Gaston High School - Aurora Yearbook (Gaston, IN)

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Service Plus Courtesy The clergyman had sat down next to a slrgntiy intoxicated person. The conduc- tor came by and the parson touched his arm lightly and whispered: Do you allow drunken passengers in this. train. 1t's an right, said the conductor in a low voice, it's all right as long as you don't get noisy. 96 25 PK wk Practice Makes Perfect After a copious meal, little Toto asked for a third portion of pie. No, rep.1ed his 'motner, you've had two and tnat's enough. now do you expect me to learn to eat properly if you don't give me a chance to rehearse! lamented Toto. PK PK Y There's a Reason Little Oliver was entertaining a visitor. A terriric banging came Irom overhead. wna1,'s that noise '! exclaimed the vis- itor. Oh, mother is just dragging Dad's trousers across the fl001'.,, But that shouldn't make such a racket. Yes, but Dad's in them. Pk ik Sk Accurate Time Slgnal What time is it? I don't know. I haven't any watch. How do you get along in business with- out one? Oh, that's perfectly easy. When the stenographer powders her nose, I know it's time to go home. , T,-1-m--wg. -lll 1 -,,. ... -,,, 1 1,,, 1 ,,,, 1 1,,, 1 1,,, im, ,,,, tm, ,,II 1? 5 GASTON LUMBER l I C OM PAN Y 1 E Dealers in i S I All Kinds of High ie Grade Building I I Materials 1 T 1 ska I 1 7' I i We Specialize on lBird's Neponsetl I Roofing and 1 Shingles .l.-...- - -.....- ,.,. -...-...- ,... -....,..-,..-.-..l. 12: The Only Thing They Lack A certain man had four daughters of whom he was very proud. A visitor came to the house and happened to remark: Have you nothing but girls? Nothing but girls! replied the father. Why, man alive, we have everything but boys. ik if 'K lk Planned and Executed The bull just grabbed me with his big horns and tossed me over the fence. Some accident! That was no accident. What! Don't you call that an acci- dent? No, the bull did it on purpose! X 11 Pk lk The Last On Earth I was sorry to hear of your sad loss, consoled the neighbor, I would have thought that shooting himself would have been the last thing your husband would have done. It was. ' SK Sli lk 8 The Low-Down on Them Arra- Do you think that the captain will ask Geramin to marry him 7 Bella-- Oh, I think so. He has had several medals for bravery. Pk lk all 3' What It Leads To I'm tired of eating in restaurants. Boy, you ought to get married. That's the life. HI 8.I1 l.n pimp- -unn 1 nuua --:m-un- ylan -nn--'lu-:nl1.lu-10-u l11l-'mv-I? l STANDARD UH. COMPANY I i qixnmxap i I l' 7 i I i SERVICE AND i. SATISFACTION I I i 1 q.u:iaNTp I, i i 'U Z: O Z Fi no oo E Z C5 iv Don Armstrong O P on i O F E 2 P 2 P c1u--m--m-un-nn-unznzn-sul-su-an-n-sinus:

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Easy to Detect About a week after they were married, he happened to say: Did I ever tell you about the beautiful and wealthy young lady who was dying to marry me? No, you haven't, replied his spouse. You have never yet told me any lies. ik 'K lk lk The flies in the leading hotel in a south- ern town would always get in the butter. Finally a guest made a suggestion that they put the flies on one plate and the butter on another and allow the patrons to mix them according to their own taste. 'F il lk lk Come on Mack, said the passerby to the Scotchman. Let's go for a sail. No sir, replied Mack. I just paid six bits for my dinner and I'm taking no risk of losing it. III III Ill YI4 Young ladies don't give their sweethearts the mitten these days. They say that a nice pair of warm socks would be much more appropriate as young men are more or less subject to cold feet. 42 PF BF at Little Mary getting her first sight of a peacock. Look quick auntie ,one of your chickens is in bloom. wk ik PI4 SF Thrifty to the Ehd Vell, doctor, if I gor to die, I die con- tent. My life insurance is ten t'ousand tollarsf' I think, with the aid of stimulants I can keep you alive for a week longr. Don't do it, doctor. Der premium comes due der day after tomorrow. WlinilfllilIllTNIlIHllllllllllIlilllIillfI1lPlTl? I .lllllllb 1 I I ' M 55 Q wnnuqi l I ,L Jiri' 5 ill .mf 'eg 4 I ' NW 'I' :gli III il vful I 11. as II ii . I ' 'ISN fl 'Z :E-Siem il iz aw ' I Zrrem I 'I S 'Ili ,W I E :lu ' II Milli E I ' I I Start out in life on I time. E f Special Prices to 7 Graduates. 1 HARRIOTTS i 206 South Walnut Street I I Muncie, Ind. 5 1 -l-l-- 1l1U1!-'H1U1qq5-my-fxmilugs The Kiss- Of no use to one, Yet The The The The absolute bliss for two, young boy gets- it for nothing, young ma.n has to steal it, old man has to buy it, lover's privilege, The baby's right. The hypocrite's mask, The married man's duty. To a married woman-Hope. To a young girl-Faith. To an old maid-Charity, 'I' 'I' IKJII He Knows W0men What kind of meat have you this- morn- ing, asked Ossified Oscar of the Butcher. The best steak we ever had, sir, re- plied the buitcher. Here you are, sirg as smooth as veivet and as tender as a woman's heart. Give me sausage, grunted Oscar With- out looking up. 'll lk Ik lk The Acrobatic Souse Irate Wife- And how did you get that cut on your forehead? Envied Gent- Musta-hic-bit myself. Irate wife- Gwan! How could you bite yourself up there Y Envied Gent- I guesh I musta stood on a chair. HF PF 'If lk H' lc E c -umm 'zz o 4-DNV: msn- if :SE ,tm mgldi gfbsido gnc-v-E' Q. me :' 5.9- :' Z3 W5 C22 Ha? E. 35' vi co :A A co ... :L 5- er LS 55 2 g Us. if 8 su--ul-n1n1n-.ago I I I I I I I I i ,I I I 5 I I I -nil-n1n1ua!u MIIHUIIINIIGINGY 'PU F11 DP F' H O 'FU WE SPECIALIZE 7 IN FARMS i I 110 North Walnut Street Phone 25 - I I Muncie, Indiana I I yv-ll-l-!-Inn:--n-l-puq-u-I-l-u--I--nu--lub

