Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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ff. . ,v L1-' up-Q-'i K A 4 tg 8 - Y V sf '21, H. ,vi .'w. f , ::' 'ik .L 1 t I 3' g 'I' v uf? v'--H f - ' ' ' ' V ' yi 1 . - ., . ,L Nlwfnpfesdudtbinvdf M V ,.-.gf-.9 Q I Az m- 4, F .,x.'!f'. su wild life, having a girl in every port on the globe. He speaks seven lan- guages and twelve dialects. Next year he is considering teaching Chinese to the Ethiopians of South Africa. We prophesy a great success for him, for we all knew Bill well at school. C. P. GLEATON: Gleaton is now teaching physics and rhetoric in the university of Mongolia. Before he became a professor, he tried the experi- ment of 'iraising hell in Siberia in order to increase the temperature sev- eral degrees, but we are sorry to say he was taken for a bolshevik and con- sequently had to abandon this noble idea. We sincerely hope he will be able to complete this work in years to come. BENNETT CILMORE: Bennett is a very successful electrician. He is classed with Edison on account of having invented many electrical appli- ances. His greatest invention is a small machine which transforms cigar- ette ducks into the most delicious tobacco that can be imagined. We are sorry to say he has produced only 946 of these machines and that all of these he uses for his own private necessities. He is thinking seriously of selling his patent to the DOG and CHAPMAN TOBACCO CONCERN, Milledge- ville, Ga. V lVlAT HINES: Mat, was very successful at Tech, having led his class and making a record that has been unprecedented in the history of the school. He is now an engineer for the Baldwin County Sewer Company. A beau- tiful suit of clothes has been furnished free. He not only lays sewer pipes, but also works the roads. He gets his board free, and seems to be very con- tented with life. C. H. HORNE: Carlos has married a beautiful young lady from Mil- ledgeville and has four darling little girls. His success as a chemical en- gineer has been very encouraging indeed. He is now trying to discover why Milledgeville drinking water is muddy. He has also advanced several theo- ries as to why ice freezes at the North Pole. His book entitled, '6Why the Milky Way Has Never Turned to Clabberfi has gained him a name that will rank him with Shakespeare, Dante and other eminent writers throughout the ages to come. R. P. MIKELL: Bob is the head of The Mikell HBlondineing,' Company. He has made a great deal of money among the Ethiopians in the south. He guarantees that one bottle of this magic fluid will make the blackest African as white as snow. He has also invented a machine that will make kinky hair QIN1 R-fz1s.s-tra -s-. .- :L 5 I ' . . fa , V - ,p'lr!L..-1--YJ ig.. Y , Y' rw J r Y .:, ,J f' T f .e ., -nw ya' ex,

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beckoned to us. I drew close to him. and bending my head low gazed with open mouth and wondering eyes upon the scene before me. There standing before me was our class president. J. Berner Tingle, who. with beaming vgun. tenance and bright smiles. introduced to us Lovick Alfriend. one of our most beloved students. L. P. ALFRIEND: Lovick. having a natural bent for physics, has made it his life work. After much research and hard labor, he has published a book entitled. Why Bivers Do Not Flow liphillfi It is a very interesting book Iso he says! and is sold for the nominal sum of ten cents. He is now labors ing upon the unaccountable phenomina. Why the U. S. Went Dry. tVl'e sincerely hope he can lind the root of evil and remedy ith. BANKS. O. O.: Olin is now a professional boxer. having been tutored by Battling Minns. He is having a hard time finding some one to box with since he knocked out ,lack Johnson. L. R. BENNETT: Lawrence. tcontrary to popular opinionl. has achieved a great name and high social position in Africa. It is said he has been seen with the noted African chief Colash. and has often paid calls upon his daugh- ter, Dinah. who is desperately in love with him. He is commander-in-chief of the kings army. having defeated one squad of the Abyssinians with only 1000 men. It was a remarkable victory. B. H. BETTS: Robert is still running the ladies wild just like he used to when he was at G. M. C. He is married and has eight children. Not all are his however: for the third time he married he married a widow with live children. He has been very successful in business, each of his wives having been worth at least a half million. H. L. BRYAN: Harold is now an advertising agent for E. E. Bell Dry Goods Store. His mode of advertising is unique. His special line is ladies' ready-to-wear clothing. He carries live models with him for exhibition. It is needless to say he has met with an overwhelming success in business. A. B. COGGIN: Belk as you all know followed his natural vocation. i. e., oratory. Having completed Yale at the age of twenty-three. he became a lawyer. He was later sent to Congress and is now Secretary of State. It is thought that next election he will run for president of the United States. We all have great confidence in Belk and are glad to know he is meeting with such success. W. T. FOWLER: Bill is now in the Navy. It is reported he leads a rather

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fc .v , X' . A!- straight. His marvelous soap that will make the skin as soft as horse hide has also netted him great profits. A. L. MOORE! Alton is a very rich man. He and Berner Tingle went in business together and purchased that noted corporation now called the Moore and Tingle Tanlac Company. On all sign boards and advertisements you may see these two posing. Alton represents the patient before taking Tanlac and Berner represents him after taking Tanlac. They warrant that it only takes three bottles to produce this wonderful change. Their motto is: Money back if not satisfied. C. W. PARRISH: Way'ne is keeper for the animals at the New York zoo. He makes a specialty of training monkeys. His manner of training is a rather unusual but a very effective one. He simply hypnotizes the creatures and then commands them to comply with his wishes. lt is rumored he made love to one of the females while under his hypnotic power and was sur- prised at the way she responded to his tender caresses. LOVICK PIERCE: Lovick on account of his great beauty and handsome form is now in the Ziegfield Follies of Browrfs crossing. He has such win- ning ways that the girls of the great metropolis have gone wild over him. l have heard he is a great home Wrecker, but we hope this report is false: for Lovick did not strike us as being that kind of boy. 0. F. PITTMAN: Otho has cultivated his dancing and is now considered one of the best dancers in the United States. He has accepted a position as dancing teacher for the king of lVIesepotania's daughter. It is a life-long job, for she is said to be as graceful as a sea-lion. HELEN RILEY: Helen is now in the moving pictures. She was origin- ally with the Mack Sennett Scenario Company but has now succeeded Theda Bara in the Paramount Company. She has succeeded in performing a most marvelous feat she has vamped the noted Bill Rowland. W. J. ROWLAND: Bill is nothing but a star gazer. We may see his as- tronomical work published in the Dodson's Livertone Almanac. Bill's fa- vorite star is Venus from whom he has learned a great deal on the subject of love. Helen had a hard task when she caught Bill, but she finally suc- ceeded. They live on Pikes Peak, so Bill will be near his work. NELL SIMS: Nell is the leading suffragette in the United States. She is to run against Belk Coggin for President in the next election. We are afraid Belk will have a hard time defeating her: for she not only has a brilliant