Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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1 I Fffvi! 'r '- ,,,,f Yxff' ES ui t I : , . , nt. 1 , ' ' 'Q' I!.fH.'?'T9f, 'ft -QL ...eggs- '-Sd! 'I e I 1 Capt- Sibley: Fussell why are you out 1' of step? ' Fussell: I'm mixed up this week. sir. A V7 Williams: What is your favorite sport? gif' Tingle: Eating ham sandwiches. A. u jr lil Rowland IA! Hawaiian concertlr I .fl thought they were going to be real Ha- i .. I wauans. Mikell: Well, aren't they? L Rowland: No, they are only people. Bennett fAfter hearing Sgt. Reese talkl : And what country did you say the Philli- , pines were in? f. l lst Cadet: Some girls pay ten dollars 'V for a pair of hose and show nine dollars and a half of them. ,I 2nd Cadet: Then the other fifty cents 'N must be in the shoes. l N. Maj. Rolston: So you have come to the . class again without a pencil? What W, would you say if you saw a cadet report to drill without a rifle? Bryan: I would say he was an officer, sir. Corpl. Rowland lto rookielz When I N give the command halt, you bring the foot wif that is on the ground up beside the one tl which is in the air and remain motionless. li Mikell fAfter sleeping thru hreakfastlz wil Was there anything new this morning? X hParrish: Yes, there was another ily in ,, t e syrup pitcher. l 1 LJ 1 I ij yi l r, , l t,. ,,s:AL.:' 1' g ,, 'L-1 -1, .-.-M 3 .. I lil il' iuxai.iAi'I .'9I'xI , '- ' . g 'A mfwfalfigith ul A Lt.: Let me show you what kind of noise my whistle makes. Sgt. Reese: Never mind my lad I have been tooling one of those d-med ole thunderers ten years. Bennett lexplaining a new movement to the recruitsi: At the command, Right step. March. you place the right foot out to the right fifteen inches and keep on putting it out until Halt is given. A Phrenologist: Major Rolston, you have a pronounced mathematical bump. Maj. Rolston: Yes, that is where my father hit me with a brick for being at the bottom of my class in Arithmetic. Love is the only game in which a pair beats three of a kind- Ist Boy: I bet there are more of Lt. Williams pictures in the annual than any one elses. 2nd Boy: Why? Ist Boy: He is the photographer this year. Warren: My whistle doesn't make enough noise to attract attention. Sgt. Reese: That's all right if yours doesn't go loud enough Major, just call pne of the Sergeants out and let him blow ns. .Iokes are fun makers As you may recall, So what is life then But a joke for us all. R. H. BETTSJ Joke Editor. Q 4 .gi - -,, E J 1-.t..1.,.,.r2.,. A V .ix N . I 5 I 4' ' - - 1 .V - - 1, H7'.:.Bxs fu ' 1-. V. .-- ' , ,..s- 1 : ,gf . .m,,'qi 5.71- Y, -- t , i 4

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Maj. Rolston: What are we studying under composition? Thomas: Our lesson, sir. Williams: Gee! Bo: I wish there was no such thing as money. Sibley: Don't worry we haven't any proof that there is. . Co-Ed tto cadetl: You had better not llall on me any more soon. father is clean' ing his gun. Some girls feel perfectly safe in a taxie with a boy as long as the driver does not look around. ' lst Cadet: The March winds used to blow up the ladies skirts. 2nd Cadet: Well don't they now? Ist Cadet: Impossible, they are already up. fff' 'N fl' T gg. i' ' 1' Y' hwfxh .wqx Maj. Morrison: Who was William I of Prussia? Dunn: He was the DAUGHTER of queen Louise, sir. Maj. Rolston: Who was that laughing out that way? Nell Simms: It was I, sir, I was laugh- ing up my sleeve but there is a hole in the elbow. The three captains were discussing the weakness of their sense of smell due to their respective bad colds: it was decided to test it out. A live goat was placed in a room. Horne went in first and stayed about fifteen minutes. Sibley then went in, but had to emerge after five minutes close communion. Bennett went inside, and in less than two minutes the goat came out. fs ,f D0 f f I W, vt Ong' ob cog 0 ailyl I N fu 'lv ,I -25731 fifflf ' , 1 - ,,f41.f' - 'A 1 x ' X .r 3 4 T 'F' Mft O , hfx 77 1' 0 0 oi ' o o - V ' . a Q if E 9 o B o on U D Q U Q . o Q u 0 Q O D as G. Kiss ME SIBLEY, NOTHING MAKES ME SICK. N A I ,. ' ,un li I 4 t l 1 t 1 1 il 1 l 3 I I

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' we 4 ! ' 'rT. Major Edwards Love Story. Edwards was in a Little', troubleg so he thought. He went Schoe- flin off to the river Banks in order to be alone. The river was Fuller'7 than ever before. It ever Mo-ranf' There was a heavy Cloud overhead but the Poe,' fellow was in love and that made him feel like a sweet YVil- liam He seated himself on a Craig,', thinking seriously. Suddenly he heard a Russell in a near-by tree. looking up he saw a Martin building a nest. Had he not had a good Holt-on a Reid he would have fallen in the lVaters of the nearby Ireland. for he could feel gravity Pullen him down as he sat there. Then he heard a Horne and the Tingle of a Bell. He thought at first that it was a Shepard but looking across the Holland he saw a Black Veal', which Morrison was driving to the K'Maytield. He heard the Hooten of an owl like the Rushin of the waters in River Jordan MiXon with the ocean. All he could think of was the Ivey covered porch where he had stood with his sweetheart a year ago. looking at the Starrs. About that time Lucky Rolston came Riden up on a Cambell bringing Edwards,' a Cow-bel and the news that his fair French maiden of DeVaris had accepted his proposal. He was so overjoyed that he made a Monk,' of himself as he sent forth cries of joy thru the YVoods. In fact he fell like a King or a Farmer either. On the first Day of May he sailed for her. But iirst he went to a Gold- smithn and bought a wedding ring with money he had won on different Betts Soon afterwards he returned from France but was no longer a Freeman as he had marched down the bright for perhaps darkj hall of matrimony. Edwards' brideys parents had been very Slacki' upon her in youth, she therefore had no Hobby's. But in a short time she could Cooki' bread both Brown and 'KDunn'i just as well as any New England Minor, It was neither Crumbly nor Englishy' style. Not long afterward Bonner found Edwards', sitting in the very same spot Bowen his head nearly to the ground and a look in his eye that would Pierce,' Rowland This gave way to a Blank expression when asked his trouble. He said that he was Pondering over the Stiles his wife was i'YVarren in order that she might Kicklighter. Returning home he found the Door settn open and a note in the Kel1oQlje saying that his wife had taken their last Dollah to pay the grocer for some Sammons for which they Odum. ' He waited for her a while but soon got the RicketsH and went to meet her. They returned together about the time the Batts begun to Hy. He was about to Vl'alker to death but they got home just as the Parish priest was passing. So we last leave them with this man ACljfriend to all. . ,. , .3-gjii.. r .0. tri Y 3 'VX .1 1 Sw e if- i Nl za. .54 i will I .a 4 4 I ix it: v 1 l i l K 1 4 T 1 :la