Gettysburg College - Spectrum Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 250 of the 1922 volume:

THI 0� n PUBLISHING COMPANY WiOtarrapoct. Pi 0 Ul GIlBtftT AND BACON P� . Management D. E S. Gorwald. Chief A. A. Fuhrman L. P. Keiscr H. M. Saylor J. Brenneman E L Wolfe R. K. G. Rice rim:: i::::::: rim: mini: :::m: mnrntmnirrn-irninin- Lnrnmrn THE 1922 SPECTRUM A COLLEGE ROMANCE By The Class of Nineteen Twenty-cwo Authors ot Claxx Spirit. Originality, Unliurital Pep Edited By M. V. Burgess. Chief P. S. Gilbert P. E. Lawyer P. L. Foulk E. L. Pcgg R. E. Wcrtman J. W. Doub . 4 i i ccrtixi; :rnmr rttrurrimtiiiiiiii: mirrrf Frontispiece The ladder belonged to the plumber next door Prrfatr NOTI IKK year has jassed at Old Gettysburg and with its (awing has come another SPECTRUM. 'Hie staff of men. upon whose shoulders the work of publishing the year book has fallen, determined from the first that the manner and method of presenting the material should be entirely original and unique. Of course, much of the material in itself could in no way l� e changed without injuring the essential structure of the volume, but the editors have endeavored to break away as much as possible from the ideas and plans of those who have gone lieforc them, and to make the Spectrum a creation rather than a copy. They have adhered consistently to this principle throughout the Imok. and although the effort has made some radical changes in form, the result has l een in many ways grati lying. There is a great deal of romance connected with college life. From the time that the high school hoy first dream of going to coll.gr. until the time when as a gray haircd alumnus he shoots himself hoarse when his team wins the footliall game, this thread of romance is woven into thr very fabric of the coll gr man. The college student is a romantic figure in more ways than one. lie will laugh in your face if you tell him so. but that does not alter the facts in the case. The business man is often prone to sneer at the wild college boys, but many a level- h aded business man ha turned the college romance idea into a practical money-making scheme. Authors, playwrights, and motion picture men have capitalizes! the idea, am! sold great jiorticms to the pleasure loving mrrican public which seems to never tire of it. 'faking our cue from these observations, and from the fact that Gettysburg College, as many of the alumni will testify, ha always been oozing with romance and the romantic environment, wc present the Spectrum in the form of a college romance. We have led an individual, to-wit, our hero, through all the trials and tribulations con- tingent to a year’s existence within the walls of our fair Alma Mater, and in order that he may not 1 entirely crushed by adversity we have added thereto some of the joys and pleasures of life. Wc have thus run the gamut of college activity, checking over the list anti finding nothing w anting. Whatever the defects of the book may he it should at least I interesting, for it is a desjierate attempt to portray the actual college life at (icttys- burg in a novel form. You will find the story divided into chapters, each chajtfer rep- resenting a different phase of college life, and contributing its | onion to the plot as a whole. Wc wish to publicly recognize the h.dp of Dr. Sivcrt Hagen, Dr. C. F. Sanders. Dr. Frank H. Kramer, ami Prof. G. C Knight, who have contrilnitcd much by their helpful suggestions. Wc also wish to thank Mis Power, and Mr. Scherer for their con- tributions to the art work. With the hope that the Sectrum may afford pleasure and enjoyment to all who may read it. ami that it may stand as a memorial to the Class of 1922 of Gettysburg College, we give the book into vour hands. t|ik Spectrum Staff. 0 Deration TO OR. EDWARD SWOYER BREIDENBAUGH, SC.D. NOW COMPLETING HIS FORTY-SEVENTH YEAR OF SERVICE AT GETTYSBURG THIS BOOK IS HUMBLY DEDICATED ld l iettysburg. I seem to see t )ne building set apart in ihee: A building old, and rough, and rude. Its dingy windows darkly hued. Within, a hundred smokes ascend, A hundred flames their brilliance lend. And deadly gases, twisting, rise Through t« )i| lmg chimneys to the skies. In one ‘mall room, all set apart. We find the ma ter of the art Tb difficult to pierce the mist. And sc? the sovereign alchemist He loves to talk with all the hoys; lie loves their tricks, ami pranks ami noise. With cap awry, ami pipe nflare He sit alone and listens there. The years roll by. the seasons go More swiftly than the April snow. But time has left no marring trace Upon the kindly, wrinkled face. No monument of bronze or stone Can wc erect to such an one. What picture lould be finer than The figure of Our dear old man.” Table of Contents Chapter I Chapter II Chapter III Chapter IV •. t • Chapter V Chapter VI v • Chapter VII Chapter VIII Chapter IX Chapter X Chapter XI Chapter XII Chapter XIII Chapter XIV Chapter XV In Which the Hero Enter� The Wise Men Pas� Some Dignified Encouragement The.College Outlaw A Heroine Theology Frowns on Matrimony The Best Way to Forget Converted Splashing Ink His Friends, the Juniors The Social Whirl The Plot Thickens A Melody A Problem Solved A Humble Adieu List of Illustrations 1. What a Serious Step. 2. We Should Never Sleep. 3. He Radiated Assurance and Polish. A. The Doggoned Hyenas. 5. The Charms of All the Co-Eds. 6. A Glaring Sign Near the Cate Post. 7. He Kicked it High and Far. 8. He Decided to Become a Minister. 9. A Good Deal of Ink Had Been Spilled. 10. The Cream of the College. 11. A Fair Frail Flower. 12. A Rather Mystic Conception. 13. He Could Hit the High Notes. 14. The Alarm Clock Barely Woke Him. 15. The Crave Was Shallow Enough. 9 Whnt a Chapter I In Which the Hero Enters Nearing the suburbs of Gettysburg, the Harrisburg bullet, hardly forty minutes late shrieked triumphantly and lurched ahead, swaying like a tired runner in his final burst of speed. It was the night liefore the opening of Pennsylvania College for the school year of 1920-1921. and the train was crowded with students. These were busily gathering to- gether their belongings and crowding excitedly toward the doors. One of them, however, a sandy haired youth with a cowlick, mild blue eyes, and a propensity for chewing straw, sat unmoved by the bustle about him. Horace was systematically checking over his liaggagc. ami was annoyed to discover that his favorite tooth brush had l� ccu left behind To many this would have seemed an insuperable dif- ficulty, but after a moment’s thought. Horace disposed of it by deciding to buy a new- brush. This suggests the fact that Horace, although really not much to look at, was a re- markable youth. When he smiled hr had a fine open face fitted with alxmt the usual number of teeth He hail a solid, dependable Ux k, inherited from generations of paper hangers before him who were renowned in the community as stickers. An air of ”je nc sais pas quoi” in his bearing indicated that the hours spent over mail order catalogues had sophisticated but not embittered him. Horace was a nun with a purjiose, even if he was not absolutely sure what it might 1«. With one last culminating lurch, the bullet came to a stop in iettysburg's main station Horace gathered together his suitcase, the remains of his lunch, neatly pre- served in the “Corner Courier, ami his ukulele, and followed the jostling crowd out of the coach. The platform was crowrled with old ami new students. There were widc-cycd tlaisykickcrs from the tall grass, arrayed in mail order clothes, mingling with the more sophisticated natives of Williamsjxirt, Kenovo. Harrisburg, Bloomsbtirg. and other teem- ing centers of |xipulation. Most of them seemed to have friends or to lie nuking them, but Horace was alone. The dignity of his licaring seemed to hold him aloof from the vulgarity of a crowd. He was recalling with emotion his |urents’ admonitions, and feel- ing in his right breast pocket to see if the safety pin which protected his modest capital was still secure, when lie was approached by a | olite. kliaki-clad individual who offered to show him about the Imttlefield. Horace was suspicious of this oily stranger, and avoided his offer by inquiring the way to the College. He was given the necessary directions, ami. in a moment or two. or at most three. Horace stood liefore the College Gates. Other pedestrians were coming and going, lmt Horace stopjied and stood silent liefore those | ortals, wrapficd in heavy thought and a knit throat warmer This seemed to him a big moment—a serious crisis. His mood was one of lofty exaltation not iitunixcd by the same reluctance be lud felt when, in tones suggestive of dire |K ssibilirics. his father had mentioned the woodshed. ’‘What a serious step is this,” he soliloquized. “And how my new yellow shoes pinch. Tan shoes always did give me corns. Oh dear.” He was rapidly becoming blue, or if not blue a sort of dissatisfied mauve, when his reverie was interrupted by the tor- Ktous approach of what, in a moment of genuine enthusiasm, might have b.-en called a motorcar, seemingly in the last paroxysms of miliary tuberculosis. The car was lilieti with some boisterous persons, who Horace jutlgcd to be students, ringing a song. Horace could nuke out only the w ords “ h Gettysburg.” The car stopped licside Horace and one of the occupants whom his companions calleri “Freddie,” leaner! out ami cxjicvto- 11 rated a quantity of «lark fluid at the very feet of our hero. Horace drew hack and struck an attitude so forcibly that he lost both his poise and his suitcase. Said the expectorator to our expectant Horace, “Have you seen Doctor Granville this balmy eve? “No.” replied Horace in his beautifully modulated tones, “not as yet. but I hope to soon. “Ah so «lo we all. sai«l “Freddie pensively, “but pcrha| not in the same place. However, if you see him, will you Ik kind enough to tell him that, unless he grants the request of the Purity League for a longer clia| el period, we shall jiosttivcly refuse to use the swimming pool. “1 shall be delighted,” replied Horace quickly. “Would you direct me. please, to Pennsylvania Hall, where 1 have engaged rooms? “You a«lmit l� eiiig a freshman? asked “Freddie, shifting his quid with great skill. “Yes, this year. 1 think,” replied our hero in s« mc confusion. “1 am very glad. answered “Freddie gravely, “that you have thus early acquired the habit of thinking. Do you know that some of our freshmen never begin to think before the second or third year. It is most annoying. I should lie glad to direct you to Old Dorm, which i known as Pennsylvania Hall only in the catalogue, but I think that Doctor Granville would feel slighted if you did not first call on him. You have read the College Catalogue, of course?” “I am afrabl that 1 haven't quite finished it----- “Do so,” said the driver of the machine, breaking into the conversation. “You will find in it. my young friend,” he continued impressively, “much useful information concerning the red shale Iselt and the salubrious climate of the neigh I tor hood. There arc found therein, directions as to the proper method of making a bequest, how to borrow money from the College Treasurer, and how to get through college on three hundred and twenty-six dollars and sixty-five cents a y ar. You will find our President in the Whte House, just beyond the Chapel,” “Freddie” informed Horace. Then the driver of the machine experimented with various levers, and the car lunged forward coughing fire. His heart overflowing with gratitude for the excellent advice so freely given him. Horace walked up the cement walk toward a picturesque, vine-clad building which he recognized as Brua Chapel. Beyond he saw the White House, ami toward its windows aglow with welcome, he turned his steps. He rang the liell and was first greeted by the welcoming bark of “Davie. the «� fii- cial dog, an animal with long white hair and a plclieian taste for chasing cats. Sum- moned by Davie's barking, a pleasant faced lady came to the door, smiled a welcome, and said. Come right in. 1 am Mrs. Granville. The Doctor will see you in just a mo- ment. He is so busy this evening. You are------------? “Horace Ellsworth Spoof, at your service, Madame, of Appendicitis. Pennsylvania. I am desirous of entering this institution of learning as a freshman. “Now isn’t that sweet. pnrre«l I-i Gnuide Dame, as they sat down. What course are you taking? “Why 1 thought of taking several course . Father, who goes in for pajier lunging and that sort of thing, wants me to follow in his step and take up art. Mother thinks that I am best suited for the ministry and ministerial aid. My own tastes incline toward en- gineering. To me Nature seems, in her wilder form , to lie ever calling for a conqueror. At every mud hole our ancestral Ford groans for a road; every tumbling stream ought to be dammed. All that can l c arranged, of course. replied Mrs. Granville sympathetically. Perhaps you can take Engineering, go to the movies and Co-Eds for art, ami still get ministerial aid. Such things have been «lone. However, the first thing is to get com- fortably settled here among my big family of boys. Did you bring plenty of warm un- it COI.I.EKE CATES derthiitgs and heavy blankets? For proper ventilation, the window in Pennsylvania Hall arc so constructed that plenty of good fre h air is admitted when the steam is turned off, and (lien, in the winter time when the snow is on the ground and the snowball arc in the air, one's windows arc pretty apt to l� c broken, don’t you know Blushing, for he was a modest soul, Horace assured her that he was well provided with the warmer sort of woolly jiajamas. storm-proof internal overalls, and a store of blankets. At this point the charming tete-a-tete was interrupted by the Doctor himself, whose deep-throated laugh Horace had heard at intervals from the next room. “Doctor Granville—Mr Spoof of Appendicitis, Pennsylvania,” said Mrs. Granville in her best manner. Charmed. I’m sure,” said Horace, ne er more at his ease, as he shook hand with the genial mathematician. Well. Mr. Sjioof, what do you intend to take up? Horace spoke feelingly of his aspirations and of his philosophy of a life of service at some length. And when I do,” he said dramatically, Appendicitis will lie on the map.” Quite so. juite so. of course they will be very prom! of you. I think that now you ought to get settled in your room. Old Dorm is the largo white building to your left as you leave. The janitor will let you in. Tomorrow wc shall «ce about registration.” With these words the President arose as a sign that the interview was at an end. Thanking the Granvilles for their kind less and promising to return later. Horace took his departure Across the campus. Iirhind a lacy screen of trees just shedding IS BUI A CHAPEL their summer foliage, he saw Old !X� rm, its marble facade gleaming like frost m the moonlight. In its lighted windows he saw shadowed shapes of students, renewing, per- haps. old friendship and exchanging edited accounts of their summer adventures, or selling wabbly furniture to callow freshman. What a noble pile,” exclaimed Horace. “What dignity, what beauty! Mow al� o- Intely A-l is my future abode.” Soon Horace was to learn that Old Dorm’s stately en- trance. The Forum, is frequently wet by untold gallons of water thrown by “Rumjms Kudisill and his crew, hut at this time Horace’s enthusiasm was not «latnpened ( limbing the liattcred iron stairs. Horace | ushed open the swinging d«x rs with a sob of homesickness, for they reminded him so much of those in the family entrance at Murphy’s at home, and of the (mil of foaming near I licer with which his parrnt was accustomed to refresh himself on Saturday night. With conflicting emotions he found himself on the second floor of Obi Dorm. There was about the hall that atmosphere so jH.vuli.ir to college dormitories in general and )Id Dorm tn jiarticular. a musty odor com- I «m tided of antiquity and discarded fruit. The walls were scarred, the woodwork bat- tered. the stairs littered and worn: windows were cobwelthed and broken here and there. Horace found his room on the third floor from the numl er on the door and Joe the janitor let him in with his master key. Horace had written for a room with a southern exposure so they had assigned him one that faced the bathroom hi the floor inside lie found some mementos of former occujiants a long-suffering sock and a much-abused towel. As there was no furniture Horace had jilenty of room, so he set down his suit- case. and looked about. The room was somewhat | apcrcd with a com|H $ite design of gal- •N’ote—By request of the faculty 14 loping hollyhock� an i mildew. Over the door was an antique applr l ase relief, careless- ly executed, hut showing evidences of a powerful technique. The window was of glass ami stained It was covered with a sign in huge, sprawling letters which read. “To Hell With Bucknell.” “What an extraordinary sentiment,” exclaimed Horace. What vulgar |iroplc must have previously occupied this room. 1 must not. I cannot, rest until that thing is re- moved. He attempted to remove the paint by rolling with the venerable towel he had found. but without avail. Looking oul of the window he saw a group of students coming up the Centre Walk. They were singing, in voices strengthened by yelling Fares. Ilcasc, all sum- wiiite itorsc incr. h� e Keg of Beer for the Four of L s. Horace did not care for that so much, for it seemed rather a sellish sentiment, but their next selection, Drop a Nickel on the Drum and You'll l� c Saved,” appealed to him. and aroused hint to a high pitch of re- ligious fervor. His meditations were interrupted by cries of Water, Wafer.” and he saw the scrcnadcrs scatter | cllmcll as the liags of water Iwgan flying front the windows of Y. M, C. A. Hall and spattering on the Forum hclow. Perhaps there is a tire.” said Horace who was accustomed to act quickly, ami rushed into the hall. He was met by several of the bucket brigade who asked him if he had any hags. No,” said Horace quite civilly. But if 1 can be of any assistance otherwise I am ready and willing.” Guess it's too late. They have all gone now. said a lxr-spcctacled youth whom his friends called Gloomy Gus. This your room?” Yes. sir. Won’t you come in? What’s the idea of all this larktic s.’’ asked one of the group. Pkoctoil We Want Light,” lie shouted at the top of a quite eflicient voice. 15 PENNSYLVANIA IIALI. “They seem to have forgone� to put any gloU in my sockets, ventured Horace modestly. “Could any of you tell me where I could get some?” “Sure, over in tilatfeltcr Hall. Let’s go get some from Phrena Hall.” answered Pcgg the boy with the large voice, who was never accused of being square. Dragging the somewhat mystified freshman with them, they started headlong down the stairs. Everyone of the party, excepting I Inrace was wearing heavy army shoes, and each tried to outdo the other in the amount of noise he made on the stairs. To add to this din. several leather-lunged enthusiasts began shouting. Dux-tor (irauville drink whisky. and “Doctor Sanders shoot crap.” “What a dangerous example these prof.-ssors set,” said Horace to himself. They had reached the Campus by this time ami walked slowly toward filatfelter Hall, standing dark and silently mysterious in the moonlight. The clock in the tower struck eleven a they stood before the entrance. “We’ll boost the freshman through a window in the Math Room and he can ojieti a door for us,” said flu , who was the leader of the |� nrty. Before Horace had time to form a refusal they lifted him up bodily. He opened a window and was given a gcncriHis l x� st into the room. He picked himself up. di rtit;mgled himself from a chair, and crept along the wall until he came to the door. imping along the dark corridor he found the door, o| eoed it, and the other conspirators entered cautiously. hollowing them, he tiptoed up the creaking stairs. “We won’t steal die glolies will we,” he inquired in a voice that sounded like a shout in the «larkness 16 “Shut up, you simp. van the answer hissed at him. What do you think we're going to do? Meet the governor, or something? Without further remonstrance from Horace they continued their progress until they were in the room occupied by Itircna literary society. The bandits stood on chairs ami unscrewed all of the gioljcs in the sockets. Horace stood horror-stricken, his knees quaking with fear of the consequences. W hen all of the globes had been ex appropriated, the party stole down the narrow, winding, tower stairs and outside. Going across the campus. Gus asked Horace, How many glolies did you get ?“ “None, replied the victim. “Well. I'll sell you one for two bits. “ All right. agreed Horace, and jiaid him from tin change |� ockct of his new purse. Safe inside ld Dorm, our hero stopp.d under a convenient light to count his money and the others went to their rooms. I Ic had just tucked away his crumbled roll of grcenlKicks and was securing it with the safety pin. when a pleasant looking chap walked up to hint with hand outstretched. “You are Mr. Spoof, are you not. My name's Miller—C I). Miller. I'm awfully glad to meet you. Horace, highly flattered that some one knew hi name so soon, «hook hand , and upon being asked where he hailed from, ad nitted that ppcndicitis was the place of his birth. HKUISTRY I.AllORATOKY “Is that so? 1 know the postmaster there. What hi on rue--------------------' “You mean Joe Hicks. “Of course. 1 met him in I lii1a lcl|� fiin. I believe. “Yes. he wait to an Alfalfa convention there this Spring. By this time they had reached Horace’s room, and C. I)., on Ireing invited to make himself at home, remarked that it was hare of furnishings. Mr KMC. HT HALL No furniture yet, he asked with a tra c of carefully suppressed eagerness creep- ing into his voice. Receiving a negative answer he said. “I can let you have a good, first class bed for almost nothing. Conte over here with me and 111 show you. lie led Horace outside the Dorm again and past the Chemistry Laboratory. If you want to get in there some time when you have no keys, he informed Horace. Just crawl in through one of the holes in the roof.” In response to an inquiry front the curious Hor- ace. he identified McKnight Hall as Monte Carlo and Cottage Hall as The Boiler Factory. They went out Washington Street |� ast Nixon Field until they came to a building which C. D. said was the Trash House. I haven’t got my keys with me, said C. D. by way of explanation, ami they en- tered by means of a window. “Now there you have a real Iwrgaitt, said C. D.. exhibiting a large iron lied. A truly wonderful cradle for your dreams, complete with mattress for only eight fifty. Speaking confidentially, this lied belonged at one time to hoik other than the inventor of the famous “Slip easy rubber heels. the greatest invention known in this age of mechani- cal wonders. To hind the bargain. 1 will help you carry it home. It was very late, and even the fivc-hnndrrd players had gone to tied, when the in- spiring Horace and his enthusiastic friend had completed their job. I Hir hero said good- night. turned out the light, and threw himself upon his wonderful jnirchase In a few moments he slept the sleep of utter exhaustion. It (.YMNAttHM TRACK IIOI SE 20 Chapter II (Clif (BUisr ftlcn Pass 21 MV JtkouU nnrr deep Chapter II The Wise Men Pass A.bit of fall sunlight crept into the faculty room. Seated about a long tabic was a conclave of dignified and sober-eyed men, who wm«l to lie well aware of their rc- sjionsibilitics. The meeting liad just been called to order by a portly gentleman with white hair, whose voice seemed strangely small and tine for one of so large a stature. ’I was saying, gentlemen, ' he continued in the same tine, crackling voice. That on this day, the opening day of a new collegiate year, we are beneficently and wonder- fully blessed by this beautiful sunlight. The fall flowers of purple and gold, and the lit- tle birds singing so sweetly in the tree tops.'-” here his voice broke with emotion, and Secretary Stover shot him a symj Kit hiring glance, and ottered him his |iackagc of cn- setiv He did not recover completely until the roll bad liecn called, and Dean Biklc was listening carefully through his ear-phone for any items of general business. Hr. Brcidenlvmgb rose and stated that the roof on the chemical laboratory was in such lad shajie that he feared that the Iniys. would all he washed away in the fall fresh- ets. and that there were not sufficient funds in the college treasury to jmt on a new root Dr. Clutz, the engineering professor, suggested tar paper, whcratjion Dr. Breidetibaugh had a coughing s| cll. Dr. (Arsons intimated that the l e t way out of the difficulty would k to do away with Chemistry altogether, b it this projx ul was not favorably received, and the matter was dro| j cd until the next meeting. I)r. Billbeimer made a motion that sound-proof doors be placed at the entrance of the biological lalx ratory, so that the ireek students might not l� e disturbed in their meditations by tin? biological lectures. Dr. Ilagcn «ccotided the motion. Question l� c- ing lulled for. the motion was carried. Dr. Shilli«la announced that, owing tc the great scarcity of cats in Gettysburg, be feared that he would lw forced to omit so ie of the dissection work. Dr. Stahley said, tliat although it did teem an off year for cats, he believed that they could lie procured. “Why, I can rememlier a time,” lie said. When the Uiys brought in as many as four, tn one pillow-case. ' Dr. Valentine rose to his feet, cleared his throat, ami made the rejKirt of the stu- dent lecture course committee. The following lectures from different faculty member were schedule I. The Strenuous Life..................................................... Dr. I lagen I hc Eternal Triangle - -- -- -- -- Prof. Schwartz Life and Habits of ur Poisonous American KejHiles - Dr. Shilliday Intensive Democracy ......................................................Dr. Sanders Noise and Sound - Prof. “Bowley” Miller Explosions and ‘Hieir Effects - -- -- -- -- Prof. Dixon The English Al|� hahet - -- -- -- -- - Dr. Baxter fter this report had been accepted. Dr. Johnson took the floor and presented the |)ctiiion of Mr. Horace Sj oof, of Appendicitis. Pa., for admission into the freshman 23 class. The jictitiun stated that Horace lacked several years of Latin due to the fact that Latin had been cut out in the Appendicitis schools, but that he would make up the said deficiency in (•ettysburg Academy. After some discussion, Mr. Spoof was admitted, and Dean Bikte was instructed to sec that the Latin was administered in generous quantities. Professor Kosenstengle reported that he had already nude one trip of inspection through the college dormitories, and had confiscated no less than two dozen high-powered light glolics and a bushel basket full of electric irons. “The strange thing to me,” said the professor, “Is that this equipment has already disappeared from the vault in the physical laboratory in which it was placed. There is a traitor holding a confidential position somewhere. We should never sleep until we have run him to earth. This qircch was greeted with a round of applause. Professor “Bow-lev Miller moved that the playing of trombones in a college dormi- tory lie strictly forbidden. Dr. Hagen seconded the motion, mentioning the fact that since his son had started taking trombone lessons, he (Dr. Hagen) had developed a dis- tinct antipathy for trombones. A lively discussion followed, in which it was pro| osed not only to bar trombones Imt all miscclleneoti tvqw of sound producing instruments, such as ukuleles, sweet potatoes, ct cetera, et cetera. The motion was finally lost due to a general feeling among a large number of the faculty that the instinct for music should not lie curbed or thwarted in any manner Dr. Arms suggested that alt Sophomores lie required to take calculus as a mental ex- ercise: a sort of running mate, so to speak, to physical training. Dr. Granville indicated that he was strongly in favor of such action. Prof. Roscmtcnglc s|� okc at length on the practical benefits of the calculus in live lathe work in the engineering laboratory. Dr. Kramer said that the idea did not a|ipca1 to him as logical. He was about to say more when lie was overcome by the fumes of Dr Brcidcnl laugh's |� i| e- No definite action was taken. Dr. Billheimer reported for the committee on social functions. He said that the rush was on. and that several fraternity men had already been trampled under foot in a mad scramble to secure the “sweat-box for certain desirable dates. “Gentlemen ' said Dr. Granville. “After this meeting is over, you will put on your academic robes and proceed with me to Brua Chapel, where we will lie greeted by one of the largest student bodies of which Gettysbuig College has ever ! ccn able to boast. Do I hear a motion for adjournment? At this point Dr. Grimm was anight trying to make a quiet getaway, and was dragged back forcibly into the assemblage. “Aber ich will nicht in der Kapellc gchen. remonstrated the doctor. “Ich muse essen. “Come. said Dr. Valentine. “This ceremony hapfx-us hut once in a single academic year. Think of the students who arc compelled to attend chapel two hundred times a year. Tin doctors now’ donned their rolic and started on their journey to the chajiel. Thus it was that Horace after a morning filled with activity, stood with la red head and watched the procession of the learned file by. He was to come into close personal contact with all these men for four long years, and was to find among them true friends and wise counsellors. 'Hie reverence with which lie watched them |oss was proplu-tic of the more intimate relationship which is characteristic of the big family at Gettysburg College. 24 . THE 1992 V- ife SPECTRUM © « -rT._. V EI)f facultp William Anthony (.has ville. 1 11.D.. LI . Dm President of Pennsylvania College. AUumM Gmiavu� Adolphus College, Si. Peter, Minn., I� 2 ( l: Professor of Mathematics u4 '.■••• rung. Heth- any College, INff-Ul; LimldK-ig, Kama . lftftf-91 ; Treas- urer of RnitUDf College, l?k 7-f l: Ph.B.. Yak I’nivcrsitr. 1N99; Ph.D., Yale I'niversity. 1 7; MJ) Lafayette Col- lect. ]1 ||; LLIL Dickinson Collect. 1911; LLD, Muhkn- burg College. 191 : Instructor in Mathematic . Sheffield Sc tent the School. Yale I niversity. IfltKLlMlO; President of Pennsylvania College, 1910-; Author of The Element of Differential and Integral Calculus, Plane Trigonometry, Spherical Trigonometry, Four Place Lvparithmk: Tables, ami joint author of Smith and Granville-� Hktnentt of Analysis,' all published lay Ginn A Cix. Boston. M;i i In- ventor of Polar Co-ordinate Plotting Paper. Granville' Transparent Combined Ruler and Protractor anil Yak $y - letn of Mathematical Note Book . Member of the Delta Phi Fraternity. Sigma Xi. Honorary Scientific Society. Pen and Sieord Honorary Society. Pltmtakosurian Literary Society. American Mathematical Society, the Mathematical Aisocmkm of America; the American Association for the Advancement of Science, and Member of the Executive Committee of the Federal Council of the Churche of Chn t in America. Tiir. Reverend Philip Mklanchtun Bikle, D.D., Pit.D.« Vow and Pearson Professor of the I jit in Language and Literature. A.B., Pennsylvania College, Icerit� ; B.D., Gettysburg Theological Seminary, IW«: Professor of Mathematic and Latin. York Countv Academy. 1MK-6?; Professor of Latin and Greek. North Carolina College. UW; Vice-Principal Lmhrrvilk Female Seminary. UttO-TS; Graduate Course Dartmouth. 197$: OckeMhauseu Professor of l hysic at Pennsylvania College. IkTI-HI ; Pearson Professor of latin language and Literature. Pennsylvania College, 1H81-; l h.I).. Roanoke College. 1� 4; Ikan of Pennsylvania Col- lege. 1889; Editor of the College Monthly, 1978-93; 'Hie Lutheran Quarterly, IMiUMW'T; D.D.. GtttyibefC 11 14; Member of American Philological Society. Sigma Chi I ra tenth), Pbrmakomdan Literary Society, and Phi Beta Kappa Honorary Society. 25 lum’AM) Swoykk Hkkii� Mt. r ;ii, A.M., Sc.D., Ockers- hausen Professor of Chemistry and Mineralogy. All.. PeniH.vlvanii College; 1 ; . Tutor. Stmnt Hall'lNM); Student Sheffield Scientific Scb«� l. 1X71-73; Instructor in Chemistry. Sheffield Scientific School. 1 72-73. Professor of Physics ami Nat uml Science. Carthage Cdlkite. IK73; Ocker hau cn Professor of Chemistry uml Mineralogy, Pennsylvania College. 1X74; SeD. Pennsylvania College. 1K 7. Miorrah rit. State Hoard of Agri- culture. 1 XVi‘-HI; Editor of Pennsylvania Coflege Rook, W jM!Hi7; Author of Directory of Work in Elementary Inorgamc Chemis- try. ami an Outline in Qualitative Advancensent .� f Science; Mem lier of the Phi (iamina Delta Kratrrnity; Philomaihran Literary Society. Pen ami Sword Honorary S� rietj. � h k ;k Diiiilk St.mii.kv. A M . M.D.. College Medical Pi- rector, Emeritus Professor of HioUufy and Hygiene. A.B. Pennsylvania Collage, 1X71; M.IX. University of Pennsyl- vania. If ' ; Assistant Physician, Pennsylvania State Hospital for the Insane, IX7.VX7; Specialty in Nervous Diseases. Easton. |X 7- HJ� ; Professor «f ITiysical Culture and llyiriene, Pennsylvania Col- lege. Fellow of the American Associat imi for Advance- mail of Science, and the American Academy of Medicine; Member of the Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity, Philornathean Literary Society, and the Pen and Honorary Society. Clyde Hell Stover, A.B., A.M.. Assistant Professor of Chemistry. VB., Pennsylvania College, 1 � 4; A.M.. 1XS� 7; tiraduatc Work. Chemistry and Physics. John Hopkins University, Instrue tor in Chemistry, Pennsylvania College, lXJMJ-1914; Assistant Pro- fessor of Chemistry, IMS-; Member, American Chemical Socvety, American Association for Advancement of Science, ami Philo- inntltcan Literary Society. 36 Karl Josef Grimm, Ph.D., Professor of the Certnan Lan- guage and Literature. Received Colklitfc Education in the Gymnasia of Werthettn ami TraberbiKhofschritn, Germany; Studied in St. Jerome' College, Canada. IflWQH; in Rome. Italy. 1MHW-91; in Halle. Germany, t ; in Springfield. 111., 1 1 -! -.•; in C tyshurg Tbcoh g� cal Seminary, ; and in Johns Hopkins Univcrsiiy. i 6-t!k l . uhile ill Johns Hopkint University, was a University SclujUr. IWri; Fellow and Atfhtint 1W7-99; PftJ).. l«o. Wm S. Rayner Research Fellow, 1 JP-II)0|; Professor of Modem Languages, UrGmw, |!WMnJ; ProfrtMir of German l-angnagr and Literature. Pennsylvania Col le«e. 19� -; Author of Kophemttltc Liturgical Atfycndicr in the Old Testament, and various cunt nlxit ions to the Journal of tlw American Oriental S«irty, Jourival of Hihlieal Literature. Johns Hopkiiu Uni- versity Circular, etc.. Member oi the American Oriental Society; the Modem Ijinguage Association; the Society of Biblical Literature and E eged«; dr Allgemeincu Ueutchrn Speachverctit . and the Phi Beta Kappa Honorary Society. Thf. Reverend Charles Finley Sanders. A.M.. !).!).. William Hit tinge r Professor of Philosophy. A.B.. Pennsylvania College. li � 2; Bf . Gettysburg Theological Seminary, 1WKV; Instructor in Apotcgeties, Logic. Economic , and Astrmueuy, Blair-villc College for Women. llMRMtt: Studied Phil- osophy ami Allird subjects. University of I.e� pMC, Germany, 19QS4M; Professor of Philosophy and Education. Pennsylvania College. 11HR5; Iranslatur of Jcrttftlem's 'Iniroduction to Philosophy. P l � : and Jemsalem’s “Problems of live Secondary Teacher. 191H; Hofltlitig Brief Hi� t« ry of Modem Philosophy, 191«'; I) I)., 1-afayctie 0 1 legc. 11 11; Principal of Gettysburg Summer School; Member of Phrrnakosmian Literary Society, and member of the American Sociologicd 1 A nneiat km. Louis Alexander Parsons. Pii.D.. Professor of Physics. A.B.. State University of Iowa, ItSJa; Teacher of Phjrhf . Burl- ington Iowa) High School; A.M.. State University of Iowa. liW; Fellow in Physic . Johns llopkiu� Univendiy, I!R'«2- W; Instructor in Physics. University of Utah. ItRWdl; Instructor in lliytie . Uni- versity of California, 1904-07; Professor rtf Physic , Penn ylrauia College. 11 � ?-; Manlier of American Electro-Chetnical Society; American Physical Society: Sigma Xi S x-� rty. and Phi Beta Kappa Honorary Society. 27 James Allen Dickson. A.B.. A.M., Instructor in Chew istry. A H. Pennsylvania College, pati� ; Gridoatr Work in BwtffW- ngy at the University of Prnmyhfwli during «maner of 11 12: Cftwlttlc Work at Pennsylvania College; Assistant in Chemistry, Pennsylvania College. Instructor m Chemistry. Prnmyl- unia College. UM.V; Member of Sigma Chi Fraternity. LBBirr Billiieimkx. Pii.D., Franklin Professor of the Creek Language and Literature. A.B. Pennsylvania College, I1 t� : Tatar. Steven . Hall. I'ntWW; Graduate Study, University of Pennsylvania, HKtrt-W; Princeton, University, HMfM : A.M . Princeton. 101«� ; I'h.D., Princeton. 1017: Acting Professor of Cirrck. Pennsylvania College. 191J-I7; Frank tin Protestor of the Greek Language ami Literature. Pennsylvania College, lt 17-; Member of the American Philological Association. Pbrenakosmian Literary Society, Sigma Chi Fraternity, and the Pen and Sword Honorary Society. Sivkbt Nielson Hagen, Pii.D.. CraefJ Professor of English. A.B.. I Ait lief College, lH!ki; Ph'.lX. Johns tfopkms University, IMttl; Scholar and Fellow in English, John llofikins. IHX-IPOO; In- structor in English. Slate University of Iowa. l! KMt ; Associate Editor. Worcester's Dictionary, Philadelphia. ltMS -oet; Instructor in English and German, lWhMX; Assistant Profctaor of English. Van- derbilt University. IlfX-ltl; Gracff Professor of English. Pennsyl- vania College, lftf-; Contributor to American ami Foreign Period- icals: Member of Phi Beta Kappa Honorary Society: Honorary Member of Sigma Omega Fraternity: Honorary Member of Philo- inathean and Phrenakosmian Literary Societies ZS Milton Henry Valentine, A.M., D.D., Amando Hubert Strong Professor of. Engtish Bible and Professor of History- A.B. PraMylvanit College. IN'.. : A M- lKtC� ; B.D. Getty diurg Thmlogical Seminary. 1 0 7; Pittor Trinity Lutheran Church. Bed- ford. Pa.. Messiah Lutheran Church. Philadelphia. IRS- ; Editor, Lutheran Observer, Philadelphia, 1 !� -11' 1 ; D.P.. Pcnmylvinin Col- lege. IW; Professor of English Bible and History. Pennsylvania College. 1PI6-; FKa («amnia Delta Prateridly; Member of Phreua- k smian Literary S«orty. and Pin and Sword Honorary Society. Frank HdUJNnr.R Clltz, A.B., t'if.D., Burton E. Plough Professor of Civil Engineering. LB, Midland College. I ?; Scholar. Johns Hopkins Uni certify, IK 1-R7; Fellow. Johns Hopkins University. lfP44tt: Fellow by Courtesy of Johns Hopkins University, IK !. Ph.P., Johns I Likins Urlvmify, 1H! 7: Professor of Mathematica, Carthage College. ! . Student in engineering, Kansas State University, IWMOiai; Ma ntmai.ee of Way. Union Pacific Railway. 19WM®; American Bridge Company. 1902-01; Nelson-Buchanan Company. Office Kngi- recr, IHOI-IA; Borough Engineer, Chtmthcrsburg. Pa.. I9I -IS; Civil Servicr Commission. Philadelphia. |2 l«V-Iti; Assistant Engineer Beth- lehem Steel Bridge Corporation, lWIts-ltt; Burton F. Blough Pro- frssnr of Civil Engineering, Pennsylvania College. l!tlJ -. Member of American Academy of Political anil Social Scsrrce. Beta I beta Pi Fraternity, and Certified Member of American Association f En- gineers. Ki iait.ni Kugg.vsTBKt.Fi., B.S., M.M£, Professor of Elec- trical and Mechanical Engineering. H.S., EI ctT:caI Engineering, University of Wisconsin, 1 U; MALE., Cornell University. PMJ; Instructor of Mechanical Engi- neering, Michigan State College, IDAiMtf; Instnrctor of Electrical Engineering. Oklahoma Agricultural and State College. 1906-W. Fellow in Engineering. Sibley College. Cornell Umvpmity. 1 111 ; Superintendent Engineering Department. Bryant and Stratton Col- • wr .. 1913-17; Professor of Electrical and Mechanical Engi- neering. Pennsylvania College. PM4-; Associate Member of Amer- ican Institute of Electrical Engineers. L l Eugkkf. Mn.vKLL Baxter. A.M.. LL.D.. Professor of Romance Languages. A.M.. I'dvtriii)' of Aix: Pd.U., Comrll; LL.D., Franklin: |Y st Gradmtc Courses. Xe York State College for Teachers: High Schin4 Teacher; Supervisor Agricultural College . rgentina; Pro- feswr of Komancr t.anguages, Pennsylvania College. I1M9-. Captain Shrlhn M. Term. C. S. A.. Infantry. Profes- sor of Military Science and Tactics. Pennsylvania College, igty. H.Sc., Ohio Northern Cnivetsity. IJPltl; Second Lieutenant in Second Ohio Infantry, June £1, 1� 16; prom« trd to First lieutenant. June 1, 11 17; Captain, April ;Nl. 11 1 . Major (U. S. A.), August :i!