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was I my Rough Treatment What do you think of this razor, sir? asked the loquacious barber of his cus- tomer. , I can hardly believe I.,have been shav- ed, replied the victim: - Hum, murmured the barber in stisfac- tion, I feel very much flattered. Then what do you think I did, Monsieur? I think you rubber me with sand- paper. VI' II' if 'If Compensation Mother-- You are sick because you were a Izluttong that is very shameful. Tommy- Yes, mother, it is very shamef- ful, but it tastes good. III III lk 'Il Only the I-Iereafter You will be very happy when you leave here, I suppose, remarked the visitor to the prisoner. Well, madam, replied the man, not particularly. I'm serving a life sentence. ill ill Ill III Very Transparent Professor- Name three transparent ob- jects. Student- Glass, water and iron. Professor- But iron isIn't transpanentf' Student- Yes, it isg I can see through a keyhole. at ak in Ik 97 QHEQE .:,. .mm S5-ef, CISSP. mf. 0' 3' Sl- I::3g,.2IIlI S3005-I :La U. cn Engng? Hr-gg 2 05 :QB we gsS '5:,u E. 'E. 2 an 5' O 555 '42 Zi'- '-gr? 93 I5 5 232 5: U13-no? I l I I I I I I I I I I I I I i I I I I I I I I un-IIII-rule PLEASING YOU KEEPS US IN BUSINESS I ' I I :-Honest Measure and Service-: I I l' ' ' nvrri- I I OIL AND GAS I GREY EAGLE TCU RIST I I I CAMP I I I I EATS. DRINKS. I I REcRExTIoN.GRocERIEs, I 4..-..-......-....- I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ofu-Il-u-u-u--- AUTO SUPPLIES EARL POGUE, MANAGER 0. I. T. 10 MILES N. W. MUNCIE Murphy was killed in a dynamite explo- sion. They delegated Casey to break the news to Mrs. Murphy, and he went to htr home and in his most polite manner said, Does the Widdy Tvlurphy live here '? Sure me name is Murphy but I'm no Widdy. Said Casey: Don't get fresh wid me. See what the boys. are bringing up the street. 'Is' 'I1 PI' 'Il His Profession Mrs. Moneybags. proudly:-- My son is a writer. Her Friend- You mean he writes for money? Mrst Moneybags-- Exactly. lk ill 'Il II' Love's Proof That young bride worships her husband, doesn't s eI?' Well, she places. burnt offerings before him three times a day. :If II: wk sk Weigh? Judge- Prisoner, I want you to weigh your words. Prisoner- Your Honor, lend me the scales of justice. IIC PI: sk all Out Of Proportion Hum- Your ears are slightly too long for a man. - Drum- And yours are too short for a l-:in-In! 2- ' 5 I 37 I 's E I ' 0 I rr gr I 'I' I Q I 'I' I on I O 'H I I-I 4, I N I U3 I 3 , I l1l1l1n!o 2. 35- 22 Q8- in 2.12 M0 f-S. oo EE O M 0 who have helped to I make possible the I F l I publication I I of this I o!ol1!1l1n--Iu.- I I I I I 5 I 5 I I I I '-I I 5 I fi I I E 3 I :Ai II Qs'-11111-1:1 ANNUAL