Girls High School - Yearbook (Reading, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 144 of the 1910 volume:

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U DR R A TATE DENTIST Furs cwEnTnuHvs YHA-nf A sughesson vu DR F S LAWRANCE E,-OMNOFORM ADMINISTERFU O Farr Pac-NF an mfr-.CE PHONE 6 V12 WEGT HTHSTAFET rrnqr Hamas 87011 Yo5P 7YoBr M COFFEYVILLE KANsAs lossm-ev nc5slTER GILHUQT rnmrsr-1 ROSSITER 8: GANDER ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT LAW 121 wEsT 9TH SYREET HOME PHONE :N orrlrs HflL PHONE 2.42 E A ROSSER WFSTERN COLLECTION AGENCV PAYENYS F-Ersslfwwz, INSURANCE AND BOUNTY PRQCURED LEGALlNs1RuMzNrQ CAreEFuLLv Pnrwmrr: DR. J. W. RYAN O 4 ,A M41 ,M. f CHAS D ISE LAWYER COFFEYVILLE ROOMS? ss. 6 ZIEGLER 84 DANA ATTORNEYS AND COUNCELLORS AT LAW COFFEYVILLE OVER CONDON BXNK KANSAS FIRsT NAHONAL BANK BLDG, KANSAS HAVE YUU TRIED UNE UF OUR SUITS' IF NOT WHY NCT? WE SAW- You MONEY THE S15 QQ HQUSE CLEANING AND PRESSING USE KIDDOOS BEST FLOUR KIDDOO MILLING CO I 5 0 5 l'NlllN NI.Xlll'I 9l4 Walnut St. Coffeyville, Kansas Phone 1885 7 Coffeyville Kansas Q' , f X i X WW gf ,t W,,W,, H, ,,,,,,f,,,,,,, ,, , , . , , , , ,,,, ,,,, . . ,,,,,,,,l,,,,9,,,,,,,, 7 ,, ,,,,Q, . , , f, f ,Z ,'3fY4f' f iff ,,wwf.-6ff,,,w,',5,fQo,.1a,1 ,ffl , , ,,,,,, f ,,ff,,QiQaf',,?ffii!! f f 1 2 W 4 ff 7 ,y f TO PLEASE f ,- LQ! ,,,, Authorzty Styles SATISF Y f K y dctal mfo 1 tl r ey are styl h our every alm Fully re allzlng that THE MAN of TGDAY wants style W comfort and SCFVICG IH every tl Ctcn tlung he wears, we are con stantly searchlng the trade marleets for THE BEST and placlng It before our many patrons for selectlon Q For Men Young Men and Boys, youll hnd here the very best quallty ln Clothmg, l'lats, Shoes, FW' Shlrts, Collars, TISS Underwear, etc of proper dress, and expect to merit a 'f -5 contlnuance of your generous patron a e Come ln o len, as others do We II take pleasure In slwowmg you W T Read s Men s Shoppe 110 WE T NINTH STRE 5 Z Z 4 Shoe stx les change from 9615011 to season. lim Ralston Au- WX4 thority Styles unrl you can always lmve that sz t's yin feel- ing nf knowing your shoes are rorrfrt in ever ' i , Co r a n e as h 'is . - - ff -tvle No 177. linn'me-mlC:1lf, 77 New lil lo Lust. V 1 Our new Spring and - ' Sumn nlels are here Come in an se h 1 . v v Y 7 1 ' 1 N -'t 1 ., vp, ' 1 W ' ll l h l' 4 , e can mterest you, a , a ong t e me , 13115 ..,. ., - 1' wi 1 in , Fi 3.11 g A. 1. he ,alrl lii , .. ,m f .V Nix ,- F 1, 'lr N E 1 f - 9 ' sl f l '9 - Q.-Y, lll V: ' ntllglllll- M, . v- llx . U L A il 1.1. ,fi A? li- 7' :ix 5 7 7 o 0 S E T Qlhr iburb ssrboul Qprrtatm H I 'N 'IRI R X Ill D1 Dunhnxx R N RINNEDN OLR XXI3LbI 'OUNSLLLOR OLR IRLI sl THE IIN ESI OI SC IIOI XRS NND IIII INOBLEQI OI MEN IIIIS XNNLAL IS 'XI I P IION XII LH DEDICATED A 'W 4 X UI I XII IX NI,-X ', IIIIJ fLfN i ' ,IO FRIEND. GLR ILSIESI ILDCE: -X XAJJJ N fy 3. L91 x A fC25 'T?a 1f' 'T ' 'fix Tam the Graduates D tu TOT e f In war H ahh Stay Q10 P LO Mem JO Daxfma TO H1 N r 4 wh w 2 Cam do for hmm QR on cmd bro ffm for mem U1 5 d Hr I FO LMCCX I!- 8 TIIIC SI'lCl l', TON. Q-1 MW . ' I I' Klum - f N. .v2, Y L f ,' w li I r -' f.. KJ-Ivy' -Vs ' f- ' '.'!f1 Q' HQ ' 1 'xl n X' Y, MSN sl J' my H' 4 f , 1 - .7 JI 5 ' X if I k W.. 1 , X gf, A ip ,, 'II 11 Q ng!! .0 Y-,IT Ju' 4 Lowa, 6 V 44 him, 7f?.V, N ,' L: 2 K, To them, Hr' sei , QQ 1 1, gan , , Y, ,F - H 1 ' , 4 L .rw , JJ' x VT! Fori mei. ffm al your gifte . 1 9 . I TV . your treasure H We 'Hzfoughi LM ' . FOl1f'vQ'V 'ff Jirzp The wid- . :wif over, YOQ mst. for ham 1, ETH A if- lGff3V. S' CIA R Y KENNEDY Our reverenced pnncrpal lrlce Prof Srnclarr comes from the Stale of lndr ana He has been connected wrth the Coffeyvrlle schools for many years Hrst ln the grades but m 1906 accepted the posrtron of History mstruclor rn the Hrgb School Tllls bas bee hrs frrst year as prmcrpal and bas been very successful As a hrstonan Prof Kennedy rs acknowledged by every one as berng among the best rn the Slate An en my to Prof Kennedy rs not to be found VTl'lWl'1V.'l li l' ' TOR. 9 KEN . 'V it ' fi . l f Z I ff ff . ff, :Jil ,x'f . awfjf, ri X 1 V 1.911 rU?EjEfE9T!ifQf- 9 9 ms WM M SINCLAIR W1l11am M S1ncla1r has superln tended the schools of Coffeyvrlle for fourteen years taklng charge 1n 1892 When the c1ty had but seven teachers In 1895 he became super mtendent of the Ottawa Kansas publlc schools and later went to El dorado Kansas schools then to Mc Pherson Kansas schools but be fore completlng h s very successful work there he was recalled to Coffey vllle 1904 Slnce commg back to th1s c1ty a phenomenal growth ln the populatxon has been enyoyed and Mr S1ncla1r has proven h1s ab1l1ty to meet the condltlons by holdmg the cosmopolltan populatlon ln close or gan1zat1on and provldlng bu1ld1ngs and faclltles for the rapldly lncreas mg necessltles of the Work He IS sympathetrc w1th the needs and en 1oyments of young people and respon QIVQ to every legltlmate request He emoys the respect and coniidence of teachers and puplls Y t Y ll 1 . . . . . . . 'Q r 1 ' ' , ' s a ' Ls r ' ' 1 - l - 1 'v ' 1 . Z. A S . 1 ' . K - , . . THE, SPECT A'l OR 'WMF fl rl' 1 ll lk .. . .'l y+ l' 'W ' LQ' 'n'h,rw- ' l - ll HT' l. 'l if M' lllll M M ya! f nw ' xi, J Lm:5' THE SENIOR CLASS O splutteu dld you exe1' What 1 dam to mute about' Of f1eaks then plentx but not a sol1 an gLn1us' Suffice It IS to say that we are saylng better thlngs about the buneh than ale tlue Theg may be cute but thu ale SGINOIS .md no body lox es a Sen1o1' So 1un along you dea1 llttle 1Oe1s QVGIQ dog has hls day here Q to yours' HARRY NAYLOR There ale but thlee thlnge 111 thw hfe love laughter and llrnbur ESTHER MUZZY Gee, nobody can s1ng l1ke me and Nord1ca o,,,ee,e,w--,ooe to rg -eg ' ' -S 'ol Q' . ' P' lf' ' . f 'l. 'n l ' 5 , ' 'l 1' f 'Zh' ' ' ,. f ' 'l w.'ll' ' D' ll I , i ,w l 1 l x I 4 II . l l Q I D 7 Nllux7d 'l L' l'Hl!rJA ,I Q ffffggsigm il .Ik , il 1 'll l l TL ? I - 'y'1 ' ' V' ' t . -1 ir. 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S LJ' F n ge ' l ' 'l' V 'j' , !f., g?,,,:- V ' 5- A ' gerf' THE SPECTATOR BLAFRILE FINBURG A1n t I a dlnga '7 Dahn the boys' They make me tlahed ARTHUR MILLER HAWY HAW' HAW' Laugh at your frlends and 1f your frlends are sore So much the better You may laugh all the more Porky you candy cough drop We owe you th1s wrlte up because you are our own Porky than whom have no other gods before CBes1des all th1s he has brams and beauty too And to use h1s own words Porky IS a Courtm old scout We had rather lose the whole bunch than one halr of Porkys GOLDEN head and how we shall mlss that laugh'D O you Pm ky' zf you dont just beat hack' CARRIE WALTON An old maldl Not 1f I can help It ' ' ' h. '. ' Y? KC ! 99 CG !! K6 I 97 7 . . 7 7 66 !? Y there is none greater, and whom we . Y L ' 7 . ., ii 79 ' ll ' I 7? ' U 7 !7 Y . I . , V. , . 7 . ti ' . a ' !! THE SPECTATOR GLADY MIQLH Accuse not nature she has done her part SAM CARPENTER Hello freak' I look l1ke Na poleon dont I 9 GRACE BURKHOLDER She loves none other as she loves herself but she can t help It xt s the way her mother dresses her l S .1 ' I as as u ' , . 7 u , . . w . r - ' 1 T 9 99 . 'PPE QPECTA 1 OR C RMP ALLIN Dont look at me boys Im QL31 ed of maseullne anlmals IRVING PARKER SlSQy Paw glV9 me a cent I want to be tuffl HAZELLE PFISTER Her ways are ways of pleasant ness and all her paths are peace H fn L K .. 4. n ' 1 1 1 I . 4 . U 3 1 vw . 7 a 1 1 1 . N 1 l h ,, ., L . . V H . s 'l , l y 9: THE SPEC'lATOR ROQINA RIDDLE When I beheld thlq I sald to my self Surely mortal Woman lS a broom suck ' HUBERT ANDREWQ Plague' If there amt some thmg m work as klnd o goes gamst my convxctlonsl HELEN HOFFMAN Would to the heavens the gods would glVQ me a stand 1n wlth the boys. L, . ' ' Y- . . , cn ' r . . , - as . . uf u - 9 . . . , , . ' ' u u H THE QPEC 1 ATOR A 1olly yet sagacwus httle cuss OTTO MAR HALL Thele am t nothm good under the sun O, you cute httle hammer' EMMA COMBS 'Fxe on the boys , I'm marrled to my books F u STELLA PFISTER I H '. , . . 7? S Z CK , ' 7 ' 9 !! THE SPECTATOR ARTA GREGORY She Q pretty to walk Wlth Wltty to talk wxth And cute ae a bug S ear BRAUM BENTLEY Would to heaven I were able to run thmgs Im the busmees manager am t I9 SULA CLARKE There IS but one Sula' That s MUH' , . , . ? 9 L . H - , . . R, ' 7 77 , . . lf ' 7 79 Q THE QPECTATOR PEARL IIEQLI-II: Abou Ill thlngs she loves the Iattle of her ovs n VOICL DANIEL CAMPBELL Ye gan ds man You have never strange fellovss IH her tlme but THIS O SHAW Dan You re llght the book s xx rong MELVA WILKINSON Abeence makes the heart grow fonder Fonder of another yonder X Q V 4 w 1 . J 1 1 1 1 ' ' J' an , , I , x! 9 seen Detroit'?l' Nature has framed ' . ' f , -T ,- ,' ,, , x, Y an , . . 9 I l I l BESSIE GILLETT She hath the fatal gxft of beauty HERBERT LEVAN Oh h what have we here? Her equal for gentleness tact and qulet worth IS not to be found m our school THE SPECTATOR I cc I - !! K6 L- : 97 , . GRACE HOBART: I 4 u q , u I H THE SPECTATOR how' BEE BENQON I can sass the gods I guess Im a Mystvc 3lI1tI7 CARL RULKER I am a dog of an unbehever' Me and R1tch1e came from J erusa lem Dont hke the whlte race no MILDRED KAVANAUGH The map of Erln on her face The DIVII 1n her eyes U I zz , -.. 9 I - ' 9 n f , . w . cz ' . cc ' - H , . . ac ' H 7 cc ' ' 77 ' THE SPECTATOR. GLADYS SHAW: A pretty miss, Clever and adroit. But how, oh how Can she endure 'Delrozlil RIL HARD HEYMAN Vonder vat you tlnk I ISS a automopeele 7 Our frxend Abraham Josephus IS preparing for the ,Synagoguf and by mdustrlously sklnnlng fleas for thelr hxde and tallow managed to save enough chlnk to brlbe the faculty to let h1m shp through ln three years But heavens how he wrmkles h1s nose' Braum Bentley Presldent Arta Gregory Vlce Presxdent Danlel Campbell Treasurer Grace Alhn Secretary Herbert Levan Sergeant at Arms SENIOR CLASS. THE SPECTATOR. fn,m 9f',-nm'1N fn LEATTA ROAN : Perfection in all things is her motto, and she has well fulfilled it. HELEN WILLIAMS Sayeth little but worketh much and well , . ,..., .., 4 ., ,f - . T - f 1 I ' s'33.'Y'7f 2 5' 'Wi f- '5 5 , D.- l Q PUV BSAQI P-1u12aB tag -1 V II 'ell A lf FSV'I'3 HOIW If THE SPECTATOH ,-AP' QHSU QYSOH U 'cs 73 5?-1 :JS S571 HE -fs 4-5 HL? 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THE QPECTA l Oh unzor Response CH-XRLPQI tXRll'lNl'EK 11 All good thlngs must haye an end T1s vyxth deep leglet that yye lose th1s br1ll1ant spa1kl111g sc1nt1llat1ng coruscat1on but ou1 loss yy1ll p1oba bly be the buslness yy o1ld s gam So yy1th th1s thought of posslble g1eat ness for these Solomons C 16511 s Pla tos CICQFOQ Napoleons Plmys N11 g1ls Shakespea1es 'Vllltons 1nd Bent leys we leaye them to meande1 slovy ly and wlstfully oyer the broad expanse of Wlld and moo1 and cloy Q1 path and dangerous steep Dear ch1ldren of th1s angehc class t IS lmpossxble fO1 any mo1tal to ex press 1n any form the deep angulsh ous tlme of yea1 Th1s 18 p1obably the last t1me I shall ey er have the op portunlty of addressmg you as a class It IS not so much your gonzo that gr1eyes us but the thought ot uhen you may go that wrlngs ou1 hearts and makes LS smffle as only we Jumors can smffle lt 18 1eally awfully sad to th1nk of the paths some of you may tread through th1s wary vale of l1fe Oh' yust to th1nk ogt that commandlng crook Dan Campbell followmg ln the footsteps of that naughty kmght of yore John D Barr1gar Why should he tltl fall 1nto any of the byways of poor John D not even the cherub M1ldred could save h1m from h1mself Or to thlnk of that pretty l1ttle mockmg b1rd Betty Bentley lead1ng the reck less career of the most unfortunate Edgar Dale Remember Betty thru were IH the same class O my heart a' fArta'D Yes my ducklmgs It lS Wlth tear ful eyes and trembllng l1ps that we conslgn you to the cold vvmtry WlHdS of the p1t1less world We shall m1ss your protectlon we shall m1ss you1 gentle grln as of the tender sm1l1ng donkey we shall mlss your VOICES sweet as the honeyed zephyrs blowlng from Mt Olympus, and oh' ye gods and l1ttle frog hops' We shall mlss you, Dan Campbell, but go on your pe xcetul yy ty blck to Det1o1t 1nd let them send you to C,OIlg'1LSS and add lllOtl'l61 hump to YOU1 b 1ck you cute l1ttle camel' And you Otto Mar sh Lll hoyy the Spa yy1ll m1ss your SLIDSCIIDUOII tu 111 somet1mes 111 XOUI Llllllllflltd g.,Ell61OSltX you pald lt tyy11e But he1e l pause 1n thls encom1 1st1c p1negy11c You are not ill so de ll to us 18 those yye haye yust ment OIl9Cl so Dedlltlflllly Caesar had h1s Bllltlls Chules l h1s Cromwell md yye JUINOIS had ou1 tra1tors also I Ol thlee long., yeals they have eaten of ou1 manna 11dden on our hav 1dCliS 1nd spooned yy1th ou1 g1rls and sc1t the vyo1thy nfl and zvlutr for the nzfaslff small por my Uallu and blazl The1e fue no tr1cks IH plam and slmple fa1th HO1 are there tucks 1n yy1se and honest men but there are plenty of them IH these tra1 torous JUHIOIS md so they left us these apostates to the nfl and 21 hm We pardon rm and only om Por ky M1lle1 never loved but om gul 1nd noyy that he had a chance to Wm her It yyould not be a loyal Jun1or that yyould compel h1m to leave h1s l1ttle humm1ng In would It Por ky 7 tOf co se lt may seem queah to you but yye th nk lt s puafectly deah of us to let Porky go dont you' Bes1des he has such a terr1ble case on her and then It seems best for us to let h1m go because he has such a hor 1lbl6 tempah'J But the others oh y1le others' you dld not hes1tate to stlck your mugs 1n the Jun1or class p1cture nor d1d you feel any compunctlon about comlng to our class part1es and thru w1thout the love of yustlce IH your hearts or the fear of God before your eyes you de llberately deserted us Truly ambl tlon breaks the t1es of blood and for gets the obllgatlons of grat1tude Now I suppose you are all th1nk1ng of the danger of bequeath1ng the dlgnl fied pos1t1on of Senlors to us meek, doc1le, unsophlstlcated, 1nexper1enced 32 ' K 1 O . 1 71 1, , 1 11 v 1 11' 1 1 1 , . . 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H 1 1 1 HIE SPECT ATOR trustrngg lunrors Hrye no fears thou best and gre ytest opfrmus t ma rnzr be yssured that yvhen zu att un the 1 trrk and st rte of Junrors ur yyrll rreyer so far forget our 11111711 iq yyhen attendrng class partres as to rndulge rn sp nrrrng the plate n t rr rnd other osculatrng games But rn the mam yye yyrll folloyy your ex ample XM vyrll run the spfe rust as Betty Perrtley trred to run rt We yy ll rent a boy rn the name of the Spectator ehrnge the combrnatron md keep rt for ourselves lrke Mrss Dm C rmel drd We yyrll vyrrnkle our rroses yyhen vye yyant to borroyy a nrckle rust lrke Rrtchre Hey man drd We yyrll tell em how they ran the paper rn Detrort When we want to laugh yye yyrll hee hayy rust lrke Porky Mrller drd and dont you worry Dan rf Im class treasurer l ll follovy the shreyyd example of my great predeeessor and charge plenty of 11111188 rnd postage on the Srnror class pens We wrll remember Sula Clarke and try to run the school and rf yye can t do rt alone we ll get Mar cus Tulley Independence Kansas to help us And when yye are full fledged Senrors and know that we cannot be spanked or flunked yye yyrll pat ourselves on the back and ex clarm We are the whole cheese the one cheese than yyhom there rs none greater But my superrors you vyrll have to lrsterr to the Junrors for once Novy rnfidels I have you on my hrp I am gorng to tell you how to avord the prt falls and errors of a too ambrtrous ex rstence how to be successful hoyy to Le eternally happy and hush' R tchre lm gorng to tell you hoyy to get rrch qurck' Oh nou you lrsten and I per cerve you feel the drnt of rnterest these are graerous ears' Dear Sen rors whrle I would not have these statements so rmpress you as to rnter fere wrth any serrous callrng you may have rn lrfe I beseech you take the advrce of a sage phrlosopher yyho has trod these rugged paths and surely' knows what he 1s talkrng about You have taken everythrng else we have, sa adv'ce rs all we have left to grve yov Always be loyal to your school W hen you have reached the topmost round ol young ambrtrons ladder florrt turn your back upon the base degrees by yy hrch you rose It rs the marks of the yyee sma soul Drwt lrroel If you cant say somethrng good be an oyster and shut up D1 711' graft The Lord helps those that help themselyes but you ll need hrs help more rf you get caught help rng yoursely es Don t lre unless you haye a long memory Neyer obreet to any thmg any one says about you unless he tells the truth If he rs mean enough to do that go ahead and lrck hrm Do not coyet your nergh bors house nor hrs sheep nor hrs oxen nor hrs dogs nor hrs cattle nor hrs automobrle nor h s vyrfe for rf you do you may get somethrng that yyrll cast you rnto fire and brrmstone for the rest of your days Resolve yy hat you rntend to do and do rt op portunrty rs for hrm yy ho yy rll grasp rt Success rs for hrm yyho earns rt hap prness rs for hrm yyho deserves rt and love rs for hrm yyho gets rt Strrve for the good thrngs rn lrfe for the others are not yy orth the trouble rt takes to get them Enter ye rn at the strarght gate for yyrde rs the gate and broad rs the yy ay that leadeth to destructron and many there be that take rt for narroyy rs the gate and strarght rs the way that leadeth to eyerlastrng lrfe and the Senrors have the swelled head so bad they vyrll never get through Noyy dear Senrors beyyare of false prophets yyhrch come to you rn sheep s clothrng stay close to your mother s knee and go to bed at 7 30 sharp Dear Detrort do you know the ten commandments? One of them rs Thou shalt not steal even rf there rs a class prn rn rt Noyy rf you get too rnfurrated you may come to me at the end of thrs eventful program and deal me a death bloyy yy rth your costly lrttle class pm Braum yve all knoyy the qlllffflffll rs fr great thrng but rt can t buck up agarnst Brrghton s fur nrture store, can rtf' Farr damsels, reverend gents, I haye almost done That you have wronged us doth appear rn many thrngs, but yye forgrve We heap I 33 - I' ' r , I ','. 2 'x ll' 'QI I 1 I' f 1 I 1 Ir 1 1 I 3' ' . 4 I r Y I , ' I1 1 e c . , . I I , I ' .'- . 11 -, , . ' - 1 1 ,V Us , ' K.. Z I ' ,' 1 ' ,2 5 '2 e' Z .', 'J .' I' ' ' I' ' .' 1. el 1 1, 1' r r x ' ' ' ' ' ' '- - r ' rx r ' r ' , f , e I . . . . f - - . , . V l A ' I ' ' ' Y D YI v 1 . I , , nn L , n I la .I , 1 , - A yt ' - rs 44 - - ' 1 , f 11 . . 1 , 'El , A . , . . I 7' , ,- 1 1 1 . ' , ' . . 1 r y - - 1 I I . . . ' 1 1 ' v y' 1 v 1 - 1 1 1 v 7 , , , 1 I e e, I , . . . . 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N xo .mf 11111 om l.utto.1w 0 All llus nous Q .us 0 f the L fs, xx th thc plcttnut glllw the xnuu est nw fmc the 10811108 claw 71 s New rf lfhlll lm H1 xx Address io fha unzors IM LIX Oh thou lmleatnlg llttlc lambs xx oul I that Xu mem dbh t0Q1XC XOLlSt1LHQ.lfh and 6ULOl11dgQIHCHt sufhc out tm x mu SQH101 Xtfll L11 vnu L H S xx 0 san XOU1 llalltx .md b ac lx Of'f91CdOU1 .uslstfllme Hou oftnn haxe we folded to ULU bosomw the t161T1bl1Hgl1CgliLtbd l.1mbs,cmd1fu1ght to the llttle lost onu thu .ut 01 hold mg hands gleatlx fuded xou 111 makmg IJISSIHQ., g'1ildCS ln examw Hou oftc 11 ham Xu cheeled xou bx SdY1HfJ,' In en Qxcunx 'ue enteltfulllng 1f vm knoxx nc llg 'f clllsxwls, .md T xou dun httle flukmgr mm and than vxlll hfm pen to the but of man Im contmued Qffolt ua hm 0 D1 xented xou hom mast HQ .max XX mm we look at xou trmlgbt and 1Q.1l1fe the lwmxt oi som enc1L11f1mo, .md thi stab lltw of XOUI mmds we .um sndx gllex ed to thmk thflt the SOU1 LL of 111 XOUI stlength IS non to be 1c1T1owcl xx It QIIQX Cs us lat Us une CClass xx eeps J The tlme xvll soon gomn when x 1 vwlll haxe to follow XOUI rm 11 noxes then mdeed xou vx 111 be com Q1 Le cl nto wx 01thX Semcus and Qxpented to omu pv our seats and conduct xmuselw LQ '1CC01dlI1glj You do not thmk thu lT1'1DOSS1blC Yet how mall the lest of the u Ollmi know S It to be so But lf xou xx 111 fol low the aduce that WP QENIIORQ are gomg to glve you, you max 130881 blx be xx mths of occupwmg ou1 foot stoolQ In the dass of 1910 them zuc thlrty two mole capable of gnlng vs wlx lm than I but mme H1010 xx 11 1 19, hemrmlnu tho 1nst1L.ct1o11 no haw gn en xou 111 thu past 'chuo mms cmd t.1lxehwd T01 thK16ll1 hes sumess Nu L1 pamt the slclcxxalks 1101 dew min the bulldmg XS 1th XOUI colon I 01 xou hcue no 1e.1so1'1 to thmk 1 bnmuse xou C110 S ttmg m the gil lux xou .ue fllmu SLISDICIOH lhe fm anyone naught 111 the act If sou do mdulge nu C1 get caught fx thu tlme IH x0u1 Hlgh School lie xou should hfue the method of 1CK,1fZ1t1Ol1 leduccd to a fine cut, xou should be able to tell the exact chu nach ll1st1llC'EO1 IS gomg to call upon xou A knoxxleclge of human nature 5 .1 good sulwtltute T01 YT1ldD1g'h'E 011, d1scoxc1 the xx eakness of' XOUI m St1LlLtO1S and plax upon them M155 Evans abhou .1 duty smk, keep e s nk spotless and XOU1 L1ed1t 13 ae smecl Mlss P.ukmson N doatn on m.1ttent1on, thelefolc, m he1 clawscw appeal ladmntly enthused P10fCSSO1 Kennedx IS mole cons1d 61 ate, h'JXXCX91, he IS too pollte to call on amcme xx ho lsn t deeply 1DtC1QStQd, nex Q1 Latch the plofewm s exe It took Us thlcc XPHIS to d1SCOV61 the kev to Nllss Hfmaonk Q method AL last the guat mx Qtorv hm been solved, but xt lffO1 ds Such an excellent pmb lvm m Dhmbologw that we know Vou wxll bo gleatlx beneflted bx dlscox Q1 mg It fm youuelves We hope that Vou wlll take good Law of Gmue R lglc Do not allou am fi,frhtQ to occur on Mws Ing DODUIJIITX The only naw to keep 34 THE .'T'l'X lQ WOR. coil' K f U1 j ' 5' ' xlil 1 ' ' ' Q jc- '. 