Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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, -r-frf'-F . A,,,i . . ,Q TAKE SHEARS TO YOUR PEERS Childsplay for the Scientific Set. A Paper 'tx R eat' Ysllag 'yr V .. 1113 ' -is 'gee lzkezeg, ' Caper For Professional Cut-ups. Cut on the l N K Dotted line and dress the Paper Dolls in 'ff the Haberdashery of your choice. X' ,hd - H A U . ,lf P S .I 5 ' A Vlgorlldks largest collection y e MW V Q - I f V : o gu a lone. ' W ww'-1-.. ' M- 1 'PSE-3 4 , an in .' 'V . ' ,I i .. A X' is 1 ,, .1 1. ll I I 'LTV Pg F 'I S I, It I' e. -A , ,,v, .g :rs ,-a:,,h i ' S S 3 A Magicians' cap used 2' xr l fs S S ' ' ' Y -. Q5 in mesmerizing entire V, j -' 1 S 3 5 P 2 '- freshman classes. N 1 s S ff,-ff 'if 1 Sturdy axe for splitting l foo- Jah S, I stubborn polypeptides. f fit 15 s 'P 2 if 3,1 .- - x N Vg- ' Q- fi ...f Lf' 5 5 Hip bootslfor l anecdotal material. l , , 2 ' 5 F l . o 5 ' :ll . ffg' . I l K' fgi gf A? - ' 4 ,- .l . gl T l g rg .- i if if l - 'fa 1 . , o . 'i ' 1. A f 'K' . it is -of , l its WALTER Hass Pho. i 5 . l . ' , f , W if-.zlf f' ' f nl ,JV 5 Membership jacket in Z ' K f . . 3, Z, local hot rod club. E . 1 fll ' It fl 2 EZ, .- .- X V w . ',.. 1 X . 9 lp- fi -2fi,.1q,,2 i fg, . - -355 A l 0' l , f.. . l , ' A . A 'i'A Ni k . A . fffwfb' l. J '.Wi 1 . ,4 . .' - l --i V ' - , -' A N ...il i fs - . , ' if VJ is El t' i Eiufpmenf fof we l X at fi : foiilipiiiih with clinical clerks. . ,V ' 1 -N 'f ' 1 . y expanding authority. . t V X.. N? ' K l V57 WILLIAM H. HORNER, M.D., Ph.D., Ch. Ler. yi , fp ' 'i-' ., .. ' l1'f-Fratllxys film' ' fl tr- f ' l, ',-- X vlyk u mfg W Spare wheel for 'K : K Krebs' Cycle. ,hgx A , H, 'iaiffo g Self-propelled motorized eraser for eliminating - , wmv ' , 'u.,f3. - f f ' 41 g U i intricate biochemical reactions faster I, ,- 5 Q A ' 5 . 'fx 1 than the students can copy them. - Miki V A ikxx ,, A l - S i l is fi . u Mm T .i , if . . ,L M .. ,ll ' -za r, M .uilirwiiuf ifl-l' ...-L' MWA, hmyimlm l rd 'Hui' 1.1 Fireman 's helmet for Special curved pointer for adverse laboratory conditions. getting around involved formulas. Fireproof coat for 5 evening wear with helmet. 3

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PHIZ qU1Z Below you lind a series of pictures commemorating revolutionary- discoveries that have propelled diagnostic medicine to its present horizon of greatness. Designed to test your fund of knowledge and ability to think. Try yourself and see how you compare with top journal eaters around the country. 8 out of 9-Excellent . . . deserves appointment as Professor and Chairman Department of History ot Medicine. 8 out ot 9-You had a copy of the test before hand and threw one question to make it look good. 7 out ot 9-You are approaching the altar ot medicine, don't look now your compulsion is showing. 8 out of 9-Safety lies in being with the rest ot the boys. 5 out ot S-You belong in dental school. 4 out of 9-You belong in law school. 3 out ot 9-Forget the Berry plan, rejoin the ROTC. Under 3-You spent all your time studying Biochemistry. ty, if K' 2 l 'Hs' ug l In t 0, i A 5. ts 2 Q T 1- s I 1 ' Q1 1 ' W X , - 3- -.fl ' ' nf . . I Q. .' . ' , - . A 'X . . -' '1 ' ' The Above Great Moment In Medicine may be Correctly Identified as: l The Invention of the Macke Machine 2 Pavlovian Hi-Jinx 3. The Escape from Erythron Island 4 The Invention of the Turtle Board The Bloom on MiLody .A 1 ' N 3.5 U-.-V t Ki! 1 . .X i J SSA' ' A V. . is Most Likely Due to: 1. The 2. The 3. The 4. The Stuart Factor Hageman Factor Max Factor Fudge Factor 's Cheek i'4'ff The Second Great Moment In Medicine may be Correctly Identified as: 1. Hippocrates et al., discovering Earth Air Fire and Water 2. I-Iippocrcxtes et al., discovering Fire Water 3. Galen, iumiqating his Laboratories 4. The Explosion ot the Phlegm-and-Blood, Black-and-Yellow Bile Theory By the Scientific Method 'v And. the Third Great Moment in Medicine may be Correctly Identified CSI I. The First Demonstration of After Potential in the Lumbricals of the Index Finger . The First Demonstration ot the Potential of the Index Finger n u 2 3. The Invention of the Conjugate Diameter V at 4 . Kid Glove Tactics -:et I We i The Bloom on MiI.ady's Bosom is Most Likely Due to: l. Exogenous Estrogens 2. The Flower of Youth 3. The Rose of Tralee 4. An Elegant Experiment in Applied Gardening The Rats in the Photograph Above Give Graphic Evidence: l. Of Creativity 2. That There's more to Things than Fight or Flight 3. Of the GastroCoIic Reflex 4. For Walter B. Careful

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