Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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fc .v , X' . A!- straight. His marvelous soap that will make the skin as soft as horse hide has also netted him great profits. A. L. MOORE! Alton is a very rich man. He and Berner Tingle went in business together and purchased that noted corporation now called the Moore and Tingle Tanlac Company. On all sign boards and advertisements you may see these two posing. Alton represents the patient before taking Tanlac and Berner represents him after taking Tanlac. They warrant that it only takes three bottles to produce this wonderful change. Their motto is: Money back if not satisfied. C. W. PARRISH: Way'ne is keeper for the animals at the New York zoo. He makes a specialty of training monkeys. His manner of training is a rather unusual but a very effective one. He simply hypnotizes the creatures and then commands them to comply with his wishes. lt is rumored he made love to one of the females while under his hypnotic power and was sur- prised at the way she responded to his tender caresses. LOVICK PIERCE: Lovick on account of his great beauty and handsome form is now in the Ziegfield Follies of Browrfs crossing. He has such win- ning ways that the girls of the great metropolis have gone wild over him. l have heard he is a great home Wrecker, but we hope this report is false: for Lovick did not strike us as being that kind of boy. 0. F. PITTMAN: Otho has cultivated his dancing and is now considered one of the best dancers in the United States. He has accepted a position as dancing teacher for the king of lVIesepotania's daughter. It is a life-long job, for she is said to be as graceful as a sea-lion. HELEN RILEY: Helen is now in the moving pictures. She was origin- ally with the Mack Sennett Scenario Company but has now succeeded Theda Bara in the Paramount Company. She has succeeded in performing a most marvelous feat she has vamped the noted Bill Rowland. W. J. ROWLAND: Bill is nothing but a star gazer. We may see his as- tronomical work published in the Dodson's Livertone Almanac. Bill's fa- vorite star is Venus from whom he has learned a great deal on the subject of love. Helen had a hard task when she caught Bill, but she finally suc- ceeded. They live on Pikes Peak, so Bill will be near his work. NELL SIMS: Nell is the leading suffragette in the United States. She is to run against Belk Coggin for President in the next election. We are afraid Belk will have a hard time defeating her: for she not only has a brilliant

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t Ser-I r .. 1 5 i 4. A- :FU . 1 'I V I. 3.1 . X mL 'Huff' ggigtlinigmgfl mind. but also has such exquisite beauty that we are quite sure all the men will vote for her. C. F. STILES: Clifford has gone upon a large hunting expedition into Australia to capture a very ferocious animal commonly known to man as a squirrel. He has also threatened to bring back the hide of a wild Ukelele. We hope he will not become injured in this dangerous undertaking. S. L. STEMBRIDGE: Sidney Lee is now a thriving farmer and dairyman. He has bought a large number of green glasses for his cattle. He feeds them excelsior: so he must be contemplating going into the lumber business. J. B. TINGLE: I have now come to a weighty subject. Tingle having been appointed dog-catcher for the city of Milledgeville is now running a weiner stand which is netting him great profits. CLYDE VEAL: Clyde has married one of the richest men in the world, viz: Berner Tingle. They live a life of simplicity on Riverside Drive, New York. Any member of the class is always welcome to visit their happy home. F. WALKER: Flem is at Monte Carlo. He rakes in the cold cash as easy as he used to at G. IVI. C. Having learned the art well while he was in school. W. M. WARREN: Wilbur's dream has come true. I see the little log cabin in the woods near the shimmering lake! ,Tis a moonlight night, and there paddling a canoe I see his graceful form. She is sitting by him, and as he looks down into her eyes of blue, surely he must think, this is perfect bliss. A. D. WILLI.AMS2 Dick is in this very city on his honeymoon, having married late in life. and after a very interesting career in different parts of the world where he had won both fame and fortune. After achieving for him- self a place in the hall of fame, and winning enormous wealth through the publication of his twenty volumes on How to Overcome Your Bashfulnessf, he returned to Milledgeville and found his boyhood sweetheart still waiting for him with every confidence that he would some day muster up sufficient courage to pop the question. Just how so brilliant and handsome a man es- caped for all these years only to fall victim to the darts of Cupid at last, his- tory doth not record. All is well that ends well. fvrj .3-Q., 1 . ur , I .. sz Lx I tl I 5