Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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I crept upstairs, my shoes in hand, Just as the night took wing; And I saw my Dad, four steps ahead, Doing the same darned thing. Quotation from school e.xamination paper: George Washington married Mary Custi.s and in due time became the father of his Country. Miss Sayre joy? Micky: Misery. Miss Sayre: Of sadness? Micky: Gladness. Miss Sayre:; Of woe? Micky: Giddap. What is the opposite of Miss Robinson: How many molecules are there in a liter? Ruben Lewow: I know! — Nobody knows. Miss Coventry; Maurice, what is wrong with this, ' Cosett€ was wrote by Hugo ' ? Maurice Weber: It should be, ' Cosette was wrote by Victor Hugo ' . Miss Murphy: What is meant by monoxidized? Zelma Bollard (sleepily); Exhaust sick- ness. Did you ever take Mr. Woodside ; ether? Ronald: Naw, who teaches it? Shirley: This jewelry all belonged to a millionaire. Thelma; Who? Shirley : Woolworth. Sophomore to Freshie: Why do you part your hair? Freshie: It improves my looks. Sophomore: Ha! Ha! Every block has an alley. Paul: I got 96 in my physics test. Eldon: Honestly? Paul: What did you bring that up for? Mr. Garlough (sitting down to dinner at his boarding place and seeing a dish of cranberries on the table); Oh! we have beets for dinner. QUALITY NOT QUANTITY HAUGE ' S CAFE If You Like Our Coffee Have Another on Me — Bert — Cool Barber Shop SATISFACTION I Glasgow, Montana . i 1 L. E. Montgomery DENTIST Office Rundle BIdg., Phone 29 Glasgow, Montana — 83-

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: - .•. ' .-. ■- • . ' : ' ,1. . ' IT- 1 Miss Hoover: Tell about Tyre (mean- ing a famous city in Phoenicia) . William Smart: It is part of a wheel. Where was Shakes- In Stratford-on- Miss Coventry: peare born? Torborg Pederson : Avon. Miss Coventry: In what country? Torborg: In New York. Mr. Woodside: Why is this bird called a chick-a-dee? Ethel Moore: Because it looks like a chick. Mr. Garlough (Announcing in assembly about the new lockers to be assigned the senior high students): There is room enough for two people in every locker. Choose your partners. Of coui-se, I prefer that a girl choose a girl and a boy choose a boy. Jack Pagan (giving an oral report in Problems of Democracy) : His name was Flaherty and that was all I could find on him. We Ask You TO DRIVE THE MODEL A FORD BEFORE BUYING ANY OTHER CAR. Grossman Motor Co. Service 1 Quality Lewis -Wedum Co. i Department Store STYLE DURABILITY PRICE Quality is our first asset and best advertisement 1888 - Forty-One Years in Glasgow - - 1929 -82-

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.■•..■•v-. vXP. . • ' ' - - ,- ; ■!£. ! ' •- ■• • ' •ft V.-. • •-- - •. ' • ' ■i.iv ' Miss Robinson: What kind of bird is this? (Showing a picture of a screech owl). Dale Smith: Hootch owl. Miss Coventry (looking in Ellis ' Studio window) : Isn ' t that a beautiful picture of Old Faithful? Mrs. McLean: Why, that ' s a picture of the burning oil well. Moral: See America First. Mary Dohi (Writing a news article for journalism class, included the following) : The home economics class (meaning room) will also be improved and reno- vated. Mr. Woodside (in biology) : What caiises food to come up after it has been swal- lowed? Benny Lewow: Oysters. Miss Hoover : How long should a ' thank you ' letter be? Frank Schuster: It depends on how many gifts they give you. Valley County Abstract Co., Inc. OFFICIAL ABSTRACTERS G. A. Bertsch, President A. Z. Bertsch, Sec ' y-Treas. -84-