Girls Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Butte, MT)

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Bill-Time must hang heavy on your hands. Venus-Why '? Bill-Because you have such a large wrist watch. O O O Traffic Cop-Lady, do you know how to drive a car? I Jane-Oh. yes, what is it you want to know? O O O M. M.-Waiter. a little bird told me that this coffee is cold. Waiter-A little bird. sir? M. M.-Yes, a swallow. O O O Rebecca-I have a habit of talk- ing to myself. Margaret-I've always wondered why you looked so bored. O O O Were you lucky at the races yesterday 7 I'll say I was. I found a quar- ter on the way out of the grounds. so I didn't have to walk home. O O O Waiter, why do I find a piece of rubber tire in my hash 7 I don't really know, sir, except that the automobile is replacing the horse everywhere. 0 0 O Beatrice-How do you like my new photograph? Isabelle-Fineg did you sit for it yourself? O O O Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. Out upon the movie screen, Forty-eight or sweet sixteen. 0 0 0 Father-Betty, I want you to come from that party at a reason- able hour and not with the Milkman. Betty-But, father, how absurd. He won't be there. First Eskimo-What do you think of the weather 'F Second-Not so hot. O 0 O Catherine-What was that noise I heard in your room last night ? Llot-That was me falling asleep. O O O Latin teacher-Legis ragis bonae sunt. Translate, Bert. C. S.-The king's legs are bony. O 0 O Ernest-What are you shivering for? Pat-I got zero on my exam. Ernest-How far were you from the right answers? Pat-Two seats to the left. O O 0 'Twas in a restaurant they met. Romeo and Juliet, And when he left he was in debt. For Romeowed what Juliet! O O O Student Ctranslating Latiniz Then the heavily armed soldier sat on one hand and shouted with the other. O O O Traffic Cop-Didn't you see mc wave my hand '? Ailleen-Yes. but I'm not that kind of a girl. O O O Teacher fin study hall!-Order please! Gordon Cabsent minrledlyl - Make mine a chocolate malted milk. O O O Do you hear the ocean moaning? Moaning soft and low: 'Tis because a fat old bather Stepped upon its undertow. O O O M. R.-It's wonderful how my hair parts exactly in the middle. K. R.-Yes, in dead center, as it were. Page one Izzuzdred fire

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CLASSIFIED ADS Wanted-A chair by a woman with an adjustable back. Wanted-House by man with va- cant upper story. Lost-Fountain pen by a woman half full of ink. Found-Suspender by boy with blue and white checks. O O O Freshie Girl-Why do girls part their hair in the middle? Freshie Boy-Every block must have an alley. O O O The farmer's boy had upset a load of hay in the road, and stood re- garding it in a puzzled, uncertain fashion. Hadn't you better go and tell your father about it? asked a mo- torist whose progress was blocked by the disaster. He knows, replied the boy. He knows 'Z Then where is he? demanded the motorist. He's under the hay, was the answer. O O O Mike lstanding on bridge looking at reflection of the moonl-Say, me bye, what's that down there? Pat-Oh. that's the moon. Mike-Shure, and how did I ever git away up here? O O O Father-What did you and John talk about last night? Daughter-Oh, about our kith and kin. Small Brother-Yeth, Pop, l heard 'em, he said Kin I have a kith' and she said, 4'Yeth you kin. O O O C. M.-If the president, vice- president and cabinet should die, who would officiate? June-The undertaker. Page one hmzclrcrl four Teacher-I am tempted to give you a test. Mae-Yield not to temptation. O O O Teacher-Have you done any out- side reading? Flossie-No. It's been too cold. O O O R. M.-What makes the tower of Pisa lean? M. Mc.-If I knew I'd take some myself. O O O TRY THESE ON YOUR SAX I saw six long, slim, slick sap- lings for sale. Strict, strong, Stephen Stringer snared slickly. six silky snakes. Sadie Setherway saw Sandy Snookums soaped and shaving. Sheila saw a shot silk sash shop full of shop silk sashes when the sun shone on the shop. O O O He-Are you fond of moving pic- tures, Jennie? She Chopefullyl-Aye, Sandy. He-Then, maybe, lass, 'e'll help me get half a dozen doon oot 0' th' attic. O O O John D. Rockefeller has a dollar for every hair on your head. Yes, and I've got a dollar for every hair on his head. O O O .Mildred-How many seasons are there '? Dutch--Three. Mildred-Only three? What are they? Dutch-Football, basketball and track. 0 O O Charlotte-Were you trying to catch that bus? Evelyn-No, I was just frighten- ing it away from the corner.

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