Georgetown University School of Medicine - Grand Rounds Yearbook (Washington, DC)
- Class of 1963
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'- X Wa I .. , , 1:2 '7l T' ifllg li MIM - . gi x n p x gx . f lil' X i ll . , HIPPOCRATIC OATH I swear by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius, and Health and All-heal, and all the gods and goddesses, that, according to my ability and judgment, I will keep this Oath and this stipula tion-to reckon him who taught me this Art equally dear to me as my parents. to share my substance with him. and relieve his necessities if required: to look upon his offspring in the same footing as my own brothers: and to teach them this precept lecture. and every other mode of instruction. I will impart a knowledge of the Art to my own sons, and those of my teachers and to disciples bound by a stipulation and oath according to the law of medicine, but to none others. I will follow that system of regimen which. according to my ability and judgment, I will consider for the benefit of my pa tients. and abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous I will give no deadly medicine to anyone if asked, nor suggest any such counsel: and in like manner I will not give to a woman a pessary to produce abortion. With purity and with holiness I will pass my life and practice my Art. I will not cut persons laboring under the stone, but will leave this to be done by men who are practitioners of this work. Into whatever house I enter I will go into them for the benefit of the sick, and will abstain from every voluntary act of mischief and corruption: and, fur ther, from the seduction of females or males. of freemen and slaves. Whatever. in connection with my professional practice or not. in connection with it, I see or hear, in the life of men which ought not to be spoken of abroad, I will not divulge, as reckoning that all such should be kept secret. While I continue to keep this Oath unviolated. may it be granted to me to enjoy life and the practice of the Art, respected by all men. in all times! But should I trespass and violate this Oath may the reverse be my lot! EX LIBRIS gVQUf VCHQC! CQO1fl1flC!S of GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY THE sunnuijyv IVIEUIEINE An Omnibook, An Almanac and A Pleasureable Catalogue Complete and Replete with ALE. MANNER GF SMART RGTGGRAVURE REPRESENTATEVE PHOTGGRAPH5, and DAGUERREG TYPES with Canticles Verses and Humorous Commentary and Games Entertainments Diversions Zodlacs and Reclpes with Mail Order Opportuniti 'k A TABLE OF ti I . -...N ' I THE GREAT li . Ei 'fe 'V V f si AND THUS, BY EXTENSION, A 3 ., g y r l i' L lb oun TITLE IS TAKEN nl llllllwd SYN-TREPEIN: A TURNING TOGETHER., 3- If IKEA? cf 5' . fm. Lf ' The Title Page. Page Stamped in a whole galaxy ot types. our titlepage inaugurates this book all suitably. . . . l The Contents. A Key to Our Many Compartments. . , , , . .,.. . . . . . 2-3 The Commemorative Issues. I. An Inscription. Virtually chiselled into Stone., .. 4 The Commemorative Issues. II. A Dedicatory Tablet to Dr. Walter Hess. , . 5 A Letter from Dr. Hussey. On the Stationary ot his Newly-assumed Post. ....,...,............ . 6 The Commemorative Issues. III. A Memorial Engraving with A Brief Eulogy on the Hussey Deaconate. ......... 7 The Commemorative Issues. IV. A Coin. Struck for the Occasion, after the likeness of Father Bunn. our President. . , . 8 The Commemorative Issues. V. A Pennant Towards Dr. Schnider. ,,., . , , . . . . , , . 9 It'sReverse:AMotto. . . ,,,.,.....,,.,....,.....,..,....,....... .. 10 The Commemorative Issues. VI. A Brazen Shield, A Wooden Cross. Templates of the Times. . . . , . 11 The Phases of the Moon. The Administration, cycled most auspiciously. , .. I2 The Senior Section: Introductory. The Presidium Proclaims. , , .. 13 A Gallery oi New Physicians: Surmounted with Symbols, and in Clinical Groups. . . , . 14-37 The Almanac Recreations. I. Colonel Bob's Coloring Book, for the Graduate's Crayons. . . . , . 38 Stereoptikon. Adding Depth to Our Maturation. . . ..,, ...,......,.,. . . 39 The Almanac Recreations. II. Der Praktikalengame. Rules and Machinery. ,. ,, 40 A Notorious Sheet oi Notarized Trace-Paper. . . . 41a Cadavera, Labels. and Libel. .. , ., , , .. . .,.. ...... . . ..,.. .. ... 4lb The Almanac Recreations. II CContinuingl. The Gameboard, Harkening back to a Hectic Year. .,.,.,......, . .. 42-43 Pests and Pesticides. An Almanac Bulletin. Endemic Entomology, Currying I-'avour with Preventive Medicine. . . .. A44 Seed Packets. A Burpee Pharmacopeia. . . . , , ..,,. . . . . 45-46 Rorshach, Towards Better Insight. Psychiatry. en Blot. ,,,..,..,,..,..,, ,,,., ..,... . . 47 The Almanac Recreations. III. Maze. Ethics. with Theseus its Thesis: Equity in a Labyrinth. . .. . . 48 Woodcut. De Fabrica Historiae Medicinae, atter Titian. . . ..,,,,. , , , .. 49 Menu. For the Biophysical Gourmet. . . , , . , . . , . ,,.,,.,.. .....,. , , , . . . . . 50-51 pHiz-qUiz. The Fourth Almanac Recreation. Back to the Benches. with Gin and Camera. .. 52 Snip. The Filth Almanac Recreation. Tabs on the Togs ot the Biochemist. ..,.. .. 53-54-55 A Canticle to Doctor Hess. Solemnizing our Dedication, for Everyman's Harmonium. . . . . 56 The Almanac Recreations. VI. Ministry of Cultures. Tripple-crossing the Microbiologist. , . . 57 Twenty-Two Across. Lo! The Diabolical Follicle! . . , . . 58 59 Iniostation. A Nickelodeon! Reel ot Tropical Medicine. . . . . The Gelchicter Montage. Memorabilia of the Man. . . 60 CONTENTS TO f GRAND ROUNDS. 1 cf. E 11 I, Enom THE GREEK i A TWINING, A PLAITING, A WREATHING. .R A connucorm. jg! w e A -' ' ' Page Murals and Papers. Interior Decoration. gone aWry. ..4................. . . 61 Roundsmanship. The Seventh Almanac Recreation. An Unruly Roulette. . . . . 62-63 The King ol Hearts. Better than Any Ace. .....,..,,...,,.,....,,. . . 64 The Mitral String Sextet. Cardiology, Viewed as the Queen of Arts. . , . . 65 The Song of Gout. A Rheumatologist's Nightmare. . , . . 66 Classilied: Cash and Carrion. The Pulmonist's Clarion. ..,....... , 67 The Almanac Recreations. VIII. Rebus. An Anaplastic Anagram. , . . . . 68 Just a Wee Bit True, Syndicated. Inania Waives the Rules. . , , . 69 Postal Cards. Heme their Theme. ..,..,.,................ , . . 71-72 Wanted. Shotgunning Infectious Disease. ...,........ . , 70 The Endocrine Organ. A Circadian Six-Hydroxy-Herald. ,.,.,. . , 73 The State of Mind. A Gliopolitical Map tor Neuropoliticians. .. .. .. 74 Electricity in the Diseases ol Women. The Short Circuit to Gynecology. ,... ,... . . 75 The Old Sea-Captain's Knots. An Almanac Guide. Gastroenterology. Fil to be Tied. . .. 76 Balloon: Around the World in Eighty Dazes. Alott with Anesthesia! .. .. 77 Roentgentrau. The Emulsion. Emancipated. ,,,.....,..,........,,... , . 78 Miss June. Beauty Through and Through. . , . 79-79a The Song of Scut. No Paean. ....,............. . . 80-80a Zodiak, A Surgical Constellation. Our Milky Whey. . . . . ,.... ..... . . , . , . 81 Catalogue, An Almanac Bonanza. Mail Order Mayhem, in General Surgical Supplies. .,.....,.,.... .. B2-83-B4 A Manual ol Arms: Orthopedics. Her Cupboard. But a Book Will Say Things That a Manual Can't. ,, 85 Marathon. The Emergency Rhoomba. A Danceathon. . , . . . . . . ..........,.,................ . . . . . 86-87 Patent tor a Pump. Ole. ....,....,.............. . . . 88-89 A History ot the Mustachio. On a Razor's Edge. . . , 90 WIVP. Beaming a Very Broad Cast. . . . . 91 Phrenology. Neurosurgery. Caput! .......,.............,,....... ., 92 Patent Medicines: Inlirmarian Oil. The OPD. Bottled-up and Shelved. .. .. 93 Real Estates. Choicest Lots. ........................................,..... . . 94-95 A Child's Credenza ol Verse: Pate de Foie, from a Pediatric Mother Goose. .. .. 96 The Commemorative Issues. VII. Monogram. The Newest Dean. .. 97 The Commemorative Issues. Vlll. Epitaph. In Lieu ot an Epigram. . .. .. 98 Album: Tintypes oi our Families. In Full Many a Parlor, Posed. .,... ,.... , . ..., ,,...,. . . 99-104 The Julian Calendar. A Baker's Dozen ol Months, Augmented. With a Gallery ol our Images. Ab Ovo. ,, ,. 105-133 Patrons and Patronage. Facultative Cherubs. . . . 134 I I I I I I I -fJ keg, W For every group of young men hrought together for trarnrng in Whatever frefd, in addition to sprrituaf motiva- tion, personaf drives and amhrtrons, a cataIIyst suppfyrng dis' crphne and a high standard of achievement seems necessary if the resuft ohtarned rs to he a desirahfe one. fn the administrative echefon of Georgetown Unrverf srty Medrcaf Schoof this joh feIIII to one man, who for many years as Professor of Biochemistry and Assistant Dean supphed the drscrphne, hard vvorfc and high standard of achievement which seemed necessary to hrling a GTi to a GTM. This era ended vvrth' the cIIass of '63, the fast ofthe Hessrans, and for the past fevv years this man of fire and hrimstone has assumed a nevv roIIe. Now as Associate Dean and frnancraf advisor to the students, his hefpfuf under- standing and productive efforts have heen of great aid and comfort to many. - I ft is for this Ioyafty and service to Georgetown University, its Medicaf School and students, that We dedi- cate this coffection of our memoirs to Walter C. Hess with 'sincerest wishes for many years of continued good health and Productivity. ' 'x x vkf - Q- 4 N. :, V-was '-1f ifaz?:Si1 -I Q- . X x f . , x z X x Si a A LL 1 ,fx ,fi X 1:1 13-' Qwz..,,..: ip, Nami 3 i , -Q, :J K Ne. 1 Nw-i:'K?4' ' 1 9 .?3f:4.L' 3, R. . . iii: x5x,1:1 'F yi ., Q 3' ' X ' W- Xe 1' ' ee, f - :Q ug., , ' 5,215 f'-5. Q:-A . is f 'V 63253 Lf, fi. :sh sf' , X., :ga , qt.. ia., ' 11... 'ff ' IEE. s. at 5. SE 1 X 'iv 11,- 'S .mb 5 is-in X -.rf .K -5 1 1 5, 1 ,VL S' N.. ' xx .Q Ls' AM --.g . ! f Q f A as xxm A X, W A NSSBET ., X .v g,.,,-Q., .A X- K 'Him -4:25. . . gxl-'1 ft:a:.-, - A f'f5'5f A4 .. 3? ' 1 . ii.: - -S. ,,-: A . 3:11, . ' 1:42. , I . ' N , rfzfiza, -. . . . . .,V, A , . f2' 1wgY: +f ' :Il -: ' ' 'ZWEE-I5ff:'?:3 Q' 34-, 45925 'S f ' X 3, WALTER C, HESS 'N..,,...- ZJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE - L 1 L 4 2 -2 L Q5 5' ' I VE 5 ' ' U UUIZ - lllllillllllg allllllllllllllg glllllllllllllllg illlllllllllllg glllllllllllllllg allllllllllllllllg Qlllllllllllllllg ijlllllllllllllllg EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE AJIIKUHIIIIIIIE if 15 E ' V 1 Q A Y- V W- L 1- V Y if 15 57 is EY ig gf ig 57 NE EV YE EV ig EV ig EV 15 7 i :' 1 F 1 T' -1 V , 4 - 1 I2 Hlllllll I llIl1llE alllllllllllllm illllllllllllllllf: QIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE iillllllllllllllfi illllllllllllllfi mllllllllllllllfi NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Flllllllllllllllfi Y H H H H H U U II U H U II H H II I s s QE EL As EL Ai 1. SC E mvnsxow or T , I N mc ACTIVI IES 7 ' ' ' ' Hlllllllllllllllfz Amerlcan MCdlC3l ASSOCIHIIOU HUGH,,,HUSSEY,,,.,,. L 3 Direrlor 5' N5 5 535 NORTH OEARBORN STREET - CHICAGO Io, ILLINOIS AREA 2335555 March 8, 1963 The Graduating C1358 of 1 Georgetown University 5 g S Ch O O 1 O f Me C in e 5ImIIIIIuIIIri ii ? Washington 7, D-C- gP 2g Dear Fellow Students: I . . 