Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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Page 52 THE scoTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA AMONG OUR HOBBYISTS Going clockwise starting at 9 o'c1ock: Walter Cornwell, one of the boys from up the river: Howard Cornwell, the other one: Walter Larson, shy cameraman: Mark Etchart, the small one: Harry Farrington, Wheaties championg Richard Button, wrecked machineg Marie Hall, card sharkg Paul Dillon, the ground flyerg Lois Crow, stone collector. HOBB ES Paul Dillon, the boy who can't make up his mind which girl to go with, has made up his mind on which hobby he wants to follow. I-le makes model airplanes. His collection includes 26 planes of all sizes. His latest idea is a plane with a wingspread of six feet and a one- cylinder motor to run its 3 Bk Kenny Newton has a hobby of collecting junk and having it turn out to be a car. His latest spring creation is Gwendolyn After a thorough secret inspection, we find that it is held together by one whole boltl Marvel of marvelsl as vs vs There always should be at least one watch. repairer in school and we think that Richard Button. fills the shoes, only we wouldn't trust our watches to him. His brain, it seems to us, is a mass of cogs and wheels which spends most of its time in making little black boxes that you can't open. What a boyl -is 4: PF That tall, dark and handsome boy we have been see- ing a lot of lately is Harry Farrington. He is one of the ' up and coming all-American star athletes. Maybe some day we can point to his picture on an orange and blue Wheaties box and say, l used to know him when- vs -if at The sophomore twins this year are Walter and How- ard Cornwell. Very little is known of them, suspicious characters. They might have been up the river: anyway they come from the river somewhere, as it proven by

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THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA Page Sl Paul: Father, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Father: Why, certainly. Paul: Please sign my report card then. -Signal Butte, Miles City. After all, it's the little things in life that bother us. One can sit on a mountain but not on a tack. N'est-ce pas? Everything in the modern 'home seems to be controlled with switches except the children. Life Story A skeptical man was joe Jeeter, Who wouldn't believe his gas meter, He pulled out a match And gave it a scratch, Good morning, said he to St. Peter. Halitosis is better than no breath at all. . Daffynitions Knapsack-Sleeping bag. Unaware-Clothing worn next to the skin. Enamel-A four-footed creature. Hin- der-Inside of: like lt's hind'er bag. Zoo-To demand legal settlement. Margin-Moving in a body: like We're margin through Georgia. Niece-Joints of the leg. Artificial respiration is what you make a person alive with when they only just dead. -The Big C, Culbert- son. l . Hi-ho, hi-ho, Off to school we go To learn some junk And then we flunk, Hi-ho, hi-ho. - Vandal War Cry, Miami, Ariz. We saw a thing Of greenish hue, A lawn of grassg And thought it was But when to it We closer drew We found it was The freshman class. - Signal Butte, Miles City. What happened to the three little bears? They got on relief and the government bought them some clothes. - Sagebrush Courier, Grand Coulee, Wash. Yes, sir, good business is picking 1 up. l've advanced from a floor-scraper to a sky-scraper. After all, what is a bachelor but a fugitive from a jane gang? I wanna be alone . . But, alone in the moonlight is more fun if you aren't. The Truth, So Be lt! Monday is the day since Saturday night since which we haven't had any fun since. Laff, I Tho't I'd . . . l went to visit my girl the other night and her father threw the axe at me. Gee, l thought l'd split . , . l Remember the man who went crazy trying to steam open a postal card. The height of lowness-trying to dry snow to sell it for salt. And then there's the man who mails his letters when the clerk isn't looking in order to save postage. Goofy Definitions A straw is what you drink a milkshake through two of them. Snuff is stuff that if you aren't up to it you aren't as well as if. Another freshman was heard saying last fall, quote, Bought myself ,a reversible raincoat last week, and now at last it's raining. But sometimes l wish l had another kind, because l get to dog-gone wet while taking it off and reversing itl A Poem l sneezed a sneeze into the air: lt fell to earth, l know not whereg But hard and cold were the looks of those ln whose vicinity l snooze. 