Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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BLATS FROM THE BAGPIPE IT'S SMART T0 BE THRIFI Y Sandy stood hesitantly at the ticket window counting his change. What's up, Sandy? the ticket agent inquired, isn't your change right? , ' H lt's richt, said Sandy, complainingly, but only just rlcht. It was a Scotchman who walked into a dairy and asked for a pound of butter wrapped in today's paper. Your wife needs a change, said the doctor. Salt will cure her. The next time the physician called he found Sandy sitting by the bedside fanning his wife with a herring. Now, boys, said the Scotch professor, If you'll put a few crazy answers in your examination, l can sell them to a magazine for two hundred dollars each. A Scotchman telephoned the doctor in a great state of agitation. Come at once, he said, Our wee bairn has swallowed a sixpencef' How old is it? queried the doctor. l894, was the reply. The difference between a canoe and a Scotchman: The canoe tips. John B.: What are you doing? Patsy F.: Thinking John B.: When did you install the equipment? Art What is Bergen singing? Frankie: On the Road to Mandalay. Art: He must be on a detour. Mr. Straugh.: W'hat was John Bunyan ?s Fred Husa: He was an er-er-uh-er-he was an eminent English foot specialist. Lines of Shakespeare all remind us, We have wasted lots of time, And in parting leave behind us Zeros stretched out in a line. HIT PARADE Little Lad Uack C., . . . That Old Gal of Mine CBill Billingsley, . . . Chatterbox fNaoma McCleery, . . . Does Your Heart Beat for Me? fDavid H., . . . l Thought About You fAlberta H., . . . Time Will Mend a Broken Heart Uienny N., . . . Small Fry-burger CRuth N., . . . ln the Starlit Hour f Doc Bethel, , . . The Song of the Range fCornwell twins,. THINGS T0 LOOK OUT FOR IN THE HALLS The smallest of the Potters . . , Those who see all, hear all and tell all . . . Gabby fMazel . . . Elizabeth Ann l'l's flying fingers . . . Johnny C. and Donna C ..,. The late arrivers . . . Madonna M's winning smile . . . Veril L's flying feet . . . Little Magruder . . . l-loham's speed and noise . . . The quietness of the juniors . , . Bobby's notes . . . Those good looking freshmen students . . . The note throwing of the sophomores . . . The so- phistication of the seniors . . . Bunny R's winking . . , The little man who wasn't there . . . Squirt guns . . . E.llen's trouble with Cordon V .... Chink, the woman hater. Q Photos by Coles Studio,

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'T 2' it 3? e,K Coach Bill Straugh Left to right: Roy Christiansen Lawrence Moe Dick Bundy Robert Thill Robert Svingen HIGHLANDERS PLACE IN NORTHERN DIVISION 43. Grand performances were turned in ThiII and Svingen at the guard positions in their first tourna- ment experience. Captain Christiansen presented the beautiful trophy to IVIr. Irle, for the school, at an assembly foIIowing the team's return from Great FaIIs. The game with the Allen Cafe team for the benefit of the athletic fund, an over-time affair won by Farringtonis field goaI, was the Iast appearance for Christiansen, Aitken and Schwenke. Letters were awarded to Kirk, Aitken, Christiansen, Schwenke, ThiII, Moe, Farrington, Humphries, Svingen, Bundy, Covey and Manager Newton. Four of the seven returning Iettermen, Farrington, ThiII, Svingen and Covey have had first team experience. In addition to the foIIowing three Iettermen-Humphries, Moe and Bundy-are Pat- tison and Jondahl from the squad. Also, the I940 prospects are enhanced by some promising freshmen and eighth graders. The boys and coach were honored at a banquet by the junior Chamber of Commerce Wednes- day, March 20 -a fitting cIose to the I-IighIancIer's most successful season.

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