Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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THE CODE OF DERMATOLOGY 1. If it ' s wet, dry it. 2. If it ' s dry, wet it. 3. If these don ' t work, use steroids. 4. If still you don ' t succeed bet- ter have a doctor look at it. Science has produced many weapons against infection, but none quite so relentless as the — PENICILLIN-ACE! 46

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After many years of research, Georgetown ' s gastroenterologist has found the answer to success — One ' Scope in the morning does it. I gargle three times a day, ' In spite of a valiant effort on the part of the pulmonary team, the fact still remains that ' ' You can take Salem out of the country but you can ' t take the tumor out of the lung! Cough! Cough! '

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Endocrinology promises great things for the future while Rheumatology keeps looking for new joints to invade — What are nice guys like you doing in a joint like this? 47