5 E The editorial staff of your Grand Rounds I963 have g n , graciously invited me to address this letter to you- i l They have indicated that the theme for your book will be reminiscent of the turn of the century and that i they would like me to keep my letter in that air- I 4 Ek Ai ., A MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE lg - -5 Could they have meant era, and which century's turning have they in mind? 'I'he answers to the latter question would be essential if I am to conform- Unfor- tunately, however, I am urged to produce this letter g i ll immediately because of a press deadline, so this will Em.......m2 be one of those rare occasions when I am a non-conformist- 'I'hat's reallyljust as well because I did not witness the last turning of a century, and I can't imagine what the next turning will be like- 5 I Ek Ag Li.. ,ii 51uIIIIIIuIuIrE It has been a joy to be associated with you during F ' . . . -V W5 2 the ast four years. You have been invariably a credit E I p . in Ai to our School and to our profession- As your careers unfold, there will undoubtedly be occasions when our En g l paths will cross and I can let you know in person the gmmg pride I take in your accomplishments- You have my utmost wish for all success and happiness- i Sincerely, -'-as eseea -I ?AV..u,- H ' S , M . D . Hlllllllllllll . 1 Director, Division of , i Scientific Activities 2h,,,,,,mg HHH!-ib k V :L JE .L,-....,.j: illlllllllllllllli 5 g E X X I , F' 4 - V qu' I I 2? gunning jgunlllq! ygglluuw' gwllnlwri Evnnnwg igwluulg e as E I I I s l I E 3 i s , I I I, On the departure of Hugh H. Hussey as Dean of the Medical School, we make note of the achievement and ex- cellence which have marked his twenty-six year career at Georgetown as student, physician, teacher, and Dean. Our association with him for the past four years has been marked by his sincerity, willingness to listen, and exceptional insight into people and their problems. The Class of '63 extends its gratitude to Doctor Hussey for his counsel, and best wishes for happiness and new heights of achievement in his new assignment. D THE THINGS THAT ARE CAESAR'S ff 7 47 ,, if wwf, f,,,, ....., ., 'wma , Jail - f I ' --,hw ff 5 -Z Q, ,, .4 Z ?' l ? f ' L......,-Am , , loiit Organization ,mon our Blessed Institution Falls U GTF THE THINGS THAT ARE CAESAR'S 1 , .3515 RM Charles Shields, M .D. Your Shield against the financial burden of prolonged illness. Staunch Opponent of 'Cafeteria Boycotts 'i frxlxgsx E i . Al , Vg , , Joseph F. Cohalen, SJ. t t've of the Non-Profit Organization Represen a 1 under whose Dominion our Blessed Institution Falls THE THINbo ,. 53.5 g,,. - ., ...Kink K:- Charles Shields, M .D. 4 i 'jf Af' , Q . , , ,N .,. , 5 ,C A ' x ' an H, , gs . 5-yn, -.1 .1354 Sp. ' f :far gui.-1-s:r.:v1:-.gr.41-:,::.-:5.,:,::.- 1, - J w .-2.1.2 , 4555: 3 'wzzjvzr .,-rx Z 1 . , rm Qs. . S :Q 'WU' .r?5F5'3' 4 ' S? 'Fi' ff . , E, -nv' ' xi' - 1 Your Shield against the financial burden Iz ffiifpip,-L d of prolonged illness. Staunch Opponent of Cafeteria Boycotts Joseph F. Cohalen, SJ. Representative of the Non-Profit Organization , N' ,WI under whose Dominion our Blessed Institution Falls. THE! P S HMI! FACES OE' 'IIIE DICOM XVITH TABLES OF THE TIDES, AND HURRICANES, THE SEASONS OF THE HUNT, AND PROPHETIC BAROMETRY wmwwwwwwwwwwg EQQQQLQQQJQQQ HURRICANES II, RENDERED IN GENDER All ANN 1OXICv BESSIE 1LAURIEr ,XD CLARE QAMPHENICOLI DOLLY KCOCEPHALYJ sl, ESTER 1ASE1 sl FLORA IFAUNAI ' GENE Al, HANNA IPLASTIO IRIS TIDES A PANCOASTGUARD REPORT ON THE VITAMINE SEA: AN ALKALINE TIDE IS EXPECTED THROUGHOUT THE MONTHS OF GROG AND SCURVY. HEARTIER MESS IS RECOMMENDED. HIGH PRESSURE FRONT IS SOON TO MOVE IN FROM THE SPLANCHNIC BAY. 51,4 JANE 4YVAYi KARRY 1O'RrHEXISl Nl! LUCY 1-NEL NE1LEUCINEr MILLY 1CURIEI if j 6966666666 THIS WILL BE REFLECTED IN THE VENOUS POOLS, AS OVERFLOW1 T T HE IDAL VOLUME MIGHT VERY WELL SWELL THEN: HOWEVER THE PSOAS GUTTERS CAN MOST LIKELY TOLERATE THE RUNOFF. THYROID STORM OVER THE MARE OF NOSTRUMS IS ALMOST A CERTAINTY, AND A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF HAILSTONE ILEUS IS ANTICIPATED. BUTTRESS YOURSELVES 66666666 fx 1' 'lr' -4. aff HURRICANES RENDERED IN GENDER NANA fl-IYMENOLEPISD NORMA KTENSIVEP OLLIE KGODENDROGLIAJ POLLY KPHAGIAP QUINSY RENA lL? ROSY COLA? SALLY CVATIONJ TILLY FSPANTSJ UTA VERA ITRINEJ W ASSER KHELLEQ XENO IDIAGNOSISJ 66969966 666966666 6 6 6 6 6 9 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 9 6 6 6 3 96666666666 QL, wITH ALBATROSS -,X A . ff WY? A YQ W , P n Q5 0 f-,Wai ,pq i ,, O C 0 0 , 3 0 .9 ' W 8 3 Liz x 'Q 0541 0 Anthony Acinapura M. Mechthild Hackl, Sister ' V is for Albuminuria, ' Q- But Dr. Schreinefs there Io c re ya. ! CD P xf X-Ei oseph Anthony Ricci Gerald joseph Bechamps -s . David Peter Burke Calvin joseph Dorsey 'X is for the Bilirubin, Tells how big a drinker you been. Lucien Bernard Fleurant Robert C. Giarratano 70-X IL iQ-1' iz. n 'uf Hans Karl Habermeier oseph Raymond DiBartolomeo ,A 4-'E 'I ' is for the Common Cold. K Q' Virus incurable we'ue been told. I n FA u-.. sh, uwir eu C559 1- V 101111 H0CfHC1' Hasley Albert Burton Cinelli ' .... xh . 10 X, figs? . ..1V f1f.v , K - Norman Anthony Odynlec A - . Ernest Malvern Wood n a n Q' Q H pn 1 1 Q X ' o 4: xi S if ,,,, U VIQ :Saxop- , 'am ,vi nr J is for Dementia Praecox, A L- Send ilu: palienl lo Dr. Sleinbaclfs. William R. Bell Algimantas Balciunas - HU' K H20 if 'if-gy' Z' William Robert Sheeluey Q 6 fl-X, fi if lil' M Stanley Eugene Permowicz, ,Ir one may find in Erylhropoiesfs, I ' A nebulous factor in Ratlfs diseases. A . William Kent Furst Your james Barry Halligan , P3 f dial HW Thomas Kenney Paul Francis Kelly is for the Friable Mucosa Often seen in colon nervosa. V: My James P. Ganley Thomas Ray Mahoney ,Ao N 1, F339 0 C P 'bk ny- Francis C. Johnson , . -A..4f1'i Nicholas M. Mascoli, jr. . . A s P' 1 is for Grand Rounds judicious, gk X Bow io the Aliending's wishes. R if i Richard Michael Messura Bernardo jose Marques xg., , 5 Thomas Leigh P. Anderson x A :1AL.9?!5 , X Charles Andrew Mulry 2? ' ' H f f ' 554' K : V 4s1g2s1 l K A no ya--W is for the Heierophile, , lnfeclious Mono, Manuel's style. 27' - X ' Ralph MacDonald Coan Anthony Duncan Purcell L xr' X X 41. i james T. Small pu-oo L 'qi NN ,.. Q. - 7 f '-x H ap ll L .5 'N 5 '- Q' ' QS' '4' tif Aga' 1 . 0' H' 33 N ' 4 UN ,vb l 4 mfg- A W ' 7 , Y Robert Leo Slmmons ' 4 T I . Q is for lcleric Sclerae, A BSP is necessary. Malcolm Magove U1 David A. Cooney gi ki Joseph Gruber Hayes Joseph C. Kump A h lS for the fegher s Room, ji Accessible as King Tufs tomb. Philip Joseph Guerin Thomas W. Callan Ma ef 9 Z YN oel David Levinson Ronald Daniel Logosso ,fu-,a pi f . is found in Kimrnelsliel-W., I-V V he ., Ask Dr. Moss how much il can lrouble you. vf an Xfp Abraham Benyunes Robert Selwyn Chabon , R 14 h e Henry Charles Thel, Jr S.- John A. Jereb ry' ' E! Xxx ae' f X h 0 A ' h ,, 3 rf : E A A A C 0 eg o is for Levine and Hamey, the bible of cardiology larvae. Stephen Karpinski 1 Q, 'Y' Michael N. Vlahos 03 A S o 9' PHE r Q-E. Donald Francis Sprafke re George Orest Semchyshyn x '-V X C Masochislic Traits, Found in fourth year ce libale Mark Israel Congress F--e Arthur Charles Weisenseel f' Donald Edward Sweet john Crosby Darrow gL,'F 'V n 1 . are NO wiihoul fail, V -A .ax E' Assislanl d6df1,S mfnd's on a monorail. i, , Raymond E.. O'Keefe Alan Joseph Lepeter f., rr- -in i Walter F. Abenclshein ' ,X is for Pathology, Ein-.. John Anthony Fox X f al Ceschiclzlefs ideology. xf Q' 'V xx. Tw' William F. Arnclt, jr. Thomas F. Flaherty are r Kevin Patrick Donohue E 5' 'Q' iii: George Leo Harkins, Jr. preceded by an I, i A A N QE Constantine Anagnostopoulos 'S! Can Hunk one out if not loo high Joyce Anne Cormier - 4 . me ggi? -Q-3, Qffi .. , Ag Charles Augusta Paquette V Q F ' Robert S. Demski I ,A is for the Rectum checked, ' K ' . A silver lube with retrospect. 'wesf -J Robert L. DeBernardo Ronald G. Perciaccante 'WK' Frederick Lawrence Geary, Jr. H 7 Tl'10m3S W- Grace qi' 1' , ig ' 'Q 3 - Y f .1 9' I' 35529 .N ,Q N is for Salpingo-oophoreciomy, d Creates more anxiety than appcndeclomy Richard Paul Karpawich Edward Martin Matz 4 V' f A '35 me ohn Brown Craft 1 , 453, , get . lf fgof 'Q' Edward Chopskie pn- in Tic douloureux, one may find, 'I ' Dr. O'Dof1erly's fine liberal mind. Joseph Liborio C-iunta Joseph Francis Furcinlttl QNX V Sabatino A. Patrizio is Urlicaria, a common complaint, Horvatf1's fr me remed' s how slicky final? 0 mv ames Michael D'Angelo Joseph John LaHood Edward john Amorosi 'f'7' '31 sf ,- IT v -if ' if Ira W. Chiclel John Mann 1-M Q is Veclocardiogram, if 1, X . Sees all above the diaphragm. gg I , Robert joel Bobys Herbert Marwin Solomon Raymond Eugene Sullivan Mary D. Stirniman, Sister Q Robert R. Lafontant is Wernicl2e's, no mailer lighl, Too liille Bl, ioo much Saturday night. Philip James Doherty 3 1 ful-UK .gui Robert jon Riechers TX: it - Robert Anthony Kral 4 a up - , S f to 1 A A l- ? -- K 'EB' are chromosomes sexual, ,I K ,V Q7 LF V Too few or loo many may prove inejfeclual. . . . A L Stephen Gregory Cronin William P. Illig Mui aa if . ' 'Mn Joseph Francis Bowes Joseph Edward Tuthill Q F? W g5 ,f,,. ' is the Zillion chief complainls heard, V, May we ofer these up and go on undelerred. Robert MacDonald Francis Smith Peter Leonard Flaherty, This is Colonel BOB: Hes a man's man. Color him tough. This is a Microscope: Color it monocular. This is a branch hanging over BoB's head, Color it Longley. This is a batg he represents a GT11 Color him hung. This is a Woodchuckl he corrects the tests. Color him choppy. This is Chief Busshry. he is an Indian. Color him friendly. This is Enrique: color him smoose. This is u Lady Histologist: Color her Rubyiat. COL. 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'V ' ' ' A ' ' 1 - -- - N- - ---f 4--mix-A ---'f- -H 1-'Y f-'iw-'11 --1- I V- , sv, A A , , I , ' A ' 'x ' ' ,,,,:,,, ,JNL-V,,,,4,V,,v, M , , F rr praktnkaltngamr entertainment, a game acclaimed f w from Gainsville to Boston. A . Ruins and IBIEEEB 5 -L . : I .1 ,tam 4 When N,-4 And Only When Your Lesson in Tracing is Finished Sh ld Y W ollglay ou K P 3 That Compendium of Fun DER PRAKTIKALENCAME S J H 's E XX , 1. Anatomy is to be taught with a soft line, carrying a big stick. 