Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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CONTENTS TO f GRAND ROUNDS. 1 cf. E 11 I, Enom THE GREEK i A TWINING, A PLAITING, A WREATHING. .R A connucorm. jg! w e A -' ' ' Page Murals and Papers. Interior Decoration. gone aWry. ..4................. . . 61 Roundsmanship. The Seventh Almanac Recreation. An Unruly Roulette. . . . . 62-63 The King ol Hearts. Better than Any Ace. .....,..,,...,,.,....,,. . . 64 The Mitral String Sextet. Cardiology, Viewed as the Queen of Arts. . , . . 65 The Song of Gout. A Rheumatologist's Nightmare. . , . . 66 Classilied: Cash and Carrion. The Pulmonist's Clarion. ..,....... , 67 The Almanac Recreations. VIII. Rebus. An Anaplastic Anagram. , . . . . 68 Just a Wee Bit True, Syndicated. Inania Waives the Rules. . , , . 69 Postal Cards. Heme their Theme. ..,..,.,................ , . . 71-72 Wanted. Shotgunning Infectious Disease. ...,........ . , 70 The Endocrine Organ. A Circadian Six-Hydroxy-Herald. ,.,.,. . , 73 The State of Mind. A Gliopolitical Map tor Neuropoliticians. .. .. .. 74 Electricity in the Diseases ol Women. The Short Circuit to Gynecology. ,... ,... . . 75 The Old Sea-Captain's Knots. An Almanac Guide. Gastroenterology. Fil to be Tied. . .. 76 Balloon: Around the World in Eighty Dazes. Alott with Anesthesia! .. .. 77 Roentgentrau. The Emulsion. Emancipated. ,,,.....,..,........,,... , . 78 Miss June. Beauty Through and Through. . , . 79-79a The Song of Scut. No Paean. ....,............. . . 80-80a Zodiak, A Surgical Constellation. Our Milky Whey. . . . . ,.... ..... . . , . , . 81 Catalogue, An Almanac Bonanza. Mail Order Mayhem, in General Surgical Supplies. .,.....,.,.... .. B2-83-B4 A Manual ol Arms: Orthopedics. Her Cupboard. But a Book Will Say Things That a Manual Can't. ,, 85 Marathon. The Emergency Rhoomba. A Danceathon. . , . . . . . . ..........,.,................ . . . . . 86-87 Patent tor a Pump. Ole. ....,....,.............. . . . 88-89 A History ot the Mustachio. On a Razor's Edge. . . , 90 WIVP. Beaming a Very Broad Cast. . . . . 91 Phrenology. Neurosurgery. Caput! .......,.............,,....... ., 92 Patent Medicines: Inlirmarian Oil. The OPD. Bottled-up and Shelved. .. .. 93 Real Estates. Choicest Lots. ........................................,..... . . 94-95 A Child's Credenza ol Verse: Pate de Foie, from a Pediatric Mother Goose. .. .. 96 The Commemorative Issues. VII. Monogram. The Newest Dean. .. 97 The Commemorative Issues. Vlll. Epitaph. In Lieu ot an Epigram. . .. .. 98 Album: Tintypes oi our Families. In Full Many a Parlor, Posed. .,... ,.... , . ..., ,,...,. . . 99-104 The Julian Calendar. A Baker's Dozen ol Months, Augmented. With a Gallery ol our Images. Ab Ovo. ,, ,. 105-133 Patrons and Patronage. Facultative Cherubs. . . . 134

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'k A TABLE OF ti I . -...N ' I THE GREAT li . Ei 'fe 'V V f si AND THUS, BY EXTENSION, A 3 ., g y r l i' L lb oun TITLE IS TAKEN nl llllllwd SYN-TREPEIN: A TURNING TOGETHER., 3- If IKEA? cf 5' . fm. Lf ' The Title Page. Page Stamped in a whole galaxy ot types. our titlepage inaugurates this book all suitably. . . . l The Contents. A Key to Our Many Compartments. . , , , . .,.. . . . . . 2-3 The Commemorative Issues. I. An Inscription. Virtually chiselled into Stone., .. 4 The Commemorative Issues. II. A Dedicatory Tablet to Dr. Walter Hess. , . 5 A Letter from Dr. Hussey. On the Stationary ot his Newly-assumed Post. ....,...,............ . 