Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY popular 19 the worklng houra Wh1Ch are from twelve to one Wlth an hou1 for lunch Whlle gazlng ahead Into the Qub1ects of prealdenta I am now able to dlscezn the face and fo1m of John Andlew Kocla ae the head of the Amalgamated Hoboes Umon John Andrew had an adventurous llfe globe t1ott1ng Slght seemg and never worklng He was raleed to thru unquestlonably magnammous poaltlon thlough the effolte of h1mself He 1efuse2 to VK01k saung that oocupylng onea tlme wlth auch noneenee IQ undlgm fied for one of hls hlgh and exalted standmg The crxsh of 'ex mbals nllngllllg w 1th the bleatlnge of a nxo phone wlth hundreds of x Illed SIZES of feet keeplng tlme to the Qyntoplted stlalns of the Droway Do7en IS the eettlng wheleln we End one John llenly MXSIQ The I'I'l1Il1StlX wae to hfue been gl iced wlth hls poxtlx being but some how Ill some ln expllcable m 1nne1 he str ned f1om hw chosen profeaslon and grlduallx bx lllfllllt9N1Dl 11 Cl6g'l09S he became the Nl'l1llll'lg' D10 Xes llenlx cert unlx w ent 1 xr down the ladder of destlnx Svklllglllf., fx xhox el wlth the most d1t1StlL manner that a hu man 1nh1b1t1nt of thu world of OLIIS could exel hope to attam Qwmgmg lt Vlth the lusts felxor of portls m1ddle lge IS the somewhat coqmopolltan Qettlng whereln we find one W'alt Slg wald Frmnlum Clllllllg hls fame as a follow 61 of the mfueatlt ordel of the xpides whlle xttendlng C' A he follow ed th1s call mg through tlll now he IS retognwed all oxer the Unlted Statee and P1ttNbU1g aa the protagomet 1n the art of transportmg one Qubetante flom one enxlronment to another bx the ald of a shoxel He and when I Qay HB, I mean Hamllton Anton Nuaa 1s st1ll a lunner of note Many Strange and dlverse happenlnge have led ll Anton to become a runner of the beverage that made Volstead more famoue than Dempsey He hae elevated thlg profesalon for It has been recognlzed as such to a plane that 19 reapected and leverened by all He has more customere ln one day than the anclent G16Gkb had holldays 1n a year OH that fade out No thla ISD t a baseball game lt IS one of 1923 I 0 6 . ., . ' . . .... Y . . . ., I .v Q 1 1 V . su ' , . . l 7 K Y . . t ' ' . 4 ' 1 1 w y - . . I . . . Aw LY 7 L Y A be k n - .1 . I W I . , . . A. ,Z . L, L, , v - ' v 1 y Q . ' '1 . Y v C - .z , v' 'S . -y ' S V' ' L- ' - v ' 4 u v 14 v 1 ' w 1- 4 4 C x It n I up 1 1 j ' ' ' z ' s -- .' ' - 1' 1 H I v 7 . 7, .' 1 . pllettll of the Spotted Calf, New hfllk 5 most llOt0l1OL1b cafe. Y L1 v.' p v 2 . lv v 'E v A C 1 A1 l -rv. K v' -' y K nw ' v v' L1 1 Q 'S 'm - I . A . 4 .1 v aw v 1 D A c c . . , . ' ' Q ' f j z 3 S I c . I V V . V' 12 . 12 f' Q. ' . 1 1 s ' z 1. I . ' .3 - L L i A Y' 7 . , . . . , , , . . , cc , H l ' ' . ,J . , . . .. . . - , L L 1 Q k . . , . . T ' . I ...li .li 'ag' ,Q

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY Ha Ha The matlnee ldOl UD J Harold Kerchner has en tered the movxes and HE tells us that he IS the most populal male star on the screen Wlth h1s good looks h1s n1ft1k W831 1ng apparel we can not do anythlng but totally agree w1th hlm He says he gets so many fan letters that lf he read them all lt would take h1m workmg elght hours a day three thousand and forty elght years to even make a notlceable dent ln them ll1s latest plcture IS entltled The Dumbell By the may he IS the most enthuslastlc backer of llamllton s fmmous plan referred to before Our thoughts must agam be dlyerted to a former member of the class of 1923 Benyamm llerbert Sohday A gxzer of the 1ntr1c1t1es of the heaxens IS what one mlght call thls young man Qomeone h1t hlm over the head whlle he was perambulxtmg around and through the wllds ot Charmlan Pa and he clalms that he vlewed so many xbsolutely new constellat1ons th xt he knowledge Now l'ICl19S and gentlemen step