� , P l«. to Jamtary J ‘. 1U2 ; Member of Sigma Pi Fraternity. Chant Coen HAN Kmciit. A.B.. Assistant in P.niflish. A.B.. Alhright College. I'. l ; Taught in l ul� l� c Schools, U P � I8: Albright Prcjxiratory Schitol, UU.V17: Lycoming County Normal School. 11 17: Shippenslmrg Normal School. |!M : Post-Graduate V nk and AftuUnt in F.nglish, Pennsylvania College. l! H -: Honor- ary Men:1� rr of Active Srrvicr Men’s Club; Ihmorary Mentbrr of Helta Kappa Sigma . Contributor to Magazine . 30 (iEorck Reich Miller, H.S.. Assistant in Physics. BS.. Pennsylvania CollcRe. 1919: PoR-GradotK Work at Penn- � ylvania College: Assistant in l hy Ks. IVitntylrania Colkfc, 1! 1'J ; Memticf of Phi Kappa P i Fraternity. Clarence Lee Siiilliday, Pii.B., M.S., diaries . draff Professor of biology. Ph.lt., I’nivcrtity of Ohio. |� l;f. M.S. Cniversiiy of Ohio. 191.1; Graduate Student and Assistant in Department of lli'toloRy and Embryology, Cornell Cniversity. 1913-14; Instructor of Biology and 111 «t • ajy. Medical I apartment. Cnivetsity of Buffalo. IU14-W; Pro- festor of Anatomy. Histology. Embryology. and Secretary-Registrar. College of Dentistry. University of Tennessee, l!� lK-: 0; Member of Ohio Academy of Science and American Asftociatini for Ad- vancement of Science Frank Henry Kramer, Ail., Fit.I).. Assistant Professor in I: duration and Philosophy. A.B., Pennsylvania College. 1911; Head of Commercial Depart- ment. West Chester t Penna.) Ihgh School 19IFJW; Ail. University of Pennsylvania. II� HI; Ph.U., University of Pennsylvania. 1930. Member of l hi Delta Kappa Honorary Educational Fraternity. En- gaged in Roy Scoot wori at Scoutmaster, P. I7; Sea Scoutmaster, I919-£ft 31 Aknoi.ii V. Johnston, A M.. Professor of Economics and Political Science. A ll . Augustana College. 1911; (‘imitate Work, University of Minnesota. 1913-Irt; A. M, University of Minnesota. 1915; Professor of History’ and Economies, Upsala College, 1910-1M; Statistician War Industries Hoard, and Special Agent, United States Depart- menx of Latar, 191H-19; Assistant Professor of Economics, Ohio Wesleyan University, 1919-5«. Kictiakd Allen Arms. Ph.D., ctlumui Professor of Mathe- matics. A.IV. t'rsinn College, 1913; PM)., University of Pcnnsylva- nia. l!� 17; Professor of Mathematics. Juniata College. 1917 111; In- structor of Mathematics, University of Pennsylvania, I919-2t ; Alumni Professor of Mathematice. Pennsylvania College. 195« ; Member of the American Mathematical Society and the Mathemati- cal AiHociaiion of America II. G. BitKF.it. A.B., Instructor m French and Economics. VH., Pennsylvania College. 191 . Honorary Member of the Ac- tive Service Men's Club; Memlier of Siun-a Chi Fraternity XS pF.fcKY Deax Schwautz, A.H., Instructor in Mathematics. A.B.. Pennsylvania College. HO ; I'ost-KIrartiutc Work P«in- sylvanta CoOefe, ; Member of Educational SiK-ictj at IViin- tylvunu College; Member of Phrenakoamian Literary Society, a««i of Phi Sigma Fraternity. Xt JThr ato material Koit— I Vofetaotw t Octtyibiug i'ollrjcv tlwlr «irk dmrly outlined The ruw unit rnn I likli they mutt mold into the tini-lw-d jmslurt it often � Wj «reeo and rrquin-s murli mumoIi . The follow in U nn rvaet tne- timilrof tlir first theme of lr. Homer KJU worth Spoof of ApjiendiritiN, K� . My first impresions of Gettysberg W hen I firs� � come to Gcttysberg having left ray parental roof in A|� pendi- citis 1 got of the train in the station and walk down the street where 1 saw the Titter flowing majestickly under the street across the campis. The campis which was big and wide full of trees and building was all softly carpeted by green grass where the seared leaves of autumn was strued. In Cottage hall I heard a voice singing 1 lome sweet home and those sweet sounds make me homesick like every- thing for I was jest a boy away from home. The liuilding 1 liked hc t was ld donu which is white with a large front porch ami a Y M C A on the second floor behind which is the athletic field called Nixon field after Mr. Nixon. It has a hedge around it. When I come thru the gates there was some fellows Slop� me in a car and asked me was I a freshman and I said I was ami they told me where doctor Granville lived in the White house surrounded by trees and Mrs. Gran- ville. That night the moon was awful bright like a silver lamp shedding silver radiance on the warm and happy earth beneath. I bought some fimiture that night of a fellow I met including a bed and so forth and slept well after I got to sleep. 1 like Gettysberg on account of its a good school and a cristian institootion where they have a good football team ami it dont cost too much money for a poor boy. 1 pledge my word of honor that I have received no help in this exam and ha vent given any (Signed) 34 Horace Ellsworth Spoof. Chapter III ftome ©tgmfub encouragemrnt He nnliat«vi fumranct mu! 3 Chapter III Some Dignified Encouragement A week had passed since Horace had first come lo (Gettysburg. On the wall of his room hung a cross-marked and battered schedule of class hours, nuite testimony to con diets with groujv-advisers ami conflicts with everything. As he sat and looked at it. lie suddenly realized that he was sick of (iettv biirg College and everything jicrtainiiig to the institution. Kven the room, with its artistic design in wall paper, failed to soothe him. The glamour of college life had | assed away, leaving Whitid a nauseating feeling of dis- illusion Nay. more, a feeling of sickness smote him. and he would have given up any or all of his chances of winning the freshman prize, just for one hrrath of the air of the native grav� buds, lie was thus engaged in gloomy meditation when some one ranted authoritatively at the door. “Come in.” said Horace, and pulled the cord of the lazy latch. There entered a man of such dignity and hearing that 1 loracc was trni|X)rarily struck dumb with admiration. The stranger radiated assurance and polish. He twirled a light Kind hio cane between Uporing, well-manicured fingertips, and his mustache might have been a waxen model. Might I ask, murmured Horace, “If you arc Dr. George Stahlcy, inspector of the college dormitories.” The stranger gave a slight shudder. No, I am not,” lie said. “I just dropped in to procure a match.” Horace with much fumbling ami apology finally produced one. The stranger lit a cigarette with a flourish, and dro| pcd into a comfortable | o ition on the bed. where he blew smoke-rings and watched Horace out of the comer of his eye. My son, said the stranger. “You arc homesick. Horace made no denial hut stared gloomily out of the wimlow into the darkness of the September night. I can sympathize with you,” said the stranger, Because I’ve been there myself. I am a senior in this in titution. and have Wen raked over the coals for three successive years. Take it from me when I came here I was a greener specimen than you are.” “It all comes back to me as if it were yesterday, continued the Senior. “How well 1 remember the day of our tie-up ami tug-of-war in my freshman year. I was scared stiff and sick unto death, ami I lost my dinner some time during the engagement; l� ut we won that tie-up even though we did lose the tug-of-war. And that reminds me. To- morrow you fellows will have a chance at it. I have some old clothes up in the room that I'll lend you. The Senior smiled pleasantly at the nervous Horace ami continued. Our debaters were up against a pretty hard proposition when they tackled the Sophomores that year, ami they pled with tho c obstinate judge , using every’ art known to the skilled orator with hut little avail. The debate was drop| ed 2-1 to the Sophomores. Christmas week the Sophomore got gay. ami tried to duck us while we were all having a group picture taken in front of Brua Chapel. We resented this highly, and made a rush upon the water throwers. We finally emerged from the Chapel with 37 the buckets in our hamls. and the satisfaction of having chastised the offenders. This and numerous other events seemed to cause a feeling of friction between the freshmen and the upperclassmen. Toward the latter j«rt of the year this feeling even developed into o|K n animosity, ami the most of us got thrashed pretty hadly in numerous midnight haz- ing parties. In the late fall, when it came time to play the class football game, we were at dag- ger's point with the sophomores. The faculty had wired for a detachment of State Po lice to be present at the game to quell the riot. A wise providence dropped twelves incites of snow on the ground the night before the game. The fosketlull game was played be- fore a big audience of junior prmnenaders. Maybe the fair one did not give us the glad hand when we tied the can to the sophomores, 42-22. No basctall game was played, hut it is well for the reputation of the so| homore pitchers that it was so. During the summer a large mimUr of ns resjiondcd to the call of the government, and enlisted in the United Suites Army. It was but a scattered few of us that returned to Gettysburg, inveigled by promise of great military glory to lie gained in the S. A, 'I. C. It was a terrible mistake, ami I feel that 1 should draw the curtain on those weary months. Why, sliadcs of college tradition! you couldn't even throw a can down the steps. Did you ever hear of walking punishment-tours or being a kitchen-police man ?' Horace admitted that he never had. Well, neither did I.” said the Senior. Till I joined the S. A. T. C. We got our discharges December 12. 191.S, and went home tor Christmas. where we found our names numlicrcd among tho e of the country's heroes. We returned to Gettysburg after vacation, tilled with hope and ambition. College life went on much the same as usual, with an a erage number of fuses burnt out j� er week in )ld Dorm, ami with South College lit lip at night like a gilded gambling palace. We went to work on our das play, and produces! a piece of dramatic art, entitled ‘Close to Nature.’ that did us all credit. We lost the debate with the freshmen due to overconfi- dence. The basketball game with the freshmen was won by us, the score standing 33-12. The end of the year wa crowded with hard study, as we were forced to make up a great deal of work which was missed in the fall. We finished our work in the spring, and took our places as up| cr classmen, feeling that the worst was all behind us. It’s a grand and glorious feeling to 1 ? a Junior.' continued the Senior. “If I was able lo imitate Brother Joshua, and issue orders to the sun to stand still. I would do it Junior prom week, and live on in a blaze of glory all the rest of my life. ur prom eclipsed everything in that line that ever occurred around this institution, although 1 un- derstand that the class of 1922 is making big preparations for this year's event. 1 brought Sarali Jane all the way in from Terre Haute. Indiana. It cost me a fortune in railroad fare but it was worth every cent of it. I-ots of other interesting things hap| cncd that year, t Hir deleters won the college championship, administering decisive defeats to both the senior and sophomore teams. In a thrilling game between the classical ami scientific . 'Freddy Bo-ath made several fly- ing tackle which caused him to l� c mentioned in the sporting sheet of the Gettysburg Time as a possible All-American selection. Sam Shaulis won that game for the classical� by hi splendid offensive work. Our Spectrum, the 1921 year Imok, is a clever piece of work and we take great pride in it. ‘‘The year soon slipper! past after the scarlet fever quarantine was over. The time during the quarantine we spent playing poker and reviling the Gettysburg health authori- ties. Before we knew it we were attending the 1920 commencement exercises, and flay- ing careful attention so that we might have some definite idea of how we should act when our turn comes to pass out. “This year no wonderfully important events have luip| cucd no far. I have my doubt if we shall win the class delate, for the juniors have a strong and cx| ricnccd team. The Settlor famed a moment. A few more months will go by.” he said. “And our class will leave (icttyslnirg College and go out into the world just as a great number of classes have lonc before us. Among our numlier are men who have worked hard tor the institution. In athletics, there will be some vacancies which will lie rather hard to fill. We have learned to love the school with an honest love that make� us forget everything except the fact that she has always been a true Alma Mater. “It's getting late.” said the Senior. “And 1 must lie on my way. Before I go I am going to give you a little friendly advice. I love to advise freshmen; it gives me such a feeling of iinfiortauce. Don’t take your cue from my fast actions around here, for I have tresjiassed in many res|ictls. It’s like the darky preacher in the crap game. ’Don’t do as I do. do as I say.’ Listen to these words of wisdom, garnered from three years of college experience. “Don’t worry about anything. The world will still ran on whether you worry or not. ‘‘Study a little once in a while. It will not do you any harm. “Seek not after the fair sex. When you have grown older they will seek after you. ‘‘When called upon to work for the college, do it cheerfully. “Conservatism in dress marks the true type of gentleman. “Show a proper rcsfiect for your professors at all times. They have lived in the work I much longer than you have. “Kcqi off the grass. Treading on the green sward is not healthy for freshmen. “When you ring the college bell, don’t be afraid of injuring the clapper. “Do not wait to hear the clock strike eleven licfore you arise from your bed in the morning. “Don’t laugh too loud at your own joke . “The medical profession agrees that tobacco is a poisonous weed. You would do well to abstain from it until you have become more mature. “Don’t conspire against upperclassmen. Such conspiracies lead to nothing but woe and misery . “Don’t curse and swear. This is uiqardmudde in any man. not to mention a fresh- man. “Let your loyalty to your college never w aver, and you will ! e richly repaid.” “A real college fellow, thought Horace, as he closed the door upon the departing Senior. “I wonder if a college education will ever do as much for me as it lias done for him.” 40 K 1 r i 1 '3 V Seniors % ' J l • fw f i J. WILLIAM ALBIG. JR.. Druids McKBBgrORT. PA. Pfrittwl «I MeKmport Milch Sclwol; Philo; Varsity Tennis (lf 2, 1); Y. M. C. A ; Lutheran; Democrat: Classical. Group II. PAUL I). BAUM. Sigma Alpha Epsilon LEMOYNE. PA. Prepared at Lrmojmr I Itch School and Harrishui Academy; Junior Scientific Football Team; Advertising Manager of the Gcttysburgiair; Collrgr Hand {1. 2. 8, 4); College Or- chestra 12. IV 4); Y. M I. A.; Lutheran; Republican; Scientific. Group IV. GEORGE L. BEERS, Phi Sigma INDIANA, PA. Prepared at Indiana State Normal School; Cla� s I rack (1); Varsity Track l); As- truant Instructor in Physics; Y M. C. A.; Lutheran; Republican: Scientific, Group X. ERNEST M. BICKELL HYNDMAN. PA. Prepared at AfetidUvillc High School; College Band 41.8,4); Y. M. C. A.; Preshylerian; Rcptihltcan; Scientific. Crimp V W. FREDERICK BOATII. Alpha Tau Omej?a IIAKKISBI KG. I A. Preparrd at Harridnirg Technical High School; Class Track (2); Data Baseball (2); Captain of the Junior Scientific Football Team; Varsity Track 2); Manager of Varsity Football Team (4); “G” Club; laithrran. Republican; Scientific, Group IV. RALPH A. BORTNER GLEN ROCK. PA. Prepared at Codortts Township High School; Phrena; Junior Scientific Footliall; Y M C. A.; laithcran; Democrat; Scientific. Group IV. 41 -) i Seniors m r { J ] i 1921 COO� Cft OIA-CKIM SAMUEL K. ill HUMAN. Phi Sicma C HAMRKKHHt tM;. PA. Prepared ai W. T. H. S. ami Waynesboro High Schmitt, Memticr «� f Educational So- ciety: Methodist; Scientific, Group V. OSCAR W. CARLSON, Druids McKeesport, pa. Prepared ai McKee port High School; I'hilo; Junior Classical Football; Cim. CUm De- bating Team (3) ; Intercollegiate Delating Team (4); Educational Society; Y. M C A.; Lutheran: Non-Partisan; Classical. Group II. OLIVER I). COBLE, Star (Tub I.F.MAHTKK. PA. Prepared at Lemastcr amt Chambersburg High School ; Phrcna: Class Track (1, 2); Junior Classical Football; Yarrity Track (I. 2. 3): Class Debate r I ; Auittaitt Editor Get- iv.'mrgian; Associate Editor of IWI Sttmi «; Y. M. C. A., Lutheran; Democrat; CUsm- cal Group I. RODERICK W. COOK. Theta Phi DII.LtfRt K «. PA. Prepared at Getty «burg Academy, Phrcna; Clans Baachall (I. -): Junior Classical Font- hatl; Scrub Baseball I. 2. 3); Class President 1). Junior Smoker Committee; (las Delate I; Delating Club; President of RrpiiMican Club; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Repuldican; CU ical. Group II HENRY B. COOPER. Phi Kappa Pal CAMP MILU PA. Prepared at Camp Hill High School; Class Football d. SI; Baseball (l ; Scrub IUv- kethall l ; Varsity Trade fJ. .3); Manager (4); Presbyterian; Republican; Classical. Group 111. GEORGE R. DCLEBOHN. Phi Delta Theta MAftON-DIXON. PA. Prepared at Mercerdnirg Academy; Claw Football (I. 2 : Varsity Football (1, 2. 3. 4); Class Vice President l ; Student Representative on Athletic Council; Chairman Sophomore Tlanquet Committee; l-ea� kr Sophomore Hand; President Interfratemity Council; Secretary- Treasurer of Fducational Society ; Associate Editor of I9W Srtctiua; Pen and Sword; V. M. C A.: Lutheran; Republican: Classical, Group 1. 42 ntMCNlTim HARRY a BBERLY, Sigma Chi CHAMRERRBIRG, PA. I’rrpurd at Cbanihrr d� urg High School; Active Service Men's Chth; Y. M. C A.; lujthcnin; Republican; Scientific. Group VI. PERCY 8. EI( HELBERGKR. Alpha Tau Omega GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Cumberland Valley Stale N'ormal School and fYrkiocnen Seminary . Phrena; Class Debate 4); Cla i Honors (a); President of Educational Society; Active Service Men’s Club; Captain Inter-Collegiate Debating Team 4); G” Club; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Un- determined : Classical. Group 111. I). VICTOR EMANUEL. Phi Kappa P i HARRISBURG. PA. Pretxarcd at Harrisburg fechnical High School; Class Football 11, 2); Captain (2); Track (1); Basked «II 12); Varsity Fo.itlull (1.2. HI; Captain (4); Varsity Track (1, 2); Cta -� Vice-President (2): Sophiitnorr Play Staff; “G Club; Engineering Society; Vice- President of Active Service Men's Club (H); Pen and Sword; Lutheran; Republican; Scien- tific. Group VIII. J. EARL ENDRES. Theta Phi HI NTIXGDQN. PA. Pretiarcd af Gettysburg Academy; Junior Classical Football; Major of R. O. T. C. Unit; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet I A, -I); Lutheran; Republican; Classical. Group I. KARL V. ETSHIED, Sigma Alpha Epsilon LEMOYNR, PA. Prepared at Lcmoyne High School and Harrisburg Academy; Junior Scientific Football; Varsity Tennis 2. H) ; Manager (4); Class Secretary 3); Vice-President (4); President of Chemical Society; Assistant Business Manager of Gettysluirgian 2 : Business Manager Cl. 4); Assistant Business Manager of 1WI SmTU’M. and Photographer; Pen and Sword; Y. M. C. A,; Church of Christ. Republican: Scientific, Group IV. ELWOOD S. FALKENSTEIN. Druids YORK. PA. Prepared at York High School: Philo; Debating Team (4); Debating S« iety; Glee Club (1. H); Educational Society; “G Oub; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Lutheran. Xoa-PftHitoo; Classical. Group 11. 4.1 Ph F L ar 4 h k ? f Seniors , 1 NAMAVOM i m ? • 1 i J } i r MUN «MIC� GLENN M. GARDNER, Alpha Tau Omega GCnYMtIG. PA. Prepared at Gcttyfrlmrit Academy; Lutheran; Republican; Claisicat. Cfout� II HERBERT H. GEHAUF. Phi Sigma FKOSTBI'KG. Ml). Prepared at Hell High School; V. M. C. A ; Lutheran: Republican; Scientific, Group IV' LBVI I). GRESH, Druids BOYFRTOWN, PA. Prepared at Keystone State Normal School; Philo: Ch� Honor (2� ; Highot Indi- '•dual Honors (4); Cl HiMortan ($); Educational Siiciety: Associate Editor of IRS I SmTai'u ; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet: Republican; CU� Mcal. Group III GEORGE K. GULCH. Star Club AALBORG. DENMARK. Prepared at .School in Denmark and Gettysburg Academy: Y. M C. A.; Independent; Scientific, («roup V. RAYMOND W. HARBACGH, Phi Sigma BI'KNA VISTA SPRINGS. PA. Prepared at Washington Township and Wayne U o High Schools; Class Trade (2): Varsity Track (2. 3); Chemical Society; Lutheran: Democrat; Scientific. Group IV' CHARLES E. HERSHKY. Druids YORK. PA. Prepared at Weal York High School; Junior Classical Football; Soplv� nv� re Play: Press Club; (hurl and Nightingale Club; Educational Society; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran. Republican; OaiKkal, Group I. 44 f V L I 1 I A Seniors s 1 ) 'M hi i a h J %0 i f ff I w K 1 i { l 4 1921 KCMrMWt III in ON L. II IN MAN. Phi (iamma Delta WWTVIILE, row, Prepared at Ituoth I'rruaratory School; Clan Knotlal! (I): Captain of Junior Scimtitic Ko«i� ,all Team; Property Manager Sopl «n� rr Play; Junior Prom Co� rnnitte ‘; Intcr-Fra- imitty Dance Committer (H. 41; Y. X4. C. A.; Methodint; Republican; Scientific. (innip IV EDITH D. HOLLINGER. Beta Umbda GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg Hi|(h School. Y. W. C. A.; Church of the Brethren; Republican; Group II. EDWARD I- HOLMAN GETTYSBURG. PA Prepared Carson Long Institute; Pttrera; OaM Deliate 41. Intcr-Cottrgiate Delate 41; Delutmit Club; Lnthrran; Democrat; Classical. Group 111. J. RAY HOl-SER. Sigma Alpha Epsilon RUPrSDALB. PA. Prepared at East Huntingdon High School, lanior CU icat F«� � (hal1; Clan� President t.1 : Sophomore Play; ChnftnM Sophomore Smnhef; Treasurer (4); Inter-Fraternity Council Secretary (X, 4); Owl am! Nightingale Dramatic Club; Awiiunt Editor Ciettys- tmrgian Ct). Managing Editor (41; Slndent Council ('i. 3); President 4); Assistant Edi- tor of 111 21 Srarrat M; Pen and Sword; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Democrat; Classical. Group I. MASON M. IHRD. Sigma Chi WILLIAMSPORT. Ml). Prepared at Carl's Private School and Washington and Lee; Sophomore l 1ar; Assistant Photographer 11 11� Smtit M. Active Service Men's Club; Owl and Nightingale Dramatic Cluli. Y M. C. A ; Lutheran; Democrat; Scientific. Group VI ADELAIDE M. KERCHNER LINE BORO. Ml). Prepared at Codorus Township High School; Philo; Lutheran; Republican; Clas«icaL Group II. 45 . } Seniors 4 h I I 1 r LAUVll.W.W r i 3 ] I 1921 UTYUt J FOSTER E. KLINGAMAN BERWICK. PA. Prepared at Berwick Mini� School and Bloomsbury Slate Normal School; Class Base- fall (2); Track (2); Instructor in Phytic ; Y. M. C A.; Lutheran; iK-rnorrat. Scientific. (� ro«p IV. MARIE N. LA TVER. Ileta Umbdn ALTOONA. PA. Prepared at Altoona 11igh School; Philo; S � phomore Play (1, 2); Y. W. C. A ; Lu- theran: Classical, («roup II. WILLIAM W. LAUVER. Phi Kappa P i ALTOONA. PA. Prepared at Altoona Hitch School; Soplmutorr Play; Treasurer 3); Junior Prom Com- mittee-; Owl and Nightingalr Dramatic Club; Glee Club 11, 2. II I ; College Band (2, 3); College Orchestra (I. 2. 3). Leader 4). Y. M. C. A; Lutheran; Drm«rat; Scientific, Group V'. JOSEPH A. LEREW, Phi Detn Thcla DILL8BI RG. PA. Prepared at Ihllshory High and Lebanon Valley College; Class Football. Basketball, and Ba«cfiall at la-hanon Valley. Varsity looilall at Lebaiwm Valley; Varsity Football at Gettyt- burg College (3. 4); Year-Book Staff at Ixhanon Valley; 'G” Hub; Pen and Sword; United Brethren; Republican; Scientific, («roup VI. RALPH W. LIND. Phi Kappa P i ALTOONA. PA. Prepared at Altoona High School; Phrcna; Sophomore Play; College Orchestra (3, 4); Advisory Board on Getty tfmryian Staff: Owl and Nightingale Dramatic Club; Y. M. C. A.; laifheran; Republican; Classical. Group I. J. HAROLD LITTLE. Star Club HANOVER. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg Academy; Philo. President (4); Class Track (2); Class Debate (2); Captain; Y. M. C A.; Lutheran; Democrat; Classical Group I. 46 ,1 l $ f 1 Seniors MtVA.lft.CX WILLIAM P. UVENGOOD. Star Club BIRDS BORO. PiL Prepared at Birdtboro High School; Philo: Junior Classical Football; Inter-Claes Otam piomhin Debating Tram (.1); Claw Debate (2, 3); Chairman Inter-Chut Delating Committee f '2); Captam Inter-Collegiate Debating Tram (4); Assistant Editor Gettyshurgian (2. .1); Editor-in-Oticf of Gettyshurgian (4 . I Mating Club; Educational Club; Associate Editor 1921 SrernivM; Pen and Sword; Y. VI. C A Cabinet «41; Lutheran; Republican; Classical. Group IL ROBERT li. MATHIAS. Phi Sigma BALTIMORE, MO. Prepared at Franklin High School; Phrena; Class ItaMatl 11); Class Treasurer (II; Freshmen Banquet Committee; Secretary-Treasurer of Maryland Club (3); Y. VI. C. A.; Methodist'Episcopal; Republican; Scientific, Croup V. HARRY C. McCREARY, Phi Kappa Pai INDIANA. PI Prepared at Indiana High School, and Getty aluirg Academy; Lutheran; Republican; Scientific, Croup VI. ANNA H. MILLER. Beta lambda GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High School; Sophomore Play; Lutheran; Classical, Group 1L CARL F. MILLER. Druids JUNIATA, PA. Prepared at Huntingdon High School; Philo; Junior Scientific Football; Sophomore Play Committee; C« Hege Band (4) ; Educational Club; Chemical Society; Y. V! C A.; Methodist; Xon-Partiwn; Scientific. Croup IV. CHARLES K. MILLER. Sigma Alpha Epsilon GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High School; Engineering Society; Cla Track (I, 2); Clast Raskeilatl (I. 2); Junior Scientific Football; Varsity Basket hall (2, 3), Manager (3); Cap- tain Basketball (4); Varsity Track (2): Captain (3); G” Club; Inter-Fraternity Dance Committee; A «sitiant Business Manager 1921 SrocTt«.:� «; Lutheran; Republican; Scientific, Group IX. 47 a V I i MUHMA Seniors S I i n i Muuootrr L ? 1 | J J 1 MVUI r 1921 RICHARD C. Ml MMA. Sigma Chi HTBCLTON, PA. Prepared at Stecltou High School ami Harrisburg Academy, Active Service Men � Club; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran: Republican; Scienti tic, Group VI. J. HAROLD MUMPER. Alpha Tau Omega GKTTY8BIRG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High Sch«H� l; Sitphomnrc Play; Junior Prom Committee: Presi- dent of Owl and Nightingale Dramatic Club; tilce Club (1. 4); Inter-Fraternity Reunion Committee; Fiigmerniig Society; Asuttutt Husines Manager of IWI S rurarm ; Lutheran; Republican; Scientific. Group IX. ROY M. MUNDORFF, Phi (iamma Della GKTTY8B11G. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High School: Clan Fnotlall and Basketball (I. 2); Class llase- loll (2); Varsity Football 21; Varsity Ha-krtbull Cl. 2, -1. I : G’ Club; Lutheran. Repnh- lican; Scientilic. GfOOp IV. GEORGE I. MYERS. Star Club HKVKN VALLEYS. PA. Prepared at Glen K« ck High School and York Collegiate Institute; Philo; Junior Clari- cat Football; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Democrat; Classical, Group I. J. HARRIS NICELY MONTOI RSVII.I.F.. PA. Prepared at Montonr� ville High School; Varsity Foothall I I, 2, 3. I); Varsity Track (1, 2, 3); “G Club; Y. M. C. A.; Republican; Scientific Group IV. PAUL E. NOLL. Star Club GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Carson Log Institute; Class Kaseliall 12) ; Junior Scientific Football: Var- sity Baseball 2. 3); Engineering Society; “G Club; United Evangelical; Prohibitionist: Scientific, Group VII. 48 t? k 1 9 A afl k c $ ) 1 mrirrea roortuntLO wjwto A n h 'I i r Seniors f 1 i % i i r 1921 mcc. OlCMAOOJ FREI) G. PFEFFER GETTYSRl'KG. PA. Prepared at (jettysburg High School; Y. XI. C. A.; Lutheran: Republican: Scientific. Croup IV'. Ill BERT L. PORTERFIELD. Phi Delta Theta HACBRRTOWX. Ml). Prepared at Washing! n County High School: Maryland Club; I liter Fraternity Dance Committee; Presbyterian; Republican; Scientific, («roup V GENEVIEVE A. POWER. Beta Lambda GBTTY8RFRG. PA. Prepared at Gctty«httrg High School; Artist 1921 Smim a; Y. W. C. A.: Catholic; Republican; Classical. Group II PAUL I. REIX'AY. Phi Delta Theta IIANOVER. PA. Prepared at Hanover High School. Class Basket tall and Bafccball 11. � 1; Captam CD: Manager !); Itantor Classical I. ► t Ik� II . Varsity Baseball (L 'J. .'ll; Scrub Basketball 2 : Varsity Katehall Captain ID; Educational Society; Class Vice-President I'D; Chairman JtiTt «� r Smoker Committee; Sophomore Play; Class Presiilmt 4 : Muhleutmrg Freshman Prirr; Student Council i t. 4t ; G Club; Getty duirgtan Staff Cl. 4� ; Business Manager IWI Setrrat'M; Pen ami Sword; S’. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Classical. Grump I. JOHN S. RICE. Phi Gamma Delta AMENDT8V1LLB� PA. Prepared at Arenihsville High Sch««d and Gettysburg Academy; Clw Track (i); Junior Scientific FimMIoiII; Vlfihy Track rJ, H ; Junior Smoker Committee; Class Secretary (4) Assistant Business Manager of 1� 2I Sitjuni; Y. M. C. A . Lutheran. Democrat. Scientific. Group VI. JAMES S. RICHARDS. Phi (iamma Delta ALTOONA. PA. Prepared at lt«M4ia High School and P R. R Co. School Apprentice; Oa«s Football. Bask tint! .nut Baseball; Captain Freshmen Baskcthat); VarMty Football 41. ‘i. 41; Varsity Basketball 11. ?. 4 � . Scrub ItaM-tiall I I. 2. .'ll ; Manager Varsity Bask limit I 4); President of Boarding House Basketball League 4 ; Active Service Men's Chib; Inter-Fraternity Coun- cil; Enpmtfma Sroriy; Presbyterian: Republican: Scientific. Group IX JOHN J. SHANK. Phi (iamma Delta W YNE8RORO. PA. Prepared at Waynesboro High School; Junior Scientific Football; Varsity Tennis (2); SopIv«more Play Committee; Chemical Society; Y. M. C. A.; Lutheran; Republican; Scien- tific. Group V. 11� Seniors 1921 SAMl'EL S. 8HAULIS. Star Club SOMKKSKT. PA. Prepared at GcItyslHirx Academy; Phil � ; President (I); Class Basketball. Baseball and Track 11, 2): Captain Junior Classical Football Irani; Varsity Basketball (2); Varsity Baseball cJ. H): Varsfa Track i 3) ; Class Historian (2): Student Council 1. - 3, 4); Oas Treasurer (31; G Club: President Ministerial Association; Associate Business Man- arer IW1 Snndt'M; Pen am) Sword; V. M. C. A. Cabinet: Lutheran; Prohibitionist; Classi- cal. Group I. IDA S. SHEADS. Beta Lambda GETTYSBl'RG, PA. Prepared at («etlyshurg High Scbr«� l. Philo; Sophomore Play Cast; Y. V. C. A.; Mcthmlist. Repul dican; Classical. Group II. ROBERT E. SHEADS GETTYSB1 KG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High Scluml; Methodiu; Republican; Classical. Group 111. LAWRENCE M. SHOWE. Phi Delta Thela MASON-DIXON, PA. Prepared at Washington County High School; Phrctia; Class Koott«all (I); Junior Classical l-ootliall; Chairman Junior Prom Committee; Glee Club (£. 3. II ; Associate Editor IWI Smtat st. President ol Y. M C. 11) ; Lutheran; Democrat; Classical. Group I. STELLA B. SHUMAKER GKTTYBBl’RG, PA. Prepared at Gettysburg Academy; Philo; Y. W C. A ; Lutheran; Non-Partisan; Classi- cal. tironp I. ALLEN E. STARR. Phi Kappa M LITTUC8TOWN. PA. Prepared al Littlestown High School; Clans Ba el� ll (I, •„ ); Send. Baseball (I); Varsity Baselall CD; Manager (3); Chairman Inter-Fraternity Dance Committee 3 . Foot- ball Trainer (2, 3. I ; Catholic; Rcpuldican; Scientific, Group VII. RUSSELL D. STAUFFER. Della Kappa Sigma GETTYHBt KG. PA. Preparrd at Gettysburg and Hanover High Schools; Active Service Mat’s Club; Lu- theran; Republican; Scientific. Group IX. 50 Seniors i r i ) I I A ■ vO s« f TNl HOLft A P k r j 1 1 1 1 y WCAVKI ziro .cM - f k ¥' I i 3 f J 1 lOOOW 1921 JOSEPH B. STEWART. Alpha Tau Omegm l'l ILADKI.ril I A. PA. Prepared ul Philadelphia Central llu;h School and Lehigh University; Varsity Football 3. 4); Varsity lU-luttull (3. 4). Presbyterian; Democrat; Scientific, Group VII. ALFRED G. TRUNDLE. Phi Delta Theta FREDERICK. MD, Prepared at l 'rc lcrick High School. Philo; Cias� Football (3); Sodtotttorr Play; Coi� lege Band (I, 2. 3, I); College Orchestra (4); Owl and Nightingale Dramatic Club; As- sistant Business Manager ItO' Srcmil’M V. M C- A.; l-utheran; Democrat; Scientific. Group V. WILLIAM CL WEAV ER. Sigma Chi GETTYSBURG. PA. Prepared at Gettysburg High School; Junior Scientific Football; Sophomore Play; Junior Prom Committer; Owl ami Nightingale Dramatic Club; Associate Business Manager IWI SmTtl'M. Reformed; Republican; Scientific. Group VI. LUTHER E. WOODWARD, Theta Phi WALK I T. PA. Prepared at Iteale Township High School; Phrena, President (4); Clan Track t‘J); Junior Classical Football; Varsity Track ('2. Hi; Assistant Athletic Manager (4); President of Class i); Junior Prom Committee; («etysUirgian Staff; College Hand 3. 3, 4t; Chairman Inter-Oast Delating Gniimitlrr 3 ; Captain Class Debating Team (4): Intcr- Collrgutr Delating Tram 14); Assistant Editor 11 31 SitfTlt'M; Educational Society; V. M. C. A. Cabinet (4); Lutheran; Republican; Classical. Group I. DAVID A. YOHE. Phi Kappa Pal GETTYSBURG. PA. F’rcfured at Gettysburg High School; Active Service Men's Club; Lutheran. Demo, crat; Scientific. Group IV. EARL E. ZEIGLER. Phi Delta Theta RED LION. PA. Prepared at Red Lion High School; Class F'ootball (I); Ba krtl a)l (I, 2); Class Base- lull (2); Varsity Football (2. 3. 4); Varsity Haskrtlxtll (I. £ 3, 4); Captain (Jt); Scrub F«� tUill l); Class President (2); Junior Prom Committee; Upper-Class Committee (3); Class Historian (41: Student Representative on Athletic Council 3); “G Club; Student Council 41; Editor-in-Chief Httl SfKiai'N; Pen and Sword (8); President of Pen and SsrOfd (4): Y. M C. A.; Episcopalian; Democrat; Scientific, Group IV’. J. A. SHELTER SPRING GROVE. PA. Prepared at Spring Grove and York High Schools. Lutheran; Non-Partisan; Scientific. Group I” 51 After the Senior had gone. Horace turned out the light and sought rest. Sice]) did not come immediately. His mind was busy with the tilings which his guest had told him. ami the exciting reminiscences of the |� a� t seemed to chase one another across the screen of his consciousness. Now he was the hero of a fiercely contested football game, and was waving aside the handshakes and congratulations of crowding friends; now he was in the dutches of the dreaded Sophomores, and fear took the place of arrogance. Again the dream scene changed. He thought he was revelling in tin cool waters of the swimming fjOol in the big bend in the creek at home. He could almost see the alders waving in the breeze, and the sun seemed warm, but the water very, very cold. He was swimming, swimming,—ami then suddenly he realized that he was swimming. Some one had lilted a gallon of water through the transom, ami the icy deluge practically washed the unlucky Horace out of bed. A whoop of delight, followed by scurrying footsteps, signified that some “scurfy knave” had made a successful get-away Horace muffled several emphatic expletives, and made a survey of the situation. Hie lied was soaked and unfit for further occupancy, but the larger part of the surface water was draining nicely away through a large crack between the floor hoards. It gave him a mild type of pleasure, aft- er a little, to hear sundry wild yells of protest coming from below. He pulled a ten- penny nail out of the wall with a claw hammer, and securely nailed the transom. Then he lay down to rest oil two wobbly chairs and a trunk. It was rather late hut there seemed to be an immense amount of activity scattered around promiscuously. ld Dorm fairly seethed with life An improvised orchestra sev- eral doors away was hitting up a ragtime tunc, and the building fairly rocked with the cadence. No one ever went up and down the hall unless they veiled something, or re- galed the listening world with a song. Once Horace heard far out on the cani| us a wild, weird cry that sounded like the kmc howl of the timl� er wolf, “Freshmen out. It sent the chills chasing up and down his spine. The cry was taken up, am) echoed and re-echoed throughout the building. 'Hie liti increased minute by minute. Horace imagined that the plan was to shake )ld Dorm loose from its foundation, ami to pick the freshmen out of the rums. He was genuinely seared. He shivered mi that the improvised bed upon which he was lying slid apart and deposited him on the floor. At the same moment some «me kicked the door of his room in. bringing along with it a portion of the door jamb and a generous upply of plaster. “Here’s one,” said a voice. “Shake a leg. Freshman. Don’t you know enough to answer when you’re called? The sanitary condition of this building is awful. Why the microbes are frolicking on every dust particle, and the germs are getting as big as horse flies. Bring that broom you’ve got there and move quick.” Horace. |ki1c ami trembling, put on a bathrobe, and followed his |� crsccutors. He found that numerous other freshmen had been caught in the same plight. The slave driv- ers luui|ied the contents of a dozen refuse cans on the top floor, and ordered the fresh- men to sweep and sweep carefully. Down three flights of steps they swept, and they were not annoyed by dust for the air was well watered. At the loot of the stq s there was some discussion as to what should lie done with the product of their laltor. It had amassed in considerable portions, and the bulk of the trash collected seemed to astonish and puzzle even the wiser heads. Sonic one settled the problem by kicking in the door of the Book Store, and they swept it in knee deep. Speeches and songs were then demanded. Wild-eyed freshmen strained their ten- der voices to the acconi|� aiiimcnt of thumping ukuleles. Horace auctioned off the college, and sold the entire works including Granville’s dog-house for thirty-seven cents, after which he retired to his rest at a late hour. 52 S3 The next morning Horace awoke late, and flatbed breathlessly up street to the “Greasy Spoon for a belated breakfast. While eating bis morning meal, he suddenly remembered that this was the day on which the Senior had told him that the tie-up was to occur. The word tie-up did not appeal to him. It savored too much of a lynching. Well, lie would at least lie present to see what went on. but he did not intend to become engaged in any ty| e of brawl. The morning passed quickly. The Freshmen got together after Chafiel anti had an excited pow-wow. Horace was distinctly disgusted and shocked. The rules of the con- test seemed to l e that both classes were to hurl themselves upon each other, and bind, tie-up. or otherwise fasten or secure after recondite fashion every one of the opposing class they could lay hands on, the next move lieing to carry them from the field. Horace flid not wait until the meeting was over. Imt went and ate a hearty dinner of veal, mashed potatoes, sliced tomatoes, ajiple dumplings, and a generous slice of lemon custard. At two-thirty Horace, disregarding the Senior’s advice, appeared on Nixon Field in his Sunday l� est. He had no sooner arrived, than a husky Junior sjiottcd him. seized him by the collar, and dragged him tenderly back to the dorm, w here he arrayed him in a pair of greasy overalls, souvenirs of a summer in a machine shop. At the same time he spouted a continual line of encouragement and advice. “Yes, you arc to pull in the tug-of-war.” “Sure, you are going into it.” “No. the College don’t pay the dtictor bill if you are injured.” “Hut my parents w ill object.” wailed Horace. “What your parents don’t know, won’t hurt them.” answered the Junior, ami seizing the reluctant Horace by the arm, he led him forth to the slaughter. It was terribly hot. The dust rose in a cloud when the tug-of-war teams dug out toe-holds in the dry ground. Horace had begun to get the spirit of the occasion. He liad made up his mind to lx? a hero if it landed him in the Jenny Wade Hospital. “BANC,” went the starter’s pistol. Horace who had spent the summer driving spikes into railroad ties, threw every ounce of his weight in the pull Three times the more experienced Sophomores dragged the frantic Freshmen over the line, ami the tug-of-war was lost. Horace was now fighting mad ami eager for the fray. At the one end of the field the Freshmen gathered, arrayed in a non deM ri|i€ fashion as any army of Bolsheviks. Friend- ly Juniors gave encouragement in large quantities, while Horace hcl| cd smear a can of green sun-proof | aint on seventy-five Freshmen faces. They lined up for the struggle. At the sound of the gun, Horace was off up the field. At about the half-way mark, the two charging lines met. Horace’s first «qqxment was no match for him in strmgth, but presently several other Sophomores ap| carcd on the scene ami shoved Horace’s face in the dust. His breathing ap|� ratus was not func- tioning pro|� erly. for there were two men sitting on his chest He kicked viciously, ami he knew that there would be liniment spilled in the Sophomore camp the next «lay. A moment later and there was a fresh influx of Freshmen. They tossed the Sojdio- mores off of Horace and fell on them like wolves. Horace with a cavc-mati yell, de- fended u|h ii an undersized Sophomore who happened to stray into his path, tied him up hand anti foot, ami carried him off single handed. He had no sooner reached the goal with his prize than the gun wait off and the Inttle was aided. He sat down in the «lust, breathing heavily, and looked w ith some satisfaction upon his victim. And then he took a second look. 11c had carried off the little Freshman who roonrcd next door. M .V� HU M CfjaptrrlV 1EI)t College ©utlato 57 The Daggonnl Hyena 5S Chapter IV The College Outlaw It was the «lay alter the tie-up. Horace had committed the indiscretion of attempt- ing to wash after an eleven o'clock class, and so found himself with only thirteen seconds in which to get to Chapel, lie was limping a little as a result of the exertions of the pre- vious day, hut he showed true championship form, and dashed in the Cha| cl door at least a second lie fore the cold-blooded Proctor closed and holtcd that portal. Horace found his seat in the rear of the auditorium. It was marked. H. Spoof,” in neatly type-written letters, so that he was sure that the scat was his The din in the C'lia|M.d reminded him of the lxiiler factory in which he had once worked in the capacity of rivet-boy. The student body was singing its favorite songs, songs which Horace was to learn to appreciate later as the College Songs of Gettysburg. The doctor in charge rose to his feet and demanded silence. No one seemed to l c able to hear him for the uproar. In a far corner of the room a voice eloquent with emotion caroled into the first measure of the “Love Nest. 