Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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Tequila! The Lovers- Kiss me slobber lips, l'm thirsty. Custard Company. Zorro. The bus driver charged a lady full fare for her son. He had on long pants. At the next corner a small boy wearing short trousers paid only half fare. At the next stop, a lady mounted the bus and the conductor didn't charge her any- thing. Why? Female Cadets. l'49fW'7'41 U P011 APU! alll-

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MOTHER RATTY'S GOSSIP BOOKS Boys-Do you know a woman who spends her day busily back-stabbing people? Does she love to tell stories about everything and everybody in town? Does she know all the garbage there is to know, first? Does she wear the pants in the family? Then this book is for her. Give it to her for a Father's Day gift. Shc'll love it! Contents include the top I0 scandals of the year. New l959 Tel1ing-Stories-About-Them-Behind-Their-Backs Tales. Twenty top biting remarks for best loved enemies, and last but certainly not least, How to be a Better Hypocrite in 1959. YOU WlLL:f from Too Much Chicken the musical based on The Army Manual You will gaze into my eyes tU.S. M-l-903, bluel, You will kiss my tender lips tG,l., Mouth-Operated, Two l. You will strike an azimuth. My nomenclature you will chart. You will say that you love me And reassemble by stripped heart. You will dream of me tonight, At 0300 you'll awake, You will see my face before you, And with love your heart will You will whisper soft and tenderly, I love you, Zinzzer, D.-420 6 ltTaken from MAD, issue 13243. quake. 98 -Pl Baby. Super NEW SPORTS CAR Schveidnitz T-x R 5 B.O. l! Whether for racing or road-car performance, the SCHVEIDNITZ T-x R 5B.O.ll is practical-practical, that is if you are a millionaire living at Yucca Salt Flats. You'll know you're driving a SCHVEIDNITZ T-x R 5 B.O.!! by all the admiring expressions of the bystandersg by their jealous looks as you climb into the cozy seats, their wonderment as you surge away from the curb, their amusement as you rapidly accelerate down the street, their spasmodic astonishment as you miss the curve. This is not an ordinary auto. lt guarantees 10 gallons to the mile, 4X3 under-foot cams, and you need not bry new tires but every l600 mi. lt contains not an everyday 6 cylinder engine, not a V-8, not a V-12, but a huge V-00001278 HURRY! I-lURRY!l HUR- RY!!! Go now to Shimonesoeki Motors MXV5, South- west Transconcasia Boulovard Xochimileo, Babloniag U. S. Branch Olhce in Bechnanalaed, Alaska. The price is very unrcasonableg S8999.99lA. SEE PEBBLE VILLAGE ! l V sbmzpnzu 05 lepios' ou1aJiu'3 12 Joswnieul lU it 1012 Joxtumiou' Lrapilg put: Ja -bloilg Kq onseld padrns pig-rzuizg MQU Ku tziiionia Hook mo Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it. GET FRANK'S Did you know: FROZEN FOODS, for thc best meals you ever thaw. A 'hypodermic needle is a sick shooter. One way to save face is to keep the lower hall' shut. The world doesn't owe you a living, it was here first. A woman is the person who acts nice to you because she doesn't like you, and mean because she does. x

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