Gilman High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Gilman, IA)

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2 R.. You can always tell a FRESHMAN By the foolishness in his eyesg You can always tell a SOPHOMORE By the green and gaudy ties. You can always tell a JUNIOR By the smile he has and suchg You can always tell a SENIOR-- But you cannot tell him much. Virgil--Of course I should much prefer an A to an F. Mrs. Kelley--That's strange, that you should prefer a perfect stranger te an old acquaintance. If a body see a body Flunking in s quiz If s body help a body Is it inybo2y's biz? A little speck of powder, A little dab of paint, Makes an ugly freckle Look as if it ain't. uYes,u said proud Mrs. Ludlow, UKenneth is such s good boy, and so fond of dumb animals. Why, only last night I heard him say in his sleep 'Feed the kltt fe d th kitt .'u , y, e e y w u Q F ailcd in mathematics L sughed at the wrong time U nexcused absence N ever was on time K inked out'of class E rased in typing 1dn't give 2 whoop. Raymond Quigley applied at a recruiting station to enlist. NI suppose you want a comm1ss1on,n said the officer. WNQ, thanks,n was his reply, UI'm such a poor shot, I'd rather work on s straightwsalaiy.n W Blessings on thee, pretty missg Quaker maid I long to kiss. With thy merry wanton quips, And thy quirking lipstick lips. All that sort of thing connotes That thee knowsithy Quaker Oats. Mr. Voelker--How did you like my talk at night school the other evening on agricultural problems? A. B. Schultz--Twarn't bad, but a good day's rain would do a heap more good. 'll' 'N ll- -37-

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Church service was over, and three of the congregation wal- ked home together, discussing the message they had heard. UI tell you,u said the first enthusiastically, NDr. Blank can certainly dive deeper into the truth than any minister I have ever heardln nYes,U said the second man, nAnd he can stay under longer. nYes,H echoed the third, and come up dr1er.n 'lt 19 'lf 'D SNAPPY STORY? uGeorge broke up my party the other evening. He started to tell a story and I had to send him home.u UWell?U NBut all the rest followed him home to hear the end of 1t.n 'l'- W: 'll' 'N'- The aviation ceded was walking with his girl friend. A plane passed high overhead. HOh, what a pretty a1rplane,H com- mented the girl. nWhat kind is 1t?U The young student looked again Wwhy, that's a mail plane.n The g1rl's eyes opened wide. nHow can you tell from here?W 'M' 'I' 'bb if: If everybody practiced what they preached, there wouldn't be any wpreachingwto practice. Virgil was dug out of the wreck and carried to the near- est doctor's office. Doctor: Can I do anything for him? I'm the veterinary surgeon.n Virgil: That's all right, doc, I'm a jackass to think I could do fifty on those tires!!! 'H' 'M' if ' 'if - A cynic remarks thatthe fellow who coined the term Wmarriage altaru must have been an Eng- lishmanwwho dropped his uH's'. -g5- Ill I Failure is the path of least persistence. I +I- -u- +I- -u- How many students are there I in Gilman? WAbout one in ev- ery f1ve.U I -u- -or -If -or A fool and his gasoline tic- I kets are soon parted. 'N' 'N' -N' 'N' Forgive us our skids as we forgive those who skid ag- I alnst us. 'N' if 'If if I He that locksth upon a woman loseth a fender. ' sl' 'K' 'M' 'il' Consider the traffic light, I as it will save thee from the police court. I w w w 0 Wwhy, don't you know that's a I quotation from Shakespeare? Shakespeare is immortalln I nwhat doI.care about his sex l1fe?W . , 'll' 'M' 'M' if Girl: How is it Bill never I takes you to the movies any more? I Other girl: Well, one eve- ning it rained and we stayed I home! Q 'I' if 'lf I Beneath this stone lies Murphy They buried him todayg I Ee lived the life of Riley-- Whlle Riley was away. I -W' if if 'll' Getting the baby to sleep is I hardest when she's about 18 years old. , . 'il' +P 'X' it The reason many an old roos- I ter crows before anyone is up is because he doesn't dare to I open his mouth after the old hen awakens! if if 'N' if Advice is the counsel old men ' give young men when they no longer can set them a bad ex- ample. H1 I Z-

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Shakes eare Applied to the School Freshmen-- A Comedy of Errors.n Sophomores--'As You Like It.U Juniors--UMuch Ado About Nothing.U Seniors--nAlls Well that Ends We1l.n Mrs. RhumKto husband coming home from basketball 5ameJ-- Ula that you, Gordon? Mr. Rhum--nIE'd bitter bein GIRLS MUST NOT READ THIS!! 'peaq aaq uc pueqs og pnq aus JI 'noqamcs QT ge gai pinch oqs msux aM Speea Apesafe seq sus weed stqm 'gutqqasg B og squao OI qaq 1I,sm mem 'nous e go puts qseei aqq sqsi aqs JI moqawos gnc putg II,aqs seq neA qng fmoux og qqgno aus Sutqqomos s,1I uewon s sataaom qeqq Butqqxue s,saaqq JI 'll' 'I' 'I' Mr. Rhum--Where is that report you were to have for today? Loren--That's just what I,was,gender1ng. , . Jack was nimble Jack was quick But seniors make excuses P tt ' 1 k. re Qy Zfgg s ic Mrs. Rhum--What would be worse than a man without a country? Doris Shuler--A countrywwithout a man. 9 4 nFailed in English, flunked in Mathlu They heard him softly hiss, I'd like to find the guy that said, That ignorince is bliss. Miss Scandrett--Bob, will you name some of the Spanish ex plorers and tell what they did? Bob Carey--DeSoto went up the Missippl river on horseback ' 9 'll' 'I' This verse does not mean a thing 3 It's merely here for volume, We Simply copied the gol durn thing, to gosh dllrned Column! 'if Q' W -88-