George F Baker High School - Clocktower Yearbook (Tuxedo, NY)

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CLASS OF 1978: CAUSES OF DEATH Molly Brennan — She came to school without leaving early or being late. Kevin Clifford — Got to school early Jason Cook — He grew another 6 inches. Michael Coviello — They stopped making step ladders. Louis DeBrino — Beef was processed, packaged, and sold for 1 9C lb. William DeBrino — Lost his Brut. Craig Dickinson — Lord Taylors went out of business. Susan Engelhart — Didn't have her morning coffee Michael Gordon — Got an award for perfect attendance James Gullage — Lost his first aid kit. Theodore Hoffman — He passed the basketball to someone else. James Hofmann — He didn't have anything sarcastic to say. Diane Ibsen — Broke a fingernail. Jeffrey Kordiak — The Gong Show was cancelled James Kowalski — Lost a music award to the Little Drummer Boy Mary Kusion — She was reduced to wearing jeans and a flannel shirt. Barbara LaBurt — She lost her sneakers. Stacey Laurer — She became a conservative Kevin McCauley — Agreed with someone. Kathleen Marusich — Became orange peeler for the girl's basketball team James Matthews — Had to drink a soda at his own graduation party. David McGrady — He took off his coat and stayed a while. Lisa Mottola — Got amnesia and forgot everything Frances Moyer — She was prepared for gym. David Phillips — Over enthusiasm. David Rogo — He didn't do his homework Dorothy Schmidt — She had to leave Eagle Wally. Gayle Sloat — She got a pixie haircut. Catherine Squillini — Men became extinct. Peter Stalnaker — Actually did some work. Talley Stegmann — Became editor of her college yearbook. Mark Wesseldine — The firehouse burned down. Susan Uhelsky — Revlon stopped processing make-up. 86

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, THE CLASS OF 1978, residents of the Town of Tuxedo, State of New York, declare this to our Last Will and Testament, and revoke all former Wills. FIRST: We direct that our just debts and funeral expenses be paid by the Class of 1979 SECOND We give, devise, and bequeath the following property, real and personal and wherever situated, to be divided in the following manner: Holly Brennan leaves her hair to Laureen Barone. Kevin Clifford leaves Augusta Place to Greg Smith. Jason Cook leaves his organic socks to Brian Arrighetti. Michael Coviello leaves his hand-me-downs to David Haber Louis DeBrino leaves Bill in school. William DeBrino leaves his Brut cologne to Mrs. Ruskin. Craig Dickinson leaves his wardrobe to Mark Coviello. Susan Englehart leaves her body to Anne Heater. Michael Gordon leaves his car to whoever wants it James Gullage leaves his imagination to all the 50 lb squirrels Theodore Hoffman leaves his athletic ability to Laura Foley James Hofmann leaves everyone alone for a day. Diane Ibsen leaves her nails to Susan Kusion. Jeffrey Kordiak leaves his perfect attendance record to Beth Biondolillo James Kowalski leaves school and is never coming back Mary Kusion leaves all her jobs to Joan Gunning. Barbara LaBurt leaves her sneakers to Miss Henricksen. Stacey Laurer leaves her height to Donna Fasola Kevin McCauley leaves his arguements to Mr. Spencer Kathleen Marusich leaves Steve, Michael, and Robert and is glad James Matthews leaves his basketball uniform to Tony Lombardi David McGrady leaves his study habits to Cathy Whitehead Lisa Mottola leaves Mottola's car in one piece Frances Moyer leaves her driving ability to Mr Lauro. David Phillips leaves his rowdiness to Randy Dowding David Rogo leaves his yellow sweatpants to the police for signal flares Dorothy Schmidt leaves her mother to the cheerleaders Gayle Sloat leaves her natural endowments to Jackie Nowak Catherine Squillini leaves her outgoing personality to Laurie Sutherland Peter Stalnaker leaves his physique to Nils Gerling Talley Stegmann leaves the honor roll to Bobby Lay Mark Wesseldine leaves his truck to his father Susan Uhelsky leaves Tuxedo to go back to Goshen. The entire class leaves the class of '79 the senior lounge and 1 can of Lysol THIRD We appoint as Executors of our Will Danny and Arthur Clemm to serve without bond. FOURTH: We wish all future graduating classes of Tuxedo High School good luck THE CLASS OF 1978 June 1978 87