Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY the most romantlc plctures that has ever been screened The robust younthful and amazlngly good looklng hero clasps the falntlng rosy llpped herolne ln a dylng embrace-an embrace that IS so full of eternal passlon an embrace that would have made Rudolf Valentlno look llke a cave man the crowds are swept ofl' their feet by the choklng reallty of the scene and are unanlmous ln the dec1s1on that Charles Alfred Esterly 19 the most convmclng hero that the s1lver sheet has ever known Charles has the women of the natlon at h1s feet anythlng any where at any tlme IS h1s for the asklng Congratulatlons Charles hey back there drop that brlck Washlng h1s llfe away soap suds and solled clothes know hlm better than the enslaved Ethloplan knew Llncoln And h1S name IS Albert Faber II1s father owned a laundry but Albert mar rled for love and not for money Love was thlcker than the frostlng on a weddlng cake but 1n a year this love had vanlshed but the marrlage certlficate had not And as hls Wlfe had proved to be an lndolent lazy Wench Albert d1d hls stuff wlth a tub and a bar of 99 9 per cent pure HIS wlfe proved an ex cellent advertlslng agent and there were more washlngs comlng ln regularly each week than there were Germans golng out of France Back to the scenes of hls chlldhood IS where we find Alban Russel Flchtner He IS a member of that group that tells the tourlsts how General Lee should have fought the battle of G Burg but d1dnt Doc found that there was no place that people would swallow h1s 11ne as well as back here ln the lxttle hamlet of Gettysburg He has lmproved hls subJect matter smoothed over the glarlng and dublous parts brought out 1n strong fand also welcome! rellef the proverb1al truth t1ll now none would suspect that the lxne of old was the same as the lme of today only used w1th dxscretlon Never devlatlng one solltary 1nch from hls set course 1n hlS pursult of knowledge Aldes Alderfer Frantz has finally obtalned the exalted pos1t1on of chlef chef ln the Greasy Spoon New Oxford s latest bld for cuhnary fame He has studled both 1n the U S and abroad gleamng much knowledge from the French Page 47 1 9 t . , ' , . t T , . 7 9 ' lt - - n - 9 7 ' y , ' J 9 n Y u ' 17 u ' n - - - . . . . . . . r ' ' ' ' CK 77 , . . . . i

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY popular 19 the worklng houra Wh1Ch are from twelve to one Wlth an hou1 for lunch Whlle gazlng ahead Into the Qub1ects of prealdenta I am now able to dlscezn the face and fo1m of John Andlew Kocla ae the head of the Amalgamated Hoboes Umon John Andrew had an adventurous llfe globe t1ott1ng Slght seemg and never worklng He was raleed to thru unquestlonably magnammous poaltlon thlough the effolte of h1mself He 1efuse2 to VK01k saung that oocupylng onea tlme wlth auch noneenee IQ undlgm fied for one of hls hlgh and exalted standmg The crxsh of 'ex mbals nllngllllg w 1th the bleatlnge of a nxo phone wlth hundreds of x Illed SIZES of feet keeplng tlme to the Qyntoplted stlalns of the Droway Do7en IS the eettlng wheleln we End one John llenly MXSIQ The I'I'l1Il1StlX wae to hfue been gl iced wlth hls poxtlx being but some how Ill some ln expllcable m 1nne1 he str ned f1om hw chosen profeaslon and grlduallx bx lllfllllt9N1Dl 11 Cl6g'l09S he became the Nl'l1llll'lg' D10 Xes llenlx cert unlx w ent 1 xr down the ladder of destlnx Svklllglllf., fx xhox el wlth the most d1t1StlL manner that a hu man 1nh1b1t1nt of thu world of OLIIS could exel hope to attam Qwmgmg lt Vlth the lusts felxor of portls m1ddle lge IS the somewhat coqmopolltan Qettlng whereln we find one W'alt Slg wald Frmnlum Clllllllg hls fame as a follow 61 of the mfueatlt ordel of the xpides whlle xttendlng C' A he follow ed th1s call mg