Girls Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Butte, MT)

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First Student-What are you studying? Second Student-Oh, I'm taking up French, Spanish, English. Ital- ian, etc. First Student-How do you do it? Second Student-I just push a stick up and down. First Student-What are you talking about? Second Student-I'm an aviator. 0 O 0 You were going well on your en- durance flight. What made you come down 7 Well, I was up 30 days, and l had to make a payment on the plane. 0 O O K. M.-Say, did the English shoot Joan of Arc? C. T.-Naw, burned her at the stake. K. M.-Well, I thought so too, but it says here she was canonized. O O O Cyrilla-I'm a magician. Helen-Prove it. Cyrilla-How shall I? Helen-Go pull a thousand word theme, for English, out of my desk. O O O E. Gill in Sociology-Will some- one bring us a few points about the family as an institution? Someone-The family is an insti- tution of learning, where a man loses his Bachelors degree. but never gets his Masters 0 O 0 And then Lois declares that these little mustaches around here tickle her so much. Whatdye think of that? O O O Andree-Who are your favorite movie stars? A. M.-Lon Chaney- Teacher-Who can give me a sen- tence with avaunt in it? Abie-Avaunt what avaunt when avaunt it. O O O Miss Leary-How long did you study your lesson, Gladys? Gladys W.-O, between 40 and 50 minutes. Miss L.-I see-about I0 minutes. O 0 0 Driver-Do you notice you don't hear that knock in the engine any more '? Friend-That's right. How did you tix it? Driver-Oh, I just loosened up one of the mudguards! O O O Terribly rough. said the stran- ger on board the ocean liner. Well, said the farmer, it wouldn't be near so rough if the captain would only keep in the fur- rows. O O 0 Did you give our daughter that copy of What Every Girl Should Know? Yes, replied mother despond- ently, and she's writing a letter to the author suggesting a couple of dozen corrections and the addition of two new chapters. O O O She-No one understands me. He-No wonderg your mother was a telephone operator and your fa- ther a train announcer. O O O Reginald-Papa, if I were twins, would you buy the other boy a bal- loon, too? His father-Certainly, my son. Reginald-Well, Papa. you surely aren't going to cheat me out of an- other balloon just 'cause I'm all in one piece, are you? Page one hunclrccl three

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Mary-I wonder who this tele- gram is from. Casey-Aw, it's from Western Union. I recognize the handwrit- ing. O O O Our Nell says, You may be a dumbell. but you're not the whole gymnasium. O O O Kathleen K.-You know I'm not as dumb as I look. Missie-Of course not, that would be impossible. O O O Clerk-Pardon me, Miss, but you haven't paid for your purchases. Eileen-Oh! I thought this was Ll gift shop. O O 0 Alice-Do you think that air- planes will ever supplant automo- biles? Jay-No. Who would want to park in a damp old cloud? O O O Clergyman tto Amelia, who was playing a jazz piece?-My dear young lady. have you ever heard of the Ten Commandments? Amelia-Whistle a few bars and I'll see if I can follow you. O O O She-Isn't the moon wonderful tonight? He-It ought to be, it cost two bucks a pint. O O O Chem. teacher-Name a poisonous substance. M. B.-Aviation. Chem. teacher-Explain yourself. IVI. B.-One drop will kill. O O O Jess-Why did the salt shaker? Don-I dunno. ' Jess-Because ke saw the spoon holder. Page one hundred two Shirley-How would you like to have a pet monkey? Ann-Oh-This is so sudden! O O 0 Howard-Pass your exam in French? Alice-Well, you see it was this way- Howard-Neither did I. Shake. O O 0 Nit-What are you doing in school? Wit-Oh, I'm getting along with E's 0 0 0 Father-I hear you're always at the bottom of the class. Can't you get another place? Son-No, all the others are taken. O O O Theodore-What makes that red spot on your nose ? Marie-Glasses. Theodore-Glasses of what? 0 O O Billy-You're a good dancer. Mary-I'm sorry I can't return the compliment. Billy-You could if you were as big a liar as I am. O O O Casey met Kelly in his Sunday clothes. Are ye wurrkin' today? queried Casey. No , said Kelly. we declared a shtrike yisstedayf' For more pay ? No shorter hours. Oi don't blame ye! Oi always maintained sixty minutes waz too much for an hour-an Oi hopes ye wins. O 0 0 M. B.-Why do you say your mouth is just like a parade ground? C. D.-Two dentists have been drilling on it all morning.

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CLASSIFIED ADS Wanted-A chair by a woman with an adjustable back. Wanted-House by man with va- cant upper story. Lost-Fountain pen by a woman half full of ink. Found-Suspender by boy with blue and white checks. O O O Freshie Girl-Why do girls part their hair in the middle? Freshie Boy-Every block must have an alley. O O O The farmer's boy had upset a load of hay in the road, and stood re- garding it in a puzzled, uncertain fashion. Hadn't you better go and tell your father about it? asked a mo- torist whose progress was blocked by the disaster. He knows, replied the boy. He knows 'Z Then where is he? demanded the motorist. He's under the hay, was the answer. O O O Mike lstanding on bridge looking at reflection of the moonl-Say, me bye, what's that down there? Pat-Oh. that's the moon. Mike-Shure, and how did I ever git away up here? O O O Father-What did you and John talk about last night? Daughter-Oh, about our kith and kin. Small Brother-Yeth, Pop, l heard 'em, he said Kin I have a kith' and she said, 4'Yeth you kin. O O O C. M.-If the president, vice- president and cabinet should die, who would officiate? June-The undertaker. Page one hmzclrcrl four Teacher-I am tempted to give you a test. Mae-Yield not to temptation. O O O Teacher-Have you done any out- side reading? Flossie-No. It's been too cold. O O O R. M.-What makes the tower of Pisa lean? M. Mc.-If I knew I'd take some myself. O O O TRY THESE ON YOUR SAX I saw six long, slim, slick sap- lings for sale. Strict, strong, Stephen Stringer snared slickly. six silky snakes. Sadie Setherway saw Sandy Snookums soaped and shaving. Sheila saw a shot silk sash shop full of shop silk sashes when the sun shone on the shop. O O O He-Are you fond of moving pic- tures, Jennie? She Chopefullyl-Aye, Sandy. He-Then, maybe, lass, 'e'll help me get half a dozen doon oot 0' th' attic. O O O John D. Rockefeller has a dollar for every hair on your head. Yes, and I've got a dollar for every hair on his head. O O O .Mildred-How many seasons are there '? Dutch--Three. Mildred-Only three? What are they? Dutch-Football, basketball and track. 0 O O Charlotte-Were you trying to catch that bus? Evelyn-No, I was just frighten- ing it away from the corner.