2. We must warn you against talking in class: remember any- thing you say might be recorded. 3. Gnly those members of the Department under 5' Z , are allowed to accompany the professor to lunch. 4. Practicing Internal Cardiac Massage on cadavers is strictly for- bidden. Yes, Digger, this means you. 5. Only those members of the department wearing knee-socks and horn-rimmed glasses are allowed to work the closed circuit T.V., and to look-up answers in the books. 6. All lectures on nose and paranasal sinuses will be delivered in rapid Old English. 7. Students names are to be printed on all Neuro Anatomy draw- ings in indelible ink. NB. If anyone finds 'Little Ioe's Drawings will they please turn them in to Ziggy. 8. Let all players have a jar of Princess Pink Palm Cream to ward off those nasty, raspy prosectors' Hands. 9. Play daily and keep in touch. 10. Variations on Der Praktika- lengame such as Go to the Headf AGO to the Head ofthe Class,' 'Go to the Femoral Head' etcetera, may be played by ear. WORK BEFORE PLAY pq. I 1' f A' 1 1 .sl - gif, ,J 9 Y I l COPYRIGHT BY THE ANATOMY MEDALIST MANUFACTURING CO LTD fHIAH'l'R0l'N SCULUS D1-IBARTOLOMEI I , A ll. RICCI ET PERLOFFII ' nws smnnosxcus X3 Q , 'N lf, xi u 1 4 X ' 'R ll. S'l'lKAl:5l5Ml'S FHABOXI 'Q ' 'Hr 11 X 'r XJ' A I xaxnmcm-,g, f ' ,, 1: confirm v TRACIT Anatomlcni Diagrams of Rare Precision AGENDUM Label the Bodyparts of the Czidiwers Engraved Below. Divide Their Abdomens into the Proper Quadrants or Sem-gre Draw the Dermatomes in Dot-and-Dash Lines, Cin- cluding the Lines of Langer .is vou goj. Lastly indicate whether the skin of any given Area is Thick or Thin, and Number the Ribs and Vertebrae. os i:'l'lmNo1.u E- 'I nv HHH ll ' 'UMA MARTlM5N5'5 URANIUM DENSFM srrnmm' u-'T . ' P ixxxuxsuc x1 .1oHxs'rnx's rfmvr- V Nxsrn ADULANS , 'r - LINGULA PAT-mg rnrmiyfcxrix mmiu -ii-Q . ZONA si. sn-Rn-iciar If A x Il 1' A . 1 'Q 2 s 'i r- 5 b 3 8 u .. I 2 P Qs- E ., 'xr' ' F xes 4 , I.. Zig i A P' ' - N ff.., X , 4 i X X- A 11 x . 1 gs -ff A.. i X ig 'N ., ,. 1 f ' Q S1 i fr Q, - ., i iii 53 E Eg U' 3' 5 I il P 4 F' 513. F5 .1 1 in P P :: i 2' f :-' EF' f: : 1 mf: gf, A-: -' ' '. -4 L0 Z j H -4 :- J .. .E 15 F E ,. - . ' pq 7 P I - 71 ti 1 5 T' 2 1 'L F12 r' 1 I 3 ff G - I if 2 1 ,f -I , 9 1 1 E5 i , . 5 m E S .. 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Only those members of the department wearing knee-socks and horn-rimmed glasses are allowed to work the closed circuit T.V., and to look-up answers in the books. 6. All lectures on nose and paranasal sinuses will be delivered in rapid Old English. 7. Students names are to be printed on all Neuro Anatomy draw- ings in indelible ink. NB. If anyone finds 'Little Ioe's Drawings will they please turn them in to Ziggy. 8. Let all players have a jar of Princess Pink Palm Cream to ward off those nasty raspy prosectors Hands 9 Play daily and keep in touch 10 Variations on Der Praktika lengame such as Cro to the Head Go to the Head of the Class Go to the Femoral Head etcetera may be played by ear WORK BEFORE PLAY And O ly Wh Lesson T gi F Sh ldY P y T IC p d DER PRAKTIKALENCAME fmmou ovivui L21 fic ' 5 Ji ' - ar-.2--ii-0 UIKIOHSUS TY OK HI IIUD Jill arylcf J I' x 4 1' L TRACIT Anatomical Diagrams of Rare Precision AGENDUM Label the Bodyparts of the Cadavers Engraved Below. Divide Their Abdomens into the Proper Quadrants or Sectors. Draw the Dermatomes in Dot-and-Dash Lines, Qln- cluding the Lines of Langer as you goj. Lastly indicate whether the skin of any given Area is Thick or Thing and Number the Ribs and Vertebrae, , :. S MUscULUs DEHARTOLOMEI 'six f' A QM. RICCI ET PERLOI-'FI vi ' GALEA MARTINI-JNSIS M. S'1'RABISMl'S FHABONI NASUM ADIILANS 'fifig' v l BH I sslu 05 ETHANOLII 'vga I.I'SSlCNHUl'll .f Q, .xL0P1ac'I,-x .4R1cA'1'.x URANIUM DENSUM STUDIORI'MlT' X 1'-N - 5X 1 f' Q'-PINNA M.-kS'l'IL'A'l'A JOHNSTON'S POINT X' ' Abifxtw Risonws sAnDoNrr-Us N5-ii' LINGULA pm-ms PROMINENCIA BRICK!-1-T-'i V '1' ZONA fi - - z - .L crsrrsnx ox-'m'L1a My i1.s1'RAx-'HEI L X , ,X 'Me FZ iii? f p' iff - I 3 'Sm ,aw AXILLA M- KENDRICKI-.X X ,Q AREA HAMEYI -fi--M A f ' SVD0RI f -x v if-f? ' D la r ... :ff 4 54 is h.-gg' 5-1, f-. 91' RAPHE HUFNAGELENSIS -3 . X . LEVATOR AXILLA 1 it -Kgk f XM X ' X - . ' ? 'Q' I X V N. Eg .4 'X 5 .X X . . Q, XILLA D.C. L. ANT. 1.oNcHACi-n'D1NA1.1s- ., , . M. CRONINIS ' Q ,jim i 1 ,S GENERALI5 ' , 7 ' , A .W X. 5 X n ' X 1 v I A.. in . as 'ill ' ffm '- K iiilif, 42 UIEOLA UNLTILIS ARTIC'l'LATIO 3' ' ' K 'b ' A H X- - A . BACCH1 . KL, - 'ISTERN or KYME ',, fig, l ef. - -If ' ' ' f J X liif'i,iii!j ' -X121-:A VENIPUNTURAE os IRAE IRATHD , x A, .A X,+XX X 'Q' 'MBILHSUS Arm-:Us OS MARTINEZZI . , Af M,-als' is f . s .ff 41.1 D D f . T 3 fini! ,' X . M iiff J RECEPTOR DIG1'r1R1sc:'rAL1s N' - .Xa i R0TAT0RXf',EL!yIS i f, ' X 5, gf ,- X Xl Q ' Q 1-3I.xm'i's D. 0. ral-:xiciuins r :ff Xiu 1 X fl f X ISCHIUM PRECLTNICALE 4 Q 'i X Q . J ' 1, 'Q l 4 ' ' 521 , Y ' SX 3ixR1'Ic'L'i,.x'rIo 1Y.KIFLlCHI iUER1NUs DIAXIMUS f f f f, ' - Q K N i ' , X l,a.'9SE.4 Q1 X . M .. . M -M if .-we-f, X Q! N XX 1.1 , 5 . . NX Q r. QOPPILXI 'fi 2 ,A V l 7 7 U f . ' , NEVER w , ' 1 Lowi-:R TILLY'S ' DIGXITL U, X, S ' Plsu-'0RMxs WTALP- X X ' MANUS vAc'L'L's ARGENTI W N A 2 , M . , A GNU. .. ' - .A my 1-.lx LOFILYI . XXXXUVX 5 X X , GENU KYLI GENU DEI X MENU SHNIDERH f 4,11 i A ,X,i X ' 3 X X ' , . . , .- . g M. IiAS'l'ROl'NEMIS X . X ' k . 5 - .- '-5 Xi f ' Qi If LOCUS HUSSEI os GIARRATANO Q . ' . j v- i 1 4 w X .4512 -' Q l will f , XX 'gig P9 ,LPODAGRA CRAINII -flgr Q J? The Antecorpse Look at the girth o' me! Look at the fat 0' me! Muscle and Sinew, I tackled Anatomy. The Aftercorpse Look at the skin 0' me Look at the bone o' me Madame Toussaud Wouldn't dare make a Loan o' me. 41 1 1 13 xx n MUSICAL STOOLS THE GAME OF GHOULS A msAnncuLA1zo smsrom s Mosrtunew I B .At ..y VT X ,fx 1 X A A A A A ,,,.-- ,:.:..-- UM- - -...u -::,.5A4fuf:.-1'-if ' ' ,eyigfe u1 ,4-1 'l ,.Z ,I M,-10-f ,Ml lirial SHE 12 F- , ' NOT SINCE PARCI-IESI HAS ANY rr ENTERTAINMENT SO CAPTURED THE FANCY 34 OF OUR NATION! THE EMBALMING FLUID OF CHOICE IS: 1. Auntie Mortem's Anti Freeze. 2. Ante Mortem Anti Freeze. - 3. Ante Mortem Ethan l , 4. Post Mortem 'lnformaldehyde' in Aerosol cans. 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X f 1+6I'fIP' CAFFEINE CAFFEINE YOU DANDY BEINE TO TIDE US THROUGH THE NIGHT TO HELP US CRAM FOR EACH EXAM TO BRACE US FOR THE FIGHT WHAT MATTERS IF OUR FINGERS SHAKE WHAT MATTERS IF OUR EOWEL5 OUAKE?YOU UNDERSTAND VM NOT BELITTLINQ IT'5 EITHER YOU OR RITALIN. x I JT.. ,7- ,,, if ,IQ STRYCHN05 NU! VOUICA ASSDNANT NAME HANDSOME YOUR FOLIAGE GRACEFIIL AND TAME BROWN IS THE NUT OF YOU IAHI WHAT BOUOUEYT BROWN IS THE EARTH I AH UNDER TODAY. 5 QT' v- x un. IT 5 JUST A WEED WHOSE HARMLESS SEED WILL GROW BETWEEN CEMENT WHOSE HAPPY SMOKE WILL DUICKLY CLOAK THE PSYCHE'S SAD FERMENT SO LETS NOT BE VINDICTIVE FOR ALL ITS KICK5. THE REEFER'S NOT ADDICTIVE. 46 3394! N N ,lvl 53 , X ,..-. 'VL X, 5 be I-wig 6- -.pf N2-.rg x M W.. ,,--T f in 2 .fi ,.-A fy This image is hostile, ff It very hostile. The aver- , ' , age adolescent would , Q f , be very threatened by ' . V 1 ,J Q . . . controlling, seduc- VN I xfu-f' - , ,- fa- manipulating, for- ex, I n Q, 3, I mg . . . you see 'QW ,. ' ' Q, WY this is mother all over --9' 51' again, really . . . a This is obviously a poor, helpless son image, with that Dad can I have the keys to your car look in his eye . . . a confused, ambivalent convalescing adoles- cent, torn between the cradle and the battlefield, be- tween the sandbox and the saloon, with a teddy bear in one hand and the Wall Street Journal in the other, with Mother tatooed on one arm and Foggy Bottom Mo- torcycle CIub on the other .... Rosenberg: lust looking at this picture makes me angry. Now why am I angry? Ur even more important, why do I have to think of why I have become angry just now? It is probably less threatening to think of why I have to ask myself why I become angry all the time rather than to actually figure out the real reason for my anger to begin with. Speaking of reasons, I wonder why the students in my group are so silent all the time? Is it because they are afraid to express any hostility toward me? Or are they actually expressing their hostility by their silence? Now I really am angry. I wonder why??? Novak: .ln-3 Whatever it is, it would probably look a damn sight bet- ter with a moustache. May I have a pencil please? I Foy' Well to begin on a practical note, let's talk about how this picture fits into the schizophrenic, abstract, semi-surrealist world of Van Gogh .... Bogdan: Not being an individual who is intrinsically vociferous, I would unequivocally postulate that this a representa- tion, ialbeit vague, nebulous and somewhat indetermi- natej of my analyst's great dane. . -ES . ' if ,gi loaded relationship, , -.aj X t loaded!! And of course Father doesn't even be- gin to have the insight , to...youknow... whiney, dependent, clutching, guilt provoking, passive. A real sick chicken alright!!! i. Reldy: It is a man. His name is Dick. He is hostile. Run, lane Run!! wr This is certainly mindful of a group, with two people at its center, competing for leadership and at the same time desperately trying to identify with each other rather than with the group about them. The N' . - , - group, in turn, is threatened by the competition of the two central figures and would rather playfully identify M j with each other than face the real problem of identiti- ' '-'--' 2 'I' cation which is painful to them as well as to the two 1 figures frantically struggling in order not to face the deep feelings that would be brought to light if ever they should become really involved with the group. Do you see that? , .t 1 df' .- Laiendresse: Molndoo: Now really! One can go only so far with this phallic , business. Drat! where is my cigarette holder? sloinoaon: I t o . .--ff fl It is probably the most bizarre representation of an overpowering, threatening mother figure that l have ht ever seen. err . . . 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X 1 e 3: I.,,1.1:,::-:,.::-.5,:-5:,::-,-:S...,H.3-.