Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY Ha Ha The matlnee ldOl UD J Harold Kerchner has en tered the movxes and HE tells us that he IS the most populal male star on the screen Wlth h1s good looks h1s n1ft1k W831 1ng apparel we can not do anythlng but totally agree w1th hlm He says he gets so many fan letters that lf he read them all lt would take h1m workmg elght hours a day three thousand and forty elght years to even make a notlceable dent ln them ll1s latest plcture IS entltled The Dumbell By the may he IS the most enthuslastlc backer of llamllton s fmmous plan referred to before Our thoughts must agam be dlyerted to a former member of the class of 1923 Benyamm llerbert Sohday A gxzer of the 1ntr1c1t1es of the heaxens IS what one mlght call thls young man Qomeone h1t hlm over the head whlle he was perambulxtmg around and through the wllds ot Charmlan Pa and he clalms that he vlewed so many xbsolutely new constellat1ons th xt he knowledge Now l'ICl19S and gentlemen step rlght thlS way 1nd vlew the worlds largest and tallest man John Phxlhp 71mmerman We all remember Zlm as qulte an elongated affau vvhlle he was at tendlng school here at C but he has ldded another two feet and three lnches to h1s already magnanlmous belng so that he now ranks as Barnums Greatest Attractlon No no woman has ever entered h1s llfe he 1s emphatlcally a male Amazonlan Day by day he fondles hls tenderly hoarded sheckels and dally he counts them Caresslng them as lf they were human speak 1ng and beseechlng them to lncrease as lf such manlmate and UHTSQDODSIVB thlngs as gold DIQCCS could answer hlm and carry out h1S wlshes Much to the chagrln of hls former classmates George Rudolph Bock has developed mto a close covetous par slmonlous avarlclous and rapaclous mdlvldual From the sordld and mercenary Slde of l1fe we will next gaze upon a most learned and scholarly young lady Glsela Adele Grlmm She IS now the presldent of the largest glrls school IH the East One of the reasons why th1S school IS so lmmensely Page 45 . . . ,, . . ,, i x u ba - 1 C ' IK !7 ' k 1 C x C 1 v ' C 2 m C s . . . . u ,, v .N L . c , A N. . . , ' sr n C C x s. C . , ' c c . c x C s. n C n U C 1 k ' ' c c 2 c ' c c . c ., c c f - ' z . 3 . . z ' ' ' cc ' H consecrated h1s sweet young llfe to the pursult of astronomlcal . 1 ' 1 w v V I 'l C s C x C C 1 4 D ' . r x x C rg T J C n C n C C C n C ' c 1., c U 2 ' C p. V, C C n n C Y . L, C n C C A u Q' L . , . c c c L c . C r. nv C S Y . c . , A c ' A C . . . . 1 v ' ! ! ' , -

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY the future of one Clarence Saul Mench He has become a bell bov ln the largest hotel ln the enterprlslng vlllage of Auburn Pa Hls speclallty IS rlnglng a covxbell rather furlously and erratlcally early ln the mornlng Ile lncltes the pr-use of the mllkmen fOl thls questlonable SBIVICQ but the steltolus wrath of the star boarders descends upon hls shapely head ln the form of water pltchers and other artlcles of llke hardness Svseet undulatlng stralns of muslc falntly leach my lppre clatlve eflr MUQIC so svseet and pathetlc that llstenlng to lts tender trembllng 15 thm for any length of tlme one would find oneself completely vsrapped up ln the realms of Morpheus Howard Newton Elrlc ls the lnstlgator and dllectol of these carefully blended and dellghtfullx syncopflted stl'llns of muslc Qlpln IS the leflflel of the Droll sv Doven and he h ls more en gflgemcnts than Bluebeard had VSIVQS Avsay up ln the mountaln dlstllllng some C0llCOCtl0l'1 that a Mr Volstead so emphatlcally tlled to enumerate ue find Mr duct 15 only fill the sltk llld com ll9SC9llt It F1118 be cle lr coln cldence but vse Il0t1CG that UQRIIN exelxbody lloulld Rockwood IS on the slck llst Pleflcllng magnlflcent plofoulld SGIIHOHQ IQ the occupatlon of Roy Luther Qloop lle has become the le ldlllg mlnlster of Bloom V-1 and the congregatlons that attend hls QSFVICGS everv Sunday are larger than the somewhat lnfamous Coxes army One radlcfll change has taken place IH hls molecular make up however and that IS that he IS partlng hls luxurlous growth of halr as near the mlddle of hls shapely head 'ls hls eye can ascer taln Stlll dlmlnutlwe but acutely VIVRCIOUS MOS3lChl VVada has be come the Envoy Extraordlnary and M1H1St8F Plenlpotentlary of the Unlted States of Amerlca to the land of the orange blossoms Before taklng up hls eplspastlc duty of ambassador Wada was one of the leadlng tennls stars of hls country and were lt not for thls much more honorary and heralded posltlon that he now holds lt can be rlghtfully Sald that he would have become the worlds best ln tennls 1923 P490 41: L 7 X c . . V , . A . A L. . N 2 - . . I u X. I Y C . . V ' V - v y ' v 7 . ' . .Y C li 'C ' L x . 1 46 ' ,, I 1 4 Y 1 1 I -w L n f A if A K L ' C I V C C Y. nl. . xv LN ' Y 1- , v ' Wilbel' Tayman Walter. Ile has repeatedly stated that his pro- - U' ' - 'z . aj 2 ' - l V . 5 1 .y v mtv .ly 2 1 H L l A. C I u . J 1 K .n l X . ' ll 2 A ' .p , c . 1 l l' c ' -L K I S U v . g , V c . X . . r ' . fs ' ' U 7' C C 1 u ' , . . . . . Y n A L, Y I A .L ' V . . , . . - . , . !

