Girls Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Butte, MT)

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Mary-I wonder who this tele- gram is from. Casey-Aw, it's from Western Union. I recognize the handwrit- ing. O O O Our Nell says, You may be a dumbell. but you're not the whole gymnasium. O O O Kathleen K.-You know I'm not as dumb as I look. Missie-Of course not, that would be impossible. O O O Clerk-Pardon me, Miss, but you haven't paid for your purchases. Eileen-Oh! I thought this was Ll gift shop. O O 0 Alice-Do you think that air- planes will ever supplant automo- biles? Jay-No. Who would want to park in a damp old cloud? O O O Clergyman tto Amelia, who was playing a jazz piece?-My dear young lady. have you ever heard of the Ten Commandments? Amelia-Whistle a few bars and I'll see if I can follow you. O O O She-Isn't the moon wonderful tonight? He-It ought to be, it cost two bucks a pint. O O O Chem. teacher-Name a poisonous substance. M. B.-Aviation. Chem. teacher-Explain yourself. IVI. B.-One drop will kill. O O O Jess-Why did the salt shaker? Don-I dunno. ' Jess-Because ke saw the spoon holder. Page one hundred two Shirley-How would you like to have a pet monkey? Ann-Oh-This is so sudden! O O 0 Howard-Pass your exam in French? Alice-Well, you see it was this way- Howard-Neither did I. Shake. O O 0 Nit-What are you doing in school? Wit-Oh, I'm getting along with E's 0 0 0 Father-I hear you're always at the bottom of the class. Can't you get another place? Son-No, all the others are taken. O O O Theodore-What makes that red spot on your nose ? Marie-Glasses. Theodore-Glasses of what? 0 O O Billy-You're a good dancer. Mary-I'm sorry I can't return the compliment. Billy-You could if you were as big a liar as I am. O O O Casey met Kelly in his Sunday clothes. Are ye wurrkin' today? queried Casey. No , said Kelly. we declared a shtrike yisstedayf' For more pay ? No shorter hours. Oi don't blame ye! Oi always maintained sixty minutes waz too much for an hour-an Oi hopes ye wins. O 0 0 M. B.-Why do you say your mouth is just like a parade ground? C. D.-Two dentists have been drilling on it all morning.

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Edward-May I hold your hand '? Ruth-It isn't heavyg I can man- ageg thank you. O O O Says Peters to his accompanist- Can you follow me with the pi- ano? Yes Then bring it along and we'll practice up in my room. 0 O 0 Waiter, said the diner in the restaurant, there is a tack in this doughnut. Well, well, said the waiter, the ambitious little thing must think it's a tire. O O O Mr. Breeden-Name a star with a tail. Student-Rin-tin-tin. O O O Who is the tightest man in col- lege? The fellow who won't take a shower because they soak him too much. O O O A.-Do you eat a balanced meal '? B.-Yes. Half on the table and half on the floor. O O O Tom-You have a hole in your stocking. M. J.-I'm not wearing stockings. That's my vaccination. 0 0 0 Bull-Helen doesn't seem to think of anything but clothes. Dog-Yes, she's all wrapped up in them. 0 O O Whose name is on more people's tongues than any other ? I'll bite. Smith Brothers. Teacher-John, illustrate the dif- ference between sit and set. Bright and patriotic boy-The United States is a country on which the sun never sets and the rest of the world never sits. O O O Paul ftalking to Bonnie's little brotherl-Is Bonnie yourtoldest sis- ter '? Kid Brother-Yep. Paul-And who comes after her? Kid Brother-You and two other guys. O O O Harrington-What's your cheap- est sandwich? Hasher-Western. Harrington-What is it? Hasher-Two slices of bread with wide open spaces in between. O O O Battle Cry of the Faculty- They Shall Not Pass. O O O Little drops of commas Scattered here and there, Make the English teachers Rave and tear their hair. O O O Elizabeth-I want a room and a bath. Ann-Have you a reservation? Elizabeth-What do you think I am? An Indian? 0 O O I heard you were thrown out of a Hallowe'en party last week. Is that true? Yes, they gave me the gate. What did you do about it? I took it of course, silly. Wasn't it Hallowe'en 7 O O O Tom tdancing with Charlotte?- Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Charlotte-Then get off my feet. Page one lmzrclred nm'

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First Student-What are you studying? Second Student-Oh, I'm taking up French, Spanish, English. Ital- ian, etc. First Student-How do you do it? Second Student-I just push a stick up and down. First Student-What are you talking about? Second Student-I'm an aviator. 0 O 0 You were going well on your en- durance flight. What made you come down 7 Well, I was up 30 days, and l had to make a payment on the plane. 0 O O K. M.-Say, did the English shoot Joan of Arc? C. T.-Naw, burned her at the stake. K. M.-Well, I thought so too, but it says here she was canonized. O O O Cyrilla-I'm a magician. Helen-Prove it. Cyrilla-How shall I? Helen-Go pull a thousand word theme, for English, out of my desk. O O O E. Gill in Sociology-Will some- one bring us a few points about the family as an institution? Someone-The family is an insti- tution of learning, where a man loses his Bachelors degree. but never gets his Masters 0 O 0 And then Lois declares that these little mustaches around here tickle her so much. Whatdye think of that? O O O Andree-Who are your favorite movie stars? A. M.-Lon Chaney- Teacher-Who can give me a sen- tence with avaunt in it? Abie-Avaunt what avaunt when avaunt it. O O O Miss Leary-How long did you study your lesson, Gladys? Gladys W.-O, between 40 and 50 minutes. Miss L.-I see-about I0 minutes. O 0 0 Driver-Do you notice you don't hear that knock in the engine any more '? Friend-That's right. How did you tix it? Driver-Oh, I just loosened up one of the mudguards! O O O Terribly rough. said the stran- ger on board the ocean liner. Well, said the farmer, it wouldn't be near so rough if the captain would only keep in the fur- rows. O O 0 Did you give our daughter that copy of What Every Girl Should Know? Yes, replied mother despond- ently, and she's writing a letter to the author suggesting a couple of dozen corrections and the addition of two new chapters. O O O She-No one understands me. He-No wonderg your mother was a telephone operator and your fa- ther a train announcer. O O O Reginald-Papa, if I were twins, would you buy the other boy a bal- loon, too? His father-Certainly, my son. Reginald-Well, Papa. you surely aren't going to cheat me out of an- other balloon just 'cause I'm all in one piece, are you? Page one hunclrccl three