'Hie section containing the Sopho- mores whistled, applauded, ami | ounded their feet to the rollicking melody. Horace leaned forward and spoke to a Junior in front of him, They ought to have lictter sense, he said, “than to carry on like that. 'Hie junior dropped a tear. Alas, he murmured, “it’s too true. We didn’t do our duty by ’em last year. Wc failed to train ’em. And isn’t that Hr. Baxter who is waiting so long for the boys to get quiet? said Horace. “Yes. that’s him, said the Junior, - lie’s the Professor of 'Romantic I-� nguagcs’ that’s stationed here. If you get tired waiting for services to start, you may go to sleep and I will wake vHi.” After considerable time had elapsed, the noise gradually died down, until nothing was heard in the Cha| cl Imt the low rasping sound of intensive snores. The doctor than took his post, ami gave the high sign to the little Junior at the piano, who immediately struck a resounding chord. “Hymn number twenty-four,” said the doctor, “Verses numlwr four and two.’’ The assembly vvijKsI the sleep tears from their eyes, and sang lustily. When the text from lamentations had been read by Dr. Granville, there was not a dry eye in the audience, and several sobs were heard from the rear of the auditorium. “I wish to make the following announcements. said Dr. Baxter. The swimming team will report tonight at the | ouJ on the third floor of Glatfcltcr Hall S| cial practice in diving. Signed, C.Lee Shilliday, Paculty Instructor. “There will lie a meeting of the York County Club after Chapel. Signed. ‘Sauer- kraut.’ (Everyone not from York County hissed violently.) “If you wish to cultivate your singing voice, and have a voice worthy of cultivation, sec me at once. Signed. W. A. Krebs. The Church-Cutter� ’ Union will meet at Ace-of-Heart � (lool-room. tomorrow morning at half-past ten o’clock, ami procertl to church in a l odv. Signed. Executive Committee. Dr. Geo. I). Stahley will liegin his annual course in Health Ixrctures on Monday evening. All Freshmen must Ik? present. Signal. Faculty. (Horace made mental note of this.) “The SftcnVM Staff will meet in the 1 Tappa Keg House tonight at seven o’clock Sjiocial reservations in Dchnonioo’s Restaurant. Signer I, Editor. The College Treasure’� office is now open, and college bills should lie paid promptly. Signed H. C. Picking. College Treas. (An expression of hatred and disgust followed this announcement that was shocking in its intensity. The Faculty wishes to announce that all extra-calibre light globes, and Y. M C. A. chairs found in the possession of students of this institution, will lie regarded as stolen property. ami said students are suspicious characters. Signed. Discipline Committee.” Three shrill veils ami a cat call punctuated this announcement. Tims ended the morning's devotions. Horace and his Freshmen friends rose to leave. Immediately a clamor arose, which suggested the feeding of meat to lions. Sit down. Freshmen.” yelled the indignant Sophomore� . in tones ranging from high “C” dear down to the little black note two fathoms lielow the scale. Horace did a wise thing. Hr sat ikiwn and made himself as comfortable as |iossihle until the last grinning Sophomore had passed out, and then hr arose ami billowed. The Freshmen tiled slowly out of Cha| cl like a herd of scared cattle Ranged atioui the Cha|iel door was the cream of the Sophomore class. With great deliberation, they calmly insfiectcd each Freshman's sock and necktie. Where these articles of wear- ing ap]iarel went beyond the conservative black, they removed them, and confiscated them as their own. Horace stepped lietwcen the two judicial lines with a linn tread. He had never as yet |iassed through the rigors of a sock itis|iection and ignorance was bliss A prying Sophomore by the name of Sebold (Milled up one trouser leg. ami re- vealed to the assembled multitude a pair of violet sock which Horace's Aunt Cecelia had given him for a birthday present. A shriek came from the angry Sophomores. They clustered around him like bees. What will we do with a guv like that.” yelled one. Walking into Chapel with violet socks on. Horrors. The s|ieaker fainted into the arms of one of his friends. Horace realized w ith horror that Aunt Cecelia's socks were about to lie sacrificed on the altar of college tradition, and fought manfully but to no avail. One two hundred jmuud sjiccimen sat on his chest until the offending socks hail been removed. Having accom- plished their purpoec. the Sophomores swept away, leaving lloraccand several other mor- tified victims like driftwood cast on the shore at high tide. Horace got up and brushed his clothes. He was so angry that a tear cre|it out un- der one eye-lash. I’d like to get that fat guy clown and kick him until my foot gave out.' he muttered as he pulled on one shoe. And I’m going to bust every rule in the institu- tion.” “Think they’re smart, don’t they?” muttered one of his companions in misery, as they walked away. They’re not so much. I’ve got a line on all of them already. They’re the loudest-mouthed bunch in C ollege. Don’t pay any attention to the doggone hyenas. Some day the Faculty will fire them all. and then there will be peace In the insti- tution.” 60 3 feopboinorr Virtupomt By the Sophomore Historian AS FRKSHMEN The I me spirit of the Cla.v of '23 has been displayed at all times since we entered the College as Freshmen. In each and every contest our team put forth its best effort to bring victory- to the class, despite the fact that they have had to meet sujierior o| | oncnt . Upon the first Saturday of our arrival we easily defeated the Sophomores in the Tie-up. Init lost the Tug-of-War after a spirited tight. As footliall sea- son was closing the Sophomore� and Freshmen fonttaill teams played a (TO game before a large and enthusiastic crowd of rooter� . The annual class debate was won by the superior team work of the Sojrfio- mores. 'Hie inter-class lia'kettaill game, proved to lie a thriller, the Sophomores winning by a close score; however we made up for this lose by taking the hase- lc.ll game in an overwhelming victory. During oar first year, we as a class displayed a fine brand of spirit and loyalty to Old Gettysburg. Men of 2.1 could lie found on the varsity footliall. Ici«keflull, baseball, track and tennis teams. ( Hir musicians eagerly sought place on the Glee and Mandolin Club. Band and Orchestra. A large representation could lie found in the Literary and Y. M. C. A. halls AS SOPHOMORES At the beginning of our Sophomore year we returnee! with a strong class. Iming only a few of our athletes. In our first contest wc showed the ” !d Fighting Spirit” by defeating the Freshmen in the Tie-up ami the Tug-of-War. With almost a varsity team from our class, the Freshmen were defeated in the animal footliall game by- a score of 23-0 ( hir winning streak was broken only through the clever work of our oh! opponents, the Juniors, whom wc detailed for the College Championship, taith the Senior and the Freshmen teams having liecn defeated. very pleasing comedy will lie produced by the Class entitled “MaryV Ankle.” Thus we close the history of oar first year and a half at Gettysliurg. We arc working hard to accomplish lielter results, not only in athletics, but also in literary work. Historian. Walter Nk.al Buciian am. THE HOI’IIOMOKK i l.XSS £ opl)omorr Class Officers President -............................G. II. Deh I'ict President • - - F. P. Hakhnlck Secretary...........................L. dr F. Emmert Treasurer ..... p. A. HIN man Historian...........................YV. N. Buchanan Reporter M. M. Ott fcopbomore Class Roll Ai.rf.rt, P. I).. Porter’..................................................I Hi Hois Smash yd baggage. sahr A1.RKir.1iT. C. Mm Putchy .................................................Brodbecks Gives it sneh a formula? Ai.ti.ani� , C. M.t Soak” - - - ...... York A York Rotarion Basoe, F. Pm Freddy - -- -- -- -- Hanover A heavy hitter Bartow, Hazel K.. Kate ------ PuttxtuiAwncy Most mem are bad -hut I find the exception m Seminary Bkckmkyrr, I). Em Becky ........................................................York Suffers uith Coliseum Cntic Hkimm;� k, R (� .. Gif' ------- Harrisburg The Soph Paradox-slow, but a premier ’meeker Buchanan. W. Mm Buck ..........................................- DuBoi .-1 ehampeen yeller Bukiilck, C . E. Slim ...................................................Gettysburg My bend’s in the elaudo—how firm a foundation C lare. R. H., Pick .....................................................Gettyslnirg Shuman’s page Hah MEN, C. Lm “C. L. ------ Jamestown. N. Y. A true cosmopolite Derr. G. H.. George ....................................................Ijiirdsvillc The 1 uilf man Diehl. V. Cm BUI ............................................Clear Spring. Md. An honest man” Diehl. Y. II., Pissy ..........................................Rock|x� rt. Ind. .V«i tight at the Potvtr house Ekhakut. V. M., “WUly .......................................................Juniata “Ah—.l—aah. from a philosophical standpoint Em meet. L. i� e Forest, Poc ..........................................Cltambrrstnirg See that you spell my name right. Sate my family— Eschenour. T. Yf., F.sche - Harrislmrg Cicero, look to your honors Fas hold. Charmittf. K.. Kilty ...............................................Pillow A monopoly in restraint of trade Geiselman. H. Cm Bob ............................................. Gettysburg -The less speed the greater the power 63 Gf.isf.lmax. R. A.. Hanover ‘7 admit vui Hanover' Geiser. D. H., “Pick”.....................................- Penn Mar. Md. -oid PMt-r Gillilanh. J. P„ “Jim” «.....................................- Gettysburg “A hard tin lit ertub” Glenn. J. D., “Don”.......................................- Fairfield uThc ehoeoUte s-’Uier Grimm. H. )., “Titty”....................................................Harrisburg “ti'iris are getting scarcer Gl'NDKL. W. P., “Pete”.....................................................Columbia Kendlehart'j main supportT Haar, A. R.. “Amy”...........................................- New Oxford “ nervr wear while shin's Haar, E. C. “Eva”........................................- New Oxford Heauly is a gift of .X a tare Haehklen. F. P.. “Freddie”...............................................Harrisburg The Phi Dell’s re own for the H C. Haffr. M. B.. “Merle” - - ' - - - Chamfwrsburg “Right smart crop o' rum Hanks. E. B., “Burnell” - Friedens % MThe Universal Aim favorite Hartley, H. C, “Hob”............................................- Gettysburg Gettysburg products—Hob and jvwtvmr ballets 11 fssf.r, H. A., “Cab”...........................................Pine Grove Shake it up aud man a suab. Mate” Hill. W. H„ “Cheesie”...........................................Hughes villc “The strong-armed bouncer ’ H in man, E. S.. “Elmer”....................................- Westville. Conn. “Raised o u the bottle’’ Bollinger, C. K.t “Hotly”............................................(iettysburg Got the Spring ploughin' done yet. ’ Howard. C. 11.. “Johnsie”....................................- Gettysburg I’d like to see them make me wear a dint if routs. C G., Cienti”........................................ West Chester The pink-letter artist James. C. R.. “Jim” -....................................- Hanover “Gone hut uol forgotten” Jf.nsf.n, J. R.. “Yemen” ...... Aulborg. Denmark ’The Danish stvord dancer” Kadf-L. Emma S.. “Emmy” ------- Gettysburg Kandy Kid” Kelly. A. W„ “Rummy” ------ Taney Town. Md. Professor James and I agree Krksslfr. C. L., “Reds”..............................................Rloomdiurg “What has become of our honor system.” Lady, H. R.. ’’Lady”.................................................Gettysburg Freetied sou of the soiP Maiianey. G. T., Deacon” ----- Sparrow Point. Md. “A lounge-lisard Hilly Sunday” Matsushita, J. S.. Jimmie” ------ Tokio, Ja|tan “He outplays Padtreteski” «U M acker. R. H., Hob” The diffident biologist - Wilkes-Barre McAllister. W. (1, i ar ..... The Cineo magmau Mix Mill. Mary S.f “Shorty '7 chatter, chatter as 1 to” Dallas Town Mufsi.%. C. L.. ••Charlie A weighty speaker” - - Ncwjkhi Mori i raft. F.. I., lid “.Vow listen. Old Top—” Bayonne. X. J. Myers, C. K.. Cat' ------- Past master of the clicking msbes” Lewistown Myers. P. T.. “Chick” “The Maryland maid for me Westminster. Md. Myers, P. W.. Pete Il'amen interfere with my studious life” Nau� . A. R.. “Scrgtr “ lasers confidante“ - Berwick C)tt. M. M.. M inter ------- “I'll uexvr lease Gettysburg“ - - Johnstown OVKKMII.I.ER. M S. Q.. Ez • “A soft answer never wen mi argument“ - East Prospect Pack, W. R.. Slim “The ttro-gun man” - - Clarion iws. k. a. “E. or - - Hanover (Stagin' the blues) do the math for the whole class” Qviokv, R. S., “Pick “She's all right but a dangerous dancer - - Harrisburg Rankin, C A., Hubby “Romance is not dead'' Pliila lrl|ihia Rankin. C A., Mrs.. IVifie “Romeo is mo dead one either Rew ay. M. S.. Mark If hoofs, my dear, where's my powder puff - - Hanover Rinc.s, W. R., Poppy Father Timeu - Amlin. hio Robinson, R. C, Robby - - • • • “Another of those musical Robinsons Rirrii. Loren� : M„ Mike - The real Captain Mike” Sachs, H. V , flank “Army life is tough“ Ross. F. X.. Turpin “The ideal university man Philadelphia SciiorrSTALL, E. M., Schoffy • Give Mercersburg due credit” 'Power City Skbolo, C. E« Scbold - Davton. Ohio The subtle distinction between noise and music is beyond me” Siieely, W. C, Iliir -Another PottleheId Guidc“ - Gettysburg Siiklley, P. V , Lave ------ The placid night watchman 65 Meehan icsbnrg Siietter, (i. B.. “George ..........................................Gettysburg Tim Ussy mils me Shite. X. E., Dutchy”...............................................Glenville “There goes it Simon, C. R., U'hitie ........................- Hagerstown, Md. lfV dare not pest with such dignity Slmat, C. A.. Slim -............................................... Ortanna The human bloodhound Smith. K. M„ Smithie .................................................. York 'Vf loud uwuth makes it small heitrl Smith, T. 1 , Ted ............................................... Bkiomsburg Patt s Apollo Snaiier, J. M.. Milt -------- Conncllsvillc “ They seem to fall for my collegiate line Snwr.Rs. L. M.. Sap -...............................Clear Spring. Md. So reference to sapience Stoker, C. E.. Stoney ..............................................HcUysUtrg “A rough and rugged path to climb Stover, R II., Buss ...............................................Gettysburg A pocket edition of ’pep' Struble, (� . S.. Reds” - Counelisvillc Freckles and cake-smoke Stecrer, F. F., Freddie ...........................................Pittsburgh A ministerial cue artist and snappy dresser Toms, O. R., Polly ....... Ronocshoro. Md. “He won't quit dining” Tral’gkr. W. K., Hill .....................................- Ferndalc A Scholar and a Gentleman” Tucker. E. Mkpora, Sophie ...... Bayonne. N. J. The smile that moves furniture Ciiu-k, R. T.. Coehf.........................................Jefferson. Md. “Von tell him conductor ui uot Goodenongh” Walter. L. B. Hauler .......................................- Reading StboWs satellite Wav, W. B., General .... - Bridgeport, Conn. Genial host to the poker fraternity Werner, H. W.. Rev ------- - Harrisburg The lore expert WlEGLE, II. M., Harry ........................................... Harrisburg Up «I berry” Wise. R. J.. Crabby --------- Hanover Lay on. StacPulf” Wole, S. I.m Hutch ------ Reisterstown. Md. I am satisfied with my lot” Wolfe, C. R., Hip - -- -- -- - Bloomsburg ''Abnormal product of ftloomsburg Norma!” Woods, I). W.. Lengthy”............................................Gettysburg A light house for the K. O. T. C. Zf.rbe, C. I-, Cal ............................................... ISnc Grove When I was m Franz-:— Zink, C. A., Chet ................................................... A lion among the ladies. Yes. sir ” 6« York V - Chapter V 9 heroine «7 The charm (]f all the Co-td Chapter V A Heroine The rage that jiosscssed Horace after the confiscation of hi? violet socks, lasted un- til he reached his boarding house, anti completely cva) oratcd while he awaited the sum- mons of the dinner 1 11. When it rang. Horace was first in his place. His unfailing reg- ularity at meals had been often the subject of bitter comment by bis fellow boarders. He bail a standing agreement with the man on his left that, as soon as the prayer was finished, one should grab the meat and the other the potatoes, and that, having hel| rd themselves, they should exchange dishes. Horace found the plan convenient, for dishes sent empty to the kitchen seldom returned. The usual table conversation ami (tauter was marred this day by one who sat at Hor- ace � table, a rough uncouth sort of Sophomore, who looked disdainfully at his coffee, i .died the waitress and asked that another bean Ik dragged through it The boarders were frightened and feared that the boarding-house lady would cast them forth, but our hero saved the situation by adroitly knocking the coffee from the waitress’ band as she passed. In the resulting confusion the original trouble was forgotten. Walking back to College after lunch. Horace was conscious of a pair of bright eyes fixed on him from a window. Recognizing the owner of the eyes, a Co-ed by the name of Medora Tucker, be raised his freshman dink and was rewarded by a dazzling smile. He smiled in return, but refused to l e swept off his feel. He had been jilted at otic time by the girl who sold tickets in the Crystal Palace Nickelodeon in Ap| endiciti$. ami the iron had entered his soul. In the days which followed the charms of all the co-eds failed to kindle the slight- est sj� ark within his stony heart. Pinky Mumma’s roguish eve and French flatter moved him not a bit. lien” Powers, tormenting the professors, never won a look. “Kitty Fasold’s easy dignity and Mim Taylor's icy mien were all unappreciated. The ight of “Tootic. Kathryn Reaser. ami “Hard Zeidcrs wearing huge hair ribbons of hideous colors, in sorority initiation stunts, did not even make him curious. Days passed and as the memory of bis experience began to fade. Horace liegan to frequent the corner drug store after church on Sunday evening, and watch the College widows, town girls, and «laming favorites parade in. accompanied by a male to buy the soda checks. Horace found the campus teeming with romance. It seemed that he could go no- where unless be found “Wiggs” Weaver and Ann Miller exchanging honeyed glances. Huhmian and Wolf in deep conversation. Gib Keen making a «late with Kitty. Mike” Miller, henpecked but ha| py. Glenn Gardner courting Hard” Zcidcrs. Bill Powers promenading with Dizzy under her motherly wing, or Nig Porterfield striv- ing for TooticV' variable favor. He began to l elie e that the principle of unity in the world was love and the liusi- ncss of life the search for one’s mate. Some time. he dreamed, he would find his soul affinity. He knew that, alone or in a crowd, in street or parlor, at home or abroad be would recognize her. the nc Woman. He would speak to her ami say, When, how MHin, can I see you. And she would answer him, Come to-night, beloved. You may take me to the movies, if you are a good 1m� ) . It was in the movies that he met her. At the end of iIm picture the perfect lover clinched with the vamp. Horace sighed deeply, and stretched out his arm unconsciously «1� to the seal adjoining him. whence came a delectable scent of Eau dr Foo Foo. A soft hand met his and pressed it with understanding. Horace felt a delicious tremor run through his arm. and he began to perspire until the hand in that soft clasp was moist. The lights came on suddenly, and Horace snatched his hand away in time to foil the eagle-eyes) usher, hut blushed a beautiful old rose. The holy dahlied at her piquant nose with a wee powder puff am! walked out. drofipitig her jMiwdcr puff with a keen backward glance at Horace, lie picked it up and followed. As soon as she reached a secluded spot. Horace approached her. lifted his “dink” with a courtly gesture, and «aid, “Permit me to return what I should like to treasure always.” “ h. thank you so much,” she said smiling to exhibit practiced dimples As she turned to walk on, Horace fell into step beside her and ventured. “Perhaps 1 had better accompany you home.” She did not demur so Horace walked on licside her talking. When they arrived at her home she said, “Won’t you come in Mister----------.” “Spoof. Miss--------” Passet . Xow we know each other. Mr. Spoof. Horace accepted the invitation to enter, walked in. ami sat down in the parlor. They talked for aliout an hour, but the Inirden of the conversation fell u|miii Tweetic Passce. for Horace was speechless with bliss. The One Woman at last,” his pounding heart told him. In an hour or two. having liccn further enslaved by feeding, he took his departure, promising to return soon again. Tweet Passcc. (icrcnnialty ]M)pular, had known many college generations, and had had affairs without number which seemed to progress to a certain (mint without a mar- riage climax. She seemed to lie losing her jiep and. for the last two year each fresh- man class was searched in vain for a victim. Horace was her latest bojie. ami die meant to have him. if the cleverness of a college widow could turn the trick. Horace became a frequent caller at the Passer home. The two grtrw more and more intimate, and one evening, as he was saying Good-night” in the dimly lighted hallway, he stoo| cd suddenly and kissed her upturned lip with a resounding smack. “Has that young nun gone,” asked a stentorian voice from above. “1 thought I heard the door slam just now.” Xo, he's just going. Mother. You must go, she said to Horace in a whisper. Call me up. “Ah. yes. kind night, my little birdie Tweet. The door closed softly and Horace Strode off toward College, lie walked faster for hi blood was hot. Ah, Moon of my Delight.” lie whispered to the inoffensive moon. Would tlut 1 could see the diszy moonshine in her eyes and feel her fragrant breath U|xm my Adam’s apple. Sweet Tweet, lx? mine forever. Let Doctor Wagner nuke us one. • In his dreams that night, Horace saw his love with a wreath of orange blossoms .'ihout her fair head and in a washtuh before her die had his violet socks, which she was cleansing diligently. She seemed to smile, and he saw the gleam of a gold crown. He felt little hands tugging at hi fingers. “Daddy,” said the child, and Horace recognised the child as his first bom. Again he saw the little cottage among the pities, its wall cov- ered by vines and a first mortgage. His wife Tweetic came miming to meet him as he came down the walk. He kissed her and smelled the pure fragrance of peroxide in her hair. Sniffing eagerly, be said, Fried onions. I know. You meant to surprise me. What an earthly paradise.” To THE 1922 pectrum ImIP Edith 1). Hollikukr Corbs 1921 Grnrvikve A. Power Adelaide M. Krrciinkr Ida S. Siieaijcs Marik N. Laitver Stell B. Shumaker Anna H. Miller Rimi V. Z eiders Matilda II. Axdi � � � 1922 Miniam IX Taylor Ruur Mumma Constance C. Weaver Rutii A. Spakglkr Ruth S. Wole Hazel K. Bartow 1922 Mary S. Minnich CiiARurrrc K. Fasold Lorenr M. R«� tii Emm S. Kadt.l Edith M. Tucker Marv F.. IUrbkiiesn 1921 Beatrice (X IVeffik Grace IX Clarke Catherine G. Rf.aslr Emma II. L. Grimm Evelyn M. Toot Amy R. Haas Lillian A. Weaver Eta C. 1Iaar Treva J. Wbikbrt 71 THE 19 22 fejSreCTRUMg g Jteta lambba I'.'l;tl li lu(l 1916 SORORES IN I RBE Mils. William A. Granville Mrs. Elsie Si kg master Lew ass Mrs. J. Wilbur Drawbaugii Mrs. S. F. Snyder Mrs. D. P. McPherson Mrs. W. A. Boy sox Edith 1). Hulunukr SOROREM IN COLLEGIO 1921 Anna 11. Miller Ida S. Sheads Marik X. Lauver Genevieve A. I ower Ruth A. Spangler 1922 Miriam I). Tavlor Ruth S Wolf Constance C. Weaver Ritii V. Zeiders C. Katiirvn Fasold i 11 LoRKNK M. K«� tii 1921 72 Evelyn M. Toot Catherine G. Rf.aser IIermine E. L. Grim:: Lillian A. Weaver W -f n Chapter VI Sbtologp proton on iflatrimonp 74 t A glaring sign mar the gate po t 75 Chapter VI Theology Frowns on Matrimony Every clay that passed saw Horace deeper in love with the girl of his dreams. The fact that he was in no way self-aupporting did not occur to him, or if it dkl. he cast h aside a of little consequence. He had met his soul-mate, and he was going to elojie with her at the first opportunity. He had serenaded her on his guitar on moonlight nights until Father Passec. a taciturn old gcntlrntan. had calmly demanded that Horace refrain from paying further attentions to his daughter, under pain of death by an inaccurate Imt all the more murderous shot-gun. Since that time Horace had outlined a course of action, and only awaited a certain night to earn.' it out. He was to foe on hand at the Passed residence at twelve oclock midnight, and assist his “Twretie” to descend liy means of a lad der from an u|q cr chamber to the garden t elow. The fact that the ladder l� e- longed to the plumlier next door detracted not a whit from the romantic setting. The night of nights came at List and found our knight on the job. The happy couple made their escaj to an automobile which Horace had chartered for the occasion. Where is the nearest Lutheran minister?” asked Horace of the chauffeur, in a liold dramatic voice. “Wal. Rev. Joe Baker ain’t in town any more since the college drive started. I reckon your nearest man would lie out at Seminary.” Drive there, and drive fast.” ordered Horace. In a few moments they had come to the seminar)' gate. The head-lights fell on a great glaring sign near the gate |K st. Seminary. M arm auk Prohibited. Horace’s heart sank. Drive in. James.” he said. Fear not. my love, all will lie well.” After a great deal of knocking, Horace succeeded in arousing one of the in- mates of seminary. A tousled head protruded from a window. “What the h-hcck do you want ? said one of the future doctors of divinity. 1 want a minister of the gospel,” yelled Horace. “Come around two years from now.” said the voice complacently. If you must have immediate service, see if you can get I)r. Siugmastcr out of bed.” Horace almost Littered iu the door of the Singmaster home before he got a response. A kindly faced old gentleman finally ap| eared. “Is the dormitory on lire.” he said in a «mouth oily voice. I have already called the tire department, and they will foe here in just a moment.” Horace recoiled aghast. But there’s nothing cm fire. he protested. I want a minister to marry me.” He turned to introduce his would-be bride. Far down the street glimmered the red tail lights of a disappearing automobile. Tweet ic” Passce had come to her senses at the last moment. Horace saw naught but the dim moon in the quiet sky. His bride-to-be was gone. “My son.” said the smooth voice of the old gentleman. Your place is liack in your little trundle lied at the Academy. 7« -I % SEMINARY F.M I LTV AND HTt PENT BODY Armtinirp Jfarultp J A. Si NOMASTER, D.U., Professor of Systematic Theology and President of the Seminary MBLanCIITIION C river, D.D. ... Professor of New Testament Language Jacob A. Clutz. D.D., ------ Professor of Practical Theology Herbert C. Allf.man, D.D.. Professor of Hebrew and Old Testament I.iterature and Theology Abdel Rom Wf.ntz. Pii.I). ------ Professor of Church History fcluDmt I5oDp SENIOR CLASS Ralph W. Baker, (iettyslmrg College, 19 - Clearfield Paul R. Cuutki, Gettysburg College, 19 .... Harrisburg Charles H. Corbett. Baltimore I «aw School. 13 - - Baltimore, Md. J. Wilbur I)rawtiACc.li, Gettysburg College, ’IS • • Harrisburg Lutiif.r A. (Gotwald, (Gettysburg Collcgr. '18 ...... York E. Martin Grove, Gettysburg College. 19 - Red Lion Ivan H. Hagedorn, Gettysburg College, 19.................................Philadelphia Howard K. Hilnek, Gettysburg College. 19 Harrisburg Leland H. Lesiikr. Carthage College. '18 ... Burlington, la. Robert S. Miller. Gettysburg College, '19 ----- - Johnstown Wads E. Stun r i per. Gettysburg College. 18 .... Emmeidnirg. Md. Ml (IDLER CLASS Harold L. Creageh. Gettysburg College, '18 - - - - - - Gettysburg David M. Funk, Grove City College............................................Concmaugh Robert L. Lang, Gettysburg College ------ Williamsburg Harman F. Miller, Gettysburg College. '19 Baltimore. Md. Wimjaxi H. Redcay. (Gettysburg College, '19....................................Hanover Charles C. Ricker. (Gettysburg College. '18.................................Huntingdon Jacob E. Rudisill. Gettysburg College, 16 ----- - (Gettysburg Harry L. Saul. Gettysburg College, '18 -..........................Trenton, N J. Ran mo.ni� L. Shi soler, (iettvsburg College. '19.................................York Charles L. Venable, Gettysburg College. '17 - - - - Chambcrsburg Patrick II. Williams, Roanoke College..............................Mt. Williams. Va. Rov L. Yund, (iettvsburg College, 19 ----- New Kensington David E. Maxwell, (iettvsburg College, 16...................................Jeannette Inoko Mura .............................................Kuril me. Japan Ralph L. Wagner. Gettyslnirg College. 18 . (iordon JUNIOR CLASS John A Aman, (ieorge Washington University, 20 Mt. Rainer. Md. J. St. Clair Bouse m. Gettysburg College, 20------ - York Charles D. Geiger, Albright College, 20 - (icttysburg Clinton F. Hildebrand, Gettysburg College, 20 - - - - - - . York Lloyd M. Keller, Gettysburg College. 20 Shrewsbury John H. Lehn, Gettysburg College, '20 - -- -- -- - York Guv E. Miller. Gettyslnirg College, 20..................................Newville Clarence A. Neal. Gettysburg College, '20 Waynesboro Edward A. Piper. Carthage College. 20 ----- Sharon. Wit, Dwight F. Putman, Gettysburg College. ’20 • - - - - - Somerset Raymond T. Stamm, (iettvsburg College, 20.....................................Milton Henkv W. Strrnat, (icttysburg College, 20.............................Baltimore, Md. Ernest B. Windmax, Carthage College, 20 - Carthago College, 111. Arthur C. Waldkoknic, Gettysburg College, 20 - Baltimore, Md. KntBY M. Yiengst, Gettysburg College, 20 - - - - - - Mycrstown 7 H R30V.1Y ti flcabemp jTatultp Rev. Ciias. H. Huber. Litt.D. Doyle K. Leathers. B.S. Boyd H. Dkardorkp Felix G. Koihnson Clarence A. Neal - Head Master - Senior Master William T. Sieber Percy S. Kk iielbergkr David E. Maxwell ©tubrnt Sob? SENIOR CLASS Bertha Helen Baker. Abbottstown AUGUST Horleis, Raspelmrg, Md. Bernard L. Beiskcker, Ml wood Citv Robert ('. Boyleb. Piedmont, W. Va. Walter R. Bream. Gettysburg Walter M. Brenholtz. Williamsport J. Clark Jarboe. Hagerstown, Md George J. Curran. Felton William W. Cash man. New Oxford Cnas. A. Counsil. Liquin Madeleine W. Dikiil. Gettysburg Anna I- Forrest. (Gettysburg CllAR. A. Greer, Johnstown Gfjorck II. Maker. Abbottstown Grace M. Hartmak. Gettysburg Karl W. Hem mincer, Somerset ( iias. F. King, Baltimore, Md. Rudolph I). Martin, Xanticoke Thomas H. Nipple, Clinton, O. Roy A. Oyer miller. Hast Prospect Raltii F. Pyle, Somerset John K. Scott. Mt. Carmel Thomas K. Weaver. Mactmgie Fred P. Weidner. Reading UPPER Ml Thomas T. Armstrong. Baltimore, Md. Ernest W. Baker. BakcrviUe Kenneth B. Barclay. Sinnamahoning Raymond K. Doyle. Portage Fred O. Filbert. Auburn Paul E. Foltz, Deotatc William Grecht. Baltimore, Md. Norman B. Greenwood. Philadelphia Gustave Hasexpuss. Philadelphia Char. Karnack, Johnstown Owen II. King, sagamore Ciias. 1). Klinger, Wexford Richard G. Kuiss. Newport f iLEN N W. WlL EK CLASS Robert W. McNaul, Juniata James K. Morrison. Auburn Wesley G. Park . Scranton Ciias. A. Keeps, Philadelphia Harold Simons. Bridgeport, Conn Ralph C. Sloop. Bloom. Va. Henry P. Smith. Baltimore Isaac M. Studiiolm. Wiconisco Clarence L. Swartz. Gettysburg Darrell Taylor, I-aquin John F. Thomas. Hampton Clarence J. Waybright, («ettysburg Dallas W. White, Omtown js. Mt. Carmel LOWER Ml DIU.EK CLASH Raymond K. Agnew. Fern wood Ciias. F. Barclay, Sinnamahoning David K. Coates, Westmont, N. J. Morris K. Cobertii. Baltimore, Md. Ivan I. Collins, Table Rock Alhon K. Ficiitnbr, Concmatigh (iiSELA A. Grimm. Cicttysburg Donald L. Hammers. (icttyslxirg Kleanore I. Heindel. Gettysburg Jacob K. Hr.reter. Gettysburg Buy F. Hoffman, Williamsport, Md. A. Adeline Hcjllikgkb. (jettysburg Robert W. Wood. Albert S. Holunger, Gettysburg William K Hunger. Vandcrgnft John B. Miller, (iettysliurg Antonio 1%. Montrros, Mazatlan. Mex. Ralph D. Ostsrlund. Philadelphia George W. Ream. Johnstown Martha J. Robinson, Gettysburg Frederick L Ssker, Littlcstown Edwin Simons, Bridgeport, Conn. Joseph I. Sinors, Bridgeport. Conn Roy I.. Sloop. Bloom. Va. Anna E. Vaughn, («ettysburg Washington, D. C. JUNIOR (LASS William M. Armstrong. Baltimore, Md. Ciias. D. Bennett, Philadel|� hia Paul A. Clutz. Gettysburg Antilemo i : la Concha. Mexico Stanley Fortunato, Pittsburgh Paul D. Wood. Washington, D. C. Leonard Fortunato, Pittsburgh Anton F. Haas. Baltimore, Md. Oliver R. Kirschmann. I hiladclphia Sidney P. Simons. Bridgeport, Conn. Isaac N. Snivklv. Cynwvd 80 Cbaptrr VII Uttt 3Bap to fmqtt Ur kuktd it hi A ami far Chapter VII The Best Way to Forget Horace � humiliating experience proved sufficiently hitter. He became a cynic and a pessimist, and the time which he should have spent working out trigonometry problems lie used in figuring out pleasant ways to commit suicide. It was thus that his attention was drawn to football, which seemed to him an excellent method of self-destruction, I le went to the gymnasium and demanded a suit. Having procured it he wandered aimlessly out on Nixon Field. The foothall season was at it« height Coaches Wood and leathers were lurking out orders to the sweating warriors. They both spied the husky Horace at the same time and descended tq on him like two birds of prey upon an ex- cept ionaIly choice morsel. “Hurry Up there. Spoof. Where do you think you are going? To a fu- neral? Take Shorty’s place at quarterback,” yelled Coach Wood. “No. no. no, that will never do. end. You fall in there too easy. One man of the interference took you out that time. Watch that pas . Whoa. Signal off. Try that play on the other side of the line, (ict together in there, you poor ham� . Rotten, rotten. Cse your head Spoof, use your head. That’s lietter.” All Horace knew about football had liccti picked up in the tiack alleys of Appendicitis. He was a well-built boy, and quick on his feet, but this was a new experience for him and he felt rather «taxed. The scrubs were on the defensive, trying out the varsity attack. Horace knew no signals, nor was it necessary that he should. He was playing lack for a punt Three times the Mubliorii scrubs had siojiped the plunges of the varsity hacks. On the fourth play the ball was snapjicd to the big fullback, who kicked the pig'kin high and far. Down the Held, Horace waited, crouched and tense. The Kill came twisting «(own through the air to him. He made a pretty catch, and turning shandy, raced straight across toward the opposite side line. Half way across the Held, the op|N� siug end missed him completely, and lie cut in. zig-zagging his way and run- ning like a greyhound. On the ten-yard line, the fullliack made a «lesperate at- tempt to get Horace from behind. He caught one foot, ami threw him hard, so hard that xmiething snapi d, and Horace groaned with | ain. “Too lad. but I am afraid lie is out of the game for the season.” said the Coach. “It’s a broken arm. Mighty pretty run he made. Help him off there, boys.” “All right, varsity, try that off-tackle play again. Signals. ’ The practice went on. Uit Horace, pale and shaky, was escorted to a doc- tor � office for rcjiair . 'Hie fellows who accom|ianicd him were but chance acquaintances, and he was thrilled by their interest and a certain deference in their mannrr toward him. 'Hie ordeal of setting the broken bones finished, Horace walked back to College, still accompanied by his solicititous friends. On the way they were stnp| ed by innumerable curious and syni| athetic fellow students Horace revelled in this strange notoriety. Every question of “How’s the old arm, Spoof?” added to his sense of im}M rtaucc and. when he reached his room in Old Dorm he sat down. S| cnl but happy with this reflection on his lips. “I'm a hero. Yes. sir, a lien� . k h” fa THE 1999 IteSPECTEUMs atljlrttcs at € rttpsburg From every point of view, the 1920 footlwll season was a most successful one. 