Gettysburg Academy - Osoga Yearbook (Gettysburg, PA)

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Agnexx Coxch Dulebohn is some talker fellowe Hasenfues He ought to be he spends all his time trying to impioxe the line Just Lies Gus Hasenfue Im eo tall although I got mx feet wet last Octobel I met Qneezed xesterdax Kershner Im So small that xx hen I haxe tooth ache and mx corns are hurting I can t distinguish betvx een the tvxo Doc Flchtner I crled so hard the other dax that D1 Stahlex treated me for bacteria fbact tear 13, It 18 stud our fxnceetom xxere apes If xou go to a comedx Qhoxx xx 1th Thomas Armetiong xou xx1ll Qxx eai there is a mule in hw f'iIT11lY tlee llee H xxx P10f Llegler XX h It is dexx 7 Hill E1 Vxh 61 xou xee the earth iexolxes on its axle once fOllT1S dexx Piof lleglel h id to close the dlSLLlNS10H immedlatelx Ream iax Dot I xx aehed mx hair laet night and I can t do anx thing xx 1th it Doc Flchtnel That s nothing I xx aehed mx feet last night and I cant do 'mx thing xx1th them Oxx en King fin Ellgllqll g1X1l1g' Gettx aburg Addreesj Noxx xxe are engaged I oice in the real of the loom VS ho to Plof Neal Frank xx hx do xou alxxaxs eclatch youi head in Claw '7 Frank lloflman W ell I am the only one xxho knovxs It IS itch 1ng Edgfu Martz I haxe read fredjsomethlng xou haven t Sloop Ill bet you hax en t What is 1t'7 Martz Red hair I '- z ' , t. ':- , ' ' Q ' AK H K S: n i , U, 1 ' v y 1 . L ' e ' u I y y v . L , ' . , . . . V Y , . as n ' , - y , Y 'Q . ' . x ' 1. j ' j K ' 'D c S . A , tl 'i . ' 1 if . ' ' v - . vl n C . .1 T ' C Q 1 r ' . v ' 1 2 : .- ' - .-.v S v , . 1 Y Lv ' Aw fs every twenty-four hours with such rapidity that it perspires and 1 r ' u 4 h w . x 'A 1 1. . .4 Y 1 A I x n In . u ' , , l , cc , vs 1 , - I ' 9 u K K y v y x l n Q, ,, . I 1 ,yy . H Y . . , ' . Ya W C . . . , N . . . Y I 3. .... 4 1 A I K 1 I Z -' v v y v 7 K '- v 1 ' ' 7 U J' . . . V ' v I 7 c . t . . , Y Y , . . , cs H ' I-'af U IL,

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Malcolm No more tlme sh-111 we spend Whlle our Latln remalns undld So thanks to all and everyone For your lnterest bent Cu1ta1n Assoc c lg fol the 1okes we glxe you IS for the ones that vse hfne chopped 1s fO1 the klever ones to re 1d too IS fox the 91 rors we L mnot stop lb fo1 some that we have trled to coax Put them all together they spell JOKES A word that means '1 lot ot fun 15mg It to the tune ot Mothel J We tllefl ou1 best md so got th1n lNow you t1y your best to lzugh md gun' Jokes Eds last n1ght 0 Klng -Xw th xts the s1me one punted ower' Doc Flchtnel WI 1ll that xx ltch tell t1me Guss llasentuss No you haxe to look at It PIOI Robmson Why Cllilllt xou smg when we mme to the chorus ' Hutch1son It s 11d ref1a1n 1n my book so I stopped Studholm I flunked that QUIZ cold Leach It was easy I thought Qtudholm Yeah but I h td V1N8llYlG on my ha1r and my mmd sllpped M1s Leathels Oh' what be'1ut1ful flowers' Thele 1s st1ll a llttle dew on them Prof Leathers fabsent mmdedlyj I know but I wlll pay lt tomorrow Pa 1 3' . C I L, , . . C . L . I C 1 .. . E l. J .K ' V. v . 7 , 0 ' . , C , , K 1 ' s ' 2 , , S .v . Y . A g n' , Y V . c I . w- - - 11 , rr I ul 1 xv , 2 Av . y ' ' ' V' Q 2 2 . Studholm-Owen, where'd you get that new girl you were with C S ' . . ' -. 1, 2 'J sz z ' ' . sa H ' , , V' N ' V Z c . tl 77 , ' w , , ' L c . I . 1 , c . fn ' Q v I I v 'v' V I . n T A l l . ' H . H 1 . H . T 1 Q L i C I 4 'L c . 4 1' , . K Q- c , 2 21' l ' c I 'na ini' p I C I n Q .A nl ' . c I c - ' I - , Y. c I I gf' IL

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Dr Huber to Swlnn ln CICGFO Turn over the page my oy you ve already read tvxo llnes on the other slde An opera slnger says that no woman lS worth lovlng untll she IS thlrty Maybe not but how IQ one to tell xx hen she 1S thlrty Prof Dulebohn fln hlstory classj Tomolrow we vxlll have One Hundred Years War' Charles Kllngler Gee you ll have some tlme Ream As soon as I weal out Karnak s socks I ll be on my feet agaln Heard ln Funkhouser s Stole Kershner I want a palr of socks Clerk What QIZQ please? Kershner Why I wear a 13V Qhlft Raymond Doyle went calllng on hIS glrl the othel nlght and the dog was on the porch and barked at hlm The nolse brought the glrl to the door and she sald Good evenlng why don t you come ln'7 Doyle I m afrald to the dog ls barklng at me Glrl 195 No he ISH t he 19 wagglng hls tall Doyle I don t know vxhlch end to belleve Reed Hou many sublects are you carrylng Smlthy H Smlth Im carrvlng one and dragglng four Prof Neal What IQ made from grapes besldes grape ILIXCG Bennett Crape Nuts Newton Snlvely we are told keeps hls mlnd so concentrated on candy and food that the other evenlng ln church when the Collectlon plate was passed he sald Not any more thank you Taney How do you know that clgarettes ale bad for the wlnd Karnak Why havent you notlced a fellow who smokes IS alwavs puffing? P 1 . . , b , , 7 . . . . . Y . v . . t, l n , x I sl - ' ' . - v y' 1 . . lt . as sv . . , . l . , . . . ' 1 . . . . . , . I e e. I L , . . . Z , 2 . . . . . . . r I . . . . H . , Y , . . . , U - 77 . , . . . . , . c . . . . , . . . . . . , . . ' , V Y . . I ' . . . U' ' , . . . , . . . . v . l . . . . 7 . . . . l . . , u . I R. 1 1 ' ' 9 ' - , u sv e . , . 0 . 1 . I , . . . , .. l 113611.