Girls Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Butte, MT)

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Did you fail in Latin ? Well, final. I see, one of those students who stops at nothing. O O O Math. Teacher-If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get '? Mud-Quarters. rather, I got zero in the M. T.-And it' I divide it into eight? Mud--Eighths. M. T.-And if I divide it into eight thousand parts? lvlud-Confetti, sir. O O O Teacher tin English!-Evelyn. have you read Freckles ? Evelyn tblushingl'--No, mine are brown. O O O Book Agent tto tarmerl-You ought to buy an encyclopedia now that your boy is going to school. Farmer-Not on your life. Let him walk as I did. O O O St. Peter - Hast thou been through Purgatory? Student Cbefore pearly gates?- No, but I've been through exams this week. St. Peter-Enter! O O O Bill-You always remind me of a quarter moon. Dot-Because my presence sheds a soft, tender glow! l ? ? Bill-No, because you're not very bright. ma'am. O O O C.-Well Charles, we got. our re- port cards today. Charles-Well, I'll be remembered long after my time. , C.-How do you figure that? Charles-I went down in history. Page one hundred six Traffic Cop-Hey, you can't make a turn to the right. J une-Why not? Traffic Cop-Well, a right turn is wrong here, the left turn is right. If' you want to turn right turn left and then, aw, go ahead! O O O Who gave the bride away? Her little brother. He stood up in the middle of the ceremony and yelled, 'Hurrah, Fannie, you have him at last'. 0 0 O MODERN VERSION Teacher-What did Juliet say when she met Romeo in the bal- cony? Flip Pupil-Couldn't you get seats in the orchestra ? 0 0 0 Frosh-Will you hold these books for me? Prexy-I am President of this school. Frosh-That's all right. You look honest. O O O Phyllis-Will you love me when my hair is gray? Ernie-Why not, haven't I stuck with you through brown, black, red and blonde? O O O Ambitious college youth fto sena- torj-How did you become such a wonderful orator? Senator-I began by addressing envelopes. O O O Julia-Did you ever hear of a person killed by a deadly glance? Irene-No, but I know of a guy who got a broken arm due to an empty stair. O O O C. M.-My watch isn't going. V. H.-Was it invited?

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4 OUR LADY OF LOURDES Patroness of Central High School Page sez en

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Raining Pitchforksv is bad enough, but when it comes to Hail- ing Street Cars, it's pretty bad weather. O O O WHAT ARE WE COMING TO? Teachee, teachee All day teacheeg Papers markee Nerves all creepee No one kissee No one huggee Poor old maidee No one lovee. O O O A little fellow, after his first day at school while walking home with Marjie Burnham, proudly announc- ed that he could writeg and to prove it he made some scrawls in her notebook. But what does it mean, dear, she asked. How do I know. he said. I haven't learned to read it yet. O 0 O RECITATION BY TEN MEN The pup stood on the burning deck, The flames came all around his neck! HOT DOG! O O O Fat man at the show to little boy behind-Can't you see, young fel- low? Little Boy-Not a thing. F. M.-Then keep your eyes on me and laugh when I do. O O O C. M.-How are you coming along with your reducing? K. L.-I guess I must be one of those poor losers. O O O M. K.-I cut a Spanish class to- day. M. E.-Did it bleed much? A.-Someone was telling me that we are to have a new concrete school for girls. B.-Yes, the alumni have decided to use their heads. O O O Pupil-Teacher, you'll have to give me a higher grade in English. Teacher-Well, I'll think about it. Pupil-Think about it nothing, give it to me or else- Teacher-Or else what? Pupil-Else I'll keep the one I've got. O O C Student-I say, teacher, I need a little light on this subject. Teacher-Might I suggest a little reflection? O O 0 L. M.-Isn't Rose fond of argu- ing? D. M.-I should say she isg why she won't even eat anything that agrees with her. O O O Ceil lto sobbing FreshmanJ- Whats wrong, dear? Montana-I w-w-want to send a letter by air mail and I c-c-can't find any ily paper. O O O Peggy-We're calling our little brother after Julius Caesar. Patsy-Why '? Peggy-Well, he got here too late to call him before him. O O O Pauline-You're pretty smart, but I know something you can't do. Marg. L.-What? Pauline-Sit in the corner of a round-house. O O O Frosh-I never miss my lessons. Junior-How come? Frosh-I never recite them. Page one hzuzdrcd seven