Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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ROU D A GAME IN THE DAY OF CLINICIANS WITH A NOD TO STEPHEN POTT ER. REGULATIONS: 1. Each player must wear a long white coat, bow-tie. and smoke his pipe. I'l'rousers and shirt are also in order.l 2. Only one player may come in late, melodically marking his entrance with an ad-lib tap- dance. 3. No facts may be given without being hidden amidst 16 meaningless polysyllabic words. 4. Brief case and pearl books may be reierred to only when the Senior Student is one-up. 5. Only those on a first name basis with Proc, George, Bob. Irv Etc. may participate. 6. Spin both wheels. adding their algebraic sum to determine the 5 1 number of spaces for each move, and advance to the appropriate box. Except: a. If at any time both wheels indicate frowns on the 'faces of the respective chieis. you are 'out' of the game. b. lf at any time both wheels indicate smiles on the faces of the respective chiefs, advance twice the number of spaces as obtained by totaling both wheels. You are that much further along toward obtaining a coveted residency. 7. Advance to the appropriate space: emulate the cor- responding quip, do your best to finish before the others, in which case you achieve the enviable status of GT S. .se - - ts. : : L H ge E 5 22' .2 use 5 ,.,. nv. , -, ui e . .,. .,, N - - , ,, . E 35' EE g ai 5 6 5 Q-'E 292 Sl. E g Sn- 33 it :BCS J... -el . .2204 .es :nga E52 Jw:-Q 2'5E VH' ur 2 0 L fu: 1: E N!-, ua aa 3' azz: . '02 5 M' '- 5.235 52 -3 zz S523 .s:.. 5 'FEE e' -or ,. zu.. rv--5.3 ,,--4, -.E , E 3 rv -A 2 . 5-4 -5- 5 v n-,, :si-U 2:22 25-ef: EE-'E .fr a: :E E: S: 1: gym : mga zg --,,,m,,mm.1-,,,,,,, ., J, , , ,Muni um ,,5.,,,,M.i .-,.1m,,,,,.l:.,,,,,-V, , ,,,,,,,. . 1 1 - 4 . I I I 5 Z 2 'toaaq 2 . . 2 Z 5 1 5 1 2 2 2 E c 1 f f 4 f .4 ' 5 1 5 Q S 4 5 f 5 4 D 5 1 I I I I 4 g 5 5 5,41 . ,H ,,,,,,.mm,,,,,. W, .,,,,.,,.,.1,,.,..,,,,,,,, wmm,mmI,n,. V f ' I I I I ..,, , ,,,,,., ,,,,,,..,.... . ,. . 6 Standardile , j your wheels. 1 rl N . ft' Q. 1 fall' 1 ' 1 I X' 9 1 ' ' x -A 7 1 ' f : - a L y , gr E 5 Modestrno. . 1-2 vil, gum Shgtgggm, Src Play. Memo Gamhlt. Pushed 35-E, ..H youd 'eau 'he angina' .lohl I meant lo tell you. by a subordinate, torla Egg? Q lifemyufe, Hamer, ,mpg buddy, you misspelled 'n.r- longer vacation, slip 5555 I trnovr that the s ndrom as NWS WHY. GCI'l0ll1K. NUI ' ' 2+ rffx y e' hong tSICJ In that originally described. was IISI NMA PIECE vt YWYS- 0 - dow me 3 meme. f nephrotic not , , -F nephritic. ox? . Conference. their int I The Synonym Strata- I gem. lim, Loved your article in the latest JCI. Uh! Was that an- other Jandl? laboratory. Deploy. Before l answer that doctor, show me the ttct. ltun me a micro pretty , quick. lt the student stumps you. deploy him on an errand, white you ' thumb your pearl book. I The patient: a Munchausen. An MGM Manoeuver t Art Gratia Artane J: 5 I don't think he's taking with a ' Beta-Coproporphyrin ot .Z Mgms! Ito one can keep straight the 40 odd porphyrins. let alone their serum levels. lone up on them, order them, ' cite them to a silent, stunned circle ot rounders. 1 ....,...,.,,,, ,,,,, , , . . .Elin hen. ' as lt'lt'lt'7t'lt'7I'lt'lt'7t'7t'lt'7t'7I' 9.

