Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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WHOOPEE! What would we do without them, That ' s what I want to know; This world would be the heck of a place, Where could we poor men go? Whom could we tell our troubles to? Where would we get our romance. How ' d we spend our evenings With only stags at a dance? We owe the girls an awful lot. That ' s why I write this rhyme. What ' d we do without ' em, boys? We ' d have a whale of a time. First Irishman: My legs are just as long as yours. Second Ditto: No, they aren ' t. First Same: Yes they are. They reach from the seat of my pants to the ground and that ' s all yours do. Second Ditto: But my pants are higher than yours. Shorty : I am just as tall as you are. Spears: No, you aren ' t. You just come up to my chin. Shorty: Well, anyway, you are just as low down as I am. Your feet go down just as far. Clarence H. Roberts Attorney at Law FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Glasgow, Montana H. A. YOTTER HARDWARE Glasgow, Montana Your Trade Is Appreciated COLEMAN HARDWARE MAJESTIC AND R. C. A. RADIOS EXPERT RADIO SERVICE Glasgow, Montana THE ANDREWS SHOP Mrs. Forrest Andrews GOWNS, SUITS, FURS, MIL- LINERY AND FASHION- ABLE ACCESSORIES Glasgow, Montana -86

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Ma, who is Mike I never Leslie Splan : Huntry? Mrs. Splan: I don ' t know heard of him. Leslie; Well, in music today we sang, ' Mike Huntry, ' tis of thee ' . Callie to Peg (Heard in the girls ' dress- ing room): Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose? Peg: Because its powder puff is on its tail. Miss Sayre (reading about the early Egyptians) : I ' ve been reading that the pyramid builders were paid with onions and other vegetables. Marjorie: No wonder they were so strong. Miss Robinson: What is the charac- teristic of a water mammal? Olive Knaff: They can swim. Miss Sayre (in English III class, while the wind was blowing quite freely outside and rattling windows) : Be as quiet as possible here in class for there is enough wind outside. Oxy - Acetylene Welding Car and Truck Spring Service Lathe and Machine Work General Blacksmithing Car, Truck and Tractor Repair Phone 108-W HALLADAY ' SSHOP Corner Third Ave. South and Eighth St. Glasgow, Montana Northwest Service Stores, inc. Glasgow, Montana, Branch Profits Small; Business Great; That ' s the Way We Operate. A Great Concern in a Growing City. We Deliver Phone 24 — 85 —

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S THE FIRST NATIONAL Glasgow, Montana Welcomes Your Banking Business. Thirty-Eight Years on Front Street. JOHN M. LEWIS, President R. M. LEWIS, Vice President R. M. YOUNG, Cashier A. B. FRIEDLUND, Asst. Cashier Miss Sayre (in English IV) : Where did the name ' Aes Triplex ' come from? Dale Smith (hastily reading foot note wji ' ich stated that it came from an ode of Horace running: He was armed with oak and triple bronze — et cetera ) : From an ode of horses running. Marcus went to see the doctor a few days ago and learned that red cheeks are a sign of health. Yesterday he let it drop that one of Mary Daum ' s cheeks was healthier than the other. DRS. KLEIN GRAY DENTISTS Suits No. 3, Medical Building Glasgow, Montana The senior philosopher discovered the reason why the girls of Glasgow High School powder their noses. They do it so as not to outshine the boys. The Boys ' Glee club were singing a Christmas song in which the word moon- light appeared. Miss Alexander (to boys singing very fast) : Boys, I want you to slow down in the moonlight. Traveler: When I was in China I a woman hanging from a tree by hair. Awed listener: Shanghai? Traveler: Oh, about six feet. saw her James Watson: What do you call a man who drives an automobile? Eugene Tourtlotte: It depends on how close he comes to me. Dale: Callie : Dale: Callie: Dale: Callie: I ' m going to kiss you. (No answer). I said I was going to kiss you. (Silence). Say, are you deaf? No, but you ' re dumb. -87 —