Georgia Military College - Recall Yearbook (Milledgeville, GA)

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Want Ads. I.OSTg.tll Iltt' lllllltllltlll, I7i1ule'1' will rc- turn to I.- II. lilENNE'l I'. LOST-My f'Ilf'1'gy. If Iouucl. plvuse no- tify W. 'I'. I OWLIiIl or J. Il. 'I'lNGLI:Q. it may be 1-itlu-rs. AFOIINIJjFo1'ty-tllrev hours ou tht' Hull Ring. I wish sonn: onv would call for them at once. I . DM.-XIIIS. FOR SXLIQ-TII6 top lwtl nf Ll doulmle decker. Ilrrason for sv,-lling. I fn-ll off last night.-C H. I'IOl'llP. WAN'I'ED-Nt.-w low-r. Olml one is ahout worn out-LUX ICR PlIfHIlI'f. FOR S.XI.Ii -One vo111pl1-tv st-t of llll- used senior tr-xt hooks. Apply lo W. M. WARREN. WIANIIIISIJ-A suite' of rooms for light llousekvepingy to lw ovctipiml ulvout June lst.-IXI.X.l. III SSELI-. FOIIND-Solnv lim,-k work I must make up, anyonv wishing to lu-Ip will please call on I. B. TINCLIS. FOR SXl.I'f-Ono full svt of Corporal CI1c'v1'u11s.'-EX-QUIKIII-. NIcNI.'XNNUN. WgXN'I'I1lIJ-AX gootl cle-f1nition of a kiss. I am almsolutvly i111-xp:-1'if-1101-el, .Xny one wishing to aid. ph-asc call W. J. ROW- LAND. FOII IIIQYI' -Sotnv slightly list,-tl Cllew- ing gum. as gootl as 11vu'-IIIfI.I'lN IIILIQY. NEEIJEIJ-So111v i11t:-llrct. Wanted at 0l'lti't'. Sul your own price.-Il. F. DUNN. FOR SALE-Om' hot-clog stuncl. reason for selling: fIipIo111us. Apply during Wwfss to MIKIQLI, X1 TINGLE, WIIQNHR NIEH- CHANTS. LOST-Fourtee-n dollars, also a Illfllll-S sleep. The winner will please call and give another cliancc.-FLEM WALKER. PIOIINDASIDUIK' powcl:-r on Will somr one pleasv tell my my sluvf' wife that girl II at the lJa1'lJer shop. but not from tht inanivurist. Many Thanks-SG'I'. AH WANTED-A photo nf 21 G. NI. C. tu rl:-nt who has llE'Vt?l' loolieltl through a Po lice Gazffttv. this is to go i11 IIHIIIP .-Xpplicamts will plvasf' s HPI-lDl'IIl Dept.. G. BI. C. FOR S.-ILE. our ha and tht- e Big Bargain Countvr. One reclainnfd tooth brush. Ons safety razor. hair brush and vomlm. pair sox. good as IIFW. part of a UIIIIUPIII. Uni' Une .Xny I must stall at once in oral'-r ture- show fare. SWS uw lmfurv H. E. SHAYER. WIpXNTEDi,loIJ as lap Clog for one young lady. bhe must he hotl I glltld Ilill ing and rich. Notify .I- NI. 'I'I'IONIAS. 54 aQs . G I. I 2- . I sl In raise you lvuw

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t-if Tl I' 1. s- ft F lst Cadet: What are those trunks doing over there by the stage door? 2nd Cadet: They are the chorus girls' costumes. lst Cadet: Let's go to another show then. lst Co-Ed: I would like to get a man who could look me straight in the eye when he is talking to me. 2nd Cadet: Then you will have to wear THEM longer. Maj. Martin lin biology classt: When you go out on a cold winter morning what do you see on every hand? Hall: Cloves. sir. EXTRACTS FROM A CO-ED'S NOTE BOOK. If a man kisses you on the forehead he admires your brains. it shows that 4This must he why so few men do this.t If he kisses you on the cheek it shows that he is not afraid of lead poisoning. If he kisses you on the chin it shows that he is coming across the next time. If he kisses you on the cheek it shows good taste. and he will usually he has try it again. Waiter: That order of eggs you ordered -how would you like to have them? Cadet: I would like to have them very much indeed. Co-Ed: I don't believe in running the fashions in the ground. Cadet: I had just noticed that you be- lieve in keeping them some distance from the ground. Maj. Rolston: What is the most en- joyable time for you while at C. M- C. Maj. Warren: The time between taps and reveille, that is if I go to bed early. Senior: I heard a preacher say it was a sin for anyone to wear too many clothes, while so many poor people in Europe are freezing. Junior: Then I think most girls should go to heaven. Captain Bennett: tTo a visiting Wes- leyan girltz Are you fond of jokes? Wesleyanite: Oh! I hardly know you yet. Q s .Fl -, r' ,x C. N. I.'S WARNING. Oh you must not flirt with me Nor even wink an eye: For as you know I told you That I go to Cv. N. I. You mustn't let them see you I hope they don't see me For I go to G. N. I. And you go to G. M- C.-lsfbl Very few men can offer their hearts to a girl and still keep their heads. Here's to you my dear And to the one that is not here, my dear But if the dear that is not here. were here, my dear l'd not he drinking with you my dear. iS. F. BJ Cadet: Please let me kiss you? Co-Ed: Mother doe-sn't like kissing. Cadet: Tell her she need not worry, I don't intend kissing her. I don't see anything special Co-Ed: in these crepe de chine dresses. Cadet: Then our tastes are very dif- ferent or you don't look at them in the right LIGHT. CENSORED BY MAJOR ROLSTON. Maj. Rolston: If any of you ever have a chance to go on an ocean trip be sure to take it as I think it will prove educa- tional. Senior: Yes sir. I've heard that if a man had anything in him seasickness will bring it out. SECOND THOUGHT. I saw her on the beach Her name was Elsie Meggs. She was surely a peach- She had such prettyAARMS. Maj. Rolston: Bigamy is the state of affairs which exists when a man has one wife too many. Maj. Moore: No! No! my boy, a man may have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist. Waiter fat breakfastl: What was the matter with those eggs I brought in just now? R- .