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V ' 9 36 THE HPECTATOR black and a pennant was made of these colors If you look carefully you w1ll see that the lettels dl e sew ed on w1th a buttonhole st1tch You can see them quite plamly for Pearl Z1eg ler s are three lnches long Our Freshman year was not all loses how evel The thorns were long and sharp We were r1d culed by the Sophs snubbed by the Jun1o1s and completely 1gnored by the Sen xors It can be truly sa1d that the only fr1end we had dur1ng our Fresh man year was Prof Kennedy Our Sophomole year was spent 1n soon evldent however that some were golng to drown In va1n d1d Mlss Hancock throw out llfe preserv ers ln the form of extra tests classes after four ten and d1scourses on our lack of respect for the HHCIQHTG but all for naught Only elght Lat1n stu dents returned next year In our Jumor year we took a phll 0S0ph1C3l VIEW of affa1rs and declded that the class had elther lmpressed 1tS lnstructors w1th 1ts 1ntell1gence or It had not and that the grades for the next two years were as sure as lf they were down 1n black and whlte Wlth th1s 1n mmd we met and selected the motto All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Several dances and class partles were glven at wh1ch Junlor punch was the guest of honor Our hayrack rldes were al Ways well attended The Freshman furmshed the refreshments for these occas1ons Eggs scrambled a la lot ten was our favor1te dlsh In the fall of 1909 we chose our Senlor officers Braum Bentley was glven the presldency slnce lt was lm possxble to create a hlgher office for h1s royal h1ghness Arta Gregory was chosen to 3SS1St the presldent Note the k1ndness of the class m plac mg these two together Grace All1n was elected secretary and Dan Camp bell treasurer Our class flower IS the Marchel Nlel rose and our motto What Next? Grace All1n IS the only Semor who has completed the course 1n DOm6St1C Sclence Through her k1ndness many a hot cooky, ch1cken croquette, or cream putt has made w nat would oth e1w se haye been 1 dt ll chapel exceed lngly 1nte1est1ng 'lhe Senlor class has a hlgh reputatlon IH the muslcal c1rcles of Coffeyvllle Sula Clarke and Esther Muzzy have proven them selves capable mus1cal d1rectors For Clearness of tone and beauty of ex DFGSQIOH Chubbv Kavanaugh and Bud Ruckel excel Herbert Levan has already reached the hlghest pm nacle of fame It has been sa1d that the labor of those who labor to escape labor IS the most laborlous of labor If th1s be man are the most studxous members of the class Each member of our class IS a star ln at least one subyect Emma Combs can repeat the Catllmarlan oratlons backwards Harry Naylor can prove that black IS wh1te to Mlss Greens complete satlsfactlon Sam Carpen ter can stall any teacher 1n the bu1ld mg The h1stor1an herself has 1n vented a scowlmg mlxture wh1ch has recelved MISQ Evans hearty endorse ment I am sure that lt wlll prove a great ald to the future chemlstry classes Dan Campbell does not excel ln Hls tory nor 1n mathematlcs for h1s edu catlon has been along mole llberal llnes ACCOFd1Hg to hm hls only books were woman s looks No need had Dan To squabble then o er The Ellot selectlon Rev1se dlspute And substltute Whlle almlng at perfect1on FIVE feet of lore Had Dan and more He showed a fine acumen Hls gay book shelf He chose h1mself FIVE feet of lovely woman The hlstory of the class of 1910 lS not yet ended Every year w1ll br-ng a new chapter more mterestmg per haps than th1s has been to the rest of the worldg but to the class of 1910 there can be no more mterestxng chapters than the ones wh1ch record our h1story whlle m C H S. 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L, ., . ,i , 'tr A . . .1 ' ,y L, . ' A ' , 7 1 , 1 1 1 Y 1 z cz., . f n 1, c . ' ' . 1' ' 1,1 1 ' 1 '11 1 1 ' ' 1 '1 . ' ' Vx 2 2 f ' A ' ' , 1 'Z 1 'JL1 2 A ' .x 1 - JL1 K1 L1 K 1 C ' L . V n 1 1 A .j' 1 A1 1' 71 - 1 7. Y 1' . 1 1 1' 1 L K . . 1 .. 1, , - 1 Y f 1 1 . 1 'N T' ' ' 3 '11 1 ' 1 1 1 LL fl X' ' 1 1 '1 1 ' ' - -1 . is L1 ' ' N K I. km Y. , K . 1 1 X1 1 1' . 1 , ,S , ... - , . . 5 5 ' ' - 11 ' ' . ' H . xx. 1 . 1 1 . N V , Y . 1 111 1 1 1 1 '1 1 1 1 - Q. . 1 U plosccutc thc a1t1sts and steelxxork puvllege of trymg to find the number 4 .' ' z ' . - - ' 1 1 . A X A - r 1 .1 . 1 1 1 1 K C s - ' . ? z '. '- 4 - 1 1 1 1 - 1'1 1 A ' 1 1 4 ' ' 1 . ., . t . N my . . .7. V V I Z v Y . . J . S Y. . ,, L ,, . A 4 7 . . . . ! 1 ' ' 1 an 77 ' . 1 1 ' ' , rc L . . L ' Y . . 4, . ,, . V .Y K nn ' S .i ' ' . 1 s L A 5 1 1 1 ' 7. V 4 .Nu 1 1 1' . Y 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 7 - ' . A 'i '4 s 's ' ' j . -- . ' K 1 q 1 ' A c -1 , ' 1' ' A 1 -1 1 A 1 ' 1 b- 1 'r 1 ' : 1 -1 1 1 ' ' A 1. . K . c . 1 . 1 pq 1 1, 1 .1 A ' - ' 1 4- . 1 1 5 V1 11 1 1 L. c . I . .V H U ' 177 1 ' 1-11 1 1 1 ' 4 A P . ,ll VS c M' as - 1, . E ' A - 1. , ' '1 1 ' ' 1 1 n ' A u. ' 3 , ' 1 'Q . . . 51. 1 1 .- ' ' ' S. 11 1 ' K n A 42 'fllli SPECTATOR. company for the next class t1'c41sLi1'e1' 2:5 SSSCSSSUE EC? 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Cm v-1 - if-my fSQ-g E15m ig U 2:21. wmv! f::-3 -115 E: fits- jig 3:3-W5 352.1 Qfimfifisffi? 26 :aww 65 f-i:fc23, Q.-mr' f' fini..- lm mf-fc C.-. Lift. DETRO T TO CK BA gf-F5 ff! ggi.- 'Z2!l -Z Q -fl! i f' .4-f ,7-All D ii dak., .f' I Z' ployerl. To Harix' lloothlpx' xx'e elo- nate all the eggs in and arounfl the vicinity so as to spoil all the lioxs' suits and g'i1tl's dresses so as to make l,ius'ness tor the cleaneis? By a unanimous vote ot the class xx'e leave Richie He-x'man's surplus height to Albert Newman and hope that he may have as high ideals as Richie. We leave the Ball Team supervis- ion to Allen Waggroner and Jake Nel- son and hope it xx'ill he as great a suc- cess as it has been this year. ln the years to follow this one it you laclt support remember the olfl class of 19 0 is alxvaxs ready to htlp you. To all those intutstcl in the ut ot Phx sies xx e do lcaxt this question, Vxill peipetual mot on Lxei he ot fxnx use and xx hx P We do noxx on th s flax of Wlax solemnlx sxxeal that th s is oui last xx ill and testament and tl it the pei sons xxho xx ll iceeixe the 11 Joxe named aitieles xxill he clulx satisfied In W itness XX hu eof I set mx hand and seal on th.s 10th flax of Max, in the xeai ot oui loid 1910 QAM CARPENTLR 10 c 'krgfr-' If,-A .y- 422 rg -,,,4... L. f .. 2'5f. if -,,-- -,.,.., 1 1 v f 1 1 1 . 1 1 , L1 1- , L1 ' U. ,K1 ,f ' , Z , . 1 1 'f 1 ' . 1. L1 ' 1k1' i1 1, , 1,3 A 11 ' 1 5. - 'L A ' 1 1 ' . cc V' , g J , , - 1 2 I QL1 1 ,K1 . i K 1 A1 I . 1 1 . 1 rw 1 7 1 - 1 -. 1 3 1 1 . - I A ' . 1 ', I A 'K ' 1 1 Y . . . . ' 1 1 1 . 1 1 - 1 1 1 1. . - '. Ac 1 - 5 . 1 . si I1 1 1 1 1: .,,,:1 .11 1 1 1 1 1 1 Y' 1 1 ,7 , 1 1 1 f ' ' ,. s A 1 K 1 1 K1 1. 1 C 1 1 2 1 r' 1 V . 1 ' I 1 1 ' - Q ' - ' ' I 1 1 1 1 1 .1 Y v 1 ' 1 f 1 1 1 1 Q 7 . . , - K 1 , , ,ff :uf 1 . pg. 4... 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The Worms Thai Turned funn wld J llxtl NI mdou Q T1 ph mn lllx I lu hunclud 1T1EdS1X doll us' md XXOIHI Inc hLlIld1Ldth0U s c ' ,uf Jlke klckcd 1 CJ1'I1f01lEllJl8 Sleepx Hollow gh 111 m mx hom in xxmdoxx xxlth 1 xengg ll u Then xx 15 fl 1eLk1ess hlmwclf upon tle much HL hghted '1 Clifll took two puffx md thlux lt M1085 thy H001 bugs he GIICU htm 111 fxemg tones t mn X fl I 1m1l111 iomwtcps sounded m the LOIIICIOIS Teddx Dumont poked hu smll 1151 good humolpd face IH the com Hullo Vlandx ha sud cheelfullx Hall uhlt the dexll do xou XX ant h IL dnmanded Jake cmsslx XX mt 1 ugru to see 1011 10 tell xou Nell has glxen mg tha bw bye and fmsk xou to txke suppel xx 1th me at tha Rr ual Lulu mam: tomgzht Jake 'nose solemnlx Come hele Tbeodme Dumont he sud n hls SOb91 stemx tones and Ill-tGl1 10 u'11t I am 90111531 10 sax The longxmt Hsu xou lue dont ex 81 say the Rr 11111 Bolzrm an to mu agam D se hea1 7 Tcddx gazed at hs f1 ml c m foundedlx NN hx 7 Because Flwlt s QHl'1Ll'htCD1I10' Well then IQEICI that Jlkg tossc d a lettel OVLI 10 h1s Qompamon Teddy road It th1OLl0'h He saw xou max go to the dex 11 Mfmdx mnounced Teddx as 1f that Txct nn eu 1101 flrmlx lmpressed upon J zke s m nd fxheadx And he lzasw f any mmf 771071111 To mr 11 zz he a ded Jake looked aw lf he fully appre 111124 It Teddx came over and lald 1 comfo1t1n0f hand on .lakes Qhoul cel Old box I hax ent am glmblmg debts thank heaven The Royal Do lzfmmn nexem pulled heav11x on mu purQe But 1tQ something uofsc Tue fm ax xx 1th It retorted Jake xuth an QXDIGSQIOTI on h1s face 1nd1 catmg tht he expected all the calam1 'meg 111 the unneme Teddw S face glen seuous He nerwed hlmself for the O1 defzl bx bolt ng behmd the lace Lu1t11n It Q thnt damn gul agam he an nounced dolefullw A Qcomful hght came mto Jake Q new and hw nose curled pelceptlblx Huh' he glunted umsmpathet lcallx qhe fun t much Hold on Mandx old bm Que To look at Jake firmwhed SOUIIX leflentlxelx I haxent thought of that qhe tallw so mfemallx much that It keeps '1 fellow buw llqt9llll12f to hu that he hunt tlme to look Am how she s bloke me up 111 bun new Tho1e xx as 1 long sllence Teddx Y' i Y Y VFW VN 2 . 2 , 13: 7x 4 Y. , x 1 ' vl L Q95 f 7 X. 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V . , ' ' 7 , 7 , ' . c A 1 , . .7 3 ' - H- 1 ' ' . sr. v 7 Q 1 vc 1 1 w. ' , C, . L c K V - , THE SPECTATOR stared at the campus yyhele the base ball boys VSGIG practsng It yyas spung But the gladsome season dulled hxs spu ts mexpresslbly Jake drew a long yyhxff from the s1xth c1gar that he had tr1ed that day Then he bloke the sllence Doesnt she care for you ' I thlnk she does Haye you asked her Yes What dld she say I Laughed at me Jake culled a leaf from hls long ex peuence Its the vyay vylth em he mformed h1m as one yyno could not be mlstaken They ll laugh at you the very day they ma1 ry you She s qr t to care fo1 me msxsted says wnomIg1ye a 1ap for She df 1 s ca1e for me too Tnen what are you howlmg about? It lsnt that 1ts not that she doesnt care lf she d1dn t Id male S1 You re a confident ld10t I must sa Well I m the sort yyomen l1ke and I can t help knovymg my ovyn charms can I9 Jake smlled at h1m 2lfI'QCtl01lEl.t9lX I ddy Dumont was right though h frankness was shock1ng It s money I need he explamed W thout vyaltmg for Jake to ask She s going to Holyrace for the sum mer If I had money to follow her there I d marry her She wants n e to go and and how ln the name of Agnes can I let her know I can t af ford 1t'I And lf I don t go shell mal IW that 1d1ot1c bloommg s1mpleton S1mmons J Pzupcnt Szmmrns Teddy made a vyry face and Jake dc l1vered h1s op1n1on of J P1erpont yylth a very approprlate oath It s a v1lla1nous world Teddy my boy Come on to supper w1th me And tl en pack your llttle rags and coml up to Rock Pomt and spend the summer with us Late that evenlng, the two college chums paced the campus desperately The debt of five hundred dollars he owed at the Royal Bolzcfmwm was gradually klllmg Jake So hc con fided to Teddy and Nell POIICI xx is destlned to yyouy Teddy 1nto an ln glouous graye he solemnly affirmed Suddenly Jake hlt hls f11end de termmedly upon the back Look here old chap' My dads yyorth any amount of money H puts me on flnanclal 1at1ons that I cant stand Anyhoyy I ztout The yyo1m trodden upon zczll turn md Im go1ng to do somethlng despel a e The resolyes mutual returned Teddy yyarmly I haven t any father to complam aga1nst but I ye got that same grudge agamst Fate and I amt gomg to let the old lady yyalk ovel me any more he fimshed ungram At two oclock the next mornlng Teddy sat bold upr1ght 1n bed and shook Jake who was SHO1 mg peace fully What the dev began that 1nd1 vldual hotly Shut pu' I merely wanted to know 1f you sa1d Wxlham Prescott Perkms IS comlng to your dads party thls summer Yes I d1d But what the dev He s a kelptomamac a1nt he? Yes What the You can go to sleep now Mandy 1eturned Teddy generously I have an 1dea The devlll blurted Jake as he rolled hls DlllOVY 1nto a ball and va1n ly endeavored to recover the thread of the dream the lrrepresslble Theo dore had mterrupted JF There were a great many people at Rock Po1nt that summer Teddy and Jake arrlved lmmedlately after the close of college It was a dehghtful old place and the two emoyed them selves lmmensely fo1 one br1ef week Then Mrs Clarence Mandon Jake s stately mother took the two boys aslde and mformed them that Wzl Zzam Pwscott Pevkms' would aruve next day We only ask h1m out of consldera tlon for h1s soclal pos1t1on I'm sure 1t's very try1ng, Sald Mrs Clarence, Wlth a shrug of her queenly shoul 1 ws 1 y f- I y - v ' ' 1 4 - .K ' ' ' :IJ . I I' 'Q ' 4 'EJ Q. . Il I' c., I s 7 an I .7 . ' . - ' '.q , ' nv V . I - Y 1 y I , . I I I L . I , I W , 7 . . Y . .Y N. I K I - . . C v . I I 1 ' 1 ca , r, I Y ' L ' xc s H N In I I ' tf . 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THE SPECTATOR dems But one must put up yxlth mmx dlszgleexble thlngs I sup posf l m xx 11111112 you Mr Dumont lnde xoul 1exxel1x 1f you value It The old eleature IS frlghtful He takes spoons 1nd dressel searfs and 11111111 1 I 11 smffed Teddy yxhen sIexx1sgone J 11111' H1s extneme poyerty had neyer 1t'lIKlL1LCl h1m so yery despe1ate be tole He felt that there vyas a sllght msmuatlon ln Mrs Clarence s refer enee to hls xaluables Nell ad money 1s xx ell as beautv Teddy Du mont lesoly ed that hxs fortunes must chmge And wlth h1m resolve upon goxng, downstalrs he not1ced th 1t 1ll the 11111 a b1ae 1n the draw1ng looms yxas gone And at breakfast Vhllum IISSCOII Perklns sat besxde NI1s Cluenee xyho kept nervously glanennf., xt hlm and then at herguests Pehmd h1s napkln Jake told hls fr end funny anecdotes of W1ll1am P Hoxx at one place he had carrled off a plnk chltlon parasol and h1dden a sxlver napkm rmg IH h1s shoe and done mnumerable other r1d1culous thmgs He ought to be locked up but I suppose people th1nk It 1snt neces sary because h1s valet IS constantly xy1th h1m and watches hlm l1ke a havxk But he uzll get hls mlts on thlngs anvhoxy and last Chrlstmas he took Mrs John Mavton s auburn halr front from her dressmg table and consclence only knows what he dld wlth xt She mem found It and trled to have the old fellow sent to the asylum Maybe you th1nk she vxasnt lwppmg' Txyo weeks later Jake approached h1s guest at the foot of the garden The old chap s out and the coast s clear Teddy Cut for the halls It s txme the 21 mm t111n11I Teddy' Dumont looked about hlm The door of Wllllam P's sulte stood open He sexzed a ruby scarf p1n, and a palr of gold cuff hnks from h1s bureau and hast1ly clos1ng the door, stepped xnto the bedroom of the klep tomanlac, and thrust them unto a half open su1t ease that stood upon the Hoor Then he chuckled to hlmself as he ran dovxn stalrs xxhere Jake was yxa1t1ng for h1m D1d you Sh vxarned Teddy yxlth solemn xylnk It s 11111111 Really novy you know Mr Man don began Jake half apologetlcal ly It lsn t the money I care for Of course 1ts rather 1nconyen1ent as I xyas leaylng tomorrovx but I can d1ayx a check at the next statxon Indeed you w1ll not' blustered M1 Mandon yx1th many elaborate hems and haxys No guest of m1ne shall lose money IH 11111 house' How much was the sum? Really Mr Mandon protested Teddy del1cately I couldnt tlmzlt of conslderlng the 111111111 The cuff hnks and pm yxere a glft from my mother and I should hate to lose em az1f11ll11 I Mr Mandon rang a bell sedately Call Mr Perkxn s valet he commanded drylyf Teddy fingered a blotter absently Jake sat 1n a stlff chamr lookxng very solemn and mterested When the valet a very pr1m consc1ent1ous look1ng fel low appeared Mr Mandon stated the case brlefly Ahem' he began pompously Thls thls grleves me My er my guest has lost a scarf pm and a pa1r of gold cuff lnks Famlly hemr looms I beheve Mr Dumont? Teddy nodded gravely We well Vou 1nfer my mean 1ng'? Yes slr I Wlll look 1nto It d1 xectly There was sald Mr Mandon mechamcally a sum of money taken Wmll you state the sum Mr Dumon Indeed Mr Mandon lf I recover the p1n and Mr Mandon turned to h1s son Jake, do you happen to know the amount taken from Mr Dumont V Jake rose to the OCCHSIOH A thousand dollars, 1n one hundred dol lar b1lls, he repl1ed, meekly Mr Mandon turned to hlS desk, and drew a check for the amount. - - 45 . I I 1 1 v' 1 ' I I . . ' . I ' I' ' Il , , 3 ' I'2 ' 2 V 7'I', I' - , I ' ' K . ' 1. 1 ' 1 1 1 ' , I ', 1 I 1 ' 9 ' I 7 I' I I ' X 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' . 1 1, ' ' ' I 1 ,I 1 'L1 ' L1 H ' , H , 1 1 1 1 1 In In - Q I E II I ' I - V Y, ' K . , ' ' 14 1 V, 11 ' 1 1 y 11111. ' . I fl, H . , 1 fl' 1 ' ' 1 I. 1 , . l H' Ill. I I , ' 4- -1- 2:2 if :If II , U fl 'Z I' 7' I f'Z.' 'I . . II Y ' 1 , 1 1 1 1 H Y 1 I v ' ' I . ' 1 1 II 1 1 1 I I ' 3 - Y as ' - , 1 Y . . 1' , ' 1 11 K1 . A1 ' 1 V U y ' : V I . ' 1' I ' ' 1 ' 71 ' J ' 1 I I I I - . I 1 K1 1 1 1 - 'Q I' h , , ' . 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The trouble Was, he reflected but than he chdnt 111 If xx nfxt the tl ouble xx as Onlx Bob Jenn ngx of he IUHIOI cllss 21111111 get mto h Q thougnts a glewt d '11 fund he hid '1 xague ldea tsflflt h hfld seen that fam 1411 blue m11 tam cloak tuppmq down the st1Qet.beQ1de that same Bob Jennmgs, more hmm than he caled to remem bel, IH the last fevx xx Palm The fact IQ, Jack M1ller loved Patty Pavne and Pattv Payne had gnen h1m rea 46 If C 1 1. . Ob1 f1 Q 2 ' 1' E , 2 say- Noi zz' Yul1y! Jul' nfl? 't 'ml lin, ' 2-I ' IH 'X z 1l l 'l' I mr-' occ 11 ' - 6, - l 1. ,. K 1J.XL M111 1l5x. 'z I 21 j gg Q ' I . A ct 'zxllyf The UvI,lff'! gives il Img ' I f 'z , - 'f ' acc '1 of thou' cuuxtship ut Holy ' j 2 '2 J f aw. Nell 'lz '1 i ga xl hel- f , ' ' 1 ' 1 izzthvr has Ivft hc-1' qulo 21 ' tlilltk hx . ' il s 'am Cl2l1'k'liC9, my dum, j ist l hu' ' . 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' .o' ', V y lv ,V -I L K H, A ' V X ' ' ' ' v K v V ' I 4 c , -7 3. - . , , P I It l L . -Y .L .4 I I ly Y Y THE QPECTATOR p1oach to he1 s1lenee and they hu1t Well Jack Mr Mlllel Imean you remembe1 you loaned me XOUI y0u1 Enghsh book last te1m' Well An I I found th1s IH It e dreyy a crumpled tear stfuned note f1om her belt and thrust It sobbmgly lHt0 h1s hand Oh Jack hoyy fonlrl you yy r1te such lfr'llIIgS of me m 11' all gurls? I t1usted you Jack you fll flzfsfrzl y 'lhele yyas msely III her YOILQ noyy and she turned avyay yy h1le he read the note He glanced over It syy1ftly then a sm1le came 1nto h1s ey es The heayy lrovyn passed from h1s broyy and yvhen he looked up the l1ght n h1s eyes vyas almost heay enly Patty Patty' he excla1med pas s1onately I see It all noyy Dont vou remember that story Prof Cl1nt read us IH Enghsh IV Patty the Pest? We had to take notes on It you know and th1s IQ one of m1ne Say you rcmrmbu ? The glad l1ght grew IH Patty s eves too She looked up to h1m and met h1s eyes hopefully Oh Jack I am qlarl That was all they sa1d for a long vyay Just before they reached the college Jack stopped and asked her somethmg Patty hovy about Bob Jenn1ngs He put the quest1on querulously but he bel1eved her when she sa d It s all r1ght Jack The n1ght before had left Jack dazed and bew1ldered He never for got lt From p1lloyv to p1llow he tossed h1s fevered 1mag1nat1on con 1ur1ng strange appar1t1ons out of the fam l a1 p ctures and pennants on the wall More than once he filled a glass from the tall bottle on h1s d1ess nff table So Jlek kneyy that lt IS useles lo SUOIIQ., men to hght these battle s I1 11 ye1y strength they e1ed n tlll'w l1es yy om 111 poyye1 These men cla11ng to defy 1n xll othe1 th1ngs play the11 list e url 1nto the hand of the enemy But noyy the days yy ent by syy1ltly happ ly Lessons yyh ch had been A bole vyele ss1med yy1ll1ngly Qplmg b1ought many soe al funet ons zncl lyy ays Jack yy ent yy th Patty Some thmg. of the sauey sp111t d1ed out of he1 ey es and a grave gentlenesy filled them The11 college days he1s and Jaek s vyere ove1 He yy 1s graduated yy 1th the h1ghest hono1s Ill h s class One evemng 1n early summer a boy and glll sat on the p01 ch of a mans on home on West ayenue The t1olley bea11ng 1ts load of pleasure seeke1s yy ent vyh1sk1ng by The g1rl reelmed on a yy 1cke1 bench secluded by tldl 1ng honey s1 ckles and she was 1ndo lently humm ng a tune The boy was t11nk1ng Quddenly he put one hand on he1s Patty dear you ovye me ometh1ng Do I Jack' Yes dear What 1s 1t Wxll you pay 1t Patty d1d not ansvyer but she let h1m take both her hands 1n h1s Its the first k1ss Patty Every g11l owes It to the fellow she lg go ng to mar1y The hum of the busy c1ty st ll vycnt on The mult1tudes have so l1ttle t me for one small romance 1n two s mplc lves But the stars look1ng doyyn from the1r feathery bank of clouds sm1led as they vy tncssed once aga1n the old oll sto1v wmch to vounv eyes and hca1ts s always ma 48 1 , . 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'I HF QI FCTATOP Sznclazr, the Deieciwe -XLPRID IRI INIXPR 17 Ch1pte1 I 11 s Nfl 1111111411111 111111 Hfofs If U11 111 flIIK7lf1ll Tllllfl S1 ded 111 1 e1p1Q1ous eh111 1n h s ofI1c1 sxt thc noted d1teet11e llld sup 111n 111d111t 11 lllldm NI SIHL 111 lJl11liClilC6IJ Ill thought I'hequest1o11 ljlltlltllllg' h1m 11 18 H011 Lan I keep thosc I 1eshme11 hom tllklng 111 thaptl' SLlClCltIllX tht telephone 1a11g S111 Lllll st 11t1d up g,111Jb8d the phone looktd do11n the IQLQIXLI put It to h1s 1a1 1nd cxlltd hello Hello tame thc 111s11e11ng XOICG IS th1s Detect111 Q1ncla1r' Yes S11 Rang the echomg XOILC of 11111119 Ah ce1t'1111l1 ' exela1med the Som 1t11 XOICC at the other end I would 1111011 those pompous tones 111 ten m1llIOH Th1s IS R Y '1he1e IS some fo1e1gn substance upon the f1ontv1alk come 1mmed1atel1 and be p1epared fo1 1111111111110 Not e1en stoppmg, to hang up the IQCCIX 91 Qmelau grabbed h1s hat stopped the clock p1Qked up h1s 1ead mg glass 1nd YWFIOUS other d1tlCl6S used 1n the detectwe busmess among 11111011 11 e1e a surveyor s sextant and c am h1s sa1 he IH case End a I 1eshman 1mpl1cated I can use to measure hls footsteps and thus dlsclose h1s 1dent1t5 Then he 11 ent to the v11ndo11 pulled a rope ladde1 out of h1s pocket and labo11ousl1 de scended the br1ck wall to the pa1e ment below Chapter II R111 Pamt ov Lmsccd 011? Lpon arr1v1ng at the Hlgh School the qulck eyes of the detect11e at once Centered upon the f01G1gH substance After lookmg 1n a small book v1h1ch he carr1ed w1th h1m he excla1med It s red Wonde1ful' cr1edR Y But hov1 can Vou tell that It IS nd? But then of cou1 se you have had so much QX 1 TIQHCQ Wh1 ' sa1d SIHCIHII' th1e IS VGFX CHW Th1s d1ct1ona1y sa1s red IQ a 111115111 eolo1 lLSQI'H1JllT1g blood I1 also s11s 11 1s 1 1311111111 ulo1 IJ1d X011 s11 121117201112 exelumtd I1 Y Ho11 sad some one has been Sllfclflfllllg some D001 I1esh111a11 s blood' H1 111 h ltughed Qlnelalr 11ho 11e1 hcald of 1 I6Cl1JlO0Cl6Cl I 11snm1n No 111 contmued that IS no lug E131 I I 1?-5 3 ' 3011.1 IU v Lg 51625 HZ QIIIH The Deleclxve Descencls blood fOl blood 11 1ll coagulate a11d m1 keen sense oi smell tells me that con tame l1nseed 011 Do 1ou thmlc asked R Y 111th n1o1e compostue that that 1s l111seed 1 1' boo mu 1 send S1ncla11 111th a sm1le Chapte1 III Ao I R111 Waqfn Pamt Afte1 a fe11 mmutes of 1e11 act11e and d1l1gent sefuchmg the smxle on h1s face HOVS the shape of a crescent told the 119110118 11 a1t1ng R Y that he 1 1 1 1 1 , 1 1. 49 o c o 1 41 1 v 1 v . v c A 4 7 ' 1 3 ..d. J Z . .' , . .,, ' . . .- ', ', '. 