1 Wolf Talk, Wolf Point. :::1:1:::r::: -:rc--:p4:--::-----:n4:----1--q:----- ---- --------A----- AAAA -- --------A ------------A-ry - iv v' ' na ll I n nu nv 2 Cold if Fancy EE Meats T' Groceries EE WE DELIVER - PHONE 24 Frank Rice, Prop. ll ll --:n4:---:l:---:l:----:hc-:Doc-:hoc-zhooooq:-:hoc-:r4:--:r4:--::---:r------ v

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THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA Page5 their hobbies. They collect agates, good, precious Mon- tana agates. -is ik we The baffling belle of the school, Marie Hall, has just told us that her hobby is playing bridge. We have often wondered how that superficial game is played. Maybe, for all we know, she will turn teacher and show us the secrets of the game, including a couple of handy card tricks. ar -is as Mark Etchart, the kid that never grew up, sometimes known as Chivalrous Francois, has a hobby of taking pictures with a little black box. His views extend from a flagpole painter Cat the topl to kids standing with feet planted apart, leaning against nothing. -if -is Ik The peek-a-boo kid, Walter Larson, so-called because he is always darting in and out everywhere, is another camera hobbiest, and his specialty is to take your pic- ture before you have a chance to pose. Woe is usl Hope he doesn't start a blackmailing scheme on those undig- nified pictures of us wheare oiir hsair is standing on end. Lois Crow, the tap-dancer known all over town, has a bead collection, collected from all over the world. Her two most famous pair are the Japanese pair made in Japan and the American pair made in Japan. We hope she will never have to string the japanese pair up. I WANT TO LEARN MY A B C'S Anxious 1 Anna Anderson, Bright 1 Billie Bittle. Curious 1 Chelmer Witherbee. Different 1 Melford jones. Energetic 1 Lyola McCleery. Frank 1 Dot Christinson. Gracious 1 Kathryn Stieler. Handsome 1 Jasper Knight. lnteresting 1 Marvin Beck. Jaunty 1 Lorretta Palmer. Keen 1 Dick Hybak. Loud 1Mary Lee Gore. Moody 1 Frank Secora. Noisy 1 Ruby Clark. Obese 1 Clifford McPherson. Pretty 1 Clarice Wells. Quaint 1 Esther Dasher. Rowdy 1 Lyman Pattison. Sentimental 1 Shirley Brown. Tall 1 Bob Cross. Useful 1 Maxine Dross. Valiant 1 Fabian Nyquist. Wise 1 Cettie Burrus. Xtra good 1 Mary Ann Dillon. Young 1 Betty Ann Molvig. Zestful 1 Dorothy Turnacliff. Why the faraway look in your eyes, Madelyn? Cl-le couldn't be tall, dark and sympathetic, could he?D Can't Oty Wedum outrun a certain Bill out in Fort Peck, or did he just get tired of the only one? Well, whatever it was, don't feel too sorry for Oty, girls, be- cause from what we hear, he must be mighty quick on the recovery. It seems that he has been seen holding hands with a certain blonde in sixth period biology. 3 Green Front Grocery YOU'LL FIND OUR CANDY ALWAYS FRESH SSESCPES 1 II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II I II II II 1 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::t:: Have Your Pictures Framed at . LEEDHAM'S CARPENTER SHOP 'V II II II II II II II II II -:r:::::: k::::- Qc, ...,,,,., , ,---,---v Y ---v--- I -'-- -'---Y- The City Market FRESH MEATS FANCY GROCERIES FREE DELIVERY - PHONE 173 or 174 Ed Gallagher 8: Sons, Props. 1 II II II II II II II I II II II I II II II II II II i For Prom and Graduation . 1 We Say lt with M,iQ5Wj,Qg:- F lowers l Wfiiii lgg' 'vt - :+fv:'qg?,jy - 'fmsx CHOICE FRESH '15,-.3'QlIbQf2 CUT FLOWERS AND Sei.. BLoo1v1 L 'I ING P ANTS 3 XZNX Im .,, ,! ' Geo. P. Mitchell,Prop. Glasgow Flower Shop A Y --Phone 75 1 Night 3 l 6-W --' '--- -- ---' ---v---1 ---1-- --------1- 1 II II II II II II II II II II II W II II II II II II II II II II II II II 14