'Hie defeats inflicted by Pennsylvania State College and Buckncll do not detract materially from the record of one of Gettysburg's greatest football teams. State, with a wealth of material to draw from to build one of the big teams of the Hast, is outside the small college class to which Gettysburg belongs. Buckncll had a splendid football machine well fimncol, completely equipped. and with an imposing record against big teams. We need not feel ashamed of the heroic l� attlc put up by our team against long odds. t )ur Athletic Committee has always ! een hampered hv lack of funds, ami, consequently, it lias l� cen difficult to obtain needed material and jiersonnel With the 1920 season as the hist under an antiquated policy, wc begin a new phase of football history at Gettysburg. A committee headed by “Dutch” Rice and “Box Hummed, has hern charged with the duties of securing necessary funds from Alumni, and inducing football players to come to (Gettysburg. With a team well financed and strength- ened by new material, we arc going to play a schedule next season that includes, besides our old opponents. University of Pennsylvania and Muhlenbttrg. The first two move? made by the Alumni Athletic Com- mittee were to begin cementing closer and more cordial relation� with the business men of f Gettysburg, ami to secure letter co-operation with the team by the student body. The success of these two acts of pol- icy are apparent in the friendly and co-operative spirit manifested by the (Gettysburg Chamlicr of Commerce in a resolution of recent «Late, and in the increased interest of the student generally in our football fortunes. We feel confident that the self-sacri- ficing work of these devoted alumni will result in more games won against bigger teams, and a resulting accretion to the glory of (Gettysburg. ATHLETIC MANAGERS VARSITV HMJTHALL TEAM THE 1922 3 spectrum Dif football jfefiison Coaches “Bill” Wood ami Doyle Ixathrr U gan preparations for the 1920 football season with a wealth of material and every prosper! f« r a successful year. “Bill Wood, captain of Penn State's strong team of 1915 and premier lincs- man had charge of training our litte, white Doyle Leathers whi|� ped the backftdd into sKipe. The season opened at Penn State, where we lost by a 13 0 score—a splendid showing against one of the strongest teams in the Mast. Against Western Maryland, Gettysburg rolled tip a 6S-0 score, in the easiest game of the season. At Ursinus we heard the preliminary muttering of a storm of hard luck. We won. hut lad breaks and an eccentric referee kept the score down to 6-0. The Albright game on Nixon Field was won by a score of 21-10. but at a heavy cost. Bream, who had licen playing the star game of his career, and whose punting was a mainstay of the defense, was tackled ami suffered a fracture of the left leg. which kept him out of the game the rest of the season. In tlie next game, with Dickinson at Nixon Field, we sent the big delegation of Carlyle rooter lack home saddened liv a 21 -0 score. “Shorty Davis, whose generalship at quarterback and splendid open-held run ning hail been features in every game, was taken out in the second half with a sprained ligament. A badly crippled team faced Villa Nova at York, and humbled them by a 34-7 score. The Villa Nova game over, the coaches were forced to deal with the problem of making the most out of a battered varsity in tlie big footlall event of the year against Bucknell at Harrisburg. With Bream out of the game, Fuhrman was needed in the backfictd to do the kicking Coaches Wood and Leathers lntmrcd tirelessly to rebuild the battered line ami form a smooth-working hack field. In spite of the critical situation, enthusiasm ran high the night before the Bucknell game. There was a big mass meeting with cheers and speeches, and the next day the Harrisburg Special was tilled with enthusiastic rooters, f n Maud Park in Harrisburg that afternoon a loyal and spirited crowd of (iettyshurg sup- porters watched our rrijqilcd team tight through the game against a junverful foot- ball machine. With saddened hearts they saw the inevitable happen and Buck nell triumphed by a 45-0 score. Against Mount Saint Marys the team came lack with the same old tight, and trimmed the Mountaineers 214). The season ended at Lancaster where (iettys- hurg ami Franklin and Marshall sec-sawed lack and forth across a muddy ticld, miller a dripping sky until the final whistle blew with the score 0-0 This game was commented upon by new� |ttper writers as an exhibition typical of the splendid footlall spirit of both teams. In -tpitc of injuries, “bad breaks, and misfortunes in general, the 1920 foot- ball season with its two lone reverses was one of the most successful in recent years. Next year we meet Bucknell again w ith the same tenacity of | uri osc. the same sportsmanship that, win or lose, has made Gettysburg� footlall history a glorious one. Captain Emanuel At the «id of thi year � footfall «easnn, Gettysburg lost by graduation, the greatest man at the positi n of end which she has errr produced. Vic has proven hi� ability as a captain and player. As a tackier, he sa often seen to not only take out interference, hut get the man with the hall a well, lie was a square player ami al- ways played a clean game. He could receive forward j«oc« with- out fail, ami many rimes it was Vic � ’ ability at thi� art which sated a game. We feel wire that hud Vic been playing at a large uni- versity, he would have l«eew selected as one of the end of the All- American team. aptain-Elect Bream Captain Elect Bream played in hard luck this year, as he was compelled to remain idle most of the time on account of a broken leg sustained in the Albright game. Wc hare here a courageous and plucky tighter He is the smallest man at fulltoek in the ranks of college football, and lias proven himself to outclass other of the same position. “Hen can punt and run hack punt like no other, and his running through a broken field is splendid. When it comes to hocking the line, he is sure to make a gain Bream's injury, at the beginning of his nwM successful year, was a cause of deep regret to everyone. Dtikbohn We lose Dulie this year by graduation and he will have gradu ated from the pkBron a well, hull well do we know that lie has the spirit of old and has fought with the old teams of (iettyslnirg as well a the present ones. As a tackier, he was always sure to bring down his man. His hobby was to break up interference, and several times during the past season, he proved this fact, saving us losses. Dulrhohtl ha� had much experience a a player and � � � looked upon as a well developed warrior of the line. 7 Hotttz limit wa handicapped during the t� a t kwhi by injuries, and wa forced to remain out of the game |wrt of the time. Hr played quarterluck llir early part «if the season, bat later shifted to.halfback. We have here a very clever line-plunger, and a consistent ground trainer, lie wav very successful at diagnosing forward passes ami intercepting them. Thit he made known to in at tin- Hucknrll game when lie intercepted a clever trick pan� Adam is always wide-awake ami looking for tlx hall, and while at ipiartertiack, lie proved his alertness by engineering the team to several victories. Nicety Another Gettysburg man to lw injured was Nicely. Thu caused Inm to give up the game for part of the «caaoti. ami we were sorry, for lie could lie depended upon to do some great playing Many times he was the man to lay out the path for the runner, and many thrr times he was the man to break up play that seemed unbreakable. Nicely was considered a dangerous roan liecause be had weight and strength. Ilis work both on the offence and defence proved his ability, lie is very fart for a man of his weight I erew The line next year will feel Lcfew's loss He is very tall, and at the same time so built that all his opponent found him a hard man to conquer. This machine-like man can fulfill his part on the line so well that Dulehohn finds he can work better with -Larry as his partner than with any other linesman. Lerew received several in- juries in past years which caused him to lie handicapped to some ex- tent this season. He came to us from Lebanon Valley two years ago, and at once made a name for himself at the tackle position. H - Ziegler Another very important warrior will lie kwl by graliiati m, and we frrl that Zirg’' ba earned all that be rrfrnd th� year. An a guard, he b very amsistent. and liecause of his endurance, wr phiM depend upon him to do hi share in the game He «� very cnol- lieadcd and never become excited when the other tram make un- expected gain� . I Kit mntmur� to |4ay with ease and ability that win in the end Ilf • a manly player, ami is always in the game to give •he Mher felk w a M|tiare deal. We never lieard ‘2ieg” |tiurrr| with the authorities no a decision. Hr sticks in there ami fight� . Stewart Here is another of Captain Emanuel� co worker sh. officiated at the opposite end from Vic.” He t a very fast man. and well do we remember the Dickinson game wlien “Slew made a name for himself by picking up that fumble, and running forty yard� foe a touchdown Stewart was a man who could tie depended upon to bold up his end of the game, and was a tackier of no mean ability. H� is cool-headed and quick-witted enough to grab the breaks, and do the right tiling at the right lime Phillips Sam got many of the burnt� and hard knocks of the cas«� n. Hr put into the game all that was in him and more, llis teammates con- sidered him as the hard guy. and we can well say that he had genuinr courage and fighting spirit. He was on the team in his freshman year before the war. and then returned, two years ago. to his old post, lie will leave ns this year by graduation, and his Iom will be fdt severely lie i« one of oar cleverest and most consistent lack- held men. W� m THE 1999 Fuhrtnan Fuhrman is one of our heavy men, ami ha developed into Pile of the best fnlllacks ever seen on Nixon Field, lit� punting i good to |in4 upon, because we all know that the pipkin is sure to travel when Fats boot it. His speed, considering hi weight, canm be excelled, ami, while at the fullback position, he showed hi� ability as a hacker of the line. Daring tile first part of the season. Fuhrman placed at tackle, takmie his position of former year , and upheld his reputation in that department. However, due to injuries to other men, he was shifted to fnlthack. where he of course was hand� - capped on account of I «ting a line man. hot time soon prowl that lie wa� well fitted for the place McDowell McDowell still has another year yet in which he can uphold his record as a line bucker. He can always lie counted upon to make a good gain, and he is a very sure man to lack up the line He has endurance am! always play a very steady game. He distinguished himself as a player when the great run was made hy him in the Western Maryland game. “Mac is not very big. hut he i well built, am! has grit and pluck. Davis “Shorty” i the name given to the smallest ami fastest man on the team. He, too. was unfortunate enough to receive an injury in the OickiriHui game which caused his withdrawal from the football activities this year. Our team w.is handicapped by hi loss, as Davis wa . first of all. a good mail at running the end HI speed to- gether with his diminutive sire mode it impossible for opponents to stop him. He was known as the “India Rubber Man, or the “Little Wonder. He was good at running iwck punts, and m fact any kind of broken firld running. ’ Shorty still has another year in which to maintain his reputation, and we feel sure that he will do it. 90 - --------------------------- - ■ THE I9‘2‘2 SPECTRUM Ginffcrich “Ginger’ ha the Ivnwr tiring «me of the few who played in every gome nf the season. ami went through without a iCTatch. Hr i« a vrry g«MHl guard ami. with hi tine athletic physique, hr ha the endurance that hold to the end Hr praaesxe the alnlity to pen the path for the man with the ball, and combine strength with head- work. Ginger � ch has thr haliit of breaking through the line, and getting the man with the tudl before any ground � « gnimd. Wr ex- pect great thing of him next year. Kyle Kyle, brttrr known a “Jackie, serve� at cml and ha A«r ex- ccrdingly good work during the part «won. He i fart on hi feel ami tackle like a wild cat. He cover punt «plcmiidly and pounce on the opposing l� a� k liefow they get rtarted. Kyle ha another year with u . and we feel that he will receive a regular berth at md next year ami distinguish himself. Reiser Reiser ha proved himself to he one of the bert end eetl here. He ha good weight, and still not too much to low him up. He very dependable, and did exceptionally line work this year m the llucknrl! game He was our mainstay until injuries put him «nil of the game. This misfortune cau ed some anxiety a one -� de of otir Imc sat considerably weakened hy his absence. Next year, we feel that Reiser will nuke a greater name for hbn elf. and w hope that hard luck will not interfere 91 Derr Here we have (.iugerich's partner, a� Derr played in the curre spending position on the opposite side of tin- line. Herr v� a a man who ptMKued plenty iff light ami spirit. In fact he was so enthusi- astic when in a game that be pm life into the «hole team, lie never trieel to «how any individual work, hut «a always no the jump for I lie tram � sake Smith tjviartrrlark Smith wu one of the tram who always shotted good head work at the right time. Hi� generalship won the victory on several occasion . He is not very heavy hut demonstrate great skill at bucking the line. He is a Hcet nuttier and grt away, around the ends quite often. Smith was handicapped nearly the entire sea- son on account of weak ankles hut showed tile old righting spirit He still ha two years with us. and we feel sure that his career will lie brilliant. Gilliland ‘'Jim wa� tlic mainstay at center this year, and all on account of his fight and courage. He goes into a game with lot of spirit, and is never asleep Oft (lac job. lie demand that the team must win. und then enforces that demand. He is an accurate passer, ami as a roving center lie get hi big � harc of the tackle . •‘Jim ’ still ha lwx years at center, and we kmm- that he will work hard next year. ft THE 198« •■ = SPECTRUM 3 r Weiglc Wrigle «a� � mr of the light cm men on the team but proved him- self a very consistent ground gainer. Hr played both at fullback ami halfback. developing hit� a t'mc paftser ami kickrr He wav tlcrt-footed enough in get away around the end and wriggle through hole in thr |w r Next year we expect much more fr � m him Mordan Here we have the man who had the honor of bring the only Frrthman to he a Varsity player, and he well deserved this honor. Mordan could always | c depended Upon for a good gam through the line. He is the only Freshman who received hi letter, and with three year before him we feel that .Mordan will make a name f � r himself among the hnckridd star of («ettyshurg. lie had the mi� fortune of rrcrivtug injurie at State which caused him to be some what handicapped through the season. For thi reason he was only put in a game for -bort period . He is a very energetic player, ami always worked hard. Among the football men of the year who Helped make the team a success were Richards, a cen- ter of |a t year ; Hean. who showed splendid form on the line; Ganlr. who will make as an end next year; Wolfe, who on account of his huge stature � considered a comer, and Wise, a good back field man. s ii ii )M ikfs n ntKSHMKN i t' S 4 I 1 CArr. MILLER Cl)f HasUrtOall Reason Hardly had the curtain licen drawn on the lootli.ill reason before the lwsketli.ilI season was begun. In answer to Coach Leather's call for candidates it was found that several men of last year’s squad were among the missing. MS| ecdyM Baker, after performing brilliantly for four years was lost by graduation; Bream was out with a fractured leg. received in the Albright game Hi kiss was deeply felt, Lit with Captain Miller, ex Captain Ziegler. Mundorf and Gingcrich, Coach Leather had the making of a good team. Then too. we were exceptionally fortunate in having an abundance of good material in the Freshman class. («ante ami Dean, of Lancaster High School, and Bender of Hanover High School, were the most promising first year mm. W ith lltcM men to till the gap left by those lost from la l year’s squad, Coach Leathers found the prol - lem of producing a winning combination greatly simplified. As the course of events has proven, we were not to lie disapixmited. The season was o| cne l on the home floor with an easy victory over Drexel. After Christmas, the season was started in earnest by a victory over Albright's fast team. Hit of the first eight games we were successful in all but one, Huckncll nosing u out by one point, after a very hard game on their floor. Among the vanquished were Drexel. Albright. Dickinson, Carnegie Tech, ami Mt. St. Marys. At the present writing the season has progressed l ut half way Although not gifted with prophetic instinct, we cannot lie too optimistic concerning the part of the season which is to come. Captain Mike” Miller has been playing a splendid game at center. He rarely fails to get the tip off. and without him tin team would lie very much like a ship without a rudder. He is a clever passer ami an accurate shot. Fx-Captain Zieg- ler is one of the l c t guards that Gettysburg ha ever had “Zieg” never lets them shoot, and works hard all the time. In “Punk” Mundorff we have an agile for- ward, and one of the lieM shots on the team. He also passes cleverly and uses good head work. • lingerich is our other guard. Besides licing a stone wall on the defense, (linger” is a splendid shot. He does the most of the foul shooting, and tin caged a large percentage of his attempt . Gant is a new man on the squad this year. 11c is extremely fast, and would show to even better advantage on a large floor. He combine his speed with accurate shooting. There are some tine players among the substitutes. Stewart. Dean. Wise and Bender have all played in a number of the games, ami have shown tine form. Through graduation in June wc lose the services of Captain Miller. Zieg- ler. Mundorff ami Stewart. It is true that tli„ loss of these men will tie deeply felt, but with the return of oilier varsity mm ami the splendid reserve material, another successful season is assured next year. VARSITY BASKETBALL TIAM At Gcttyslwrg At Gettysburg At (icttysbuiY At Philadelphia At Lomburg At Carlisle At Gettysburg Varsitp I’uskftball Tlie Score to February 1. 1921 - • • - - - Gettysburg 35—Drcxcl 18 Gettysburg 30—Albright 28 Gettysburg 34—Carnegie Tech. 18 Gettysburg 34—Drexel 23 (Gettysburg 30—BtKkodl 31 - Gettysburg .10—Dickinson 29 - - Gettysburg 31—Mt. St. Marys 17 97 (I . rui: ii)22 kj SPECTRUM � ?TI)f £. £ . E. C. at rttpsburg The purpose of the R. ). T. C. is not only to give the college man sonic knowledge of military training and prepare him for leadership in war, but. likewise, to fit him for the atTaifs of civilian life. It aims to develop in the man such qualities as: integrity, strength of character, initiative, and a sound mind within a sound body. Under the able leadership of Captain Tuttle, the unit here at Gettysburg has pros pered. 'Hie opinion has lieeti expressed by several government inspectors that the Get- tysburg Unit is one of the best in the Eastern States. A continual improvement ami de- velopment in the course predict a fine future for the R. . T. C. unit located here. Much interest is shown by those enrolled in the course, and the enthusiasm with which they have undertaken tin work lias increased the efficiency of the unit both in theoretical work in the doss room, and in practical work in the field. Upperclassmen arc permitted to take the advanced course, which is embraced under four main heads: minor tactics, military' adm r.istration. tofmgraphy. and military law. At the present time twenty-five men are enrolled as students in the advanced work. Elabo- rate equipment is furnished by the Government for the advanced training. Among other thing', there arc furnished ten automatic pistols, four automatic rifles, two machine guns, one three-inch mortar, one thirty-seven milimctrc gun, and a large scale relief map. Much interest is taken in target practice, ami there is a keen rivalry among the better marksmen. There is also a healthy rivalry between the two com|«auies. which reaches a high |� int each year in basketball games and track meets. The success of the unit here is due in a large measure, to the personality and quali- ties of leadership possessed by Captain Tuttle, ami to him the College owes a large debt of gratitude for the success of Gettysburg in his detriment. 99 THE 1922 SPECTRUM� Hie llasfball serason Another chapter in the history of baseball at Gettysburg has been completed, and it is with pride that we mark it as among our most success- ful ones. At the beginning of the season. Coach Plank had some difficulty in Idling the (positions vacated by last year's graduates. A large num- ber of candidate appeared. however, from which, after a few games, our Coach was aide to mould a winning combination which was full of |K p and spirit. f if the fourteen games played nine were victories, one a tie ami four were le- fcats. This is a splendid record, and one which we are justly proud. Factors which for victory in no small degree were the strength of the pitching staff, the line spirit prevalent among the players, and the whole- hearted Mip| � n of the student body. All these elements made themselves manifest last season front the outset. Yarrison. Menchey, and Noll of the 1919 hurling staff and Wise—a new man who COACH PLANK pitched a very consistent game- all did excep- tional work when called upon to toe the mound. ITicrc was evidence of team work and good obi Gettysburg Pep from the time the game was called until the last man struck out. Too much cannot lie said of any one of the individual players who hcl| ed to make the 1920 squad one of the fastest that Gettysburg lias ever seen. Captain Kyle—it is well to note that “Jacky” is the first second year man who has ever captained a kill dull at Gettysburg — lescrvcs lots of credit for his fighting spirit and the masterly way he covered first base. Rulic Yarrison. a player who could very easily go into professional liall. had the rare distinctum of being a hard hitting pitcher. He |Hit more balls into the swamp than any other slugger on the team. Kcdcay fielded brilliantly at shortstop, and hit well in the pinches. Bright ami Ginger- ich both had good kitting averages. Freddie Bang's |icg to second caught many a daring base runner. Shaulis. our other catcher, played a fine game and liatted exceptionally well in the Dickinson game Hcrsh and Kciser cov- ered the outer garden along with Kulie Yarrison who played left field when not pitching. ‘'Cal Plowman, the utility man. was a hard hitter. Wc arc looking forward to the season of 1921 as one which will in all respects equal that of last year. Yarrison and Mcnchy have been lost by graduation, but with the wealth of mate- rial which we have in college at the present time our hopes for the success of the coming season arc high. 100 CAPT. KYI.K THE 1922 SreCTRUM VARSITY BASEBALL TEAM 101 Illt Cmbrr J)atl) Perhaps the greatest achievement of Gettys- burg on the track hist year was the splendid showing made in the Penn Relays by Wcrtman, iiaehnlcn. Kudtsill anil McBride. This quartet of runners finished second in their class, living outdistanced only by the team from George Washington University. In the different meets, although not always the victor, t iettyshurg fought hard and always made good showings. The men all worked hard throughout the year. Captain Miller ami liaehn- len performed well in the jumps and hurdles. I.arcw and Nicely did fine work in tin shot and Coble showed good form in the distance runs. Putnam was our best discus thrower, but a trifle inconsistent. Mahafhe and McBride did well in the hurdles and jumps, and Cooper and Boath did the pole vaulting. Kudisill ami Wcrtman «bowed tine form in the «lashes. In the tirst meet with Muhlenberg, our team went down to defeat, winning only four tirst places out of a | ossil 1c sixteen. W crtman took first in the 220 ami 440-yard dashes, and Larew and Buck took first places in the shot |� ut and two mile run. respectively. In our next dual meet, which was with Dickinson, our athletes were again de- feated, but by a much closer score. The high jump was won by Captain Miller, with Iiaehnlcn a close second. Larew and Putnam won the shot put and the dis- cus throw, respectively. Wcrtman was first in the 440-yard dash. )ur third meet was with Buckncll, ami was held in Lcwisburg. In this meet our athletes were almost entirely outclassed. We managed to get three first places. 1-irew and Miller took first in the discus throw and the high hurdles. Wcrtman also got a first in the 440-yard dash. In the last meet of the year our team triumphed over F. M. on Nixon Field, losing only three first places out of a possible fourteen. Iiaehnlcn. 1-ircw and Coble were the individual star of this meet. In coiK’hoiou it might lie said that Haehnlen, Wcrtman and Larew were the chief point gatherers in the meets. The following also helped in the winning of points: Coble. Miller. Buck. Mahaffie. Nicely. Kudisill. IHitnam. Cooper, Saylor, Boath, Fisher, Davis. Ilarhaugh. McBride and Buchanan. Too much credit cannot l� e given to Coach Leathers for his untiring efforts in coaching the team am! showing them how to make the most mu of their ability, ('oath Leathers is one of the greatest track men (iettyshurg has ever produced. and his experience makes him a splendid instructor SEASON'S SCORES (iettyshurg 35 Muhlenberg 69 (iettyshurg - 59 - - Dickinson 67 (iettyshurg 44 Buckncll «0 Gettysburg - 72 - - F. M. 43 COACH LKATHr.RH 102 THE 1922 , SPECTRUM VAMITY TRACK TEAM m VARHITY TKXMS TRAM (Trinus i rUifU) The Tennis season at Gettysburg was rather short last year, and considered front the � taml|ioiiu of the numlier of victories it was not a most successful season. But four matches were played and three of these were lost. A decisive victor)' was won over Moravian College, but we were beaten twice by F. M. and once by Mcrccrsburg Acad- emy. It must be said in our favor tltat lioth of these teams were exceptionally strong, and that all our games were lost by narrow margins. Captain Gtcist was without doubt the fastest man on the team. Me had a good serve and always played a very steady game. Keller showed good form all season. His experience in the service where he played on the University of Nancy team in France stood him in good stead. Ftshicd played a good consistent game throughout the season. AIhig «lici fine work until he sustained a bad sprain in his right hand that kept him out of the ganw a considerable jwrt of the season. He starred especially in the doubles. “Dick” Wolfe, who took Alhig's place, played a very good game, considering the fact that it was his first year of vanity tennis. In the first match with F. M. he won live only game of the match. 104 ■- — . 'H© u : S5? Ctwpttr VIII - --J- - --■ - w vuTiufi iru ’0 1 1 tr. .. 4 .. r . _ . . r -t . rtn ■ J i . -. ki.ji.J! • He iltriil d to txccome a minister 14M Chapter VIII Converted Horace's broken arm knit slowly. lie went to class carrying it at hall mast, ami lived in prqwtual fear that news of the catastrophe might reach parental cars. His thoughts, which had all lieen of a serious nature since his love had forsaken him. turned toward religion. Necessity compelled him to Ik present every Sunday evening at the historic church, known to the people of (iettysburg as the College Church. His cuts were all consumed, and his conscience would not allow him to forge a church excuse. Furthermore, his father had always raised him in the way he should go, ami he found mi pleasure in reading the comic � u| plemeut or a kite edition of Snappy Stories while the discourse was in process. Previously he had slept through the sermon as peacefully as a three-year-old child, but of kite he had been keeping awake at least j� art of the time and listening. He began to a|� preciate the wealth of thought that could Ik abstracted from one of Dr. Wagner's sermons, ami when the Doctor made the subject of his discourse The Prodigal Son.” be listened attentively. It was not bard for him to draw the analogy tictwcen himself and the husk- eating prodigal. Surely the fowl w hereof he ate at the hoarding house was worse than the husks that the Doctor alluded to. and as for rioting, did be not Inc in old Dorm? lie remembered the anti-matrimonial club out at seminary. That was the plaee for him. The next day he petitioned the faculty to change from the art course which he had lieen taking in Civil Engineering, to (iroup I. the ministerial department. He cultivated the friendship of his fellow' ministerial students, allowed hi hair to grow' long, and smoked innumerable cigarettes. He finally joined the minis- terial association. Every Sunday morning now found him at Y. M. C. A. He discovered that the lectures given by the faculty members and others were quite interesting. By way of practice for hi profioscd career, as a missionary to the Fiji Islands, he made a trip through Mcknight Hall, and alrnnti suffered martyrdom. He proved such a pillar of strength in the Y. M. C. A. that he was elected to an office on the cabinet. During the Week of Prayer he attended every meeting, ami listened atten- tively to the sermons preached by the Rev. Wolf, lie liegan to go to Sumlay School on Sunday morning. Decidedly Horace was a changed man. He had been converted. f course the thought never came to his mind that when at home he always had attended divine services, and that he was merely pulling out of the rut into which he had “back slid.” To analyze that situation loo closely might have revealed the fact that college life docs not always take the religious trend. It is the Y. M. C. A„ and Mtnikir organizations which supply the upward turn. Horace often w alked o er licside the Chemie I-ah and stowl contemplating the comer stone of the projected Weidensall College Y. M. C-- A. Building. It was only a piece of marble set in a cairn of limestone, hut to Horace, it was the promise of a spacious building raised by the devoted hands of members of the Women’s League. He anticipated the refreshing delights of the swimming pool, the comfort and convenience of reading and music rooms, and the opportunity to attend devotional exercises. Each time that l . Sanders announced In Chapel that work on the building was to begin at an early date he ;q ]ilaudcd ami shouted himself hoarse. When an apical was made to the students to dig the cellar for the new building, Horace, who was the first to respond, dug quite a hole, and marked it with a stake on which his personal card was tacked. 107 MINI8TKKIAL ASSOCIATION 1« diopter IX frptafrng ink 10t A ffrhhI l al of ink hml for� � xpiUM 110 Chapter IX Splashing Ink 11 wa a very mild winter. hi one or two days the suit shone brightly, and a soft south wind whispered a promise of Spring to the sleeping treev At night the moon hung in a jeweled sky. dripping a rain of silver over trees and silent buildings. Horace grew a “gooey as the campus after a rain. One evening returning from his boarding house, full of fried mush and sentiment, he stood on Center Walk and indulged in a hit of reverie. He was quite melancholy, for it seemed that everything that he tried ended in a miserable fiasco. Even the One Woman who had brought a great love into his life in the movies had deserted him at Sem. Me was w ithout a purpose. Ah. Moon, hr sighed, “thou mighty alchemist, whose magic transforms the base, hare earth into argent l eauty. would that I could utter the words that arise in me. Me repeated the ajiostrophc. and, liking the words, said it over sev- eral times in his sonorous tones, as he walked ujKlairs to his room. At his desk he picked Up a pen, sat down pensively, and picked at a cavity in a lower molar. Words came at hist, ami Horace began his first literary compo- sition. It was liorn with much travail, chewing of penholder, and splashing of ink. In fact a good deal of ink had been spilled, ami Horace was much bespat - tered when he leaned hack in his chair, ran «oiled fingers through his dank locks, and with awe in his voice breathed. Wonderful, tliat I, Freshman Spoof, have written this literary gem. I must give it to the world but not for a price. It shall appear in the ‘Gettyshurgian first. Horace hastened to the room of the editor of the (Icttysburgian. where he found Uvcngood busy at a typewriter, and surrounded by Mime members of his staff, all in the throes of literary production. “Good evening. said Horace in his ouict wav. “I've something here that I'm letting you have for the school jmjkt ’ )ur hero handed the {taper to the editor, and. turning modestly away, began examining his collection of fair-sex photographs. As the editor read his eye opened wide in amazement. Then he read aloud : BEAUTEOUS Moon Thou art my love. Mistress Moon: “Conic sit on my lap and we will spoon; “Here, where the Tiber scamper tinkling, Well hug and kiss and everything. “What care 1 for the maid of Earth; Me for a bimlio of celestial birth: Town girls are fickle and home ones expensive: You have. Honey Moon, experience extensive. The reader |iau ed. and winked at the convulsed members of his staff. Speaking to Horace he said. “My dear sir. I am grateful indeed for your kindness in letting me have this hit of your work. It surely will cause a sensation. Horace waved aside the congratulations of them all. thanked them, and re- turned to hi room to dream that night of a literary career to begin with the editorship of the Spectuum in his junior year. t n his way to attend a class the next morning in Glatfcltcr Hall, our hero stopped at the bulletin board to look for ini{ ortant notices. A group of giggling Co-Ed and grinning umlergrad drew hi attention to a {taper tacked to the board and which seemed to he the cause of all the hilarity. Horace U� � ked and nearly fainted. It was his {mem. Blushing with shame he hurried away, and sat through a French class, totally oblivious to the massacre of that graceful tongue 111 UfM THE 19C2C2 SPECTRUM5 tfNfttPsburgiiin A� taH Edit or-m-C kief ... Editor Associate Editor - Assistant Editors Sporting Editor Hnjiness Manager Advertising Manager Assistant Easiness Manager Circulation Manager Assistant Circulation Manager - - • V. I . Liyknunid. ‘21 - J. k. HmrftEt, '21 - O. D. Cobls. 21 . M. V. Bcrccss. '22 - H. K. M Bkh . 22 .- H. Keck. 72 - I- E. VVtXlDWARI), 71 K. W. F.tsiiiep. 71 - P. I . Bm u, 71 - K. K. it. Rice, '22 - P. I. Rent ay, 71 J. Doub, 22 113 « If l i Hr. W labile Litcrarp fcocletp 'I hc ITiilomathcan Literary Society has |xassed the ninetieth milestone of it history in a most flourishing condition. The society was organized February 4, 1KJI. According to the records of the fast. Philo must always have been a real, live Literal ) Society. To-day, the same distinguished honor is still claimed by its many enthusiastic mem- bers. The roll of Honorary Members includes: Presidents of the United States, great generals, noble statesmen, honorable governors, prominent novelists, distinguished ora- tors. famous jMiets. and powerful educators. l hilo also has the honor of having the Co- Eds as its members. This makes the Society very democratic in spirit and policy, and affords a variety for its programs of which Phrena cannot boast. Philo has liecn especially active this year, and the programs have been of many different character . There have been orations, debates, declamations, music of various kinds, sjielling-lices. and interesting tests of a general and psychological nature. Also some comedy sketch� ami short plays. The society has never lost sight of the fact that literary excellence is its chief aim. and its members are honestly upholding its honor of thr past. The Society Library contain over ix thousand volumes, many of which arc so old that they are of priceless value. The Library has lieen re arranged and re-catalogued, and is in excellent condition for general use by all literary society members Many new hook are continuously being added to the society's splendid collection. Ill THE 1922 ;; SPECTBUM ? - Pbrcna Litrrnrv fcocirtP Since reorganization Phrcna has flourished. Each succeeding meeting during the | ast two years has added new enthusiasm and revived the dormant literary talents. We now feel confident in saying that the standard of the society is higher than ever before at- tained. Programs of value from the literary standpoint were arranged for each meeting. Moreover, we have not confined ourselves to literary subjects alone. Scientific talks, music in its many forms, dialogues, monologues, deitate , and cxtcnijioranoous speeches have been the sources of much entertainment and instruction. From our society men have gone forth into the many walks of life and success has l ecn theirs. If we will but trouble to investigate we will And that a great |iortion of the men who have gone from this college to the high ranks of human endeavor were mein Iters of I’hrena Society. We can with all justice draw the conclusion that the jtart these men took in literary work must have had much influence on their successful career. A library containing volumes of all the standard works of literature is one of our dear possessions. During the j� ast year many new volumes have been added to our al- ready large collection. These books arc in constant circulation among members of both literary societies, and the inspiration gotten therefnun is an important factor in the character building of their reader . May we hope that in the future years the spirit now manifest will continue to live and develop. Surely nothing t ut good can come of the time spent in literary pursuits. 115 CETTYHBIKG DEBATING CLUB Sntrrtollrgiatr Drbatrs Woodward, Linn and Carlson. Captain. coni| oscd the team which defeated Ri| oii College on March the first, 1921. at Let tysburg. The question was “Resolved, That European Immi- gration Should Ik Further Restricted by Uw. Gettysburg had the affirmative. and the decision was two to one in their favor. Mogcl. Willard an«l Livengood. Captain, delated Ursinus ColWge ; l L' minus on the negative side of the Question: “Re- solved. ’Dial Immigration Should Lie Rigidly Excluded for a Period of Three Years.” Rice. Holman and Kichelbcrger. Captain, formed the team which delated Ursinus College at iettydnirg on the affirmative side of the same question mentioned above. 117 Km THE 1922 Jntrr Cl.iBS Drbatrs Jl'MOKS The junior Team was composed of I.inn. Rice and Willard, Captain. On November 29tli. 1920, they presented the affirmative side of the question: Resolved. That Further Legislation Should Be Knacted Restricting Immigration. The decision was two to one in favor of the affirmative. In the championship. Junior-Sophomore De- late. the Juniors had the affirmative of the ques- tion: Resolved, That the I’hillipinc Islands Should Now He Granted Political Indrpend ence.” n December 10. 1920. the decision was unanimous in fa or of the affirmative. The Senior Team was composed of Falkcn- stcin, Kichclbcrger and Captain Woodward. US Wm THE v; SPECTRUM Sittrr Class Brbatrs The Sophomore Team was comjMwed of Erhard. I tollmen and Mogel, Captain. l hey had the negative of the question: “Resolved, That 1 Private t hrnerahip of the Railroads Should Re Abolished in the United States. In the delate with the Freshman, the division was two to one tor the negative. The Freshman team consisted of Congleton. Rergwul) and Allenun. Captain. FRESH 11� 120 Cfcptrr X ft jfrttnb , ttft junior It! The Cream of the College 122 Chapter X His Friends, the Juniors A certain night in tin latter part of January found Horace visiting one of his Junior fricinis on the SrECTtuxi Staff. The Junior hail his sleeves rolled up a wet towel around his head, and was plowing through reams of manuscript. Horace lay cud- dled comfortably into a dilapidated coxy corner. Outside a storm was raging, and the wind howled mournfully over the red shale terrain. It was warm inside, and the hiss of the radiator mingled with the scratch of a hasty pen. Across the hall some one was conducting an old'fashioned rough house, and there was some severe jarring and thump- ing, mingled with the tinkle of broken glass. In the next room a dissipated voice yodeled “eight spade . With a veil of mum| h the Junior flung a final hatch of manuscript into one comer, and did an abbreviated form of the Indian Sun Dance, his brilliantly colored bathrobe adding a bizarre effect to the ceremony. “There they are. dod blast 'em,” he yelled. Every last one from A to aml-so-forth, their pedigree, and a half Imked character sketch apiece, each one checked from a list pro- cured iron Fire-bell” Stover. Registrar. Whoopee!! Horace picked up some of the stray paper and liegan to peruse them. Some of these write-ups arc pretty flowery, are they not?” he said after a little hesitation, and some of these things arc not exactly true. You even refer here once to the Junior class as the Cream of the college. “Young man. said the Junior, propping hi feet ujion the bureau, “don’t |� oke fun at the Spectrum. Why. this book travels as far west as Wilson College, and as far cast as Hanover. When a girl in one of the nearby institutions of female education desires the company of a good-looking young nun for a dance, she turns to the Spectruju, leaf back through the pages until she finds a striking specimen of manly beauty, and orders the goods delivered by the Western Maryland Railroad, f. o. h. Gettysburg. Yes I will ad- mit that it i a terrible thing to judge a man by the picture of him that appears in the Spectrum, and that the write-ups also are scarcely criteria upon which one could base a sound judgment of character, but nevertheless there is usually a kernel of truth in them for all of that. Errors? Oh. yes. We are not publishing an errata column. Jmt it is my honest opinion that we should do so. For instance, when we say that “(linger Gingcrich lost out by one vole in the Board of Trustee for the Presidency of Hood College, we have distorted the fact . The truth of the matter is that Ginger was elected unanimously. Then we referred in one place to Bill Krebs' splendid baritone singing voice. As far as we know, that i a falsehood. His voice is coloratura soprano. Someone wrote tin up as a very quiet boy and George Keck as a woman hater, and we are so rushed that we won’t have time to change these things. ( h, yes, there are a number of flaws. Imt I think I’ll just gather this material up in apple pic order, ami we’ll go to press on the 5:55. And by the way, it’s time for my evening meal. Dash up town and get me a couple of hamburgers ami a pint of ice cream.” THE 1922 SPECTRUM,?