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' 1 1 L -ve n ' ' ' L THE SPEC 1 ATOR had found another clue Aha sa1d Slllkldll I now know what lt IS 101 the book says l1nseed o1l IS used 1n mlk1Hg punts so I come to the con clus1on that 1t IQ red palnt and d awlng a small note book from h1s pocket he wrote No I R111 Pamt Just then a wagon w ent by the body 1nd wheels pa1nted a beaut1ful llllt 111 fmt 1 rl The qu1ck eyes of our he1o the 1111111 1mmed1atel5 centel ed on th1s mov1ng ob1ect and slowly xcnt back to the walk All now seemed to be clear and w1th a sm1le he took out h1s note book elased No l 1nd YYIOJEQ Pal llago11Pa1ut Q1 J! TL C3 li 5 s hl A Clew Chapter IV Why Should a Pmmant Pr Rui? St1ll sa1d R Y That does not look as lf It were sp1lled there or had fallen f1om the clouds That has some form wh1ch no doubt means somethlng Perhaps we had better call M1ss Green True true exclalmed S1ncla1r I see It has some deflmte form the mean1ng of wh1ch I cannot fathom True we had better call MISS Green as she 1s versed 1n the SCIENCE of geometry and w1ll probably know the form and lts 1mport In due tlme MISS Green arrlved and 1nd1gnantly demanded the rea son for callmg her The reason was stated and she was duly deput1zed as asslstant detect1ve After searchmg through her geometry MISS Green de Clded that It was a trlangle and bv more dllxgent search1ng 1n the pocket d1ct1onary declded It was a pennant and was commonly used as an tm blem Now the quest1on 18 why should a pennant be pa1nted IH 1111 zfnqfln pamt? quer1ed the sleuth quest1on not be1ng answerable thex agaln began to study the pennant Afte1 lookmg for aw h1le at the em blem R Y whose eyes were used to 1ead1ng dates IH h1sto1y made out the figures 1912 also pa1nted 1n red What could that mean' If ztas fnough to puzzlr uzscr mln Chapter V Il 1111 Is It Pamtca' on a G1a11Cfmf11t Walk? The quest1on now was What nas the year 1912 to do w1th a pennant pa1nted on a gray cement walk 1n url uagon pamt? I come to the conclus1on Sald R Y that as a pennant IS a class emblem that class t That 1S supposed to represent the Sopllomovc Class But st1ll another quest1on remalns to be an swered why IS It pa1nted 1n1ed wagon pamt upon a g1ay crmeut walk? Just then the smxle that covered S1ncla1r s face could not be mlstaken lt meant enl1ghtenment of some k1nd and tak1ng out h1s l1ttle note book he wrote The scmltt and glay are the Soplzomorz class colors Chapter VI Could It Have Been Czlshlon Chau Conway? The more a person has the more he wants and all that was now needed was a clue as to who the culprlt could be The d6t6CtlV6 was of the op1n1on that It was not done by a Sophomore as It was far too ar t1st1c as he Sald Why s1r I should have taken lt for some masterp1ece had I not known It was vcd wagon pamt' Who could It have been? Who could have done lt? Could 1t hove been Cushzon Cham Conway? He IS an art1st No It cannot be for look here 1mpr1nted 1n the earth and unnotlced unt1l th1s moment IS 21 foot p1 mt Brmgmg the surveyor S sextant and chaln 1nto play It was measured and found to be one back yard long and a half backyard w1de 50 W I I B ci ,, KY . I ki U 1 I 1 A . , 1 . ' s 1 ' 1 U y v v ' ' 1 ' - , 1 . , . ' . ' '. ' ff ' ' . , , 1 t 1 1 1 1 1 1 , 1 . ,. 2 . S, N i F . . ,I x V. . . . ,, . ,, . ' H' 1 1 , . 1 . The .1 Y. 1 1 K . . r K , U V U' v 1 , ' rv . 1 ' y , L Q , 1 1 I v Y 1' 1 1 ' y ' 1 , . 1 v 'w ' ' 1- v 1 V C A C , u Q n A 5 I f ' ' 'f' . 1 C 1' 1 ' , , , , ' ' Y . , 14 va , - . , ., 1 , 1 I .S . . 3 S Y 1 Q wx Y v . I , 1 .1 , I 3 ,Z 1 . J Y . . ' Y Y 1 , 1 . 7 ,D ' 'v I ' ' f v 1 , ' 'l - ' f - ' , 1 L . V, 1, l fl Y ' 5 1 1 , 1 a - l' mae PX , - n 11 1 Aifwvva 3 V 7 f . V04 ff' N ' as - rr ' v ' 'J - yi 5111514-r 7 ' ' 1. . 1 pau'--f must graduate 1n 1912. Now I have ' l I ' 1 1 , 1-1. ' 1 nn . . 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N1 tl ng, xx as found l1ea1d or seen 0 tn u ltx p11tx but l1NXE1S notlced that 18 1 ce1ta1n huge l1eshman c 1me doxxn staus at noon seemg no p 11nt he xxas heald to slng 1111111 1111119 But the questlon 18 W1111 C1118 1111 0101117 Dogs Dogs 11e ca1 H1201 OL s an1mals Th1s xx1l1 be nexxs to some Scn1o1s xx ho haxe alxx ax s th mught a dog xx as '1 dog, It has betn s 11d that the dog 15 the best fll6HCl to man among all b1utes ll hen xou HOtlC9 hoxx atfectmnatelx the dog chngs to a stlanger that knocks at xour dool xou can read1lx behexe th1s A dog pants afte1 a th1ef and vxhcn he can get hold of h s pants he makes breaches A barkmg dog nexer b1tes wh1le he 15 ba1k1ng he cant b1te A b1t1ng Clog' doesn t balk e1the1 As f01 h1mself the dog leaxes oft' 111s pants durmg cold peather The ha1r of a dog vx 111 cure h1s b1te Th1s 19 a supe1st1t1on among hfue blallled xoung men xx ho a1e fast go mg' to the dogs Dogs a1e11ke p1 ofess1onal dent1sts thex 1nse1t teeth xx1thout charge A dog, neve1 b1tes onlx vxhen he lg awake he 1s alwavs awake The dog has no other Way to ex Dless h1s 1oV than to ba1k He alwaxs 109913 lox at the s1ght of a man When there IS no other man he expresses h1s10x to tht mm 7'ltI 16 moo11 Lt tle do s a1e also pls ased to see a man Thcx a1e xe1x numuous const1t1t ng a 11139 pa1t O1 the pup elat1on As I 1ema1ked aboxe the dog 15 al xx axs axx ake Th1s 18 no tale though he does ca11x '1 ta1l 1n h1s xx ake The sea dog lox es h1s balk S0 do 1l1othe1 dogs The dog s head 18 the place xx he1e the ba1k comes from I asked a dog and the dog sa1d so The head of a dow has '1 dog headed look The bark of a tree 18 not l1ke the balk of a dog: Fxen fl dog xxood knoxx that Dogs a1e not alxx ax s k1nd and thele a1e manx k1nds of dogs EXQIW dog has h s dax although dog daxs last but a fcxx Weeks ln the xear The dog star lg the dogs planet Thex planet tplan 1tJ so that thelr dax s come xxh1le the star IQ 1n the skx Thex dont feal lt It 15 11ot a skx te1r1e1 The Jews cons1der a dog unclean 1that's what dad savsb and xet the dog w1ll clean out a crowd, no matte1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . 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L ' ' an THE SPECTATOR hovv duty the dlltlel the bettel lS not easllv covvcd The dog ld AHOth61 bad thIng about the dog touI legs he SDltL Howl thIs do f01 the dog TIav was xgood dog but tlays ale We vull see that lt dont betteI than duces my day agaIn lhe bulldog IS 1 SLlbbO1H fellovv H IGIX B J X Ray Papers I BYRON XENOPHON WRITING IN MCCLURE MARCH 1958 N I The PrIg party bcmg complctclv IuIned by the exposuie of theIr lead er Harold C McGugIn can expect nothmv fIom the comIng electIon The natIon was Indeed shocked at the exposuie of thIs great statesman and general populafly knovv as the Cleat Coheegan and lt wIll be many yeals befoIe the EnglIsh speak S2:1'ClOll It vvas found that Ceneral 'VIcGu gm llg leadeI ex presIdent hero of the C erman AmerIcan war champlon of the W oman s Suffrage League Lord PIotector of the Bllghted Fe males AssocIatIon PresIdent of the Soclety for the Preventlon of Cruelty to Crafters Exalted Member of the Order of AmerIcanIzed IrIshmen the revered Idol of the people and the petted l1on of the Four Hundred had devoted the years lmmedlately fol lovvlng the vval to the most astound Ing graft bIIbery bucket shopplng and XHFIOUS other polIte pol1tIcal cor Iuptlons Through the InvestIga tIons of the AntI Graft Soclety of New York It was found that General Mcf ugIn had bought one hundred and seventeen state senators SlXtX Unlted States senators and one hun dred and fifty sev en representatlves and through them to have been In strumental In selhng the terrItorv of Alaska to Germany at three tImes Its actual value and approprlatmg more than three fourths of the profits to hImself and colleagues prIncIpally however to hlmself ThIs would not have been possIble however but for the very keen If equally corrupt le gal InsIght of Hubert Castello An drews the w1ld wooly and turbulent Secretary of State who poses foI some pumpkms In the capItal Wlll do any thing for money and havIng beena thIrd rate hypnotIst IH the western vaudevllle for foul teen yeals has the most complete power over the senate the house the presIdent and tne popu lace And In spIte of these extraordI WhlCh should pI operly belong to onls the hIghest moral character Secre tary Andrevvs appears to be no exceptIon to Walpole s aph0IIsm Every man has hIs prIce It IS estImated by all and rIghtly that had PresIdent Dougherty been IH hIs normal state of mlnd and body thlS hIgh polItIcal seven acres up wards could not have been carrIed on for a moment by the unscrupulou schemers aforsald When elected IH 1954 PresIdent Dougherty was the sprIghtlIest man In Washmgton HIs keen Intellect and penetratIon Into anythlng of a grasp Ing nature would ordInarIly enable hIm to detect the dIshonest proceed Ings of the Congress and CabInet at once But everyone knows that smce 1956 when the celebrated Frankhn Walton Bradbury then Secretary of State and Chlef frlend and counsellor of the presIdent eloped Wlth Mr Dougherty s w1fe the PresIdent has suffered Intense physIcal and mental degeneratIon In all the annals of hIstory we do not find a more touch Ing or deplorable cIrcumstance StrIcken down In the flower of h1S success by dOYI'16St1C1I'lf811C1'C16S find Ing hIs trust false and hIs confidence 52 .I . 7 ' 1 vw- ' 1 ' 1 1 'L1 1 X1' y L 3 H 1 ' 1 1 lv l f i 1 A . .' 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Y 7 THE SPILCTATOR ylolated the presldents halr turned yvhlte ln a slngle nlght The bloom on hls cheek always a rlch carmen faded untll lt 18 but the ashen sem blance of lts former ruddy gloyy The despondent statesman refuslng to shave cut hls halr or clean hls teeth slts dav by day IH the east loom of the Whlte House the p10t0 type of utter mlserv Hls llttle son Rlchard Yates Kennedy named for hls grandfather on hls mother s slde slts upon hls father s knee the great er portlon of the day stroklng the long flowlng beard and trvlng to console the abandoned old creature yyho slts mutterlng llke Varrus of old Bradv Bradv brlng me back my Blrdle Partlally bllnd totally deaf and two thlrds paralyzed he commands the sympathy of all who see hlm Meanwhlle we read ln the N1 zo Yolll TIIIJZHLP of Mr Bradbury gentleman fllrt and adventurer dwelllng ln a comfortable vllla on the banks of the Amo IH beautlful Italy engaged IH wrltlng a book Hcalfs IHaLe Tdlcn However lt appears that Mr Bradbury has taken more hearts than money and the famllv fortunes belng on the wane Mrs Bradbury takes IH washlngs whlle her lordly spouse reads smokes Wrltes and sleeps on the front veranda And lust here we wlsh to extend our QIHCQFQ svmpathy to our be reaved and affllcted Chlef Executlve However we have thls consolatlon to offer Such ls the common fate of all who bestow thelr best upon the world such the reward of honest frlendshlp and such the lngratltude unlversally accorded true worth and usefulness Perhaps the best epltaph we can be stow upon the abused statesman when at last the sllver cord IS loosed and the golden bowl hes broken 1S that he vyas the betrayed and not the betrayer But to return to the polnt The Presldents story IS too well known to requlre much space here, It lS upon MCGUglH that the orbs of the UHIVETSQ are centered Not only dld he swlndle hls country out of the en tlre telrltoly of Alaska but whlle poslng as an uprlght honest respect able consclentlous sanctlmonlous and perpendlcular Amerlcan cltlzen he lH connectlon vylth Secretary An dreyys several crooked senators rep lesentatlves rascals scalloyyags and other lnfamous dlsreputable yy ags at large ralsed pork yyool rubber OHIOHQ sugar hay callco rlce sllk nalls rope lace beers flour oystels pearls corn vylne gunpovy del sal mon beans rubles gold and other common necessltles of Ilfe to such exorbltant prlces that none but hlm self could afford them Havlng by one of hls accustomed graftlng meth pont Morgan and not omlttlng yyhlle engaged ln matrlmonlal pursults to wed the larger portlon of the old gen tleman s fortune he followed ln the steps of hls grasplng father IH lavy wlth the utmost tenacltv Before the war he accumulated a comfortable fortune from prlvate lnvestments and speculatlons whlch augmented by an enormous penslon granted to hlm by the government ln recognltlon of hls QQTVICQQ at the battle of Bloom lngton caused MCGUQIH to become a Chlef factor among the money klHgS of the country to be looked up to as a Wall street magnate and to be spoken of as a power on Change By the Johnston blll of 1956 he secured Cape Ann as prlyate propertv and was negotlatlng yylth Senator lrvlng Parker a poor but popular H0l1H6Qq preacher of Cucumber Hollow Ar kansaw for a monopoly on the dla mond flelds of that state when he was lntercepted by the AHt1CT3ft Soclety MCCUQIH s career has been so thoroughly revlewed ln the leadlng perlod cals of the day that to add oul oplnlons and comments to the teem lng summary would be vyllful vyaste of preclous lnk The detalls haye been presented to the publlc Wlth due process of colorlng and suffice lt IS to say that the enormlty of the scheme, whlle most shocklng does command our slncere admiratlon for the abllltles of Gen MCGUglH2 we are celtalnly forced to admlt that for keeness of comprehenslon, polltl T 53 . , . . . , - 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 ' r I . 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' 1. , . . . , , . 1 'PHE QPILCTA 1 OR cal F11es1ght lIlSlf,l1t md outslght he has no equal 1nd yye mnnot re f1a1n f1om uldmg th xt tht p ty he dld not employ h1s supu eyicellent poyye1s 111 tnte1p11ses yy nthy hls commandlng genus Vhth 1uthless and unrelentmg hand he robbed yyldoyy and m1ll1on111e pr1ntc anl paupe1 pat11a1ch 1nd babe vy1thou1 feal or tayo1 pass on O1 pre1ud1t It IS 'lSSQ1tCCl th it 11e1the1 lemorst no1 compunctlon enteled hs so rl yy htch IS thought to haye been due to the golden stleam tust then Qllftllll h1s pocketbook ch1on1cle1 Bromo Lettt Bentley has obse1yed xn 1 recent pamphlet Mc Cugms nose naturally mcllned up yvards and 1n h1s last years of 1981 dence 1n Amerlea he became unbea1 ably a11stoc1at1c lf not actually plu tocrat1c Therefole lt IQ thought to be slgmflcant of h1s 1nbo1n 1ng1a1n bred 1n the bone and not to be got out upplshness that thls pa1tcula1 uphft ng feature twhlch had been stra1ghtened by the famous beauty spec1al1st Monsreur Carletto Z1egle1 d1rectly upon MCCLIQIH s 1eturn f1om the yyarsj 1mmed1atcly lesumed 1ts cyn cal eleyated curl The aboye anecdote 19 quoted by Bentley slmply 1n connectlon vy1th the natural tendencles of McGug1n to graft and yust here It 19 not thought lrrelevant IH th1s mformal sfxeet to IQVIGW IH part what Bentlev says 1n regard to Mons1eur Zleg who s of mterest to the publ1c chlefly because he yyas at one t1me 1n h1s checkered career first valet to Mr R1chard Abraham Heyman melchant pr1nce of Amer1ca Mons1eur Carletto says Bentley 1n h1s Memo1rs of Fa mous Crumbs haylng squandered the lmmense fortune left to h1m by the death of h1s father 1mmed1ately borrowed another from hls grand father, and deyoted It to marrvnng an Engllsh nobleman, who could m sure h1m a small t1tle, a comfortable home and an mtroductlon to the queen M Zl6g,S fame rests pa1tlal ly upon h1s havmg set the custom, as It were, of young Amerlcan gentle men Of moneyed ancestry, marrylng t tles yy hrch p1e1ogf1t1ye formuly Ut longed only to ou1 glrls Sllfilll 1fte1 thc yyeddlng tl Carletto then hoyy ey 91 L01Cl 71eglt1 found tha thlngs yye1e not qu1tL to h1s taste W1th the kmd '1ss1stante of lns lrnent VI1 Ceolge I Bdllldfllldl tyyho haf marrled 1 real duchess and occ lslon ally yy O16 a co1onetJ the young lon' found that h1s t1tle y s un' n tht peelage as her lady shlp had assutet xt yy 'ls hts home yy as not comfo1table IS she had syy orn lt should be and th queen yyas not fetchlng but '1 yen 1 am lumrlzf I mm mud c1ea tllle yy ho refused to notrce the pletty gentleman 1n the least All these thmgs C eo1ge I ye1y kmdly pointed out to Lord Zleg all these thmgy Lo1d Zleg sayy he hated the queen ind he hated her ladvshlp and whlle he yy as at the bus ness he made lt a polnt to pa1t1cula1ly detest the real duchess because she u as a real duch ess and Ceorge I had got her vyh1ch made Ceor ge I somethmg of a Duff and vyhxch IH turn made the Duke someth1ng of a swell head and yyhlch to proceed made Lord Zleg somethmg of a sore head Upon re fl6Ctl0H and the dlQlI'lt6I'6St8d ady1ce of Ceorge I Zreg sold the booby medals he had won at college and pu1chased a French march1oness a d1y orce f1om h1s W fe and a pleasant h0L se frontlng on the Selne At first Z1eg antlclpated genulne domcsttc happmess and for a llttle whlle lt drd seem as 1f he were gomg to hayf? t But by and by the French ma1ch oness appeared to be much fonder of the French marqurses than of M Zleg so she spent hls money and one evenlng IH late January she turned h1m out of the house to slnft for hlmself rn p1t1less Parls Wlsely yye throvy a ve1l over the next four months of the pretty gentleman s llfe for he suffered enough, and no exag geratlon, even of the most extrava gant pen, could ever portray the truth of the matter If he had eaten Of dalntles Ht for the de1t1es of Mt Olvmpus, he learned what It was to substst on three black beans per meal and one meal per davg lf he had bathed h1s delvcate brow ln marbled basms, he learned what It IS to ut1l1ze 1 V3 54 I . . . 1 , Y ' . . ,. 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Y , . 1 . - ' ' THE SPELTATOR the limpld wavslde pool If he had slept neath a purple canopled bed on sheets of finest llnen he came to know what lt IS to slumber neath the cold hedgerow Lead1ng such a va grant life he wandered about for three months unt1l one night weak and falnt he stumbled upon Madam Blases back sta1rs Madam nursed hlm back to health and observing the rare proportlons of h1s figure the antique cast of his nose and the perfectlv stunning d1mens1ons of h1s pedal extrem1t1es decided to employ him as a small clothes model How ever the castawav upon fully regaln mg h1s vigor and comellness wrote to h1s good frlend George I the Duke who had known him ln his gala davs and belng so lavlsh w1th his adv1ce surelv would not oblect to loanmg the lorn castaway five hundred pounds w1th which to sa1l to mother But C eorge I be1ng a young person of exceedingly great d1scret1on per celved some radical differences be tween d1spensmg advice and gold crowns and havlng read M Zieg s letter decided to leave It unanswered Therefore by force of a mlserable uncomprom1s1ng necesslty the one tlme dandv apprenticed hlmself to Madam Blase the lead1ng beauty spe ClallSt of Paris In one of h1s happlest humors Mr Bentley proceeds To us who knew Zleg in his ragtlme days the thought of that promising young scudder shining bold bald French pates sham pooxng the heads of corpulent French mammas and ab1ectly serving dash mg young madamczsclles nor daring to Hirst with them the thought of this we say 19 heart break1ng tor turing terrible But the experience settled h1s fate He found his one talent he cultivated lt broken 1n sp1r1ts busted dlsgusted financially embarrassed he married a widow of fifty four returned to his native America and is today the recogmzed world author1ty on warts moles freckles blackheads pimples dand ruff superfluous hair and fifty thou sand other things perta1n1ng to h1S profession Though undoubtedly hen pecked it is profitably so and all con cerned are sat1sfied But we digless It IS McGug1n who IS the central figure in the present panorama We must not forget to mentlon that It was that worthy gen tleman who tled up all the money ln the natlonal banks 1n the w1nter of 1857 It IS said that Molly O Hara McGug1n eldest daughter of the presldent was the only young lady ln the Unlted States who wore new w oolens during that awful panlc and c talnly no boy could boast new rub bc boots that season excepting Mas ter Patrick 'VIcGug1n When d11ectly accused of the mach1nat1on the re morseless criminal replied 19 true' I bled them as a leach' Tvs my custom' In connection yy 1th this now famous remark 'VIr Bentley re lates the following story It was in the spring of 1910 Mc Glgm as I remember hlm then was a sprightly chap of pleasing person allty and takmg ways Vmy tak mg now that I reflect upon it 1n fact hands upon How ey er he was admit ted by all to be the comellest chap in school and at that tlme he was very popular w1th the girls I distinctly remember that the upward curl of McGug1n s nose was particularly marked that spring One fine even mg in March th1s gallant scamp ac compan1ed a young lady to her home after a small social function At the gate tto make short work of what the noted critic Mlss Jane B Park inson would call a mushy talej Mc Gugm proposed to kiss h1s fair com panion good night The young lady belng a Mlss of good taste refused It was then that Mac showed h1s brass steel and other metal I must he sa1d emphatically t1s my cus tom' When in Rome do as Rome does returned the voung lady for she was much inclined to history Yes and if you can work the Romans work em' came the answer quick and sharp and wlth that he worked her for more than one on the Usculatory Change This story was told about the school on good authorlty and IH deed Mac h1mself never pointedly denied it Whenever It was dlrectly referred to he always settled h1s t1e l 55 , . 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THIL SI BCT ATOR llellllllltfl md fmdmg xppcal to Mc tllglll x un hc xxcnt beforc the Antl matt scclctx SLLLl1E'fl the p1om1se of hls cxcmptlon f1om plosecutlon and told all hc knew of Mc! ugln s ca1ee1 ol brlbelx and graft On ucount of MCfWUg'lll s erstxxhlle populultx the 1eal SQIXILQ hc h1s donc his countlx the hlgh ofhces he has hcld and the posltlon of h s shame stllcken 11m1lx the gcncl ll IGCQIX ed nelthel fme nor sentence of unpllsonment but xxas s1mplx ban shed 110111 the Unlted St Ltcs fo1 lxfe last xxcek he lrrlved upon the Isle of I1 llu mccompanled bx h1s xoungcst slll Huold Clemens Mcf ugln JI xx ho 1LlLlS6'Cl to leaxe hlm Imp1 esscfl xx1th has flthcrs bank lccount h clung to the gcncral s co ltskuts c1x mg pltllullx I xxlll ncxu deselt xou fathe1 lxxlll nex Q1 ClCSL1tjOLl Mrs Mct u vm hoxx ex L1 xpplled for d1x orce and xx th the chlldlen 1etu1ned to Kan s s He1 maxden name Peggx Kend 1ll xx as lestored to he1 Vid ugm upon takmg lcaxe of h1s fnends dld not seem to be affected IH t1clc1st Hrs last xx ords as he folded h s llttle son to h1s bosom xx ere B Sam Hull Ill leturn and bleed them as a lcach And then Vlct ugm sat doxxn and xxept because the1e xxcre no more xx o1lds to graft NO II The nat on IS prepalmg fo1 the commg campalgn Charles Topsx Carpenter IS the onlv man vxlth cour age enough to 1un fO1 the office of P1es1dent on the Prxg tlcket Al though the Prlgs cannot hope to xxm m the commg struggle Challes T lS undoubtedly a xerx strong candldate Thls vxorthx gentleman vxho at one tune so definltelx shook his fist ln the face of the Pure Food I axx nccos nc mtroductlon to the people of the 'Lmted States When ln 1940 the sceptre fell from the tremb ng Hnge1s Of Uncle Joe Cannon Charles Topsx then ln hls prlme eXcla1med Never mmd, Uncle Joe' I'll get lt and xust Whack xt all ove1 them hams' I'm lust 1Cky to get a whack at 'em' I'll stump em' and he d1d Durmg the slx xears supremacx as speaker of the House he ralsed more hurrlcanes than all thc Women s Suff1ag1sts put together Mr Carpentel IS a character mole ofa charactel than Uncle Joe O1 Trfldu Hxs faxorlte phllosophers are Plato and R Y txxo famous C rcek authors vxhose xfxorks are lead onlx bx the xelx learned h1s favor 1te expresslons all pr1ntable hs faxorlte drlnk punch well splked h1s prwate llfe ureproachable h1s publlc hfe unapproachable h1s cour agc and fearlessness unmatched 1n the un1xerse Lpon first takmg the oath he abandoncd all the leather furmture IH hls department d nounced the pulple canopx mounted a rlzzlz stool and mechanlcal lx penned the mus c he meant to make the natlon step to on a five cent gl een grocer s note book Three tlmes he sent an army 1nto Drtlozt to sub due the maxor of that hustl1ng c1ty xx ho had forbxdden Madame Clarke Tullex presldent of the Nat1onal VN oman s Suffrage League to speak 1n the cxtx Th1s seemed all the more unpardonable ln the exe of the speak G1 he havmg gone to school w1th both Mr M3yO1 Campbell and Mrs Clal ke Tullex and knew Mrs Clarke Tullex to be an old sweetheart of Mr Vlaxor Campbells That feroclous uncomplom sung gentleman on per ce xlng Cha1les Topsx s hosts under that awful Secretary of War one El mer Tugate a flerx Hun as tall as tha Potsdam guard crlmson halred 1ed eved lmported bx Clzarlfs Topsu dnectlx from Hunland for the pur pose of commandmg the American armx Dan1elH unconquerable other xx se merelx sald Ye gaxxds' put hls finger 1n h1s mouth handed h1s Frat pm to the fierv Hun whose han stood uprlght and xxhose eyes glared and unde1 the muzzle of Fu gates gun hlmself marched to the c1tV vxalls 'md escorted Madam Clarke Tullex and her hoxxlmg Susan B An thomes to the pr1nc1pal hotel 1n the cltx Once, the speaker splt m the face of a Texas senatol, one cute x v 3 1 1 1 - +,2 ' a' V2 1' T '- s ' . 