Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY the future of one Clarence Saul Mench He has become a bell bov ln the largest hotel ln the enterprlslng vlllage of Auburn Pa Hls speclallty IS rlnglng a covxbell rather furlously and erratlcally early ln the mornlng Ile lncltes the pr-use of the mllkmen fOl thls questlonable SBIVICQ but the steltolus wrath of the star boarders descends upon hls shapely head ln the form of water pltchers and other artlcles of llke hardness Svseet undulatlng stralns of muslc falntly leach my lppre clatlve eflr MUQIC so svseet and pathetlc that llstenlng to lts tender trembllng 15 thm for any length of tlme one would find oneself completely vsrapped up ln the realms of Morpheus Howard Newton Elrlc ls the lnstlgator and dllectol of these carefully blended and dellghtfullx syncopflted stl'llns of muslc Qlpln IS the leflflel of the Droll sv Doven and he h ls more en gflgemcnts than Bluebeard had VSIVQS Avsay up ln the mountaln dlstllllng some C0llCOCtl0l'1 that a Mr Volstead so emphatlcally tlled to enumerate ue find Mr duct 15 only fill the sltk llld com ll9SC9llt It F1118 be cle lr coln cldence but vse Il0t1CG that UQRIIN exelxbody lloulld Rockwood IS on the slck llst Pleflcllng magnlflcent plofoulld SGIIHOHQ IQ the occupatlon of Roy Luther Qloop lle has become the le ldlllg mlnlster of Bloom V-1 and the congregatlons that attend hls QSFVICGS everv Sunday are larger than the somewhat lnfamous Coxes army One radlcfll change has taken place IH hls molecular make up however and that IS that he IS partlng hls luxurlous growth of halr as near the mlddle of hls shapely head 'ls hls eye can ascer taln Stlll dlmlnutlwe but acutely VIVRCIOUS MOS3lChl VVada has be come the Envoy Extraordlnary and M1H1St8F Plenlpotentlary of the Unlted States of Amerlca to the land of the orange blossoms Before taklng up hls eplspastlc duty of ambassador Wada was one of the leadlng tennls stars of hls country and were lt not for thls much more honorary and heralded posltlon that he now holds lt can be rlghtfully Sald that he would have become the worlds best ln tennls 1923 P490 41: L 7 X c . . V , . A . A L. . N 2 - . . I u X. I Y C . . V ' V - v y ' v 7 . ' . .Y C li 'C ' L x . 1 46 ' ,, I 1 4 Y 1 1 I -w L n f A if A K L ' C I V C C Y. nl. . xv LN ' Y 1- , v ' Wilbel' Tayman Walter. Ile has repeatedly stated that his pro- - U' ' - 'z . aj 2 ' - l V . 5 1 .y v mtv .ly 2 1 H L l A. C I u . J 1 K .n l X . ' ll 2 A ' .p , c . 1 l l' c ' -L K I S U v . g , V c . X . . r ' . fs ' ' U 7' C C 1 u ' , . . . . . Y n A L, Y I A .L ' V . . , . . - . , . !