rlght thlS way 1nd vlew the worlds largest and tallest man John Phxlhp 71mmerman We all remember Zlm as qulte an elongated affau vvhlle he was at tendlng school here at C but he has ldded another two feet and three lnches to h1s already magnanlmous belng so that he now ranks as Barnums Greatest Attractlon No no woman has ever entered h1s llfe he 1s emphatlcally a male Amazonlan Day by day he fondles hls tenderly hoarded sheckels and dally he counts them Caresslng them as lf they were human speak 1ng and beseechlng them to lncrease as lf such manlmate and UHTSQDODSIVB thlngs as gold DIQCCS could answer hlm and carry out h1S wlshes Much to the chagrln of hls former classmates George Rudolph Bock has developed mto a close covetous par slmonlous avarlclous and rapaclous mdlvldual From the sordld and mercenary Slde of l1fe we will next gaze upon a most learned and scholarly young lady Glsela Adele Grlmm She IS now the presldent of the largest glrls school IH the East One of the reasons why th1S school IS so lmmensely Page 45 . . . ,, . . ,, i x u ba - 1 C ' IK !7 ' k 1 C x C 1 v ' C 2 m C s . . . . u ,, v .N L . c , A N. . . , ' sr n C C x s. C . , ' c c . c x C s. n C n U C 1 k ' ' c c 2 c ' c c . c ., c c f - ' z . 3 . . z ' ' ' cc ' H consecrated h1s sweet young llfe to the pursult of astronomlcal . 1 ' 1 w v V I 'l C s C x C C 1 4 D ' . r x x C rg T J C n C n C C C n C ' c 1., c U 2 ' C p. V, C C n n C Y . L, C n C C A u Q' L . , . c c c L c . C r. nv C S Y . c . , A c ' A C . . . . 1 v ' ! ! ' , -

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY the most romantlc plctures that has ever been screened The robust younthful and amazlngly good looklng hero clasps the falntlng rosy llpped herolne ln a dylng embrace-an embrace that IS so full of eternal passlon an embrace that would have made Rudolf Valentlno look llke a cave man the crowds are swept ofl' their feet by the choklng reallty of the scene and are unanlmous ln the dec1s1on that Charles Alfred Esterly 19 the most convmclng hero that the s1lver sheet has ever known Charles has the women of the natlon at h1s feet anythlng any where at any tlme IS h1s for the asklng Congratulatlons Charles hey back there drop that brlck Washlng h1s llfe away soap suds and solled clothes know hlm better than the enslaved Ethloplan knew Llncoln And h1S name IS Albert Faber II1s father owned a laundry but Albert mar rled for love and not for money Love was thlcker than the frostlng on a weddlng cake but 1n a year this love had vanlshed but the marrlage certlficate had not And as hls Wlfe had proved to be an lndolent lazy Wench Albert d1d hls stuff wlth a tub and a bar of 99 9 per cent pure HIS wlfe proved an ex cellent advertlslng agent and there were more washlngs comlng ln regularly each week than there were Germans golng out of France Back to the scenes of hls chlldhood IS where we find Alban Russel Flchtner He IS a member of that group that tells the tourlsts how General Lee should have fought the battle of G Burg but d1dnt Doc found that there was no place that people would swallow h1s 11ne as well as back here ln the lxttle hamlet of Gettysburg He has lmproved hls subJect matter smoothed over the glarlng and dublous parts brought out 1n strong fand also welcome! rellef the proverb1al truth t1ll now none would suspect that the lxne of old was the same as the lme of today only used w1th dxscretlon Never devlatlng one solltary 1nch from hls set course 1n hlS pursult of knowledge Aldes Alderfer Frantz has finally obtalned the exalted pos1t1on of chlef chef ln the Greasy Spoon New Oxford s latest bld for cuhnary fame He has studled both 1n the U S and abroad gleamng much knowledge from the French Page 47 1 9 t . , ' , . t T , . 7 9 ' lt - - n - 9 7 ' y , ' J 9 n Y u ' 17 u ' n - - - . . . . . . . r ' ' ' ' CK 77 , . . . . i