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THB, SPECTATOR Robert Rrchardson twce frred br ck shot at the heels of Lud Rr cker ambassador from Jerrsrlcm and lc rd rng crtrzen of the Holx Lrnd and he even crossed the Atlant c for the ex press purpose of slapprng the face of the Prrme Mm ster of England whrch he certarnlx drd and Wrth dou ble vengeance not omrttrng to tu eak hrs nose and grxe a vrcrous tantalw rng pull at one of Johnns Bull s ears Charles Topsy ras declared for presrdent on the General Prrncrples Platform and though he may seem to be eccentrrc he rs strrctlx honest lrb belongs to the Reformed church har rng reformed rt hrmself The Squabs are puttrng out a very able candrdate and there rs l ttle doubt that he wrll carry the country bv storm Admrral Arthur M Mrller hero of Pornt Trp Em Off and Perrl Flrnt Rrdge came before the publrc defeatrng Wrllram Scott Doughertv for the nomrnatron 2 to 0 He adxo cates the old Democratrc prrncrples of 1895 and runs upon the platform Free Srlver Free Whrsky Free lunch and free beer An rnterestrng campargn rs ex pected and rn the meanwhrle the na tons attentron rs held by several startlrng occurrences On Tuesdav last Ambassador Ruck er of Jerusalem presented hrs resrg natron to congress srgned bv the proper Rabbrs of the Srmaqofmc H gave hrs reasons as follows The Mc gugrn Meat Trust has rarsed the prrce of beef and all other clcan meats to such exorbrtant nrrces that pork rs the only meat left Wrthrn range of the Ambassadors pocket book Of course Mr Rucker cannot rndulge rn pork on account of hrs na tronalrty and nothrng remarned but for hrm to return to Jerusalem We as a people, regret thrs. for Mr Ruck er was one of the dandres of the capr tal a leader rn swrll socrety and a favorrte of the younger set Before loavrng, he announced hrs engagement to Rebecca lbersternsky, a Jewrsh actress, daughter of one of the lead mg secondhand dealers rn New York Mr Rucker's departure closes a xx ound vsh ch has long drstresscd rr hte socretx A ducl rr rs to h uc lrrrr fought wrrthrn the month bctrmr Abraham Herman rnd the fopprr ambassador Soc etx breathlcsslr rrr tcrpated thrs event and fearcd rl r 1 tarnt upon all exrstrng decent rrrstr tutrons It seems Mr Rucker was to harr vred Mr Her man s younger daughtcr and the engagement had alreadx burr rnnounced when Mr Heym rn dr cox ered that Mr Rucker xr as an out cast a Par zalz as rt were and not de scended from the Tu flzf IosfT11h man canceled the engagement locked hrs daughter up rn a Spanrsh clorster and Mr Rucker sent hrm a challenge to a duel Happrlw how ever the tragedy rs averted bv the Ambassa dor s departure Mr Merle Smrth the Censor ofthe World made a speech rn Boston last week but farled to make a good rm pressron Charles Topsy vsas heard to remark that he was rcky t punch hrs head In lrterarv crrcles We notrce that a collectron rs berng made of the rn orks of Wrllram M Srnclarr the Famous Dftfcfzza Shall who esclrpses Sher lock Holmes and Ralph D Fulton rn hrs prowess These books are pub l shed bv the Alfred J Brunner Pub lrshrng Co and are a complete collec tron of all Mr Srnclarrs varrous se crets of successful crrmrnal detectron One volume How to Drscover Red Wagon Parnt rs thought to be rn valuable to the Hzqh School Supmm tzndfnts all over the World It rs rn terestrng to note that the govenrment has approprrated five hundred thou sand dollars for the purpose of pur chasrng and drstrrbutrng gmtzs a copy of How to Drscover Red Wagon Parnt rn the lrbrary of each and every hrgh school rn the Unrted States The Amerrcan people have long en tertarned lrberal doubts regardrnll Danrel H Campbell,Mayor of Detrortr and therr mrsgrvrngs have culmrnated rn a scandal whrch rs shockrng enough to gratrfy the sensatronal soul of even Mrldred M. 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'I HE SPLCTAT OR reealled IS 1 1e5.,ul11 contrlbutol to lllamond ll ek Hel r1y'1l J lne P Pd1klIlfISOIl yy no eontllbutes to Nlek CIITQI mel yy hose noyels h1ye al 1e1dy put Luth 1 M C lay out of com mlsslon h 1s deel 11ed he1 lntentlon of QODX1lf.,hflI1j., the ealeer ot Damel H lu a sens ltlOH 11 melod11m1 yvh ch she llltelldS v111t ng soon Hon eye1 hex r1y1l pen IJL she1 M ss M1ldred eommonly knoyyn as Tubby among, 1 l11e,1 numbel of boys vyho tdmne he1 blood eul dl ng tales m Dlamond D ek lS engaged upon The Sword ln Hel He llt yy h1ch yylll undoubted ly be one of the la1 gest sellers of the season It yylll be recalled that Danlel H 1ecently caused a vyal vyh1ch cost the ffoyelnment no less than half a mll hon dollars The vyorthy Mfzfm of Dain 11' took It Into h s lntelhgent head a leyy months preylous to make De tr on' the natlonal capltol Nl e hay e eyery 1e1son to suppose that th s p1 o yect has llngered IH h1s mvnd eyel smce he proposed lt at school many years ago and Chvll e fCharles Topsy that IS novyj told hlm It could not be dld It yylll b remembered that the L ttle Colossus demanded lt of the natlon and came all the yyay from Detrolt to see about lt and made sey eral preserved speeches be fore the Senate through an ear drum and glaled very ferocwously through a peelmg glass at the house and got k cked through the lobby by Secre tary Hube1t Andreyys The Secretary stated to a Sim reporter lmmedlately after that that had been hls one am blfl0H ey er s1nce he attended the same Academy wlth Damel H some forty odd year s ago The Malfoy It yy 1ll also be lecalled returned home ra sed an almy and attempted to raze the CltV of Wasq mgton to the ground but was com Dletely repulsed by Gen McC uv n and theF1ery Hun The may or s al mv vyas almost completely extermmfwterl and only the earnest entreat1es of Bromo Bentlev kept McGug1n from g1v1ng theDct1mtA1zstoc2at h1s yust deserts It was found afterward that the mayor owed Mr Bentlev a sum of money, Whlch accounts for hls ex tleme 1nx1ety m V11 Campbells be half Io1 many years Damel H has been Sll1Nll7lfl71fff'IIt of the Luztul Snmlau Self mls rf Drfvr If Belng a gentleman of good taste he declded th It the Sunday school puplls ought to e 1ch possess a class p1n He there T016 took up a eollectlon and pur chased the plns for them By the ylgllanee of Otto Marshall a very keen polo shark and hlmself a Dra tru 1n the U'ILIlLe'l1Cll1lICll lt vyas d1s coyered that Damel H had hfted the Sunday school puplls to the extent of fvffnn erozfs pn pm At first Vlr Campbell endeavored to explam away the exorbltant pr1ce by saylng that th flffuw cfnfs pu vyas for pos Blt yyhen lt was proyen that Mr Campbell had worked thxs same graft upon the Sen1or class fof vyh1ch he vyas treasurerj of the Academy from vyh ch he as yyell as 'Vlrs Clalke Tulley Senator Andrews B1 omo Bentley and several other cele br1t1es vyele graduated IH 1910 hls gullt seemed assured and the Unztf 11 Sumlazf Sell :els denounced hlm He therefore departed for Los Angeles a rumed man We pause to conslder the d1fterence betyyeen the career of McGz1gzn and the rascallv Mayor of Detrolt The declslon IS pre emmently 1n McGu gms favor H1 never stole from Smzriau Schools H1 neyer stole 1n small amounts The Amerlcan people have some respect for a man who w1ll steal fue mzllzen rlollavs but they zmzzusally cfnflrmn a person yyho w1ll stoop to graft at fifteen ce nts pu The church xndlcted Damel H on yet another charge It was found by appealmg to Clarence McCoy the eml nent scholax of Harvard UH1V9TS1ty that Mr Campbell had purposely yy 1th mallce aforethought and ev1l mtent decelved the deacons ln the proper spellmg of h1s name McCoy finds lt to be or1g1nallV spelled C A M E L from the camel vvhlch was undoubtedly one of Dan1el's ancestors, accordmg to P1 of McCr U and Jack London One of the prettlest romances of modern tlmes resulted 1n a beautlful 1 1 'W Y e ,f . 59 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 ' - ' 1 7 1, 1 , . 1 f 2 ' 1 1 3 j . . . - H ', f' 'fe , 2 1. 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Y D ' - - - - 1 P ' I 7 THB, QPECTA1 OR weddmg at Ann AIDOI the Ill st of June w hen Hax land Ragle the w 01 ld Ienow ned art st w eddcd hIs tau model Mlss Gladys Shaw MISS Shaw sat for the Ragle Cul a 861165 of whIch perfect drawmgs appealed IH the Ladns Homz Jouwzal last w1n ter Mr Ragle IQ a mIddle aged co1 pulent gentleman of bemgn aspect he lIkes hIs beeI and he lIkes It often he IS the champlon pool play e1 of Amer1ca and bets four hundred thou sand dollars on the Iaces annulllx He enIows l1fe hugelx and steadfast ly refuses to Iom the chulch whIch fact IS a source of constant grIef and w 01 rs to hIs samtlw brother the Blsh op Roland Ragle A rumor has been cIrculated to the posed the kIng of Elba and cxow ned hlmself A representatwe of M Clure s has been sent ox er to Investl gate the report and the next paper of B Byron wIll g1ve a detaIled ac count of the matter B BYRON LENOPHON WRITING IN MQQLURES 1965 N0 III It IS wIth extleme Ieluctance that we take up our pen to resume our lIt erary labors The hIstorIan s task IS not alw ays pleasant and the past five wears In the hIstorI of the IInIted States have been one long round of calamItIes The nat1on sustaIns a sevele loss In the death of Its one hterary gemus Pames LSSIIB SwIsher who broke a blood vessel whIle xamly endeawormg to squee7e hIs feet Into No 9 shoes ThIs was a pecul arItv of Mr SwIsher that we mt st pardon as one of the 0ddItlQS of ,qenws All hIs lIfe he was addlcted to th s passlon for small shoes and the L llIputIan No 9 s caused hIs death at last James LeslIe 9wIsher was boln IH MIQSOUTI and dIed In a fashlonable sleepy Hollow chaIr quIte comforta blv consvdermg the nature of hIs af fl ctIon He IQ unlversally acknowl edged to be the w'orld's greatest hu morIst HIs wrItIngs throw the read er Into Immedlate convulsmns, and are a sure cure for all the blues unde1 the sun He wIote ox 61 tlno hundud and fifts books dellxued I thoLs1nd lQLlLlliS edlted the Sill! dau Pznmzq lost and conIpIlId I LI1zrIsaI ILI1cIIflopffIza T HIII1 Wlth hIs fl9IYllS9 thc l terflrx supum Icy of the Lmted States ceases How sad th1t lIttle passIons should Int Ind harass and fIn1llx consume guat souls' The brIghtest genlus Amcl Ita QVQI knew sank to an LlIltlI'll6lX de 1th because he fancIed lIttle shoes' RIchfIrd Abraham Hes man IS also dead He met hIs end b1avelv In CalI foIn a last June He was sulfclmg from an Incul able malfxdx caused ln too free Inhalmg of flee Oll odoI VII Hevman left most of hIs vast fOIlZllIlL to charltx and the rest to hIs sIster In law Mrs Maxwell Josephus Hey man whose husband manufactules the famous Maxwell Josephus Shoe 'El 50 per It seems that upon hIs brotheI s marrIage Into the Dutch race M Abraham Heyman IQ sIgned from the famlly and alwaxs maIntaIned the utmost hostIlIty to vellow haIr and blue ex es Upon hIs deathbed wIth the flowers bloommg all about the sun fallmg In bars of ,qold upon hIs counterpane and all the good and beautIful forces of na ture at work about hIm he redected much upon hIs cruel tl eatment of the Innocent blue eyed lIght haIred g'Irl whom hIs brother had marrled and hIs heart softened Day bv day he thought of It untIl he could not rest or sleep Look whIch wav he would the face the faIr Innocent face of hIs InIured sIster IH law would haunt hIm One nI,qht he Q6lZQd hIs pen and hastIly added a COd1Cll and an apology to hIs wIll No sooner was It wIt nessed than the pen fell lImply from hIs hand and the Mewhcmt Pvzmf was dead The merchant prInce was not un wept however for he had dlspensed hIs money llberally The Rev Chas Duncan preached a humorous funeral sermon whIch ,qreatlv consoled the famIly and all the 'ivmaqoque were there The Ill feelmg between Mrs Maxwell Josephus and RIchard Abra ham was healed. for he had left her eIght mIllIon dollars The deceased l I 1 Y 60 II - Y . 1 fn . 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I I - I - - K THE SPECTATOR uas thc greatest fin 1nc1c1 the Vvflllfl 11 s seen slncc the Rothschllds Some SQIIOUS changes have taken place Ill ou1 gov 61 nmcnt Althur M Wller vvas elected to the pres1dencv m 1958 vvlthout a dlssentxng vote Io1 one veal all vv ent vvell The Ad m1rals chlcfest chum and most par tlcular p xl Amos Demosthenes Vt ater house alvy avs pohtelv referred to 1n the leadmg perlodlcals as the Ebony Statesm tn made a captlvatlng Sec letarv of State Halry Nav lor made the most capable of V1ces Charles Topsy the defeated Pr1g 1mmed1ate lv appllcd for a 1ob IH the Squab Cabmet and got xt although he IS st1ll a radlcal Cannonlte The Cablnet chlef executlve as Porkv that be mg h s malden nlckname The na tlon took It up and toy swlne became the clafe IS the teddy bear and bxllv possum were some years ago Everythmg vvas gO1Hg on as peace fully as Lake Ceneva bv moonhght when somethxng happened Some thlng always riots happen you know IH t1mes of great prosperlty The presldent although he never had as much taste for w1ne women and song as some of our Ch1Bf execu t1V9S dnl have an eye for beauty and had not been long IH the Whlte House unt1l he took It upon hlmself to marry one of the lov ehest vw omen IH the world The marrlage was a pr1vate affaxr and the papers vvere full of It Mrs Arthur M Mlller nee Helent Grant was the happlest woman 1n the world It vvas one week after thelr return from the Honeymoon The Presldent was walk ng lelsurely down Pennsyl vama Avenue IH the shade of the llme trees Suddenly a short heavy set dark eyed l1ttle woman approached h1m One glance and she threw her arms convulslvely about h1m Deah Po ky' she exclalmed pass1onately Aftah all these yeahsl You deah deah old boy' The presldent struggled away from the woman, but he knew the VOICE Hls soul froze then and there She followed h1m and lnslsted upon bemg Introduced to hls w1fe The next day she brought sult for breach of prom 1se The sensatlon produced by these amaflng proceedmgs need not be de sc11bed The p1es1dent was IH terror All h1s past mlsdeeds and mlsloves rose before h1m as ghosts from thelr sllent graves Bea I'1nberg was not the only aggrleved woman who had a dlamond and a pack of saccharlne letters to prove her cause Porky collapsed completely They poured lnto the cap1tal bv ev ery tra1n In all they amounted to tvventy one and among them Porky had tu o uzus On the last day of the trlal Iona Walker entered vvrth he1 grlevance The prlsoner remamed firm Laura the first of hls desperate cases fol dld not move a muscle But when Queenle Henry advanced the dxe was cast He gave one h1lar1ous shrlek and abandoned hlmself to h1s fate Amos Demosthenes could do no more for h1m Have vou anythmg to say for yourself? asked the stern Chlef Jus tlce IH avv ful tones Porkv VK31W6d h1m off ma1es tlcally Nothlng your Honol only I vvas a comtzn old scout Have vou nothlng more to say man? came the sonorous VOICC of doom Porkv folded hrs arms defiantly Hands off muh' he rephed When last seen by the Star re porter the c1estfallen gallant was s1tt1ng behxnd the southeast bars of the federal prrson at Phlladelphla 1n dolently hummlng to hlmself I won der who s klssmg em Hou In 1962 the Women s Suffrage As soc1at1on elected thelr first candldate to the Pres1dency of the Unlted States Mrs Sula Clarke Tulley has made good so far and her admmlstratlon IS a credlt to many precedmg ones However her electron caused the death of the only professlonal wr1ter IH Amerlca Mrs Clarke Tulley IS a pavtzculm frlend of Mrs Bromo L Bentley, and after her electlon, she appolnted Mrs Bentley secretary of state, Mr Bentley' slmply would not hear of Mrs Bentley's acceptance. uk, X 1,1 K1 2 Q11 7 1 X1 L1 ' . - ak L, V A1' .3 A- . ' st 'L1 V' L1 L- ' . A1 X bv 1. ,1 5 T Lu 7 rd. a I L1 - ' ' 1 1- 1 1 A . 1 1 L' 1' . 1 L1' K ' I ' v 1 1. . 1 1 . . 1 1 i ' . ' . L' . . . . . . 5 . . 1 ,. 1, . 1 1 n - Av K ' 4 ' I , . ' , 1 1 . - ' . I , L L, L L I I ,f V , ' , ' Y KK !! ' r . ' .V ' ' I , ' . . 1 1 is I Y . A L , ' . ' 1 I ,I . . . I Y Y Y ' L L I ' .I K I . , . , . , , , ' 1 1 7 ' ' I 1 66 V7! W ,' v I . V N . . . - V Y . L . v 9 ' 7 lv C ' 1 ' 7 V ' . - - - - ' ' rx rv ' f , ,' .' , . , I ' ac ' n ' , , - , . . . . ., affectlonately' referred to the new lowed shortly after. The gullty party ' ' ' , dl '77 -l ' , N Y . K , . . If . - , , A , lv Aw s L , , , , xc H ' ' 4 , C L Lg L n sa ' , 1, U , , L L, L a A A L my Y K - . , 1 - as y , , ' ' 1 7 1 Y I 7! ' , , - I . L 1 '- ' 1 1 . ' ' V K j' I I , 16, 97 ' K ' ' ' . 1 7. ,Y I Y , ' ' ! ' 1 , u ' H ' ' 1 , A y l , 1 . U 1 !7 ' ' , , L L ' ' ' ' ff v ' v L V 7 Y, . , 1 1 l! ' . . , . 1 - KK Y! ' 7 I .I ' ' I9 - ' ld I i! ' . I . 1, g 9 L - 1 L f - s Q . I , 4 , K Y ' A L A . , - , . . ,, Y ' - l ! . 9 ' ' 3 , 11 ' I 1 f '. i ' . - , ' - , ' - ' . . . . . . . lf S! ' ' ' . , . , , ' ' CK 1 1 1 5 N ' L L 4 7 yy ' ' . KK , , , , . , l , ,, . . . N QZCHH-. . Ht. .C T523 ePEC,TAT0R- Mrs. Bentley would hear of nothing else. HI am no .sz'1'c'l1', cried Mr. Bent- ley, wrathfully, 'Ano sfirlf, do you hear? But whether Mrs. Bentley heard or no, she accepted the position. Whereupon, Bromo L. committed sui- cide. He made no commotion about it, zr'lzatvz'r'r'. He simply blew his head off. Mr. Bentley made literature his profession. He was not a man of genius or even remarkable talent. His writing is characterized by a clear, lucid and pleasing style. His small essays on current issues are both de- lightful and instructiye and he w-is great on C'f,7lSfl'1lCfI'I u Bentley w-rs. Why he has eycn been known to grye J Lesl e Swisher fr y ce w ren it came to cr nstrzlrtzciz We are n recc pt of an rnyitat on from the exiled Nlct ug n to spend the summer with him on the salu brrous Isle of Elba Success howeur ta nted is pretty certain to purchase the faxor or the world Fame frnd power are sure passports into tnc hearts of the multiudes Since Mc Cugrn became King of Elba the ini mosrty of the American people to ward him has declined ycry perceptr bly Since he walloped Engl ind so splendrdly last fall and srnged the kings of Spain beard last w inter and politely took Constantinople aw ay from the Turks we feel that we have some reason to be proud of him In deed the Prrgs heartily disgusted with the Petticoat Congress are talking of sail ng rn state for the il lustrrous ex le and running him for president in tfre next campaign W have every reason to believe that this is no idle rumor. Mctlugin was lJ1ll'l1 under the same planet as Jupiter, and eats of the manna ot' the gods. Sem into exile in a foreign land, he dom-s not languish and pine, but siezes llii' supreme power and keeps his fingers well into the international political pie. Such sagacity and tact certainly merits a liberal reward, and it is not far off. A'.Ml'fIII!fI lI iw 1966 is the slogan. Bromo-Letita Bentley always said McGugin's nose dorsn't turn up for nothingj' It is beginning to dawn upon thi pcoplc th it great political geniu' should be rewarded Crafting in America is no longer 1 crime lut has come to be the national sport And so long as any self respect rr lrw abiding gratter carr rcs on his mr chrnatrons in six figures the Amari C111 people are resolyed to be silent lt is only when a man degenerates into grafting on Srmdazf School rlrrss pens rt frfffcn cults pu that thc pub lic demur We 'ire anxiously anticipating our xrsrt to Flba Charles Topsy whr has been there as the guest of the k ng says it rs a most delightful berg and certain it is th rt since MLCLIEIH has dwelt there it will ncxer lack for notoriety And rt is safe to add that come what will NIcCugrn will aludus re in first mr urn first in prc n 1 s ff 1 hrs mam 11111 Ruth Bucher 17 Q M53 311 E ia wwf? Lf Lizicsii-ls -it g'w FSA' 4? 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' .- --4 LY.. - -1 1-P 1.1-4- fggz H f Aff 'L f-'- 11. 5 ' ll --- THE SPECTATOR The Pearl Wzihoui Przce WIGGINS 12 The Kentucky vallev lay wrapped ln softest deepest Wh1f8 the first real snow for three winters The fluffy fltkes had fallen steadily for tvxo nlghts md now the whole vs orld lay fresh sparkling and pure beneath the afternoon rays of the December sun Along the pike road sturdy farm horses plodded knee deep as they dragged to market last loads of fat turkeys to market and quantitles of holly and mistletoe On the road the snow was broken and pushed aside but after heaping and h1ll1ng in 110t ous confusion over hedges and fences lt finally spread out smoothly and crustily over the broad vistas before ln the kltchen back of the old La throp home Aunt Cindy her black face beam1ng with pride pointed out to her Mlssy Burl the long row of brown fragrant pies De erus is yust dat light Aunt Cindy was saying and dey 19 brandy and splces and candied fru1t in dose mlnce pies Doan dem pumpk1n ones look gran Beryl Chases plquant little nose sniffed dellghtedly They are per feetly dGllC1OUS she answered w1th such rapturous admiration that Aunt Clndy slghed with satisfaction Beryl desplte the d1gn1ty acquired on a very recent twentieth birthday so far for got herself as to fish from the depths of a tall bottle a tempting merchieno cherry Aunt Cindy and Beryl medlta tively sucked the IUICQ from her fin gers Aunt Clndy dear will you l1s ten and Larry and I are golng to cut the mlstletoe thls afternoon Where will be the best place to find the most'l Aunt Cindy s whlrrlng egg beater ceased a moment Wall honey Tlmmy says they s yest plies ovah to WO,th1H,tOH,S woods But yo' all bet tah go to Huntah's Holler ef Marse Larry's goin' too Here the old ne gress glanced sharply at Beryl but the girl although the color ln her cheeks deepened smiled mdulgently as she turned up the collar of her ch1nch1lla fur Aunt Cindy tipped upside down the platter of beaten egg and finding that it adhered to the china wlth stiff obstmacy placed lt on the s1ll of the open window while she s1fted flour Bress ma soul she exclaimed suddenly Heah comes Marse Larry now wlf Timmy on h1s shouldah' The kitchen door was thrown open admitting a Hurry of snow and a very tall young man who carried on his shoulders a small and struggl1ng darky Cindy and Laurence Lathrop set the boy down slipping a p18C6 of s1l ver into the little black hand He s been using me for a snow ball target Beryl We had better escape before he gets out of his Mammy s clutches Aunt Cindy wlped her hands on her ample apron and bowed a curtsy She was of the old family servant cast and never neglected those acts of de ference which she said mahked de high bo n servants Lan sakes' De ll rascal Lem me brush you coat off Marse Larry The young man laughed Pshaw Aunt Cindy I wouldn t bother Miss Beryl and I are going after mistletoe right away Nevertheless Aunt Cindy fiapped vigorously with a clean towel Good bye chllun she called as the two started down the path Golng to the window again she heard Beryl say Larry I thmk we ought to go to Hunter s Hollow because Aunt Clndy said we would find the most there Aunt Cindy chuckled Jes so Jes so she murmured Then pouring the rich yellow mixture lnto two large cake tlns, she opened the oven door, and set them in. Meanwhile, behind the beeches and oaks on the hill crest, the sun had C . 