Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

Page 107 text:

THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA Page Sl Paul: Father, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Father: Why, certainly. Paul: Please sign my report card then. -Signal Butte, Miles City. After all, it's the little things in life that bother us. One can sit on a mountain but not on a tack. N'est-ce pas? Everything in the modern 'home seems to be controlled with switches except the children. Life Story A skeptical man was joe Jeeter, Who wouldn't believe his gas meter, He pulled out a match And gave it a scratch, Good morning, said he to St. Peter. Halitosis is better than no breath at all. . Daffynitions Knapsack-Sleeping bag. Unaware-Clothing worn next to the skin. Enamel-A four-footed creature. Hin- der-Inside of: like lt's hind'er bag. Zoo-To demand legal settlement. Margin-Moving in a body: like We're margin through Georgia. Niece-Joints of the leg. Artificial respiration is what you make a person alive with when they only just dead. -The Big C, Culbert- son. l . Hi-ho, hi-ho, Off to school we go To learn some junk And then we flunk, Hi-ho, hi-ho. - Vandal War Cry, Miami, Ariz. We saw a thing Of greenish hue, A lawn of grassg And thought it was But when to it We closer drew We found it was The freshman class. - Signal Butte, Miles City. What happened to the three little bears? They got on relief and the government bought them some clothes. - Sagebrush Courier, Grand Coulee, Wash. Yes, sir, good business is picking 1 up. l've advanced from a floor-scraper to a sky-scraper. After all, what is a bachelor but a fugitive from a jane gang? I wanna be alone . . But, alone in the moonlight is more fun if you aren't. The Truth, So Be lt! Monday is the day since Saturday night since which we haven't had any fun since. Laff, I Tho't I'd . . . l went to visit my girl the other night and her father threw the axe at me. Gee, l thought l'd split . , . l Remember the man who went crazy trying to steam open a postal card. The height of lowness-trying to dry snow to sell it for salt. And then there's the man who mails his letters when the clerk isn't looking in order to save postage. Goofy Definitions A straw is what you drink a milkshake through two of them. Snuff is stuff that if you aren't up to it you aren't as well as if. Another freshman was heard saying last fall, quote, Bought myself ,a reversible raincoat last week, and now at last it's raining. But sometimes l wish l had another kind, because l get to dog-gone wet while taking it off and reversing itl A Poem l sneezed a sneeze into the air: lt fell to earth, l know not whereg But hard and cold were the looks of those ln whose vicinity l snooze. 1 Wolf Talk, Wolf Point. :::1:1:::r::: -:rc--:p4:--::-----:n4:----1--q:----- ---- --------A----- AAAA -- --------A ------------A-ry - iv v' ' na ll I n nu nv 2 Cold if Fancy EE Meats T' Groceries EE WE DELIVER - PHONE 24 Frank Rice, Prop. ll ll --:n4:---:l:---:l:----:hc-:Doc-:hoc-zhooooq:-:hoc-:r4:--:r4:--::---:r------ v

Page 106 text:

Page 50 THE SCOTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA QI 1 1 Self-Servrce Grocery 1 1' Ph n 191-J :E I 0 e 1 1 11 GROCERIE5 - FRESH AND CURED MEATS 11 - - 11 11 FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES 11 MQn'l'ana ll1S'l'l'l'utlQn 11 NOTIONS - SOFT DRINKS - ICE CREAM I I: Always Open! II I I I ::f:::::::::::::: II II 'fx::::x:: xx xx: x:x:x: II I 'I . .I II I I A M St CI ' 1 II :I . . . alr Cr Co. 17 MEANS MORE SILVER .IEWELERS and WATCHMAKERS FOR THE SILVER STATE I 1, ...A- 11 Made from 100170 Montana Crude 1, H I W I h d II - - - I I ami ton in a I' am an z: Home OII 6' Reflnlng Co. :I 1 I g A 11 11 .. Gruen Watches 11 GLASGOW'S LARGEST ONE-STOP SERVICE 11 QI II II 1: ll EE 45 Years on Front Street G. N. Watch Inspector I ::::,:::,:x::L::L, , II Y II II 1 if I U H I II II I A I nn H II I 1 .1 1 E AT S H O P :: Q :: ' I i Amy Weigel, Prop. H II II I I I I ' 0 H I II I I H Ask Us for an I1 B E I Estimate ' 'I e est ace to at II II H H H I II II I I . . . I I ' ' I 1 Montana-Dakota Utrlrtres ' 1 In Glasgow' I ComPanY I II II II I Lxx :exexexexe :e:..:..:i I

Page 108 text:

Page 52 THE scoTTY, GLASGOW, MONTANA AMONG OUR HOBBYISTS Going clockwise starting at 9 o'c1ock: Walter Cornwell, one of the boys from up the river: Howard Cornwell, the other one: Walter Larson, shy cameraman: Mark Etchart, the small one: Harry Farrington, Wheaties championg Richard Button, wrecked machineg Marie Hall, card sharkg Paul Dillon, the ground flyerg Lois Crow, stone collector. HOBB ES Paul Dillon, the boy who can't make up his mind which girl to go with, has made up his mind on which hobby he wants to follow. I-le makes model airplanes. His collection includes 26 planes of all sizes. His latest idea is a plane with a wingspread of six feet and a one- cylinder motor to run its 3 Bk Kenny Newton has a hobby of collecting junk and having it turn out to be a car. His latest spring creation is Gwendolyn After a thorough secret inspection, we find that it is held together by one whole boltl Marvel of marvelsl as vs vs There always should be at least one watch. repairer in school and we think that Richard Button. fills the shoes, only we wouldn't trust our watches to him. His brain, it seems to us, is a mass of cogs and wheels which spends most of its time in making little black boxes that you can't open. What a boyl -is 4: PF That tall, dark and handsome boy we have been see- ing a lot of lately is Harry Farrington. He is one of the ' up and coming all-American star athletes. Maybe some day we can point to his picture on an orange and blue Wheaties box and say, l used to know him when- vs -if at The sophomore twins this year are Walter and How- ard Cornwell. Very little is known of them, suspicious characters. They might have been up the river: anyway they come from the river somewhere, as it proven by