� JCIjr $)iston of tfjr Jfunior Class To enumerate the deeds of a class such as ours is an immense task. As we look back upon our many achievement� and the struggle which lev! up to them, we arc tilled with a ffTC t deal of justifiable pride. A host of events have been crowded inti� the short period of time in which we have lived at Gettysburg, and to go into minute detail con- cerning them would require far more space than that allotted here. Volume would Iht necessary in order to record everything, and we must be content with a brief review of our most striking accomplishment . In the fall of I91K we all came together for the first time: Freshmen, to l� e sure, but the raw material from which lia develop! the versatile class of 1922. In every line of college endeavor, the purple ami gold lias held its own. f course victory sometimes eluded us, but more often has been | crsundcd by brain or brawn to alight upon «nir standard. t )ur freshman year, that season of mingled emotions and intense enthusiasm, lias left a lasting impression upon our minds. Not for all the world would we undo the ex- periences of that year. We were successful in winning the debate and baseball game. We were defeated in baskctl all by a team cotiquised of varsity torn. Inn wc emerged from that defeat with an undaunted spirit. The duties and responsibilities of our sophomore year found us ready. Due to the ruling of the faculty prohibiting ha ing. the persuasive paddles of the Sophomores were laid on the shelf, and the reign of terror ruled no more at Gettysburg. The foot- ball game with the freshmen result til in a tie� due partially to over-confidence and partially to the wet condition of the field. In basketball wc were especially strong, w inning from the freshmen in ail easy manner. Again we were victorious in the delate. In the role of upper-classmen, wc have assumed the dignity of our new (Kxsition but have retained the energy ami enthusiasm of former years. Our deleters scored two de- cisive victories, thereby winning the college championship. Ns a class, our school life has been so successful largely on account of the activity of our individual members in all phases of college life. In varsity athletics we have always been well represented, contributing our quota of men to the struggles of the cage, grid- iron ami diamond. We have always been exceedingly active in the various lines of liter- ary work. Many of our number are members of the literary societies, and quite a few hold office in them. We have played no minor part in social affairs. The Junior I'rom was the largest ever held in the histon of the institution, and was a splendid success from every view- point. ur banquets of former years were also highly successful. We brushed dull care aside, and the good-natured jollifications of those evening� linger within our memory. Right here it is appropriate to mention the good fellowship existing within our class. This friendship of one man for another lias been a source of gratification to us all. and lias bound us more closely together. If we have licen successful in anything that wc have done, wc attribute it directly to this spirit of harmony. It is our sincere hope and belief that our influence here at Gettysburg has been for the l est. and will continue so in the future. We arc sure that the sturdy character of our class has left a lasting impression upon this institution, and tliat when wc arc gone out into life, our Alma Mater will not soon forget us. nor shall wc soon forget our Alma Mater. 124 Henry M. Hkksii, Historian. Tilly - JOANNE MATILDA ANDERSON ALTOONA. PA. ri i in«i «i aiimh hi««i h 4 riiibi. y w. r a I.dlimt; n� «Vil, Ooivp II. This girl U a classical Kkfllilt, whose amld- timts arc waring toward a degree in medicine. Though we do not dnuht her ability, we «io doubt if «-he ever gets the ilegrec. Whew one has a lover, matrimony is very apt to step in and run the ranch. Good cooking is assured In the fact that three year� of college them- iatry have taught TiUie’ to prepare water for nil uses, both economic and extravagant Of Course when the liiitrrtim of a fowl is neede I in connection with the Sunday dinner, her skill with (lie scalpel in the biological lalmratory will '•rand her in good «trad. Srntinary sunsets are unite appealing to this little Swedish maid, for wr often notice her walking lack w ard on her way home from French class. Professor Rowlev Miller some- times wonder why the water has a salty taste; -Tilly always gets the blame. After all is said and done «he is that coy. M .ic-eyed, quick-witted, happy, studious little, philosophical. Itiological chemist. W'hether site becomes a physician or not. we know that sne- ce ■ will crown the heights of her ambition, ami the cla extends to her its best wishes for the future. -M. D- MICHAEL D. BAKER, «♦ WAYNK8BORO. PA. I’r |ai«4 hi High Cr.-Jun� , IU« •jo t (WmMUw; I'Imi Vbi h««l Viil CJI; ••r ih. JiiiiIiv ms nlin« ru'ltell T «ID. Juufce Piuii (VtMdliw; IxtU.rtili tt«t i Jl MmiIIB . OlWP tv. Behold this inflexible and conglomerate speci- men of humanity with the uiulioous map ami targe foundation. It is Empty t M It � Raker, whole ancestors roamed the woods of MngUtid, so the story goes, and lived after a very primi- tive fashion in the tree tops Say what you will about his relatum to the Darwinian theory, this man has a wonderful personality which enables him to make and hold many friends. This statement especially applies with regard to the powdered sex. He has l� rcn heard to iu that he has a girl awaiting him in every town. Hi time is about equally divided in writing letters to bis sweethearts, and loafing in chemistry laboratory. Certain reports have continued our suspicions that M. I), decorate (iettyshurg carpet Quite frequently. Hr has told us that when he wa less than six years old he began to walk, and that he has been using his fort ever since. We hope they do not take him down tin- path flat leads to destructum If live alluring lights and pitfall of life do not draw him aside, M D. i sure to reach the high pinnacle of success which Ivc has for his goal. The class hopes to some day read the legend. “M, I). Baker. M.D engraved in large letter nlmve his office door. 125 “Me� . HENRY T. BREAM. ♦FA CiBTTYHBl'IMi. PA. rr� |ur l «I IlWrt h-lmi; i'Um hnOtill ill; 4'U« IUmU !! ill; «to� . | 4«4U lk«ll ill. Virmltf � «-lb ll .1. II 4r.ll na.k-0.aU ll. 21: J.inl- I'riw lloHiltiw. I'M tM l««nl HuM;: Ui(U«ram l WKftl; IMnllkr. Onmp VI. This is another illustrious native of the Battlefield City. He claims that there is t� o place Kke Gettysburg. I ml we question this Male ment on account of his frequent trips to nearby towns. Somehow the girl seetn to fall foe “Hen. prutiably dnt to his passionate ml hair While in the West Side Sanatariiim at York, suffer- ing from a broken leg sustained during foot, •all season, members of the fair sex frequently railed on the -flying red head.” -Hen jour- neys to Hanover to call on someone, whom we do not know. This young man is a true, boro athlete. He has. due to his pluck and pep. many times enabled the Orange and Blue to become tlx victor in battle. He is especially noted for hi fighting courage in football, and is never lack- ing in thi quality in baseball, basketball or in fact anything which he attempts. Hen” has been a loyal supporter of the class of 1R22. He was caught one night as a mem- ber of Sigma Beta, which necessitated his alKicnce from college for six weeks. He is a Group Six nun. and his highest amid- lion is to step into the shoes of “Old John Rockefeller. We wish this happy go lucky chap all the success in the world. %!« •• - JOHN BRENNEMAN, ♦! YORK. PA. Priami at Xtrtli Vork lim 4'Imm Tfark «I� . Juhktr H� toaillV- |'i.trl«n TM«; r� «ini.� � .� r iuuiiir xn� 4r . imuiWiii ( McU il. � . Y' f� «'Mtntyr ( lni : «Vt-MVal H—l. l, AMtaUM IlnaUimt Ui � [rr 'f «hr N|w iniui. Y. M. I‘. A. : l nlW r«i; tw iu-rat; fc-lrw It . «ifuup IV. Here a rival to old nun Marcel himself, only the hair wave which John has invented is much su|� erior since it will not come out over night. Jtdin’s frequent visits to Hood are for other reasons than merely looking over the buildings or the campuv He claims that Fred- erick is a very interesting town. York. too. is a good town in his estimation, but for no other reason than that he was born and raised there. John nude a name for himself by altnoo asphyxiating the wlmlc force in the chemical laboratory, and since that time ha been known a the carbamide king. Chemistry would lie John's middle name if he had any. This hoy is al o a grid-iron warrior as shown by his tight ami aggressiveness dun tig the scien- tific-classical fo«itball game. As for his mode of dressing, he stands out as tiring our llart Scha finer A Marx’ moving model of the campus. John ha been quite lucky during his three successful year at Gettyslnirg. He has es- caped the SVooxic and has never experienced a real moving, owing to the distance and diffi- culty of transporting furniture into another state Tliere can lie no mistake made when we prophesy success to this curly-haired and gcMwi-naturcd youth. 126 -phir PHILIP BOWER, A K S GSTTYSBI BG. PA. Pr� |«r� il il U� ll;ilinr|t High iHh« llilki T M V. A. Utlimt: Uoimfil IIumIi-mL. Or«i|i I. Sometime they call him Pat, and other time!� plain '•Reds ; hot no matter wlut yon ay. “Phil doesn't care. This fine Ud haUs from Table Rock, the great metropoli � in the foothill� of the South Mountains. What brought him to Gettysburg, the world Khali never know, but at any rate hr Imxsms of having a diploma from Gettysburg High School The world goes on and Phil goes with it: he laughs, and the world laugh with him. and many times H laughs at him. for he posse - so many qualities from Shamrock Isle. His hair is the moat striking feature in revealing his identity. He lias jokes by the score. From the ancient college records it has been noted that hr attained quite a reputation as an ama- teur entertainer, when a member of the S. A. T- C These qualities have become inherent, as is learned by his associations with the fairer sex. However, the only suhject he is thorough- ly familiar with is “Courtship. lie is known to have read the Courtship of Miles Standish several time . As an orator he is unparalleled—soaring from the sublime to the ridiculous, or vice versa. According to the '■Liun, prophecy, this young man has a great future ahead of him. The class of 22 feels confident in his ability to be a good spiritual adviser. -Vally“ M, VALENTINE BURGESS, Druids PITTS III HI. II. PA. I’rmcrot � t CaaaWlavlll� Itlgl siwJ: ri.il� ; ••t may. I U— IJ.ii.ir� it. 1� . !«•• III; IUm Trra� iir e A«Wtani K-m.-r � f Otlly t ar«S a; dwinlral S W ; «Sal a «.I XlrhlHolr I «mil� Ilf «In : Mllor-ta «'Mr f 1102 Pro a a S«� a� l. T M A, • • ! «St; Nnl� r« B-i-iWH ; S- Wii'lll.. Ilnap V. It is a rare thing for a scientist to have the honor of editing the SrciTai'M. yet “Vally. ' an all around scientific student. ha« received this honor. Some day he will lie a great doctor. but at present, he is spending ten hours per •lay in the chemical, the Iriologicat and the I � tunseal laboratories. In the evening Old Dorm is aroused hy his melodious voice, and the strumming of his ukulele. This noise con timics for twenty minutes through the week, and half an hour on Sunday. No one know how, hut Vally has a happy faculty of getting AV in all his classes A a freshman, he was the only one in his das to carry off class Honors. M. V. served in the S. A. T. G ar I higlu during his Sophomore year. The flu pre- vented him from receiving very much military training. So near death was Vally that the hospital doctors telegraphed his father to come for the body. His recovery was slow, hut hi prowess on the haskettall floor, and tennis court has convinced us that it was sure. Hurgess is a popular man in the class of '22, and on the campus among his fellow Getty - bur mans He his the kind of popularity that will be permanent, and which will eventually spell success 127 IW FRANK L. DAUGHERTY. ♦FA RI'TI.RK. PA. I‘tnni«l at KiilW ll«« I'M � ; «'I� -. lt«.k.« � -U •!� : «“taw Tr� k «Ii: V VI r A.; L«t IbiMrni: Htkiiilikr. VI I've «reck , many a wreck. out on the RamlMMi Sea: Hut. O by heck I never aw a wreck, like the ’ONE York made of me. Little Doc. vwtime- known a the “Vest Pocket Edition. followed the tradition of hi elan liy coming to GettyAuif three year ago. The first year Ik was a very quiet young man. however to his heavy schedule he added the NX. known as the correspondence coarse. Here he shone. The postman was kept hu y. We can only account for this last stated condi- tion a hearing out the old college custom: A Freshman should Ik seen and not heard. The second year he began to wander to near- by towns in quest � f a heroine. Indeed so much of hi time was spent away from Getty� - tmrg that once when asked where the college wai located he modestly «aid, “Why. m York. “Doc, with all thu weakness. has acquired a reputation as an industrious student; he is liked by all because of his ever luqipy di p� «i- ti«m ami the willingness to help, in whatever way he can, to accomplish hard tasks. Without his tume «m the class roll, thr class of would wt and could not Ik complete. -Shorty DONALD G. DAVIS. TH NtWBERRV, PA. I r� |i«rv4 .1 Wllllui (M l I Ur i'Imi r� ili«ll • 1. II; ii«M iu«i..l| 3«; Vanity r � i� «ll it. £. 8). Vnr lly 'lr� � k |. 21; |Vm ai 4 ixrli ; .a Si i.l ilk-. i.r� «i|i “Shorty is one f those rough engineer per- son who go sauntering around the campus ar- rayed m uomle cript clothing, and divide their time Iret ween higlier mathematics ami -hooting poc4. “Shorty i« at home in Newberry, which is rumored to Ik in the vicinity of Williams- port. In footlull, Shorty is diminutive, but has a� much resiliency as there is in the whole rnb- l er heel factory What he played quartrrhack last fall, hr used to run al«Mit forty yard-, and. when tackled, I inner over the line for a touch- down. After football his favorite «.port i to walk about five mile on a cold February «lay. and fish for three hour in a stream in which he had se«m one small diseased fi h the year Ik fore. Shorty loves to -ing. ami «ing« of love. When “Mnmn write him pathetic letters afioat lonely Newberry, he walk about with a glassy eye. singing dolorous songs of unre- quited love until the gang at the A. T. O. House complain about thr salty soup amt 1 eg him to dry hi tears “McDavis i«. however, a steady worker and one of Cap. Tuttle's most depend-dde assistants. When Shorty get all dolled up in a uniform and ipk- strutting about with hi chest out and a shiny sword dragging at his heels, lie look like the late lamented Napoleon. We envy “Shorty hi tine disposition ami ui h that all the «mall boy in town knew n . He ha more Iriends than the mad man 1� “Dimples FRANK J. DIMPSEY. 2 NEW FREEDOM. PA. «t 0. i)«fciri A'-xli ;; 1mm r � ll«II Hmr � •• � «Ml Tfr..� .||. Vantt; Tmrk «1� ; Jmfc r M � l «•I r«..tl� all ( V N C. A.; l.uil« raa: Rn-� ’ ll w� . IliMbal. Ur 4i|. II The fact lhai our hero is from the land of the Irrr i New F'rrcdoen) do« rvx tipify that he is rax bound by the stnncn. Did you ever in •tier (he humps on Jack’s forehead—we think j fair young lady left those there. Since the fatal divorce of Mr. and Mrs Christ, Oimps attentions have hem centered around the daughter of the “Hamburg Sami wich Magnate.” The studious young nun who innocently calls up m hi daughter for the purpose of preparing studies, is looked upon by father as an Mlcal son-in-law. and as a re- tttk is “fed up on hamburgers. ice cream, “Erne, knowledge.’ and everything. Ke-iiks these distinctive characteristics, Jack i without a doubt an active man on the campus. Even through his Prep days, he held an active pmition in athletics and class work. No. he was not turned after Jack Dempsey, hut acquires! the name Jack while Unde Sam used him on the Pacific eoaM. I impsey is now in firoup III. hut we luve assurance that be will tread the straight and narrow path to Seminary. We have no d siht. hut that one possessing ability such at Dimpsey has. will find a future that will be both helpful to himself and his fellow men. “Dolly WARREN A. DOLLMAN KYKrS «ROVE. PA. it tlloiniaWnt X«nwl Siht.il V SI ( , A.J MflknCmi. IWII...TVI lUU-tUk-. lirwip V Dollnun entered our “university with the class of i3, hut his ability to get away with that alntruscly incomprehensible subjectivity, known as work, wiott placed him with '£!. Dunng his nineteen months in England and France, he did mg fall for the French Lassies, or the English Janes, foe he was saving his tort for an American Beauty ” This particu- lar female is known as “Goldie The young lady must surely live up to her name; he in- varuhly borrow several dollars from his friend ere nuking his rounds The greatest burden of this quirt, unassum- ing young man U his correspondence. We see him saunter daily to the P. O. , ami emerge from the same wearing an innocent, contented smile. What odorously amorous missives he receives, we know net,—hot we have oar suspicion “Dolly. tli««ugh devmd of any rrligious or aanctimonimi propensities, absolutely refuses to gamble, since Election day cast him in the class of those poor unfortunates who were com- pelled to roll peanuts, walk on their ears, or perform other notable stunts, lie sweated man- fully with hit wheelbarrow bad of Republi- cans. from Steven Hall to the Square, and showed his good sportsmanship by giving three vociferous “nth ' for Harding. Ben wishes. Warren, may yn« win «he M.D. toward which you are bravely struggling. I� 9 “Johnny j. wilfrbd Dora «♦ MIDDLETOWN, MD. I'r � r� «l •) MMillrinm� II«H -� .-«; PImm; OmI miM lcMllif«l� l«r� mi1V Olui� ; lit� � ill. l'r «AM r« � «•! fUk� |«rt ( ..uii.HI..-. iM.r n� . «Iu . AotalMl IVrral«lt i llui|.r «;«ii � � a«j� Ui, Hi; lull� � � tt«u4 1. X� ; 1-j.O-r ill. � � rr On ri. Si: OMtnm Or.l. -u� • I. 2. 8� PmMMI of Miry Unit « In . r� llw !•� � •� Or. | «� ii i|. 3, Si: AwkIii. K� Ul� r H‘ f tr—•. T. M r A. Im'Ihm.1. Rn.iil.ll.uii: IL—WI. ilnap It. Carufo is ill, l«ut behold another Caruso lw- presented himxK, so that the wtotW will not lie wtthr.nl ,i wonderful tern AH the inmate of Cottage Hall will verify thi «atenvent by producing no les a pmotuae than “Johnny.” He came to flettyslnirt with tin intention of becoming a mini «er. but finding that a ky- pilot � life called for a severe abstinence from the pleasures of thi world, he «leeided In be- come a follower of Orpheu whose only nock - alde reipuremetu seem to he the prohilrition of cigarette at last two week Iwfore a glee dub trip “Johnny was formerly the jazz artist on the drums in the college dai cr orchestra. L'pon assuming the dignity of an upper-class- man. he erased thi activity, and now the only time that hr if heard lieside the drum if in the glee dub lie also attained the leadership of the college hand, which lu had a very suc- cessful wrawm during hi regime. Thr only lamcirtalde feature connected with thb horn is that it has compelled him to wear a ikrby hat on all state occasion . According to the number of pictures in hi room, it can easily be imagined that “Johnny i a regular lie-vamp.” and i very uncertain as to whether it shall hr a hlomle, brunette, or titian-haired lieauty He is very uncommuni- cative about it. -Nor NORWOOD S. FLOTO CONN ELLft VILLE. I A. I r«|urv4 hi CnMilliTinr Itiyh M� hi| H� � n ..f MptHOMt I’Uy. J«nw.� 1-ruw. «..urn III-. T M I . A.. UlkHM rnMMllMM; Cl—I«rat Urn . 111 TbU i Kioto, the pride of C«nnell ville and the Dike rcgi«� n While at ill a yontli. lie gave up the idea of becoming a miner, ami «leaded to look higher. With thi inlentirw� in mimL Ik- attended and graduated from ConnelUville High School. This clu� o1 ha a world-wide rcp«itatio«i, due to the numlier of illusi r� oo men who luve � ervri| their four-year tenn within it wall Shortly after his graduation, a new circus made it appearance. It was known a Sell and Kioto’ Circu . All went wrll f«� c several ycors, hut sad to relate, the circus heads were unable to agree about vime financial «Itffsciilcy which ovcrshadowe«l them. Kioto i an exp«ari along line of finance, and in the argument ex- proved hi view of tlie entire trouble, which dralt with feeding the lion too much meat. This ended the partnership and the circuv world laments the lo of such a high class show. At last Norwood, in all his glory, decided to atlvancc further into the sphere of higher education. He used ««wind jmlgment when he «elected (lettyahurg. and i nowr a prominent and popular mcmlier of our class. Norwixwl has well «lefined interests at Mary- land College for Women at Lutherville, and expect to take up p� M-gTa«l work there. May all his a mint ions he rcalizriL 130 “tiwl ” PAUL L. FOULK GETTYSBURG, PA. rr� |« r� il at (aaOwrfaiMl Vallaj N.ifiul -Im«4 awl OHI AnwtoMir. Itir� � A� «‘ 1aiil I KB mwdriiik. V. M C. A.; I.allurar. Ihuirti(| rUakil, Ur....|. I. (die upon thi« countenance, and bch«dd one of «xir 1km students Paul b always plugging and doing thing� 1 for his cl� � and school He is always ready with untiring spirit to un- dertake anything which will prove of benefit to hi� fellow . Hi great ambition is to be- come a worthy minister, and few niter that profession with more enthusiasm. He is the type of fellow whom we never hear very much abmii, levause Ivr never boast about anything be doe� . Hi initial� can lie seen at the Uvttom of most of the poem printed in the “Gettys- hurgun. He has a great ambition to see the world, and few of hi classmates can toast of seeing a many different countries, or of travel- ing as much as he has in the V. 5. A. Paul served in the navy during the war, and saw service on the Pacific Ocean and in Europe. Foulk’-. greatest weakness is that of fussing. Ever since he liecame a member of our class, he has been spending his week-ends near the village of New Oxford. We are all proud of yon, Paul, and wish you the highest kind of succe . We are sure enough of your cltarac- tcr and attainments to know that it will come to yon. Tata ARTHUR A. FUHRMAN, s HAN OVER. PA. lT rol at lUiH r.r lli« Wrlm4 ft . I 0 i «A«trs A -a.t It� - rurtlatl. «a.l K m� «II «I. Jl. VarMI r� � WII |. 7. S : J« fr r 1 «.� C«.m.Ui� .v «{•ti adurcna «lag: A—� ,uir Mauser 4 •wt KiMvIram: I'M aid NwMnl. l.nlftvran, iMaiimt Claaalfal. (limir I rXvn't worry, boy . Pm telling you times will change when I gel to Seminary Thu this physical giant, suddenly awakening from a reverie b heard to remark. “Fat� ’ lia always displayed marked athletic ability on the gridiron. He is not a one position man either When Hen Bream wa injure� | Fata left his old positson ut tackle, and look the new one at fullback, which he successfully filled the remainder of the I0 ji rea- son. The range of kiMmledgc pisoscd l y thb lad has I evil immensely increased since he spent several -tmimcrs on the Chautauqua circuits. In Gettysburg Academy, he acquired a knack of fooling the profs, a method of procedure he has carefully dcvcloprd in c«� llrge. Hi frankly Mated view� in purrlitig situations have won him classroom fame. Fats’ ha concentrated hi attention to the fair sex on one lone toauty from his home town Under guise of seeing the home folk , he pay weekly visits to her. Arthur ha big amlMtinnt, and is aiming high,—even at live theological hill. When be ha graduated and centered his talent on min- isterial duties, we feel sure that “Fats will achieve success. 131 Bryaa JENNINGS M. GENTZLER, 4-5 YORK NEW SALEM. PA. I'r� t«r 4 at York «'Mintx Au4� mr: PU� w; X. U, C. A l Inilt.fan Ih«nrnt| KrliwiMr. Urwip IV. Here hr U. ladies and gentlemen Cau upon the learned countenance of this modest fon of York New Salmi (tut even if be is modest and apparently as quiet as • mouse, he is nevertbeteaa an ardent admirer of the fair sex. Last year it wa no unusual thing to hrar that “Jennings had been calling upon some of tlx fair ones in Gettysburg. In fact for a while that was all he did There soon came a time when someone else won the heart of the fair maiden, and Jennings began to look else- where. Fir t l� e turned his eyes toward Hood, and after frequent week-end trips, he looked toward Baltimore. Tims we leave him. happy ami contented, but in what liarbor he wdl even- tually cast his anrhor of romance, no one U prepared to say. Jennings is also a hard worker, especially around examination time. When he is not (turning the imdnight maxda. or fussing, he can he found in “Chenuny lah, dodging Prof. Stover. But taking everything into consideration, New York Salem can expect big thing� front her modest son. HU classmates l ear evidence that all the hopes placed in this member of our class have been well founded. Clbhle J. WILBUR GIBSON. +1 INDIANA. PA. |'i.|i«n 4 at IdiIUm lt|(S (rkuil iiiJ ti-lvin Slat� Sir- mil Si4.nl; r lli«. Or t� ( « uii4 «VJWc «W� Oa it. 5t. II: Y M C. A.; UlIXfSS: U-|.� U.a. Sr-WntUIr, Unu|i V. Violinist. tenor singer, pianist, falser. stu- dent, scarlet feveT victim, and tennis shark; what more could you expect from one fellow? Pep would be In middle name, if some of the girl . who lie met on the glee Hub trip could name him. fh� you remember those scarlet fever days? Wc feel «ure that Giblijr” does, and shudder� even harder Ilian the rrst of us at the thought Those were the parlous times in which the undertaker and Ike Christ stalked the street hand in hand, and StaUsiniih employed a force of men in order to deliver maga me� and gambling apparatu to the odlcge. “I •ibby is a splendid musician. Not only do we know him as a first class singer, but also as a violinist and pianist of great ability. He performs well on ihr tennis court, possessing a serve which is hafllmg to his opponent We must not stop here, however: we must tell all. He is one of thr most reliable and experienced fusxcrs on the college campus. Gibby intends taking up dentistry. We know that his line will he of great ox to him when wxultitig the agonired patient, and that he wdl have nerve enough for the tooth pull- ing. Our best wishes go with him. -cir PAUL S. GILBERT. A TO PITTSBURGH. PA. Intaml tl P«f .«n S irf Ill«h lMm4 I'bilu; Ju Ur (iiWtlttr fwlkill: J-ii.l- rwn rxiimlllM; I In . iSi: Af tlr NtrrW M«n'« Clnli; Amniasi niliw l� � M(tvt4niin Y it. A.: ; I r ; K.Wtil IfW-. V. Gil entered the class of nineteen-twenty- two in our Soybomoce year. The cla i. very fortunate in securing this nrw addition to it roster. “Gil came direct front a five-year term of service tn the Medical Corps of the United States Navy, where he served in tin- capacity of Chief Pharmacist's Mate. “Gil � naval experience has taken him Into the nook and craimirs of the world. and has furnished him with a vast fund of nusccllanemis informa- tion on any subject. Even I doctor ShilInlay was interctfed in some of “Gills Mood-curdling ex- periences, and offered him a portion of the lec- ture hour in which to relatr the same to the class In the Classical-Scientific football game. G� T Inn It for himself a monument more enduring titan brass by successfully misunderstandin|( the wrong signal. and thus hoodwinking the entire classical team G� IV run was a dandy and called forth an immense burst of en- thusiasm from the Scientific rooters. On the SfCCTWM staff Gil has borne his full share of the burden and deserves a great deal of credit for the origiucil ideas which lie Contributed toward ll� e makeup of the book. At present Gilbert is trying for a degree in medicine. We know that he will lie a success in 1st� chosen profession. G lager” LESTER E. GINGERfCH. YORK. PA. «I Ywk «-Mint; An S «i: Him r«Ah ll, IU� k«tl«)l ...I Ha« � ll It. SI. Caplaia U� « U. WH«U • 1. SI; V«rdl; r H|.|)l. Ki IHiII thl Hlwtall .1 � . «1. Phi ■ r l Swrt. V. M C. A r««h r� i. N.a l'urtlinti HiVflllV. Oronp Vtl. Yes, that is what they actually call him. Ginger. It is not because G-l-N-G-E-R soell the nrsl part of his Ibtt miw eitlier. hut l� c- caiiftc this nick-name describes him thoroughly Ginger is always bubbling over with pep. and it happens to be that kind of prp which starts something. A number of times it has brought victory to Gettysburg athletic teams “Ginger takes a hig part in four major sport , while most of us consider ourselves fortunate to lie able to handle any one of them success- fully. May we not name them? Football, bas- ketball. km lxdl, ami last but not least, the ex- ceedingly delicate game of “hearts. As has been «aid before be ranks aces high at Hood College. Tlie last sport which we named is by far the most valuable one. Invariably l� ef«� re a haskctliall game. “Ginger” has hi mail deliv- ered to him in his room, and seek inspiration from the contents thereof Those of us who have seen htm in action on the basketball floor know that the charm works. 1-ester did not come to Gettysburg for ath- letics alone, but he came to Study. If grade indicate anything, we can expect in him a worthy addition to the engineering w« rld Here’s hoping, old nun. that you will win as many victories out in life a you have during your college career. 13.1 “Dod DAVID E. S. (tOTWALD. ♦ K ♦ VOKK. PA. I1 � '”' •! Tnrt • k-wly A.w.lrwjr and '• «1: I'tirei� � !'� ■•• IIbcIiMImII 13� : Juni. ' � •••• «I r M4� Mll 'frwin Jilllh� hit 4'««•■mil ter; !•! •«•� ' IUo| H-t 4'ruiMilt tee«; Y rt •- � '� ‘to� lira A� trN. Artlrt and H-i.lt,.— MY M C. A.; t Una� I. Hail to 1her. our noble, Iticlit-haired, blue- rjrfil lad. with the rugged complexion. Henries keeping a S-ll-A-R-P h«� koitt for White Plain ami eating ami sleeping. “Dod ha helped the class of 'i through iimnmeraMe Inal and riitfuultw . Ml hough l� e has iwily a three-inch chest expansion, he ha given hi arduous toil to aII linet rtf cla s and college work. The Hanover HimUte Mire did claim hi attention during hi Freshman year, vet the lure was not sufficiently strong to hold him. t ue to the fact that IXkI” smashed hi Hiitck on the mail leading from Gettysburg to York. � t question his statement that he was operating the ma- chine with both arms HU ability at an athlete was shown this year, in both f«M«tlmll and laskechall. Hr es- tablished «record in «hooting FOWLS, atul on the gridiron in the Classical -Scient Me fo� t- hall game he ptaved side -stepping draw hack, from which position he led the classical to a defeat. “Dod had charge of alt the pictures that were ordered this year for the student body, and every fire minin’ � during the days of De- cember and I a nuary hi would reply “no to the •juestiun: “Are the picture here? Between these replies he found time to draw sketches for the SrtiliVM Upon carefulv scrutinizing this hook you will notice that DodV ahilitv a an artist arUt � � mal . if not surpasses. Iris ministerial tendencies. “Windy WALTER D. ilrSS PHILADELPHIA. PA. 1 SNikfati IIU Mfftwd aid TrmpW I'M- l ter«r«tiir . fWH ; Jaatar !•— � I r «4 Hall MIlitMrrtal Amu-uIIm IU� k|� um; V VI I A . l.uiWtu; V i l‘i riiiafi. iImwiI iJrswti I. Walter is a product of Philadelphia. Hr is very familiar with kingv queens and knaves, m that yon might say that he moves only in the best of circle . Indeed we believe that he should he considered a mcrolwr of that exclu- sive club which occupies the major portion of the fourth floor of Old Dorm, ami is known as the “Pinochle Club.’ Some people can move men to tear . some, to arms. Imt Guta me Inchon voice move the inmates of Old iXirm to seek brick hat . Many time they have I wen forced to it. This fellow is very well acquainted with all the girls, mu only of this town hot of ««her . Since Walter i« a preacher's son and the lirst lady of hu heart is a preacher’s iLaughtrr. we imagine that they should get along well to- grther, without any tattle of rolling pin or tongue. In the first ca e. it would go very hard with Walter. I� ut in the second case. Providence would he kept bn y looking out for the young lady. We must congratulate Walter on his pho- tography work for the SmiRt a. He was al- ways on the spot with his camera. When given a responsibility Walter has always worked hard to carry through the work successfully, a quality of earnest perseverence that will serve him well in life. 134 “Hea HENRY M. HERSH. IX NEW OXrORD. PA. r rr|Mfn| il l.-r.-r.l. r Cll« HorlwIJ 1. ; XiuCf .J Vurvliy lU lull 1. tit (•■.flMlI Marag.v 21. ilm llUoalaa «I. X SlJ i«kr I’nii mnwiltf . ,'ti iHfc; IU- I’lMkit. to-wmiiw. «low? VI. dvr us a chew. ui l Httf a Ik tapped the clay out of hi cleat ami carefully «elected a (at. Then Ik leaned into the first offering that the pitchrr put over the plate, and they called the game on account of the lost hall, the athletic awodatvHi being too poor to buy an- other that week. Thus the story would go. if we were to start to tell it. for ilen” ha always been a very cumisimt performer on the diamond. In the miter garden he can generally he depended upon to lw on the spot when the sphere come down. He has played on the Varsity since hi irrshman year. “Hen « a fusser of no mean ability. He keeps up correspondence with a large mtmlier of the fair sex. and ha an exceptvmally large following in Keister Town, Hampstead, and several other little towns in Northern Mary- land. last summer, rumor Isas it tlut Hctt lost his I Kan in Spring Grove. Not having any positive evidence to this effect, we will make no definite statement “Hen” is a Classical student, ami speaks Greek with the same fluency that thr peanut mer- chant talks Italian Thr versatility of the man is suggested hy the cleverness and diplomacy with which he selected the patrons ami patronesses for the Junior Prom. A man with talrni like these H I � nml to sneered Irwin IRWIN A. HORNE QI’AKBRTOWN. PA. | r«|MH gmWrlora Hlcl. ••� —4 «a.I K«(t«� ws V.f- m«l tlilS. Y M I A.: I.iiIKm� . l'inwn; ilmk-il, ar® |i 111 Orman? No, Pciuuylvania Dutch, from Juakcrtown, Penna. After two successful year as principal in a high school near Allen- town. his ambition prompted him to continue his education. Accordingly he stepped into our class « a Sophomore. Irwin accumulated semester hours so rapidly that Ik was able to teach again this year, and will return in l''-2 to graduate. Irwin i Aren't you wild almut that runic ? i is u man of regular haWtS. Every morning he uses! to greet us with hi “Good morning, chentlemcn.” and from that time his steady flow of conversation continued. A an example of this young fellow’s re- ligion inclination , and to indicate that all the religion in Ibis in«titution is not monopolized ! y tin- ministerial students, wc wish to men- tion the fact that Home organized and taught a Sunday School Teacher's Training Class, lie was o competent a teacher tlut Ik was able to bold the claw together until the COur c wa completed. Although he was an excellent «tudent. we have often felt that hi heart was “Carrie-d hack to the hamlet of Spnngtown Wc be- lieve that she lias consented to Allow him to return next year to graduate, or may, perhaps, return with him. In any event wc wish the pair success. ROBERT L. JACOBS SPRING GROVE. PA. rv� fi«r t •« Mai flu� � II «) IWIm«4 ml IWll|«kuri A -) nir I'lirf i� Ilia r.M4lull and TY� ik «8� inw � . Untl«. r u«Uatl; IVak l ; T M «' A lAiltrMiN. in«ip IV. Word wa rteriitd a lew year ago that Spring Grove was going to send its most price Jess ircasurr lo Old Gettysburg for safe keeping- It came in the form ol Bob. and we. the guardians, have lieeti struggling vali- antly to preserve its primitive ln ter from the vices of the world. Ala«. a largr part of the effort has hern in vain. The craving for folncco ha led to his downfall, and placed him. a miserable wreck in the dungeon of that heartless tyrant, King Nicotine. Then. too. he never allows his col- lege course to interfere with a careful study of the angles involved in the top of a pool table. said example affording some very rich fond for thought. “Jake has two pet sayings which he uses quite frequently. They are: Ltmme two Ints” and “WhatTI you give me for jtr “Jake is very enthnsiastic ahont military service. His highest amliition is to some day- get to l e big «sough an officer to tell all the other officers where to get off at. We can sympathize with him in this ambition. In spitr � f these little peculiarities. Roll Jacobs possesses the paramount virtue of a good heart. We are sure that he will some day be a sneers-.fill chemist, and do honor to his chosen field “Lew G. HAROLD KECK. Druids WK8T NEWTON. PA. at W«i lli«l. •■•!. PMU. Jmm-� rfeaaWal t'aptal «'torn r� dv«ll it, 8� ; lMlnhr«Mii IMalT. T. M « . A.; laihH � ; lt -| it IVia; riaMlml Or up t Tlirce years ago (ieorge arrived in Old Get- tysburg, heart free and energetic. Now he is neither A “West Virginia Creeper twining around his heart ndilied him of his freedom, and King Nicotine' fills his waking hours with languorous dreams Two things he has accomplished, mastery of the guitar and a love- ly (?) soprano voice—both the result� of serenading the damsel of his heart. After rooming with “Doc Miller, who is some kiddrr. for three years. George has de- veloped an angelic disposition. Last summer George packed up a pair of socks, a guitar, and a typewriter and set out for the Kansas wheat held . He returned with the last two article� , a pair of Mexican wrist- lets, and snnvr wild tales of adventure m the West George has a mania for collecting hoiks, and ha quite a few of the works of O. Henry. Jack lamdon. Jesse James, etcetera, which will undoottfcdly be of it� when he take� up his duties as a pastor. Despite these eccentricities. George is a good fellow, a student, and a hard worker. Al- though congratulations arr not in order --yet—, Some day we hope to hear him say. Do you take this woman-------, in his Little Church Around the Comer. 1.16 Hflmf LEON F. KEISEK. •«•ah MIPFLIXTOWN. PA. at MUHIntaani Ills . flm IUm «II Hi: v«r� ti it. 3. St: Varali m � «H |. Si: (•aaiMUtf . Il� « fcvuttrj iSl. AaOOant Itadsnn MtMtrr tvs Rforlraii: [alhm«: RrpMM� r li. KWratlH. Uruip VI Every dog ha hi day. every man hi idea , and every fool hi philosophy Heime” Kciser ha founded a school of hi own. He is com- mitted to thr theory that a an individual he can nerer amount to much, am! hi only hope of salvation depend absolutely on hit ability to induce wmc virtu hi young lady to unite tier many excellent qualities with hi dark mis- fortunes. so that at length he may tread the path of succe . Once upon a time, while encased in thr pur- unit of hi philosophic queat. lie received a «tunning setback Hi footsteps were diverted to a gutter by the roadside. There he Hit down and engaged in a hitter and stoical game of |ttMt solitaire. At a mure flrent date, b - offered the arlntership of hi destiny to a cer- tam fair one. lull that young lady, not being of a charitable turn of mind graciously de- clined the offer. Despite HcimeV idiosyncrasies, he has done much to promote the welfare of his col- lege. Hts ability as a gridiron warrior has given him first call for an end position on the football team, and his aptiiudc at chasing fly Italis can tie blamed for his lieing taken on many a varsity liaseliall trip. Kci er is a scholar, an athlrte. and an all around goo-1 fellow. May good luclc follow him like a brother. P. E. PAUL E. KING. A K i I.ITTLBSTOWN. PA. 1'rrpirf.l at Unb«l� «n lllgli PMtn; rr Uuman Ctwk I’ll '. Ullimii |lrwMa e« : r'Uaalfal. lirviMJ I. Paul joined it after thr S. A. T. C. was ‘demoralt eil With o«ne reluctance he de- cided to leave I.ittleslown. that thriving cen- ter of tradr and culture ami home of fair «comm, to hum the wild and elusive degree on the White-Haired Janitor's front lawn. This young fellow is a quiet, good-natured chap with a humorous smile, and his one vice is a craving for deep at all times. He ha hem even known to sleep during one of Alpheus E. Wagner's snappy sermons He think deeply and seriously on tome sub- jects To quote a classmate. “We know that Paul will stand at a mighty bulwark against all that is evil in society. He it a firm de- nouncer of dancing, and such thing behind which in the minds of many great men stand the question mark. Paul is making a specialty of Greek and no doubt some day he will own a restaurant. If this inference is correct, we are sure that it will be a good restaurant, as Paul i Unit thorough and conscientious, and would allow no ruhhet hose to be sliced into the vegetable soup. Whatever destiny life may have in store for you. Paul, the da s of ‘fl wishes you well. -BUI WILLIAM A. KREBS, ♦ s HANOVER, PA. I r«|� r 4 • � IUnuht lllclt IblMnl: i � � r - m«4 XtrSO � - PriMlt nwv U l� LnlWni; WxUIWt. IWbMiHAr. 