Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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A Calamlty ' V ' The steenth of March was predestlned to be a fateful day The sun rose Wlth the gladdenlng promlse of a brlght day but lt was qulckly obscured by a dark cloud a very omlnous token of some mlsfortune that was to befall 1 certam place That place was the Gettysburg Academy The pledestlned blow fell xt 8 O0 A M and there xtter md the effect that lt produced was 1pp xllng btudents h 1d lost then v1yac1ty professors were unable to obtam sitlsfactoly recxta tlons Cloom peryaded the scholastlc atmosphele Despondency lelgned When dlsmlssal tlme a1r1ved every student walked wlth slow tread solemn countenance md he Lvmess of heart 'lhev could not en1ov thelr me 11s No amount of sympathy and condolence could remove th1s despondency trom thcu counten ance Spectators who notlced th1s downcast attltude of the stu dents looked upon each w1th blank amazement and consternatlon They asked each other the reason but no one could answer was made known that saucers of deadly polson had been placed m the cornels of all Latm recltatlon looms and the ponles unsuspectmgly had satlsned then hunger and then 'rv uv Dr Huber ln Clcero dlctatlng prose And the Lord sald let there be llght 'iomeone IH the back of the room yelled out And so He pressed the button W1ll1 1m LB3V1tt has 6XClt6d much cur1os1ty by hls hab1t of talklng to hlmself The other day a semor stopped hlm and asked Why on earth are you always talklng to yourself Sleepy 'P Sure for two very good reasons Iwo reasons? What are they? Well one IS that I l1ke to llsten to a senslble man and the other IS that I llke to talk to a senslble man An Irlshman was asked lf hls horse was t1m1d Nlot at all he frequently spends the nlght by h1mself 1n a dark stable ll Il C u . . V . C - K V, 7 L. , . L ' . ' 2 . c 'ck . , 4 1 l v 4 1 K h I is 1 . . ., L c , c I ' 7 1 I I l Y 1 4 1 . 1 C CL C C - L I 4 2 fg : ' f . .z . . ' ' - . v 1 . 1 1 1 Y s L C s . n p n nnC C , L. C ' , . ' , 2 2 ' ' . X . . I N 1 Y v -V . V 1 -. c -I c v c -1 v I J. 1 - . . 4 v. sr C ra N 7 C C in C o , . . , . . Fmally, the great secret that accounted for all th1s uneaslness vl x C v . . . 4 . . - . . - . . - n C sr sr C Y r. I ' 11 I l . 1 r C C L C s., KK ' 79 ' Y ' ' ' v 9 C v a . . . . i ,, . , ' ! ,Y ' , as K . n , , 77 C i , cc - , ay c . c U' K , 7. as , H , . r. ur V ya ,, . . . . ' 1 L 7 . . . ,, . . . . . . . ,, . . . L , . . . ,, . . zur' ,Q

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Karnak Never m ury a glrl n lmed Ann Doyle Why not? Karnak Because an fAnnJ IS an lndefinlte artlcle Excuse me please for belng bold I d llke to Wrlte to thee IH gold But gold IS scarce ms you m'1v n I had to use my pen and 1nk Duke Parry fto the xuctloneer on the squ uel Has thls car got 1 speedometer? The auctloneer fwho Wu equ 11 to the occ 181011, At thlrty m1les an houl It ewhlblts 1 vs hlte Hag it forty mules an hour It exhlblts a 1ed flag and at hfty m1les in hour -1 phonegraph be gms to play Im Gomg To Be An Angel And wvlth the Angels Du ell sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep Mother Cpl omptmgj If Tommy falmost asleepj If he hollars let hlm go eeny meeny mlny mo ' I each Wh xt xre you golng to do tonlght 'P Karnak Lets go up to the cemetery and dlg up fm couple guls Hasenfuss Let me tell you xbout the dream I had list nlght Crlder Never mlnd I s ws you VVlth her Heck Would It hurt your feehngs any lf I called you a har? Flchtner No but It mlght hurt my knuckles Hunger And why do you carry two watches? Ilasenfuss Well I need one to see how slow the other one Maglstrate Descrlbe the man whom you saw assaultlng the complamt Pat He was a llttle 1I1Slg'l'1lfIClHt looking cr-ltur about your SIZQ your worshlp Page 143 ' : 2 ' ' 2 . ' .,. . H H .W . . . 4 V S 7 . 7 , . . . . ? ',2:' .ythik 4 1 y . ' it y, I l 1 K I u . C C x C . 2 ' . ' ' if 2 2 ' I ' .w ,. td. .sc . 1 ' ' : ' , 2 ' ' 3 2 2 - ' , , ax 9 ' , ' K . 1 4 - 1 , vu Tommy' isaying his prayers sleepilyj : Now I lay' me down to 3 ' ' .... J - I ' - ' , , , 3 . , ' 2 2 2 ' ' ' . 2 ' : ' ' 2 of 2 - 2. ' . ' : ' . :2 ' ' . : , ' ' '. 3 C r Y 7' W . ::: , s ' : is. : ' 2 ' ' ' : . . . . 2 - . C , Y . , L ' .