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY popular 19 the worklng houra Wh1Ch are from twelve to one Wlth an hou1 for lunch Whlle gazlng ahead Into the Qub1ects of prealdenta I am now able to dlscezn the face and fo1m of John Andlew Kocla ae the head of the Amalgamated Hoboes Umon John Andrew had an adventurous llfe globe t1ott1ng Slght seemg and never worklng He was raleed to thru unquestlonably magnammous poaltlon thlough the effolte of h1mself He 1efuse2 to VK01k saung that oocupylng onea tlme wlth auch noneenee IQ undlgm fied for one of hls hlgh and exalted standmg The crxsh of 'ex mbals nllngllllg w 1th the bleatlnge of a nxo phone wlth hundreds of x Illed SIZES of feet keeplng tlme to the Qyntoplted stlalns of the Droway Do7en IS the eettlng wheleln we End one John llenly MXSIQ The I'I'l1Il1StlX wae to hfue been gl iced wlth hls poxtlx being but some how Ill some ln expllcable m 1nne1 he str ned f1om hw chosen profeaslon and grlduallx bx lllfllllt9N1Dl 11 Cl6g'l09S he became the Nl'l1llll'lg' D10 Xes llenlx cert unlx w ent 1 xr down the ladder of destlnx Svklllglllf., fx xhox el wlth the most d1t1StlL manner that a hu man 1nh1b1t1nt of thu world of OLIIS could exel hope to attam Qwmgmg lt Vlth the lusts felxor of portls m1ddle lge IS the somewhat coqmopolltan Qettlng whereln we find one W'alt Slg wald Frmnlum Clllllllg hls fame as a follow 61 of the mfueatlt ordel of the xpides whlle xttendlng C' A he follow ed th1s call mg through tlll now he IS retognwed all oxer the Unlted Statee and P1ttNbU1g aa the protagomet 1n the art of transportmg one Qubetante flom one enxlronment to another bx the ald of a shoxel He and when I Qay HB, I mean Hamllton Anton Nuaa 1s st1ll a lunner of note Many Strange and dlverse happenlnge have led ll Anton to become a runner of the beverage that made Volstead more famoue than Dempsey He hae elevated thlg profesalon for It has been recognlzed as such to a plane that 19 reapected and leverened by all He has more customere ln one day than the anclent G16Gkb had holldays 1n a year OH that fade out No thla ISD t a baseball game lt IS one of 1923 I 0 6 . ., . ' . . .... Y . . . ., I .v Q 1 1 V . su ' , . . l 7 K Y . . t ' ' . 4 ' 1 1 w y - . . I . . . Aw LY 7 L Y A be k n - .1 . I W I . , . . A. ,Z . L, L, , v - ' v 1 y Q . ' '1 . Y v C - .z , v' 'S . -y ' S V' ' L- ' - v ' 4 u v 14 v 1 ' w 1- 4 4 C x It n I up 1 1 j ' ' ' z ' s -- .' ' - 1' 1 H I v 7 . 7, .' 1 . pllettll of the Spotted Calf, New hfllk 5 most llOt0l1OL1b cafe. Y L1 v.' p v 2 . lv v 'E v A C 1 A1 l -rv. K v' -' y K nw ' v v' L1 1 Q 'S 'm - I . A . 4 .1 v aw v 1 D A c c . . , . ' ' Q ' f j z 3 S I c . I V V . V' 12 . 12 f' Q. ' . 1 1 s ' z 1. I . ' .3 - L L i A Y' 7 . , . . . , , , . . , cc , H l ' ' . ,J . , . . .. . . - , L L 1 Q k . . , . . T ' . I ...li .li 'ag' ,Q