63 O O sg: r , . L ' ! ' ,, V- ' v ' ' , . L - . , . ,. . , . , f 2 ,A '. L ' . K1 w . ' r Q, z ' ' . Y J: v f . l f 1, - y' a y . . . g. ' 7 7 1 , ' ax 77 ' li X L r. Y 7' sw I . , . . ' !7 , . y v 1 ' ' 1 s ' 9 9 . . . , X n n .Y A u If Q - , the manor houses. Heres a culprit for you, Aunt ' ' 37 ' v r y v ' . . . . . . ,, , , . KK ' Y! ' . U , , , H - 9 n n n ' y L ' . . ,C . . , . A Vu - . . 7 K6 ' !! '. 9 S!! - , . . ' ' H n 7 K - - Y KK ! '7! , ' ' H - 7 , , L . . ' ' ' 9 7? , . . . . . . ,, ' A ' a 9 9 . . . . . , . , . a ' . ' 77 3 - - as n L 1 ' U ' as - - rv ' s ' v 1 9 , ' L . ,, . . . . . ' v 1 ' v . ,, . 7 . . , . . ' 7 ' ii . . U ' cc . . ' 1 . , . . ,, . , . ,, . . . , - 9 v , . . . THE SPECTATOR set glvlng a gloyvlng promlse of .1 then coughed d screetly 'lht C ohm beautlful Chustmas day The tall gaunt trees bordeung the Lathlop drryevy ay yy e1e yvrapped IH the early shadoyys of December and the same grayness h1d the t1a1ls of scampe 1ng souu rels and obhter ated the dehcate tracery left upon the snovy by blown leayes Colonel Laurence Lathr op h1s erect figure shoyylng to good ady antage ln a cloak of m l1ta1y cut yy alked up the dr1y eyy ay of hls estate seemlngly un consclous of the tyylllght beauty about him He was return1ng from the post office yv1th a letter for Beryl and hls thoughts yyere of h1s yylnsome ward Hls guard1ansh1p wh ch had begun tyyo years before to the y ery day had b1ought w1th It pa n as well as pleas ure pleasure IH the fact that he chxld pam that Beryl should so re semble he1 mother not only 1n fea ture but ey en 1n dalnty manner1sms and character1st1c speeches Marse Lathrop and the rey er1e was broken by a mall volce Colonel Lathrop glanced down and dlscovered tue youthful T1mmy l1ke a l1ttle black shadow at hls heels Km I hev a Chrlstmas penny please? And the audaclous darkey solemnly rolled h1s bxg eyes up the Colonel s helght Hellow youngster CT1mmy was a most amusmg favorlte IH the Lathrop householdl Where d1d you drop from? and the Colonel took the boy by the hand as they went up the stone steps In the hall T1mmy possessed hlmself of the heavy cloak and with much laborlous breathmg dragged it to the hall tree Then followmg the Colonel nto the l1b1 ary he seated hlmself on a footstool and waxted Colonel Lathlop know ng well that the garrulots lttle darkev could not keep st1ll for any length of tlme st1r red the fire and took up a newspaper Sllence ensued The Colonel smlled behmd h1s paper and mentally counted hls small change The boy would probably have lt all before he left. T1mmy gazed unwmkmgly mto the flames for the space of a mmute, looked ovu the top ol hls p 1pc1 VS el 7 Id 1uthe1 hey a dlme The neyy spaper LOlltlIlI1Qfl to bn u absolblnfr 1nte1 est and T1mmy l lpsegl lnto sxlence The b1g clock Ill the tm nel txeked off nyc mxnutes Tlmllll yvlshed to hasten mattels a t1 lfle Ah sayyed Mfuse Lu1y k1ss N11 Beryl today he exclnmed What' and the neyy spapu lustlul to the H001 Come now lad you a1c 1okng Here s your penny T1mmy caught lt deftly but wool hls head Colonel L1th1op g1eyy sex 1ous Are you sure Trm' NX asnt h um yy hlsperlng ft sec1et' T1mmy suddenly c anged thc sth yect Dem boots to d1e sto 1h cost We are not dlscusslng boots 'xl tle present Tlm D d you say lt was M1ss Be1yl'7 Yaas sah Dey s got 1ed tops an yest one l1l s ly ah dollah T1mothy 1emember what I say l w ll have no begglng ln my house Camng into the file T1mmy s bg ey es reflected the gloyy He emxtted a ponderots long dlayyn out s gh The Colonel sxmled g11mly Tlm come he1e he orde1ed Tlce l1ttle dfuky ran to hlm and leaned agamst hls knee Here you re boy ten sllyer dlmes and an extra quarter fo1 keep 1ng what you have seen and heard to day a secret between ourselves D you hear? Tlmmys hand closed tlghtly oyex h s treasule He greyy exclted The 1ed top boots were h s' Ah sawed h1m klss er bout fo ty tmes hones Mar se Lathrop Bu twamt M ssv Beryl s fault No sah Her a1m yvas full o m stletoe an bollv nd she sa1d Larry deah dear foah tmes An he saxd but Ise been avy ay so long Bervle an vyont Uncle be pleased an Mlssv Beul sald dahl ng old guahdlen Den Is? feahed dev cotch me dar so ah kem back heah Qumte breathless after thls rattlma rec1tal, Tvmmy' passed, and turnmg ' ' ' '. f . - 5. . , 1 X - . - f .I . . V, 3 pl ' ' S . '. ' X- A ' 2 ' U. K 7 ,' 7 an 7 -11 , l. . ' Y - y , . ' H ' . . Y , ' H , . 7k 7 Q ykv s ' 7 ' 0 -L v . ., 1 -H 1' A ' ., ' qc f l . , ' 1 ' '. . A 7 1 . . . 73 . V . 7 ., I K 7 ' L. LV Aw sh 1 fn xg 1 ' H fy .1 ' 1 y ' , . ' 1 . 2 ' .. 4 5, . f , ' f cj, 'z' . S ' 1 7 Y H 7, f vw , . 1 l 7 . , . , . , .7 7 . ' . H N . , , . . K ' A v' ' Y ff 7 . 7 rv . 1, ' ' J 7 ra n x l'. v ' 1 ' Y ' , .1 , ' . .7 I 7 A, Y kr L, . 2 . ,., ,- V I Y. 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' 77 THE SPFCTATOR confronted Beryl her hazel eyes bhmrng softly her cheeks fluntrng tell tale color She had entered rust rn trme to catch the purport of the speech Trmmy rolled hrs eyes gasped and scuttlrng rnto the hall yyrth trct ful haste banged the door after hrm That nrght srxteen represent rtry es of the Lathrop famrly assembled rn the hrgh cerlrrrged drnrng room to do rustrce to the rrch yrands so carefully prepared by Aunt Crndy Everything fr om the plump turkey to the flame wreathed plum puddrng had appeared yyrth promptness to the Joyful satrsfactron of the young La throps The coffee and ancrent cheeses had been served and the wrt of the repartee yvas advancing When Colonel Lathrop rose A hush fell upon the gatherrng and Beryl ra drant wrth the roy and thrrll of rt all looked up wrth a hrnt of tears rn her shrnrng ey es She knew what was to follow 'lhe Colonel very erect and very drgnrfied stood facrng them He spoke first of the roy of this home gatherrng so dear to them all and of the Chrrstmas sprrrt of brotherhood whrch bound ey en more firmly the al ready close tres of home and krndred Everythrng that the Chrrstmas sea son should brrng to them and to all humanrty he summed up rn the two words so fraught wrth meanrng un selfish love Here he paused and looking at Beryl smrled She felt a lrttle temor chase to her very finger trps The Colonel went on but hrs yorce whrch before had been so clear now vrbrated wrth feelrng Unselfish love he repeated It IS rarer than one would thrnk So rare IH fact that when rt rs found rn rts most flawless state rt must be cher rshed as one would cherrsh a priceless Hem Tonrght we have two among us who have recerved thrs precrous Hlft They have not sought rt rt Came to them freely To these two Whom we all love and to whom we grve words and thoughts of truest congratulatron do I now propose a toast' The Colonel lrfted hrs delrcate am ber colored glass and others rose as they follow ed hrs example To Beryl Chase my ward and to laurcrrce Lathrop my nephew rnd my namesake do we all pledge our love May the star of good fortune shrne upon them may the angel of happrness guard over them may the sprrrt of steadfast loye dwell with tnem for eyer After the words of the host quiet ness reigned for a moment then the femrnrne portrorr of the lrsteners re lreyed themselves of an ay alanche of Ohs and Ahs mrngled yyrth laughrng remarks and questrons All of whrch was showered down upon the two young people Then the youngest of the young L rthr ops Pot ty by name demanded Trssmuss presents and soon a rrng of merry chrldren crrcled around the base of the tall Chrrstmas tree that rn all rts towered to the drayyrng room cerlrrrg Holly and green vrrres seemed cling mg to the walls Mistletoe placed rn odd corners yy arted to snare the unw ary and tl e whole room was filled wrth del cate fragrance gryen forth from a srly er vase of great red roses placed on the mantle beneath the prcture of Beryl s loy ely mother It was late when the young La throps wended therr laden way up ward and strll later w hen the others followed Colonel Lathrop sat before the fire hrs ey es rarsed to the parnt mg of Rachel Chase hrs rmagrnatron makrng lrght of the years prcturrng one Chrrstmas eye he had ney er for gotten He thought he was alone but soft steps came up behrnd hrm and Beryl stood at the back of hrs charr Srlently they looked together From the polrshed mahogany frame a yrs ron of lryelrness gazed down at them a face so resemblrng that of the lry rng grrl that but for the gown one mrght mrstake rt for r reflectron A ry flounces clung to the same delr cate shoulders and throat the es caped tendrrls of harr curled about the whrte forehead rust rs Beryls had always done the dark lashed lra7el eyes seemed to speak the sweet Y r J . 65 , , , . .1 1 , . . . , 1 W ' 1 H 1 ' 1 1 1 . 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Xxx W The statl takes plcasulc 1n plcsent lng the Annurzl Conzmr mf mfnt num ber of the SPEC FATOR for 1910 to the students factulty frlends and p it rons of the Cori: Ill zllr Hzqlz School Although the pl esent nssue 15 not sO lalge ln polnt of yolumt as th tt of last veal we cannot but feel that It contams qulte as much good lte1ary materlal We haye mcluded ln thls annual all the class lltelature of the Senlors a thlng whlch has not pre ylously been done 1n thc 'SPM 1 MOR In excludmg some few thxngs such as the Alumnl rostel a hlstory of thc hlgh school etc we feel that the cnd yustxfies the means because n so do mg we have bullt up the l1te1a1y de partment Thls 19 not a Swann Annual It IQ not amvss to state here once for all that ln th1s school the annual has ney 61 been excluslyely dey oted to the Senlor class Th1s 18 usually done ln only yery large hlgh schools and lt would certamly be unfalr ln yyew of the fact that the SPEC FATOR fs support so fax as the school I9 concerned comes from the znzflnclrzssmfn to turn the annual over to the Sen1o1 class as many of them very selflshly demanded and a number who dld not express themselves, as selfishly de slred Perhaps lt may swam unfau, too, to slam the Senlors thus when they cannot reply, but we have lately come to belleve a llttle ln Davld Harum who sa1d, Do znzfo othms zrltat they would Zzlw to rio zmto yon, and do zt fmt only we're domg lt lanst Anyhow, smce the most famous of the '10 coruscatlon, a very worthy voung gentleman from Dwtrmt, was L1 1 1 coc o, he ud to 161T1d1li th rt the annuall yery small pa1t of the q6lll0l c ueer we a1e prone to belleye tha anythmg we may say here cannot at fect those lmpeccable dwellers or Olympus ln the least degree C slander perturb the gods 01 male volent truth affect a camflf tAl though upon second thoughts 11311 pears to us that the 1rreproachablv gentleman flom D1 fr r zt ought to bel better yudge of ltou to ram thf pncf of class pms on Ins zmsusprctanq floss matr s za ho zmzmttmglzf mtmlsl 1 1 1111111 flu posmon o Q tfraszmz than of the xmportanceol tnnuals ln general J How cy 91 thls may be the edltor svmply yy lshes to thank the Qemor class for allou mo her to ed1t the an nual when she was elected to that po sytlon ln the fall of 1909 We belleye a feyy underclassmen on the busmes staff w sh to thank the Senlols alsof fo1 bemg allowed to retaxn thelr pres cnt posltlons It was very magnam mous of the Semors to make thls sac rlfice when lt mvoly ed the lmm0l3tl0H of a perfect galaxy of 10 gemuses wasn t lt Truly the edltor IS grate! ful fo1 the s x weeks of unremxttmg tml so kmdly rel1nqu1shed to her by those oz n oblzqznq Scmors Of course they could have electeda new staff, lf they had chosen, though no one was ey 91 heard to say' so bll' themselves Thlrty prollx pens, butw bllng over w1th effervescent gemu: were abandoned bv the SQHIOFS, ln Of r'er that a Sophomore m1ght ed1t tht commencement number Of count the Soplzomow has never done HHN l thlng to merlt the dlstlnctlon 1 70 0 etee aff' ' fQf2!Q ,ff lil' 0 1. 1 xl f+s1'rNXl f 1 lil 1 tl 11 1 1 11g 1 w1 - , p,n'1jyrlf1l11? of 1 11, lhwyll , l y 11 5 f' ' tll gikaf V5 ll' ll ff lflll 1 ' V. 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' -1 vf 1 7 ' ' ' ., S j , . l' ' .5 ', 0 ' PHE SPLCTATOR glance over the back numbers of the paper wxll show that Truly the Seniors generoslty 1s greater tlan we can bear composedly and cu tamly the sweetness of the task sul passes that of the fabled honey comb of Url The eur1d1te Sen1o1 max look down on the lgnorant I4 re shman and openly scoff at the unlearned sophomore but lt IS anothe1 thn when these same lnslgnlflcant mltes must corlect the Scmor class ltera ture because ln h1s superabundant wlsdom the scholarly 10er forgot that there lS such a thlng as good Engllsh correct spellmg and a prop er place for commas capltals and other grammatlcal necess1t1es It 1S our opvnlon that the Semors m1ght profltablv acqulre less dlgnlty and more knowledge of Webster Whlle swellmg to thelr present levlathan proportlons they seem to have for gotten the rudlments of a common educatlon The 11771071 blur sets well upon thelr shoulders but a verb ln the proper tense would shock them ln express blx Verlly the Ph l1st1ne has not per lshed Out of the mldst or the Senlor class he arose and what a pretty l1t tle hurrlcane he d1d manage to ralse to be sure' But he had hls fallure for hvs pams as he heartlly deserved The SPECTATOR lemamed ln the hands of the present staff lust as lt should haxe rema1ned The qfmoz s wlll tell xou It was by thelr k1ndness but the seclctary of the meetmg called tc elect the staH' w1ll tell you otherwlse We belleve ln glory where glory 19 due The Freshman and the Sopho more ln th1s school are as the Prophet who lS wlthout honor ln no country save h1s own They have produced thls annual they therefore deserve the credlt It vs but a poor productlon at best but It IS the work of underclassmen harassed and beset by the querlmon 1ous Sen1or mob The Semors have as serted that they would have helped gladly but lf lt be that the sp1r1t was wvllmg the flesh mdeed was lazy We can refer to the SSHIOTS only as lazzarones who kxcked cr1t1c1zed Plnd fussed whlle zu worked The ed1tor w1shes to thank Har land Ragle of the Junlor class for the excellent artlstlc work that he has done To produce good draw1ngs re qulres much labor and patxence as well as no l1ttle orlgmallty Irvmg Parker has also done some very good work along these lmes James Swlsher 13 and Harold C MCGug1H 12 have conducted the ad vertlsmg department most admlrably and deserxe the heal ty thanks and ap preclatlon of the entlre school To keep these two boys off the staff next year would be an lrreparable mlury to the 'SPM TATOR Sam Carpenter has klndlv assxsted us In the matter of plocurlng adds and he IH connectlon wlth Frank Johnston 13 who also a1ded the advertlsmg managers ma terlally has the glatltude of the staff The ed1tor 1s also mdebted to the athletlc ed1tor who so kmdly allowed her to wrlte h1s athletlc notes all wln ter and IS espec1allw lndebted to the soclal ed1tor who mlght have ex pended some of that excess energy when lt came to argu1ng who should cdlt the annual ln wr1t1ng her soclal notes for the last four lssues of the paper lnstead of leav1ng lt to a ushed and mcapable ed1tor Such vou see 19 the att1tude of the graduatmg class toward an 1nst1tu t on whlch has ever supported them and mole than once edltormally pre x arlcated to do lt Percelve here the modern Brutus' Tbls IS mdoed a contrast to the hustlmg class of 09 Fancv lf you can Brady saylng that' Some of the Senlors seem to haxe for gotten that school spmt should come before class spuzt always And sure lv the Creator maketh the sun to shlne upon the Sen1o1 and the Sophomore' However we a1e stlll wlse enough to real1ze that we shall be severely crltlclzed for thlg seemlngly harsh ed1tor1al although we cannot 1n con QCIQHCC call It an ed1tor1al for It seems even to our fond eye to have degen erated mto a personal bomb But we do not care a mod1cum for crltxclsm We have long slnce ceased to care what other people thlnk or say The more we are plcked to P16063 the more we appreclate ourselves When ' T 7l ,,'g,,.- ,ee.v Y . 1 .11 1 ,-.1,,-, --,,,i1,.,,,,A., , ,,,,?li D 1 . . . 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' ' 9 s L , 1 v 1 1 1 , 1 - 1 L - . 9 ' 5 c u , . 1 ' ' sc - n ' - ' ' ' 1 , , 1 9 . , Q13 AL ' u ' THF SPECTA'l OR xll thc cormor xnts haxe h xd thexr l1t tle Hmg xxe can LOYlSL1tl1tl0LlSlX pat ou1 selxcs upon the back md exclalm Nloxx xxe uc become almost a gemusl Thls IS no mtel class squabble al thou h lt sax o1s ot one lt 18 slmplx 1 c iss ot xx hele the xx o1m turned It Il :II H1111 xou knoxx and the ques tlon oi hoxx fro mt xx1lltu1n depends somc xx lit upon thc specxes ot xx o1m We s mplx xx antcd tm pix off some oll sco cs and xxc d1d It We knexx IH thls c xse that the pcn 15 mlghtxel th In the tongue W e could have been s1lent m ou1 gllexances fno doubt manx a sanctnnon ous Peeksmff xx1ll say xxc slzoulrl haxc becnj but xfxe the undelclassmen on the staff haxe suf' fercd the lnsults of 111161101 uppel classmcn too long and too patlentlx to bear then list th1 ust 1n sllence Once xxe mlght haxc heaped coals of flre upon then heads but xxe haxe latelx lealncd that the coals of 1119 ale preclsclx xx hat thex l1kc and xxe do mtend to g1at fx them Hoxxexer xxe a1e xe1x 1 lclttflll to Mlss qula Clarke fo1 although a Sen O1 she executed he1 dutxes falthfullx and dm not 1o1n 111 the SQHIOI squabble ox er the an nu Il The edltor could not w1sh for a more xx 1ll1ng O1 capable asslstant In conclusxon xxe xx lsh to state that thls IS an dmzzfal of the SPECTATOR the monthly pubhcatlon ofthe C0171 11 ull: Hfoh School that class pretel ence 01 p1e1ud1ce has never been tol crated by the rflztrnzal staff and that th1s 158118 IS devoted to the entlre stu dent body and 1n no wlse belongs to any one class SPECTATOR REVIEW The 1910 Commencement or Sou ven1r numbe1 of the qpzcmtm IS the twenty slxth lssue of the paper Volume 1 Numbel 1 appeared ln February 1907 Paul Campbell was its first edltor and slnce then the Spectatoz has been regularly edlted by the boys, w1th two exceptlons , the ed1torsh1p of Mlss Laurena Spear, now a teacher IH the CltV schools, and the present edltor The Spectator reached the culmlna t1on of 1ts hterarx success undcr the ed1to1sh1p of Irank Bradburx 09 Dllllllfb thc last xcu of h1s edltol sh1p the Spcctafm estabhshed a splendld and envlable rcputatlon among the hlgh schools of the coun t x ln the past xea1 xxe haxe en Cl6'1X01Sd to mamtam the hlgh st md ard of the paper and behexe that xxe have succeeded We have pubhshed clght 1ssues and the regular xolume tol one school xear has heretofore conslsted of only sex en numbers Th1s IS the fourth commencement number of the S1!Iffflf0l The thlrd soux enn xolume xx as a great 1mp1oxe ment ox Q1 the pzecedmg two but xxe cannot consclentlouslv say that we be heve thls to be anx lmprovement ox 61 are legal The staff has been unfor tunate 1n not vxorklng together and xn haxlng a number of members xxho do not work at all In chooslng the staff fO1 next year xve behexe the number should be reduced Four or five mdustrlous persons compose an efhcxent staff mmus the drawback of the dlones The most capable pu plls IH the school should be chosen fm the varlous pos tlons regardless of class Cll9t1HCtl0H soclal standlng or any personal feehng Wlth thus IS sue the plesent edltor retues from the Spcrfafol field and does not expect to resume work 1n th1s hne aga1n If m the past X631 the papel has pleased the student body we are grateful for It but lf lt has dlspleased we are as deeply sorrx But 1f xxx? can please half the people half the tlme vxe feel that that constltutes success for no one can please all the people all the tlme But befox e an ed1to1 aga1n vx e d be We d droxfxn ourselx es 1n the deep blue sea lo some far off cann1bal1sle xx e d Hee And let the savages make hash of xxe We wlsh to thank the Mmclzants Assoczatzon Whlch, by endorsmg th? Spectatoz, and thus securmg hberal advertlsmg to us, has made thls 19 sue possxble The Assoczation showS N Y 72 1 1 . 2 x 1 'z s f 2 ' ' - ' ' -' ' ' .' s -- f - V ,, , ,.', ' 1 1 . ' .1 ' ' n . , . . v 1 ' ' .1 ' .v 1. 65 v v 1 n 1 1 . V 1 1 1 I 1 2 1 ' f. . , 1 ' 1 . r I .HN 1' l ' ' 3 ' '1 '1 ' 1 . 1 11 1 1 1 - . ' 11 ' 1 v 11 I .1 1. v sv v r -1 v a 1 1 1 45 v 1 v -1 Y, v 1 ' ' l 1 1 1. 1 1 . 1 - r . 2 . 1' 1 1 7 1 1 1- 1 ' ' 1 1 ,- 7 ,, ! ' l V , , . . 1 J . 1 ' 1 ' 1 ' ' 1 . ' LC x 1 h 1 Y 1 A r 11 1l,I 7 ', 3: lv 1, , 1 Zn' L. ' . 1 A.. tv . , ,. ,.,1 ,, - - 1 1 1 . , , , 1 1 1 1, . , 1 1 l 1 1. A '1 11 1 n 1 'I . .Y '1 1 i 1 C1 1, , n 1 1 7 V ' 1' - ' 1 1' 1 1: 1 7 .1 v v 1 ' 1 1 . ., . . . Y. . ' 5 1 ' 1' , 1 . . ' , . . . . , 1 11 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 11' ' 1 1 v ' ' ' ' ' ' 'O I Th f ' 1 . . - the 9 annua . e reasons Ol thls ' 1'1' 3 ir .Y ' I . 1' 1 '- -1 .1 4 1 I 1 1 I 1. a ' y ' L1 1 1 1 V , ' 'A I ' I 1 1 Y 1 . .1 1 1 Y l V ' ' 'v . - x fu 1 KK L1 ' 'I y, a N 1 v v . 