Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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f ' : : ' ' - ! :h i fl -. - f Mark Whitbread: I wish I could change the alphabet. Wava: Why? Mark: I ' d put U and I closer together. Mildred: I ' m a little pale. Sarcastic: No, you ' re a little fat tub. Bert: Aw. I know this stuff so well I could say it backwards in my sleep! Miss Anderson: The only trouble is you say it backwards when you are awake. Mr. Garlough: Have you ever heard of puppy love? Bert: Have you a Webster ' s dictionary on your desk? Mr. Garlough: No. I haven ' t. I don ' t need one. Bert: Well, I do. Sid had been sitting in his seat doing nothing except twiddling his thumbs for a half hour. Miss Harkins: Sidney, is that all you can do? Sidney: No, ma ' am, I can turn them the other way. Progress For 35 years we have watched the growth of the Glasgow schools - - from a one-room shack to the present splendid buildings - - from one teacher to many - - from a handful of pupils to nearly seven hundred. This is Progress May it con- tinue. A. M. St. Clair Co. | JEWELERS AND OPTICIANS i Established 1894 Glasgow Montana { BURGESS VARIETY STORE Novelties, Gift Goods, Chinaware, Glassware, Hosiery, Paints, Cooking Utensils and Con- goleum Rugs. Quality, Service and Right Prices T. O. BURGESS, Proprietor Glasgow, Montana — 79 —

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Miss Hoover: Benny, how can you se- cure a straight line in a paragraph? Benny: By writing next to margin. James Perkins (in general science) : You can ' t get diseases fro m drinking cups. Mr. Mowery: Why not, James? James: Did you ever see anyone drink- ing cups? Who Miss Sayre (in ESiglish TV class) : was Horace? Ruben ( sleepily) : An American author. Miss Mattison: A good illustration of how cruelly the people were treated in colonial times for a small violation of the law is expressed in Hawthorne ' s ' Scarlet Letter ' . Robert Spears: Yes, and another good example is ' Ben Hur ' . Miss Hoover: Ralph, use conscious in a sentence. Ralph Keagy: Kiss me again, I ' m still conscious. A. W. BECK Glasgow, Montana General Electric Wiring System ADD BEAUTY TO YOUR HOME Promote Comfort Conserve Health Save Drudgery By Installing Mo(Jern Plumbing and Heating ELMER JOHNSON Glasgow, Montana — 78 —

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iiPK Miss Coventry: Do you know what letter comes after h ? Maurice Weber: No ' m. Miss Coventry: What have I on each side of my nose? Maurice: Looks like powder to me. Marjorie H.: There are several things I always count on. Paul: What are they? Marjorie: My fingers. THE BON TON Home Made Candy and Ice Cream Butter Kist Popcorn SAM ELLSWORTH, Prop. For Real ECONOMY Buy Your Dresses at THE ECONOMY SHOP Otto M. Christinson Land Co. FARM MANAGEMENT, FARM LOANS INVESTMENTS AND INSURANCE Glasgow, Montana — 80 —