Geraldine High School - Safari Yearbook (Geraldine, MT)

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PRIMARY ROOM Activities in the Primary room this year have included: A candy booth at the carnival, a part in the Christmas program at the auditorium followed next by a party in the room which was attended by mothers and friends. On Valentine’s Day we invited the pre-school brothers and sisters to a party in the room. The work of the year has been much interrupted by epidemics of chicken pox, pink eye, measles and flu. TOP ROW: Mary Lou Day, Lennie Duvall, Florence Johnson, Patty Thomas, Kenny Spevacek, Teddy Mann, Marlene Coker THIRD ROW: Joan Clark, Wesley Stoos, John Reid, Norma Spevacek, Nora Lee Day, Lance Harvey, Lois Mann SECOND ROW: Mrs. Covington, Howard Pirch, Terry Bronson, Margaret Reid, Nancy Knedler, Beryl Atchison, Barbara Atchison FIRST ROW: Leslie Sullivan, Eugene Strate, Lennie Johnson, Carl Apple, Eddy Wills

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HUMOR Douglas and Johnney playing golf: Douglas: “Confound it, Johnney. You al- most hit my wife.” Johnney: “Did I? Well, have a shot at mine.” — GHS — Jeanie: “Why is it you don’t want to go to heaven?” Lou: “You see I own the other place.” Jeanie: “Well how do you happen to own the other place?” Lou: “Dad gave it to me just this morning.” — GHS — PROVERBS FLUNK NOW ............. AVOID THE RUSH!! — GHS — NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! Let your studies interfere with your education!! -GHS- When all the world is flooded and I don’t want to die I’ll climb upon my school books because they are so dry. — GHS — Freshman: “I don’t know.” Sophomore: “I’m not prepared.” Junior: “I don’t remember.” Senior: “I don’t believe I can add anything to what has been said.” — GHS — HUMOR “Iceland,” said teacher in the geography class, “is about as large as Siam.” “Iceland,” wrote Kenn at examination time, “is about as large as teacher.” — GHS — Father: “How are you getting along in school now?” Junior Reid: “Fine, we’re learning words of four cylinders now.” GHS — Bud: “Pop. I got a licken’ in school today and it’s your fault.” Pop: “How’s that, son?” Bud: “Remember when I asked you how much a million dollars was?” Pop: “Yes, I remember.” Bud: “Well, ‘helluba lot’ isn’t the right answer.” — GHS — Alice Bechard: “What are you stopping for?” Her boy friend: “I’ve lost my bearings.” Alice: “That’s refreshing, anyway. Most of them say they’ve run out of gas.” Eddy: “Last night I went to my girl's house and just when I was about to kiss her, the lights went out.” Jim: “So then what did you do?” Eddy: “I went downstairs to fix them.” Jim: “Are you an electrician?” Eddy: “No, I’m a dope.” — GHS — Mr. Nelson: “Who was Lady Godiva?” Donny: The summer replacement for Paul Revere.” — GHS — Senior: “Can I borrow a cigarette?” Junior: “You should be able to—you’ve had enough experience.” — GHS — Mr. Hasting: “The honor system is one in which the instructor has the honor and the student has the system.” — GHS — Mom: “A telegram from Junior, dear.” Pop: “Well, did he pass his examinations this semester?” Mom: “No, but he heads the list of those who failed.” — GHS — Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake whenever you make it again. — GHS — Alice to Sally: “Why, no, I didn’t tell a soul—I didn’t know it was a secret.” — GHS — Wiley: “I thought I heard the professor say I had a thick head of hair.” Chic: “He didn’t mention hair.” — GHS — AMBITIONS Freshman Girl: She wants to marry a foot- ball hero. Sophomore Girl: She wants to marry her favorite professor. Junior Girl: She wants to marry a capitalist. Senior Girl: She wants to marry a man. — GHS — A doctor was giving gas to a freshman. “How soon will I know anything after com- ing out of this?” asked the lad. “I’m afraid,” sighed the doctor, “you are expecting too much from the anesthetic.”