Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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Ma, who is Mike I never Leslie Splan : Huntry? Mrs. Splan: I don ' t know heard of him. Leslie; Well, in music today we sang, ' Mike Huntry, ' tis of thee ' . Callie to Peg (Heard in the girls ' dress- ing room): Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose? Peg: Because its powder puff is on its tail. Miss Sayre (reading about the early Egyptians) : I ' ve been reading that the pyramid builders were paid with onions and other vegetables. Marjorie: No wonder they were so strong. Miss Robinson: What is the charac- teristic of a water mammal? Olive Knaff: They can swim. Miss Sayre (in English III class, while the wind was blowing quite freely outside and rattling windows) : Be as quiet as possible here in class for there is enough wind outside. Oxy - Acetylene Welding Car and Truck Spring Service Lathe and Machine Work General Blacksmithing Car, Truck and Tractor Repair Phone 108-W HALLADAY ' SSHOP Corner Third Ave. South and Eighth St. Glasgow, Montana Northwest Service Stores, inc. Glasgow, Montana, Branch Profits Small; Business Great; That ' s the Way We Operate. A Great Concern in a Growing City. We Deliver Phone 24 — 85 —

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.■•..■•v-. vXP. . • ' ' - - ,- ; ■!£. ! ' •- ■• • ' •ft V.-. • •-- - •. ' • ' ■i.iv ' Miss Robinson: What kind of bird is this? (Showing a picture of a screech owl). Dale Smith: Hootch owl. Miss Coventry (looking in Ellis ' Studio window) : Isn ' t that a beautiful picture of Old Faithful? Mrs. McLean: Why, that ' s a picture of the burning oil well. Moral: See America First. Mary Dohi (Writing a news article for journalism class, included the following) : The home economics class (meaning room) will also be improved and reno- vated. Mr. Woodside (in biology) : What caiises food to come up after it has been swal- lowed? Benny Lewow: Oysters. Miss Hoover : How long should a ' thank you ' letter be? Frank Schuster: It depends on how many gifts they give you. Valley County Abstract Co., Inc. OFFICIAL ABSTRACTERS G. A. Bertsch, President A. Z. Bertsch, Sec ' y-Treas. -84-

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WHOOPEE! What would we do without them, That ' s what I want to know; This world would be the heck of a place, Where could we poor men go? Whom could we tell our troubles to? Where would we get our romance. How ' d we spend our evenings With only stags at a dance? We owe the girls an awful lot. That ' s why I write this rhyme. What ' d we do without ' em, boys? We ' d have a whale of a time. First Irishman: My legs are just as long as yours. Second Ditto: No, they aren ' t. First Same: Yes they are. They reach from the seat of my pants to the ground and that ' s all yours do. Second Ditto: But my pants are higher than yours. Shorty : I am just as tall as you are. Spears: No, you aren ' t. You just come up to my chin. Shorty: Well, anyway, you are just as low down as I am. Your feet go down just as far. Clarence H. Roberts Attorney at Law FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Glasgow, Montana H. A. YOTTER HARDWARE Glasgow, Montana Your Trade Is Appreciated COLEMAN HARDWARE MAJESTIC AND R. C. A. RADIOS EXPERT RADIO SERVICE Glasgow, Montana THE ANDREWS SHOP Mrs. Forrest Andrews GOWNS, SUITS, FURS, MIL- LINERY AND FASHION- ABLE ACCESSORIES Glasgow, Montana -86