Gettysburg High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Gettysburg, OH)

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Read my children, And you shall hear The craziest will Of this whole year, Because-- We, the studes of G. H. S. of Land of Nowhere on the continent planet Earth, floating somewhere in the ether, do hereby bequeath of doubtful mind and body, the following: Jack Alspaugh, who this summer ditches did dig, Wills Luanna'l lovingness to Jackie Garbig. Bob Blocher, who is planning to' be a Nash dealer, His ability to 'lure women' he wills to Merlin Keeler. Hollie Burk, who wishes to know more about horses and colts, Wills his patience to our English teacher, Miss Bucholtz. Priscilla Burk, who likes to drive tractors with plows, Wills Dixie Hollinger her manageable eyebrows. Chester Burns, who is certainly always full of vim, Wills 'Elwood' to anyone who thinks he can handle him. Betty Dickey, who loves to listen to the music of Bert Fanber, Wills her well-groomed appearance to Opal Garber. Janeva Etzler, who often proves to be a faker, Wills her 'love-makingn ability to Virginia Brubaker. Ruth Fields, who in her home will have every modern facility, To Katie Kissinger wills her nlanding a man' ability. Wade Flora, who does things with absolutely no hesitancy, To Lowell Baker wills his F. F. A. presidency. Dorfthy Garber, who when driving, does not know her gears, Wills to Harrison Monnier her tiny ears. Gene Hawes, who with all the girls is quite a thriller, Wills his 'manly figure' to Eldon Miller. Don Horner, who has chosen Pauline as his pride and glory: Wills his ability for 'good-behavior' to John Flory. 17 America, by reason

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Addie dakubowski, who from classes is always sneaking, Wills his Eng. seat to anyone who can stop its squeaking. iillard Keeler, who, with anyone, likes to match his wit, Wills anything he has to anyone who thinks he can use it. Wilde Kendall, who always takes George along 'just for prntection', Wills to anyone wanting it, her 'Sailor Col1ection'. George Laughman, who loves to play basketball and whose future is not foretold, Wills his base and basketball uniforms to Bob Mangold. Evelyn Lavy, who all through high school has given and received many photos, Would like to will her 'slim figure' to Karen Bozes. Jack Linder, who with Miss Ross's assistance is learning to bake, Wills to anyone who deserves it, his nickname 'Snake'. Janice Long, who really should be nicknamed 'Killer', Wills her gruff voice an temper to Marcia Hiller. Adrian Miller, who has- never tried to be a charmer, Wills his curly hair to Johnny Farmer. Duane Morton, dark-haired and never seeming to be pious, Wills his ability to use 'cuticura' to Harold Zaoharias. Janet Nease, who often gets up late and barely makes it to school on time, Wills her weight an ability to diet to Esther Petersime. Mary Anna Petersime, who plans to be a left tackle for the Navy, Wills her ability to break seats to cute Ray Lavy. Carolyn Powell, who toften gets, on her face at others jokes, a simper, lishes to will to Goach Fasick, her terrible temper. Cecil Pugh, who is a tall guy with iron in his veins, Wills to anyone with a big head, his so-called, 'Brains'. Jeanette Skiles, who all during high school no one has ever seen park, Wills her admirer, Bob Blocher, to Miss Patricia Clark. Nalter'Wirrig, who thinks basketball games should be played without one flaw, Wills to Squeak Bixler, his height and 'Lop-jaw'. The Two Burlap Sisters and Their Brother 18 Qlhe Three Sacksl