Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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, Q , . .- fu. t,na.,4'v ' , f ' ff .- at' 2::- X 1 4'-Q I ,-. -'Alt ...A bi A I , 2, -5 ' '-'r'g'.Id'Iif1 me ks.-L9 :-sei , . , ', 'N ' -4- t ' ... . i T Y 'I I ll Cadet: Nothing much. they were just I-1 too small for their age. Cadet: Why is it your mother never ll trusts you out alone? Co-Ed: I suppose it is because she knows me better than you do- t They sat alone in the moonlight, She soothed his troubled brow: Dearest I know my life has been fast, But l'm on my last lap pow. h. 1 WHO CARES? 1 You had better lengthen your skirt. ' Huh , You see some man is apt to mistake you for a little girl and try to take you on his t lap. UH. HUH. Capt. Horne: Why are you limping? Do your shoes hurt? , Cook: No sir, but my feet do. Out on the beach she held my hand. I I did not want it to be so: I coaxed. I begged, I swore. but That doggone crab would not let go. Sibley: May I have the next dance with you? Co-Ed: If you press me. Sibley: Wait until we dance. Maj. Edwards: What is Algebra? j Sub-Fresh: It's a pronoun used instead of Arithemtic. l Little skirts of brown l Little waists of white To a G. M- C. rookie Always be polite. V S. F. B. Maj. Morrison: Of what importance , was the battle of Waterloo? Holmes: Gee. Major: It's been so long 1 f since I've studied American history I've I really forgotten. lst Cadet: McSwiney was on a hunger i strike for sixtysfive days. 2nd Cadet: That's nothing, I've been on an involuntary one since September. 't ' - . Qjilitf ,Nj 51: :Af .5fp17ff'f,2. vf'-Masta.: f if In ' ssfg'f '1ftJ24St!1!'1tf ' its mothers arms. remarked to the old negro: 'That child is spoiled. That's what's the matter with it. No. sar: that's the way all little nig- ger babies smell. Maj. Rolston: The next one I see talk- ing in class will have to leave the room. Williams: Look at me quick, Major, before you back out. Oh. her name, it was Irene And she dressed in crepe de chine But you could see more of Irene Than you could the crepe de chine- If we can't get half fare at the picture show. we can at the cafe, Maj. Morrison: How is greenland gov- erned? Williams: It doesn't it Major, belongs to Normandy, Col. Alfriend: Where is M1'. Home to- day? Warren: He's O. D. sir. Col. Alfriend: O, yes: that's On Duty, isn't it. lst Freshman: Why does B come be- fore C in the alphabet? 2nd Freshman: Because we must be be- fo1'e we can see. Maj. Cabell: How many sides has a prism? Student: Two. sir: inside and outside. Maj. Martin fassigning lesson in Phy- sicst: We will go through the force pump for tomorrow. Tingle fin the canteenl: What do you want Bennett? Bennett: O nothing much. Tingle: This is a weiner stand. not a ladies ready to wear store. l A cadet while walking down the street. If G. N. I. girls didn't wear uniforms observed a negro baby crying lustily in what would C. M. C.'? hr ' ' V.- 'QQIM' .' T A K:-wi--T -swf . . af gg ef, .I . y.:5r4g-,..ar.!1 5 j .fs gis- ' ft f A '1?fnTf.L'lf1ii3l5:'1' Yi iff Mmff'-'1f1:,l2,a',:-4,5

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t-if Tl I' 1. s- ft F lst Cadet: What are those trunks doing over there by the stage door? 2nd Cadet: They are the chorus girls' costumes. lst Cadet: Let's go to another show then. lst Co-Ed: I would like to get a man who could look me straight in the eye when he is talking to me. 2nd Cadet: Then you will have to wear THEM longer. Maj. Martin lin biology classt: When you go out on a cold winter morning what do you see on every hand? Hall: Cloves. sir. EXTRACTS FROM A CO-ED'S NOTE BOOK. If a man kisses you on the forehead he admires your brains. it shows that 4This must he why so few men do this.t If he kisses you on the cheek it shows that he is not afraid of lead poisoning. If he kisses you on the chin it shows that he is coming across the next time. If he kisses you on the cheek it shows good taste. and he will usually he has try it again. Waiter: That order of eggs you ordered -how would you like to have them? Cadet: I would like to have them very much indeed. Co-Ed: I don't believe in running the fashions in the ground. Cadet: I had just noticed that you be- lieve in keeping them some distance from the ground. Maj. Rolston: What is the most en- joyable time for you while at C. M- C. Maj. Warren: The time between taps and reveille, that is if I go to bed early. Senior: I heard a preacher say it was a sin for anyone to wear too many clothes, while so many poor people in Europe are freezing. Junior: Then I think most girls should go to heaven. Captain Bennett: tTo a visiting Wes- leyan girltz Are you fond of jokes? Wesleyanite: Oh! I hardly know you yet. Q s .Fl -, r' ,x C. N. I.'S WARNING. Oh you must not flirt with me Nor even wink an eye: For as you know I told you That I go to Cv. N. I. You mustn't let them see you I hope they don't see me For I go to G. N. I. And you go to G. M- C.