Glasgow High School - Hootman Yearbook (Glasgow, MT)

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Tommy Flint: Why don ' t Sophomores have red hair? Eldon S.: Ivory won ' t rust. Miss Hoover: Who was Shakespeare ' s wife? Kenneth Christinson: Mrs. Shakes- peare. Let ' s go, team, yelled the farmer. Piper-Howe Lbr. Co. FRANK FORD. Mgr. Quality - Service A Safe Place to Trade ENGSTROM ' S QUALITY DRY CLEANING BEST WISHES TO FACULTY AND STUDENTS OF 1928-1929 Glasgow Motors, inc. Glasgow, Montana -76-

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i ' L GLASGOW, MONTANA Buy Baby Chix at Home We Specialize in Full Blooded Chix of All Breeds, Hatched in Our Mam- moth Electric Incubators. I Riverside Hatchery » I James O. Weaver Attorney at Law Glasgow, Montana OFFICE IN FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLOCK Miss Hoover: What was the most im- portant date during the Roman period? Bill Alvord: Antony ' s date with Cleo- patra. Miss Sayre ' checking up on absences): Where is Mildred Johnson? Frances W.: She is trying to get in her locker. Miss Alexander: How are you able to sing with that wad in your mouth, Rich- ard? Richard Hallett: Sing around it. Ronald Baker: We have a new player on our football team and he is real goixl. I think pretty soon he will be our best man. Margaret Murray: Oh, so sudden! Will you marry me? No!! (And they lived happily ever after). Tom Flint (Going around to class rooms collecting tardiness slips, put his head in- side the door) : Miss Coventry, I want your slip. Northern Montana ' s Best Music 1 r THE WARDROBE CLEANERS Best Floor at DORR ' S LAKE VIEW HALL Moved to the Medical Building Will Still Give You the Wardrobe Service Out Where the Fun Begins Three Miles East, Six Miles South ' We Know How •75-

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We Sell WESTLAND GASOLINE DURA OIL AND WE GIVE SERVICE WESTLAND OIL CO. J. c. PENNEY CO. A Nat ion Wide Institution WHERE SAVINGS ARE GREATEST Teacher ; What is a detour? Scott J.: The roughest distance be- tween two points. Calhe: I wouldn ' t marry you if you were the only man in the world. Dale:: Of course you wouldn ' t; you ' d get killed in the rush. Overheard among the lockers: Roy D.: A fellow doesn ' t have to be crazy to be in love but it sure helps a lot. Found in a senior boy ' s paper on My Ideal Girl : I want a girl who appreci- ates men; in fact, she must appreciate all animals. Shirley B. (after a test on Hamlet ): I felt just like Ophelia when I took that test. Miss Sayre (who had just looked over her paper) : Yes, and your sentences sounded just like Ophelia ' s when she was crazy. SEND IT TO THE LAUNDRY We Wash Anything, Even the Baby We Call for and Deliver TROY STEAM LAUNDRY Phone 88 E. M. Morton, Prop. — 77 —