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'll' l HB, SPEC TATOR the 13101361 lntelest ln the school and lts wellfale by thus suppoltlng the paper and the Hlgh School apple clates lt lt looklllg oy G1 the plospectlye ma terlal fol the 10 11 staff we find a most promlslng outlook C enlus ga lore talent lnfinlte The paper should grow next year to lalgel yol ume and bettel llteraly matcllal Tnls can be accompllshed thlough the suppolt ot the student body and thls alone Qtudents lt you want the Sjlllfflffl next yeal lemembel thls fI'1ClL1dtlOH brlngs the student to the end of hls school year lf he has no college course ln ylew Thele fore a more SQIIOUQ thlng than he ld apt to suppose lf he has neyer done hlmself the lustlce to thlnk much about lt QQYIOUQ C laduatlon means lust that It means a puttlng by of manv thlngs an abandonment of much It lb the last rlte oy er one s school days and the first rlte over llfe ln the outer world If any young man or woman starts llfe wlthout a purpose he or she lS destlned to be a fallure Llfe 19 too brlef to begln wlth no lnten tlon tlme ls too preclous to be dawdled away the world 19 not so generous but we must fight for all we galn from lt It lg beautlful to llVe Be rut ful lust to breathe from day to day trustlng ln a hlgher than any eal thlv power bellevlng IH the lnfinlte good ness of the world A slngle turn of fate wlll often make an optlmlst or a pesslmlst Often and often the battle seems too much and the rew ald too llttle Llfe often grows monotonl s and seems to hold no charm But we should not despalr There 1 beauty all around us and there JQ happlness There ts loy ln the world there as love and frlen shlp and faztlz It s somethlng lust to watch what each day brlngs forth The changes and VlClSS tudes of tlme are lntelest mg and lf we use each moment well We wlll find that we are as well re pald Happlness depends largely on tem pelamellt Thele ale those who de spondent by nature neyel fully enloy llfe No one 15 perfectly happy but lf we cultlyate good company good books and good thoughts we can lnake oul selves falrly well content Llte holds out much besldes the honey comb and celtalnly thele ls enough of solloyy But wolk kllls the most polgnant grlef and leaves no tlme f01 VyOT1y Set your hand to a DUIQOSC and make the long day tell then nlght wlll leaye no tlme T01 tloubled thoughts A Kansas phllos pner recently made an address to some college gladuates IH whlch he sald a very flne thlng Youth sald he can no more afford to be careless than old age In that slmple sentence there ale volumes of mean ng and years of IQHQLJCIOH He applled lt not only ln a molal sense but mental and phy slcal as well Advlce 15 sometn not young people shun Youth IS yy se nothlng 15 yylsel Reason knocks unanswered at hel door Pltttol s s ts wlth folded hands lll her pyesence and Solon owns the futll ty of answer And yet when an old man wlse IH years and knowledge says a true thlng the young should not hesltate to lmb be t The old phllosopher told of am bltlon and oppoltunlty and rewald He sald that lf young people gaye but one mlnutes thought to each five m nute act on one half thell l fe s legrets would be averted It ls cel taln that one llfe tlme s too sholt to galn much of the best To secul e the good thlngs IH ey en the mlnutest measure we must begln from the moment we lay our baby flDg9l9 upon the first page of the Great Book to 3V01d all that comes one w rllt beneath the sure degree of bes Drummond speaks of the laws of lnllllence and slmllallty We are told that we become llke those whom we habltually admlre thlnk thoughts llke those of the authors we constant ly read We know that thls law pre sldes through a wlde range lltera ture, blography and hlstory Paul IW 1 1 f - 73 4 1 ' 1,1 ' 1s 1 4 ' 11 1 4 v ' ! 4 1 4 ' 1 1 4 41 1 L 7 7 A S . 4 K 7 , ' 4 'y a 4 1,- 1 1.1 1 ' v ! 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L ' - ' . 7 i V Y , 'L , - Y V Y ' ' I K r - L K 1 1 - Hi SPI L lAlOl met Chust along the Damascus 1oad he loxed he admued, ht cont nu xllx thought ot hlm, and Paul ll came a mosalc ot Chust Loura xxo1 shlpped Pet1a1ch, and xx as but anoth Q1 Petlarch Nlauus and Cosette lox mutual admlratlon became one, He lolse thought D19ClSClX as Abelald Jonathan xx as Daxld and Dax 1d Jonathan Thel efol e, ou1 assoua tl uns mold ou1 destlnles Whatex 61 xxe xx ould be that must xxe seel1 IH ou1 tompanx , ou1 books and oul thoughts W e all mean vxell L ut the thlngs xxe meant to do xxlll not saxe Us the thlngs xxe could haxe dont xx ll not saxe us nothwng xxlll saxt Us onlx the thxngs xxe haxe done And 1f thnx ale not good and do not 1 ng tlue, then thex condemn Us be hxs exx n, hx es it along IH harmless amusements, and xxhen the dax comes bx and hx xxhen he xxotld otter It to anothel, them IS llttle ht to glxe Guls too, a1e often dazzled lox 1 glale and glamoul thex cannot un derstand, DI'QfQ11llflg shalloxx DUI sults that please thex neglect those sober ones xxhch educate and bx and lox thex too,a1ehe1ett Young woman, saxd 1 famous educator, dont forget xoulself Don t laugh at xour mother s anxletx for XOU1 xxelfare take he1 adxmce nf fluf rlrvzf Sf sic ro 1 uf your uonmvzlz fl Young, man, the educatm xx ent on to sax, frzf 111 I r 1 snmf I0 flu at 11071 It qamblf :Ima 1' su fax 41111 zlfnf fozqff mln: mcmlzood Anc lf xou dont xou xxxll look hannlel, seem hf1pp1e1 and he har 7161 Ifol, though then IN xxhen these thmgs seem to s ce ot e cax xxl xxhtn xou xx ll see the hand ol H gum Destroxed ll them all A clouded mtellett a sullled leput mon 1 haldened heart and a XILIOLIN cxn usm xx lll be xoux 1301tlOIl and thu lJOltl0Il xxlll 1911121111 unalteled Vt e UI'lCl91StclIlCl that all tht tuullx xxxll lifftllll next xeal except ng NI l 1eed and Mlss Box d Regulallx earl xeal xxe lose txxo membels ol thx fat, but thele IS some consolatlov un knoxxlng that these txx o do not Lil to the axxtul fate th tt axxaxted the dea1 depfutlng ot last xea1 s ptda gogtcal C'J1LlSC2lJClOI'1 Mlss l4169fl has taught I-1lHQllHll m x eals and dul xng that txme has guxxn comolete sat'sfact1on and made 1 host ot hxends xxho ale sxncerelx gllex ed to learn that she xxull not he xxxth us next xear qhe possessts fx sweet and xxmnlng personalltx and mspues lesnect and admuatlon Ill all xx ho knoxx he1 qhe xx lll take a much needed lest next xeal, and Wlll he mzssed xe1x YY1lLh IH ou1 school Mlss Box d vs golng to leaxe us to take a un1xe1s1tx course 'ihe also IS xerx populal among the students and xxe s ncerelx regret that she xxlll not If-Etlllll Mxss Boxd 15 one of the nost consf fnt or s teachels xxe haxe cxel l1noxxn az d nuts sxncentx IH 0 he1 xx ork Pexsonallx she combmes gentlene ss xx th fiwmness, and the pu pwls hold hex xn hxghest esteem lf e ther of these teachers should ex G1 retuyn to our school, xxe knoxx 11 healtx xx elcome axxalts them 74 S GI 1. 1. 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AW JXS, X Qy 44' Mx f1 D SGClET Emelson llls sud that solltudc l lmplactlcahle lnd socletx fat ll VM must keep oul hcad ln thc one lnd Olll hands ll the othel Phe condl tlflns lle met lf xxe keep oul lnde pendcncc xet do not lose oul sxnlpl SOL16tX IN somethlng xxe ought to consldcl much bcfole xxe mlngle llt tle T01 f lssoclatlon bleeds culturc and reflnement lt h IS an equal poxx 61 for creatlng great deflclencles lll anx character hoxx ex er pleaslnt l school as ln 0thQ1 llst tutlons soclc publlc school IS noted lOl the soc ll equalltx of lts puplls but thls seldom exlsts IU a pure state and lS leallx only, a delus on xx hlch does not delude ln anx school lnd especlallx ln a hlgh school the puplls cllque and band thelc IS much unpleasant rlxalrx and a celtaln factlon alxx axs strlxes for suplem lcx In xlexx f thlg fact the assoclatlon at school max not seem to be of much xalue to the ax erage pup l If one ls not popu lar he ls denlcd admlttance to a C91 t'lln clrcle xx hlch xx hlle shalloxx enough IS the UDDQI berth of the school The populal boxs and glrls belong to thls factlon thex ale lll xlted to all thc partles haxlldes classv dances and other select f falrs but xxhlle tlese thlngs 'ue xerx pleasant the pupl xxltl a pul pose IH llfe and a regald fO1 tlce best thlngs cannot afford to nuls e these ldle pleasantlles H01 can llc lf he D0ssess slncerltx and a des 19 for the upbulldlng of h s chalactel mlngle hls sober qualltles xxlth the shalloxx ness requlred to becomc classx ll h'1t const tutes populllltx 7 A xx ell dex cloped capacltx T01 lxlng the ab l tx to agree xx 1th ex CIXOHG xou mect L llttlc tact a fexx flne feathers and thele xou alc 1 pllpllldl box or glrl But thls constltutes not SOCl9tV but xxh It a g'1Glt humorlst has called S1SSlGtY Bl uns ale not lequllecl T01 the makc up 01 the popular pel son and often chalacter ls sadlx lacklng To be lcallx popular ln th s dax one must certalnlx be xelx shal oxx The lntellectual box and glll not that thex ale loslng anxthlng ale sadlx nel lccted bx the sassle false bas s todax but mole and mole the best people ue beglnnlng to rea llze that the onlx tl ue allstocracx lS the l1lfQllELtUdl al stocracx and cer ta nlx lf thls be denled lt xxlll be df mltted bx all senslble sobcr thlnklng people the onlx one xx orth belonglng to Monex IS a xx eak thlng lt comes llx a flash and bx a flash lt goes Often enough lt lepaxs the labol spent to ga ll lt but LQ1tdlIllX It sel dom falls to decelxe the slllx the Slm ple the xaln and the xx eak often pos sess lt and though lt buxs much t cannot bux the thlngs leallx xxorth possesslng Educatlon culture e flnement do not come as monex max bx a slngle flash of fate and a slngle turn of foltune cannot take them axxax flgaln Chalactel lg a compos lte of all that xxe must be to make us TQ xxe xx ele meant to be The standard bx xxh ch true xx olth ls lTlQ3SLl1Qd ls xelx loxx and thls It lQ xxhlch often places stelllng quall tles fal beloxx fllxolous nonentltles IH the categolx of soclal lank I should not be dlsappolnted lf I en teled lnx f1l6l1dS house and found V1 1 1 3 1 171 rxl 3 2 - 2 X 'x. 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K. 5 A. 2 .' .- 1 . . 1' 91 1 THF QPILCTATOR no Oriental 1ugs 01 Pusian tapes t119S but I slzoulfl be d1s1ppo111ted 11 I dld 1I0t find those touches 01 16f'l1IQ ment and humble Lllltult 11h1ch 1s possible to the 1011 est 1 111ks 01 l11e I should not look f01 fashion so much as for Cl6lIllIHtSS 1101 ICOI n1'11bled floors as I01 quiet taste 110r so much 10r g'11 color '1s fO1 s1mple L0lT1f'01t I should not be shocked 11 1n talk ng to m1 f1l6HdS I IOUIICl that he kne11 nothing 01 the latest 1clLldQXlllL stai O1 the l1st nane IIOXQl but I should be hu1t and shockmd IIIQXDIGS that toil not H01 spin H01 01 the Cot ter s q.:1tllI'Cld1 Night Vloderatlon IS the ke1 note to hap p ness We should seek 1nf1n1tc things 1nd be sure th It the1 1 11 1 111ll as plc1s1ng quiet lllll 111e11ts 1nd be SUIQ th1tth11 111 h 11111 ss 1 d to mc 1 1 1s s11e th11 time '1cst011 ed 011 1n1 0n1 1JL11SLlll 11111 be 11 ell 1e11 uded 'ioc11t1 III 1ts b101d1st senst 1 ludes lurts and 111111 satisfies ll 1 shifting P11101 1m1 01 gilded d1s1p p01ntments I11 1ts 11 -1ke cou1t1s1 10 often 111 st1ke11 lOl l011 unusement 101 happiness 1 t spite 01 its p1t11lls XXL should 111111 glc much 111th 0111 fello11s and StllXt LOIISlfll1dt on f01 those about us 111th unseltishness gentleness 1nd 11111n1te p lt ence 'ii in-J OIF 14171 PPLIYIIZ Iadies and Gentlemen I n 11 take pleasu1e in 1nt10duc1ng to 1ou a person 11ho has adolned our beauti ful school bu1ld1ng for three 1ear1 and IQ about to lea1e us to go out 1HtO the dark complected night 01 the business World We cr1 aqu1shl1 at the top of ou1 XOICEQ for the spirit of regenrat1on to g11e h1m back to us, to keep his sm1l mg face, his golden laugh, his Athonlan ca1r1age with us foreve1 Oh' Sp1r1t of the 1mposs1ble do this one thing for us if you never do another, make P0rk1 ' Miller 1nt0 a Freshman agam Our heart nearly turns around and kxcks our liver when we think of nine long months 01 8111110101 drudgc-211 without the blessmg of that double b1easted gr1n that da1nt1 suppressed Ham' Ha11' that polite Herel am 10011 as he enteis the othce 'md sa1s Ah good m01n1ng C1ums Vte cha11 up ou1 pencils 11ete211 up the d1ct1on'1r1 11e feed the 1nk to the office cat, in our madness trying 1n some wav to detract our melan chol1 Splrlt from this impending catastrophy It must come w1th1n one short week Oh' Kmg Brad, V59 p1ay to 1'ou, help us bear this crush mg s0rr011 through the rest of ou1 short llfe to our to early dug grave 'W 76 A s . 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A ., Y L A C -Y, Y ALUMNI WILL DOL GHI- RTX 03 The Alumn1 ASSOLldtlCJH ol the Cot fevyllle Hlgh School beg IH lts cxlst ence 1n 1890 vyhcn the T11 st class yy IS gladuatcd flom the school Fhc I-llgh School then yy as ln the old XI lshlng ton bUllfllI1g' and 1ts faculty conslsted of onc teache1 and punclpal com bmed W1ll1am Slnclalr ou1 honored supe11ntendent yyas the fust p11nc1 pal and It yy as under h1s supelylslon that the H1 st class ot Hye puplls yyas graduated 1n 1890 Slnce that t1me tvyo hund1ed and twenty three students haye recelyed dlplomas and become members of the Assoc1at1on The Hlgh School has been moved from place to place smcc rooms and bulldmgs and noyv stands aga1n on the scene of 1ts blrth but m a larger and more lmpresslye bulld mg Instead of one teacher the Hlgh School noyy has a faculty of th11teen members and the graduates a1e much better prepared for the battle of l1fe The Alumn1 Assoc1at1on selves as the t1e that b1nds the gladuates to the memorles of folmer days when they as students enyoy ed the pr1v1 leges and hardshlps of the H1gh School The annual banquet g1ven to the Senlor class awakens fond memo FIGS and recollect1ons of days that yy ere dear to all of them I or a b116f tlme busmess cares and worrles are forgotten and the1r thoughts 1eye1t to the t1me when class yells and t10L1 bles occupled thelr mmds and atten tlon Many old scraps and good tlmes are fought and llyed over and they Slgh for the days that are gone never to return aga1n School days are happy days after all and are ap prec1ated much more after one has been out of school a few years At the last meetmg of the Alumn1 Assoclatlon oflicers for the year 1909 10 were elected as follows Presldent Edgar Dale 08 Vlce Presldent George Snellmg 09 Treasurer, Wmlfred Buckles, 96, and Secretary, Bess Lowry, '09 The Assoclatlon lecelyed the repnt of the treasurer and It was found to be IH a sound state flnanc1ally Pros pects of a syyell banquet for the QGHIOI class a1e good MISS Joe W1lcox 09 has returned home from Manhattan yyhere she has been attendlng the State Agr1cultural College Joe vyas takmg the Domes t1c Sclence and Alt course and vye presume that she IS mtendmg t make a practlcal use of 1t Edgar Dale 08 has returned to the c1ty from Qumcy Ill1no1s yyhere he completed acourse IH C1v1l Englneer of asslstant c1ty engmeer We ale glad to see h1m domg so yy ell Eddle Pranks 04 has accepted a posltlon yy 1th the Nlchols Drug Co Eddle yyas formerly employed t Slosson s Douglas Palker 09 IS home aga n after a year s teachmg near Bolton Kansas Douglas IS qulte d1gn fied s1nce h1s yenture as a pedagogue Estelle Clant 08 s home agan aftel an extended yls t yy th relatlyes 1n the East Wlll Doughetrty 09 IS connectel yylth the Wells B1othe1s Commelc al Companv ID the carpet deoal tment Mlss Bessle Loyy ry 07 has accepted a pos1t1on as bookkeepel vy tl the Kansas Wholesale Grocely Company Douglas Landers 06 has been ap pomted c1ty audltor under the new admmlstratlon Jo McCrearv 98 IS employed by the c1ty as assesso1 o Chas Rammel 09 IS st ll vyorkmg at the smelter Chas IS asslstant chemlst and hopes to become some thmg better IH the near future. 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'. --Loi- . . , .V Y 1 1 U 1 1 l 1' ' I 1 l v 1 N , -' A n sn 1 - T' ' .,T.,.T 11.1- . , u . , . 1 y . , , , . . . . . , . . . , , , . . 1. . . . , D . - THF SPECTATOR 'WRNLIAIS TSRRINUN f N y f 1 fl HERO WEANT HAND f 1 11111711 mu t nom lNjU1l If Ill fl lzonsf r fir ll ll To prove that the days of mlraeles have not passed we sxght you to that beautlful dlaqow qv U11 swmglng Falk and do as sou please chalr IH the offxce Our 1nst1ucto1 conyured some old slats laths and two by fours mto a regular Za If mms s 1lClICL!I?S1 A woman can wear a ton of halr on her head and be ln stx le but let a man wear a wxg and he wxll be the laughmg stock of the whole nelghbor hood Irank Johnston our plogresslve lreshman carpenter has now bullt one of those square P1 ess me sw mg porch eha1rs I+1ank was at work but two weeks on lt o Dud Wellman has 1ust finlshed a fine hbrary table and polnts wlth pr1de at the absence of Innocent's hleroglyphlcs U Thls 1s Dud's th1rd term at the end of the elghth he ought to hax e the parlor furnlshed anyhow 0 The reason there are so many con firmed prevarlcatore lS because some people wlll never glV6 the truth a square deal Common sense 1s the most un tommon lnsanlty s a leak xn a person s w 15 dom tank Vlaklng swlngmg porch than seems to be he1ed1tary w1th the manual students Fw en Wllllam Allm has the manla Qometlmes lt 19 better to be 1 slow gO91 because the fast goer gets the hardest bump when the colllslon comes We dont mean by thls that we recommend manual students to take on the slow go act1on Do not hurry hurry causes waste Do not hurry but hasten o Men seldom have the spare tlme to convmce the women that thev RFP mlstaken o The man who kllls tlme 19 often haunted bw lts ghost o A man reaps what he sows and rlps what h1s wlfe sews o M1ss Freed came ln to see one of the porch swlngs, she sa1d lt was too 78 p , S ,T . lm-M-Mbdgimi Q :i!iAWn lv 'W - . , ' Q' I Y' , 'V l' ll 'l i 'l U N VE: X' llllf ll ll 'f1l V!l'l'll1'l '-'WW ll: l!ll ' l ' ' llfllllllllllallll llll'lll lllllll'wfl'l'l1ll r1llllll ' l ll llIl llllllllll l l Y! 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PHI QI FC lAlOI long Ol coulsc MISS lleed has had mole expcllence wlth polch swlngs than we but oul lnotto IS A long 111mg for 1 long DQIQOH Wc cln mend exclsthlng cxccpt '1 lJlOliGll hc ut lnd the bleak of du Hope max be L good thlllg' but lt docsn t cn zblc us to dellwel thc goods Thc tllsencc ol tmateuls dlm ples IS xelx D1OYI'1lHLllt thls xeal Bluce Bentley CHIFIGS the onlx tluc tlpc of Illsh mouldlng on hls IH dex Ilngcl Just tsk Bluce to sec llll It ls lctt ol h s Ellgttl nall CIOVSS have a lot ot commoll sense f01 thel nexel do ftnx thlng VSltl'l0Llt caws Chlckcn coops wat rlng flflllghs and feed baxes haxe been madc bl some ol the sprlng students Cay lou thlnk ot anxthlng mole D1 lctl ca SIHCC pork has come to such a soal lng p1lC6 QVQIX plg wlll soon be ln colporated Seventx Iixe mole lockels haxe been bullt ln the M T looms to mect the gl owlng condltlon of the depalt ments The excellent work w as done bl the students and thex ale the txpe that cannot be ham! plc! 1 fl Each one 19 COV61 ed wlth coal ee wlre screenlng and besldes glvlng wentlla tlon enables the haughtx D1 ofessor to see the scenes behlnd the screens Cheap cuts of beef ale the best to buy lf xou can find Where thex ale for sale Elmer Morgan has lust completed the frame of a dlmlnutlve bungalow Its too bad Elmer cant plant lt and let lt grow up to a blg one The manual tralnlng depaltment has a mlnlature troublemaker ae Well as a wlndmakel commonlx called an electrlc fan It slts upon ft small Shelf to the rlght ot Mr Conwa5 s desk All studcnts and amateur cal pentels lcqucsted to get busy wlth snecflng dope when Ml Conwax IS Just 1 J it hls c Thc dep lltment has gl own to such an extent that the students have mas tcred 1ll the ID0ll'1tS IH manual llaln lllg tnd lIlfGIlCl to complete wlth the IJOITIQSTIL SCIENCE klddos ae Mr Conw ax statcs that ne expects to selx e led lemon lde IH the near future Bulke Olllck and Lhas Duncan haxe mtde a mlmlc 011 delllck and w nllc the Kutc Kld IS bust supelln tendlng the fllliil Nlanual Tldllllllg' stunts ot the leal tne students takc thell legulal dllll at the drllllng llf lllg gOlHg on dullllg the past two weeks The boys hue been palntlng the new lockcle and Wllsses Boothbl md Rlddle h ue also been seen palnt lng thelr faces befole the mlrror Vlc haxe a fine collectlon ot Me chan cal D1dYKlHg speclmente that would do credlt to ans school We ue lustlx ploud of these d13Vlll1g'Q The Tllllllflg Class, IS tulnlng eggs now lnstcad of pancakes as eggs are now mole valuable and the students ue xerx plactlcal --o lhe Wm VOlk81 8: Lo of Kansas Lltx Mo has sent ue a card of sam ple decolatlxe mouldlngs and thls cald IS on exhlbltlon IH Prof Con wal s oflice The llttle fan looks lnnocent enough but It can 13188 a lot ol brcwe It some men would lnvent a glass that would reslst the poundlng of a hammer Hello Della' Dld you get that last plctule f13.lUQd' o qomebodx sald that the alt of con xersatlon le dead IH Amerlca But f lou bellexe It telephone the lnsul mce agencx r 1 3 1r1 rw 9 41 1 11 1 , 11. 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THE SPECTATOR State Unlversrty and rf carrled out C H S yy1ll undoubtedly 1o1n next term Thc best materral IH the school w1ll be chosen to represent Coffey ulle and manv rnterestmg debates w1ll be held with surrounding high schools The team ought to be sup ported bv an enthusrastrc band ot rooters and no doubt yyrll be We Wm a baseball game and that proves the superiority of our phy srcal dexterrty over that of another school We Wm a debate and that proyes our mental superrorrty Both sorts of athletrcs are essentlal to the happy medium 1n a hrgh school and should be mterspersed with hard study We stand for athletlcs always and belreye that rt should be encouraged by the board and faculty and endorsed next erm Two interesting chapel debates have been given this year The first was grven in November and was very humorous The quest1on was R solved That ambrtron has done the world more good than harm The affirmative side was represented by Ruth Boucher and Walter Carpenter the negatrve by Alrce Badgeley and Harold McGug1n decided rn favor of the negative 8 to 7 After thls the debatmg fever ran so hrgh that we were forced to abandon debates rn general for a whlle However Miss Bucher and Mr Carpenter hereby throw out a standrng challenge to Mrss Badgeley and Mr MCGUg1H wh1ch rt rs to be hoped w1ll be accepted some time wrthln the next two years The second chapel debate grven Feb 4 was the result of a challenge thrown out to the entire school by Braum Bentley and Ruth Bucher It Was accepted by Arthur Miller and Sula Clarke The question chosen WHS Resolved That Woman Should B6 Granted Equal Suffrage W1th Man Miss Bucher and Mr Bentley Ullheld the affirmatrve, whrle Miss Clarke and Mr Miller represented the negatrve The debate resulted rn 2 unanrmous decrsron for the afiirma UV6- This debate attracted wrde Sllread attentron, and consrderable The debate was space vyas grvcn to rt 1n the crty papers Cotteyyrlle recentlv challenged M C H S to debate and our worthy rfyal refuscd wh1ch 18 a blg white plume rn the debator s cap We then challenged the Chanute High school and were lrkeyyrse refused Plume numb r tyyo Hoyyeycr yyc confidently expect to haye the pleasure of meetrng these worthy foemen IH wordy conflrct next year rnd here s to many a yfctory for C H S 'IHC OPCHLS'l RA The fourth successful year of the orchestra has rust passed findrng it bfgger better and yyorkrng harder This organrzat on has been somewhat handrcappcd by the absence of the slxde trombone and thc bass yrolrn lntercst la ged for ayyh le during the PfRbt unsprrrted vyrnter months but spring finds the muslc makers back to work, practicing for the graduation exer crses The officers for thrs year are Instructor Robert P Scovrlle Presrdent and Concertmerster . . . 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IHF QPFC l ATOR z -ff' fCc'?l.E3'3 v 9 I 44461 1 WAV 6' 1 1 Q41 I llllllllll ew Pomefizcdclenc I iaclzfal folly halls to Zfff fozmda fm7Z.s The depa1tment tullltd out a finc nut cake last week fill wh1ch thc Staff can appropllatelx thank Mlss Ise Even the dellcate MCC ugln ate lns large helpmg and plonounccd xt 10 per cent better than any of moth r s We haxe been expectmg some thmg excellent from M1ss Isc fo1 some tlme but when lt came lt lcally surpr1sed us as lll the words of Clzzllc vou could have lay cd us flat mth a lead plpe 'Vhss Ise at trlbutes the supleme quahtv of the cake to Rea Pattelson Vhlhng Com pany s hxgh grade of floul and recom mends lt to the housewlxes IH the future tense -lo Anothel feature of last week was the servmg of dmners Exery glrl could mvlte one guest outslde of school 1f she would pav fo1 that d1n er Week before last was anothel d1n ner servmg week S1x g1rls of the department prepared a quant1ty of dellclous strawberry shortcakes for Prof Kennedy Sir Brltton and Su permtendent Q1ncla1r All pronounced It palatable except R Y who walted untll the next day to eat hls After carefully covermg the pastry wlth heavy cream he found the cleam Soured Was man's appetlte ever so dlsappolnted before? o A You me and the othel fellow lunch was served Apr1l 29 to the verv Sstlmable personages named below D E Br1tton, C. 