through tlll now he IS retognwed all oxer the Unlted Statee and P1ttNbU1g aa the protagomet 1n the art of transportmg one Qubetante flom one enxlronment to another bx the ald of a shoxel He and when I Qay HB, I mean Hamllton Anton Nuaa 1s st1ll a lunner of note Many Strange and dlverse happenlnge have led ll Anton to become a runner of the beverage that made Volstead more famoue than Dempsey He hae elevated thlg profesalon for It has been recognlzed as such to a plane that 19 reapected and leverened by all He has more customere ln one day than the anclent G16Gkb had holldays 1n a year OH that fade out No thla ISD t a baseball game lt IS one of 1923 I 0 6 . ., . ' . . .... Y . . . ., I .v Q 1 1 V . su ' , . . l 7 K Y . . t ' ' . 4 ' 1 1 w y - . . I . . . Aw LY 7 L Y A be k n - .1 . I W I . , . . A. ,Z . L, L, , v - ' v 1 y Q . ' '1 . Y v C - .z , v' 'S . -y ' S V' ' L- ' - v ' 4 u v 14 v 1 ' w 1- 4 4 C x It n I up 1 1 j ' ' ' z ' s -- .' ' - 1' 1 H I v 7 . 7, .' 1 . pllettll of the Spotted Calf, New hfllk 5 most llOt0l1OL1b cafe. Y L1 v.' p v 2 . lv v 'E v A C 1 A1 l -rv. K v' -' y K nw ' v v' L1 1 Q 'S 'm - I . A . 4 .1 v aw v 1 D A c c . . , . ' ' Q ' f j z 3 S I c . I V V . V' 12 . 12 f' Q. ' . 1 1 s ' z 1. I . ' .3 - L L i A Y' 7 . , . . . , , , . . , cc , H l ' ' . ,J . , . . .. . . - , L L 1 Q k . . , . . T ' . I ...li .li 'ag' ,Q

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY masters of the palate Llke the renowned D1nty Moores his speclal dlsh IS Corn Beef and Cabbage He sells more of thls concoctlon than Henry does Fords In a llttle red school house settlng far back ln the country we find one of our old classmates teachlng llttle tots all about how Columbo d1d hls stuff away back IH the year 1492 MISS Maybelle Aspers has more patlence than Mexlco has revolutlons She gets asked so many quest1ons each day that lt would have made Edlson go hide h1S face ln shame lf he would have but trled to answer one half of them Pleachlng with the eloquence of Edmond Burke thoughts that astound the thlnklng world and most llkely make Socrates turn over ln h1s anclent bler fnot beerj IS how we find Harry Flem mg Gracey No motlons .ue useless or any words vxasted when Harly shows hls vsares on Sunday There IS a college near by from which mam students attend and much to Harry s credlt no one falls mto the pltfalls of M01 pheus Through the d1n of battle er the top of the shoutlng ac clalmlng rabble sounds the crash of the champlon s deadly rlght a row of Syrlan Soup Ladles The champeen IS one Ralph R Pyle the Te1r1ble Turk from Somerset Pa Ralph thlough hls tlreless efforts and mdomxnable courage fought hls vxay through a horde of medxocre he IVIQS and finally 1n a bloody battle lald the world s best low vxlth that wlcked rlght cross It was thls blow that stood hlm IH such good stead whlle endeavorlng to 6V1Ct certaln persons from hls room Nova ladles and gentlemen step rlght th1S way and vlew the worlds greatest eater Randolf Jerome Mullen Ever slnce lnfancy Randolf had an lnexhaustable and feroclous appetlte He could eat more iudas paste ln one meal than the rest of the academy could mastlcate 1n an entlre month Travelllng wlth Feedem and Eatem the greatest show on the face of the earth Mullen has the deslred posltlon of World s champlon Ple Eater Guaranteelng to eat at least ten more p10S any flavor whatsoever than any ten men He has been more than success ful ln the last twenty years and the clrcus that he travels with Pug 48 g . . , . 3 1 . . , A K 9 ' ' H V uw . ui H :Y . . . l . v V . Y , . 1 , ' . v v ' . . . , . , . as it crushes the Challengers jaw and knocks said hombre for ' , an u ' Q l V L y . 1 ls. . . . I . V . Q . S y . . , A Y. . . .K Y . . . . , . ll' 77 ' ll !! Cl 77 . 7 . . . , 1. . , . ' 7 7 ' ' 6