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Twelve Years in fhe Polish Corridor , a Farce in Twelve Acls. For Casl of Char- acfers, consull Senior felephone book. PROLOGUE:: A cozy scene in lhe home. Everyone is af his separafe Iask. Molher Rilfer sils knilling in Ihe Ere, Lodesfone Rubel is making buffer in her hal, IiHle Alfred Poole is making his bed lhis dealh bedl. Miss Alcorn is playing Ihe piano, and Miss Comforl holds a lillle hoop 'rhru which Plaff and Forsler iump, barking madly. lEn+er lefl in velvell, Benlleyz I can spell my name. Roberls: I can spell mine backwards. Poole: Who wanfs 'ro spell? Crease: Yes. le'r's play Posl Office again. CURTAIN ACT ONE: Angel: Behold, I have sei before 'rhee an open door. Lowry: Well close il, dear: i+'s cold in here. CURTAIN ACT TWO, SCENE ONE: An l8'rh Cenlury drawing room. Wilh rococco linesse, everyone is drawing. Yarnall is drawing under a liflle gill desk, Parsons is drawing wafer in I'he fire place, McPhedran draws a gun. Gay afmosphere. Enfer fhe Wonder Boy Crawford. McKinney: Who's he? Groff: Shhhh. I'ha'r's Mozarf. Teslz Please pass lhe snuff. Parsons: Excuse me. I musf go and powder my wig. ' Crawford: Won'+ somebody lislen? I can play a sonala. Really I can. CURTAIN SCENE TWO: The scene is changed, and we now dislinguish lhe Happy Hunfing Grounds in Ihe Land of LiH'Ie Rain. Enfer a wigwam played by Adele Wafson. Heap-Big Plallz Squaw, where you puflum my peace pipe? Tiny Girl Riflerz You smokum corn. Smell. Me fhrow oul. Wampum Powell: How. Heap-Big Plaffz How whal? Wampum Powell: How 'rhe ug are you. dope? CURTAIN ACT THREE: Willel's backyard. Crosby and Forsler enler wifh Dunn on a rope. Willel: This is my backyard. Dunn: Yeh? Forsfer: See 'rhose woods? There's a jaguar in fhere. Dunn: Yeh? Crosby: And you can'+ join fhe Wildcals 'lil you bag him. Dunn: Yeh? Forsfer: Yeh. lDunn shows his reefh. Forsler and Willef faintl CURTAIN ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE: The sky. Enter Groff as a cloud: Gee. I'r's dark up here. Yoo hoo, everyone. MacCoIl, as a planef: Shhh, l'm lislening 'ro lhe music of the spheres. Graff: Well, l'm a heavenly body so you beller nor lalk Io me like lhal. Levy The Lune: Wheel Look-no hands! lHe collapses in an aslral heap.l CURTAIN
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SCENE TWO: A forfure chamber. Among fhe various machines are included sfall- bars. rings. boxes. horses. cows, and Indian clubs. A few women sif chaffing in fhe sfocks. Several ofhers are playing iacks wifh hof coals in fhe corner. Enfer Simon Dasfas Legree: I hear fhere's been a sif-down sfrike. Silence. Simon Dasfas Legree: Who wanfs fo confess firsf? Silence. Simon Dasfas Legree: Thank you, Cherry. Will you fry fhis closef for size, please? CURTAIN ACT FIVE: A plug ugly runs across fhe sfage carrying an egg. Enfer Benfley, hof on his frail: Hey! I saw you. you bulb sna+cher! Felfon. running righf on: Shuf up. Can'f you see I'm playing Sfealing Eggs ? CURTAIN ACT SIX: The kifchen of Ihe old I-Iomesfead. The women are having a quilfing bee. Conversafion is Io a low accompanimenf of My Liffle Gray I-Iome in fhe Wesf . Aunf Sarah Anne Wrighf: I iusf love fo sew. Miss Kafharine Newcomefz Pass fhe cider. Julie, dear. Dorofhea Bella: Maybe 'rhis sounds caffy buf I heard . . . Mrs. James: Shh. ladies! Go on. dearie. Phallis, I mean IIIis. whispering: I bef I know whaf you were going fo say. Miss Judy: Yes. I hear fhe men, now gel' fhis. fhe men folks are running an airplane club! Shocked silence as everybody sucks in her breafh. Dear Miss Betsy: Well! ' Miss Kafharine Newcomef: Please pass fhe cider, Julie. Jeaneffe, wifh fears in her eyes: Who's in if? Miss Kafharine: What the cider jug? Miss Judy, sighing: No, my dear. 'rhe club. Tha? handsome Pilof-Ligl-1+ Sellin is one of the mosf imporfanf. Aunf Virginia: Yes, and fhaf Crease Monkey's no small bird eifher. Miss Kafharine: Rubell You drank all Ihe cider! CURTAIN ACT SEVEN: The Club Room of fhe Debafing Sociefy of Lower Basin Sfreef. Hon- orary Presidenf Howard G. Plaff sfands formidably before fhe fire. Sir Knowles Doaningfon: Genflemen. we are here foday fo sef before you an open door-I mean-a prepo . . . proposi . . . 'rwo sides of fhe quesf . . . Excuse me. Mr. Plaff, buf I forgef. Why are we here? Plaff. unmoved: Quief. boy. Our first speaker is Lord Moore. Speak up, Eddie boy. Lord Moore: I would like fo prove fo you . . . Sir Alec McPhedran: Thank you, Lord Moore. Our nexf speaker is on my Ieam. Sfewarf laddie. fell 'em. Young Sfewarf: Yes, sirrah: whan fhaf Aprille wifh his shoures soofe . . . Sir Alec: Pssf. Yer iumpin' ahead a bif, lad. Look around and fake if slow. Sfewarfz Aye, so I was. Mr. Timekeeper, Ladies, and Genflemen, if is hereby highly resolved . . . X Presidenf Plaff: Thank you, Genflemen. We'Il iusf have lime for fhe rebuffal. CURTAIN
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