- H .,,, W,:f,,wfy3, '. gzlg ii: e, APPETIZERS: Pate Hepar Caninum Cerebellar Olives and Folia Pickled Valvulae Conniventes SOUPS : Pea Soup a la Berman fa Split Peag Soup, Tripe and Noodle Soup fsimmered for days in a brazen Windkesselj. ENTREES: Braised Beef Tongue with Peppermint Jelly fguaranteed to stand your tastebuds on end, Prince's Baked Stuffed Lasagna. with Homemade Italian Sausage, garnished with Toasted Tobacco and baked in a Hot Air Oven at 4500. Roast Bronx Ram slowly simmered in the Finest New York Rose. Suckling Pig Prolactin Stuffed with lVletrecal Dressing and Carnished with Estelle-Berries. Frogs Legs Calvani, stimulated until well done. lVlortimer's Mixed Seafood Platter CSquid, Snails, Oystersl. Stuffed Baked Deviled Crab flown in Fresh Daily from Lillyfield Beach. CHOICE OF VEGETABLES Baked Beans B0l'b0fY8imU5 French String Beans a la Rame Limb' Beans 5 La KING Prince's Half-Baked Potatoes Berman's Famous Kidney Beans CHOICE OF DESSERTS Lady Fingers Latex with Hot Fudge Sauce Little Napglegns SPUm0ni Prince's Homemade Cream Puff ,,.,, , 'WfwW MWff W VV, . , ,'.,- . , BEHIND THE MENU i . ' J-,rf I , M wi ' f si!! H X 3 V L' 0,191 o 5 Q X S -s' N J' 0 X1 JOHN C. ROSE Young, atliuent, well liked Professor of Physiology, proud product of Fordham and Georgetown University Medicine, Editor of General Practitioner. Teaching, adminis- trative ability and a Iine sense of humor, a bright and rising star on Georgetown's horizon. 41,5 ,-si ff' . '2r',.,: .cj - xp-R4 .4 gf- Was! 'fiu,,J,-- .J' 41,43 -- ',' ,61' Il'. ?l a ' ' v 'J A 'X 1 fq 1' - Ns . -, ,Y If l .,.5.--.ide L s M: Lb ..,i:l.',a,.:5E . ' 1- .f-Q.-f . - H 1532 'H PG' K , , A r . 0 x 1 A J, Alt . f: L eq F fx K' ,, f. -.Q .. 5' .-1' 'T , . I 1 'JCI 1 cf 1 r 1 W A - Q3lv.'4l5-3' I-IERMAN VONDOCH Systematic lecturer, expert on the nervous stomach and twitching gastrocnemii.. Nerv- nh f 'X C N X. . l, E . , Lx ' ,I X Rv - -' a t ' ' f v ous-l-No! M'-f 5, . V S Q, If V in. A - 2 , . wg e at f i 'A f X X W sw? ' A' . . Q ' . a - f - , , 3' E 5 'Aft' ' I A P -- Eq. , E 2 . ' LARRY LILLIENFIELD Smiling, jovial lar , favorite son of Eu- ropean Research, boy wonder in cardiovas- cular research. L .. 1- A -'iv .r:' :-.- Fil-- x EQ? . ,. gist. .t. . sm , . , -5 , .- , 1 , -- , wie A 1' x X ESTELLE RAMEY La Belle Estelle Obesity and endocrine expert, most recent discoverer of the foun- tain of youth. Chicago's loss has been Washington's gain. 1 I. x . - Ev n. A Q 'i1 'i'- 5' 3 - . E a!-nd.. n, V IJ ro: uil?.1r1:.d..g E R 1- .wn..: ,. J. V. PRINCIOTTO Charming, suave, meticulous, Prince , ex- pert organizer, co-ordinator and explicator of confusing multiple choice questions, knows all the answers, it's the questions that confuse him. .FSS fs' f- ff REV. MARK BAUER SJ. Former Professor of Biology 8: Chairman Department of Biology at St. Joseph's Col- lege, Philadelphia, 1.1. Research geneticist with the Department of Physiology George- town University Medical School. Lived through the heartbreaks and noise with the boys of Koller Cogan 6th. fl T W r A MORTIMER LORBER Poet Laureate of Erythron Centera-a-a-a fine research grant record, recording a se- ries of lectures in slow motion. ... ,tu W X vii,-23?-fof.f?' f' .?,,'M:1. ? ' Y. I ., ,': Z' . Zi' ' , JH, fQf2f '34C'1 K- Q N , . J- ..QEfQ:.s,-no Y. LENARD BERMAN Big man between Henle's loop and the col- lecting tubule, lured away from our fold by the Golden Gate, teaching ability and a wonderful sense of humor are fondly remembered. -.,.,. H V X Q. f' r s c W 4 -,ff 5 g, . f -A , g 0 as X f 14 1 5 37 A x fx Mi 6 l. 5 2 , , , L ,ff .s,,.e.v-. ,Ag -A-,, F N-xxlsiix' I vw. 4 'f 5 xr, fs . iw at gg- 3353. '1 ' -ef W N is 5 , . Ji.: - --Izax '-31 Q: 5 r , Q, Q - . DR. JOHNSTON To taste, to see, to hear . . . the wonders of life are to be leamed through these media. Through him we have come to know the wonder of pepperment. 51 X , . a f, 9. 'J lf. 0 I - A-gui Qing .vi Haste, 9 'A 1 Sir' c . H ,A-'Lf M- Le tl PHIZ qU1Z Below you lind a series of pictures commemorating revolutionary- discoveries that have propelled diagnostic medicine to its present horizon of greatness. Designed to test your fund of knowledge and ability to think. Try yourself and see how you compare with top journal eaters around the country. 8 out of 9-Excellent . . . deserves appointment as Professor and Chairman Department of History ot Medicine. 8 out ot 9-You had a copy of the test before hand and threw one question to make it look good. 7 out ot 9-You are approaching the altar ot medicine, don't look now your compulsion is showing. 8 out of 9-Safety lies in being with the rest ot the boys. 5 out ot S-You belong in dental school. 4 out of 9-You belong in law school. 3 out ot 9-Forget the Berry plan, rejoin the ROTC. Under 3-You spent all your time studying Biochemistry. ty, if K' 2 l 'Hs' ug l In t 0, i A 5. ts 2 Q T 1- s I 1 ' Q1 1 ' W X , - 3- -.fl ' ' nf . . I Q. .' . ' , - . A 'X . . -' '1 ' ' The Above Great Moment In Medicine may be Correctly Identified as: l The Invention of the Macke Machine 2 Pavlovian Hi-Jinx 3. The Escape from Erythron Island 4 The Invention of the Turtle Board The Bloom on MiLody .A 1 ' N 3.5 U-.-V t Ki! 1 . .X i J SSA' ' A V. . is Most Likely Due to: 1. The 2. The 3. The 4. The Stuart Factor Hageman Factor Max Factor Fudge Factor 's Cheek i'4'ff The Second Great Moment In Medicine may be Correctly Identified as: 1. Hippocrates et al., discovering Earth Air Fire and Water 2. I-Iippocrcxtes et al., discovering Fire Water 3. Galen, iumiqating his Laboratories 4. The Explosion ot the Phlegm-and-Blood, Black-and-Yellow Bile Theory By the Scientific Method 'v And. the Third Great Moment in Medicine may be Correctly Identified CSI I. The First Demonstration of After Potential in the Lumbricals of the Index Finger . The First Demonstration ot the Potential of the Index Finger n u 2 3. The Invention of the Conjugate Diameter V at 4 . Kid Glove Tactics -:et I We i The Bloom on MiI.ady's Bosom is Most Likely Due to: l. Exogenous Estrogens 2. The Flower of Youth 3. The Rose of Tralee 4. An Elegant Experiment in Applied Gardening The Rats in the Photograph Above Give Graphic Evidence: l. Of Creativity 2. That There's more to Things than Fight or Flight 3. Of the GastroCoIic Reflex 4. For Walter B. Careful , -r-frf'-F . A,,,i . . ,Q TAKE SHEARS TO YOUR PEERS Childsplay for the Scientific Set. A Paper 'tx R eat' Ysllag 'yr V .. 1113 ' -is 'gee lzkezeg, ' Caper For Professional Cut-ups. Cut on the l N K Dotted line and dress the Paper Dolls in 'ff the Haberdashery of your choice. X' ,hd - H A U . ,lf P S .I 5 ' A Vlgorlldks largest collection y e MW V Q - I f V : o gu a lone. ' W ww'-1-.. ' M- 1 'PSE-3 4 , an in .' 'V . ' ,I i .. A X' is 1 ,, .1 1. ll I I 'LTV Pg F 'I S I, It I' e. -A , ,,v, .g :rs ,-a:,,h i ' S S 3 A Magicians' cap used 2' xr l fs S S ' ' ' Y -. Q5 in mesmerizing entire V, j -' 1 S 3 5 P 2 '- freshman classes. N 1 s S ff,-ff 'if 1 Sturdy axe for splitting l foo- Jah S, I stubborn polypeptides. f fit 15 s 'P 2 if 3,1 .- - x N Vg- ' Q- fi ...f Lf' 5 5 Hip bootslfor l anecdotal material. l , , 2 ' 5 F l . o 5 ' :ll . ffg' . I l K' fgi gf A? - ' 4 ,- .l . gl T l g rg .- i if if l - 'fa 1 . , o . 'i ' 1. A f 'K' . it is -of , l its WALTER Hass Pho. i 5 . l . ' , f , W if-.zlf f' ' f nl ,JV 5 Membership jacket in Z ' K f . . 3, Z, local hot rod club. E . 1 fll ' It fl 2 EZ, .- .- X V w . ',.. 1 X . 9 lp- fi -2fi,.1q,,2 i fg, . - -355 A l 0' l , f.. . l , ' A . A 'i'A Ni k . A . fffwfb' l. J '.Wi 1 . ,4 . .' - l --i V ' - , -' A N ...il i fs - . , ' if VJ is El t' i Eiufpmenf fof we l X at fi : foiilipiiiih with clinical clerks. . ,V ' 1 -N 'f ' 1 . y expanding authority. . t V X.. N? ' K l V57 WILLIAM H. HORNER, M.D., Ph.D., Ch. Ler. yi , fp ' 'i-' ., .. 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Y I x Pressurized pants , , - ' i 1 . it L for lecturing in Q , .1 X f ,' b X ' an intellectual vacuum. -' ,V 'Q 1 lf, 1' it . 'fl i lx V i v ,. i ',, sharp knife for 1' ' ' I X cutting out - ' ' f small talk. 4 it 5 L- 1, - - 'r 1 1- - a 1 li i ., F in-,,,,.,,,x H - i . L, i I 1 , ' I ii 1 EDWARD EVERITT, Ph.D., M. Ud. I i Glasses for reading mud X3 ' in the calorimeter. ff -' 5' X 1 l ' 5 y 1 If ,S 1 , y. 1 :ln 1 I ' x - - 'A .- P . l l ' 1 ti' . ' if l l i . ' f l ' f - 41 : , rl ' s - i ' gi. 4 ' , r I , A 1 . Q At ' I s 'W , . , J. C .K MARTIN, I. RUBIN, Ph.D. ' Y I K .1 I' ' ., fl, Vitamin deficient chicken. Containers for , 4' Af? .. biologic specimens , ' -M F i . . I V wx P' I 'A , x Vs K' 5, 1 if . - ia ' Q ' . - 1' ' x 'U Y 2'1fri'fi: NYE ' l . ' . . A ' , R qfx f ' ' F Y' ' Remaining alphabet for T , ' J I newly-discovered vitamins f . L ,,' 1. . Boots for deeper ' ' , I' I. 3, f. lecture material. I ' W ' I- ., ' l f ' ' , ' 1 A , s. i ,, .. i I . 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YYITH ALL DYE RESPECTS EX OFFICIO 9' E Oc - I -sb ff - S' - A ,mf A A - ,, ,,. ?.'fL A A I L H - l A WSJ-923-5-J IE' ,W J Lf -A GOD bless WAll'er l-less,'Bless his little heart. ...M A A J 3 , ,, I 15134 iii? ---SC - ' , ' F 1 : fu.-1 , -' , 'YT' 1am Q F ,,,,, I9 ig' 7 Ulla ,al-4 E.-.af 5,,,-qi., Pj E, A A l,l,O Q EI O I 1,5 gm, . - A- A I EP --fl---A. i - , : 2E:.1: r..z.2-:::r:EgiiE:l:: O Q + ig- 5k Q les llwe elllaerfl wg fan w LTER, Ilan hung in an Acmnic l-mltgr. A fnlrd of the freshman class alas, May 1:2 2-:a ..'::-. ..1E:-:SE--E fi? if :fr I it X 'L 5 P al -f r Y- JJ-E I J it SL1 ' f 3 3 T- f f 1' ' 'f f ZGVBL. ..... .X A I - ' ' I ' -3 7 and imsmllnilv l rgesse bless wma ESS. class Alag May Gal an lmlnfwfre urges: Hess wmfl HESS- Fiif-tin- I I ' :: 1 - lf 1'-HE J 9 :: -l l3'l!-Q , , v I i- f P- D ' : E :' J :R ., . 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Measuring twelve by twenty Handsome Feet Available too The Robbins Montage, The Lichtenstein, and The Jaffe-Frieze, as well as Wallpapers of Distinction. 'Mid Friends Do I Labor', Virchow v- . bn v . Y N1 S, I5 ', X , X , I b Q, I ,., 0 H X A f A l seg. XX ' , 1 0 .,. - , 1,2 - . 1 F 53 xt' - 1 . l l ' 1 ' t- 1 ' I :Z I ix XX 1 ze ffv . ms? Zuckerkandl Designed by Tanya , 11. A A . . is ns t ,A 4 t ,Q , 1,1 t H Hp, - M K,f it N i r Tw 4 1 . if il F , T 1 t 5 -i t ll, lv, W N' :f 'B .rr ' '- Y s ' lm' mf, .lt A . '- wi l fit' l F , if A' Q I' 1 :L ' t', it ..qy F eq .Q Zuckerkuss Snickeranee Designed by Designed by Dardin Chung ROU D A GAME IN THE DAY OF CLINICIANS WITH A NOD TO STEPHEN POTT ER. REGULATIONS: 1. Each player must wear a long white coat, bow-tie. and smoke his pipe. I'l'rousers and shirt are also in order.l 2. Only one player may come in late, melodically marking his entrance with an ad-lib tap- dance. 3. No facts may be given without being hidden amidst 16 meaningless polysyllabic words. 4. Brief case and pearl books may be reierred to only when the Senior Student is one-up. 5. Only those on a first name basis with Proc, George, Bob. Irv Etc. may participate. 