-lsfbl Very few men can offer their hearts to a girl and still keep their heads. Here's to you my dear And to the one that is not here, my dear But if the dear that is not here. were here, my dear l'd not he drinking with you my dear. iS. F. BJ Cadet: Please let me kiss you? Co-Ed: Mother doe-sn't like kissing. Cadet: Tell her she need not worry, I don't intend kissing her. I don't see anything special Co-Ed: in these crepe de chine dresses. Cadet: Then our tastes are very dif- ferent or you don't look at them in the right LIGHT. CENSORED BY MAJOR ROLSTON. Maj. Rolston: If any of you ever have a chance to go on an ocean trip be sure to take it as I think it will prove educa- tional. Senior: Yes sir. I've heard that if a man had anything in him seasickness will bring it out. SECOND THOUGHT. I saw her on the beach Her name was Elsie Meggs. She was surely a peach- She had such prettyAARMS. Maj. Rolston: Bigamy is the state of affairs which exists when a man has one wife too many. Maj. Moore: No! No! my boy, a man may have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist. Waiter fat breakfastl: What was the matter with those eggs I brought in just now? R- .

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P B Tar! u ,.. ., .' Y ,. .Q-lxr, 'L-.l'1.l', , l 4 . 1 1 g ' -...A AT G. M. C. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR- Parish to be serious. Rowland to smile at a girl. Slack to stay off the sick list. Tingle to get up in time for breakfast. Fowler to meet drill regularly. Clyde Veal to arrive in time for Chapel. Helen Riley to work a Trig. problem. Warren to study his lessons. Zehna Chandler to look pale las long as red chemicals are for salel. Coggin. Stembridge and Banks to attend classes five days each week. Commissioned oflicers to stay away from G. N- 81 I. C. Maj. Rolston: You say coming to C. M. C. has made you start to saying your prayers. Gilmore: Yes. sir: sleeping on a double decker is enough to make any one think of after life. A new cadet after eating some bread. a piece of steak and some grits got up and started to his room- You can't leave the table it's against the rules. But I must it's hard wood and my teeth are not so good as they were before I came to G. M. C. If music is the language of the soul then Jazz must be it's profanity. Maj. Morrison: Explain thc open shop policy. Sibley: It is to forget to close the door sir. lst Coalidz I had a boy to press some roses for me last night. 2nd Co-Ed: That's nothing. I had one to press my tulips. Horne: Don't you have all the money you want? Parish: All I want! Wliy' there isn't that much. Parish: They are going to close the library. Maj. Russell: Why is it? Parish: They have just found small pox in the Dictionary. FOOLISH QUESTIONS AT G. M. C. I. Will we have drill to-day? 2. Does my uniform look bad? . V Q '. ' 1? .. ' +rg.q ffi,. V K ,. 3. Will we have grits for supper? 4. Is the Trig. lesson very hard? 5. Has Captain Bennett ever tried to orrow any money from you? 6. Did Capt. Horne get a letter to-day? 7. Did Tingle sleep through reveille morning? B this 8. Is Major Russell hard boiled? A Riverside Cadet while on a visit to C. M. C. thought Riverside could not have a peer on any line what ever. When shown our Academic building, he said. That is not near as large as oursf' When shown our athletic field. he said. That is not near so nice as ours. That night some cadets put a lobster in the bed to he occupied by the visitor. After a while a great commotion was heard in the room. so we went in to see what had caused it. He said. What kind of an animal is that? We told him it was a C. M. C. hed hug! He said. Damn! He must be a young one: you just ought to see the ones we have at R. M. A. Maj. Edwards: Morrison your hair certainly is Auburn. Maj. Morrison: My hair is Auburn but my pocket book is for Tech. -How much? Maj. Rolston: Who was making that noise? Tingle: Nobody. SlI'Q it was only Ben- HBH- Maj. Morrison: Name nine important battles of the Civil War. Sibley: Bull Run. Gettysburg and Seven Days Battle. C . FS: f- ' .,., ,IX , - can . 'A ' si