Gilman High School - Gilmanac Yearbook (Northeast Harbor, ME)

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Frances: Scoop: Teacher: Bobby S: Teacher: Bobby S: NOT AQUAINTED' T ' VDO you know a man down your way with one leg named Wilson?U nwell, I'm not sure. hhat's the name of the other leg?' 1 NEW SYSTEM nCan vou tvne?n UYes, I use the Columbus system.n NWDEIJC' S th8.'lZ?n NI discover a key, then land on it.n NO CASUALITES Father: nWho broke that chair in the palor last evening?U .Bettez nlt just collaosed all of a sudden, father, but neither of us were hurt.U AFRAID OF THE POP Jimmy: UI would marry Rebecca but for one thing.n Ralph: nAfraid to nop the ouestion?u Jimmy: UNO, afraid to question the pop.U THE RIGHT PARTY The grocer was regretful as he turned down the young ap- plicant. WSorry, Jack, we can't use much help right now.H UOh, that's all right. I wouldn't be much help.n No, BY GUM 1 Aunt Minnie was taking her first trip on a train. When the conductor came through the car and called for tickets Auntie readily gave hers. A few minutes later the train boy coming through called, HChewing gum In 'Neverl H cried Aunt Minnie, bravely. uYou can take my ticket, but not my gum lu SPARE ROOM HI tell you I won't have this roomln protested Barbara to the bellboy who was conducting her. Ul'm not going to pay my good money for a closet with a measly little folding bed in it. If you think that just because l'm from the country---W nGet in, the boy cut in wearily. HThis isn't your room. This is the elevator s - 57 - , sllllllil

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WANTED BY THE STUDENTS OF'GILMAN Something to keep Rabbi A new schoolhouse A girl for Peckham Some stilts for Muriel t quiet Some transportation for Brown Some jokes for Hr, Kell ey . A carload of gum for the gum chewers A loud speaker for Jane A muffler for Bette Bea 16 A date book for Jimmy Walls Longer vacations ' An alarm clock for Jack A good gym - 'WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF-- Buddy Brown and Charlene lost their curls? Peckham got 50 in a Latin test? Hoyt and Jane made a llcile noise? Jack came to school threeuiays in a row? Gloomy get the mumps? . No one whispered for e day? Jimmy had just one girl? Clifford didnft study? Jimmy Walls grew sideburns? Snoop told a funny joke? Greg Smallidgeusjome in school? Barbie Kingman weighed lOO lbs.? Bobby Sears? became a midget and Muriel Carter 6 fur tall? Ihrold Ybunghenel seat broke down? Sncokle Walla didnlt whisper? I Ja 'J' '11 .., L- - J. Robers Rumllh moved .oo faso to be seen? The seniors failed to graduate? x

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TONGUE Twxsrsa Tongue twisters have always been amusing, but we have one we guarantee will send any person goofy. Just try to master the following. NA skunk sat on a stump. The skunk' thunk the stump stunk and the stump thunk the skunk stunk. NOTHING DEFINITE YET Winnie: nwhat a crowd! Something happened?n Rabbit: nMan hit by a train.0 Winnie: nHurt bad?'4 ' Rabbit: UCan't tell. Only found one leg so far.n KING'S ENGLISH - Housewife: Copening doorl NI don't need none.u ' Salesman: WHow do you know? I might be selling grammars.N FAMILIAR QUOTATION He that will not when he may, ' When he would he shall have nay. Burton GOT 'IM THERE y The bazaar was in full swing when a young man strolled N around the stalls. His name was Jimmy Walls. As he passedpa. tastefully decorated stall a pretty saleswoman asked him: nWon't you buy a cigarette holder?U UNO thanks I don't smoke.U UOr a pen wiper worked by my own hands?n nl don't write.N ' nThen buy this nice box of ohooolates.n UI don't eat candy.n ' VSOU, she said grimly, Uwill you buy this box of soap?U Jimmy paid up! W THE UGENTLEN TOUCH Outside the storm raged. The deafening thunder roared and lightning flashed almost continuously. Presently a bolt struck Mr. Kelley and knocked him completely out of bed.' He rose, yawned, rubbed his eyes and said, nAll right deary Ifll get up.n - - 58 -