Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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S THE FIRST NATIONAL Glasgow, Montana Welcomes Your Banking Business. Thirty-Eight Years on Front Street. JOHN M. LEWIS, President R. M. LEWIS, Vice President R. M. YOUNG, Cashier A. B. FRIEDLUND, Asst. Cashier Miss Sayre (in English IV) : Where did the name ' Aes Triplex ' come from? Dale Smith (hastily reading foot note wji ' ich stated that it came from an ode of Horace running: He was armed with oak and triple bronze — et cetera ) : From an ode of horses running. Marcus went to see the doctor a few days ago and learned that red cheeks are a sign of health. Yesterday he let it drop that one of Mary Daum ' s cheeks was healthier than the other. DRS. KLEIN GRAY DENTISTS Suits No. 3, Medical Building Glasgow, Montana The senior philosopher discovered the reason why the girls of Glasgow High School powder their noses. They do it so as not to outshine the boys. The Boys ' Glee club were singing a Christmas song in which the word moon- light appeared. Miss Alexander (to boys singing very fast) : Boys, I want you to slow down in the moonlight. Traveler: When I was in China I a woman hanging from a tree by hair. Awed listener: Shanghai? Traveler: Oh, about six feet. saw her James Watson: What do you call a man who drives an automobile? Eugene Tourtlotte: It depends on how close he comes to me. Dale: Callie : Dale: Callie: Dale: Callie: I ' m going to kiss you. (No answer). I said I was going to kiss you. (Silence). Say, are you deaf? No, but you ' re dumb. -87 —

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WHOOPEE! What would we do without them, That ' s what I want to know; This world would be the heck of a place, Where could we poor men go? Whom could we tell our troubles to? Where would we get our romance. How ' d we spend our evenings With only stags at a dance? We owe the girls an awful lot. That ' s why I write this rhyme. What ' d we do without ' em, boys? We ' d have a whale of a time. First Irishman: My legs are just as long as yours. Second Ditto: No, they aren ' t. First Same: Yes they are. They reach from the seat of my pants to the ground and that ' s all yours do. Second Ditto: But my pants are higher than yours. Shorty : I am just as tall as you are. Spears: No, you aren ' t. You just come up to my chin. Shorty: Well, anyway, you are just as low down as I am. Your feet go down just as far. Clarence H. Roberts Attorney at Law FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Glasgow, Montana H. A. YOTTER HARDWARE Glasgow, Montana Your Trade Is Appreciated COLEMAN HARDWARE MAJESTIC AND R. C. A. RADIOS EXPERT RADIO SERVICE Glasgow, Montana THE ANDREWS SHOP Mrs. Forrest Andrews GOWNS, SUITS, FURS, MIL- LINERY AND FASHION- ABLE ACCESSORIES Glasgow, Montana -86

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MM, tV :::.-:: Mr. Garlough: Just write your par- ents ' names on this line. James Perkins: Mamma and Papa. Mr. Garlough: Robert, what was the financial situation of the U. S. at the end of the world war? Robert Spears: It was very bad, wasn ' t it? Mr. G.: I was asking you. Robert S. : Well, I guess I don ' t know either. (1 minute). Space Specialty Shop Ladies ' Ready-to-Wear MRS. L. K. SPACE Fifth Avenue South Glasgow, Montana SCHOBEL HATS WILSON BROTHERS HABERDASHERY BOSTONIAN SHOES THE TOGGERY Weigel Gregory SNOW WHITE FLOUR Is Not Only Good, But Noticeably Better It Will Stand Abuse Manufactured by GLASGOW FLOUR MILL Glasgow, Montana CO. — 88-