George West High School - Longhorn Yearbook (George West, TX)

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As the lughf fluckers on agaun ut shows that James Clements us stull havung trouble wuth hus nught lufe It seems that he can t make up hus mund whether he wants to spend hus tume chasung women or wuldcats We fund Darlene Hunes un the capacuty of Colonel un the Wafs As usual, she us gettung around but stull has her eye on a certaun Corporal lt appears to us that Phullup Cooper has not changed very much sunce graduatuon He stall doesn t do a darn thung Maurune Newman, now a famous cobra snake charmer, us seen down un the Congo It seems that she us better at charmung snakes than at charmung men at least the snakes luke her Johnny Wulluams and Arlyn Houdmann are now un the barbermg business, not that they are so good at barberung but they luke to sung so well From the number of customers un theur shop, we thunk they ought to have plenty of time for practuce Maybe ut IS the practuce that keeps the shop so empty Dagmar seems to be gettung a luttle competutuon from Jo Dell Tullos these days Every nught on theur televusuon shows they seem to be tryung to cut each others ah, throats As for these plungung necklunes, lust how far can they go'7777 Lullue Mae Nesloney has now started a womens Globe Trotters basketball team They are knowu as the World Trotteretts Theur spare tume us spent un puttung on and takung off theur black nuke-up Jerry Gaddus and Wullard Wulluams are now Jerry and Wullard Wulluams Along wuth theur sux chuldren they are found followung the Norte Dame football team, of whuch Wullard us coach ln her spare tume Jerry pounds the uvory keys Bulge Hotel un Casenova Calufornua, us now, due to funancual misfortunes, goung from door to door takung un laundry Who should thus be but Hannah Pugh The crystal ball shows Mary Ellen Bradfute un a large pruvate hosputal room It seems as uf she us havung a speedy recovery from a smash up lob Really, you can hardly recognuze Mary Ellen as everythung but her nose mouth, eyes, and one bug toe us bandaged Thus us all due to the fact that her hot rod turned sux flups whule goung at the rate of llO mules per hour A famuluar sught fluckers unto vuew, the State Faur of Texas Before a gulded cage of pheasants stands Lunda Kruetsch She us a noted breeder and wruter on these fowls and has lust completed a book, to be entutled The Hearts and Munds of Pheasants Wonder uf she knows as much about menvvv The raduo stars had better begun to watch theur waustlunes for the gurl behund the counter un Raduo Cuty s Confectuonary us now Mary Frances Snuder Sunce her start un George West she has worked fuer way up nucely Even the uce cream cones has grown famous Plastered over the front pages of newspapers we see the puctures of Melvun Sweet Not that he has done anythung great well you mught coll ut great, as he robbed Brunks again, sungle handed and made off wuth ten mulluon dollars After playung un the George West Hugh School Band Ysabel Cantu has decuded to do further work un the lune of LatunAmerucan musuc Teamed wuth her us the sunglng sensaslon of all Mexuco Oluvua Morun You can now hear them over your fruendly statuon, XELO In Juarez, Mexuco . . p . . . . . I ' . . . . 2 . . . I . . 0 . . 1 1 I The widow of the once great and wealthy oilman, Derrick Digahole, owner of the famous Oil ,, . . . . . . . . I . I . . . . . - , 1: - ll - . u I . . . . . . . . . I .