6. Spin both wheels. adding their algebraic sum to determine the 5 1 number of spaces for each move, and advance to the appropriate box. Except: a. If at any time both wheels indicate frowns on the 'faces of the respective chieis. you are 'out' of the game. b. lf at any time both wheels indicate smiles on the faces of the respective chiefs, advance twice the number of spaces as obtained by totaling both wheels. You are that much further along toward obtaining a coveted residency. 7. Advance to the appropriate space: emulate the cor- responding quip, do your best to finish before the others, in which case you achieve the enviable status of GT S. .se - - ts. : : L H ge E 5 22' .2 use 5 ,.,. nv. , -, ui e . .,. .,, N - - , ,, . 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MANS!-IIP PUTTERING ABOUT IN HIS GARDEN OF LITTLE PLOYS AND CHURLS. PIECES: 1. 12 Abstracts from '59-62 South African Journal of Medicine, Ar- chives of One-Upsmanship, Articles of Confabulation. 2. Copy of: 'Pathophysiologic Mechanisms to Contuse your Colleagues'. 3. Long White Coat with flare pockets and a staid bowtie. 4. Pipe. with pouch ot Stercobilin Aromatic Tobacco. 5. Set of Heel-taps. B. Pearl- Book and Brief-Case. 7. Table ot Lab Values. in Chinese. B. Nat's Famous Finger Flexors. 9. One set of Bongo Drums to accompany citations from the African Journals. 10. Synopses ot Verbal Cholera. I ll S ll. One 12 oz. iar of Journal Tenderizer. Uournalasel. 12. One One- Way ticket to California. 13. 10 Litre tank of Compressed Hot-Air. 14. Let the Gamesman be represented by small, handy items to mark not only his position on the board. but also his larger status in lite. 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A TONE POEM: 'FOXGLOVE I DO PRIZE TI-IEE MOST' II. MODERN MEDLEY 'I GET'A LIFT OUT OF YOU' . . . .WITHERING ND CHORDA 'AM I BLUE' 'ZING WENT THE STRINGS OF MY HEART' .,........,...... ,... . ..,. K NOX. FALLOT. A III. HYDRA, WE FEAR YOUR MANY HEADS: A SUITE GROTESQUE , . . CEPHALY MEINE SCHMERTZEN HERTZ FROM 'PRECORDIAL LIEDER' ..... . ..,,., AUSBITTE IV. V. FAGUE FROM THE 'WANDERING PACEMAKER' .................., FIBRILLINI J OB OPPORTUNITIES if 'iv' -' 'tml' W ' -T - A . .asm CIGARETTE TASTER Excellent position available immediately for the right man. Twenty years experience necessary. Job involves smoking four to five packs of cigarettes daily. Fringe benefits include daily PE's and bronchograms. Advancement readily available as soon as white mice relinquish present positions. Salary open, apply S. Katz, Box 1.5Lg Malignant, Mass. The new Moe Thorax Placement Agency. Q Q Q Q MUSHROOMING Now big money for mushroom growers in the San Joaquin Valley. No experience nec- essary. Get in on the ground floor while the market is ripe. Your chance to be your own boss. Be a.s free as the air you breathe. Small down payment reserves three acres of highly fertile California soil with beautiful adjoining 6 by 6 foot plot for retirement. Address all inquiries to: K. Moserg Route 1Vg Metra, Cal. Fungus Inc. Employment Bureau MINERS Start at the top and work down. Coalminers desperately needed to replace older workers who have gone on to greener pastures. The work is interesting and intriguing for the man with a capacity. Look down on your fellow workers with pride in the picturesque coalfields on western Kentucky. Some math helpful to calculate tidal volume of reserve coal and diffused gradient of coal gases. Free canary furnished for safety program. On retirement receive your own engraved Bird respirator. Apply: P. Luchsingerg Box 003425 Requiem, Mass. Ann Throsilicosis Placement Bureau LUMBERJ ACK Like work with a. challenge? Excellent outdoor work now available as lumberjack in colorful pine forests of Washington. Your future is secure from your first exposure to these jolly green giants. The scenic variety will leave you breathless. Your entire system becomes involved with the happiness of mastering the nature at man's command. Re- tirement benefits include monthly mention in pulmonary journals throughout the world. Can be yours by inquiring: R. Donahoeg RFD 347 p. 132-83 Gastric, Wash. Granuloma Unlimited Employment Agency 'Q,,,,- HQ? ' 9 JL. X . to ,4 - la 1 3. ia is f -I J J t '27 g 'ss Qlolf - . , lg -.14 M: T di vein S G Tmustc Lyvtsmbsviccooneg V .- ,q4f j-js, pug., 6e- yan- in, a , ' i f 1-. --JE!-.2-I'-2:5 f. . -A :r.:s.:.-1.:--...-e.:f,:-ffm...-. vgzzlz - . . .. --.- -ni . -. 11-1-- 5762 gg gl , .. 10' .'. ,, Qc 1-+L-M . --f 1' --A 1 ,I . . .. .1 A 4 Q f Ir g 436 V, H f 1-14, -A J Ji, L., im gi ,A+ 51 11' X io . T ' X N x S85 iff ff? ' 2 1 . 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Their chief was a midget and hacked at the digit With some kind of butchering knife, The pain was enough to occasion a slough And I winced with the wince of my life. IV Another one came, with an alcohol flame And a zombie expression to boot- And gleefully singed, where the sinews impinged Un the various parts of my font. And later came beavies of corpulent heavies With bumpy, exuberant ears Complaining of gripe from the succulent tripe They had downed with innumerable beers. V And wasn't it rankling when Beniamin Franklin Most suddenly sailed into sight? And bloated with mirth he descended to earth Un the cord of a luminous kite. In manner both manic and frankly galvanic He issued commands to the kite: 'You will kindly discharge an electric barrage At the Phalanx on Poor Richard's right.' VI Then Jefferson came and the Widow of Naim And Napoleon wholly in French Started loudly attacking the malady wracking Ilis toes in the throes of a wrench. llis Imperial liege was sustaining a siege At the knuckles as well as the boot. In hopes of concealing the skin that was peeling He thrust 'em inside of his suit. VII And Boswell appears, with his orbits in tears, And a Visage of Misery too. V 'What's wreaking its taunts on the Eminent Johnson Is wrecking the workings of you' I swiveled about with a terrible shout And demanded he make himself plain. 'Why this is a bout of the terrible Gout!!! That's consuming your digit with pain.' VIII By squirming and wiggles I stiffled his giggles But others continued the rite. And Negro grotesque, as a flesh arabesque . Ilad a Carnival squeezing the site. And later the scions, of African lions which Nero restrained on a chain, - were tended to graze on that tendermost place Where the knuckle had formerly lain. IX And now there approaches, in porcelain coaches, A bevy of Surgeons and suchg- - With Tunics of Satin reciting In Latin, 'Will somebody fashion a Crutch'! They finger the puls-es and someone convulses With bounteous clinical glee. 'Get wine from the arbor and summon a barber A Sawyer and Carpenter three'. X I writhed on the table and- spotted a label Surmounting a bottle of pills. Through difficult focus it proved to say: Crocus - For Boney and Skeletal llls. . - , The satisfied surgeon was humming a dirge in A state of ecstatic ferment, I tossed him a femur and leapt like a lemur Absconding the pills as I went. Xl Their color was yellow and flavored as mellow As mallow or mocha or milk And after a couple, my digit was supple As streamers of Iapanese silk. My slumber began in a regular manner But later unsettled me in my bunk, l'm bidding good day to my role of gourmet And assuming the character of a monk. I ., ,,.. I' f.tIi .fi'l. 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Their fixation on Compliments can become - Q-'guru--1-, , IN F ECTIOUS to the unwary and suceptible host distractedly wandering in his little world of murmurs and target-response. This obsessive I ' ' , iQ . ' il ew -fe . 1 1 ri ' I he ' g' ' . r I A of the Betz cells can at any time strike the nonbelievers and leave them to lu vegetate among the microbes and phages, simple prey for these intellectually hungry and culturally starved CONSULTANTS 1 l .l ylllllll ..QVi 'xlllll ,'x f 4 1 4 ' . U K, 'JV Q ' A - e e ' ' I l X , f, , 1 1. 94 ' :H - . ,. qv ' o L - ' ' ' ' . ,' A ig ' . ' .n-1 I 'I , if 1' t l- I I 4' '-.n i 3 i. :Q 1' 'f' . ii ' Y.. s I ., - r I rl: H -, , ,VIN 'nfl f lx.. , ll -I v . ,il l 1! N --'i x . 'vl :iil':li'm'ullf'll1 - 'T if ' 'xl'f:'llll!a'n'l.':lil-il J! wfl1'lf1'i!,'li'l l' I l EF?-'52 ?TY fri? ZF - C ,' ' ,g,,.,-4 : r 4 , 1 ., KJ , F C m ,S KJ 5 Ev? 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X S , ' Q A 1 A VIEW FROM THE REAR UF THE LECTURE HALL P' 56' , fx JC' .' . Sf A f' ' - X 5 61 ' X :gf ii 11 ,Q 1? I Xs'x xv S L N X, ' 1 Z' Ni NV S.!lNlN3Al HJUNII o x I n D 2 5 S :Nl 4. i V .-1 ' Ami I' .' H. ,J L A QUIET AFTERNMJN DN THE CANAL UF SCHLEMM IRI. 1004 'lVI3Nl'lNH3.l.NI f , C5 9 --J -X..-., , 4551 Q . Q? 5 N f Q afyye ,--. -'tgxgttqq 'f. .5' 3 tt L Zag h gui fe? 1' 25.3 ,4 shi X if 4 .. .. ' N' 4. ' fail 'tt ' jj Qt f 21.51, 4Q,,Z5Qiil3,,9h,,N'.b,5' . 50J,,4Z,.jWfw.XNyXXySxyKxx uv' ew A Nw t Y' THE .... l I .-R, LEU. Q ' me ENDOCRINE ORG1-LN His- ' . VAL Cvl-U. - .- GLU. 1 HSE eu.. ' ,M fx llj 4 ? .1223 1, 'fb 2.-.W , fb ,, - Zi ,, - 2 - I alt cb! 9' 1 1 Y 4' ' Iusu. P TYR. GLU. ceo. cw. CY S W NW- if fx V? .-f . , . fAf-fX--xjK- 2 f B 2 n, . 