Girls Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Butte, MT)

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4 OUR LADY OF LOURDES Patroness of Central High School Page sez en

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Bill-Time must hang heavy on your hands. Venus-Why '? Bill-Because you have such a large wrist watch. O O O Traffic Cop-Lady, do you know how to drive a car? I Jane-Oh. yes, what is it you want to know? O O O M. M.-Waiter. a little bird told me that this coffee is cold. Waiter-A little bird. sir? M. M.-Yes, a swallow. O O O Rebecca-I have a habit of talk- ing to myself. Margaret-I've always wondered why you looked so bored. O O O Were you lucky at the races yesterday 7 I'll say I was. I found a quar- ter on the way out of the grounds. so I didn't have to walk home. O O O Waiter, why do I find a piece of rubber tire in my hash 7 I don't really know, sir, except that the automobile is replacing the horse everywhere. 0 0 O Beatrice-How do you like my new photograph? Isabelle-Fineg did you sit for it yourself? O O O Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. Out upon the movie screen, Forty-eight or sweet sixteen. 0 0 0 Father-Betty, I want you to come from that party at a reason- able hour and not with the Milkman. Betty-But, father, how absurd. He won't be there. First Eskimo-What do you think of the weather 'F Second-Not so hot. O 0 O Catherine-What was that noise I heard in your room last night ? Llot-That was me falling asleep. O O O Latin teacher-Legis ragis bonae sunt. Translate, Bert. C. S.-The king's legs are bony. O 0 O Ernest-What are you shivering for? Pat-I got zero on my exam. Ernest-How far were you from the right answers? Pat-Two seats to the left. O O 0 'Twas in a restaurant they met. Romeo and Juliet, And when he left he was in debt. For Romeowed what Juliet! O O O Student Ctranslating Latiniz Then the heavily armed soldier sat on one hand and shouted with the other. O O O Traffic Cop-Didn't you see mc wave my hand '? Ailleen-Yes. but I'm not that kind of a girl. O O O Teacher fin study hall!-Order please! Gordon Cabsent minrledlyl - Make mine a chocolate malted milk. O O O Do you hear the ocean moaning? Moaning soft and low: 'Tis because a fat old bather Stepped upon its undertow. O O O M. R.-It's wonderful how my hair parts exactly in the middle. K. R.-Yes, in dead center, as it were. Page one Izzuzdred fire

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Did you fail in Latin ? Well, final. I see, one of those students who stops at nothing. O O O Math. Teacher-If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get '? Mud-Quarters. rather, I got zero in the M. T.-And it' I divide it into eight? Mud--Eighths. M. T.-And if I divide it into eight thousand parts? lvlud-Confetti, sir. O O O Teacher tin English!-Evelyn. have you read Freckles ? Evelyn tblushingl'--No, mine are brown. O O O Book Agent tto tarmerl-You ought to buy an encyclopedia now that your boy is going to school. Farmer-Not on your life. Let him walk as I did. O O O St. Peter - Hast thou been through Purgatory? Student Cbefore pearly gates?- No, but I've been through exams this week. St. Peter-Enter! O O O Bill-You always remind me of a quarter moon. Dot-Because my presence sheds a soft, tender glow! l ? ? Bill-No, because you're not very bright. ma'am. O O O C.-Well Charles, we got. our re- port cards today. Charles-Well, I'll be remembered long after my time. , C.-How do you figure that? Charles-I went down in history. Page one hundred six Traffic Cop-Hey, you can't make a turn to the right. J une-Why not? Traffic Cop-Well, a right turn is wrong here, the left turn is right. If' you want to turn right turn left and then, aw, go ahead! O O O Who gave the bride away? Her little brother. He stood up in the middle of the ceremony and yelled, 'Hurrah, Fannie, you have him at last'. 0 0 O MODERN VERSION Teacher-What did Juliet say when she met Romeo in the bal- cony? Flip Pupil-Couldn't you get seats in the orchestra ? 0 0 0 Frosh-Will you hold these books for me? Prexy-I am President of this school. Frosh-That's all right. You look honest. O O O Phyllis-Will you love me when my hair is gray? Ernie-Why not, haven't I stuck with you through brown, black, red and blonde? O O O Ambitious college youth fto sena- torj-How did you become such a wonderful orator? Senator-I began by addressing envelopes. O O O Julia-Did you ever hear of a person killed by a deadly glance? Irene-No, but I know of a guy who got a broken arm due to an empty stair. O O O C. M.-My watch isn't going. V. H.-Was it invited?