General Sturgis (AP 137) - Naval Cruise Book

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cvuw Cxcetvts jrccm Jkc {Jeuetal Are your love letters dry lately? Do you seem to fail to let the one you love know exactly how you feel? If this is in your case feel free to consult Ray CRELLIN, Slc(SK), the master of platonic, sensual and condoling documents. Before seeing your expected bride in San Francisco, PHILPOTT, you ' d be wise to see Ensign Harold Crabbe SMITH, our ship ' s Cologne Agent. Who is the new financier on this vessel? Is it George PAINTER, GMIc, or Lady Killer Tommy THOMPSON, EMIc. R. T. BARNES, Flc, of the ship ' s snipes, the only man living today known to have traveled from Miami to Palm Springs by Alligator, has now invented the foremost secret weapon of the war, by mixing a Florida Alligator with an Eagle and adding a dash of radar. Congratulations, Mr. BARNES. The way things look in Fire Control Shop, PERKINS, FCIc, would make a better souvenir salesman than a Fire Controlman. You ' ll usually find him slaving away on one thing or another in the shack during the evenings. Weather Prediction: Hot air will emerge from the first class spaces as usual. Survey indicating that four out of five women haters are women. The other is BEECROFT, PhMlc. Les old boy, take this pregnant thought and no longer give out with your address. The First Division claim they have the loudest and most often griper in STEGURA Sic. Any competition? 02