Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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MM, tV :::.-:: Mr. Garlough: Just write your par- ents ' names on this line. James Perkins: Mamma and Papa. Mr. Garlough: Robert, what was the financial situation of the U. S. at the end of the world war? Robert Spears: It was very bad, wasn ' t it? Mr. G.: I was asking you. Robert S. : Well, I guess I don ' t know either. (1 minute). Space Specialty Shop Ladies ' Ready-to-Wear MRS. L. K. SPACE Fifth Avenue South Glasgow, Montana SCHOBEL HATS WILSON BROTHERS HABERDASHERY BOSTONIAN SHOES THE TOGGERY Weigel Gregory SNOW WHITE FLOUR Is Not Only Good, But Noticeably Better It Will Stand Abuse Manufactured by GLASGOW FLOUR MILL Glasgow, Montana CO. — 88-

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S THE FIRST NATIONAL Glasgow, Montana Welcomes Your Banking Business. Thirty-Eight Years on Front Street. JOHN M. LEWIS, President R. M. LEWIS, Vice President R. M. YOUNG, Cashier A. B. FRIEDLUND, Asst. Cashier Miss Sayre (in English IV) : Where did the name ' Aes Triplex ' come from? Dale Smith (hastily reading foot note wji ' ich stated that it came from an ode of Horace running: He was armed with oak and triple bronze — et cetera ) : From an ode of horses running. Marcus went to see the doctor a few days ago and learned that red cheeks are a sign of health. Yesterday he let it drop that one of Mary Daum ' s cheeks was healthier than the other. DRS. KLEIN GRAY DENTISTS Suits No. 3, Medical Building Glasgow, Montana The senior philosopher discovered the reason why the girls of Glasgow High School powder their noses. They do it so as not to outshine the boys. The Boys ' Glee club were singing a Christmas song in which the word moon- light appeared. Miss Alexander (to boys singing very fast) : Boys, I want you to slow down in the moonlight. Traveler: When I was in China I a woman hanging from a tree by hair. Awed listener: Shanghai? Traveler: Oh, about six feet. saw her James Watson: What do you call a man who drives an automobile? Eugene Tourtlotte: It depends on how close he comes to me. Dale: Callie : Dale: Callie: Dale: Callie: I ' m going to kiss you. (No answer). I said I was going to kiss you. (Silence). Say, are you deaf? No, but you ' re dumb. -87 —

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--••■ ' . ■• -- S •■-;■.• - ' •• ' . ,V r ■ ' :: ::- »si Mrc. Tourtlotte: Gene, didn ' t I hear the cock strike two as you came in? Eugene: You did. It started to strike ten. but I -stopped it to keep from waking you up. Miss Sayre: Charles, perhaps we should print the advertising section on tissue paper. Charles H. (innocently): Why? Miss Sayre: So they can see through the jokes. John M. Kline R. S. McKellar C. D. Borton I I Kline, McKellar | Borton Attorneys and Counsellors RUNDLE BUILDING Glasgow, Montana THfSTORCOf TODArAND TOMORHOIV Line.! Carried by Us Worthy of Your Consideration: For Young Women Bobolink Guaranteed Hosiery Mandalay Silk Undergarments Welworth Fast Color Wash Frocks Star Brand Footwear for All Occasions For Young Men Honor Built and Parkway Suits Star Brand Shoes and Oxfords McKibbin Hats and Caps Hallmark and Serval Dress Shirts Ellis Studio Glasgow, Mont.