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A Collection of Elegant Papers for the Decoration of Those Problem-Spots in your Mortuary. The Geschicter Montage-An Artistic Epitome of this Famous Pathologist. Measuring twelve by twenty Handsome Feet Available too The Robbins Montage, The Lichtenstein, and The Jaffe-Frieze, as well as Wallpapers of Distinction. 'Mid Friends Do I Labor', Virchow v- . bn v . Y N1 S, I5 ', X , X , I b Q, I ,., 0 H X A f A l seg. XX ' , 1 0 .,. - , 1,2 - . 1 F 53 xt' - 1 . l l ' 1 ' t- 1 ' I :Z I ix XX 1 ze ffv . ms? Zuckerkandl Designed by Tanya , 11. A A . . is ns t ,A 4 t ,Q , 1,1 t H Hp, - M K,f it N i r Tw 4 1 . if il F , T 1 t 5 -i t ll, lv, W N' :f 'B .rr ' '- Y s ' lm' mf, .lt A . '- wi l fit' l F , if A' Q I' 1 :L ' t', it ..qy F eq .Q Zuckerkuss Snickeranee Designed by Designed by Dardin Chung

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MANS!-IIP PUTTERING ABOUT IN HIS GARDEN OF LITTLE PLOYS AND CHURLS. PIECES: 1. 12 Abstracts from '59-62 South African Journal of Medicine, Ar- chives of One-Upsmanship, Articles of Confabulation. 2. Copy of: 'Pathophysiologic Mechanisms to Contuse your Colleagues'. 3. Long White Coat with flare pockets and a staid bowtie. 4. Pipe. with pouch ot Stercobilin Aromatic Tobacco. 5. Set of Heel-taps. B. Pearl- Book and Brief-Case. 7. Table ot Lab Values. in Chinese. B. Nat's Famous Finger Flexors. 9. One set of Bongo Drums to accompany citations from the African Journals. 10. Synopses ot Verbal Cholera. I ll S ll. One 12 oz. iar of Journal Tenderizer. Uournalasel. 12. One One- Way ticket to California. 13. 10 Litre tank of Compressed Hot-Air. 14. Let the Gamesman be represented by small, handy items to mark not only his position on the board. but also his larger status in lite. The Clerk, then, might be represented by a lavender Vacutainer top: the Intern by a domino ot sugar, symoblic of his stamina: and. the Resident by an ampoule of Dilaudid. emblem ot his Narcotic License: the Attendings by thumbnails, typical ot their sketches: and. the Chief, by a porcelain Dove, typical of his Placidity. xx l l l .. .W c ..,t.-,,..g ... . .. ... , .... ....-......t :N W. M... ...aw Moat... -as------5--sc I .Iegher's Room. 5 I 2 s s al- I . . . 2 6 5 25: 2,2 'U s s Q--A 2 5 -v 5 g 5 5 5 5 An In Memorlam Ploy of Q g M NN 3 z 5 Ple51ralIs. Ah, but the cor- ,QL 5 3 5 rec peural ol erudirlymls E - I 9' ' : 9, Q ol epnlldlmides. , 41:15 I -a : u 5 5 , : 17- 2 ii' s....sccwuM5sc-. C. N . 5 - : -- : . .. ... . . . . : -. .5 -- H- I UN -1 - N ...H aw..-A sm s l f . . g. 3 0 9.3 3 F, 0 5 5 5:51 3 , - 5 5 Illlln. Exactly Chlet, lt as -u 52 1' .gm-3 :gg ' 3312. X-' better ln be sale than 'gf' z 5 .Q ng :: E 'w .2 5 sorry. alle 0 -4 g ' 5 'G .1 N - . ' 2 mg gg- -.3 f ' : 5 ' S 'V' x- . N 0 A , I I - ' 2:7 'D .5 5'f ... ' E 5 g B 5 5...wucxwcwxuxxm..c.5 E E 'Z -4 'IL ? -. EL' 5 5....mcs.snwxsxxcXxxxxci 2 2 -5 'ff : -E 3 A 5 Conversion Stralegem. 5.2 'mi 'D I gg-'3 : Well what would that be 'fy 'g,,g 5,-1 :L S N . E 55 on the Centlgrade scale, tt' ' ' ' ' E 'S ' 2 : V t 5 doctor? Very lew keep S I' : ' ' it 5 slralght those Farenhelt- 5. ...xcxx C cunu....u55 1 cenuglade wnmsmn ,ul 5 or-o 2 2 tors. Sooner than later, we 'fe l '75 ' E some dune wll tail the S S I EQ I Cenligrade. ' 3 ' 5 2:3 N , E 5 s Q- Q s aft s 5 Knew, H ,,,,,x,,, 1 xtncn5-.-uCcsx- Hume 5 op. cn. sam nu. weve S F 5 always been more attentive 5 74 A to electrode olacement, than you. Dudley White : commended us ln nrlnl tor E- ,. , P5 s 5 that and he's just about W 3 52. E Q 5 E a nerlect dipole. go gg' 5 I I D' -1 re 2 : 5.,c5wx.x5.e...xaxc5-.xcQ :IE E 2 5 ,, 5 1 5 -0. .... . 5 . IEEE? 5 5 X 5 5 Parsimonious Pra PI 3 -' fl ' qi, ' Its dandy work, larry 2 4 but don'l you lhlnk yo , N should assay the bilges a 5 5 welI?' 5 I 5 5 ' ...N m, f N..- .' for ' 1' ' 1 ,1 . ' 5 '1 . , ,- jf' , as ya' ps as as 5 My s XA L A EA ' r .. fs e r 21 a f 4' Lf - ajax! . 'J , ., 'f- A , - ' ei-'zfwif ' , , A. .lx . L N A , 1.2464 2,5 ' xg V 'i ' ' av? 1 ff 'f H ,QL