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Conway, R Y Kennedy hsthu Ileed Anna Han cock and Qtella Ise tFaculty chll dren J At the aboxe named feast the gal lant Kansas Kld Konway modestly offered to came the symng chicken Conw ay stabbed the chlcken then the chu! stabbed Conways dress shut and tleated the clean table cloth hkewlse Conway says lt was the spmzqzfsf chlcken he ever saw He added that the ch1cken was not too tender fo1 h1m but he was too tender fo1 It lo qalpzfon was the new and or1g1nal dlsh compounded last week The lady of the depaltment tells us It IS a f1u1t concoctxon It had an orlglnal taste anvhow fYumJ Ap11l 26 found the g1rls servmg st1awber1v 1ce Th1s IS somethmg extl aordlnary although they have Ise everv day Some of the glrls were beatmg on dxshpans the othel day whlle ye boss was upstalrs and the Manual T1a1n1ng 1nstructor across the hall thought lt was a band of young suf fragettes beatmg for votes -o At a recent banquet Porky M11 ler and Sam Carpenter were sent out aftex m1lk They got It A whole bottle of sour mllk 0 The sewmg classes are maklng their own dresses Each and every girl f Y if W J K J . 85 , Q 1' V Q . 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ZH! f- J Y 'lT-Tl-EM ,l'l' -I TH' I fc' X T+. 4' -'1' I ak 'L j'g its 3 'T all ff M lajllll3 ,l lux i Durmg the past xeu athletlcs m C H S have declmed cons1de1ably Football vt as tabooed by the Boald vv hose actlon had the effect of lather dampelng school spult and espec1al lv athletlc enthuslassm C H S had excellent mate11al fol one of the best football squads lf not the best evel orgamzed ln thss school Our basketball materlal both guls and boys lS knovxn to be of the very best A few ofthe old stals had returned to school and there were many momls ng new ones Thele fo1e lt was a clushmg dlS3.DDOlI1f ment to the teams who had organwed early n the fall to find that basket ball too must practucally be aban cloned on account of the exolmmtant prlce asked for the rental of the Coll seum hltherto used by the teams for the games No other bulldmg could be found and as vte d1d not want to buy the Collseum but merely 7I7Lf lt vve were forced to relegate basketball to a place among the glorlous has beens Two games were plawed, however, and resulted IH one vlctory and one defeat for the locals Havmg wal loped our ouerlmonzous slster berg, one small vlllage entltlerl Tndepenfl ence. we were famrlv satxslied But blood IS IH our eyes, and the old thlrst for spol stlll remalns Quelled, but not conuuered, we are s1mplv llvmg untul autumn, 1910, when the portals of C H S wlll open IH a blaze of glory, and, lf It please the hlgh om 'Q' l '1' I if X all f '1 NEW mpotents the basket ball vandals go forth to vanqulsh many a worthy foe Plofessor Kennedy has promlsed that he w1ll endeavor to put athletm upon a firm basxs next year and en courage games vt henever posslble Our outlook fO1 10 11 IS therefore very brlght We lose some of our most powerful players ln the gradua t1on of the 10 class Rucker Mlller and Rlddle are fast players and added much to our prestlge IH varlous games However ye tall old tlm ber Al Newman IS st1llw1th us and w1ll be for some txme to come In basket ball Mlss Rlddle lS especlally swlft and among the remammgs are Mlss Georg1a Hal sey sald last year to have made more goals than any other glrl ln the League Edlth Stuckv and Edna Cox Bertha Rlddle showed up splen d1dlv the first of the term 1n practlce work and wlll no doubt soon be Rosma s equal We are determmed to have basket ball next term lf the Spcctatm Staff has to bulld a rmk from McGugm'S surplus, and that's all there are to It if o On account of the annual bemg lushed to press we are unable to glve a detalled account of each 1nd1v1dual game The boys played Independence twlce, and both t1mes were defeated They gave the County Hlgh School bunch a run for then' money, how 88 1 fi E-ililsrieiiv-Twfgifgfglg Tw-.,-Lznlului 4.ailgafsgllrz-lwf livflujigrlmfafw 1 i9rU1:vm'mf9uf:,fntJ Q1 :HTH J Huw EMQJFI filriltl 1 , v-H011 E A 0 A' T V V .JV , ,M ,K , -H-, , - v T--o--1 .fn -mf mn an ua u- ln. un lg . . 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I' ' ' 1 ' 1 1 '11 X' -1'1 W- F11-11' 2 ' '1111 O-Q- Av l 1 Akv v nv 1. bv J 1 'I' 1 V' 1 v 1 L 1 'vi 1 C 4 'I 1 A 1' 1 LY ' ,, K 4 K . 'X' ' ---0--- V2 .-HH ' 'V 1 J .Du V K. . ' . . K - ' 1 ' ' ' 1' . ' 3 1111 ' 'f ' ' 1 C1 151- , 1' be ' 'f ' '. -'H 1 ' ' 1'1111 '1'11. ' .' 1 't T 0,-.... Y v - ' THF QPECTATOR I armer Q11 I attx don t 1 ou sec a srgn No frshrn on t csc grounds ' Porky Qure I do but Im not so rgnorant as to fish on the grounds Im hshrn ll'1tl1QflIIf Ask XI alter C and Hans W frgner about those Now att Irncs Crrls ue seldom atrard of armed men The drtterence between fl clock md the unron man rs th rt when the clock strrkes rt keeps on w Jrkrng a grrl s hand we only get the mrtten Tarlor Cm Kentuckyj What sue shall I make your pockets colonel pmt or qzzar t? Wanted To know how Zelma Zu bar and Elsre Stuckey can take care of tw enty fellows a week Soapsuds Eddre Gault All great my entrons are more 01 less rrdrculed It hasnt been many years srnce the telephone caused laughter Mark Morgan Yes and now rt causes profanrty Jack Jones Adam ow ed hrs downfall to an apple Har ry Lowry Yes and I owe m ne to a peach 'Vlrss Freed lrn Englrshj All gemuses are more or less happv Ruth Bucher Iwo they arent erther Im wretched most of the trme Hubert Andrews Say R Y do do you thrnk a fellow should propose to a grrl upon hrs knees R Y Well rf he rloesn t the grrl should get off o Zreg 'tThe motto of our class rs 'Turn Out the Rascals ' Chrllre Well, I guess your class has turned out more rascals than any other ln C tmpbcll I hope I ll sec trmc w hen all tools xrc dead c ugrrr II ll f you do 1 ru h we to come back rn the ghost Srncl 111 frnspectrng, the new brsf ment xrrftngemcntsj C n I through thrs door ' Qtey enson I guess so they tool 1 borler through thrs mornrng C lady s S Cw alkrng rn the country l Is that chrcken 1 Br ahma Harland R No rt s a Leghorn icys y cer tarnly t sure I can see the horns on his ankles IW hoey er Heard a yorce rrng sat on hrs hostess rrght hand I Or romed fl young lady rn a cup of tea'? saw a rafter splrt wrth laughtcr caught a cow w rth a cow catcher I rarsed a roof w rth shouts? dropped hrs ey es to the ground? wrthered h s enemv wrth a look? had hrs heart run away wrth h 1 head I hrtched hrs wagon to a star ran a roke lnto the ground? saw a lrttle prtcher wrth brg ears saw a cat that would grve sexen cents to look at a kmg' Qs Rftgle Your eyes tell me much Cladys Shaw Your breath tells me more Srs Oh heavens Im drscoyer d COn1ons J Rrtcnre Are you burldrng a new house' Carpenter I hope you drdnt thrnk I was burldrng an old one young chap New man McGug1n rs nothmg more nor less than a lobster Fugate How do you make that out 9 Tall Trmber Because he startS out green, but turns red when he gets rn hot water. 96 or . , . 1 1 - U 1 1 W 1 I 1 1 1 '. 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E :-' ' L ' V1 , , A Y 4 Ch ' N 2 A E , F Crowd to The Qdeorm 'wb snow' ti: best am moit up-to-are fnovim DICK W 1 ov' 'P of new of fs of' on In v r s , - , .. 4, ,. - of W .gnu of W .VJM 1 ,- . '51e-,f.1 I N,f. Nr F .V Af. vuffw MY,,,, -Q ,X .r Q new or owe, K .ro -5 ,o on Du A.. N8-v-Lvhffvv ,si fr A A -' Opin wg, .ar,Z...-1. r.. 14,15 VOTT7 ODjiCilOT'x3DA11 Yi L WE SGLICIT AND WILL AAPPRECIATE YQUR PATROVNJACE The Coffeyvllle Gas Sz Fuel Co Offers gas to new mdustrxes at as low rates as can be secured anywhere rn the 'Vind Comment Gas and O11 fl lds If you are desirous of locat mg m Coffeyvllle vmle us for terms We wrll offer you every mducemen! Consistent wlth sound buslne s policy If PM XII DSI! XC Ill l ll lx xx o i - . . Q ' I - , . , A. . Q . 4 - . 4- , a . . . . . 1 x Jl'IYS'l'ILI'IlC I 'llI4'I lIX'Y .mi f iiAJFlQoj.Xf,EQ,'f,LEW.lBEEEQ1R Y 0 U Siieverrnls Elleeltrrie Company CONTRACTQRS AND ENQCAIINIEIERS All Kinds of Electrical Repair Work Promplly Done. HOUSE WIRING A SPECIALTY. Wholesale euooll Retail Eleelofieal Supplies Phone Mann 9 114 West Eighth Street COFFEYVILLE KANSAS e an assure you of a square deal while Iradmg Wllh us Sixteen ounces to the pound four peclcs to the bushel No bargam sales days Always the best good at falr plxces WIN flncl ln our store a COMPLETE S1OCK OF STAPLE an FANCY GROCERIES CAL 12' CHAS CLOSSEN 920 South Walnut Phones 636 and 580 WHEN YOU NEED FRESH GROCERIES and MEATS PHONE or CALL My Motto .xlclc Sales and Small Profits J B G 0 R D A N U05 Flm Street Phone 327 To MCGUglH C C ot 1 talkmg machme He loves to hear rt s gentle xx 31 ble WU1 house' He loves It s gentle flow es H I to vvmd hls mouth up C VS hat d1d x ou pax fO1 It I e oves He loves to hear It go D E B Nothmg I mauled lt , ..... i ' 1 I . s s ' . ' 'I' ' cl You : HQ.. .. ' . C. .-U lf 2 ' ' il . , V - '77 K . , - , V . . X ' 'L ', D. E. B.-- Y ..,' ' , C. .-U 7 ' ,' j '. ' U ' . 11' ' A , . . .-' , . MARRY THE GIRL WG F ul' H1811 the IMIOIHG f,? z' E Th k Watch the Qld Folks ev new and ap precl te the comforts of a Well Furmshed Hom Why not have one of your ow n7 Well help you get It A neatly furmshed home IS not so expenswe We arrange so that lt IS yours and the way to pav IS so easy you can not afford to Walt Try It FERGUysg21l BRos. y V I I . ' A A V' R, V, . 4 .I A . , . ,511 'Q' ff. ' 'Lf ' ' f f-f il I 'C . ., on Y l i Q N ,. I . RRR .1 ' K 0 1 . . n . . . 1 . . If You Use FFU1tJBFS USC BALL JARS Coffeyvllle Kansas U E3.A The Best Jars Made and a Home Product Made in v 7 Cafe Cziy Sieam Boiilmg Works jULEb GILLET P p Corner Seventh and Sprmg Streets Telephone 156 Cojfeyuzlle Kansas Ab Nexxmfm Xou knoxx thxt B So xoul QHO1 s to goat on dollfu xou loaned me ' tue b se b Ill team xx ue I1 Llltlh H Slillllltfl lNot noxx l11f1OClLL6 fu P 10 hex xc t Jake Nelson l loxe mx la use ball Lne zsx l LS the hcfxfl that numls '1 but nh xou hmx' lan cut Help Your Molher Siualenfs As school closes and you hegm enyoymg your vacation thmlc of you mother hy buying one of our 25C buckets of Chill or a few of those celebrated Chxclcen Tamales and save her heatmg up the house on a Sunday evenmg When down town of an evemng and are hungry drop rn and sec Pat you re always welcome Phone 1 770 Frrst Door West of Truby s ,l P Moran All Students Lzke Mzllg Shake me 365' M 'f Shake made and rn All Flavors al Also a fme lme of Candy :Che l d t k f th Fgllnfsa svaiodfvardi K Iondylge Kandy Kzfcfzcn Butter Scotch BEN REWER P p I l . I l . . Q I I I i , ro . . A . 5 t7 v 47 y v - . 4 v 1 ' A , . e l , ' -' 1 R. .-' I t. f1 .VY . , , ' llenx f 1 vi- '1 ' ,g1 1 . . , ci. c . W ' 1 K6 Y ,, ' , , KB , t .- 1' C' l M- Oh 1 t 'fra tm-'x Y 7 7 1 C ra N va me. lemon. -1oMA- -N--o--- ,.,,A' A, ff v YVZA., . y 7 Lf . H51 f,j sz. 4 , , . . . U O I I ' . . 9 . . . 7 . . . , ro. If you are not msured do lt today INSURE. WITH gyms 'EX fxin -S The Earth for 216 Phone 42 5s 4? 'MGCW ORGAX' JOHN J KLOEHR JOS V KLOEHR CHAS KLOEHR H R B R O S KLOE Llvery, Fe ed and SaIe StabIe PHONE 50 BEST LI VERY IN THE CITY WALNUT BETWEEN NINTH AND TENTH NERVE C-RABTR 907 1 2 Walnut Street Thrs heaIt Nerv Free Consu CHIRO Lady ma few moments become a Irfcless form AItho the h longer stoma Iabors What absen Force lrfe a there Nerv Ne the sp the nerves to normal, thus producrng perfect F ORCE IS LIFE expIa1ns how a strong actrve body may ugh no vrsrble change has taken place eart has ceased to beat the blood no Hows the brain IS dormant the Iungs ch Irver and Icrdneys have ceased their What IS this marvelous change? rsthrs element rn the Irvrng that tm the dead Th answer rs Nerve Wrth pIenty of Nerve Fore there rs nd health Wrth IlttIe Nerve Force rs sreltness and chsease Wrth no ' e Force there rs death 1' rve force rs shut off by pressure from A 4 me We adjust the sprne and restore T 0 Ziff h We make a specxally of Female, Q I A ous and Chrome diseases Itatlon and Examination by EE Er CRABTREE PRACTIC SPECIALISTS Phone 934 Practrtroner rn Attendance L6 fti ' 44 93-1,3-, E ', . . ' X 'ft ' 77 I ,- , ' I wif I I . rr I ' IN E ,A F , f ,- T - A 1' ,Xxx , in-1 A N -- 4,7 ' ne, ., E nn, , , V -f r., , f' , We WW H f e-+- . Leif- w . ' , 1- - - - H . v 1 , , fx g - ' .,'. - 4 1 c ' . . 4 ' 4 ts' -' f , 9 'n' Q . '-Q in 1 3 ' 1 .O f I, I V 3 ' ' ' A Q. U rs 1:5 . e 'b , D . . E , . e . . 5 When You Have a Spe Qual Disease s ISQJEQC ll 11 IL 11 s 111 We are speclallsts IH all cllseas s of the Bloocl Slveln Nerves Kldneys Llver Stomach and Bowels DISGSSCS of Men and Women Qur New Metod cures even after all others have falled and the cost of a cure IS no more than you pay for an ordinary treatment CONSULTATION AND S10 X RAY EXAMINATION FREE ew Method Specialist Institute 2.5311 ff'5fl's?t'eet Coffeyville, Kansas OFFICE HOURS 9 12 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 p m S d 10 12 only 1 2E i ?i P 1E4. if 22553fffffiiiiiilfi l .- ':1:-. - 27235575 fr -1 SEL- 2' - A e Z :5:5?fia??5: .- :'f1?4ff'fi, O O 21 ,. A O 0 Q' Q Q O WHO EAAMINE5 ALL CASE! 1 1 1 1 1 F E R S O N A L L Y v v Y . O k.f 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 EWUEIJEIIUEIIEE iBusinrss ann illlrahes Qllullege E New College Building ancl Gymnasium wizmz Piiomi-3 OR coiviiz Now Phone 374 Preseni locaflon over P O fB ld Sen f P Ooefelcl Treasurer E G Befz President The Mecca Hoiel Barber Shop Eames! A Smzlh Prop The Szlurzan Springs S aizng Rm FoR THE BEST Tiiviia or Youifz Lima Skafzng and Dancing Every Evening 111 The Best and most Completely Equipped school in the southwest. ill Practical, Actual Business throughout. ql very one of our graduates are filling good positions. J . . . New ui ing, Comer 7-Jenn and Laurel . . . , . . , Traveling Jlffen are fhe Mos! 'Particular People on Earlh does worlf for I em. If ou wan! Parlicular Barber Work, lhen let lhem do your work loo .-.. ' 9 I . U O O ,..-V' R f-Wx ffff, X-an U 4 -'W 10 h, 'S' Ei I R50' e uw 1-v-QFQJ' E f. mm? T u.mu:S45 1' L N . gc U im CGI? Its JEQAKVHILJLE OFFEYVILLE almot rn Oklahoma but strll rn the Qunllower State rs often called the Cate Crty to Oklahoma and the entrre great Southwest She rs al ojustly termed the lndustrral Crty of Southeatern Kansa The Cnty has never experrenced a boom but her average yearly mcrea e for the past nrne years has been over 1600 and her populatron rs now 20000 home folks vxsrtors and transrents not counted Thrs phenomenal growth has been due entrrely to the mllux of factorres drawn to this sectron by the great Held of natural gas offered for fuel and to Coffeyvrlle becaus of her geographrcal loca tron and rarlroad facrlrtres Coffeyvrlle rs served by one rnterurb n and four great steam rarlway systems wrth a total of erght lrnes extendrng out rn every drrectron furnrshrng easy access to all the prrncrpal towns and crtres of the Unrted States As an rndustrral city Coffeyvrlle pomts wrth prrde to her already large lst of mdustrres over srxty rn number consrstmg of Hourrng mrlls brrclc plant tlle factorres wrndow glass and frurt Jar factorres orl rehnerres etc whrch furnrsh employment to over 3 000 men Berng the home of pavrng bnclc the crty rs a model for street pavrng wrth over rl r ty rrrrlcs of clean solrd streets to her credrt And speakrng of cleanlrness do not thrnlc for a mo ment that because Coffeyvrlle r a fact y town her slcres are clouded wrth smoke ard her burdrngs meared wrth oct for uch rs not the ca e ard exceptrng that made by trams pa srng through moke rs never seen Thrs rs due to the u e of natural gas for fuel whrch rs furnrshed to factorres at 6 cents per thou and cubic feet and for donsestrc purposes equally as cheap rn proportron Coffeyvrlle has munrcrpal ownershrp of e ec trrc lrght plant and water works has a 65 O00 Crty Hall S250 000 worth of school prop er'y and as much rnve ted rn church property Congress has approprrated S75 000 for a new postofhce the crty has voted to support a Car n gre lrbrary and rs rn lrne for an approprra tron from the State for the bu1'drng and mam tarnrng cf an armory whrch wrll al o be u ed as a conventron hall No place to go rs an unknown phrase rn Coffeyvrlle for wlth one of the best up to date opera hou es rn the Southwet five electrrc theatres two parks two arr domes ne nata torrum fwrth slcatrng rmlc dancrng pav l ron ball park tcnnrs court rn rde and out rde swrmmrng pools etc therer always somethrng dorng All classes of rndustrres are mvrted and we come to Ccffeyvrlle and persons dernrg to locate manufactuung enterprr es or eekmg rn formatron as to Coffeyules de rrabrlrty as a place of resrdence wrll recerve prompt and courteous attentron by addressrng the COFFEYVILLE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE . . . ,, , S , S O! . . . ,, . . ., , . ,, . H .I . . . S 5 . S Q c , ., - , , rt . . . . . . 5 c c .c , . - C . ,, . . e .. S , ' s . I . . . ' Y 9 ' S . 1 . rr n . . . . . . ' . , 55 ,- 7 i - Q . , c . 1 - s 9 - . - .. , c . . , Q . . . . . - . .. , I , : S c, . l . . . . H ,, . . r Q n 5 , ' ' S S , . . . . . . . A - 1 v -s -sv 1 , 1 ... X , . , v ' 1 5 7 . . . . . J . U . . or Q . . - I 'Y ! I ' Y 3 ' ' I ! 'Y , . . .' , 5 4 - Q - , :. ., .. . . . . . .I , . . . , . ' . 5 n - s v ' - . N 1 1 . ' ' s . Q Q, SUMM E R SCHUQL Do you wlsh to know more about Bookkeeping Penmanshrp Shorthand Typewrrtrng Busrness Papers Commerclal Law Cor re ponclence Spellrng rn short all branches of study that com prrse a Frrstclass Business Educatron3 Dont fall to attend OUR SUMMER SCHOOL INDIVIDUAL IN STRUOTION A Scholar hlp for erther department S50 00 good for day or mght school Rates for specral studres furnrsh cl on apprcatron For further mformatron Telephone 510 or Call at Coffeyvrlle Busrness College 815 Union Street Coffeyvllle Kansas Kalser 5' Prager Clgar Company Bonlta Chocolates 906 Walnut Street 6 AHTGFICHII Tea Co Importers and Roasters I'I 1 g h G r a d e Teas and Coffees LIBERAL PREMIUMS GIVEN Stores COFFEYVILLE KANS TULSA OKLA INDEPENDENCE KANS Agents rn Frfty Towns rn Kansas and Oklahoma 40 page Catalogue for the askmg I t Y l Y V - S 9 -Y 1 ' . . . . . . I . 5 l l . , . . . . . P V . . 9 u 0 . . 1 ' Th v ' A ,H W L, We .,,, ,,irE,,,ggQ,,-sr V flncorporaledj , , - , , WYYY W, Y ,,,V ,W ? .Y T . , Win, ,,, ,, ,,,, , ,,,, ,, I 'Y ' 7 -I 1 ' With every requirement in Laundry equipment supplied, we are able to serve you in a manner beyond xeornparison. We are your bosom friends. 9 Relleert e Laundry 122 Wo th Str, Phone 5 VACATION FINDS GOODRICH AT Ready to serve the high school boys in the same high grade work that he has during the school term. Try a massage from our Baker Vibraler, which won the prize at the St. Louis VVorId's Fair, I904 .... J B, .'l2 Breathcs tlicre a man with soul so Sam C.- Whats Mfss lse cutting dead the tails ofl' them fowls fo1 ?'I He never to himself has said Porky,'-HAW, she's giving a din- As he stubbed his toe against the bed ner today, and she says it's swell to D-I D-I I D-I I I I' have Cock tails upon the tablefl --0--- ---o--- Chillie-I'This is impossible, lone VV.- Day bicalqs without fall- Brother Walter- You mean im- ing. probable, don't you ? Pat-t'Yes, and night falls, but it Chillie- I meant it can't be did. doesn't break! WQRTU QF VAIJJE FQELEVERY DOLLAR Q SPEND.-QTHIS WE PROMISE. The Jerelanmlglerea Drug Ce., HARRY IORDAN Y' P. B. FLOREA llmlhene 29 1203 W., Niiznfzlm Street Phone 1816 710 Union Street . si Agency for Yale, Reading and Standard if 'ig Motor Cycles Corner Blcycle, Gun and my is A Supply C0- Dealers in Bicycles, Guns and Sporting Goods. Repairs a Specialty -W-Situmdleiolitseg Who Want the1r fr1ends t remember them IVC the fr1ends the1r portraut made at he Dawg Stulelne Why Dewalt Yeung? ' ' 0 6. 9 6 4 . , - - - O O O Engravrng for College and School Puhlroatrons HE ahove IS the trtle of our Book of Instructrons wlnch 1 Io ned to the staff of each puhlrcatron for whrch we do the engravrns Thus lzoolc contarns I64 pages IS prolusely rllu trated and covers exery fha e of the engraving questron as rt would Interest the taff of a colIeg,e or school pulnlrcat on The bool: rs not sold and IS loaned to only tho e havrng cor tracts wrth us No advance rn prrce on account of the Ioan of the bool: Full des rrptron and mfo matron as to how to ohtaln a copy of thrs valuable lnool-1 wrll h sent to any one interested HALFTONES COLOR PLATES ZINC ETCHINGS DESIGNING Etc For College and I-Ilgh School Annuals and Perrodrrals Also hne copper plate and steel die emlyos ed statronrry such as Commencement Invrtatrons Vrsrtrng Cards Fratermty Statronery Etc Acld Blast I'IaIItones All of our halltones are etched hy the Levy Acrd Blast proce whlch lnsures deeper and more evenly etched plates than rt rs pos rble to get by the old tub process thus rnsurlng best possrble results from the pnnter The engravrngs of the Spectator were made by us Mall orders a specralty Samples sent free rf you state what you are especrally mterestcd rn Stafford Engravrng Co Artrsts Engravers Electrotypers Engravrngs for College and Schoo u rex tons a ecra CENTURY BUILDING INDIANAPOLIS, IND T V T . . Y . .i .5 A ,' A s ' ' V, 3 ' l ' A it f ' ' 2 . . . S . I V. I . We Malree a Specialty of . S . I 7 ' ' ss, ' ' A . . S. , . T I L A lpI3I'tt' Sp 'Ily Lnaduatc- fx n a Lm e m 0 gg x Roy T Osborn Qdn lulalz for 5 Land Iwerm as I YOIDII? udgz cf Wont men County lxan a Ed Love Qdl ldld3lh f I a 5 6 N1 mtg muy Q munlv INDEPEXDENC L KANS XS Thos J Flannelly C VNDIDAII POR JL DCE OF THE DISTRICI COLRI INDI-PENJDENCF KANSAS H' s 5 I x' rs, V' C Hr-niale' '97, La x 'UU f' c V ' ' ' fn V A J z J v 1 . go 4' f , V s 5 ,-Xttul'n:'y at Lam f1Of I'-EYVILLE., KANSAS i' I ' cf Fcgond Tr-Im S ,fh rifi. 1 c no ' XL I' 4 1 . 1 Revzszon 0 Taxes Downward I Ilflxl X5 I X5 Xl Sq' Xl 1 N DXIIN XIIKIN Ill 1 GDYI NNI I Nl PIIII Il' 1' I XNIPBI I I 1 DX lllN ill I IDN! I INS X NI PXRSI DNS NIH ill! NCDXIINX 11X tbl Nl! Rl I XNIX I XNSXN M J VVILLIAMS COUNTY TREASURER EE THE BGWMAN REALTY CO FOR SNAPS IN REAL ESTATE We Always Have Then Hav Pnvat and East VH Mon y To Loan on Lens QI Snort TIIne We Wrlte Insurance of All K1HdS for the Best Compames The Bowman Realty Co. fsuccessore to Barnes Really Co J 814 Walnut, upstaxrs Coffeywlle, Kansas I WWYY' W Y Y I . . I l CANDIDATE FOR I REPUBLICAN NOMINATION FOR I R THEP . . . Y I I I I CLYDE KNOCK a dndale for econ Term as CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT Of Montgomery County antai Independence, Kansas sm fix: XNH DS SIxINNl l N I D 4 1 xx :xxsxs I liXIx . ICON IIKXI 'S ll 'H Nluxufnn c1HXlX pm, T nu Hal R. Clark Rcpzzfvlicull CLI7lLllvLlllft' flu' .SCCUIIKII Term for Cuzuxly f1!!urrnQU llifx Your Supprvri llIt1L'D6'IIQ,8fICt', KOI1SU.S A D Hzleman Republnan Candrdale or Counlq Clerk Cfzerryvale Kansas W E Zlegzef Candzffale or urfge o lhe D1slr1clCourl Cofeymlle Kansas .V .f K, .fjsf Ask Your Grocer for Sunflower Crackers Manufactured by THE KANSAS CRACKER 8: CONFECTION COMPANY lndependence Kansas Robert P Seovnlle PRQFESSQR QF MUSHC Musne Furnnslneel For All Qeeasnons LEADER OF JEFFUR GN 1' IFAHNRE Oliehffl W2 x S as Dune a Teacher of VlOlln and Orchestra lnsllfufnenl al 0 Mandolln and Gullaf teacher of Cornet and all Mrlrtary Band lnstruments Sluclred Vrolm and Harmony m Lerpsrg Germany under l-lerr Wrll A Rounds a pupll of Hans Slit studied Cornet under Cecrl Forder Cornetrst wrllm Barnum Sc Barleys crrcus a puprl of Herbert P Clark of Sousas Band Phone 5332 Stuelno, 562 E th St Coffeyvnlllle, Kansas I Y O O O O O CD49 'n11Fg,7'aV GRTFQT W QWQ X 'mired rx, 'rwxrrrlgr Q f pm an 5-wwf fn, ,ce MQMQ, JQ 9 .,r,. nr My ' A s ,ff ff QTFM ,Marr X.