'Jrmp IX. “Bill cive� hit addrei� at Hinow, Pa. and that U nothing against the reputation of llannver. No, tir. He made hit detail at a v loi� t to an accompaniment of paddle� wielded by the MWon«e. ' Bill made swch a wonderful hit. drotmiog � ut Freshman criet of pain, and to di-traded the true artists of the paddle, that He wat prevailed upon t«� repeat hi per- formance. We have heard much of “Bill tinging. and we think the lett said atmdt it the lietter. Uit hi hett «election, in out pinion, it “The Horte Went Aronnd With Hit Fed on the Ground, and the OW C � w Crowd the Road. Krebs played the f� dc of sheriff in the Sopho- more play with tuch success that from captur- ing criminal� he t« � k to per suing heart . At the present time “Willie i working on a cate in Anville, which will require an application of all hit captivating powers We expect develop- ment in ome form of « her soon. “Bill, hetide p� Mt ing all the qualities al- luded to. it fa� t developing into a capable rn ginrer. lie can juggle increment , particles, and differential , keeping a many at foar in the air at one time, the fourth one being tlie professor m charge. The future looks bright for “Bill, and we all wi-li him tuccr . Jiamr” JAMES W. KYLE. am MIKrUNTOWN. BA. I‘r� |arw4 at lllfl Mm«iI iTmp rniilaU ■ M� — lisll it. Si; 111� lla.lnihall .3� : Wr� liJ IU.. i� il ill. «'•(•'«In � 31: VtnM; rwttaiU luaa Junior lr.ni (WmII I � . Ili-n If � � ' «3� lUlMiivt Ow.� IIIm; Koh-i.I OmiwII it. 3. tl. I’M ami a««inl. T. M C. A.; t r««li� l� rUi- Mrtnhlk'ii; X. trutin. roop V|. Three year ago. “Jackie migrated into our midst with a tn� w -uit case and a hag full of hasctal) tats. He had no «ooner ar- rived at hi home in Cottage Hall, than the members of the higher caste who dwelt there, to wit the upper-classmen. decided that the anitury condition of the building was bad. and “Jackie was compelled to turn in and -weep diligently. A ibort time later, live precteiou Jack got himself into further trouble by yelling “yellow bellies at a con- clave of sophomores who were about to have a picture taken. “Jackie was forced to scale a tree to escape their wrath. When the hatrlall season started. James wa- in hi element I he way he cavorted an mud the first tack was a cautwxi. and Couch Blank whooped with delight when “Jackie” tw-gan to make hit teniatnmal one-hand catche . The lag of lat which Jack h� «l brought with him dwindled quite considerably, a he broke nor about every werk. and the treasurer of the athletic association grrw Mlwered paving for ball that “Jackie drove into the swamp. Last year Kyle piloted live class through a stramous ami eventful period. “Jackie is one of the moil popular fellows m the das , and the good withe of everyone are hi 1. � Kif - PAUL E. LAWYER. Droids WESTMINSTER. Ml). l'r |Hr«4 «1 WnlnlwUr lllgli Mm I )nUc l si � —ih U AmUi m K.||i..r mt ni ifuni. t M I' A . Ltlkmn, Orw«| l If visiting i inslnirg. you should hap- pen in see. anywhere lidarcn the post office and the college campus. a tall, handtntnr. dig- nified pwng Kmilrmen, whoM «mile remind jxw of the break of day l rcai� e H spreait •nrer hta entire face, yon will do well lo re- member tliat this young Adorn is none other � han Paul E ra lawyer, of Silver Rnn, Mary land. If hi «mile i Inighter and luoadrr than usual (if Mich a thing is possible). it is a Mire mdicatwei that l e hat recently received a let- ter from Philadelphi . Ijinky make� three trip daily to receive the one letter which come only once in a week or ten day . I f the missive get to him on schedule time, he make “A recitation : if. however, the letter r- Iwhind tune, book bold no interest for tin young man. Orditunlv, Paul it very slow of movement, hut you should tee him when he lonftcn up on the min� court He shuffle out of that ter- rapin gait, and twenmea a young whtrl-wiud Frrdi from the farm, Paul wanted to take a H.S course at («clashing. so he telrcted the first one «m the list. chemi try. However, lahoratoey work seemed irksome and common - place, to last year he changed group ami I-came a classical student. So one knows what he it going to d with alt of hi knowl- edge when he leave Ottyshurg, hut our sin- cere wi'hr for success go with our classmate. “Pete JOHN P. LEAVY, Til IIAKKISBl'RCf, PA. I’Npiwi) «I Hnwfliin YWftnlrcl III ila« r«..tu ii m—iuli «1. it; � r� n Kim i«ii • i tit • � .«� ,.� � • rU|: AaikUai tartrnr- «e h mnuNi; Uilmii. K� w«,iift� . Ormp Vlt. Wlien “Mcrv fowl some frightful damage ilone. oe an extra amount of dirt to clean up. he gor to 51 2 Old IVirm and says. Pets Ixavjr. yon and Freddie lluath and Slew gat . Mista ! ick, be knows. 'P«e“ owne from Harrisburg, hot tliat is no excuse for wearing a dissolute looking derl� y and thinking that he i all dressed up. One ghtnee at “Pete's' higli topped shoe suffices to let you know that he is a budding engineer. We wish Doc Klutr success. At the end of last semester the members of the faculty held a little session with “Johnnie Pricy,” and it wa unanimously agreed that he should attend chapel. Since then we have noted hi regular attendance with approval, but it will prolsihly tie a great deal more com- fortable for the student laxly after the snow is off the ground Pete’s ' popularity with the himboe is sug- gested by tiir fact that one night at the York Coliseum he had the same dance with eighteen different girb This mter-eo||egiaic record will probably stand for all time. We should feel a great deal more assurance jIm.im -.jing success in engineering f..r onr classmate if it wasn't foe that derby, but we believe that he will overcome this and all other handicaps 159 “Hippy HUBERT M. LINN. Druid KorhWKl!, N. c. Prv| in 4 «i Kiaint� lh4 KulaHI lilsli H«i nl. I'liNin. Junii� I'lMiiml T. M. A.{ Lallmi; lnnu-r� l: lliudril. Unu� t Bdiold the only Tar-healed So of the South in the cUu of 22L lie is called Happy in «pile of hi looks. because of Hi� ability to make other� enjoy themselves. This he accom- plishes by hi� S«Kithem wit ami ready repartee. When thi� method fait� to imttK hi� friend� , he produce a ready-made menagerie by care- fully manipulating hi� well-adapted face, and ha� produced the likeness of all animal� from a mapping turtle to a a horse fly. lie started the latter role Hy nuking a dangerous climb to the top of the speaker'� desk in Phrena Hall, while the audience stood breathlesa. After hi personal circus fails to amuse bis friends any kwigrr. Happy simply stuns them by the use of targe won!� , ami then proves to them by the fourth dimcuMon that they are happy. Re- gardless of bow much he enjoyed proving the Kinsieiii theory, it is well known that North Carolina lias a lure which ha� a stronger hold on Happy than the deepest mysteries of Plato. Happy's deep sincerity, odd logic. And his ability as a public-speaker will make him a suc- ce� � in the ministry, just as his pleasing per- sonality has made for him a host of friends in college. Bad RALPH MAHAFFIE. AT Cl KRNOVO. PA. rrf «r«l m It-� .. .. It Iff� Mail: ru- tu � itall ■� •) Tr� ih ill: U- r.� ttaU � � .l •_• • 11 iji. V«r� lt ! ■«■� it. Xi: lU.Sol.tii «I. X tl: l’U� « I'tMldmi •! . I hftlnuti W«Hl (VimMIIn � i .I.- I ft ti AMtetani r.«II� «II M� I t ' • I). tfttef rnlrmli) IMIK i.auiulor rrwbjtKvin M.S� miIIW. IImm IV Bud is the doctor's friend. During the scarlet fever epidemic last year he was one of our first germs.” This rear he has been to Chamber shorg hospital so often that when be comes into a ward the temperature of the nurse who is on duty goes up to a hundred and four in the dark For such a chronic invalid Hud is the best ad for “after taking four bottles---- ever seen. Realty if S F. take to manufacturing rubber collar he ought to secure Bud's services for hi advertising. Take another look at the picture and wonder why the subject consistently looks with dis- dain at powder dabbers” in general. There is a (articular reason and she is very good to hxdc at. When a freshman. Mahaflic had a horrible experience with the late Wocuae. He tried to climb through a hedge fmci out I lln | • r house, and it took a week to pick all the thorns out of hi hands. Since then they have itched for a paddle, and we pity any freshman who becomes the subject of hi� ministrations. Hud has won hi� letter as a track man and we expect him to he in form again this year for tlie Km hurillrv Hr a Varsity basket lull sub and would have Iwen in several game� this year bad sicknes not prevented When he conquef that Jinx. his personal- ity should win him friends, many of them, and success in h � chosen field 1«0 )Ik H. ELLSWORTH McliKIDE. a K i HKI'NKWIC'K. MD. rr� ,� n.| «I hrmintlik life� Hr � � !; | tW: (1m Tr� .k • I. � . «to� r...O� «ll .Xi Vikii; Truck ll. 2� ; rwai. h u rcum in. h.m.1. r«t«ii� ii it •� : ifH� ri� Owl Mil Oil : •HI null Hif: ’IhmiIi-«1 ISmWI� . '� !!� «• � i.l i . «• M oKi.l « Iuli. V M C. A.; I. alkmu, K |nMI uii: Hliultkr. Omni� IV. In unr iliafy wc have I hi� entry- for October luuneeiith, San McBride without hi C sweater th� ‘ morning Quite extra«� ri1� nary. ‘ MM«c ha a weakness for collecting various adornment such a gold medals, high school ring , lodge pin , college teal pin , chib pin , and vo forth, all of which hr wear at one and the same time. The effect is startling. “Well. I gotta go. Yon all know we gotta fiance at the room in about a hour and 1 goeta dale with SOME jane. I’ve met a lotta swell damea at hoene. but about I In time we get well acquainted they meet some other bird. The one true girl that I know lives five hun- dred mile from here She never aaw me and et she true Thu run “MacV' vdihiquoy. but we can Marne him. He’ from Mary- land. MacV relative all predicted that lie would make like glee club and sure enough, lie can play all four of the pieces that Johnny Donh's CMIege I wild know , and everybody knows it Scfio i l)% Ise is a good-hearted fel- low and one of our mo t faithful track athlete . We hope that. in the future before him. his ability a a chemist will lie equally marked. -Peek. Jr- j. henry McDonnell CiETTYSBI Rfi. FA. I'rviurnl at O o «|l rv 111 1. -ln l Junior K.VMMr rtMflwtl; I .ih� 'nu, nnwmti H.u-niilir. Omi� VII Thi ambitious specimen upon whom you now gaie i a relic of lire hattlrbcld town. He has a thorough knowledge of the place, having helped hi brother “Peck” to hang paprr no the interior of all the hettrr class of home . Romance seem to lie written all over hi face, and hi countenance is not deceiving, for he is the king of all the fu ser . and hit amours number many. HU favorite luunt U the Photoplay Theatre. where he is usuali; to lie found until the disgusted operator shores in the good-night slide. Then “Mac yawns and «tretche himself, smiles sweetly at a lady friend whom he ha had hi eye on all evening, and nonchalantly take her arm. The strange thing about it is that this young Rumen is never repulsed. We must admit that lie ha taking way Around school, he can usually l e found seated on a cracker land in Runt Pfeffer’ Book Store, swapping yarn with the idle rabble. He � Pfeffer s right-hand man. play- ing a strong game at forward on the Runt ' private basketball team. Mac is studying rug tore ring, and from all external a|� pcaranccs seem to Ik making good ut it. Wc hope that he will some day tgonbh u all with «� me big engineering feat. 141 -Jim james w. McDowell, a to HITLER. PA. l r |.� r -l .I l(-xtu r live IUbM l IlM � -«.f� n.ll ,1.1 11. Xi: Virslfy K«4IiiII I� . X. Si: arvtl; lUO-Uull ill: rrnIm.Mi «'•«iimltt -; lt� R� | MW � : � . u„tlfW (Inx, VI. Footliall b Jim’ forte, ami thb year lie uas I lie mainstay of the backtirld as a line plunger and defensive half Another popular iml M r pastime ill which “Fatly ha per- formed creditably is parlor gy mnastics which is his fu� ••rit� srtiing-itp exercise. It ha been rumored that he sits up so late that lie gets his hreakfa t fr� mi the milkman on I he way lack to Cottage Hall. About the most useful act of his career was to playfully hurl a half brick through a poor cobbler's window, and thus furnish One. San- ders with a horrible example of ethical turpi- tude. This year James put on a pair of tortoise- shrll gl« � c and a determined look, and be- gan to attend fUwc� and study. His eager desire to graduate according to schedule was probably due to the fact that his girl wanted to walk up the able to Mendelssohn's notori- ous music accompanied hy a hu«land presump- tive with a few hairs between him and heaven. This impending event is further indicated by the fact that Jim recently acquired the con- trolling interrst in a full drew suit. James' is rather uncertain as to how he will apply what be learns m Group Six. but we have a hunch that he’s going to make some money for hi� wife to take care of. “Mae JOHN A. McGAUGHY, 4 aw CETTYUBl'RC;. PA. t rv|. r. l at MI;ilinr( 111«% XSinl; K«i 11 !- ««•« ► rfatly: |� 1 t «4iiinlit� - PrfJ ;t rwn, S H wi.nn . Or«up IX One day. while seated on the cracker larrel in the general st« re at Knoxlyu Mills. Mac threw down the poker hand which he was hold- ing hi disgust. I am weary of drawing for straights in this hush-league town. said he. “I wilt go forth into the world and seek me out an education. The next train brought him to Gettysburg, ami cast him. a very pawn of fate, into the clutches of the S. A T C. Those were hor- rible days. The night when Tackle Rrin- ecker got the Flu. lie sharpened his layonet on the radiator, and swore to cut Mac’s heart out. Mac. in the simplicity of his heart, believed every word of it. Yes, those were terrible time . Now Mac leads a very regular life, going lock and forth between the College ami lu country home, lie ha cast aside many of the provincialities connected with his rural train- ing, but he still sends to Roar� and Sawhuck for a special sire hatband. Souk people have Ciked fun at the shape of Mac's head. which is been dcxcribrd by some as egg-'haped. hut we refrain from thb. knowing full well how much wisdom the boy has stored up mnide that dome. At one time Mac did all of hi� traveling in a dilapidated Piiick. which has lately been pul on the pension Ibt. “Mac used his head in this case, just as tic has always done when confronted with anv practical problem. We ex- pect big things from this fellow when he tackles the problems of life- 143 “Si RALPH H. MBD6GBR 8COTTDALK. PA. at Raol l|.intinr � i. Iligt. Mm«I PMta: Junli«r iiiwvii rwriwN: fMlMR� «� vW tr «I. Si: '«4lnr« IUI.4 111: ArtUn ltd mrf ! � � Y. M C A.; HrpuMlm; rtaMWwL Oiw . II Here wr have one of the most industrimi member of the rUu of . ST came to us fn m Semnlalr. Pa., at the tiegimung of the S. A. T. C. Hi� traveling companion wa a violin case containing one violin, two pair of •neks. «i «l three clean handkerchiefs. Si will always remember hi� days in the S. A. T. C. especially that morning when tOtnc mischievous rascal set hi alarm clock ahead of lime, causing him to rise at three A. M. Xeverthcle � . wc always recognized in “Si a Iti km] soldier. and I tad the war continued, we feet Mire that he would have «non hecotnc ait officer. This cla« matc can always he found in hi room, and usually practicing upon some musi- cal instrument At first we were a little doubt- ful as to his ability, but he KMKI proved that he was a real musician by appearing with his cello in the college orchestra. He has ar- tistic ability, too, as is shown by his work for the Smiai'M . Statistics show that Si i also a good stu- dent. Tlie class is proud of this� fellow, and export lug things from him in the future. “Walt” WALTER L. MERTZ, ■«• s HAl.TIMOKK. MD. lTv-|««r� -l «t lUltiianrv fitly I fcul« iNitltal� ; IViim; JWrtsr rtoMctesI r«oltmn Y. M. C. A.; lattmn ■•IMblbu; t'taMtr«l. Utt.ia- 111 Walt” is a rather studious fellow, and is determined to finish hi� college course in three years. I hie to his studious habits, his ante diversion are singing and writing poetry. Hi poetry ranks well in the college community, and is, especially when composed at three in the morning after a night of parlor duty, of a quality quite indewcrilsihle. It contains all the pathos of a lost soul demanding light and inspiration. The foundation of his literary training was laid in writing letters, in which art he acquired an easy ami endearing style. Should these letters lie tiled along with their corresponding pink-scented answers, the aggre- gate would lie sufficient to fill several com- prehensive volume with interesting material. As a member of Captain Tuttle’ army, “Walt acts as First Sergeant. He fills this position so capably that we arc sure he will in lime dig hi spurs into the top of a shiny desk, ami command the orderly to polish hi aher laying all jests aside, Walt is an earnest fellow, and we all know (hat he is here at school uith a definite purptuM; in mind. We expect to see hint climb high on the Udder of fortune. 142 Beedy CHARLES I). MILLER, 2 A K P0TT8VILLB, PA. rn j rH 41 Arn Umy. J� Wf rtt-WtitlfW fatl- Ml JmM «•••� -« OHimllt : M | Uiu ir IbnujMl ri«iRiiitr« r w r. A.i i ruiifcu MiWr. MMltlr. (4mv) VI. Seedy licgaii bis career at Gettysburg in Prep, and Ik Iui� Ikcu successful in collecting more nickname tlum any other collegian. He has Iwcu called Jew. and be ha a l cltcr nose for lickcr than a prohibition officer. Water B � ttle. hb title as a member of tire Scientific’� footlxill team is. rather descriptive. Puttsvilk Kid fixes the place of his resi- dence. “Possum is another descriptive title. Seedy began preparing for medicine, but he and Cocky developed temperamental in- compatibility simultaneously, and Seedy gracefully changed his course to Group Six. where his natural ability as a financier should prove valuable. Footliall. as be played it, did not agree with his nose, and now “Seedy can always be found along the sideline cheering the old team on to victory When hr is all dressed up m a hard-boiled shirt, rkniglas.- a the girls love to call him, is a weighty ex- ponent of the tcrpsichorean art. Dnugic, be- tween dances, entertains his fair listener with the gossip of the ringside, so that they really prefer a tetc-a-tete to a dreamy wait . We hope that Seedy’s ambition along financial and political lines, when realized, may Ming him as many friendships as he has made here. Bill WILLIAM G. MINICH. aks LOYSYILLB. PA. fwinrU at lu.lWm 111« ft S«lwil ai� 4 Dniulwt Amiliwy; rtuki; s.mimii rtt: v i r a . l.atW-ran: I� iw tiii Ormij- III Allow us 1«� introduce one of the most sub- stantial members of our cla s. Bill stand like an oak of a century's growth among col- legiate aplit gs. When but a tender sprout. Bill blew in here from his native village of l-o «ville, absolutely unedneated. uusophisti- catcd and unfrttrred. Since that time hr has «retired the major part of his education, ac- quired a reasonable degree of sophistication, and passed safely through three violent affair of the heart We are told that the hamlet of Milheini is at present the Mecca toward which he turns his devotions. As a freshman, timid Hill's motto was. Mukc not, my son, a shipwreck of thy wit for a woman. But now. changed beyond all recognition, he nerd a secretary to attend to his correspondence, and said secretary would have to he a confidential oik He takes his nwitto now from Gunter, to wit, Woman is nun's joy, his Miss. In Hpite of thr fact that Fats is a social giant, hr takes ull the studies that the faculty will permit, and gets mostly AS and BS Fats. we wish you the Hfry boil of Indt. when you are established as a pedagogue and settle down in your home By the ide of Ihc road In become a friend of man. 144 •Pinkie ELSIE MlT MM A HI MMKLL8TOWK, PA. rrifUMl (I IlntMM'UMt'w like IWIm 4: rMI«: !«•'! (w PI� � ; Owl anti Uniitaiw I'M� : T W C. A.. Krwhlkvn; UOmbIN . Cnmp VI Do tint gaze loo long at thi captivating face or you arc sure lo fall for “Pinkie. She ha a personality all her own. Threr year ago, she came lo u from a wild rural district in the neighborhood of Hnmmell«town. A more complete case of metamorphosi� ha� never been known in the history of Gettysburg. The de- mure little country girl liecame the educated and talented young lady who is considered one of the cleverest «Uncer� that ever tr« d a measure in Glatfcltcr Hall. ' Pinkie is a real in every sense of the word Her sporting nature came to the surface when die went «leer hunting last fall, staying at a camp near Jack's Mountain Rumor ha� it that she can shovel snow arid chop wood as well as any man. In the «ophomorc play ami several ««liter dramatic productions, “Pinkie has shown real talent Her voice is excellent, ami her acting, quite natural If finance become� too dry for this little maid, we may some «lay find her making her debut on the speaking stage. At the present time finance is her goal, and knowing her precise ami methodical nature a we do. we Iwlieve that she haft cbosm wisely, and that some day we will lie proud of her. ”Nee galla CARL R. NAGELS, Druid� (ON.HHOHOCKEN. PA. rr«t � « a � t rlo b -lni tlltfti VM; I'hU . T. M. r. A.: Luihxu: WP� rtkaa; «tam� I. Kommen sic her cm was the answer to my vigurtMto knock. The door flew open, and 1 saw him sitting with his feet propped mi the fa!4r, enveloped in a cloud of tobacco smoke, dreamily gazing into space. I bail just taken a «cat when the sound of voices from below drifted through the open window. Carl leaped to his feet, grabbed a two-quart dill pickle bottle, filled it lo the brim with sky juice, ami empticii it at the game below. As shrill enrs of surprise and anger came through the window, pn«claiming a direct hit, a look of mcffablr sweetness came into hi� face, and he smiled with satisfaction. Carl b noted as a representative of Cnnaho- bocken, and for holding the record for the number of letters received in o«c «lav. At times he ha had to have assistance lo bring hi mail from the post office. He belong� to several organizations, the most imponant of which, ill his estimation, is the Amalgamated Association of l uckcrs, of which he b the founder. Carl's future lies in the ministry, ami. if his work in College is any indication, he should be a Bap- tist. Wc know, however, that if he should take his von� in that persuasion, the Luthrran Ministerium would lose a conscientious and earnest servant. 143 -Ole w PAlTL F. OLINGER liANOVER. PA. (I (Uimrr llt h Mm� : biglnrvrliil ftwtfl.i Behold him. people f No other than 1'. Olingcr himself When three years ago he came to Gettyslwirg. it was with the expecta- tion of liccnniing a general in the army within a few month The armistice having shattered such hopes, lie got to work as a regular stu- dent. Much could l e said of the freshman year. l� ut thr lea� the lietter. One week-end trip spared the boy a much needed humiliation, vir.. Iieing hared. Hit Sophomore year was made noteworthy by the famous steam roller expedition. Being inexperienced in the art of navigating a steam roller, lie was unable to guide the said vehicle. The iron fence on Oak Ridge wa all that laved the little fuller from a final resting place at the foot of the hill During his Junior year, the York Railways Company has profited great- ly h his frequent trips to (iitt's Run One characteristic of his entire college course is his marvelous alnlity of getting to class on time. If lie arises at six A. M.f lie will get to ait eight o'clock class on time. If he arises at T :‘ T. he will also get tberr Never is he there nwrc than HP secumU alwad of time. b iwever. We are sure that Paul’s habit of getting there will continue after he lus shoul- dered the resiwmsibilirics of life. -Jimmy- HOWARD A. OVER MILLER SPRINT. GROVS� PA. I'msrMl st ?m Umrr Ill«li iMm 4 m� l Y rX 0 1- � cUi (••tkiwe.-. imw; ru x M A : l.ithmu: . fciii.ilf� .. llfsnp VI. “Jimmie- was exposed to education for litre years at Spring Grove High School, and for one year at Y. C I. lie then came to Get- lysUirg to seek whatever learning he had over- looked. and has been narking hard ever since. Jimmie has ilevektped a method in recitation that is baffling to the profs It is our humble oiwnton that hr uses an Ottija hoard. Me emit a stream of word . more or levs con- nected. The instructor tries cross-examina- tion in vain, and tells Jimmie” to sit down, giving him the Iwnclit of the doubt and ex- plaining the point 10 tlte class The one unfortunate result of the Junior Smoker was to develop ” Jimmie’s taste for tobacco. Since that time he has Ux-u hilting the pipe, ami goodness only know what be wilt do next lie has also nude several wild trips of exploration to the higher institution of female instruction, and ha eomr lock tell- ing strange tales of the marvelous beauty hr encountered there. Ordinarily we would doubt this, Inn after seeing Her at the Junior Prom, we are constrained to pass the pink carnation to “Jimmie. Many of us had wondered about “JiWBlRV apathy toward women. Init now. ah now. we understand. GfisH. ain’t love grand ’ Howard is angling for a H S. in Gump Six. and after the formality of graduation, we ex- pect to hear that he is running (ilatfrlter’s paper mill in Spring Grove. 140 ••Bob ROBERT M. OYLER, 4� A W GBTTY8BURC, PA. «I I tv S.lm.1 i'Uh liiH-tali • I. tV. J«nl� r KfWnllAf r-.1� ll fc-Wk ill T M r A.: I.� 1h« � � ii; M ’|xAHr li. •Imo V. We Ixtan to � riir rhi Gettysburg native � •ketch while Hill under the influence of Doctor Granville's lecture on the Kourth dtmrtiHou. and thjit is sufficient alibi If -Bob were a FbtbtMkf. a two dimension entity, and one could look into his mncrmoM Iwtng without the surgeon's aid. it would be easy to see tluit there is a space reserved in hi heart for Kitty in spite of “Gib- Keen and everything One need only watch him closely during Inning lectures to he persuaded that 11.4� catches a glance, and misses a word of the lecture now and then. Me also writes other things than hxdogy notes. an athlete Ih4« played his greatest gatm as i|uartcrhark of the rictorioua Scientific team. He won the game single-handed by giving “GiT the wrong signal Bob makes a practice of flitting around to nearby towns. We are not sure just what his huv.net� is. but we are «ure he � no emissary of the Purity League nor a prohibition enforce- ment tfficer. Ilis one Lad habit is a sincere affection for a poisonous looking pipe that hr may Ik seen nursing every day m the Chemical laboratory, lie hasn't lew measured for the «now-white wing� yet, hut smoking, ax far as we know. 1� hi� single lad habit, and in view of this fact, we feel safe in predicting for him a successful future. -Dare DAVID E. PANEBAKER. a h 1 HAXOYKK. PA. I'niwnd «I llinvnr High ami U«ll ( «irs A-ail ray. t'lill� � I Ihn Trirt «II; Jankir S-loilfc- K'� 4 ball: VS-nVal tUrUtf V. M r. A., lur.mnl; . � mi III.. Ilnaf V. The young man pictured here is another of Hanover’� products. To paraphrase the Amer- ican Restaurant's sign, This picture can give but a faint idea of the good things inside. Only on one occasion did I hive slk� w any marked athlrtic ability. When the frosh tried to destroy «� ur poster on Poster Night, he de- tected the culprit in the act and chased him for three miles A� far as Dave knows, that freshman may lie running yet. I ve ha also gained considerable technique in crawling up and down fire-escapes. In fad. that is the usual way in which he gains access to hi room. Keys are only cnnvcnikKialitir anyway. During his first two years at college. Dave was 0 bashful that if one of the fair sex ntetc- ly hulked his way hr would hang his head and lute hi tingrr nails. Alas, such is not the case now Due to his experience last summer as a “nickel snatcher at Ashury Park. Dave ha� lie come one of our lnr� t fnssrr . Each week-end he journeys to his Cousin’s” country Ikwm. seeking. as he says rest and quiet after strug- gling all week to keep awake in Biology ch s We reserve our opinion on this point. Really. Dave i a hard worker, and t deserving of the success that w ill come to him. 117 “Ed EDWIN PEGG, K ♦ NEW PROVIDENCE. N. J. IVloml tt RtniiM «irf lUfk (1mm Tr« «Rfvr Sl; M |i|� imrr Play; Owt m NigMUtfat Unnuii n« : roller- ru«.i iti: ivmi. i r� iu-r� lllrr iVliMfr� . Aw l� U IMtU 1«2S IpHtmi: Y. M l A . I ..IS. ran. ll.-|. MWa . S b � tUW. Orw� |i IV Pfgl’i amazing career opened in the Track Home iluring ibr day of the S. A. T. C The early hour of the morning were haunted by the weird melodies of Ed’ tike Students ami proctors alike were indignant at this noise. Fd also gave promise of licing a vocal artist� but this tendency was nipped in the hud by the tong-suffering public. Pegg now ha1! pur- chased a banjo ami is a very vaiuahlr addition to the Royal Keystone Five” of Gettysburg College. Ed undersiaml� lime thoroughly, and it takes the punctuation of his lanjo to bring out the rhythm in the dance numbers. Ed is also the hem of many an impromptu concert in the Y. M. C. A. Reading Room. The records slum that this young man is enrolled in Group Four. l«a t summer, in or- der to secure practical application for his knowledge, he worked for the Pennsylvania Railroad Company. Although green at first, by the end of the summer, he emerged a full- Hedged railroader, endowed with all of the blessings of experience, and a cordial invita- tion to resume connection with thr company at any time. We feel sure that some day Ed will he a great analytical chemist, and will lie k� oked up to as an authority in his profession. -Low LOUIS S. KELLER. ♦ r A PITTSBIUI.il. PA. l'r t«rfil si . rs(i uiy. I'hlS.. Him Trnt ill; Vsnrti� 1tn.li ill: Juultv .W«itiflr r.WIslt fn-awis llinfM l i'imiiisIIIm: JmSit hn« Onislt- � • : V M t A.: Ij.is.ni.; tUpoMlrss: SrlmiMr, Omuj V. Here is another illuslrious example from prep This good looking young man hails from the “Smoky City. His brain is some- what like the atmosphere of the city referred to, only a great deal more dense. He pro- fesses to he descended from the Romans, but according to some of his recent ventures on the sock market, our would almost have to rail him a “Jew. To show you what worldly knowledge this young nun possesses. I may take the liberty to cite this example: While dining in a Fifth Avenue Hotel with one of thr fair sex. his eye was attracted by an un- familiar enlre upon the menu Trusting to lock, he asked the waiter if lie would please bring him an order of succotash potatoes.” His one weakness is women. He is surely a Iw-arthrrakrr which is due to his good looks and his good line. Nevertheless, “Lou is an all amend good Sport. His great ambition is Is� become one of the leading physicians of llw world, and with this ambition in view, lie hang breathless on every word of Prof Shilli- iU s profound lectures. We are sure that Lout will lie a lug sneers in his chosen pro- fession. HA Alphabet RUEIL K. G. RICE, S A E SEVEN STARS. PA. CrrftrHl «I NirynIQf llir Mw l. I'lilbi lilt Tr� . k ill JuuUf il.—W.I 1'nMlMll AMlotar.1 IH.ii.-.� ili; Juiilt l w� OmuMIIm. 5t | kun«ir, l'li| hmnIIIiv ini Cvl: IM Mfilil li.tiU Uraatatlr iWb. Hnm IwImIm ill: Lm«T i ..i|.«Hir l� l.«tta« Th,m «Sl: l � l� ,tli Clui. “UM CM� ; AmIiUM HimIii M«tiU«r l� S Y M 1’ A.: Uibtia. H tw.r� t iY� � c,l. lln � III. This gentleman is In po s c� sion of «ne of ibr finest, untamed rtnn of language in existence within the institution. Ile UK it to good effect nn the roMrum, and if the time ever conte� when he is hard pressed f« f a living, he should be able to sell anything from (kdconda Gold Mining stock to 81 Injun Cough Medicine. There hat been iomc dispute as to which town should lie awarded the honor of having produced this great man. Tradition lias it that hr was born m Maryland, lives in Seven Stars, linger� in Gettysburg, and loves in Harrisburg, in winch city be intends to some day lorate. The serious nature of his love affair is indi- cated by sporadic bursts of poetry. Rueil has alway? Iwcn active in many lines of college activity. It rousz he said for him that he gives his best to any undertaking with with which lie liecome connected In the Sophomore Play, hr carried through the lead- ing part exceedingly well, and as chairman of the Play Committee worked tirelessly for the success of the production. Rueil has the initiative and the tenacity to make good hi life. Whether lie applies his talents to selling tire insurance or haranguing stubborn juries, we wish him well. Cart CARI. L. RI DER. S AE UNION CITY, PA. r «|ito4 at Mtanl l Wa«sal lllgt. Srliml ImSiim h� H� ri I'laiiiltiw; Haw I’mUkait • !; StpWnn� � I'ltr Owl niMl XifVtitrfaU. Iiramtlr llih, la Ire I’m ihsWj l imrU: IViirmi� lllrffnilWlllj lUi.c a'� «iiiiil(i� «- a'albfr ainSwiini all: Ijatlarran. Ur- |Hililla-jo: WrlMllSr. Orwu|. V This tall youth from the Noethwestctn part of the state is none other than the president of tlte Junior Class His lag ambition i to secure hi� medical degree, lisit he has not al- lowed his heavy schedule to interfere with Ins class activities. In the Sophomore play, Carl gave an A-l exhibition of the perfect lover. Hr is able to duplicate the act on the shortest notice, a is witnessed by the fact tliat lie ha« been known to attend three Prom� at separate young ladies colleges in one week Some lightning change artisti We wnuld advise the girls to beware of this young male vampire. He is some dancer, and they say he has entered upon a wild career of heart- breaking. Carl is a member of the famous organiza- tion known as the “Student Scoundrels and dispenses justice with a firm hand. He is a good siudcnt and a capable bluffer. He plays a mandolin occasionally as a sort of mental recreation. Somr day we expect to hear Carl spoken of as an cxrrllcnt physician and surgeon. We Micvc that Ik lias in him llu- qualities which will make him honored ami respected wherever he goes. The good wishes of the class of 1922 go with him. 119 Kunt|� c� DONALD E. R ID I SILL ALTOONA. PA. rr |urv«l � 1 1 i � 4 110 J«nIu« ibVli imr riMlIwtl IbrlH;; T. II. I . A.I t.«tkma; IU|i«MW«n. nr««p VfL Hrrc we have one ol the notorious charac- ter of oar clast. If there is any trouble ahead, lie is sure to lie in it. His main delight is dropping � poke of water on some innocent irishman. This practice hat often licen forcibly interrupted by a watchful proctor. Rady earned a doubtful reputation as a n irl-Mutrhcr in Asbury Park. His good looks captivated all the pretty girls along the coast. In bmt Branch there is one hy the name of Anna who was cherished in his heart; but from latent reports Margaret has been get- ing all the letters. “Rudy brags much abwt the line course he it taking Every morning at eight o’clock he can t� c seen going toward Steven’s Hall with a stack of engineering Imoks. a transit, a level nni. and an axe. He expects to be a civil engineer some day. Donald is known around school hy the large amount of racket which he is able to jiroducr. It was thit distinguishing character- istic which christened him Rumpnt.’ “Rumpus hat great mathematical ability. Hr solves the most alittrote problems with greatest case. He has made many friend by hts wit and hun or. Good luck go with him. -Charley “ CHARLES F. RYDER CHAMBKItSHl'RG. PA. Tr«p r� a si iSjixl� r«Str| IIkcS S-M; ruk: IImi « � . Clwtnl wl S w� | YWCA IU- fxrn a |U|miMIi.|i A-SslMr. IV. Back in the fall of l! H. there was a general filial wave of immigration from the high gras country on the other stile of the Blue Ridge, and on the crest of it rode “Charlie.’ He Landed on live fourth door of Old Dorm much in the same fashion in which the Ark settled on the top of Ml. Ararat; and as soon as the water subsided, be made bis way into the chem- ical laboratory, where he has rrmained until this day. He teems to thrive in the acrid and smoky atmosphere, and he never leaves, except to take nourishment and attend an occasional moving picture show He knows mine fortnu- lar than Dr. Hreidcntxaugh himself, and if he continues at the same pace which he has l«een setting during tlve U l three years, he will re- vise McndledejefTs tables, and thus add an- other increment of glory to our fair institution. “Charlie” is well liked by all the fellows. He is a steady easy-going chap, and never starts anything he can't finish. He served hi class as secretary during his Sophomore year, and has always I wen interested in class activity. I hiring the past year he earned Manager Roath’s tobacco pouch, his official title being Assistant Football Manager We all have a food word for “Charlie” and wish him well. 150 “Bill” WILLIAM H. SAAS, «4 CLARKBBt'RG, W. VA. lr.|Mr..| •« Inlhf ll «h Mm.O ntW: I •— Fw� «ll 1. fi: Jml.� I hwir4l r«M(MU; IW U« lla� 4 «I. r. Xi � . M t A.; I.««Ih« h riaaal ««I. «ini� I. Count jour cards. mm. and watch the dealer with the twitted fniger, That’� � Bill Saas, the famous l ad man of the West Virginia nmonthinr country lie i« Mill dangerous. al- though he dcvrl« ped a Male for divinity and came to (iettyihurx to abworb Greek and Latin. -BBT came to tiettysburg alnudutely un- tamed. The S. A T. C. lamed him. lie ha been a changed nan ever since the time he tned to blow assembly’ m the bugle without the music, and produced a result which wa a crou lietween How Dry 1 Am!” and Throw Out the Lifeline. We understand that Htll ha� been taking an intensive course in letter-writing. We hope that hr will emerge a liettrr ami a wiser matv While this i a great source of literary develop ment, the amount of time consumed by “Bill in writing back home to West Virginia i a prodigant economic waste lie makes up for this to a great extent by his energy on the has- krtloll door ami the ba total! diamond. Laying all pike asiile, HiII i here at Get- tysburg for a pttrpo«r llis amliition in life is to become a minister of thr GospcL We can only say that his purpose and his character are soch as to command out highest respect, and our best wisites for a nieces ful career go out to him. “Nwlac RUSSELL L. SAHM. 4 K ♦ NAUAPTBY. PA. |'r«v rr.| ■( •� « ilnrSrM lll«t I'lir� na Jwlnr Hwil r •inatio� � Himi Malt - a.atl.al t rUu rte« IM -� ? Y M C. A I t utK vnl.lt.in tUSviittflr. IImi|i 11. Herr, embodied in one Inman Iteing. we have thr hope and pride of Mahaffte, a little town nestling among the mountains of Clearfield County. This little town will mme day win national prominence as the home of this illus- trious youth. Russel entered our class a quiet, � t udatis freshman, and soon began to anta e us with his ability to devour mathematics. At the end of our Sophomore year, hr annexed the math prize with apparent case. Nog only i this rrmarkahlr lad a leader in the class room, but also in the musical world. Since entering college, he has developed his musical talent until he rivals, if twit surpasses our other great vocal anist. “Bill Krebs. No one would charge Russell with being a luster, but until an announcement of her en- gagement was received, much of his income was invested in stamps which were attached to letters addressed to a girl whom RotorII de- scribed as only an old friend ” Xow hr tpendt hi� time in (irnwing the pages of a matri- monial monthly. Thus far. he lus shown promise of fulfill- ing thr hopes of his native city, and when thr curtain drops on nur college career, Rus tell will go out carrying with him our best wishes. 