Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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I I I I I I I -fJ keg, W For every group of young men hrought together for trarnrng in Whatever frefd, in addition to sprrituaf motiva- tion, personaf drives and amhrtrons, a cataIIyst suppfyrng dis' crphne and a high standard of achievement seems necessary if the resuft ohtarned rs to he a desirahfe one. fn the administrative echefon of Georgetown Unrverf srty Medrcaf Schoof this joh feIIII to one man, who for many years as Professor of Biochemistry and Assistant Dean supphed the drscrphne, hard vvorfc and high standard of achievement which seemed necessary to hrling a GTi to a GTM. This era ended vvrth' the cIIass of '63, the fast ofthe Hessrans, and for the past fevv years this man of fire and hrimstone has assumed a nevv roIIe. Now as Associate Dean and frnancraf advisor to the students, his hefpfuf under- standing and productive efforts have heen of great aid and comfort to many. - I ft is for this Ioyafty and service to Georgetown University, its Medicaf School and students, that We dedi- cate this coffection of our memoirs to Walter C. Hess with 'sincerest wishes for many years of continued good health and Productivity. ' 'x x

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CONTENTS TO f GRAND ROUNDS. 1 cf. E 11 I, Enom THE GREEK i A TWINING, A PLAITING, A WREATHING. .R A connucorm. jg! w e A -' ' ' Page Murals and Papers. Interior Decoration. gone aWry. ..4................. . . 61 Roundsmanship. The Seventh Almanac Recreation. An Unruly Roulette. . . . . 62-63 The King ol Hearts. Better than Any Ace. .....,..,,...,,.,....,,. . . 64 The Mitral String Sextet. Cardiology, Viewed as the Queen of Arts. . , . . 65 The Song of Gout. A Rheumatologist's Nightmare. . , . . 66 Classilied: Cash and Carrion. The Pulmonist's Clarion. ..,....... , 67 The Almanac Recreations. VIII. Rebus. An Anaplastic Anagram. , . . . . 68 Just a Wee Bit True, Syndicated. Inania Waives the Rules. . , , . 69 Postal Cards. Heme their Theme. ..,..,.,................ , . . 71-72 Wanted. Shotgunning Infectious Disease. ...,........ . , 70 The Endocrine Organ. A Circadian Six-Hydroxy-Herald. ,.,.,. . , 73 The State of Mind. A Gliopolitical Map tor Neuropoliticians. .. .. .. 74 Electricity in the Diseases ol Women. The Short Circuit to Gynecology. ,... ,... . . 75 The Old Sea-Captain's Knots. An Almanac Guide. Gastroenterology. Fil to be Tied. . .. 76 Balloon: Around the World in Eighty Dazes. Alott with Anesthesia! .. .. 77 Roentgentrau. The Emulsion. Emancipated. ,,,.....,..,........,,... , . 78 Miss June. Beauty Through and Through. . , . 79-79a The Song of Scut. No Paean. ....,............. . . 80-80a Zodiak, A Surgical Constellation. Our Milky Whey. . . . . ,.... ..... . . , . , . 81 Catalogue, An Almanac Bonanza. Mail Order Mayhem, in General Surgical Supplies. .,.....,.,.... .. B2-83-B4 A Manual ol Arms: Orthopedics. Her Cupboard. But a Book Will Say Things That a Manual Can't. ,, 85 Marathon. The Emergency Rhoomba. A Danceathon. . , . . . . . . ..........,.,................ . . . . . 86-87 Patent tor a Pump. Ole. ....,....,.............. . . . 88-89 A History ot the Mustachio. On a Razor's Edge. . . , 90 WIVP. Beaming a Very Broad Cast. . . . . 91 Phrenology. Neurosurgery. Caput! .......,.............,,....... ., 92 Patent Medicines: Inlirmarian Oil. The OPD. Bottled-up and Shelved. .. .. 93 Real Estates. Choicest Lots. ........................................,..... . . 94-95 A Child's Credenza ol Verse: Pate de Foie, from a Pediatric Mother Goose. .. .. 96 The Commemorative Issues. VII. Monogram. The Newest Dean. .. 97 The Commemorative Issues. Vlll. Epitaph. In Lieu ot an Epigram. . .. .. 98 Album: Tintypes oi our Families. In Full Many a Parlor, Posed. .,... ,.... , . ..., ,,...,. . . 99-104 The Julian Calendar. A Baker's Dozen ol Months, Augmented. With a Gallery ol our Images. Ab Ovo. ,, ,. 105-133 Patrons and Patronage. Facultative Cherubs. . . . 134

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