Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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Ream Do you thlnk anyone around here yylll loan me S5 00 Doyle Don t ask me Hunger las alum clock goes ofl'J Ah I fooled you that tlme I yyasn t asleep qVSdltZ to K St xllsmlth What lb your favorlte color? Kltty Stallsmlth S1r Reese ICBFISGJ Agnew That m rn Flnls must have been a great yvr1ter Sloop Why so? Agneyy llls name 15 1n llmost every book Iknoyy so many many glrls I knoyy most all ln toyyn I knoyy the pretty bobbed halred one But none of them know me A melancholy Senlor Hunger Psy cholognts tell us that yy omen llke bad men sav that she yy ouldn t marry the best man on earth Cood looklng Cr1de1 The ladles all admlre They thlnk he s a truthful boy But really he s 1 student' And handsome Klrnak IN 1 ladles man you see And to b8 lLll1lfLll Ruth He sald Gee you look good to me There s a good shoyv at the Llncoln Way And that shoyy I d l1ke to y1eyy But I can t emoy It dear unless I slt wlth you So s1nce I h we the money don t fear to let me know For w1th you at my qld9 dear I d llke to see the show' Dr Huber Yes Karnak ova means egg Karnak Oh IS that yyhy yy hen an orator gets bad eggs thrown at h1m It IS called ovatlon P1110 ' I Y . ' c V' . . , 7 2 ' : : , ' ' . , V vm N 1 1 v . 1 .1 . L Q C x Q C C n : ' , : ' . : z ' '. s ' . ': 1 . ' z s ' . v Y K 'Y VY . 7 . C , 3 v uv - . , Karnak: There may be something to that. I've heard a girl v I v I - . . ' . Q 4 . ' ' 9 K 1 v ,W 4 1 C n C -... n . yn .1 4 4 l v, c . 1 I c , K , C . 1 ' U v . , , . , . y 7 ' v' Y , . V . . . . 9 7 K ' W. 1 V , .. c V , ' ' 7 ' H . , , . . : :, ' , . 3 y ' , ' , . ill? .

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The Ingersoll KA drama 1n two acts the greatest by anv llvlng author Act I Settlng Study Hall Senlor Engllsh aftel noon perlod CAS the curtaln rlses a loud raspmg nolse IS heard the Vllllan played by Charles Leach IS wlndlng hls trustv Ingersoll J W1ll1am Stuby Methmks I hear the sweet notes of a June Bug and Katy Dld ln sweet cadence rmg Ah' svx eet the sound Leach Casldel Ha' But levenge IS svs eet' Prof Dulebohn No more nonsense here' Enough enough To work ye churls And thou Stuby out out to the Office make thee haste fEx1t Stuby J Leach Vengeance IS mme and p1a1se be to the gods' Act II Settlng The Office furnlshed as usual wlth desks chalrs cast Prof Leathers And Wllllam what mlschlef IQ thlg now? Tell 3 v Stubv Ah' Prof but I am vnought thls tlme alas' That base plottmg low schemer' Leach charmed me wlth Sprmgs soft muslc to speak aloud and by the professol s qulckness am I condemned Prof Leathers Speak not to me The Headmaster VSaltS there for mlscreats Stuby Mercy' Mercy' Prof Leathers No' go thou base creature' CEx1t Prof Leathers leavmg Stuby Wlth Dr Huber J Stuby despalrlngly stays An lnstant later h1S death cry hallow and gruesome fills the t1r Curtaln Joke Eds I 1 118 3 u . . J K! ! 't : Y L , s V . . . . I . - . . I . l . , 0 7 ' 7 7 7 . - , . . y . , typewriters, Dr. Huber, and Prof. Leathers. Stuby enters, down- ll . 7 ' - ' t . . . , . . Q . . , . , , . . . Y U, . ' 1 .. . Y ' o xl 4 , u I n 7 'X l ' 9 ' . . 7 . , . ,aw

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Nonsense It xx as a summer day 1n winter and the sun was shlnlng snow when the good seamen Hasenfuss Hunger Ream Leach Hutchison set sa1l wlth Columbus ln 1492 on the Good Shlp Rock and Rye and on the other shlps xx hlch made up the squadron They set 9311 across the mlserable 11X er whlch at that tlme was called the Atlantlc Ocean As they left the people stood on the shole under thelr ramcoats and umbrellas ln the scorchlng sun cheerlng these brave men who set out for a definlte polnt but who dld not know where they were golng I went along as the prlvate secretary for Doctor Flchtner who was a very rlch man and who had a very extenslve tradlng bus1 ness wlth the natlves of South Amerlca He recelved a great demand for Afrlcan golf balls and sold qulte a few Fords We salled along for days and nlghts and weeks and ln fact for WQHIS The weather was wonderful The sun was shmmg brlghtlx and It ralned all the tlme The waxes rolled hlgh and smooth and tossed the shlp about nolselessly as the wlnd blew us Many notable people were on thls trlp There was hls thele was llenrx P Smlth a noted eng1nee1 who d1d all the plumblng wo1k 1n the Woolwolth blllldlllg there was Allen Ixershnel who was so brlght people had to look at h1m thru smoked gl xss the1e was Moses Studholm who lead the Israelltes out of Egypt mto the Promlsed Land and othels too numelous to mentlon It xx as mldnlght on the ocean not a stleet car was ln Qlght when out walked a drunken S31l01 on the deck and addressed the full moon thus You needn t take on and look so proud Guess you re full only once a month and I m full exely nlght On the same ex enlng Captaln Crlder walked mto the ballroom He was about to dance w1th a fastldlous lady who suggested that he put on his gloves before proceedmg to dance Whereupon Capt Cr1de1 replled bruflly Never mlnd me Ill wash up when Im thru danclng It was m1d day and the I'1QlI'lg sun was settlng 1n the west the llttle fishes 1n the trees were cuddled ln thelr nest whlle Colum I 10 Y . y. . . , V 9 Y ! l 7 , . 7 . . 7 , D , . Y L . . y V . 7 . . y . . . . . , Y 1 a 7 Y n D. L l l . v . . . F 7 . on. - 1 ' T ' . 1 Majesty, Owen H. King, the president of the African Republic: -1 v - uv I D , l 1, . . v 1 . v 1 . . S y .' zssg ' fr . , . ' L , 4. 1 V S . . v L 1 Y . K. Y ' 1 I , sn 7 . , . . r , 9 , , ' ar , . 3 ' ,, ' , H ' 9. 7 ' 3 Y ' ' 77 V v . Y . . Y . I K . Y . . .