-. E v Nfl' ' eil CQ?i..fc5jyUg4Le Ca,1r,ns:1?4gl sg 5 , , , - , I , . - . O O 8 0 l x f I I The Cojfeyoille Mercantile Co. i Wholesale Grocers t Jffanufacfurers and Coffee Roasters I3-I5 E. 9th St. Phone 254 l I furnish the paint usechoilfgofotev the highrjiomjf Welles. YOU Monarch e Paints would have been the proper thing but our office closed too soon. , -.-M ,,,, ,W , ,U , . , ,,,,W,,,,,,,,,j, ,, , W t Howevengigpeni to you. Corner lnmencl give usichqince to convince you, The Meiz Lumber Co 502 WALNUT TELEPHQNIL 577 WE MEET ALL TRAINS PHONE I3 CABS RUN ALL NlGl1I' Phone Us for Cfhcxal Tram Time Carnage and Baggage 0 K Carnage and Baggage Llne DAVE KOHLER P p New Livery and Boardmg Barn r 3 E y ooh 'lr FORGET Koolellais and Kodak Suppllnee at Keane S cut Blaum out wlth A1tf1 place Atoms that so lnfxng peoplt ut Harland R Ewen one thought I lolovxn to' was gomg to untill I met MISS Shaw R Y Vt hx It s mst the ot lil 10h xou deacon' Q0 you re a slde of Effigx the plfxce xx hele 0 cou1t1n old scout tooth many people axe hflnged O 1 . l' I , ro . Ba n, 30 ast Sth Street Coffe ville, Kanfas T V' 9 o Soph.- I rio wish some one would C. C.- Say, R. Y. where is that . N r' f- 1 .V y S7 L. C lv 92 'J , 1.4: Y I , 1 57 ' s ' g ' , f. . . .--1' 7 lf, 'K' ,' s lf' 9 -Y - K .Y 'Y .71 C Y ' S as , ' v , as Y , as , . c . 5 YoungMen s New Sprzng Goods HATS SHIRTS UNDERWEAR NECKWEAR ETC EFORE you bl y any oflne alnov good yor no ld See what fgood Llolodale slyle and dlallly we are SWOWIUQ We lzavetne famol Eollos Snrrls In Arrow Brand Collars B V D and Cooper Underwear and ln Well Known Rlval Hats Come ln TODAY and ee what we are offerlnq You wlll be agreeably mror ed al the UD lo dale lyle and 'ine moderate once f B IQHN CON EAZZZQXMZR f2l Wes! Nznlh Sl HtadColdBth HghCl Wrk PI Xl X li XPISNIQ SIU ll' gk I If Xl! Slflll MREASTONPpt 8 WltStt CHANGED HANDS Under new manaement but sllll servlng wholesome food and catering to Hlgn fonool Plrplls Try our Cnlll The Midway Cafe 922 Sonth Walnut Street Coffeyvllle, Kansas 7 o , 9 Y Y ' r l ' P e ,eg l ll J , ' - S I, X , 3 o L. L5 ', ' , . . .. S A G ' . . Q A ,K 2 . . - . U ' A is - v ' 5 . Q Q s LJ 'R o n a s i - ass o manship V ' 4 A4 AA A 1 A 5 Y 1 1 17 1 , 41 I4 n K A . . , ro rie or 05 anu ree If You Want Bread-Not Wind-- Go to the Qld Reliable Roesley BAKERY 127 West Nmtlm Street The JUHCTIOD Drug Store THE TTQME OF DIKES MEDICINES Phones 276 Q' 425 Nlghf Sfudy Wlll dlsapp ar now that vacatlon 1 STAR THEATRE THE COOLEST PLACE IN TOWN THE BEST PICTURES AND SUPERFINE VAUDEVILLE Ad 10 L ooo nas v Corner t anut 1 0 ' ' D ' ' v -i i' here- Spefld a pleasant hour CVEYY eVeITTng at th Koiiage Kancfy Kzichen For Ice Cream, Co 11 Czgars and 7 obacco Sodas ana' Sundaes Drzn 5 lll W 81h Sir1ef L111L BILBD 011111 111111 1111 100111 he be 1 IS M3011 1111111 1111 111111 11 11111 11 1 111 L1 1 1 111 111 1111 1111111011 1111111 111 N1 11111111151 1 Lt N0 111.1111111311111 111011 1111 111 111 111 11 111011 11111 11111111111 1 -X111 10111 11111 11 5111611111111 111 IS 1110 H1 1111111118 111111 11011 1011 111 1 1 1101111 Q11 1 1111111 1111111 1 001111 11111 10 N11 L111 1 1e11 111 111111111 1101 1111XPH 190 H 11 lew 1111 110111 01 H110111 1 1 11g111 11011111 11111111111 111111 1110111111 1111111 1 111 1111 1 1111 1101111e1 11 111 0111111 1111 111011111 101116 01111 111 11111111111 H111111C11 D0 1 011 11111111 1 11011111 1111111 '1 110011 100111111 p111e1 ' 1 11111 s Q N0 110111 11 11 11 1 1111011 11 1011 1011 11 111 110111111111 101 H0111 111 You Gei Square Treafmenf Fl11C13 s Serwce and D 11c1ous 170011 111 11115 Lunch Room and pay on1y reason f oo If ou woud1unc11 we11 1ou11 1un111 ere Besi Coffee 1nz'f1e Gly The Narrow Gauge Resiaurani G 1022 Soulh Vffalnui Street 1 Musa E1ce11e11,11111f 117' aney 1M1111111ae1fy ' O J Q . , -. 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' Y EEQNTIN Gif 5G 5,O,f Q if if if Y+ 7 Ppfvvmaw- The Isham Hardware Comp y Lawn Mowers Refrigerators Garden Tools p VNg,tS Isham Hardware Company PLAZA BLOCK Hle who Int to ttI1e1 at Io OI II11 I1 muse xllke 11 III mx 111 1 I dx lI1e11 xou must co11w1cIt1 ou 1 othm Q IJ II mx IQILIS tl ms fllllll 1 adj EDUCATE YOURSELF TO GO TO THE SMOKE HOUSE BARBER SHOP WILLIAM BIGGERSTAFF Prop Phone 637 123 W 9th St THE HOME OF GOOD FURNITURE THE COF F EYVILLE FURNITURE CO WE HAVE EVERYTHING IN FIRST CLASS FURNITURE MASONIC BUILDING 7 1 . I Our S ec' I Satutmlztn ifh fzI':, ' g tlwrougjl ll Spring ancl Summe , e' attracting enougl tt t' to war' t ' vcsligation. Dau HoGlz1clysJ+ 'I'I1cy say, dear. A511-11t-4'l'111 looking' for tht- mam 11911 ' ' 'X tif' ' gr- look - 1 2 ' . D.IC.B'ftto11- Cullz1g'z'1 j ' IW lla js-N 1 j .' ' 1' is t.'l CN ' gf Iilv ei g llt'II-- j sz wclv. , . O The Shepard gl Cllaanrn lee Company Pure Crystal Hee Only Pure Water Used Machlnery All Modern All Products Fust Llass All Orders Recewe Careful and Prompt Attenhon PHONE 366 R Y Hello lSJClllSfl'1L I IS Co Yea 211 Y Well sn xou 1nd m at p'1pe1s th it the ta1I of Hallex s eomct IS composed of gas Yes but what R Y And dlcl xou notxce that It s meflsulement IS 15 000 000 ITIIICS long, ' Yes su but what R Y Nothmg I 1ust nanted to Qay that lf the astlonomels mels ured lt ulth the mete1 IH ms house It would be 40 000 OOO 000 ITIIILS long., That? all O Shall I blam h1m,'I aeked the st1ange1, And the v1ct1m'Q cou1 age fled, You can't 'cause that's Dan Camp bell, Juat hlt IIIITI on the head U YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN Good Fresh Groceries at our store We will always he glad to recexve your patronage and our two wagons enable us to make prompt delxverles M. V. Deavenport 1022 Walnut St Phone 294 Q O ev,-1 'x 'f'f 'w1 1-. f, f v'w-'-my-Y, fi ,eww w WI' .1..1,,f L, ,, I I .4.I.IIaf i . . . . A . . . gg ' ' 1 nj!! 1 fl , L L ,It L 1 . cc ' , H ., , . U ' 1' 1 v 1,1 ' J R. .- , . , K C tl .1 f 1 ' 1 v' 1 L 1 c L c I I L I 1 2 v ' 4 W ,, as , , I as L , ' cc ' , .' 1 .T 1 ' , ' 1 4 ' - w r LY C L LI P , , JL rin H 1 .'.. . 77 ' '5 ' 5 is . l K v4 . .- , U . 1 ' f 1 1 11 Z 1- . 7 . V T Y 7 ! ' ' Phone i808 Human Half Goods LeRei1fe Beauiy Shop -1 W IN' I I Arfzslzc Hazr Dressmg Scalp Dzseases a Speczaliy Slvampoozng Manzcurzng Faczal Treafmenf If you want to Iouy property of any kmd we have 1t If you want Insurance 1n any I1ne We Wf1IQ lt TI-IE BEAUTIFUL MONTGOMERY ADDITION NOW ON SALE AT CREATLY REDUCED PRICES ONI EASY TERMS YOU CANT AF IORD TO MISS IT IN BUYING A LOT bet One of Our Fme Art Calendars RagIe 5' Curry Loa N t yWo k dAbst acts Ph e 96 1025 es zn I1 S reef C I Swilcfzes Jyfade lo Order from Cul Hair ana' Combings 1 1 . ns, oar r an r on To High School Pupils- QU will soon be taking a part in the Commencement exercises and will want to be properly dressed. You will feel that you are better dress- ed, other people will think you are better dressed, in fact you will be better dres ed if your dress is made complete with a pair of EXCLUSIVE STYLE shoes All the season s up to the minute patterns neat and nooby Just what you want for the occasion They are no more expensive than the other I-:ind Graves 8L Co THE MODEL GROCERY All the Better Things to Ea! Phones 766 ana' 763 5 E03fNlHfll Street The PRODUCERS STATE BANK NOWATA OKLAHOMA WE INVITE You TO START AN ACCOUNT IN OUR SAVINGS DEPARTMENT WITH ONE DOLLAR WE LEND A HANDSOME AND USEFUL HOME SAVINGS BANK FREE TO OUR DEPOSITORS ASK FOR ONE OFFICERS Capital Stools, SEO OOO OO W A CHASE Pr d t ARCHIBALD CAMPBELL V P DEPOSITS GUARANTEED F B REYNOLDS C h BY THE A I REYNOLDS A tC In OKLAHOMA STATE LAW 4 PER CENT INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS DEPOSITED INTEREST COMPOUNDED TWICE YEARLY s , ' , . . ' - - - I . . - 9 , - . . , esi en 4 f , .- res. . , , as ier. . . ... , ss' as ier WHENEVER YOU WANT ANYTHING IN LUMBER or UIICISF S Hal' dWa1 8 Call on the ELMER JOYCE LUMBER CO Phone N 121 Coffeyvllle Kans The 0 K Machmery XL Supply Co MILL AND ELEVATOR MACHINERY r0fEW Rbb SthdBh tg? k T I Eg Sppl Offlce 1013 Walnut Phone 399 Coffeyvllle Kansas 7 T o. ' , - . U Q O Manufacturers' Agents an o ers of E g' s, Boilers, Heaters, Steam Pumps, Pumping Machinery, Ga E g' ll ' Ire elf 1' U l' n nv tl e e 8. I c ' ,L h dC ' Shaf in , ull y dH g P ' g d s, n in ' . . : Y . 1 W mh Bg Seheel Pemmegfnte Handsome Gift eeke AF HCIL fm K t PQMQH CGDCDHK SEOYCSE The Fred Haines Drug Co Prescrzplzon Drugglsis FLIUCQ SOJCIS and Ice CNTGCIITI Dog Collars The Talboi Saddlery Co. 9 73 Walnut St Phone 354 Styllsh Footwear for Men Women and Chlldren h K Morris Shoe Siore 9 C ncement is Herr: and So Are e Wi a i Line of u ine of Spor ing Goo so l inds I for Phone 72 Ill Wes! 915 Slreel Everything that is New in v for big dogs, little dogs black dogs, uyaller' dogafat dogs, slim dogs -in fact any kind of clogs al ni? THE CONDON NATIONAL BANK OF COFFEYVILLE, KANS , AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS, MARCH 29, 1910 RESOURCES Loans and DISCUUHES S448 487 92 2 920 84 3 000 00 102 500 00 27 105 40 5 000 00 303 964 00 55892 978 I6 Overdrafts Furnlture and FIXIUYCS U S Bonds and Premlum Bonds and Warrants Due from U S Treasurer Cash and Exchange DIRECTORS C M CONDON C T CARPENTER W C HALL F S MITCHELL M A E PATTON R K LONG CHAS M BALL The above LIABILITIES CapltaI 35100 000 00 SUFPIUS 40 000 00 UDdlVIdCd Proflts 7 005 -19 CIICUIBIIOD I00 000 00 DEPOSITS 645 972 67 15892918 lo statement IS correct CHAS M BALL Cashler The Deposits o this an are Guaranteed by the Ban ers Deposit Guaranty and Surety Company o the State o Kansas f 7 FLEX! fire JEWELRY AHEAD OF YOU That s w rth I ok g at hen you are fa l gl dlrectlon We have some exceII nt de gn t choose fr m ln e ery style of ornament WATCHES THAT KEEP TIME Are h e from the th nn st to the h h s CI tyIe PYCCIOU and em p CCIOU e ln g e I varlety of settlng Lock at them and n te th pr ces DODD THE .IEWELER 904 Walnut Open Evenlugs W hflt made the De lcon lox e the Sn UI The et1ge1 ehl1c11en LIIQQI Cladts lox ed LHS De te mu know W lse P01 ky M IGDIICCI E B HIIQIQ IS mueh dont 111 the n tme of eh 111tx Kuta KICItJ1160L1S Y s 1nr1 mrrlllf done ftlso A gl11 may be pletty to look wt xt hen she s fat and sho1t 'tt sex enteen but when shes thutx sexen and 111 sp1ead out lts a CIIICTGICIIJE IJIODU'-1 LION C011 Xou IVIIIIIG Lomb11c1'J Po1kx VI ton Ioxe smknessj Ive got It xou ve got It vseve 111 got It the Whole xx orld s got It lt s '1 Common complalnt CI-Ielen ue dldn t know he had got so Wo1 se 1 Census Takel What IS S0111 'nge Iady I M1 y L Ive seen thlltx X10 summers Census Taker How long hun vou been b1lnd'7 I - 3 . , ' ' ' v ' ' ' 1 - - l - - 1 . - ' - , sh ' 1 I , - , , . . - - 1 1 l , - - - , l .. 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I ' 11 The House that Sells Good Furnlture Cheap ,llf fill KTTH' rrr n'rr'rrrrr rrnrf 'W' E WT 1 W f ff El N if if lu, mf .Il l 4 .N l lf itll!! 1 l L M wt 4 ww w Jl!sfg:v '5nHs fumrr n HH Wt lllluu mu I um mm Hmmm Zzmmsmv---mms, Wisdom IS the prmclpal thing therefore get wlsdom but with all the gettmg get under stanclmg The love of money rs the root of all evnl However get all the root you can ancl when you get marrred save money by gettl g your Furnxture t 1331555223 BESSEY BROS 12iftE 3vL?f R H MUZZY Pre ISADOR LITMAN V P D H MARTIN C h The Amerzcan Siaie Ban of Cofeyvzlle Capital S 50 000 00 Surplus l 000 00 Undwlclecl Prohts 2 000 00 Deposrts over 200 000 00 This banle commenced lauslness January Sth, 1908, and IS the newest and fastest growing Bank rn the fastest growrng clty rn Kansas Teachers' Warrarlts Always Cashecl at Par Brlng them to Us Other Directors C J YORK, ELLIOTT IRVIN, C A KEYSER andj H LOWER U l so of ts- e ' YA V J: ni!Ef5E'5-,r 11- r rr'Y' ffl tn-V V-W: Y 4132-41 - V1 :Tiff LA , f-ff WA? i lQQ ?T -'nm' 1 T'A'ftY 'ffm' Y ' -if ' V 'fl Z'f?i2?1 iZif:i5 EJ?f5i5f5-55545 if-f' :?7?' 5 Y ' ,L Wxff-, 31-Qi f: :fog-ff1 i,3: '2T:fS5535:1l '-iiiiifsl ffszl-far-A 'Liv v QT -'ff' ' ff of :Qt --ff 1.-4?21 T 44: . 74 ei VS, f X ' F 'w' 1 ff 7 X'-' - ' . 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Our Terms are Reasonable Always see Us or CITY PROPERTY LAND LOANS U P HAM S Real Estate Headquarters The Southwestern Pamt 8: Wall Paper Co Jbb Pamt Class Varnlshes Brushes Wall Paper and All Other Pamters Supplies All G d Sh pp a P d 123 West Enghth Street COFFEYVILLE KANS f , 7 7 9 1 I I o ers of I S, Y . 7 1 oo s i t urch R' k. We o Picture Framing. When It ls the Best in Millinery You Want TI IICN 111 D TID MARY S. DAVIS 0 3718627 Hastlngs Transfer and Storage Co Household Goods Pianos ana' All Com modllres Stored In Fire Proo Budding No 108 E sl 10th St COFFFYVILLE pp d f A L ghr KANSAS FRANK F MISCH sl soN Blank Book Manufacturers and Printers LOOSE LEAF DEVICES Phone 1196 Polkx w IX R L1 hon mu uehlnt Oh stcp 10112, I I ll xx ught x ou T01 I1Otf11l1g, 'lhe 1111 xoun eleel 'lhe luscloux plum Peunnu 1 p1 unc PERRY SHOT SHOP l INI SIU ll lil 1' XII INK ACROSS FROM JEFFERSON THEATRE Office Phone 9 0 Res. Phones I O C F ' - ' l . ll . Equi e or ll Kinds of Heavy or i Work H' -'U-UEZ.',1l1'.'t , ' 1-'1 ' 1 E Q' 'I q do you Charge to wefgh hogs? bets withered soong MH' 2 - ,Q ' zl Y, I'o1'- ' 1 Q gy. ' 'J' r .' I ' In lj., J' ' 'HZ 1 9. 'F N 4 QQ . I,' 'I 'I 1 ifi The Coffeyvllle Wagon and Carnage Works WAGON AND CARRIAGE RILPAIRQ PAINTING AND TRIMMING Horse Shoemg and Rubber Tlres are our Speclaltles 815 Sprmg Street D F SAACS Prop Phone 810 1 111 Lk 1 lI1N111 11 N Q N 1 1 1 I11 1 1 A 11 11 IX 1 X 1 11111N1x1 1 1611011111111 1111111 11 I1 11 111 111 1 1111 111 1 1e N11N1111 111 1111111 C1I I I X 1 x 111111111111 11 osse S Taller Shop W111 give you Se1,111s11'e11o11111o1f11 They are there Whe-1111 comes to C1othes IVIa1Q111g 910 Walnut Si. O. T. Goodwin, Mgr I I ' ' Q 1 e21sud1:11I igurc W' ' LY ' . . I , . 1111'IQYU--111111111 111112111 111211 1111' 1111 Wz1 11' 1'.-ANI S'111121I1'1JL1111U1' A 3 1 '. 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H 9 o O O O O LL 77 v Shimer Fence and Gates Qfegffe E221 Manufactured at Colleyville, Kansas by The Coffeyville-Shimer Woven Wire Fence 8: Mfg. Co. Young Husband-t'Did you make those biscuits, my dear? She- Yes, darlingf, He- Well, I'd rather you would not make any more, sweetheart. She- Why not, my love? He- Because, angel mine, you are too light for heavy work. T,.i-,O1...l.- Miss P.- Miss Lombard, how does this sound-the 'proposal 7' Miss Lombard- Mercy, I don't know how that would sound. CO, we all know that.b .Ti.l0.T..-T. Ritchie-t'Say, Ruth, is Bee F. a Jewess? R. B.- No, she's a white person. Ritchie- Orch! l I X X I ?..1..OTi.T- Lyman- This is the most villain- ous world I ever saw. Wagg. -'tIt's the best one I was ever inf' ,..,T....Oi,..l. Guy Williams,- Say, kids, write me up in the Spec. so the kids in Nl. C. H. S. will think I'm popular. MCCFUMYS Boole Store 'll We have the only Sanitary Soda Fountain in the city. Only the purest fruits a nd syrups used. Try us and be convinced. We also carry a complete line of Books, Base Ball Goods, and Post Cards. We buy your old school books. MCCfUm7S Boole Sl'.O1 e 904 Walnut Phone 1012 C111l11yv11lcs Greatest C.l1lll'l!I'lg and 511116 3111 1 Etlwinclapp Florsheim Stein Bloch L qystem Thompson W L Douglas Soc1etyBranf1 Sampeck Shoes M1chae1s Sterms Clotlwmg To Know Just W1at the Seasons Smart Sty Are, You Must See Them WE HAR E THEM Nowata ' CJOF11-yvllle Oklahoma Kansas f, f,?,?,f aorulfvc sroki He Who D esn 1 Care for tyl 1 me Une Larcless 1n Buslncss and 1n SLl'l00l Knox Stetson Mallory Glmble Knapp Felt Hats R 8: W Trousers and Qpec1a1t1es Calumet Star and 1: gle Shlrts D 1 1111s 1 L1 Ll X 16 11 ltfl ll IJ -X 111111 11111t111111el1t11 31011 11111111 SQL 1111 111111 1 111 l but 111tl11 111111111 11111 11111 11111 111111111 11111 111111 1111 N-111111181 11 t1111 If 1111111111 1111111111 11111111 ls 111 11 111111 u 111 1 1 flll 1116 11111 1 11u 1 11 11 1 tlkes me 1111 11111 st 1111s 1111 t11e1 111 foul t11111s 1 1111111 1s11111 11 115111 1 1 11111111 1 1 1 111 s N11 s Xl N lf 11111 1 11111s 11111131111 s11111 11111 111111 Pl 111 111 lss 1 1 1 111e s 1 1 s11Us111 Gus Szcfle 5 Cafe 118 Wes! 81h Slreel Cojfcyvrlle Kansas Everylfung Served ln Season Special Parlres Gwen Spec1a1AHenl1on KL Y! 7 Y 7 L' 1 - 1 I 1 1 7 1 les 1 , N A l , H 11 . 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IVIarcI'1 29 l9l0 THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF COFFEYVILLE KANSAS RESOURCES LIABILITIES Loans - - - 554I 672 32 CapitaI - - - SI00 000 00 Overdraft 2 625 I9 SurpIus 20 000 00 Banking Hr use and arcI other Undlvlded Profit 22 5I4 2I Real E. tate I4 000 00 Unearncd Interest Q 547 I4 U S and Other Bond 76 890 94 Dividends Unpaid 4 000 00 C Ii and Night Exchange 429 406 91 CITCU ation 70 000 00 Depo its 838 534 GI Tora SI 064 393 36 Total SSI 064 595 36 FI I1 above statPment is correct Alles! I T WETTACK Preldent ESREA H XV G ty n'ISretyC p yo F S WETTACK W H SHEPARD RESOURCES OVER S1 000 000 H W READ DRY GOODS AND LADIES FURNISHINGS NINIII XXII YS XI NI l SIS Q Q , , , I , , , ' ' ' m I ' ' s, - , I v ' ' n v ' fv V - 5, ' 1 1 ' I .. - . , . 35 - ,' v 1 1 ' ' I Q. - - - V , . I. , , , , . . Q V , . Q' . . . , . ' ' Every Deposit in this Bank is Guaranteed by the Bankers Deposit - - uaran an u om an f Kansas ' ' Y 7 A A . ., , . . . ., , ., , . . . . . . 4. . I . The Supreme Questlon IH PIA Buying IS the Questlon of Qualify RICE rs an rmportant factor wlth most of us BUT we should hesitate to sacrifice muslcal quality A prano rs not purchased every day like most artrcles and should cause qualrty to recerve a very hrgh and most serious conslderatlon The perlectron of the Becker Bros Plano rs due to the lrfe long study by the manu facturers who are fully equlpped wrth the techmcal knowledge of how a real piano must he bullt The tone wnh its sonorous smgmg qualrtres the actlon so carefully adjusted for both dellcacy and hrrllrancy just enough resrstance to Insure the latter and stlll allow fo the softest pranlsslmo a point hrghly apprecrated hy artlsts The Becker Bros Pianos Are pure ln tone Bullt to sing a century Teachers who use them say they are the most satrsfylng and mexpensrve pianos they have ever had any experxence with as they hold therr tunmg better one year than some pianos do three months Come and let us show you the pianos LEVAN 5' HALL 914 Walnut Street Coffeyvllle, Kansas .sb - v v I v v O 1 v 1 s 1 . y Some Facts About Selling pp Property We Can Furnish Buyers for Your Property -Any Kind-Any Where LL our sale men are thoroughly exoenenced real estate men and and you Wlll hnd them at your servl e at all trmes ready and wrl mg to advl e you rn your real estate deals If a buyer or seller you will hncl rt to your advantage to call at our ofllce and let us talk real estate to you Texas Oklahoma Land Co Telephone Us Your Grder Phone 646 lee Cream Depot me at 1 QNX M mxsf 3 l l fc f We are expenenced caterers IU our lrne and our DCllClOUS Creams Sherberts lces Sombets Punches and Brrck Creams are famous for their hlgh grade excellence Order some of our brrclc cream and y u wrll be pleased Try our pasteurlzed bottled cream and mrllc and also our butter and butter milk . 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' 0 n. . 1, 1' ONEY only in safe leeeping when in N A vested in one of our Adler Collegian Suits Latest IH Style and Best in uallty Qur Clothing Department J ' ENTIRE WFST ROOM Gent s Furnishings ADLER S Adler S Coueglan Clothes p h Rdivi Cfllleglan TPY g ' CLOTHING S15 00 to S30 00 MEN S AND LADIES OXFORDS TRUNKS BAGS and CASES bby Sp g Id S C Logan, Snow, Stephens Mercantile Company By Qur Dry Cleaning Process the Most Delicate Fabrics, the Most Dainty Colors Are Not Destroyed Every modern appliance that insures speed and safety has been installed in our plant and this system guarantees you good and prompt ervice Through our exacting sy tem built up by years of study we are enabled to tell you the ex act hour which a contract large or small may he completed We are also in a position to make you an up to date lqailor Made Sut at a low pr ce HAHN BROS STEAM DYE WORKS Dry Cleaners Hatters and Dyers Phone 94 112 W Ninth St DYEINC. REPARING Dyeing is a growing specialty f ' With our long exp rience we are enabled to treat nearly all lfincls of garments Without taking tnern apart X E .X , ' ' ' A l I 4 . 1 , .ic . . ll. 'Q 'Elf i .b:',- , ? 'l I v - - Q 1. L 69 7 V ' f -V ' -LI 'f 1 A I - 4 Q ' ' I 7 lv - . If' . ' i iA,...i-J -J O 7 . . ' , . New ideas in Neckwear, in- cluding the C anticler Red. For o py Sui s see ou' Sus enders, the new e an S in line collars, 2 for 25c, Gloves, P ' Belts, etc. . . y v 1 The no rin eas in Oxfords---Tans, Ox- A complete line of new traveling accessories---new blood, blacks---handsome styles at popular prices. ideas in Trunks---handsome uit ases, etc. . l 7 , ss,,, ,s,s,,s,,,,,,,,, ,, l l i N 0 Ill . . . . . , i' ' s i . . . S . 1 I . , Y ' . . . - - F . ' . -. 1 1, ,,,,, V, ,,,, - , ..,.,..,.. .-,,,,,-c.,..., ... l l l l ' . . . . . 5 ' ' ' ' Ou specialty and our ability o do repairing of 1 . 9 - ' 2 ladies' and gentlemen's garments are as good as any U . i tailor in the city, and we pride ourselves on being in X I l a position to handle the most difficult alterations, re- l lining ol garments, patching, putting on cloth or vel- l l vet collars, etc., at a low rate. WATCH US WATCH US Ready tol GROW Wear For Men Women and Chlldren We are now showmg the most complete and up to date l1ne of Clothmg Furmslnngs and Shoes at popular pnces rn Coffey V1 e Lad1es suxts dresses sklrts walsts corsets hoszery muslm underwear shoes etc Mens sh1rts trousers su1ts hats shoes underwear neckwear etc m all the newest styles Chxldrens dresses boys su1ts hos :ery shoes and everytlung for the httle ODCS Befoe yo by oldlket h o yo the co pare o p ce h pr ces else h re One Pr1ce Pla1n F1gUIeS Sat1sfact1on or your money back THE MODERN W MCH Us Ilutfmers for Msn, Woman WATCH Us GROW a d Ghlldran GROW 9l2Wal tSt Cffynll Kat. u - 1 , , ' ' 1 I , I I I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 , I , l I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 '1 I , , I 1 1 ' , L l r u u we w u i o ave you come in and see what we have to ifer u, n m ur ri s wit i w e . :-: :-: :-: :-4 :-: : 4 I l llll . 0 3 ' C9