Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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The Ingersoll KA drama 1n two acts the greatest by anv llvlng author Act I Settlng Study Hall Senlor Engllsh aftel noon perlod CAS the curtaln rlses a loud raspmg nolse IS heard the Vllllan played by Charles Leach IS wlndlng hls trustv Ingersoll J W1ll1am Stuby Methmks I hear the sweet notes of a June Bug and Katy Dld ln sweet cadence rmg Ah' svx eet the sound Leach Casldel Ha' But levenge IS svs eet' Prof Dulebohn No more nonsense here' Enough enough To work ye churls And thou Stuby out out to the Office make thee haste fEx1t Stuby J Leach Vengeance IS mme and p1a1se be to the gods' Act II Settlng The Office furnlshed as usual wlth desks chalrs cast Prof Leathers And Wllllam what mlschlef IQ thlg now? Tell 3 v Stubv Ah' Prof but I am vnought thls tlme alas' That base plottmg low schemer' Leach charmed me wlth Sprmgs soft muslc to speak aloud and by the professol s qulckness am I condemned Prof Leathers Speak not to me The Headmaster VSaltS there for mlscreats Stuby Mercy' Mercy' Prof Leathers No' go thou base creature' CEx1t Prof Leathers leavmg Stuby Wlth Dr Huber J Stuby despalrlngly stays An lnstant later h1S death cry hallow and gruesome fills the t1r Curtaln Joke Eds I 1 118 3 u . . J K! ! 't : Y L , s V . . . . I . - . . I . l . , 0 7 ' 7 7 7 . - , . . y . , typewriters, Dr. Huber, and Prof. Leathers. Stuby enters, down- ll . 7 ' - ' t . . . , . . Q . . , . , , . . . Y U, . ' 1 .. . Y ' o xl 4 , u I n 7 'X l ' 9 ' . . 7 . , . ,aw

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A llttle dlrty splder vxent up '1 rust spout The 11111 came down 1n torrents And vxashed that splder out Oh the sun came out 1n splendor And the darned old d1rtx sp1de1 Went up the spout agfunl Prof Dulebohn Ilax en t xou ex L1 he ud ot gold bullion 7 L ICGIIW ood No but I have heard ot tom xto bullion MIQS YVWFHGF Yes the word mule IS only male spelled xy ronglx F1chtner I suppose so but fxccordlng to the If1t1n dlctlonaly vyomfzn IS muller Plof Le'1the1s llaye you taken 1 shoxxer Qm1thP Smltll No 18 one II'l1SS1Hg9 W hen I look 1HtO vour deep blue ex es sax s Cob I th1nk of the blue IH yonder skles My hefut soars up to the mountfun top And then comes doxxn ag un ke1plop' Agnexx Isn t the new mlnlster 1ust wonderful? He brmgs home to you thlngs you have never seen before Hungel That s nothmg my laundryman does the same thlng Bennett Why do thev haxe fx green llght Ill front ot '1 pollce statlon Conrad I don t knoxx why 'P Bennett Slmply to let the people knoxx It IS an Irlsh Club There was a young lady named Sallx She fell on her neck 1n the alley To fm doctor she vsent Who repalred the dent Now the Masons are repalrlng the alley Headllne IH Gettysburg Tlmes Wm Leavltt Beaten On Head Whlle Asleep Wlth Umbrella 117 . 1 1 V 1 s I c . . , 1 . ' 1 C 1 7 Q ' . a 1 . 1 1 C n v .' V . n C C u , . . . v . Z 1 v .lv 13 1 Z 1 ' I1 4 v o - I l I . , c c . I u . 1 v K c . I, nl W7 c .l l . Z L' S S , c J: 17 3 I 1 I . ' A . .. . . 1 . . V . . c e . c c I , sr . s . , I . , . Y . 71 . . ' 1 ' 4 .. ' 7 v ' I v rn v v . . VY C 1 xl l x C yi u v r I Q e c , . U , . . . V . N . I , K . . .e . in I , 1 I 1 u U . . , . . : V V v C . . . L . ' f, . 7 v y . , . . . V v Y Y C U v r c 7 . . . . H . . v. ,, - . Pl!-fit'

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Ream Do you thlnk anyone around here yylll loan me S5 00 Doyle Don t ask me Hunger las alum clock goes ofl'J Ah I fooled you that tlme I yyasn t asleep qVSdltZ to K St xllsmlth What lb your favorlte color? Kltty Stallsmlth S1r Reese ICBFISGJ Agnew That m rn Flnls must have been a great yvr1ter Sloop Why so? Agneyy llls name 15 1n llmost every book Iknoyy so many many glrls I knoyy most all ln toyyn I knoyy the pretty bobbed halred one But none of them know me A melancholy Senlor Hunger Psy cholognts tell us that yy omen llke bad men sav that she yy ouldn t marry the best man on earth Cood looklng Cr1de1 The ladles all admlre They thlnk he s a truthful boy But really he s 1 student' And handsome Klrnak IN 1 ladles man you see And to b8 lLll1lfLll Ruth He sald Gee you look good to me There s a good shoyv at the Llncoln Way And that shoyy I d l1ke to y1eyy But I can t emoy It dear unless I slt wlth you So s1nce I h we the money don t fear to let me know For w1th you at my qld9 dear I d llke to see the show' Dr Huber Yes Karnak ova means egg Karnak Oh IS that yyhy yy hen an orator gets bad eggs thrown at h1m It IS called ovatlon P1110 ' I Y . ' c V' . . , 7 2 ' : : , ' ' . , V vm N 1 1 v . 1 .1 . L Q C x Q C C n : ' , : ' . : z ' '. s ' . ': 1 . ' z s ' . v Y K 'Y VY . 7 . C , 3 v uv - . , Karnak: There may be something to that. I've heard a girl v I v I - . . ' . Q 4 . ' ' 9 K 1 v ,W 4 1 C n C -... n . yn .1 4 4 l v, c . 1 I c , K , C . 1 ' U v . , , . , . y 7 ' v' Y , . V . . . . 9 7 K ' W. 1 V , .. c V , ' ' 7 ' H . , , . . : :, ' , . 3 y ' , ' , . ill? .