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY s1ast1c leader of the L L L Qlazy loafers leaguej It has qulte a membershlp and blds falr to r1val the I W W of our day even lf m a much mllder form Mountfunous gorges treacherous cl1Hs swulmg gurgllng' rlvers have no terrors for the greatest engmeer of the age John Clarke Hamllton He has been the father of some of the greatest englneerxng feats of the day He 19 even now rackmg hls tlreles bram for a scheme so as to enable people to appeal brlght when they are dumb Ile has many members of h1s old old classmates bmckmg hlm 1n th1s magnfmlmous and Ollglllal 1de'1 Palnter sculptor and lady k1ller 1s the envlous record that M1rt1nez has est mbhshed for hlmself QIHCQ leax mg G burg Hls latest work IQ a magnlficent and re'1l1st1c po1trayal of Hmd s dlslodged one of h1s consp1cuous and pronounced front molars endeaworlng to mastlcate It The lnvxgoratlng and stlmulatmg' odor of burnt powder sw1rls and whlrls around Peter Byron Tambakls as he W19lCl9 hls fero CIOUS sword for the cause of Greece Ile has become the p10 tmgomst of the Cleek cause and not smce the days of Alex the C reat has there been such a mllltarx wonder as Pete They fthe Greeksb have crovn ned hlm vuth the olne branch and about everxthmg else ln thelr somewhat archalc repretolre and are now exhausted as to the wherewlthall to crown Peter Someone suggests brlcks To a much more homel1ke and endearmg scene must our thoughts turn 1n order to see Wayne Whlte He IS a school teacher and knows more abotu Geomtery than Euclld d1d hlm self HIS greatest asset to the httle hamlet of Orrstown where he drags out hls weary and mundane exlstence IS h1s uncanny Hblllty to tell storles Many a tlme and off has he had the .lovable old rustlcs of aforementloned vlllage burstmg forth lnto unrestramed mlrth ln the tender pathos of sorrowful and tear ful scene Agaln It IS Wlth dlfficulty that I plerce the labyrlnth of lnex pllcable and undefineable v1s1ons Through the hazy fog I see Page 1,3 ...l -1.--. . . ., . . . . , C . L H . y X . . . , . l I L n l C T' K. . . C n sr . ' . ls C U ' .s ' . . I . . ' H up 2 . . . .L C 1 . K i. . . C n . , v . .L . 2 . k Z . . . x. 7. - . .A ' 1 . ' . 1 ' ' . z ' famous pretzel. It was so lifelike that the pretzel baron himself I l C . C I Q C V . C . . L .L - 2 if I ' D - , 2 .. . ' ' - 3 . . S Y . 7. . v C C , , - I L - --1.1 .1-1 11...-

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GETTYSBURG ACADEMY Ha Ha The matlnee ldOl UD J Harold Kerchner has en tered the movxes and HE tells us that he IS the most populal male star on the screen Wlth h1s good looks h1s n1ft1k W831 1ng apparel we can not do anythlng but totally agree w1th hlm He says he gets so many fan letters that lf he read them all lt would take h1m workmg elght hours a day three thousand and forty elght years to even make a notlceable dent ln them ll1s latest plcture IS entltled The Dumbell By the may he IS the most enthuslastlc backer of llamllton s fmmous plan referred to before Our thoughts must agam be dlyerted to a former member of the class of 1923 Benyamm llerbert Sohday A gxzer of the 1ntr1c1t1es of the heaxens IS what one mlght call thls young man Qomeone h1t hlm over the head whlle he was perambulxtmg around and through the wllds ot Charmlan Pa and he clalms that he vlewed so many xbsolutely new constellat1ons th xt he knowledge Now l'ICl19S and gentlemen step rlght thlS way 1nd vlew the worlds largest and tallest man John Phxlhp 71mmerman We all remember Zlm as qulte an elongated affau vvhlle he was at tendlng school here at C but he has ldded another two feet and three lnches to h1s already magnanlmous belng so that he now ranks as Barnums Greatest Attractlon No no woman has ever entered h1s llfe he 1s emphatlcally a male Amazonlan Day by day he fondles hls tenderly hoarded sheckels and dally he counts them Caresslng them as lf they were human speak 1ng and beseechlng them to lncrease as lf such manlmate and UHTSQDODSIVB thlngs as gold DIQCCS could answer hlm and carry out h1S wlshes Much to the chagrln of hls former classmates George Rudolph Bock has developed mto a close covetous par slmonlous avarlclous and rapaclous mdlvldual From the sordld and mercenary Slde of l1fe we will next gaze upon a most learned and scholarly young lady Glsela Adele Grlmm She IS now the presldent of the largest glrls school IH the East One of the reasons why th1S school IS so lmmensely Page 45 . . . ,, . . ,, i x u ba - 1 C ' IK !7 ' k 1 C x C 1 v ' C 2 m C s . . . . u ,, v .N L . c , A N. . . , ' sr n C C x s. C . , ' c c . c x C s. n C n U C 1 k ' ' c c 2 c ' c c . c ., c c f - ' z . 3 . . z ' ' ' cc ' H consecrated h1s sweet young llfe to the pursult of astronomlcal . 1 ' 1 w v V I 'l C s C x C C 1 4 D ' . r x x C rg T J C n C n C C C n C ' c 1., c U 2 ' C p. V, C C n n C Y . L, C n C C A u Q' L . , . c c c L c . C r. nv C S Y . c . , A c ' A C . . . . 1 v ' ! ! ' , -