151 ••Sammy Bill HOWARD M. SAYLOR, Druids JOHNSTOWN. PA. rrt ar J • MmMw III� IM� m4: Van.ll� Trart ||): I'Uf A«i« ii ir iw.tu'u Min «(W lie� H|miniw V M I'- A : UlWru; lU� n: IIcmIiiL III Sam is renowned as a heart smasher. He it never alone. The fair one ho k in the sun- shine radiating from the countenance of thU light-luirrd, light-hearted youth from Johns- town. Rumor t«IH ns that he has had l« ck- wet in love hut we douht it. Columbia, he says, it imr of the leadinic citir� in the c«win- try. There is a reason why this little railroad crossing has smldeoly grown to such hugr pro. portion . Seven limes a week he receive the compliment of hi item in the form of pink envelopes. “Nofdy’ has I wen summoned sev- eral time before Postmaster Duncan for asphyxiating the whole office forcr and inno- cent pedestrians while carrying some of these missives. While not under these very detrimental in fluence . ' Sam would surprise you. Chasing after S'nrdy ha made him very fleet of foot, with the result that lie is one of our long dis- stance runner on the track tram, lie tv.dds the heart of hi classmate as firmly as tho e of the Co-eds. He is a hard worker and oc- cupies several positions of responsibility hi col- lege activities. His work on the bu mcs staff of the Sophomore Play and the SrcivarM is especially commcndahlc We feel sure that Sam” win succeed in the Held which lie will choose. WILLIAM M. SCHWARTZ. +5 CKTTYSBl'RG. PA. Pr� v� rr • I Twl 1«« MaU-ai lllgti •� ). V M i A.; Lattama: Krp«bl -«a Ur |i I. This fat. jolly young man now live in Get- tysburg. Why did he leave that thriving and well-known metr« x� h York New Salem to re- side in this dull little city? The whole secret lie in the fact that BilT is a married man and cannot live without her ” This fact may alw account for the very prosperous expression that he ha lately assumed, and leads us to believe that Mr Schwartz must be an exceptionally good C « k. In spite of the fact that the tics of home life are no douht very firm. “Bill find time to visit his schoolmates in the dormitone . and has made many friend . He has a ginwi word and a cheery smile for everyone. I'nltkr so many of our ministerial student . Bill ha begun early to prepare. He has seized the op- portunity to t«c« nr more efficient in his line, by addressing such organization as the Acad- emy Y M. C A He ts an enemy of vice in any form, and wys that gamlding around cl«� | ha Iteen caused by the R. O. T. C. of which organization he M a devout ex-mendwr. Hill’s philo ophy of life might be summed up as follows: Beware of idleness, lie con- stant in action; let reading, or writing, or pray- ing. or contriving something foe the gi-wj of others, employ your leisure hours Hill's classmate feel guite «rc that he will make a good minister. 138 “Ho CHARLES S. SIBLING. ♦ RAILROAD. PA. IVltml ■ Hiftti N ii««.i iM (Wiijrfmn «'••llt-go tlt'liwlM «I . 4'Ukir Kami tl. t •� : «'•«taW.I � � (Hf: LhIIm� ; Rv lkia; H im Umq IV. The Mory of MMoie,i college career i� an- •ihfr rrpriitinn of that of a quiet innocent York-Owmtian «hn easily fall� prey to tobacco, ladies. and tonx. His ex|iericncr with the Co. ed� and others of the gentler sex would till many volumes We have often wondered at the sweet expression that this gay deceiver, who ordinarily has a long stem mug, assumes when the ladies are about. In other words there is something about “Mote which attracts the ladies. ”Mnsc” has served faithfully on the College Hand for three years. Hts mtotcal ability lias not liren confined to this organi;ali ui alone, however. Another wr 11-known '•Band” of see- nod year men asked “Most to display his talent one «lark morning during his freshman year. All in all. this lad is a tireless and oomcien- tsHis worker. After having spent two years in the smoky atmosphere of the Chemistry La bora t y. “Mow has decided that thrre is better air in !)r. Johnson’s lecture room. After gmduatHxi hr intends to acquire a university degree and become the manager of some great corporation. We h � pe that Most will lie able to keep his motor running while climbing the hill to success. ' (i SehmHt - ROGEK B. SMITH, A K 2 FREDERICK. MD. Ifip.Ml «I rrnlxkl IIMrti SSn4: IMitln; i |� n It hsll • !� Si|S iMiif Ftay: JwtK SrMilMf r 4l«ill. xM� . V. M. r. A. InIiIdM: K.rmn.1 K |tcMI n: S«W MIW. IV. Behold this versatile youth, whose glaring countenance l«rar all the mark� of a phil- osopher. lie is now searching for a proof for the spiritualistic hypothesis of enmesomitr Roger hails from Maryland and is proud of h. In his sleep he can sometimes be heard singing “Maryland, My Maryland.” Not all Marylanders have remained as m«de� t and un- assuming as Roger, who lias evidently rv� « as yet been aide to get his breath after his first journry into the Keystone State It was once thought that he would Open a Shoemaker's' «hop in Gettysburg: but then again a rumor came from Thurmwtt. Md, that some day he hoped to acquire certain interest� in the “Rure industry in that locality. Speak- ing in plain terms Roger is in Km . When the work of sending out cut notices Iwcunie too burdensome for Professor Stover. Roger came to the rescue with his typewriter, and has (wen working in the Registrar’s office ever since When not at the office. Roger may lie found m the Chemistry laboratory, mi that he ha� lieevi spoken of at times as Prof. Stover’s understudy. Roger is a gentleman, fair and square tn all hit dealings, and well liked try all. He is one of the men 1W2 may feel promi to claim and we predict a successful career. 133 RUTH A. SPANGLER, 11 Gettysburg, pa. at in � Wm«I: T W. C. A : Utkffan. lirniHtiil; I'UulniL 'In � II. Ruth came to college from Gettysburg I Itch School, ami brought with her a splendid rc|iu tatton as a student Shr hat upheld this repo ration nobly. On the night before an exami- naiion. we are told that Ruth hangs out ihe “Nut at Home” sign, ami engages in a fear- ful hand-to-hand struggle for knowledge ami inspiration. “More light” is her slogan, ami see will have to haml it t« her that things are generally illumined pretty clearly l� ef� ire «he is through with them Examinations the next day are always easy. Ruth has a mama f� � r making nut sandwiches. Shr loves to feed Fats” Fnhrman «m this nu- tritious food, She is alto an expert candy- maker. ami we understand also that among •rther social accomplishments she plays a fine game of cards. She is a great pugilistic fan. and rumor has it that she once entertained “Jack Dempsey. (If course there is a mys- terious bit of romance connected with her life. Her lover is none other than tl c famous Hen- ry Van Dyke, or some other famous Dyke. We are not quite sure hImkk the first namr. Ruth is sure to make ••nor man an ideal wifr. She is a good cook, and there is a great deal of truth m the old saying that the quick- est way to win a man is to feed him Happi- ness and sunshine are sure to follow Ruth wherever she goes. MIRIAM I). TAYLOR. B GETTYSBURG, PA. Ph1«ftl| 1 111 1) S.hi.il V W I . A grforMMl: OmWiI, � 40111 It. Yes. thi is she. the tweet little (Inter from Gettysburg High SchmJ Her middle name is Daisy, now do you understand TbU modest little maid i� a good student, ami what hc lacks in actual scholastic ability. she is aide to make up—oh, many tiroes—by rote glanre from her shy eyes. let us illustrate. When the profesta in peremptory tones, calls the name of Miss Tayl« r. Ik is greeted by a m� x-king silence. Under ordinary circumstances the autocrat of the cia tr«Yim becomes exceedingly angry, and flays the delinquent upon his arrival with some scathing and ironical remark, bit when Miss Taylor trips in, he simply coughs nervously, and holds his peace We maintain that beauty always will have a strangle hold over knowl- edge. Miriam is not mly popular among the boy , but numbers all the Co-eds among her friends. If she does not have something to eat in her pocket, she at least Has the wherewithal to purchase; but this only partially explains the reason for the number of her girl friends. Something tells ns that some day Prince Clurining will pot in his appearance, and wilt gall«� p off with Miriam to the nearest minister of the Gospel. The class of 1922 can prophesy waiting but a happy figure. 1M “CMMjr CONSTANCE C. WEAV ER, H A CITTYSBVItt. PA. at ••«■MmIi� lll(t (rlnti; lh|i � inw t'lajr V W i A.; I«ib rti, Ikimni II l-el us introduce rod lo Mins Constance Cornelia Weaver. This )«img lady Km in the Old College Building on High Street, which 1 1 maj in part account for Iter loyalty to our fair institution. 'Connie” i« a very popular girl She ha a place in the heart of every Co-ed. and i« alto well liked Ity the boys. Cwmie' is moreover •piite a cumjetrni bluffer She ha become � proficient in the art that Dr. Baxter no longer asks her whether the ha studied her lesson. Whether prepared or not, she can generally give a first clast recitation The most seri- out hlunder, we believe, that she has ever com mitfcd in his class was when she told him that Lord Byron wrotr Gray’ Elegy. When MacSw limey's name lircamc well known Itecaute he refused to take nourishment for several month . “Connie decided that a good way for her to win world-wide reputatum would he hi attempt the same thing. But Iter dream did not come true. Her hunger strike lasted approximately ten hours, at the end of which time her sister came to the rescue with a dish of breakfast food. “Connie likes to eat. Wc understand that Rice is a favorite relish “Connie” is an accomplished dancer. She lias taught every Gxd how to wihr in the most blissful manner ller ambition is to be- come a school teacher She has lots of pep. and wc believe that she will succeed. -Dwr- GEOKGE P. WALTZ. A K i WEST HK TKK. PA. I‘r «r,«1 •« U'mi rVWpf lli«h McIh.j l t.ii. : X M t . A.; RrywHU a; Nt-Wnllllc. Ur-Mip V| Here is another young hopeful from West Chester. Pa. The fact that he rust � from a Normal School town may explain hi� suscepti- hility to feminine attraction. Doc spends many of his week-ends in a small ncighlmritig village, which is noted for its variety of dar- rling beauty, mostly the milkmaid type We sincerely hope that he has not hem caught in the meshes of the spider’s well. I am summer he was employed by the Na- tional Map Company, ami tried hi� persuasive method� up(� n Mich men as Governor Sprout. He finally decided that there was more money to lie had hack on the farm, ami gave up peddling as a had job. This young man has a “mind of hi own. and Dr. Sanders was forced to admit it or disregard the facts in the case. “Doc” also has a marvelous propensity for asking «pirs- tsons All in all. hr is a model young fellow, ami un exceedingly hard worker, as his gradua- tion in three years will testify. The fact that he could overtake the class of I922 if a won- derful rccontntmdatsoo. [Vic � talents ami accomplishment� lead ns to expect gTeat thing� from him. Wc wish him well in all his under- takings. 155 -Kid L. RAY WEAVER POTTSGBOVK. PA. «I Iliali NrIm : 1 � « ; riia Tnt-k «It: JmmU.r Wiw.k.r ('.muidIII : («anil it. S. St rtSifr Ovrftratm if. Si: 04lrf� iNiiif V M C. A.. lailartK. ll. putUli an NtWaltlV. lmf X. As s meek amt lowly freshman, this ham! w mr lad came tn us In hi native city he had been regarded a a sprinter of no mean ability, and so he at ooce aspired to recogni- tion m the track team at Gettysburg. What- ever hope- lie may have entertained of becom- ing s famous track athlete were destined to come to naught, and so he modestly retired to a fourth-floor room in Old Dorm. I'udalimed by past experiences in the wild of Pottlgrorr. this l dd youth renewed hi affiliation with tlw Independent Order of Parlor Athlete . It was in connection with this oeganiiation that he leaped to the front ranks of society. Hi duties required him to take frequent excursions to nrarliy village where the female dement predominate . The results of this activity arc self-evident, as lie i� the only man who ever invited two girls to one Pmm and conkl get away with it. In short. Weaver is a “huger ami heart-breaker of the most advanced type. Within the past year, he has become quite proficient in the art of jarring cm a saxophone, lie uses his musical talent to very grenl effeci on the College Orchestra, hut the noise which be produces in the dormitory is wrcll nigh in- tolerable. lie has a grin that will never wear off. and is popular annmg the fellows. We be- lieve that he will lie a successful engineer Rat� R. EDWIN WERTMAN, SUr Club BLOOM8BITBG. PA. l’r |uM •! HI� MMhir( Ilia N h—J 1’fcNWJ I � � Vnrt III. J « •!• riM i«wl r� tt«U Taw� : t«nM| Tr k ll. 2� ; Pm� Malay T..n «� . •XI rtaN Awrln. Ktltlur IMCt N rrlraw.; T. M. V. A-: «JWli- ms: W |� «il-ll«4'ImmIial 'inIlf II. Ileliold Rotcoc, the pride of the Atlantic Coast Electric Railway Company. At an early age thin precocious lad showed great adapta- bility to high finance. His early framing be- gan with the advent of small nickel tank , ami records show that his stuck gradually advanced to seven cents, ll has not risen further, and we hope that it will nut go below par. This versatile young man also enjoys promi- nence as a track athlrte. having emerged un- defeated in the quarter mile during tlw past track season. Athletics for Rat� ” are not confined to track alone On the day of the Classical-Scientific footfall game, he gave evi- dence of his worth by his startling end runs. He i a tireless worker, ami believes in a high grade of efficiency ami organisation Sleep, according to Han.” is mibspcmiWc. It act a oil to the machine. He has worked so hard for three years, (hat hr contemplates with pleasure the prospect of resting his shat- tered nerves during the fourth. Rats’ has many finr qualities. We know lie will make food. P. Mr PIERCE M. WILLARD, Star Club FREDERICK. Ml). rr,|i«m4 at rr rl k IUi« � ■K.. l 1 1.11« Junl. Cta rt ml rwrflwll. ’!•• IMMlr 11. J 8 : Ut-r-CteM ill: rtea Tmm II. Si; MlJ ! •« . I IMmIImS TV � it I: lM� «ilnc OI . l «) «1.4 KWktltiCal hraMBltr 4‘luli Maolawl Club Nih(« «f IntrfMiItmtatr lH t«iln T � w; l‘r «� «•lit t lnf.n..|liv'-rtl. OiilMlral I'atMi. l l«l(Wlil V M r A « : UIDmin: ln4 twi «loit twtmn-rml. Or. I. 'liti efk� in voting man come� from Fred- erick County. Maryland. Pierce is in no way related to thr prirr fighter; he i� ntudying for the ministry. In argumentation In U quite an artiit Hr would rather argue than eat. and will give you choice of question. time, or aide, and beat you at your own game. He was cap- tain of the champion Junker Team this year, and wear� the gold medal as a relic of his vic- tories on the rostrum. Cpon looking through the records, we find that wc can tack nothing on Pierce, lie doesn't shoot crap or drink liquor No girl has yet captivated him. hut wr have a hunch that lltere is one somewhere hack in Frederick who hold the key to his heart. Pierce las the ministry in virw It is unusual to find so many virtues in a ministerial student. Seriously speaking. Pierre has in him the nuking of a true minister of ilw Gospel. After four more years on the hill, he will be ready to go out into life- and engage in battles with the powers of darkness We hope tome slay to � it tu Re Willard's church and listen to oar old schoolmate deliver a first clast sermon. Qur best wishes are with him. Hl� “ LEROY H. WINEBRENNER GBTTYSBriKG. PA. l r |Mw4 ■! U.u � l. nr tllffti V-I.kS. KuftM-« UW v iWl . ttooo-nii: KctobtlfW. «limit IX. Just gaxe on this innocent chap with the long black eyelashes and baby-blue eyes, and you will understand why the girls are so easily attracted to him Leroy is decidedly 'a lion among the ladies’ He live in Gettysburg, hut strange to say. the fair one of hit home town receive very little of his attention. His interests lie in many of our neighboring vil- lages. and hr sets out to these places no less than three lime rvery week. This lad intends to become an engineer after the completion of hi college course. To that end he lias attempted to attend Just as many classes as are requisite for the obtaining of a B.S. degree. He has struggled with the most intricate problems in calculus ami ana- lytic� in a manner which may be highly com- mended. In short, he is a bright and energetic lad. who stick to a task until it is completed Wmrbfcimcr owns a “Jihelet touring car which greatly aids him in his nightly wander- ings He delights in rushing through the campus at midnight with an unmuffled engine, and navigates every carve on two wheel� . Although Leroy spend no more linn on the campas than ti absolutely necessary, we see him often enough to observe that he possesses many g«x d trait . 11 22 wishes him success as an engineer. 137 •infcr RUTH S. WOLF, B v 811.VEK KI N. MO. rr |uiw4 «I Wr,r m«4 IlirrUhurf (Mini lliMli Nr«mto; V W C. A.: tmthmM: IU mI. Along came Ruth. the demure Iwunette tawn Silver Run. She had scarcely arrived in («ettyshurg. w heti she l� cam( entangled with a Burr� man� which ha clung to her truacwxis- ly ever since. Though her loyalty is wmith of the Ja nn Dixon Line, we fear that this Northerner has an option on her heart. Ruth is a remarkable ItiMury student. She has accumulated a great deal of knowledge In this department by her many strolls over the battlefield. She alto speak� French quite flu- ently. F'rcnch. as you know, is a romantic language. It is rumored that this dark-eyed preacher' daughter hoped to vamp Dr. Ilagen. and secure an A in English, but we frown upon this rumor as mm idle tale. Ruth is en- tirely too imtophislicated to attempt such a thing Only the hcr day she asked if Stall- smith's ten-cent highballs are those things that make you funny. Ruth has a very sweet disposition. She makes candy in large quantities, and her kisses arc said to lie exceptionally delicious We hope, however, that she will feed her future husband on something more «ubitaitlfel than fudge. The lest wishes of the cla s of 19£! attend her. ltd EDGAR L. WOLFE, ♦ OlLLtSBL'RG. PA. si iMIUfcurg iM MwlMKhWuri IlltfU StImO : la� S e MriHIfc- r...|K«ii Tmmm «• � � . It...I «1. t. II; AmUI IhtilllM U M|kt IX!2 Aftrlfm: If M. C. A ; ImiIki� � IWM� m M.t- .or. X If silence denoted wisd im. “Ed” would be our valedictorian. This long, lank. Iran chap with the genial smile and frank blue rye hails freon Dillsburg. lie does not boast about it. as either residents of that sect Km are wont to d x Perhaps his silence does denote wisdom Edgar, we wish to state. ha not only a promising future twit also a brilliant past. The canptpOTl -f the DilUlmrg UlktlM Church nvall with pleasure those occasions on which Kslgar led the myrud voices of the choir in a resounding anthem. Inspired, however, with a thirst for knowledge, he sacrihrrd hi oppor- tunities as choir-leader to become one of «wir m«nt promising engineers. Here to our regret, we must insert that hi� past appears to lie as checkered as it is brilliant: for in the midst of hi� freshman year, the searching eye of the law alighted upon him. and as a result he spent the night in the cooler.” a guest of the county, on the insignificant charge of murder Ed was discharged in the morning, and has since succeeded in living down the episode hy his exemplary character. That Ed will lie a successful engineer, there is no doaht. Sometimes deserting his conservative policy, he used to engineer his way out Steinwehr Arenac, lately be has devoted his lime rather consistently to the practscal problem of securing an education, and we feel sure that he is Imilding for himself a happy and future 159 Cftaptrr XI Zbt Social mm 19� y- mui y nn.iiiiKS y .Niuiapxzmir ?jzuu 'j Mtttis xtUNt lilVill yillill 388? A! II11II $ . MIHI IW� vsw A fair, frail fkm$r Chapter XI The Social Whirl Time passed quickly. Christmas came. an«l golfed with home cooking, Hor- ace returned to College after vacation to lay aside gift neckties, and resume a freshman's sober haberdashery. The Junior Smoker jiasscd into history, leaving the Sweat Box reeking of tobacco ami parlor stories, ami littered with jh� | liottles ami apple cores. junior Prom week, Horace was pressed into service decorating the Sweat Box. Several hectic nights, with hammer in hand and mouth full of pins, he tangled himself in erqic |«i|K r. and lualanccd on a rickety stepladdcr, or dashed uptown for liamburgrrs and ice cream for the jicrspiring committee. Horace's chief difficulty wa | c yiiig obedient attention to the concerted profanity of ten bosses. He felt unspeakably relieved when the last piece of furniture was placed, and delighted when lie learned that he might attend the Prom in a clawhammer coat and pass around the sandwiches. With difficulty and at Mime expense, he bought, stole or begged a full dress outfit for the occasion. 1'rom night our hero was sent up town by a member of the Committee to get the favors. “Tell ’em to send ’em out. if they come on the seven-ten. It they don’t come—Ye gods.” Horace did the errand, and. on his return, was passing the station when the Harrisburg “Bullet” arrived. Curious to see the girls imited to the Prom, Hor- ace pushed his way through the crowd. Cheers ami applause attracted his atten- tion to a Junior and his girl. A crowd had gathered about the couple, and one tormentor, dressed to represent a minister offered to perform the ceremony on the spot. The emliarrasscd |� air hurried away followed by serenaders singing “Blessed Be the Tic That Bind .” “Very poor taste,” thought Horace, and has- tened to his room. The soup and fish” was a mystery. At eight-thirty lie hail just managed to close the front of his hard-boiled shirt, when he discovered that he lacked a collar button. With shirt tail dangling he roved through the halls, yelling, “Who’s got a collar button. Hearing no offers, hr hurst in a door at random, crying, Quick, a collar button.” ’Hie Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, interrupted parleying with the lady representative of a lyceum bureau, and viewed Horace in horror. There was a moment of terrible silence, and lie turned with a flirt of his shirt tails and fled. Kventually Horace got himself arrayed ami took up his duties in (.latfcltcr Hall During the evening he begged dances from friends and made up in pep what he lacked in grace and experience. One buxom partner paid him in kind, and totted him gaily about until the orchestra mercifully stojqied. “tiee.” he re- marked, mopping his brow, he calls her a fair, frail flower, hut she made a wreck outta me.” At two o'clock the Prom was over, and. after helping the survivors of the committee dear away the debris, Horace went wearily to his lied to dream of a heavier role in the social whirl. i«l feopbomorc banquet On an evening in early June of 1920. the class of 1922 assembled at the Hoffman House for the annual Sophomore Banquet. It was a lively crowd of college boy� and girls tliat trooped into the liauquct lull, and took iheir placo at the festal board. Among their numlier were live loyal Co-eds. who contrib- uted a large (tortiou toward the success of the evening. Hoffman’s Southern Mamtnv cooks served the chicken in true Southern style, and when the assembly had proceeded as far as the demi-tasse, the first nnmltcr of the programme was announced. Fickinger, (jotwald. Ruder and Burgess, a stringed quartet of remarkable ability, rendered several Hawaiian selections in a very weird manner. R. K. 1. Rice read a class prophecy which provoked a gTeat deal of merriment. President “Jack” Kyle made a stirring ad- dress, and was followed by Dr Grimm, whose quaint remark , were characteris tit.ally humorous. Professor Knight, the Sophomore play cuach, was presented with a gift hy the class. and responded in a few well chosen remarks (ieorge Duhlcltohu and Reds” Baker, coaches of the athletic teams of 1922. both made short speeches. It was at this time that “Jimmie ' Overmiller made his famous after-dinner sjiecch on hazing, which will go down in the annals of the institu- tion as a masterpiece extemporaneous utterance At a late hour the lian- queters gave a mighty cheer for '22. Tims tin function formallv ended. Some of the Sophomores held high carnival until an unearthly hour in the morning, and terrorized and annoyed the citizens of 4Gettysburg and the whole college community with their wild yells. 1«2 Junior Smoker COMMITTEE John Brknkp.man. Chairman C D. Miij.uk L. K. Weaveb R. L. Saiim RaLWI Mahaeei PROGRAMME Address of Welcome ------ By Carl Rum, President Impromptu.............................By Tiik Junior Symphony Orchestra Class Prophecy • - - By The Inspired Happy ’ Linn V’oice Cultivation ------- By “Bill” Krebs Why 1 Came to Gettysburg - By Bickkll Apples. Pretzels, and Pop.................................By The Committee Mexican Athletics.........................................By J. A. McInrrs What America Has Done for Me - By Grorge Gun k. Prince of Denmark (Greetings From the Faculty ------ By Dk. Cramer Devotional - -.........................................By C. D. Miller Closing Anthem..................................By The Junior HX Doix;ers 1« THEI922 SPECTRUM®® ■ - P Junior PromcnaOr COMMITTEE P. S. Gilbert N. S. Floto I). K. S. Got ward I- S. Keller K. K. Kick PATRON ESSES Mrs. W. A. Granville Mrs. L. Sbillidav Mi� Rachel Granville Mr . A. V. Johnston Mrs. M. II. Valentine Mrs. W. J. McDowell Mrs. D. 1 . McPherson PATRONS Dr. W. A. Granville Dr. Lee Siiillway Dr. M. H. Valentine Dr. F. II. Kramer Dr. A. V. Johnston IIon. D. P. McPherson ORCHESTRA The Jazzy Five, Lewistown, Penn a. J. W. Kyle, ( hairtnan II. T. Bream M. D. Baker II. M Hersii A. A. Fviimmak 104 Chapter XII £bt JMot Chickens .4 rathtr mj tlir cvnrrptinn 1« Chapter XII The Plot Thickens The 'phone bell in the reading room jangled harshly. Horace, who was deeply engrossed in the cartoon page of a Philadelphia daily, reache l up and lifted the receiver from the hook. “Well? Why, I am he. that is. my name's Spoof. Yes, sir. A telegram for me? My Uncle Reuben passed away and left me everything? Impossible. Holloa. Send that telegram out 1 want to see it in print.” The occupants of the reading room cast aside their (Mpcrs in a body, and swamped Horace with congratulations. In live brief minute he became the most (opular man in college, for the news spread like wild-tire. A half an hour Liter in his room, as he tried to put his mind on hi work, some one tapiwd at his door. Horace ushered in a party of three men from the Theda Kta l nnlichop Fraternity, lie had always had a rather mystic concep- tion of fraternity life, and he listened very respectfully to the word of the three fraternity men. They congratulated him profusely upon his good fortune, ami at the same time expressed a timely condolence at Uncle Reuben's sad demise. “Ah, SjHiofsaid one. skillfully steering the trend of conversation the way which he wished it to go, Of what value are earthly riche ? (.«old ami silver will not continue with u to the grave. Init true friendship and noble aspirations, these are the things which abide forever. Now the Theda Kta Lambchop Fra- ternity--- Here a sudden dramatic interruption occurred. A shriek of horror came from the corrhlor outside. “Fire, yelled a dozen voice . The !-amlk hops rushed into the hall, ami a dense cloud of smoke (toured into the room through the open iloor. Horace seized some of his roost treasured mementoes, including a shoe brush and a bottle of toilet water, wrapped them in a blanket, and started toward the window intending to throw them out. A he did so. a head was thrust cautiously around the comer. “Do not be alarmed. Spoof, said a gentle voice. One of the waste cans accidentally caught on fire. Just shut your door and wc will come in off the fire escape.” The liewildered Horace watched three members of the Chi Yi Yip Fra- ternity come in the window. They wastes! no time in preliminaries, but got right down to business. The primary thing in rushing i to create the impression that the fraternity of which you are a member consist of a number of men who tower head ami shoulder almve the rank of the commonality. The Chi Yi Yips were old hand at the game, and spread it on thick. They named Horace a lift of famous Chi Yi Yip� that sounded like the first fifteen pages of Who's Who in America. If they had probed live matter then and there. Horace F.l Is worth Spoof would have lived and died a Chi Yi Yip. Inn they failed to follow up their advantage The next moment fate in the form of a perspiring me s.-nger Imy knocked at the door. Horace opened the telegram. It was a sequel to the first and signed by the elder Spoof. “Important codicil to the will. The bequest is yours as long a you never join a college fraternity. Uncle Reuben injured one time in an initiation, there- fore extremely prejudiced. Signed. Fat hex.” 167 2 jfnitfrnitirs at tfVrttPStntrg KF-SI MK OF FRATERNITIES The Pennsylvania K| silon Chafer of l hi Kappa Psi, the oldest fraternity at Pennsylvania College, was organized December 26. 1855. Nineteen member' now comprise the Active Oiapter. Three years later the Xi OiajMer of Phi («anima l clta was founded and to- day has a memliership of twenty. The Theta Cha| tcr of Sigma Chi was founded in 186d. ami at present has sixteen mcmlicrs. The Pennsylvania Beta Oiapter of Phi Delta Theta was installed in 1875. The Oiapter now has twenty-seven member� . In 1SS2. Alpha Tau Omega established the Alpha L’psikm Chapter which now has a menilicrship of twenty-two. In 1884. the Pennsylvania Delta Oiapter of Sigma Alpha Kpsilon was fonmlcd ami to- lay comprises twenty-three roemliers The Drub Is. a local fraternity, was founded in 1897. and at present has twenty memlicrs 'Dicta ! hi. another local Fraternity, was organized in 1909. and at present ha� a mcmU-rship of nineteen. Phi Sigma, the third local fraternity of Pennsylvania College was organized in 1916. Twenty six men now comjiose the Oia|� ter Delta Kappa Sigma, still another local, was re-established in the present scholastic year and now lias a membership of twenty-one men. i l)ln fcappa $si PENNSYLVANIA EPSILON CHAPTER Kstablishol 1855 J. Henry I h a .. 75 Charles M Lean Hill, 82 Charles S. Of scan. ’82 Gtnm D. Staiiliy, William W. La even All� n IL Starr K. L. Saiim W. N. Buchanan G. Mordan B. G. Wharton FRATRES IN 1‘KIIK W ii McLean. 82 Paul A. Martin. tM Chester G. Crist. Kx-W Samuel F. I.i hm s. 12 frater in seminario Lutiier A. ]otwald FRATRI� IN COLLKCIO 1921 Kaliti W. Lind l . Victor F.manuel II. B. Cooper 1922 I). E. S. Gutwald 1921 K. M. SciiorrsTALL 1921 T. P. Smith B. R Lkk C. William Tkmxkll, Ex-’18 C. William Duncan. ‘17 W A. Boy sox. 18 H arry C. McCreary David A. Yoiih E. I- Pews P. W. Siiklley D. K. Weiser C. R. Wole FRATRES IN FACILTATK A M.. M.D.. 71 Gu� r ;f. R. Miller. H.S.. 19 170 WOV 4 si 1 ▼ ►? 1 L 'l ■ r f r Sz 171 THE 1922 SI CTRUM pin amma Delta XI CHAPTER FstaMUhol 1858 FRATRES IN 1‘RIIK H. C Picking, 70 Ci. J. Benner. '78 M. K. He kert. '02 K� v l . M Moser. AM.. 72 Prop. H. M. Koth. 1 K. A. Crouse, 03 J. I). Swope. '02 FRATRES IX FACULTATE K. S. Breiden baugh, Sc.D., 68 M. L. Valentine. D.D., ‘82 FRATRES IN SEMINARIO FACI’LTATE J A. SiMiMASTER. D.D., 73 Mfxanchton Coiiver. D.D.. 86 H. C Allkman. O.D., '87 FRATER IN PREPARATION IS FACI’LTATE Charles II. Huber. A.M.. Lm.l).. 92 Burton L. I (inman J. S. Richaros Henry T. Bream Elmer S. Min man A. A. MacKrille II. M Ki t11 I). A. Menc.es FRATRES IN COLLEGIO 1921 Roy M. McNHoRrr John J. Shank 1922 Frank L. Daugherty 1922 Harry M. Weigel C. R. James 1921 I J. Clctz W. ( i. W att B. S. Ai.ij man John S. Rick Locis S. Keller K. H. Maurer II. (]. Hutchison K. Francis 172 173 s ignta tin THKTA ('ll AFTER Ritabliilicd 1X61 FKATKES IN I’RHE GeoRoI. M. ALT K , X2 J. I.- BlTT. S4 C. K. Staiile, 7 I . P. McPllRRSDN. S9 Byron Honker, Kx-’OK John D. Keith. 91 Frank Hersii. V2 Norman S. Hkindel. 96 Alex H. Oneal. 01 I’iiit.ir K. Hiklk. '05 Warren 1.. IIaper. Fx-X)6 Iosepii O. Dickson, W William Hkrsii. V Morris S. Weaver. 09 Grover R. Bream. 10 Herbert A. Bream. 10 Chari.es S. Bitt. '12 J. MaCrea Dickson, XX FRATRES IN FACULTATE Dean P. M. Bikle. Ph.D., '66 I. Allen Dickson. '05 Albert Billiikimer. Ph.D., XI6 II. G. Becker, 'IX W. G. Weaver M. M. Hurd FRATRES IN COM.Kr.IO 1921 R. (� . Mumma ll B. F.berly Henry M. Hkrsii G. H. Derr J. P. Lafkkrty 1923 J. P. Gilliland C. A. .inn W. S. Pijowman C. W. SlIF.ELY F. W. Strcrlk 192« K. P. Berber 174 J. D. Millard N. II. Heindkl o€ “ 175 THE 1922 tae(V SPECTRUM,? I--------------------— T£M Pin Drlt.i JTlirta I’EN'NSVI.VANIA BETA CHAPTER Kstal liv|ic l 1X75 E. Mcsselman. H3 win J. Forney. 96 Harry S. Huber. Ex W U. D. Thomas. 07 FRATRES IN I RRE A. L. Thomas. 07 I). A. Thomas. 09 George Hartman, 12 Maurice Baker. 13 Fred S. Farer. 16 Atha L. Thomas. 14. K. M Faber. 14 I- K. Mrs.NKi.MAN. 15 David Bloc her. 19 FKATRFS IN HEMINARIO El wood M. Grove William H. Redcay PRATER IN PREPARATION IS PACL’LTATB Felix G. Robinson FRATRES IN COLLEGIO I � 20 Christian C. Kattekiiorn William A Bi hunger ion E. E. .KU.LF.R P. I. Redcay G. R. Duleboiin J. A. Lerew I M. Shows II. L. Porterfield A. G. Trundle 1022 I_ P. Keiskr J. A. McGaugiiey J W. Kvlr R. M. )VLKR C. R. Myers F. P. Harhnlex C. C, Emglehart C. Bush H. II. Strine I � 22 M. Rkix-ay W. C. Dikiil 1921 C. Limrercer R. Morris H. I.. Livkngooo P. W. Myers Ralph C. Robinson G. H. Thrush 11, G. Stauffer its FTfTJWW A) o vV f HUX o+ — • w V «ttC Situ6' r.-T � T v‘ T' W W- IF •7 VI °i ie v nTI'P v w cCRc rupU Asmo in alpha (Cau €hnega PENNSYLVANIA ALPIA IP8ILON CHAPTER Established 1 2 FRATRES IN I'RBE S. Sciimm� , 86 Edwin E. Bream. ’04 Borent E. While. 90 Raymond F. Tower. '0K PRATER IN PREPARATION 18 PACI'LTATE IXiylb K. Leathers. 13 P. S. F.iciiklmrgsr J. B. Stewart K. Maiiafpie P. S. GlLRERT H. 1. Grimm M. S. Overmiller PRATER IN HEMINARIO k xi.i’ti W. Baker PRATREH IN COLLEGIO IWI I. H Mi mith V. I ‘. Boath 1 22 J. W. McDowell D. G. Davis its Ci. T. Mahakey C. L. Kruiui 1921 B VVm.fE N. S. Weeks 17 Ci. M. Gardner J. P. Leavy L de F. Emm err R. U. Quiglkv J. Wolfe C. WlM BRENNER i • F ; U i r k 17 fj£ ' THE 1922 WS Z) SPECTRUM 4 — T figlini 3lplia Cpsilo� PENNSYLVANIA BETA CHAPTER Ks(AliliOic l 1SS4 JollX E. McCaMMon, 'S4 CtOUOELL SlKBER, ’04 (igorge M. Rice. A M . 'OK FRATRES l. I KBE C GILBERT Rf.EN. ‘20 Clyde L. Bream, ’14 Harrison F. IIakhai ii, 15 Edmond F. Power, ’!? Joseph T. Morris, '17 KKATKKS IX SEMINARIO J. Wii.bi k Drawraugii Paul R. Cluism 1. R. IloCSEK H. A. Hour FRATRES IX COI.l.Ki;iO 1921 C. K. Miller K. V. Htsihed S. E. Phillips P. I). Bai m 1922 C. L. Rider W. J. Fine R. K. G. Rice C. D. Miller 1922 G. G. Brinxingek T. Esiienour R. H. Clare L. M. Sowers C. R.Simon P. T. Myers R. M. Smith 1924 R. P. Bentley R. G. Shearer C S. Rcdy Ross SlIEELY L. M. Miller C. A. Bacm i ao 1M Drmts {Published 1897 FR TKKS IN I RHK Rev. J. B. Baker. 01 Rev. S. F. Snyder. X)9 FRATRES IN SEMIN ARIO Charles L. Y’f.nable Robert S. Miller scar W. Carlson E. S. Falkexstein II. M. Saylor C. R. Nagels C. I.. Zf.rhe C. S. Hughes H. Carlson FRATRES IN COLLEGIO 1921 C F. Miller L. I). Gresii 1922 P. K. Lawyer M. V. Burgess 1923 II. A. Hfssfr W. G. McAllister 1921 II. K. Yost Lloyd M. Keller J V. Albic C. E. Hers hey G. H. Keck M. M. Ott E. B. Hanks J. W. Bailey Haw vaMv£' 183 «Chria $l)i Kslalilt hol 1909 FRATER IN IRBF. Austin II. Frllckraum, 20 • Clarence A. FRATRI� IN PREPARATION! FACILTATE Xp.al. 20 William T. Sinum. ’19 K. C. SllINDLFK FRATRES IN SEMINARIO C. C. Richer C V Xkal K W. Cook FRATRES IN COLLEGIO 1931 J. K. Kndres L. K. Woodward 1932 M. ! . Hakck J. WtLPRED D� IH William II Saas 1 r . Albert F.rs.AK I Wolfe 1923 (i. K. Toms W. II. Dif.iil C. DaII men II. IV Belknap W. H Hill 1924 MaKVIK C BBRGWALL V. J. CoNC.LEToX I.. I. Fisum H. F. Gohn I). J. Dour IN °u m )IF.HV ‘VfOO °- KStcf ' r' euo f9 hak fmnr 1« rHE 19C2 2 pH Signia Established 1916 1IaKO|.I L. C KKAliLK Harmon F. Mii.lkk G. Lisle Beers R. W. Harralt.ii John Brckkemak Walter L Mertz C. S. Si ELI NT. H. W. Sachs Roy Mertz C. Hansen F. M. SCHILOKNECHT FRATRES IN 8EMINAKIO Ivan H. Haordorn C H. Issuer Roy L. Yl'NH H. W. Sternat A. C Walukoenic. rRATER IN FACl'LTATE Ferry D. Schwartz. ’20 FRATRES IN COLLBGIO till S. R. Buhrman k. B. Mathias H. H. Gihaup I92J A. A. Fuhrman F. J. Dimism J. M. Gentzlkr W. M. Schwartz J. W. Gibson L. M Gingejuch W. A. Krebs 1924 J. I). Glenn Sfckomin I.. Wolfe R J. Wise D. E. Beckmryf.r 1921 C. Brockley A. G. MacMillan A. Rosser 1M ♦ Tif K � kun !' ' ' Oinf Mpuf CL |te� t-i 7 ¥ 9 Sltt 1 1� ftf TT '' +'? • ’' -w %J5s« •'• haaSe «os- J.W ' 0 HA 1 7 Delta fcappa ftigrna 1920 t’KATKES IN COLLEGIO IWI K. I . STAi rrtM 1 22 I . Boweh H. F. McBmwc 1 . K. King |). K. pANFIIAKF.lt V. ('� . MiNicn K. B. Smith F. B. Wall G. F. Waltz N. L. Altlam� G. B. SlIMTIC V. M. Iuuiau) C K. Stone 1911 C E. Moul L. B. Walter A. J. Mfrv a J. K. Knock G. I)- I.AIKI� H. W. Miller 1 24 C A. Sknkt L L. Stavely 1« im S££ i 1 f ■p IHJ fetar Club r.%tat li'hril 1920 STAIt BASKETBALL TEAM O. I). CoBLK J. H. Little P. E. Noll I). E. RrmsiLL W. P. (iUNOEL E. G. Pom V. K. Tiauc.ee R. E. Bamberger E. H. P. Feldman 1 . E. Lehman MKMRF.KS IN 01.1.ELK 1921 (iEDRGK K. GULCR W P. LlVRNOOQD F. E. Klingeman It� K. E. Wrktmak It 23 C. L. Mogel F. L Snyder R. T. Ulll-F.R itti F. A. Shf.aef.k J. 1. BORLAND H. A. FnSNOCIIT R. C. McCardle G. I. Myers S. S. SIIAULIS P. M. Willard W K. Pack Frederick Stf.ureh H. W. Werner S. VV. Boucher E. F. H. Grotiik Stewart McKenzie ido k A v' r A rmaz m 191 Jin jtirinoriam Ii i� with a keen realization of our loss as a claM, that we here note the passing of Robert Ixe Flynn, who died at his home in Washington. I). C . on February 16. 1920. He had consecrated his life to the work of his laird, ami his religious duties were always given first consideration. In ac- cordance with his active nature, he was never passive in any of the organizations for religious advancement. Whether it was Y M. C A., Christian Kndcavor, Sunday School, or Church, he was always eager to do his part, and that he ha been missed in every religious organization goes without question. In the secular life of college, his death has left many places to lie filled. Iu l«sefiall, a left fielder is gone; in debate, the class team ha lost its captain; the class is without its treasurer: ami the college has had Ah reduce the numlicr of its Honor Men by one. In body, Flynn has passe� I away, lmt the thought of the spirit that animated so noble a character will always linger in our memories, and be an influence for good as long a any of the mcmlicrs of '22 live. 1« Chapter XIII 21 Ulriobp iiTiai ii i ’ifiaiVia ■ftrfifol xi iitoBaJir i.g yy |wN He could hit the hi h motes m Chapter XIII A Melody The melting snow dripied drearily from the eaves. March lud come with warmer wind? , and a prediction of approaching spring; spring, the most Ipcauti- ful of all seasons of the year at Gettysburg. Horace threw ojpcu the window, and allowed the warm breeze to blow several stacks of papers containing Algebra problems under the lied Then he secured his trombone case, after a jpcrilous climb to the top of an unstable wardrobe. He greased the slide lovingly w ith a little castor oil which he liad borrowed for the puqpo c from the shelves of the chemical laboratory, and blew several crisp and syncopated notes just to try out his lip. (.eating through a %heaf of dog-cared music, he picked out a selection which appealed to him. 1 Ic pushed the slide out the window in order to allow a greater freedom of movement, and hit the high notes of “Knighthood in Chicago. A full minute elapsed before the combined oral protests of hU enraged neigh hors took the form of {physical violence. Then three buckets of water, a dozen snowballs, a couple tobacco cans, and an old shoe all hit the w indowsill at once Horace thoughtfully dosed the window and laid his trombone back in its case. It comforted him to know' that genius is rarely immediately recognized, and that the road to fame is long and narrow and winding. He had tried out for the College Kami in the fall ami liad made it. largely because “Johnny Doub had realized the value of the immense oluiuc of mptidcscrip sound which Horace’s lusty lungs were able to contribute to the common cause. At football games Horace had done wonders, his high-pitched |ieai� s of joy twing open insults to the opposing rooters At liasketliall games he drowned the noise of the cymbals. When Horace had tried out for the College rchestra. it had been a horse of another color. 'Hie leader listened carefully to Horace’s attempts at rendition, and could not by any stretch of an elastic imagination connect this type of melody with full dress suits ami cultured audiences. It was a severe blow to our hero when he found that his name was not posted as a member of the musical clubs. Ilis disappointment liccame even more bitter. w hen he learned that Apicndicitis was scheduled as the first stop on the tour. What a triumphal entry into his home town it wmild have lieen. and how many girls he could have flirted with and not broken freshman rules, lie sighed even now as he thought alpout it, and then suddenly straightened up in his chair, and made a dive for his overcoat and hat. “To think that 1 almost forgot that it was Sophomore play night. he mut- tered as he scrambled in the chapel loor. I might have wasted this perfectly good ticket.” He had barely gained a seat before the curtain rose upon the amateur thes- pians. and the play was on. Horace entered into the spirit of the occasion, hissed the villain, and gave a shrill whistle of apiroliation at the final denouement. l«o COMBINED Ml'SICAI. CU RS Cbc CombincD Musical Clubs The combined musical clubs of Gettysburg College have always been a great credit to the institution. The season of 1920-1921 has been an especially success- ful one. It began with a concert rendered in Bma Chapel before an audience of Prom guests. 