Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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Maj. Rolston: What are we studying under composition? Thomas: Our lesson, sir. Williams: Gee! Bo: I wish there was no such thing as money. Sibley: Don't worry we haven't any proof that there is. . Co-Ed tto cadetl: You had better not llall on me any more soon. father is clean' ing his gun. Some girls feel perfectly safe in a taxie with a boy as long as the driver does not look around. ' lst Cadet: The March winds used to blow up the ladies skirts. 2nd Cadet: Well don't they now? Ist Cadet: Impossible, they are already up. fff' 'N fl' T gg. i' ' 1' Y' hwfxh .wqx Maj. Morrison: Who was William I of Prussia? Dunn: He was the DAUGHTER of queen Louise, sir. Maj. Rolston: Who was that laughing out that way? Nell Simms: It was I, sir, I was laugh- ing up my sleeve but there is a hole in the elbow. The three captains were discussing the weakness of their sense of smell due to their respective bad colds: it was decided to test it out. A live goat was placed in a room. Horne went in first and stayed about fifteen minutes. Sibley then went in, but had to emerge after five minutes close communion. Bennett went inside, and in less than two minutes the goat came out. fs ,f D0 f f I W, vt Ong' ob cog 0 ailyl I N fu 'lv ,I -25731 fifflf ' , 1 - ,,f41.f' - 'A 1 x ' X .r 3 4 T 'F' Mft O , hfx 77 1' 0 0 oi ' o o - V ' . a Q if E 9 o B o on U D Q U Q . o Q u 0 Q O D as G. Kiss ME SIBLEY, NOTHING MAKES ME SICK. N A I ,. ' ,un li I 4 t l 1 t 1 1 il 1 l 3 I I

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P B Tar! u ,.. ., .' Y ,. .Q-lxr, 'L-.l'1.l', , l 4 . 1 1 g ' -...A AT G. M. C. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR- Parish to be serious. Rowland to smile at a girl. Slack to stay off the sick list. Tingle to get up in time for breakfast. Fowler to meet drill regularly. Clyde Veal to arrive in time for Chapel. Helen Riley to work a Trig. problem. Warren to study his lessons. Zehna Chandler to look pale las long as red chemicals are for salel. Coggin. Stembridge and Banks to attend classes five days each week. Commissioned oflicers to stay away from G. N- 81 I. C. Maj. Rolston: You say coming to C. M. C. has made you start to saying your prayers. Gilmore: Yes. sir: sleeping on a double decker is enough to make any one think of after life. A new cadet after eating some bread. a piece of steak and some grits got up and started to his room- You can't leave the table it's against the rules. But I must it's hard wood and my teeth are not so good as they were before I came to G. M. C. If music is the language of the soul then Jazz must be it's profanity. Maj. Morrison: Explain thc open shop policy. Sibley: It is to forget to close the door sir. lst Coalidz I had a boy to press some roses for me last night. 2nd Co-Ed: That's nothing. I had one to press my tulips. Horne: Don't you have all the money you want? Parish: All I want! Wliy' there isn't that much. Parish: They are going to close the library. Maj. Russell: Why is it? Parish: They have just found small pox in the Dictionary. FOOLISH QUESTIONS AT G. M. C. I. Will we have drill to-day? 2. Does my uniform look bad? . V Q '. ' 1? .. ' +rg.q ffi,. V K ,. 3. Will we have grits for supper? 4. Is the Trig. lesson very hard? 5. Has Captain Bennett ever tried to orrow any money from you? 6. Did Capt. Horne get a letter to-day? 7. Did Tingle sleep through reveille morning? B this 8. Is Major Russell hard boiled? A Riverside Cadet while on a visit to C. M. C. thought Riverside could not have a peer on any line what ever. When shown our Academic building, he said. That is not near as large as oursf' When shown our athletic field. he said. That is not near so nice as ours. That night some cadets put a lobster in the bed to he occupied by the visitor. After a while a great commotion was heard in the room. so we went in to see what had caused it. He said. What kind of an animal is that? We told him it was a C. M. C. hed hug! He said. Damn! He must be a young one: you just ought to see the ones we have at R. M. A. Maj. Edwards: Morrison your hair certainly is Auburn. Maj. Morrison: My hair is Auburn but my pocket book is for Tech. -How much? Maj. Rolston: Who was making that noise? Tingle: Nobody. SlI'Q it was only Ben- HBH- Maj. Morrison: Name nine important battles of the Civil War. Sibley: Bull Run. Gettysburg and Seven Days Battle. C . FS: f- ' .,., ,IX , - can . 'A ' si

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1 I Fffvi! 'r '- ,,,,f Yxff' ES ui t I : , . , nt. 1 , ' ' 'Q' I!.fH.'?'T9f, 'ft -QL ...eggs- '-Sd! 'I e I 1 Capt- Sibley: Fussell why are you out 1' of step? ' Fussell: I'm mixed up this week. sir. A V7 Williams: What is your favorite sport? gif' Tingle: Eating ham sandwiches. A. u jr lil Rowland IA! Hawaiian concertlr I .fl thought they were going to be real Ha- i .. I wauans. Mikell: Well, aren't they? L Rowland: No, they are only people. Bennett fAfter hearing Sgt. Reese talkl : And what country did you say the Philli- , pines were in? f. l lst Cadet: Some girls pay ten dollars 'V for a pair of hose and show nine dollars and a half of them. ,I 2nd Cadet: Then the other fifty cents 'N must be in the shoes. l N. Maj. Rolston: So you have come to the . class again without a pencil? What W, would you say if you saw a cadet report to drill without a rifle? Bryan: I would say he was an officer, sir. Corpl. Rowland lto rookielz When I N give the command halt, you bring the foot wif that is on the ground up beside the one tl which is in the air and remain motionless. li Mikell fAfter sleeping thru hreakfastlz wil Was there anything new this morning? X hParrish: Yes, there was another ily in ,, t e syrup pitcher. l 1 LJ 1 I ij yi l r, , l t,. ,,s:AL.:' 1' g ,, 'L-1 -1, .-.-M 3 .. I lil il' iuxai.iAi'I .'9I'xI , '- ' . g 'A mfwfalfigith ul A Lt.: Let me show you what kind of noise my whistle makes. Sgt. Reese: Never mind my lad I have been tooling one of those d-med ole thunderers ten years. Bennett lexplaining a new movement to the recruitsi: At the command, Right step. March. you place the right foot out to the right fifteen inches and keep on putting it out until Halt is given. A Phrenologist: Major Rolston, you have a pronounced mathematical bump. Maj. Rolston: Yes, that is where my father hit me with a brick for being at the bottom of my class in Arithmetic. Love is the only game in which a pair beats three of a kind- Ist Boy: I bet there are more of Lt. Williams pictures in the annual than any one elses. 2nd Boy: Why? Ist Boy: He is the photographer this year. Warren: My whistle doesn't make enough noise to attract attention. Sgt. Reese: That's all right if yours doesn't go loud enough Major, just call pne of the Sergeants out and let him blow ns. .Iokes are fun makers As you may recall, So what is life then But a joke for us all. R. H. BETTSJ Joke Editor. Q 4 .gi - -,, E J 1-.t..1.,.,.r2.,. A V .ix N . I 5 I 4' ' - - 1 .V - - 1, H7'.:.Bxs fu ' 1-. V. .-- ' , ,..s- 1 : ,gf . .m,,'qi 5.71- Y, -- t , i 4