Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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iiPK Miss Coventry: Do you know what letter comes after h ? Maurice Weber: No ' m. Miss Coventry: What have I on each side of my nose? Maurice: Looks like powder to me. Marjorie H.: There are several things I always count on. Paul: What are they? Marjorie: My fingers. THE BON TON Home Made Candy and Ice Cream Butter Kist Popcorn SAM ELLSWORTH, Prop. For Real ECONOMY Buy Your Dresses at THE ECONOMY SHOP Otto M. Christinson Land Co. FARM MANAGEMENT, FARM LOANS INVESTMENTS AND INSURANCE Glasgow, Montana — 80 —

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f ' : : ' ' - ! :h i fl -. - f Mark Whitbread: I wish I could change the alphabet. Wava: Why? Mark: I ' d put U and I closer together. Mildred: I ' m a little pale. Sarcastic: No, you ' re a little fat tub. Bert: Aw. I know this stuff so well I could say it backwards in my sleep! Miss Anderson: The only trouble is you say it backwards when you are awake. Mr. Garlough: Have you ever heard of puppy love? Bert: Have you a Webster ' s dictionary on your desk? Mr. Garlough: No. I haven ' t. I don ' t need one. Bert: Well, I do. Sid had been sitting in his seat doing nothing except twiddling his thumbs for a half hour. Miss Harkins: Sidney, is that all you can do? Sidney: No, ma ' am, I can turn them the other way. Progress For 35 years we have watched the growth of the Glasgow schools - - from a one-room shack to the present splendid buildings - - from one teacher to many - - from a handful of pupils to nearly seven hundred. This is Progress May it con- tinue. A. M. St. Clair Co. | JEWELERS AND OPTICIANS i Established 1894 Glasgow Montana { BURGESS VARIETY STORE Novelties, Gift Goods, Chinaware, Glassware, Hosiery, Paints, Cooking Utensils and Con- goleum Rugs. Quality, Service and Right Prices T. O. BURGESS, Proprietor Glasgow, Montana — 79 —

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v ' lljlf hl. 7y Gordon Browning (using the word phenomena in a sentence) : Phenomena is a serious sickness. Miss Anderson (in Problems of Democ- racy class) : What is probation? Charles H. (looking rather blank): Is that what the probate judge does? Found in a freshman general science paper: Diagnosis is a disease of the nose. Bill Alvord: I ' ll be in the study hall this period after this. Miss Harkins. Miss H.: Altogether? Bill: Well, I ' m going to try to be all together. Did you hear the one about the girl who was so dumb she thought that the doctor gave her a compliment when he told her she had acute indigestion ? Miss Hoover: Lee, have you done your outside reading yet? Lee Montgomery : No, it ' s too cold. NORTH SIDE CASH GROCERY Geo. E. Birmingham, Prop. FANCY GROCERIES- STAPLE GROCERIES ' We Aim to Please ' Telephone 3 We Deliver Hall Drug Co. Prescription Druggists Johnston ' s Candy Eastman Kodaks Ice Cream Toilet Goods School Supplies Hall Has It ■81