Gesu High School - Gesuan Yearbook (Miami, FL)

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l , W 1 in -,.1. hi F2 'G,M LL 25 ir Jae ri: t' 6 5 E Q- E 'L 1' -epfv'WJ ti f Ev M 5? 7 T f . Q3 ' .Q Q' pg E 1 -U19-Hurt-ltl1a1n1mg1.in..1,gg.qls . Y A W , , - . in . .. .. we ' ' He, the Senior Class of '57, are completely crammed to the brim with lcnow- ledgeg therefore we are tearing ourselves away from our beloved Alma Mater for fear we might become the unfortunate victims of Anaesdofebio., which is , as I have found by complete and exasporating explanation from our bran Prof, 'Rassle Burke B.V.D. , to be the mcplosion of the over-indulged mind. Think not that we have reached this exalted state without suffering countless hours of utter des- pair and dejection, which are the result of our desires to spend our precious moments at school guiding our bewildered undergraduates rather than the somewhat selfish occupation of attending to our evm personal business. , It is our wish that posterity might be spared the Wild, uncertain moments which we have experienced previous to each exam. Ouraim., which has sprung from the most worthy aforesaid motive, is to dispel such awful moments from the lives of those who are to follow us into our present educated state. With this aim as our goal we hereby appoint ourselves pioneers in this commendable and necessary pursuit: ASSOCIATION FOR THE ASSISTANCE OF BEWILDERED STUDENTS: His Honor --------- ---------------- - F. J.' P. Smith, Dean. ' P1'0f ------- ----------------- - -----J. Rs Rendell, Dean of Research. The unmontionablc --------------- ---Bob Hart, Official Janitor. V. A complete catalogue of our magnificent and ingenious products is obtain- able through our local offices for a 'small foe. With the view of acquainting you with the quality of our eroations,7'we will list a few of the most noted, to wit: 1 ' l Our Undeteetablo Information Bureau--This necessary and useful article is in the 'form of a strip pencil, which you gingerly carry into the exam room be- fore the prying eyes of the Profs. Upon taking your appointed desk you cast a wary eye over the questions given you. Although your fellow students commence to perspire and groan, you feel within yourself a certain sense of peace and calm because you have been wise enough to carry in your hand one of our notable products. After due time you take the pencil and most nervously begin to strip the Wrapping fron the pencil, with the first strip a world of infomation is opened to yeug for upon the inside of the strip has been printed an asserlmp' of knowledge which will be of inestimable value for ,thc subject you are taking, We carry a complete line of these pencils to cover any subject worthy of note. Ono precaution must of course be taken, that is, to give the appearance of distraction ever the questions. Should the Prof choose to investigate the rea- son for the dwindoling ef your writing apparatus you swiftly gather the strips' and place them in your mouth. But never fear, fer, because ef our foresight, the strips are made of chocolate, and also serve as a short snack between exams --thus you seo, your Information Bureau is entirely undetectable. t Another of our products, which is the result of sleep-loss nights , is our Noverfailing English Pocket Watch. This consists of a fine looking pocket-watch which the befuddled student lots fall from his pocket to the floor of the exam room. The student then collects the fragments from the floor and places them