11 the following Monday the regular trip started with a concert in Dallastown, Pa., ami continued through an itinerary including Baltimore. Hanover. Harrisburg and Altoona. At every point along the road the fellows were given a royal welcome� and as a rule they played before large audiences. The press, too, was very flattering m its writeups, complimenting the clubs on the excellent quality of their music. The success of the season is largely due to the efficient leadership of Carl K. Simon, leader of the Glee Club, and V. V. Lauvcr, leader of the Orchestra. Business Manager II. A. Houtz also deserves a great deal of credit for his efficient su|xrvUion. 1WI Combuufc iHuflual Clubs H. A. Hcrttz - MANAGEMENT Unsiness Manatjer C. k. Si Mon - Leader of (Hee Club VV. W. Laitvek - - - Leader of Orchestra f irst Tenors (Birr Club first Hasses Gibson. J. A. Kattrniiorn, C. C. Shows, L. M. I -AUVER, W. W. Miller. L. C Belknap. II. I . Mumper. J. H. Houtz, H. A. Second Tenors Second Hasses Sachs. H. W. Simon, C. R. Robinson. R. C Linn, H. Dou� , J. V. Manges. I). A. DdUB. D. J. Maker. M. L. first I 'iolins £ rr(r0tr« flute Sill ABF. II. M. Bbucklcy. C R. Gilbert, C. R. (tIBSON. J. Cello H baser. H. A. Metzgar. R. H. Second 1'iolins Hass Pial Ruder, C I- Lind. R. W. Mimrt . J. H. Saxophone Clarinets Yost. II. E. Weaves, L. R. Doits, D. J. Cornet Drums Baum, V. I). Doub, J. W. Horn Trombone Trundle. A. G. Ott.M. M, Pianist Stringer, J. Herbert 197 ■gfei THE 1922 = srecreuM - g rttpstmrg College £tanb J. W. Dot'll Solo Cornets I ). P. Putman V. 1). Baum Alio Horn A. (I. Trundle first Clarinets i) j Dm C. S. SlELIXC li flat Clarinet R. Maiiafpik Tenor Saxophone G. A. Reinartz Snare Drums C. R. Dkarhorfp P. E. IllCKEY Piccolo G R. Bwk klev first Comets V. H. Saas E, M. Bickjell Baritone E. L. Wolfe Second Clarinets J. A. Carver P. J. Miller A Ito Saxophone II. W. Miller ( ymbals E. L l F.cin T root hones R. E. Gilbert I- E. WoC®WARD C. F. Miller P T. Myers m Leader Second Cornels G WlNKBRENNKR C. P. Phillips II. W. Webn'er Solo Clarinet H. E. Yost Bass II. E. McBride C Mel dy Saxophone I- R. Weaver Bass Drum C. R. Simon Trombones M. E. Cobertii M. M. Ott C. A. Baum G A. Ki’mler SPECTRUM flgSg THE 19C2C2 S3|S� Ouil arib j?ightmgalr Dramatic Club omCKKM President ------ - - J. H. Mumper I'iff President .... - W. G. Weaver Secretary - - K. W. Li nii Treasurer ----- J. Ray Houser NKMini A. C.. Trundle R. W. Und I . 1 Rkdcav j- K. 1 Iouser J. H. Mi mpf.b W . G. Weaver W. W. Lauver C. K. Hershev M. r. Burgess E. L. Peim; P. M. Willard K K. Rice W. A. Krkrs C. L. Ruder J. W. Dour G. H. Derr 1W THE 1099 i SPECTRUM ( 1922 apopljomorr fXap Or dftan trom rriro THE CAST Benjamin Fitzhew - - - - - - - - R. K. Ci. Rice Cot Roderick Major ..........................G. H. Dbrr Ixivcall ---------- J. W. Dour VonBulow Ih smart Schmidt II. E. McBride Kdward Farrar --------- G. L. Rimn Richard Daunton • - - - - - - - - E. E. Mii.li:r Timothy Cook, a Tamnum Deputy Sheriff - - W. A. Krera Officer O’Mullins.....................- P. M. Willard ioogan ......................................Vr. BURGIM Ixwis. a Waiter From the Cleopatra ----- E. L. I egt. Clementina Fitzhew................................Elizabeth A. Hirer Sallie Grace - -- -- -- - Constance Weaver Nettie Major ..............................Marv K. Mcssixman Marie, a Maid.........................................Elsie Mr mm a Convicts .... R. B. Smith, II. A. Over miller. E. M. Bickell Act I—lec water. Act 11—Warm water. Act 111—Hot water. PLAY COMMITTEE R. K. G. Rick A. A Fchrman A. It Zwum HI SINKSS STAFF tiusineu Munancr - J. A MacIxxm Electrician - W J. Fimk Aul. Stage Manat:ft D. F- Pandaku Property Manager - - J. I . Llivt Stage Manager - H. M. Sayii« Stage Carpenter - • L C. fin—in A tat. Stage Manager I). K. Panraker Stage Director - R. L. Samm Programs - - - N. S. Funo Chief Csher - A. K. Shicsuuucm 200 CfWtrr XIV ®! e problem Aolbeb aoi Tkg alarm clock barely wobt him ice! Chapter XIV The Problem Solved When the last vestige of snow disappeared from the deep cool crevices of Devil ’ Den and the trees on the Campus put out their first tender green shoot , the battlefield guide� came out of their winter quarter and began to lay in wait for the unwary' tourist. Track candidates chased around the cinder path; the crack of kit against horsehide came intermittently in the afternoon from the diamond on Nixon Field, where Ira Hank coached the baseball team. Industrious undergrads wrote abdications for jobs as conductors during the coming vacation, and signed each other character testimonials. Spring had arrived. Horace was grinding earnestly for the finals, hut he found leisure now and then to review the incidents and accidents of his checkered freshman year. Con- tact with his fellows and a few knocks had broadened his horizon beyond the limits of Appendicitis. I'cnna.. and had transformed his provincial egotism into humility, lie had acquired a profound respect for college tradition and a larger ayqireciation of the complexities of college life as consisting of more titan bare lecture yicrtods and lakiratory hours. In the various college activities and organizations, he saw oyqiortunities for expression of individuality, and at the same time the privilege of doing work for his Alma Mater. The Educational Society, the “G Club, and the Pen ami Sword society exist not merely as mutual admiration societies, liut as groups of selected lea«ler working with their fellows for the upbuilding and progress of Gettysburg. The members of the Active Service Men’s Club he respected as veterans of the World War, and often wished that he could preface his “line” with “When I was in France ----- , ami share with Doctor Granville the rcsyionsihility for running the College. As the end of the school year drew steadily closer, and the Seniors exhibited their rolies of graduation. Horace took on new dignity. He had been shaving fitfully for some time, hut just two weeks before Commencement he knight an F.ver-bloody safety razor, and the ceremony lwcame a part of his schedule. He was rapidly approaching the sophomoric state of mind. He evolved a philosophy of life, and sat up until the wee hours of the dawn discussing it. and such weighty topic as “Why l o Most Women Not Love Their Husbands?'’ with his friends. Sometime these sessions degenerated into saturnalia of ice cream, hamburgers and ukulele music, and in the morning the alarm clock barely woke him. Since that «lav in the fall, ages ago it cemc«l. when he had first trodden the ml shale belt. Horace's attitude toward life had changed. He had come to appre- ciate the responsibility he l ore as a member of the college community, and he longed for the privileges of a sophomore, that he might lo his share toward train- ing the freshmen in the way that they should go. He resolved to give himself and the best that was in him to a«l«l to the glory of ld Gettysburg, and to help make her an institution, according to modern stamlards, worthy of her | Jendid history. 203 THE Si 19 c2 2 SPECTRUM i Pm anb tuorb AonrtP l)K. VV. A. C «MAX VII.LE M. E. CIrove l)k. 11. 1). Staiilcy W. A Burhingem Dr. M. H. Valenti nr (.'. C. Kattenhorn Dr. Albert RlU.IIF.IMKM E. E. ZciCiLEM Dm. E. S. Breidexbaugii D. V. Emanuel Dm. Frank Kkamf.m J. K. Ilnl’jiER Dm. A. K. Wentz P. I. Keix av D. K. Leathers (i. K. Dulkboiin S. F. SNYDER J. A. Lkkew W C. Duncan S. E. I’iiillii W. C. Duncan, Jr. S. S. Shaulis D. F. Ikeler W. I . Livenomid D. W. McPherson K. W. Ktshied V. T. Si luck II. T. Bream D. F. Pittman J W. Kyle C. C. Kicker D. •. Davis C. A. Xp.al M. V. Burgess L. A. ( hitw.au L. E. Gingcxicii A. A. Fuhruan 204 -r. CLI'B 8THIKXT corxni. S� THE 19‘2‘i ®E SPECTRUM i 3p actiur fccniicc turn's Club J. A. I .skew. President V. A. BlIRDINGER H. H. GkII AUF C C. Kattkniiorn W. A. Doll man 1). V. Emanuel W. 11. Hill 1 . S. EicuELnK G ii G. II. Deri E. S. Falkf.nSTEIN F. J. Dimpskv J. S. kll HARD P. S. Gilbert K. E. Stauffer C L. Zkkiik H. A. Holtz II. W. Sachs E. L. Holman Y. G. McALUSTER M B. EfiKKi.v G. R. Smith D. A. You e J. S. Kii� i f.k R. G. Mumma II. A. Hksibb J. E. Endues II. P. Belknap M. M. Hurd G H. Thrush S. E. I’iiilui's A. J. Merva I.. V. Kf.iskk G. Mmriian awi CDuratlonal Club I . S. KlCHELMUtGER, 'resident S. K. Hiiirman L. E. Wcjoowari) U I). � KK.MI F. E. Klingeman G. H. Duleioiin O. W. Carlson ). V. Albii; I . 1. Repcay E. S. Falkknstein C F. Miller E, E. Zf.ku.er C. E. Hersiif.y VV. P. Iuvrngooo J. A. Lf.rew Prof. G. R Miller Prup. H. G. Bf.ckf.r Prof. B. H. Dkakimirp Pr«� f. P. I). Schwartz Honorary Member Dr. Frank II. Kramer Iht. CtiARLS F. Sander. S07 • -Z' THE I )C2C2 . ‘ SPECTRUM Chemical «ocicip OFFICERS I resident..............................................K. W. ETSHIED Vice President.......................................... B. L. Min man Secretary and Treasnrer • - - - - - H. II. Gbhal’P MEMBERS M. D. Bakf.ii J. II. Nicely B. L. Hi nman R. L. IUirtnkk K- L. ! ecc E. H. McRkiof. M. V. Bcrgess C. S. Sieung C. F. Miller H. H. Gehacf R. B. Smith I . E. Pakebakkr P. S. Gilbert I). A. Your C. F. Ryder R. W. Harbaugh P. 0. Baum J. J. Shank K. L Jacobs J. Brknnrman A. G. Twjmw R. Maiiaffie K. W. Etsiiied E. E. Zeigler J. M. Gentile 20 President Vice President Secretary Treasurer - Pork €ountp=®tttpsbbra Club OFFICER P. I. Reocay D. E. S. CklTWALD - C. A. ZlNN - R. W. Cook 3� THE 1922 SPECTRUM BIOLOGISTS CHEMISTS PRESS CLl'B 11 Chapter XV 9 fumble fltrieu ' - . US s The gravt acat shallow enough 213 Chapter XV A Humble Adieu Vacation time was at hand. and Horace was studying for his last examination. He interrupted his scrutiny of the printed page only occasionally to throw a shoe or a hook into the partly {tacked trunk. Ill finish {Kicking after this exam is over,” lie muttered, caught up his freshman cap, anil made a headlong dive out the door and down three flights of stqis. the hands of the clock then standing at three minutes till the hour. When the self-same clock had measured off what to the work-a-day world was simply sixty minutes of time, hut to I loracc Spoof an exceedingly vital period in his college career, the aforesaid Horace Spoof emerged from the mathematics room with the wilted ajipcar- ance of a man who has passed bodily through a clover hullcr. but wearing an exceeding- ly broad and complacent smile. Leisurely he walked out upon the green sward of the campus, sat down in the shadow of a small ornamental shade tree, and produced a large cigarette, which he lit with a match liorrowcd from a fellow who was still a freshman. Horace was a sojibomorc now, at least he diet mil think he had flunked that last examina- tion. An upper-classman yelled at him. and Horace never even took notice. You see lie had the true sophomoric viewpoint already. He dozed for the rest of the morning, i )ncc the sun, moving toward the zenith, threw it- blinding beams into his eyes, ami he bestirred himself enough to move over further into the shade, where he again relaxed into a semi-comitosc state. Just before dinner he saw a crowd of Freshmen coming across the campus. They were yelling, and acting very much after the fashion of a reservation of Indians which has just received a new shi| mciit of cough medicine. I loracc joined the insane mob. It seemed that they were on the way to bury their freshmen dinks. Would he lie kind enough to lie present at the obsequies? Would he! He would even consent to lie a jiall- faearer if necessary. Under a spreading bass-wood tree the procession stn]� fieil. ami decided by common consent that here should lie the traditions ami trials of the Freshmen year. They dug a grave, and made it shallow enough. I’ll warrant you. Sobbing mourners sifted «lust on the List earthly remains of the freshmen caps. It was at that unearthly hour in the morning when even ghosts refuse to walk, and when the Iawu is too timid to do anything more than to Mush a little around the rim of the eastern sky. In plain words it was five minutes after five. In )ld Dorm there was a continuous ringing of alarm clocks, supplemented by lilood curdling yells. Horace stirred in his sleep, and finally awoke, lie had slcjit on the l arc mattress, for his lied clothing was all in his trunk, and the trunk was on the platform of the Reading station, waiting to go out with him on the five-fifty-five, homeward bound for Appendiciti . In the semi-twilight of the June morning, he stretched and groaned a little. The thought of getting up to catch tlut early train was exceedingly distasteful to him. If he could have analyzed thoroughly his mental stale, he would have realized that he was actually sorry to leave Gettysburg, and to say good-bye to his first year of college life. Somewhere a melodious voice was calling trains («olden Gate Limited, on track number four. Harrisburg, Altoona. Johnstown, (ircensburg. Hast Liberty, Pittsliurgh. Chicago, and all jioints west. Train on track num- ber four. Bo-o-oard.” 214 jfrrstjntfn Class distort’ At noon, September 15. 1920. the class of 1924 began its career in ict- tysburg. We soon became acquainted with our environment and settled down to iour years of herculean effort. n Saturday. September INth. we fought our first class liattle. the an- imal “tug-of-war” and tie-up. We carried twenty-two Sophomores oil the field while they carried off but fourteen Freshmen. hir next encounter was the Frc$hman-So|� honiore debate. Hie ques- tion was: Resolved. That Private Properly in the Coal Mines Should lie Abolished in the United States. This debate was won by the more ex- perienced Sophomore team. The next clash was on the gridiron. From the kick-off the light Fresh- man team showed great pluck and perseverance, but they were fighting against overwhelming odds as the Sophomore team was composed of var- sity and scrub men Although rain fell «luring the entire game, the class of '24 proved loyal to her team and maintained a continuous cheering for it. We succeeded in bidding the formidable Sophomore team to a score of twenty-three {mints. Our latest clash with the Sophomores was in IxiskellKiU. It seemed that victory was only a nutter of time when, suddenly, the Sophomore team nude a spurt. With but a few minutes to play the Sophomores increased the score from a tie to 33-21. With this promising Itrginning the class of 1924 has the l est prospects for a successful career and we are confident that, despite our making many mistakes, our initial year in Old Gettysburg was spent with honor, ami that we will at some time 1« a credit to Old (•ettysburg. Francis A. Shearer. Historian. THE 1922 fe; S1 :CTRUM J9 Ali. v .frcsbnuw Class Officers President.........................G. A. Engle iiart rirr President - • • • H. R. Surely Secretary ..... B. S. Alleman Treasurer - - - G. C. VVtnebrknner Historian.............................F. A. Shearer rroljiiian Claoo Lxoll Alleman. H. S. - - (Gettysburg Colli sge. Gilbert Jersey City, N. J. Bailey. J. R. • - Kockton CONGLETON. V. J. Brooklyn Park. Md. Bailey. J. VV. - • - South Fork Dean. 1). J. I-ancaster Bamberger. R. E. - York Haven Dearin'kpp. C. R. - Gettysburg Barbeiienn. Miss M. K. (Gettysburg now. D. j. Middletown. Md. Bai’xi. C. A. - - Lemoync Frying. J. 1 . New Haven. Conn. Beers. F. W. - - Indiana Km.li.ii art. C. A. Accident. Md. Belknap, H. 1 . Jamestown. N. Y. Feldman, K. II. • - - York Bender. II. B. - 1 lanovrr Fink. VV. C. Emigs ville Bentley, R. I . - - Camp Hill Fisher. L V. - Hagerstown. Md. Rergwall. M. C. Jamestown, N. Y. Flory. G. K. - - York Bertolet. M. E. - - Glen Moore Fosnociit. H. A. • Joanna Bikle. H. W. - - Pittslmrgh Foster. W. A. Maplcton Borland. J. I. • Indiana Francis. R. M. Waynesboro Boucher, S. W. - Rock wood Gantx. F. B. Lancaster Boyer. R. VV. - - Lykcns Gehr, j. S. Waynesboro Brockley. C. R. - Chambcrsburg George, II. C. NTcw Kensington Buccieri. S. F. - - - Stcelton Gilbert. C. R. - (Gettysburg Berger, Kkitii • - Gettysburg Gohn, 11. F. Harrisburg Campbell, C. VV. Coiishohockcn Grotiie, E. F. H. • - York Carlson. H. L. - - McKeesport Grays ill. II. L. - - - York Carrutiiers. F. A. • Mt. Union Grimm. Miss E. L. - Gettysburg Chadwick, V. M. - Lebanon Hansen, C. M. - South Springfield Clarke. Miss G. D. Baltimore. Md. Hein del, N. H. • - C Gettysburg Clutx. J. J. • - Gettysburg Hess. VV. E. Martinshurg Hull, F. C. - Westminister, Mil. Rus. I.. J. - - Poughkcc| sic. N. Y. llrn hinson. H. G. Kitt.mning Roberts, H. L. • Leech burg Laird. G. I). Trenton, N. J. Riddkr. J. E. - Gonnama, W. Va. Laiyfkr. L). K. - • Export Rosser. E. A. - Dtmmore Ut, E. k. - - Everett Rtrrii. II. S. Gettysburg I«BBSS, CII ARLES - - Spring Grove Rl i� v. J. S. - - York Lehman. I . E. - Fayetteville Shantz, B. E. Shaffcrstown Lt miirm.f-k, C. H. - West Chester Sciiiloxeciit, P. M. Hagerstown, Md. Livkncood. II. L. Birdsboro Sen ft. C. A. - York Long, F. L. Wunnlevsburg Shearer. F. A. York Haven .M a Kkii.i.i . A. A. New Haven, Conn. Sil BARBE. H. T. - Harrisburg M.uMiuan. A. C� . - Dunmorc SlIERLV. H. R. - kttysburg Malcolm. V. S. • - Freeport Shook, E. I . Grecncastlc Mi Cardle, K. C. West Chester SlIMCCKLER. J. N. Gettysburg McKenzie. s. g. - Fayetteville Slavraccii. C. E. Biglervillc Mbngbs. L). A. - Mcngc Mills Smith, F. II. - - Pine Grove Mp.rtz, H. L. - Baltimore, Md. Smith, G. W. Mifflin town Mf.kva. A. J. Nanticoke Stacfper. H. G. Spring Grove Mkkfx, II. F. Bridgeton. N. J. Stately, L. L. Uttlest own Millard, J. D. Mt. Carmel Strine. H. II. - • Gettysburg Mille . H. W. Rock wood Thrush. G. II. - Shippenshurg Miller. L. C. York Toot. Mi� E. M. - - Gettysburg Miller. P. J. New Oxford Tvlf.r. B. A. Roycrsford Miller, W. II. Grantsville W ATT, W. G. - - Kittanning MoRDAN. ( iIJ � R« iF. « Bloomsburg Wavbrigiit, V. E. Gettysburg MoKRI.s. R. M. Nolaic. G. 1).- Pen ringer. F. W. Gettysburg - - Ijewistown - Grecncastlc Weaver, Miss Lillian Weeks. N. S. - Wkikert. Miss E. J. Wiser. I). K. iettvsliurg Renovo Gettysburg Gettystnirg Pfeffer, Mi� B. O. - Gettystnirg WHARTON, B. J. • Renovo Phillips. I- A. • Hazleton WlBLE, M. G Gettystnirg Randall, Allen - - Hanover WlNEBREN NF.R, G. C. - Gettystnirg Keasier. Miss C. G. Gettysburg Wolf, J. II. - Westminister, Md. Reese. («. E. - - - 1 lanover Wolff. R. M. - - I lanover Reinartz, F. E. East I jver]KK l. O. Wolski. C E. Nanticoke Riciitfr. L. H. New Haven, Conn. Yost. H. E. - - - York SIT tltKMIM AN ( I.ASS f.fi tLL2Lr sia£t -19 Clothes of the Better Grades BREHM The T ailor sao NEWSTAND DRUG STORE Headquarter it for Kiicrything Thatx Aru and Xtrzcxy Drugs Newspapers Magazine Souvenirs Confectioner)' Sporting Goods STALLSMITHS SODA IS SODA DELICIOUS Cigars and Tobacco Victrolas and Records You’ll Find Us On the Square P. W. STALI.SM1TH, Prop. THE JUNIOR PROPHECY By the Inspired “Happy Linn Unless Khenvise Stipulated the Date is 1936 M. I . Baker discovered in 193! that the ocean is only a liquid shell, like a I� uhide; and underneath the water is a beautiful and fertile kind of ideal climate. Rev. Rower, announcing hi text front a Chicago pulpit, reads: Isaiah 37 . 22.—Then came Kliakim. the son of Hilkiah, that was over the household of Shebna, the scribe, and Joah. the son of Asaph, the recorder, to Heteiciah with their clothes rent and told him the words of Rabshakeh. We just can’t wait for the sermon. Barbers’ Supplies STUDENTS WELCOME Smokers' Articles SANITARY BARBER SHOP AND CIGAR STORE 221 SEFTON. MILLER ECKERT. Props. 35 Baltimore St., Gettysburg, Pa. Gettysburg Department Store We arc headquarters for anything in the line of Razors. Pocket Cutlery, Stationery, Fine Grocer- ies and Confectionery. Orders taken for all kinds of Engraving, also for Cut Flowers. Satixfaction Cr n a ran fad Gettysburg Department Store G. VV. REICH LE Dtalcr in Fresh and Salt Meats of all kinds and Poultry Roth Phones Will Buy Calves. Skins and Hides 222 This is Where the Boys Get Their BREAD Hennig’s Bakery 35 York Street Hen Bream is running for ioveroor of PcnnsyKama on the platform. United wc stand. divided we fall.” Mrs. Johnny” Hrennetiun, s| eaking to a neighbor, nays of her Imslmnd: To build a house he knows not how. ( f business he ha no knowlolgr, Me cannot even follow the plow. For he learned I«mi much at college.” Doctor Burgess owns the two remaining smallpox germs, ami is offering a heavy reward for the capture of one of them which escaped hist night. Daugherty is president of the Sure Foot Ruhlter Coni|xany, ami employs 700 female stenographer� . DR. C. N. GITT, Dentist Masonic Building Center Square Gettysburg Ice and Storage Co. Ice, Ice Cream and Pasteurized Milk BOTH PHONES C. B. Daugherty, Mgr. If rick Ice Cream a Specialty Adams County Hardware Company Hardware, Paints, Oils, Glass, Galvanized Rooxfing Harness, Trunks and Hays J. P. Bingham. General Manager GETTYSBURG. PA. Plumbing Steam and Gas Fitting YVM. D. ARMOR Successor to R. D. ARMOR SON Comer Middle and Stratton Sts. Contractor and Jobber Gettysburg, pa. 224 Eddie Plank’s Garage HEMLER BROS., Managers Corner York and Stratton Streets GETTYSBURG, PA. “Shorty” Davi� is wiring up the univrme, ami rx| cvts to carry the peak of the load with the extra voltage which Saturn is giving since he put new brushes on that planet last week. Jack” Dimpscy is the principle of a kindergarten of six thousand pupils. He teaches by the hypnotic method. Foulk. sitting tiesidc ”wifey” in front of an electric chimney, whispers: No rumour of the foes advance Now sweeps upon the wind. So troubled thought at midnight haunts Of loved ones left behind. Hats and Gloves Cleaned Work and Service Unsurpassed Gettysburg Shoe Shining Parlor JOHN BARDAXE, Prop. PHONE 627. TOBACCO AND CIGARS CHAMBERSBURG STREET � 5 ECKERT’S STORE “ON THE SQUARE” Men’s - Ladies - Children’s Shoes, Boots and Hose 1872-1921 J. E. MUSSELMAN DENTIST 26 Chambersburg Street GETTYSBURG, PA. Kendlehart’s Cigar Store and Pool Room CANDY CIGARS CIGARETTES Chambersburg Street GETTYSBURG. PA. sm BLUE PARROT TEA ROOM C. T. Z1EGLKR, 01, GETTYSBURG Lunches, Ice Cream and Confections “Johnny” Dottb has increased the average life of a nun 400 years l y means of rejuvenating music. Advertisement: D. K. S. (iotwald in the “(ireen Tanioshanter.” a combina- tion turning picture ami musical comedy. Kioto. M.M I)., is teaching a night school of 200 old lathes by means of the moving picture method. “Fats' Fuhrman is teaching the Technique of Religion in a Brazilian 'llico- logical Seminary. Jennings t icntzler has introduced a new type of clothing, which is alive like the bark of trees, and replaces itself as the outride wears off by cellular multi plication underneath the surface. J. W. (iibson, Dentist. Patient: “Doctor, you pulled the wrong tooth.” I oc fiibson: “That’s all right. Km getting tlicrc.” Special Attention Paid to the Furnishing of Students Rooms H. B. BENDER Furniture Baltimore St. GETTYSBURG. PA. IF IT’S AT THE IIOTOPLAV IT’S GOOD 1 All the Latest and Best Moving Pictures. First National Attractions Evenings 6:15 Matinee. Thursday. Friday and Saturday Saturday 6:00 1887 1921 BLOCHER’S JEWELRY STORE Watches and Jewelry Sterling Silver ami Silver Plate Ware of the Best Makes. Grades and Designs may be had at the Most Reasonable Prices. All sizes of Sterling Mazda Lamps. Service Cannot be Excelled. C A. BLOCHER. Jeweler Center Square GETTYSBURG Clir ift College and Fraternity Jewelry', Pennants, Stationery'. Banners, Class Fobs, Souvenirs and Flowers Mail Orders Filled M. S. Boncsky 55 Chambersburg St. SUCCESS The aim of every' ambitious young man is to be suc- cessful. Essential qualifications for success, are a good education, ability and determination to forge ahead regardless of obstacles, and last but very important—to wear clothes that give the appearance of being “well dressed.” C. These days of reconstruction emphasize stronger than ever the advantages of education and the necessity for wearing good clothes. The ability of many a man has been judged by his appearance. ALCO, SOCIETY BRAND AND HART SCHAFFNER MARX CLOTHES SATISFACTION OR MONEY REFUNDED Everything in Gents’ Furnishings Center Square GETTYSBURG, PA. FUNKHOUSERS Tkf Hnmr of Fhu ( loth- ” Sir Paul Gilbert. M.D.. has lately decided to accept his title in Scotland. Me has married a Scottish Belle, and the estate which he claims is famous for its splendid golf course. Ginger” Gingerich. A.R.C.D-K.K.G., is now president of Hood College, and still wears shoe strings for suspenders in memory of former days. Reverend Guss has the largest under-sea congregation on the globe, num- bering 40.000 whites and .10.000 blacks. ’’Hen” Hersh is president of the Ford Aeroplane Company which fills orders from 14 different planet . Bob” Jacob appears regularly on the corner of Hug and Kiss Me Streets in Venezuela, manipulating a mechanism which reads stop” and “go.” George Keck, reading Shakespeare: ”As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married nun more honorable than the lure brow of a bachelor.” Kei«er, before a mirror: ( f all sad words of tongue or pen. The saddest are these. I must shave again. Rev. King is spending the summer in the Himalaya Mountains looking for luck-sliders. The Hanover Time� , peakiug of Mr. Kreb’s voice, says: There is noth ing comjuraMc to it; it is like deejetoned thunder friended with whispering rain drops.” S3� HAT AT THE New City Cafe THE REAL AMERICAN RESTAURANT MILLER BROS., Proprietors THE REXALL KODAK VICTROLA STORE The Peoples Drug Store WITH SERVICE 230 DANCE Best Traveling Orchestras At the COLLISEUM South George Street YORK, FA. SHELLENBERGER BROS., Props. “Jackie Kyle is the chief potentate of the Universal Games, which have dis- placed the former Xympica, “Lanky lawyer, meditating: When thou shah stand before her gracious beam Who e bright eye all surveys. she of thy life The future tenor will to thee unfold. Popular song in 19.U: “Hark the many voices sing Pannebaker pills are just the thing; Hear them shout in accents wild. Two for man and one for child. The Electro-Mechanical Co. Authorial tlxidr Huilrry Diairihutttrn 55 Chambersburg Street Ignition, Starter, Generator and Magneto Work a Specialty Automobile and Electrical Accessories BATTERY SERVICE STATION 231 HUNGRY? TIRED? SLEEPY? HOFFMAN’S Cozy Rooms - Good Food Bedford GETTYSBURG IN AN EMERGENCY! LANK THE LUMBER Ligonier Baltimore St. A. B. PLANK, Manager GETTYSBURG. PA. GETTYSBURG’S NEW INDUSTRY SURE FOOT HEEL AND RUBBER COMPANY R. M. McKEY, General Manager GETTYSBURG, PA. 2« - SHUMANS UNITED CIGAR STORES Candy, Sodas and Stationery Agency for Spalding Athletic Good� After the perfection of the fourth dimension, Pete Lcavy set the country of Mexico across the Mississippi River channel, thereby damming that river and offering a great water power. (“Happy” Linn was too modest to prophesy his own future, so the Sprctkcm Staff offers a prediction.) “Happy” Linn now occupies the chair of poetry and fine arts in the Ttiskee get Institute. 1 Ic is known as the darky's poet, and has contributed a number of original gems of colored dialect poetry to the current magazines. The follow- ing is a typical example. McDonnell is manufacturing high grade fertilizer on the former site of Get- tysburg College. No one is able to compete with him. “When the big round moon floats up in the sky Like a whollipiu big lialloon. Den «lis nigger skips for to kis the lips Ob his stylish black-faced coon. S. M. BUSHMAN C. II Ml SSMAIAN Prrcident KD.Ml'NI) W. THOMAS Chairman Vice President J. KI.MKR MLTSSKI.MAN Gadder K. A. CROCS?. Aaditant Cashier FIRST NATIONAL OK GKTTYSIH KG. PA. Snfeljr, Courtesy ami Service The lUnk fit Hvery body CAPITAL $150,000 4t ON SAVINGS SLRPI.rS, $140,000 w? NEW EAGLE HOTEL GETTYSBURG, PA. LYNCH BROS.. Prop� . EUROPEAN PLAN Gettysburg's New Bank Lincoln Trust Company GETTYSBURG, PA. Center Square LINCOLN WAY THEATRE KEN S. LYNCH, Prop. Paramount and Artcraft Pictures and the Best Road Shows No Stop Pictures, Perfect Projection sw The Gettysburg National bank is often termed “The College Rank'” Wc solicit student accounts. Wc will cash your checks without charge and furnish you with any banking accommodation that you may need while in Gettysburg. We invite you to make the Gettysburg National Bank your banking home. Cordially yours, L L. TAYI.OR, Cashier “Bud Mahaffie has exploded the Kinstcin Theory of Relativity. Mis theory is negativity. Me says that our thought are due to needless friction in the brain, and proves that by taxiing the head and putting a lubricating system in. he can blot out all knowledge of a material universe. .McBride. j� m t laureate of Frederick County, Mil., writes: They say all the world loves a lover. Which is kind of the world I’ll admit. But what do I gain by the world loving me If the girls doesn’t love me one bit.” By the use of radium anil rigiuui. Doctor McDowell is now able to pass a brick through a sheet of glass without breaking anything. While superintending the work on the breast works of “Pete I-eavy’s dam, Mr. McCiaughy dipped through the | cn stock into the turbine. Wc expect him to turn up in a few days. Gettysburg Steam laundry C. KAY RUPP. Proprietor H. W. WKHNKK, College Agent Our 7 vo Strong Points— High Grade Work Three Deliveries Each Week Buehler Wierman Job Printers 52 YORK STREET GETTYSBURG, PA. G. W. Weaver Son DRY GOODS DEPARTMENT STORE Our Specially College Room Furnishings feubtbhcdinims GETTYSBURG, PA. The Compiler Print Shop Plant of Good Printing PUBLISHERS OF GETTYSBURGIAN Photographer KODAKS, FILMS, FRAMING AMATEUR FINISHING Studio: 41 Baltimore St. GETTYSBURG, PA. “Si Medsgar, teaching Philosophy in Scottdale University, affirms: “The man who wears hi heart on hi sleeve cannot wonder that the crows pick at it.” Professor “Walt Mem is teaching in the hio School of Prodigies. The maximum age of hi pupils is nine months, Owing to the fact that “Seedy Miller is usually late for class, we have even- reason to believe that he “will return late to the skies.” Mr. “Bill Minnich. Jr., two weeks old. U at this age famous as a man of letters. 'Hie jxmer is not explained by heredity. Nagele is translating the Hebrew iwntctcuch into the language of the Moonitcs. 'l he I.ive Stunt “Alway Reliable’ DOLTRICHS Hart Shaftner and Marx—Kuppcnheimer and Society Brand Clothes “'IV Store K erybody i« Talking About” HAHKlSBUKG, PA. NAU’S Grocery m 29 YORK STREET Ixxal Phone Prompt Attention and Special Rates to Clubs STRICTLY COLLEGIATE! NAUGLE’S Clothing Haberdashery Headwear PENNSYLVANIA COLLEGE OF GETTYSBURG The Following Courses Leading lo a Bachlor'a Decree are Offered: 1. Classical Course. 2. Modern Language Course. 3. History and Political Science Course. 4. Chemistry or Physics Course. 5. Biological Course (Pre-Medical). 6. Commerce and Finance Course. 7. Civil Engineering Course. 8. Municipal (Sanitary) Engineering Course. 9. Mechanical Engineering Course. 10. Electrical Engineering Course. 5 A student in any of these courses may also elect the work in Military Science and Tactics under the instruction of U. S. Army officers detailed for this duty by President Woodrow Wilson. Gettysburg was the first college in Pennsylvania awarded a unit of the Reserve Officers' Training Corps by the War Department. The government furnishes each student with uniform and equipment free of cost and in addition pays him in cash during the last two yeans the value of the regular army ration which now amounts to alxiut 51 cents per day. Pennsylvania College of Gettysburg is rated as of the highest grade by the United States Bureau of Education. College opens the Third Wednesday of September. 1 Expenses for board, tuition, general fees, room rent, heat and light, washing, books and stationery about $400 for scholastic year. 5 For catalogue and a beautiful book of views free, and additional information, ad- dress the President. V. A. GRANVILLE Pll.l).. IJJ).. Getty sm rg. Pa. NACE'S cTWUSIC STORE New Edison Phonographs Columbia Grafonolas Hanover Phonographs Edison Re-creations Columbia Records Pianos Player Pianos Conn. Band Instruments HANOVER GETTYSBURG HAMPTON, MD. tingcr i the Hoover of his age I Ic is feeding the hungry nations by mean of elect rk calorics which are injected into the blood at various sub-stations in America. He «lid not originate the idea but | erfected it. “Jimmy” OvcrmUlcr. in his recent essay on marriage, says: “Tut sweet to love, but oh bow bitter To court a girl, and then not git her.” Doctor “Bob” ylrrV pill recipe: “One [found aloes, one half pound gam- boge, four «unices of extract of colocyth. one quarter pound «if castilc soap, one fluid drachm of oil of |K p|Hannint. into--half Hmd drachm of cinnamon; mix and make into pills.” Edwin lVgg is director of the Honolulu Ukulele Club—all women. E. G. HOOVER Jeweler 23 North Third St. HARRISBURG. PA. High Grade Work Is Worth Something We Make a Specialty of Fraternity Pub- lications, Programs and Name Cards. Times and News Publishing Co. GILBERT BACON 1624 Chestnut Street Philadelphia Official Photographers for 1922 Spectrum “Lou” Keller is a member of the Stocking Exchange ami has his office on Wall Street, Hanover. K. K. (i. Rice, before the judge of the district court for killing a mosquito: Judge: “Why did you kill this mosquito?” Rice: ’’I’m as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient.” Dr. Ruder recently | cr formed a successful ojieratton, amputating the corn of the crown princess of the United States of Venus. The I). E. Rudisill Company has undertaken the project of irrigating the Saharah Desert, and expect to have it not only irrigated but highly fertilised by 1934. S|iccial to the interplanetary press: Ryder’s I Nat was thrown off its course by a meteorite. He is now at New icttysburg. Mars, getting a few repairs made, am! expects to continue on his journey to Jupiter next week GALBRAITH’S MEAT MARKET Choice Home Dressed Meats uo J. T. Galbraith, Prop. Gettysburg, Pa. COLLEGE BOOK AND SUPPLY STOKE Furnishes All College Supplies and Text Books. Can supply any books desired. Candies and Cakes of All Kinds Waterman’s Ideal Fountain Pens, Wright and Ditson Tennis Goods, Sweaters,Track Goodsand GymShoes. Kwik-Pak Parcel Post Laundry Cases and Supplies. College Jewelry of the “Better Sort. Weis Book Cases and Filing Systems. FRED G. PFEFFER Proprietor 101-103-105 Old Dorm For Up-to-Datc and First Class Dentistry See DR. L. U. ZECH 37 W. Market Street YORK, PA. Sec My Crown and Bridge Work and Judge for Yourself “A Students Friend” We Believe the Weaver to he the World’s Best Upright Piano Venn ago we tirwt «Xprated this conviction. We wpre strong and sincere in our belief then. Now it i duimI mi widely In others that it has tirtually IwTome tlie general concensus of opinion. “Heat in tin? World is a strong phrase but it is a fact that you constantly hear it applied in tin Waaier Upright Piano. WEAVER PIANO CO., Inc. Kstablished 1870 YORK, PA. 242 DOUGHERTY HARTLEY Dealers in Dry Goods, Notions, Rugs, Carpets Matting, Window Shades, Etc. Center Square GETTYSBURG, PA. Tis midnight on election year. Rev. Bill” Saas may be seen silently climb- ing the steeple of St. Matthew � Church, of which he is pastor, and tacking up a single word thesis, Cox.” Brief comings and goings nlxiut the town. Mr. Russell Sahm i� over in Universe number F„ calling trains for the United Railways of Zens. 1999. Mr. Saylor, Jr., was leaving home to work. Senator Saylor gave him a thousand dollars, and told him not to let him hear or � re anything of him until he had made a place for himself. In three weeks the loving lad wrote: Dear Dad. I'm in a hole. . “Mose” Sicling in hrgon announces the discovery of a new substitute for sugar. No room for details here. 2016. Mr. Smith is writing a history of Chemistry. He is now trying to find out who invented and what was the use of that now obsolete article called soap. Mr. Waltz has a rtqxmrible position with the National Map Co. He handles 10 to 12 maps per day valued at from $3.75 to $14 00 each. Professor Home, demonstrating an experiment in natural science to his class: Now, class, this compound here is tn-nitro-toluol. and if I were to add the electric s|iark it would blow this building to atoms. Now step up closer so that you can all follow me. “Mr. Weaver is thinking seriously about marriage. “Why. I thought he was married long ago. ' So he was, but he is only beginning to think seriously about it.” EXTRA FROM YOUR ALMA MATER THE “GETTYSBURGIAN WEEKLY A TYPICAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Published by the Student Body ot Gettysburg College AdJrct� J. W. DOUB, Amtiant Circulation Manager GcttYifcune. P . Price—$1.50 Per Year 243 “DUTCH” RICE “SUNNY” JIM TYSON GETTYSBURG. 1911 BUCKNELL, 1911 THE COLLEGE MEN'S AGENCY J. K. KICK, State College, 1918 SPENCER M. FREE. State College. 1919 A. H. ALLISON. Dickinson. 1917 ROBERT M. LAIRD. Gettysburg, 1919 C. C. ROBESON, State College, 191« We Are Rivals in Sports But We Are United About the Equitable Life Insurance Company of Iowa RICE TYSON, General Agents !KK -8 Kunkel Building HARRISBURG, PA. Acknowledgment WE, the Staff of the 1922 SPECTRUM wish to extend our hearty thanks to the Business Men who have cooperated with us by advertising in this book. We hope that all Gettysburgians will patronize our advertisers WM. M«SHERRY H. C. PICKING E. M. BENDER PmiJrnc Vlce-Pre klcni Cashier Gettysburg National Bank Capital, $U6%m Surplus and I ’ndividrd Profits, $158,000 Does a General Banking Business. Pays 3)4% on Special Deposits for Foreign Exchange Supplied. Six Months or Over on Certificates 244 Hats Wertman, Judge of the Circuit Court: “WKat is the charge against this man, officer? •lie was arguing with the cabhy. Your Honor. “But that was no reason for arresting him. “But there weren't no cabby. Your Honor.” General Manager Winebrenner was walking through his machine shop. A lad who was loafing thought hr ought to explain, so said. I'm looking for a nut.” Winebrenner replied: Well, do I look like one?” Miss Viola Willard, two days old: “Pop. may I ask just one more question ?’ Rev. Willard, patiently: “Yes, just one more, daughter.” “Well, then, how is it that night falls when it is the «lay that breaks.” Mr. Wolf is in the Minnesota State Penitentiary for five years on a charge of disturbing the fieace by shooting blank cartridges at a night watchman. Coeds in unison: “The only thing that can ever reconcile us to lieing women is that we shall not have to marry one.” Conclusions: Now that the future has liccn laid Iwre in this manner, we should profit by three thoughts: “Children should never throw sticks at apples, wait long enough and they will fall themselves. “Metl should never go to war. w’ait long enough and the enemy will die.” “School hoy diould never run after the women, wait long enough and they will run after you.” COLLEGE HUMOR Sounds Doubtful n extract from a freshman chemistry note book. “I collected a liottlc of the gas. I thrust into it a lighted taj cr. 'Hie taper was distinguished.” For Example Prof. Parsons—“What is density? ' Freshman- -“1 can’t define it but I can give a good illustration.” Prof. Parsons—“The illustration is good, sit down. Handicapped Dr. Johnson—“Well, I mast say that you have received enough help over in tliat comer to lie able to answer my question by this time. ' Student (Slightly Fnitarrassed)—“Yes. «Unior, but there is a difference of opinion over here.” A Profound Truism Seedy” Miller—“He who drinks lievo lias no kick coming.” Pugnacious First Junior—“Do you want to tight?” Second Junior—“Sure, if you’re going to get lippy about it.” First Junior— Join the R. O. T. C.” This Im a Fact latin Prof.—“Put your feet down. Mr. Saas.” Saas, with feet on chair—“Sir?” Latin Prof.—“Put your feet lown, I want to see you.” 2« THIS IS THE PLANT Engraving Printing Binding ALL UNDER ONE ROOF WMIIAhta Hawi iMtMtwtf I � Hilt Makers of the 1922 Spectrum College and School Half-tone and Line Engraving Especially Solicited. Write Us Before Placing Your Next Order L 4« Grit Publishing Co. Williamsport, Pa.