65 , ---is L A I I 1 , Q J wi? cY oi g I as A weekly periodical edited by a staff of brilliant endocrinologists who areparticularly interested in forming a closer tie between the Medical profession and the American Public. If you have a question, please forward to the Endocrine Organ, Box SU 4885, Georgetown Hospital, Wash., D. C. Names and diagnoses withheld upon request. Dear Sir: My eight year old son Emil has developed a ruddy complexion, protrud- ing eyes and seems quite overactive and nervous lately. My mother-in-law insists that he has a gland disorder of some sort. Do you think Emil should see a doctor and have some sort of tests? Signed, Worried Dear Worried: Yes, indeed, I would recommend that he take the MCAT and the first part of the National Boards. We just MIGHT be able to get him into Massa- chusetts General. Where does he stand in his class? Signed, Laurence A. Kyle Chief of Medicine Georgetown University Hosp. DearSir: After taking a course of Androgenic Hormones for being puny and under- weight, I have developed bulging muscles, frontal baldness, thick chest hair, a deep rich voice and am offered a Football scholarship to the Uni- my mother wants me to go to finishing model. The boy next door, Johnnie Klein- versity of Arkansas. However, school first and then to be a felter likes me very much and wants me to get married. He's very nice but my mother thinks we are both toofyoung. l'm very confused about everything. Can you help me? Christine C. Turner Dear Christine: You should follow your heart in this case. Don't listen to your mother because she is probably quite jealous . . . both of your relationship with Johnnie Kleinfelter and your physical superiority. Besides, any Medical Publication would tell you that boys like Johnny are hard to find. As a special present to you and Johnny, my laboratory would be delighted to run chromosome counts on all your children, free of charge, and make the necessary recommendations for treatment.. Malcolm M. Martin Chief of Gender Roles Dear Sir: A recent article in the July 1962 issue of Mademoiselle presents a series of 409 Red-headed Achondroplastic Dwarfs who had blood sugar determina- tions over a periof of 3 years. The average blood sugar was 20 Mgfk below the normal level. Do you think there could be an association between lslet cell adenoma and Achondroplastic dwartism. Signed, Puzzled Dear Puzzled: You evidently don't care to keep up with the literature. Reader's Digest and the Ladies Home Journal have since refuted the results that you speak of. Not only that, the laboratory work is questionable. Let that be a lesson to you Puzzled, never accept Lab Work that is not signed by the person who performed it in the presence of two witnesses and a notary republic. Dan Mintz Professor of Scrutiny D.C. Gen. Hospital Dear Doctor: ,My four year old Cocker Spaniel, Elmer, had been thoroughly house- broken ever since he was six months old. Recently he has been wetting the rug, the kitchen floor, and just about everything in sight. He seems awfully young to have benign prostatic hypertrophy and I am wondering about the cause of his urinary dysfunction. Any suggestions will be appreciated. Signed, Bewildered Dear Bewildered, Well, by and large, there are several things we may be dealing with. It could well be that Elmer is not really incontinent, but, in the main, polyuric. The next time you catch him urinating on the rug, deftly slip an Acetest tablet underneath him. This procedure is not without its complications, as these tablets are quite toxic when eaten by dogs, or anyone else. An alternate would be to examine his eyegrounds for microaneurysms. But ophthalmoscopes being as expensive as they are these days, your best bet is to buy a new dog. Signed, J. Canary Chief of Endocrinology 1 1 5- gf C -a-0 1+-o D G-I 4-0 US -4-o GJ u-S 2225 BUREAU Q, ' Louevies8.80U' M 4 , A f End of , ..,. 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By Andrew Marchetti, Physician to the Gynecological Department oi the Georgetown University Hos- pital, Late Electro-Therapist at the New York Lying-Inn, Galvanist to the Iohns Hopkins Hospitals, Fellow in-standing of the American Gynecologic Society, Member of the Board of the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Enrolled in the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology and the American College ot Surgeons, and Sometime Lecturer in the most excellent Amphithecttres ot this Nation. This work ts pres-'nt'-fl to the profession :ts the nmst complete treatise yet issued on th-' f-it-t-tru-ul treatment -rt' tlts--gt---it ul' wyorn-tn, und ts destined to till the xucreaming den for fl--nr :mtl practical lllrlfllClltvlj tn th-- lnmtllutg and use of strong currents after the n-cent tn:-tln-'ls first rulvocut-lvl hy Ayost-tl: The whole subject tn treated from the present t-,lan-l-I-om! ol' electrtv sch-tt--V mth ut fu and original tlluslralznm, the thorough tltudles of thu -llllllltl' :tml hu- wt-ln: clttntutl ext-urit-nee rctnltermg hun an Zllllll0l'llf' upon electrictty itself an-l itstlteral-euttc Bl'l'lllCBll0Dh. The author has eultatn-ol the practical value of the work hy incluthng tht- Q-,.-at-t dt-raft.: of treatment and results tn a number ol' cases taken from Ins Ilrtmte and hospital 1rl'zltZLlc0. Flo 15 -At rnon's Fumoto Srnn. --.. . -..--va. -. .. - Ftc. 18.-HALL Etzuwous :on Aumntsrnxxwc Ftutsxttruc Sruuts. - - - ?' ,- W, AUTHOR S GALVANIC TAMPON -Ad f , uf : Y 1 - -- r,- ff Ney, ,, AUT!-IOR'S ELECTROCULDOTOME With appendices by -'vw ' xt x iff' Q 1 .A .5 ,..,.+-ig.: , . lt l l '05, t , ' Dr. Alexander Burnitt: l . whose text is Alternating Q 3 Currents in Married Lite. t l , g Dr. George Stephens, writ- 51 Dr, frank Bepko who dis. inq on The Electrical PO- - cusses The Misuse ol Elece tricity in the Diseases of Women: A Social Study. terttial ot the Adolescent Female. THE AUTHOR ef' THE OLD 041' furA ' t X 'ill' gig' sf' as al xxxiinxsxxxg , Q X . E 0 'IQ .0 Q ,Q 0 0 lggsXw 95? RQ g Q r , 5 if e-.. v Q2 tif 1 -? sf :Sig 1 an 22 Ei 1 , 'Q' WAlXSe'0l.. M5453 9 gl, 4Ax'9n95'e5xs:5l9 7166691155 ' ' f 2399 3',p 'm .JF 14 wg' I 3 It - I . . I I , 1 ! - I 4 X In 1 MISTER SMALL Poor SHEET oi' I-IAND KNOTS MISTER SUN ONE MERCHANT MARINER's MANUAL 'Oh Captain, My Captain. 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Approached by many with an offer of Miss Infertility, she said WN0, Period. The crown for Miss Obstetrics is now under consideration. As Miss Roentgen, Gamma has won a screen test for the leading role in Barium Swallows Come Back to Capistrano. Our Judges were asked to explain their choice of Miss Ray. Their answers run as follows: WllllE BBl'ISCh Edward S01113 i4 relaxed Bfflle ff0m fhe Old World-1 KA relaxed Brave from the Neu W orldl Dil I I Hlfhl 61119 Chinchilla Some indication of pos able beauty buggest D3 l l verlnitlln repeal gene I!'l'Q' ' Gila J? a LN 4, y X . in fi-2: is-.4252 Homer Twigg Dr. Farfota IA branch Manager of Penetrating Photos Inca! fpioneer in Telescopic Radiology :fc Mass An obuou pos lble attractive girl. Beauty Radiotherapy, viz. Hiroshima 19452 cannot he ruled out. 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Gamma relaxes at home with a bottle of telepaque wine and her frisky pet. Rad R. Chinchilla. An ambitious lass. Miss Ray has won both an Orthopedic and Neurosurgical Beauty Contest, coping as first prize a bilateral lobectomy, and multiple open reductions, including Smith Peterson nail, and complete Kirschner wiring. Approached by many with an offer of Miss Infertility. she said MN0. Period. The crown for Miss Obstetrics is now under consideration. As Miss Roentgen. Gamma has won a screen test for the leading role in 4'Barium Swallows Come Back to Capistrano. Our Judges were asked to explain their choice of Miss Ray. Their answers run as follows: Willie Bensch Edward Soma f4 fellifed Bfflle ff0m the Old Wllfld-7 KA relaxed Brave from the New Worldj Da 1 I Illilll 81116 Chinchilla Some indication of possible beauty. Suggest Da 1 t Ven-min! repeat series. lt-'IQ' ' vid- J? 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' in fEiilIi I'I,I?' S q' X 15: 1' . P' ef- ff f Q f - g' INJLNQ, 2 xiii A it ' GeorggsHyaM: ,gr A -1 T-Z: - gli' . Andrew Marchetti: J A' R 1 I ,Q zoDlAc e s X the CQNSTELLATIONS 'Q J g wif ,gh 1 ' Lum If 7 fe, C9 Q.. vi 1 B 1 fx . 5 ' . fx ' I ',i f KL ' 4 0 x ' ' .. ,-.-!.r,, 222673: , fe- 5, ' W -V - 1 -21-41 ,fig ff 1 fi 7 rf 'i , Ll by , W' Aa, .N f Q1 I L 5' fw , , 'yi-.Az xy J f' , 'W ' TV 3 T3 ,Q 1: 1 1W f ff ' 5Q,e1'f 31 'G WAV ,4g1 0fy,f,fJ' fx. xl , 1 Q N 'A l QQL-..f -.-Q' , WL' f , A, 'f1i'i'i'T 4 ' 41, 2 K' AL ' . X f ',I,Y X .nth 1' fr ' 56:31 2 . , K 't is ' 9 , ff f g . +-5-T fa 4 Pg if 3 fy' Y 2 K 5L11fi'.r-ifigll' if ' 4 1 - n . J ' 3- 1,9-'-'L-erfrfg X NX WAYL1 lx 3 E! ,U ng , ,i .5m sf- M 1 g f : yr: , qt ,, , X ,, g , X . , 9 X7 W' 1 . .I ' ss, LEA if WW ,g 'IWW THE SONG OF SCUT A LAMENT ALLEGRO No. PENsERoso Sl -- L - L - Q r Eb J:-SQ J F1 T117 ,TK f I 1:1 a u-n clf-if-:AL '4l -4, 'F Qfsggiigisi mix . f J' 5 ggifig?43i15i4?Eg+.Eg5EA Clark. ulifh fhe Jum'-or aff-nfcal annex. Qf grdpnf- Ly 'igjgi -V W -1 i i , jf,I',. :Ziff - I pi lr.- T' ' 2-if 'P-' 5 A A -Q - ' ' ' V ' 2 Th summer hafi me dufies 4-wqifmy my eve- ry marnmyaf work. WAATQ pa nhl 4 i 1 - 5 F 5,-5 : 1-gs-fins: EYKT :I : 711 1? lac mcalCL:mcA1. CLHK -' 'Es ,2 5 'A'- f,.:. -5.155-:Eg:':F:' ::::: - -f1?::.'dE4-E: 'E c4pious5eufjbf1hJunior Clfnlealjiarfmm e me , y ' , ' ' - m e 5' -r 'Fu' ssFE2 55 ' ' H . n b l gl I f ' 'E - - E Eg 5:-Ezaziiggii Q . sgxszzzzk 'H'Gf'::fBi:'RU S PAGING ME STAT O Y -LARGE, ET ARGE D , O DTMROTY vw. r 1 as ,K William Amo,-950, Alfred Luessenhop: f - ' - V I U , In .-,ix x - , - -. .- f,- 4 X X I f' Q5 Taurus Arles ,u ., QNX- 1 s X , 44 1 Q .1 QNX QA I James O'Rourke: I 'rfb q :kai 3 -.- Libra 'V Ml , -- -al I - fx W.-U , , .5 ' ' I5 , -1- --if-A -1 fy ...X x I -1 Sl-f-as -ff X X ' ' . J Z. ' VVFA T X' L ' 6 ' ff E, 1 --Q, fx 'F - 'Q , Th2Fle?rEes: J CharlesL:gfnageI:?m 5,1 I emlnl Z-I-1: X X K' ri N 11' 11- ' X lf, LX lg ,Mgmt E ev' 'A ,I N R A My ' ll ,ff - gqryhxl L- ' P ,ff 3 ' , f , 'fffsgm jg 'a H1 Styx ffl llllgllwn 5 fl I fm Q k fl , - rl' Qlll f l, 'lx ' l all K, fs:-r-1 Q -af :ff . - if ff f J En.-lille K ' 0::.::,:.1tLzYf ,f f I Q xl -I.,-'f I I milf? if X4 -: f' f ,fdlglbwlfll .s. E,-f-v 25,4 WM ' nur I , ' George Hlggms: M- ul a fy 'Q 'Q P d ,M I6 - eier Conra : 'ff - X Pun 1 asf 'ffl 'fix K , X fq Lucifer '1 fx Henry Balch li! l Gaster f7ov- - , fffffl- v ' . H xl ' Z0 R V' fkZi44, x 67,092 0 GE7! MEN- ,rj V 7,511 I If I -I 1 02. , 4110- f-'gasp LVI4 Z.. 1 XX .L X -M 4- , -e.. fi.-1 gif ,Z - We X41 f r - N N? - f I XX xx Q l fd X ll 1 if Charles lfing: Her Baker: Scorplo A ' fffx X X qUUI'IUS , X nxlx ulullf 'Elllllf l,j' JMX X -fl? 41 , ll , f , 6 ll'l l xv -E! F George Hyatt: L ' TL- '-l1 : - os -5 se was 1 r Q , Q f Andrew Marcl1e1'i'i: A' E L r Q zoDlAc E , the CONSTELLATIONS SURGICAL SUPPLIES Surzical, for Englishmen to use during' Ufrightfully bor- ' ine herniorrhaphiesf' Includes: Record player with Stereo Rece . Dart t .tw ' 14 .2 1 will -1 C J I - - -1 . Hlnam - ,gy K: lrmn, X A, , ' f f T .1'v:4I:A'Z7l1?'?-qty? d .eq ij:- .', 1 ' . -' .-,,- l recording: of entire Enslish Parliam gli? a. Tea set. stainless steel Wk b ta. Anthony . Armstrong' Jones john F. Kennedy 5. Charles DeGaule Darts, steel, tl D0z.l shaped like slxybult 5 misslei R sf cAPs, ptacle for catching Cat. No. 5768390 535.00 , ,-gli' X ,gi-.gil K ,.:?'.f'? f Miners, complete with adjustable 'fig light. For performing pneumonecto- ,qi mies on Patients with silicosis -5-..f2'.ilV'-'1 f 7 sq 3 dropped H's board, suitable for mounting pictures of: George Washington 2. Eamon DeYalera :. 33122- 53-+ + ,.,. . 12.52 ' ' '- - X ent sinzinq: Stone CATHETER, Foley, Indwellmg For use of surgical staff during operations exceeding three hours in duration. 