Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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:; : ' ' ; i ' - ' ' : ' H FOR GIFTS THAT LAST GO TO CHAS. E. BEHNER CO. Jewelers and Opticians First National Bank Bldg. Glasgow, Montana Charles Hoffman: The doctor told me I ' d have a tobacco heart if I didn ' t stop buying cigarettes. Smithy: Well? Charles: So I started buying choco- lates and now I have a sweetheart. Mrs. Irle (substituting in Chemistry for Miss Robinson) : Give me a definition of sodium chloride. James Christinson: It is salt. Ronald Baker: No, it ' s powdered brine. Joe M.: Oh. say. ' Hattie: What? Joe (singing on) : dawn ' s early light? ' Can you see by the There was a terrible accident over in Glasgow the other day. Two taxi-cabs collided and thirty Scotchmen were seri- ously injured. Waiter: Are you Hungary? ' Guest: Yes, Siam. ' Waiter: Den Russia to the table and I ' ll Fiji. Guest: AH right. Sweden my coffee and Denmark my bill. Paul: Going in swimming today? Ruben: I don ' t swim! Paul: Well, going in bathing? Ruben: I don ' t — aw, quit it! Micky (walking down the street with the boys, thinking about his book report) : I have to re ad one friction book and one non-friction book this semester. Miss Alexander: Now the boys ' quar- ette will sing All Through the Night. Peggy: Holy Smokes! Let ' s leave now. THE ACID TEST Say, that girl ' s a peach! She may be, but I call her grapefruit. Why so? When I squeezed her she hit me in the eye! Roy Johnson: I just shot my dog. Roy DeHaven: Was he mad? Roy J.: Well, he didn ' t like it very well. EDUCATION ADDS TO YOUR APPRECIATION OF THE BETTER THINGS IN LIFE. THE MODEL GROCERY M. A. Walker, Proprietor Phone 117 — 90 —

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--••■ ' . ■• -- S •■-;■.• - ' •• ' . ,V r ■ ' :: ::- »si Mrc. Tourtlotte: Gene, didn ' t I hear the cock strike two as you came in? Eugene: You did. It started to strike ten. but I -stopped it to keep from waking you up. Miss Sayre: Charles, perhaps we should print the advertising section on tissue paper. Charles H. (innocently): Why? Miss Sayre: So they can see through the jokes. John M. Kline R. S. McKellar C. D. Borton I I Kline, McKellar | Borton Attorneys and Counsellors RUNDLE BUILDING Glasgow, Montana THfSTORCOf TODArAND TOMORHOIV Line.! Carried by Us Worthy of Your Consideration: For Young Women Bobolink Guaranteed Hosiery Mandalay Silk Undergarments Welworth Fast Color Wash Frocks Star Brand Footwear for All Occasions For Young Men Honor Built and Parkway Suits Star Brand Shoes and Oxfords McKibbin Hats and Caps Hallmark and Serval Dress Shirts Ellis Studio Glasgow, Mont.

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: €P= Read the School News in the Glasgow Courier MONTANA ' S GREATEST WEEKLY — 91 —