6 The Commemorative Issues. III. A Memorial Engraving with A Brief Eulogy on the Hussey Deaconate. ......... 7 The Commemorative Issues. IV. A Coin. Struck for the Occasion, after the likeness of Father Bunn. our President. . , . 8 The Commemorative Issues. V. A Pennant Towards Dr. Schnider. ,,., . , , . . . . , , . 9 It'sReverse:AMotto. . . ,,,.,.....,,.,....,.....,..,....,....... .. 10 The Commemorative Issues. VI. A Brazen Shield, A Wooden Cross. Templates of the Times. . . . , . 11 The Phases of the Moon. The Administration, cycled most auspiciously. , .. I2 The Senior Section: Introductory. The Presidium Proclaims. , , .. 13 A Gallery oi New Physicians: Surmounted with Symbols, and in Clinical Groups. . . , . 14-37 The Almanac Recreations. I. Colonel Bob's Coloring Book, for the Graduate's Crayons. . . . , . 38 Stereoptikon. Adding Depth to Our Maturation. . . ..,, ...,......,.,. . . 39 The Almanac Recreations. II. Der Praktikalengame. Rules and Machinery. ,. ,, 40 A Notorious Sheet oi Notarized Trace-Paper. . . . 41a Cadavera, Labels. and Libel. .. , ., , , .. . .,.. ...... . . ..,.. .. ... 4lb The Almanac Recreations. II CContinuingl. The Gameboard, Harkening back to a Hectic Year. .,.,.,......, . .. 42-43 Pests and Pesticides. An Almanac Bulletin. Endemic Entomology, Currying I-'avour with Preventive Medicine. . . .. A44 Seed Packets. A Burpee Pharmacopeia. . . . , , ..,,. . . . . 45-46 Rorshach, Towards Better Insight. Psychiatry. en Blot. ,,,..,..,,..,..,, ,,,., ..,... . . 47 The Almanac Recreations. III. Maze. Ethics. with Theseus its Thesis: Equity in a Labyrinth. . .. . . 48 Woodcut. De Fabrica Historiae Medicinae, atter Titian. . . ..,,,,. , , , .. 49 Menu. For the Biophysical Gourmet. . . , , . , . . , . ,,.,,.,.. .....,. , , , . . . . . 50-51 pHiz-qUiz. The Fourth Almanac Recreation. Back to the Benches. with Gin and Camera. .. 52 Snip. The Filth Almanac Recreation. Tabs on the Togs ot the Biochemist. ..,.. .. 53-54-55 A Canticle to Doctor Hess. Solemnizing our Dedication, for Everyman's Harmonium. . . . . 56 The Almanac Recreations. VI. Ministry of Cultures. Tripple-crossing the Microbiologist. , . . 57 Twenty-Two Across. Lo! The Diabolical Follicle! . . , . . 58 59 Iniostation. A Nickelodeon! Reel ot Tropical Medicine. . . . . The Gelchicter Montage. Memorabilia of the Man. . . 60

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I I I I I I I -fJ keg, W For every group of young men hrought together for trarnrng in Whatever frefd, in addition to sprrituaf motiva- tion, personaf drives and amhrtrons, a cataIIyst suppfyrng dis' crphne and a high standard of achievement seems necessary if the resuft ohtarned rs to he a desirahfe one. fn the administrative echefon of Georgetown Unrverf srty Medrcaf Schoof this joh feIIII to one man, who for many years as Professor of Biochemistry and Assistant Dean supphed the drscrphne, hard vvorfc and high standard of achievement which seemed necessary to hrling a GTi to a GTM. This era ended vvrth' the cIIass of '63, the fast ofthe Hessrans, and for the past fevv years this man of fire and hrimstone has assumed a nevv roIIe. Now as Associate Dean and frnancraf advisor to the students, his hefpfuf under- standing and productive efforts have heen of great aid and comfort to many. - I ft is for this Ioyafty and service to Georgetown University, its Medicaf School and students, that We dedi- cate this coffection of our memoirs to Walter C. Hess with 'sincerest wishes for many years of continued good health and Productivity. ' 'x x