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PROPHECY One day un i962 a fruend of mme, whule strollung around Coney Island, chanced upon a booth entutled, Madame Zurocky World Famous Fortune Teller Beung curuous to know what had be come of the Senuor Class of 1951 52, she went un Thus us what Madame Zurocky saw Upon gazung unto the crystal ball who should be puctured there but Dan Reagan, champion ughgp-Qpapper of the year By the way be sure to see Dan un hus latest movue hut, Beware of the u up Next the scene changes to the streets of Lrttle Bug Horn There, walkung down the street us a squaw carryung a papoose on her back She turns around and gazes at the hulls where her husband Bug Chuef, us huntung We recognize her as Patty Holmes Madison Square Garden comes unto vuew and un the arena we see .lum Pugh or Lump Lump wrestling wuth Gorgeous George Gorgeous has uust been knocked unconscuous by Lump Lump s famous thump Glutterung wuth duamond uewels us Margaret Hayes playung her famous vuolun at Carnegie Hall By the way she us engaged to the socualute, Richard Van Rutzenburg James Stewart and Harold Cox are makung theur furst Western movue They are starrung un e roles of the now retured Gabby Hayes and Fuzzy St John We see Maruan Troell un a large New York Cuty Hosputal where she has a head lob wuth three assistants lt us her lob to check and to see that the surgeon leaves no unstruments unsude the ln the crystal ball we see Parus, France and un thus faur cuty we also see Toby Tate Before hum are many shapely beautues competing for the tutle of Muss Frenchy He seems to be takung hus tume, as usual Now the soft lught shunes on the unternatuonally known unteruor decorator Evelyn Bradfute At the present tume, she us decorating the Stork Club and has become so engrossed un her work wuth colors that she has shed her fourth husband and taken a fufth wuth the name of Black and Blue Comung unto our vuew us the cold slab of a morgue owned by none other than Leslue Hobbs As he comes out the door, we hear hum say the famous words l had better be shovelung off The scene changes to the unteruor of Africa and here we see the bug game huntress Barbara Maples She us undecuded un her preference of huntung two or four legged animals Of course we mean monkeys or elephants As the crystal ball becomes brighter, ut brings before our eyes the umage of Tommy Rogstad, now president of Unuted States Steel lf you are lucky enough to get un, you wull probably fund hum wuth hus feet propped comfortably upon hus desk and, utterly unconscuous of knowing ut, wull be typung away wuthout a sugn of that machune The marquees on Broadway are agaun glutterung wuth puctures of the oomph gurl of i962 thus us none other than Frances Goebel, re-enactung the roles of Mae West You remember, the Come up and see me sometime' gurl - u n U . . . . I , , - . . . . ,, ' ll . I I . . 0 . , ' I . . . . - ll Il . . - ' , I . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,h victim. ln fact, due to her carelessness a patient now has scissors in his stomach to help with his digestionu . . . . gg . pg . . . . . . . . ' . - , u - I 0 . . . Q . I ' . . , . 1 ll . 1 . .

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ln the ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel we fund Delores Brysch gazlng rntently through the French doors at a new custom built convertible She IS probably wastung to nab the owner, since a while back Red lost hrs convertible and rn the process also lost Delores We fund Josephune Burell happily marrred and lrvmg on a farm Everythlng ns going smoothly except they are havrng a lot of trouble wxth Petunua thelr thirteenth chuld It seems she rs teach Ing the younger ones to fly from the roof of the barn The Alax Hoslery Company has a new model to advertlse theur famous brands of hosiery lt rs none other than June Strnckland Her legs are rnsured by Bonds of London for a mrlllon dollars We see Barbara Woodard In the hull of the Stork Club checkrng hats Sunce the Stork Club was burlt rn Clegg two months ago she has met her husband Ollwell Pete owner and operator of the Club One never can tell what wall be burlt next rn Clegg You never know what the value of your own halr IS especrally rf It IS curly Nelson Morrts has has blond halr rnsured for a ghastly sum by the Rave Home Permanent Corporatron Rave sells like hotcakes since Curley advertises It and his favorite slogan us Don t go to your grave wuthout a Rave Home Permanent Just as my friend was leaving she suddenly remembered that one of the Senlor Class had not been mentioned When she lnqulred of Madame Zurocky what had become of Wanda Shaw, Madame Zurocky uttered a shrrll laugh and asked If my friend dad not recogmze her under all the make up Who should It be but Wanda Shaw alias Madame Zurocky World Famous Fortune Teller ff: -W.3vf11.'39 - I ' s - ' I I 1 5 . - . . Q I I . . , . . - . . . . o . . I . an ' ,F If