0 6965969 123 4 s 61 lithectomiesu by Dr. Peabody Cat. No. 9386154 Cat. No. 83940576 523.50 527.50 Cold De-ad In De Market, C514 xo, 4057505 S'-517.50 Cat. No. 5935209 SHS ATLAS, N, Slvllfilf 'AIM I':NT1'1'I.If:n Q, 551 5.5 l R,-XIlll'AIi VIICXVS JcUHS QI' lmflfefl stoves, RUBBER 5 E -A-i ii NICVKSU HY With plexiglass windows for viewing crih . Z3 ,L -' jg 'Q A ' ' ' Q Holes-ik 5 - Q! 0' H6 I OI Ifllffll R' can. No. 4637960 55.98 f' ' -15 5, 1 Hfjf 'lxht lulrli ziicrib notes with answers to Surgeon's favorite ij. Qi' :, A-YD questions such as: What are the 17 muscles 1 A L X' - .I i'f'f,f,,.- A v attached to the scapula? . . . Are we in .fy ' . , .541 'f' fl Ilfll fiFll'fRTY the thorax or the abdomen now! . . . :Sf ,Ki -1 :'w Where in hell is the suction 7 'If' f'.5.'l'. Nfl. S-1756259 Cat. No. 5768930 82.50 H il E 912.50 ti, ,P 'K-,li 5537 .7 ' r' if ' -4 BLOCK, ' stainless str-el, Orthupu- ' 9 0 9 pw- .. 17:1 :Effie IL fliC. with hulvs fm' ln- T, ' 'W' 5t-mm hip mn. f 0 o Q L 5' ' GOWN, BLQQD. Cft, N1 . 5710031 ,f , A ' mo. f o g' . , fy 1 A STAINED, STERILE fwith liuilt in lrliut Factnrnl 7 7 3' .' 7 For Obstetricians arriving too late for delivery. S1000 arld, ,Ml 3' i -fi 55, , To he worn when appearing before the pa- ' lv., il ,.v' we if tient's family to congratulate them. A , ll1i.f 4 .- V ' ' Car. No. 80294875 39.65 7 gi i GOWN, sri-:Rims aff BRONCHOLITH NURSES ff I4 iI,'5 With foam ruhher padding in ' ' I fi 3 7 - strategic places for future nurses 3 - I- 1 .9 stainless steel. . d , . ,. 1 ,Q t , Complete with hroncholiths in seven lovely who are 'Marcin ln 'na ng Q, pastelle colors and Manual of Broncho- ful ' doctors' b. With special candy compart- . '1 ar-1: M NRM Q t b HAND OBSTETRICAL KIT, X Bn' ,Qi ' 2555 specxal.lncludes: . fy!-1' ' 'if' SLAPPERS l -T'.'l.Q Z '- X 2221 a. Placenta bucket, stainless steel. TL Automatic, chrome plated. 3-ll liZff?3-E b. Overalls, sterile. - 1 For surgeons who are i11- '. - U' c. Mop and pail. tempered but lazy. givin- k d. Valpreda-proof ear plugs. '1 cam. No. 86750891 3743.98 El' E ' 3 Cat. No' 673452 ff 529.98 'ie MASKS SURGICAL , ev.. 7 55. -TK: ' ii lf Tia 2' 2 ,-G5 V- . J - a. With built in scowls for Dr. Ol ff 15 Colfey's operations. 53.98 'gi R h :lx 'A O -sg: I G f ., - If -A ll 'V I' . F7 In SSX 'll A will - as -Q .X X v . - ' xxx? S . .,,- .. ment for avoiding orthostatic hypoglycemia. 34.50 I I 9 A I F 9 . , L :X , ,, f . 9 EF X 1 21 . 92: 1 qu 5.14 Q1 f Vey, x ' A f ,, Qu N M ' .-: Ill -5 -f yup I, 44 9 4 1 11 , 'J 1' ' 4 I 1 PATHOLOGICAL For use following fruitless laparotomies. lncludes: a. Gall Bladder, acutely intlamed with stones b. Appendix, acute perforated, with gangrene c. Uterus: with tibroid tumor with carcinoma of the endometrium with carcinoma of the cervix in situ with foreign body fred crayonj Cat. No. 5700983 0' 556.50 ' tif' f:-F ii f V' c. With sterile plastic nose guard .I to protect against the llying lf.-s' ,N Ii ' il' elbows of busy surgeons. ' -w ', fi . v.tQN.-wL:',,-'I I. Car. Nos. 47567g-8g-9 39.00 RECORDING, X . V flapef of verbal abuse. .O Y N To be played in the operating room in the event K flu N, H. that the surgeon is late. Available also in French, ' ,-' all 431, 7 .5 fi -'we ' ' .52 - Spanish, ltalian, German, Swahili, Urdu and Serbo- l x- ,TL img: Croatian for use with foreign house staff. ,h Q., ' 3:50 1 STERILE , 'gs ' - ', ., . Cat. No. 7899946 flinglishj 57.50 , 4-I.. 1 -J . 3. a. For cardiovascular scrub C N li 4 nurses. at' 0' 7899947 CFM' Lango s9'75 ,kfg W' cn. No. 46578 82.50 53, ' ff 'QF .- - . lim V X :asf . .5 Q? W '--5953 .ef-'if S ff . -- .- 'iff 'I -:' W, X 'fi - 51, I . 'f fr ' -4 . ' SCALPEI.-THROWER, b. Extra-large size for Oh- f : stetrical nurses. Cat. No. 46879 59.80 , ,. ,. 2 Z , K J mr ' 'le 'X' 0 'lite 'px . ' 3 1 Q ff YC? ll P I I g n y f Q .I f if , Q 'Q 5 . I J lr J X For those tense moments that happen to come Q when Dr. Colfey's hands are both engaged ln B y grasping iatrogenic bleeding points. A ,, Y xl! 'Sl . . -i EJ F . ' 'Y' 'VII' -. ,V l, . ' II. fn' 5:'v milf Automatic fwith 3 speedsj -wx ,Eff xl 7 QA I H lf,-A-4' .1 can. No. 9335221 51014.50 el , ms, SCISSORS, stainless steel. I car. No. 6647759 SCISSORS, 172. . 17 stainless steel. Cat. No. 6647758 3. Rhinoplasty . . . lnsert earplugs. 11. Thyroidectnmy . . . Look tor Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve . . . Urder Vaporizer. For cutting sutures SUPPLIES Qconl'dj For cutting sutures too slmrt. 52.50 too long. 32.50 STEREO RCA victor recording of Dr. Brick sing- ing: l hate to say l told you so, but l told you so. Cat. No. 6473309 85.98 PANSURGICAL DRAPE 2. Cranlotomy . . . Talle Tigan. 500 mgms . . . Call Carpenter. ,--, a ,-,s. ' U 1. Open Eye Surgery with Total Retinal Bypass . . . ug - A .4 , Take ntl the Patlent's Glasses. . .Put away your . f l'tlctlardsol1's. S. Breast Biopsy . . . Hare all Students Palpate and lden- A 1 tity the Mass .. .Then. go to the other lreast where It , ' , ' really is . . . Excise Mass. .. Send to Path. . . Tear ! 4. Radical lteclt . . . Tear along the llotled-Line. cn Dotted line it CA . . .Flop the specimen in your Kidney gp., B'DttI. 'll em g . , asm e y so no one fl seer arnln umor ANN, .L 7. i F 12. Scalene Rode . . . Do an Exclsional Iti- ,- opsy . . . ltorr gather up fragments subtly 1, yz- ...Orderllood...lotsotBIood...Call Q ' ' tor help. Cholecystectogy .!. . Isolate' Cyst? ' artery f- , 4, 3 1 and Common uc . . . iga e an II ys ic 1 ' . - Artery . . . Repair Common Duct. . 'e,,,,,,,.' , 5. ldrtit! Valvulolllasty , . . Hire C. ltutnagel, quietly . . . luy Cardio-Pulmonary Bypass . . . Pray . . .Get I , the Pacemaker . . . Call Dr. Schreiner. H .J s ,. .W :J ' . : , P 14. Exploratory Laparotomy . . . '- Q3 1 Note Special on Path Specimens. ' E 2. th' 4. W- ' lillllsdnrrxil GPlelllJiss.yl,u.eltlaIxeyillil7 ' ,4 A 13. Tlztoraootomydi . Richeclt'hPrD Resident do an end-to-end lnasto- ' ' ' ' ' 'mu' an ess' 3 0' mosis. , 7 Exposure. . . Feel collapsed Lung t 17. Umbilectomy . . . Remove lurt . . .Standard Excision . . . Remem- ber: Elasloplast to the luttoclts. 'T 'Q 'Y 8. Routine Appendectomy . . . Make very ' small irrclslon .. . Loollillg at appendix. al- ways say: 'Grossly lntlamed' . . . Ignore Re- gional ltodes. , ls. cull weellly Speclal . .. Mealal Stenosts . . . 5 lladder ltecll Resectlon . . . , V. Prostatectorrry . . . A . tree up sigmold . . . - Relnlplarlt ureterr. Z 'N V . 79 '4-J ' . 5 . wht , . 5' 10. Halluxectomy . . . Ask the Student all muscles ln- sertirlg onto ltallux . . . low ask the Resident . .. Q' Ask tor Sterile 'Grey's'. M 5 84 -1 if .. . Sew up Rents . . . Call tor the .l 'I!lrd'. El . ' ' ' 1 H 15. Parantedlan Exploratory . . . - Wrap laror in Cloth to Protect Organs . . . Repair Tears in the if Sltledlf. . . Remove Sllleen. 5? 15. Tendon Repair . . . Isolate Tendon . . . Evaluate Wrist-ltrop FU. Q -, A 18. Ingulnal llernla . . . Have Resi- ,L - dent or Student Identity ligaments f et. cet .... Repair Ileum with U0 Chromic. ...bg 1 9. Repalr blur Removal ot Medial Lemnlscus - . . . Tlrne yorrrrelt: cnly IB Minutes allowed . . . Isolate and Remove Lemnlscus . . . Re- arlaetomou Pltellar llonrl Vessels . . . Call the lfltl 'IIIR . . . Call Dr. Kendrick. J. 've' 1' 1 20. Cut llorrn . . . Identity veln . . . pick it y .. up and tree fully . . . control bleeding . . . '1 ...li extend Inclslon upward to next blue line on 31. 1 1- slrln. G N, X Q.. .ff ,N5.,'f,f----11 5' X wp gg x :ul ff 21 I' ' ' .V N , ,' - A 6 at - N .., , P 6. x -f -4 w x - W H5 ,.af.11 . 4 x me 4 ,lf V rv- ..,k3 , Z. X C, 6 Q f mi :1' Q wif 4 ' ' ------ . .. x -X 1 'I -.--- I xx K i 'W i x f 1 YE 7 X.. Wg A'f' xx, 5 - A f x 'i QM L f? 3 5 ' fm S : -f-r' H-I f- fi A f Q I x. Q Q Q X' A MSE MX Q XE VV C Z . 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'cf I.. 3 LL 52 W in TYPE THE CHOLERIC THE SARDONIC TYPE THE PHLEGMATIC TYPE GRIMM ERS THE BROTH NTE E VISAGE A FRO TH GRIMM RS THE BROTHE cn BOR LEER KING BELA 5- C5 Z -,I 1 Z Ll-I l'7 l i 1 -I : CD ,- PROTOTYPE THE AN ABSOLUTE CRANIUM 9.0 40' OOS seq wif' THE SANGUINE TYPE THE NOBLE TYPE CANDIDE A TERGO THE VISAGE LANCELOT T r .5 E Xiiffit III il Merry ManueI's Infirmarian Oil An Uld Professor's Distillate Being Tonic, Demulcent, Regulator and ReLaxative. Useful Against Fireballs of the Womb, Locked Bowel, Open Bowel, Low Blood, High Blood, Wide Blood, Narrow Blood, Clot on the Heart, Prostitutis, Pops, Kernels, Sores, Sweats And the Sundry Lumps To Which our Frail Nature is Prone. Useful for our Nature, itself!, The Screaming Mighty Jesus, Applause and Trichotomy. Rr llmygdala amara, lBitter Almondiz Amygdala dulce, tSweet Almandl: Guiacum, tltuiacl: Ulmus, tSlippery Elmlz Adeps, lLard7: Eupatorium, Uhoughtworti: Chondros, tlrish Mossy: Myristica, tNutmegJ: Aspidium, lMale Ferni: Euonymus, twahonlz Mel, tlloneyja Sapa mullis, lsnft soapy: Scutellaria, tSkullcapJ: Serpentaria, fvirginia Snake Rooti: Althaea, imarshmallowlz Triticum, tcouch Grassl: Viburnum opulus, ttramp Barki: Humulus, fllopsiz Acidum Gallicum, tliaulic Acidiz TAKE, TRITURATE, AND MIX TILL RATHER FULLY BLENDEU THESE TWENTY UDD INGREDIENTS. FUR TWD MONTHS USE INTENDED Selphelps from the Professor, fwith Malice to Numbj, Comes as quarter-grain Pearls in a mlnim of Rum! For, the Patient is Rheumy, tthough the Cubicle's NOTJ, With Tightness of Chest, and Constriction of Thought. For Spice, and all that's nice in-halts, A drachm of ILM: 'laundiced Liquor of MultiLaughs'. From this sludge come bubbles, smoke and a voice well-known, Echoing: Mono, Mono, Mono, in Monotone. This Last, done with great Manuel Dexterity and Rigor, lmbues all with a sense of Pseudo Pseudo Vigor. As a balm to soothe and subdue all distress, For Overnight Use, apply it H. S. When it's time to LaTendresse. For your Cole's and Fits, it may be good. lt may be Authfull, but if it should, That's the way it goes in DesMondane World. For Anxiety, you'll Steinback and be amazed, That in Liquor Amnii, it has a pleasant taste. To make a manic of you, use semiannually as ointment. fMrs. Poland will book your next appointment.J For Palpitations, they'll decelerate and beat no Moe', But keep its use to a Minim, 'tis possible to beat Ton Slow. For your Sweet tooth, to get the Moss out, lt's DBI and nonConformin. Check the Urine, Check the Sugar But Do Not give Phenformin. For it's a rolling stone that gather no deLawter. Cool Clear, deLawter. This the Barbers widely tout, For ambulating patients: 'Get them Pottering about'. Who Knows? The Shanno Knows. You'd better Russell up some buckets, Sir, And, take a Horvath, as it were, For beauty is only Skin deep. Now it's time for the pelvic on little lost Sheep, 'There, let Hyman oft appear in Saffron Robe, with Taper Clear' fMiltonJ. And let the Aides, as well, appear With Crystal Slides of Waterclear. If ankylosed with Rheumatiz, rack not your Brains For it's not the goose that Begets the Crains. Few can match the enthusiasm this Galenical imparts Reading the Hyatt Act, in the Seven Boney Arts, He draws the fastest Cheroot in the West!!! The Thing being done, OPD gone, it's for the Best. Non Rep. A LISTING OF THE VERY CHOICEST ESTATES NOW ON THE MARKET 1' W - Q'-.414--' - .1 7 ri. xy '1 ' 1-w if ' 'W IN THE ARLINGTON COMMUNITY: Open for inspection, a classic rambling ranch house. This house is unique, with its wailing rooms, operating theatre, fu- neral parlors and crematorium. Originally it was owned by two brothers, one a quasi-surgeon, the other an undertaker. This cut down on operating expenses, so to speak. These frugal brothers also sold headstones and had a small cemetery in the back yard Imost graves unmarkedl. This house would be ideal for the social or civic minded family: the large rooms and crematorium might be used for private parties and weenie roasts. They might also be rented to such groups as the K. of C., Lions, NAACP or the American Nazi Party. The kids can use the operating theater and practice with their do-it-yourself Ben Casey Kits. Inquire: Dorothy Reed. P. O. 416, City 94 FOR SALE: A small but potential community hospital located in the lovely Georgetown neighborhood. Here is a three hundred bed relatively modern medical unit which by next year hopes to be fully approved for internships and residencies. Although prominent in the fields of cardiac surgery and internal medicine, the hospital's two outstand- ing features are itsipicturesque and congenial cafeteria, trumored to have had a two million dollar profit last yearl and a small but adequate emergency room lcapable of holding forty staff members and one patient in cardiac arrest.l Located nearby are: 1. Nightingale HallAA young ladies boarding house which with minor changes in the floor plans, lighting and laws had been made into a professional building. 2. A dormitory of the local college, The Kober Hall, housing both male and female students. Two interesting Master theses have come from the university this year: The Pros and Cons of Free Love cf Comparative Anatomy, Braille System. 3. An H shaped building housing the dental clinic and a lending library. This library, boasting a full Zane Gray collection, runs on a non-profit no volume principle. 4. This car-filled area is a research and farming tract run by the GTU flocal agricultural collegel. It operates entirely without government subsidy gaining income from quick frozen mud pies ipopular among the toddler setl and towing charges for stuck cars. It is also rumored they have a contract with the hospital cafeteria. Inquire: Sister Philist'i11a,' Georgetoume , snr. FOR SALE: THE GEORGE ORWELL ESTATE-A beautiful four-acre tract along the banks of the muddy Anacostia River in the heart of the Washington Forest fJunglel. The major buildings consist of: A. Gate House: used for reviewing and screening guests. Main Manor: is divided into two principle sections. The larger section once occupied by the rotund Mr. Orwell ta questionable Pickwickianl is designed in the character and philosophy of this thinking man, permeated with the feelings of contemplation, notion, concept, somnolence and stasis. The smaller tlesserl wing indeed was designed in the character and philosophy of Mrs. Orwell, a woman of action Cquestion- ably thyroid toxicl. The rooms here seem permeated with kinetics, dynamics, doing, obsession, compulsion and acting-out. C. Male Servants Quarters is a picturesque, pre-Columbian red brick completely renovated in 1776 in the spirit of that year. G. Female Servants Quarters and Dining Hall-recommended by Duncan Hines: the female servants that is. N. Guest House: designed primarily for carefree yet gracious living. Plans are in progress for a forty foot bar and a belfry. The caretaker has perfected a new drink Libri-beer-um and is also providing the Chiropters desmodontidae to be used either in the DT's or the belfry. D. Stables: Here the Orwells kept largely mares which it would appear were used only occasionally for breeding. However, rumor has it Mr. Orwell was influenced greatly by Johnathan Swift's A Sensible Proposal. The remaining buildings are used to store contraband drugs. Inquire: Charity Goodhue, Dept. Public Assistance, City B. FOR SALE: On Wisconsin Avenue at the edge of old Georgetowne occupying ten acres of valuable apartment building land stands the Mount Alto girls finishing school. Tra- ditionally from the turn of the century a classical curriculum of walking, talking, tea and such prevailed. However in the early forties under the guidance of a new head master, fellows were first admitted. Since then it has catered solely to veterans. It is felt that under new management, pressure might be applied to get the fellows out. Inquire : Carrie Nation REAL PROPERTIES A BARGAIN This lovely New England colonial was originally erected on Nantucket Island by an old sea captain for his lovely young wife. The high towering widow's walk fwhich she hopefully walkedl was her design, making an un- expected arrival of her husband's ship impossible. One day after a tangle with Moby Dick the old captain slipped into port in a little dingy and caught the young wife and her lover by surprise. After dunking the wife and keel- hauling the lover the old captain died of a stroke. The building was willed to the United States Navy which moved it stone by stone to Bethesda, Md., where it served as a naval infirmary. However with the new spending pro- gram a new seven hundred bed infirmary is to be built over the next twenty years so that the Navy is giving the building away if someone will move it off the Adm.iral's golf course. Until completion of the new infirmary Navy personnel will be treated at Walter Reed Army Hospital or referred to their Survival at Sea Manual. I1zquire.'E'manualC'a1z't, Bethesda, Md. f--.. . T --Q 2' ' r W- -... . , Y. . . f - A . 1.4 . ' . ' - , pil' 1.- 'fi FOR. SALE: To the virile man who wants a large family this three hundred room English Gothic home, complete with two hundred children and thirty five wives. It was originally built for the Shaw of Begat to house his modest family. However with the recent uprising of his eunuchs the Shaw was forced to flee this country and return to his oil soaked sands. Inquire: Vlahos, Geriatric Ward, C.H. SALE: One hospital: UNITED STATES ARMY SURPLUS HS-Irs43 Due to budget cut we must sell. Includes following features: 1 3-rooms, surgical HS-SPO-110 , 400 beds, hospital HS B02-001 300 linens, assorted HSLO 3-001-2-8 5 20, 2 by 10 pans, bed HS P04-003 ' 1 Ray-X machine HS-X-05-021 X 700 balls, medicine HS-B-02-002 1 WAC, Pfc. HS-Gyn-03-34.52 The sale was necessitated by the recent cut in military spending and our own cost conscious program. Due to the large appropria- tions required for the design and production of medals for the Little Rock and Oxford campaign fto be worn by all military personnel with battle stars for those who actively participatedj the Army feels it best to dispose of this hospital. 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A7 Here ns our Credenza, wnth nts Iamboree es ni JCR ,.W.,.L V. is ,- x, .wwe mf' v f ' if? I 5? N? X V , , , Q 1 f . X ff Fr I Y X5-- Kg- 1 . f n.. , , , ,-,i,,,N, - QQ' 53 ,.-.. ,,,,,.,.,, - A .-. , .. I I X I I I I W V - 33'-...iq N--V Q gt- -V -.. i i':'V,,,- ,,4,e,,.,' .:,,,-xx . N. Q 1 -4 A '-it V,V. V 'r - , V- ' ,I NQQL ui m,,wV' ' -t- , E 'ig' , I TIIIS SIMPLE SLATE BIARKS TIIE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF OUR STAFF ri' LAID TO REST XVITH THEIR BOOK ON THE FOURTH DAY or APRIL, MCMLXIII MAY ITS MAKERS Vi DAVID cooNEY R I P JOSEPH HAYES W. Proctor Harvey V Faculty Editor Long Live the King Stanley Permowicz Literary Editor Let No Man Write My Epitaph I Joseph Tuthill ' Business Editor ii He Could be Bought Robert DeBernado . Photography Editor A Flash in the Verlchrome Pan ' Robert Kral Copy Editor i Three Picas High, Five Picas Wide C Charles Mulry Senior Editor Silver Threads Amongst the Gold WITH THEIR CLOSE COLLEAGUES IN SEPULCHRITUDE Philip Guerin Consultant in Letters I Kevin Donahue Consultant in Antics i Algimantas Balciunas Consultant in Focus i James Halligan Consultant in Situ I Joseph Kump Consultant in Dates I Raymond Sullivan Consultant in Architecture l Ronald Logosso Consultant in Inks ' AND THEIR STAFF CROWN STRONG ON ELYSIAN FIELD HOCKEY Arthur Weisenseel Cartographer Malcolm Magovern Meistersinger Rolser Chahon Gamesman James Small Calligrapher , Judy Hayes Sustainer Joan Kump Amanuensis Sally Smith Scrihe Roger Smith Botanist Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Perry A Sympathetic Environment HEIRS TO THEIR THANKS, AN AMPLE TESTAMENT Charles Paquette Joyce Cormier Lucienne Fleurant Biaggio Melloni and the Entire Department of Medical Dental Illustration The Archivists of the National Library of Medicine The Librarians at Our Medical Library The Curators-Cicerones of the Smithsonian Institute And. Doctors Phelps and Latendresxe, for their Thoughtful Easter Movement. , -,,,.-5.-- LV, vii- ,g VW, - f ff'-f if - . 'lr ' 98 T' I I I I x I I it I 1 l I l l Q 4 I A I 'xx 'rr 54.4221 24 ..o:4Mf,4,..M fmilwf :fa de: Mm.f'z'5AZ42w Jklfd fhfb JA ibm Ikea! In wdiri 100 afabs A . - dfknandf malqzmzzfy I ,, f . :iffy fi 2. f S 522: 5 1 1 1 rf Q 'Q .JZ ,M ' 1 ' VY 7 3235 MM! - - . v f ' V' ii? 5 JL ,dicnic E'h : . .1 .'i 1 Jlfeflsfw xfiaajf? Maw v 52425 jorv.f7ffr fb CHRI? 6 Jfffjxkxnl ffm ew , f f'2f,'rzfW'W 5 W-?f a ,LL 4 XM! ' , fl A A g R Q +'V . 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They occur more frequently, affect more people, require more pro- longed treatment, cause more suffering by the fami- lies of the afflicted, waste more of our human re- sources, and constitute more financial drain upon both the Public Treasury and the personal finances of the individual families than any other single condi- tion. We must promote -- to the best of our ability and by all possible and appropriate means -- the mental and physical health of all our citizens. Excerpt from a message from The President of the United States to the 88th Congress This is a capsule... -lt ' . Q vyvl '1- ' ' ' and it looks deceptively simple. Certainly not as complex as an x-ray machine, a fully equipped operating room, or a modern pharmaceutical analysis laboratory. But appear- ances can be deceiving. Into this capsule went countless hours of research, the clinical investi- gation of thousands of patients by scores of physicians and-finally-painstaking manufactur- ing controls. 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